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- Save me, Finn and Jake.
- Shh!

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- Save me, Finn and Jake.
- We are.

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- Save me, Finn and Jake.
- Why does she keep saying that?

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I think she's traumatized, dude.

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Don't worry, princess.
We're gonna get you out of here.

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What was that?
Darling, are you all right?

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I thought I heard a...

8
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Oh, I see what happened.

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She broke up with me.

10
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Well, it's your mistake, missy!

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This ice king's gonna be fine!

12
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Why did she leave?

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I put so much cool stuff
in her little prison!

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Come on, old boy, keep it together.

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Maybe she called me!

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Please, please, please.

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No, no messages!

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This is where
she used to do her business.

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I'm so tired of looking at this face.

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Not bad.

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And now for some healthy exercise.

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I'm forgetting
about that silly old break-up already.

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All right, let's fly!

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You fool, you can't fly
without your beard.

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- I'm going to be alone forever.
- Hi!

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Beautiful princess.

27
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Excuse me for approaching you, sir,
you just seemed so approachable.

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That's funny,
usually my looks put people off.

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Is someone paying you to do this?

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Tell me about yourself.

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Well, there's not much to tell, really.
I'm an ice king.

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A nice king.

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No, no, dear, you misheard me.

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I'm not a nice king, I'm...

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... a really nice king.

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And I'm single.

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Oh, my gosh!

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Yeah, guess what.
Slime Princess is in the park.

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And she's like,
talk to a new nice king

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And he's like totally single.

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By the way, don't tell anybody.

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And I was like "Leave him alone!".

43
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And he was like "Make me!".
And I was like "Okay!".

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And then he was like "Arg! My head!".

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- Dude, what are you doing?
- I try to get signal.

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It's like everyone in Ooo
is on their phone or something.

47
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Oh, man!

48
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Have you, guys,...
seen the new... nice king?

49
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Nice king?

50
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- Yeah!
- He's single.

51
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And he's our.

52
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Now, get out of our way!

53
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Man! Now we have to kick
that frog out of his new home.

54
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Nah. Let him keep it.

55
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If there's a new king and he's nice,
we should offer our services.

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Finn and Jake-style.

57
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Ladies, I'll have time
to meet you individually later.

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Please, just stop squirming.

59
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But this looks like a prison.

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Pris... don't be ridiculous.

61
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It's a waiting room.
Just stop squirming

62
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Nice king!

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Finn and Jake.
You'll never take me alive!

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You're the nice king, right?

65
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Oh, yeah. I keep forgetting that.

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- Well, we will honor and serve you.
- Serve me?

67
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Yeah, we want to be
your nice knights.

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That sounds nice!

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With my rod of niceness,

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I dub thee two my nice knights.

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Yeah! We're knights!

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Nice!

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Who do you want us
to nice-knights against?

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- Nice king, I love you!
- Did I tell you that I like the opera?

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But if you don't, I hate it!

76
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Please!

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I'm trying to tell
my nice knights something!

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Come here.

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The main enemy
to the nice king right now

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is the disorganization
of his love life.

81
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Well, what do you mean?

82
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The ugly ones are all mixed up
with the other ones!

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I need you to catalog them
or something.

84
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But we punch monsters.

85
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After I choose my bride,
then you can go punch the monsters.

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Managing admirers?
We'll give it a try.

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Let's move on to something easier.

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- Do you like drums?
- Am I supposed to?

89
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She's dodging the question.

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Are you fond of men
with magical abilities?

91
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I'm really nervous right now.
I just really want to meet a nice king.

92
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You can go back
to the waiting room now, ma'am!

93
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I screwed it up, didn't I?

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I think we did a good job.

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I don't feel good making
a princess cry.

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This is not how
knights are supposed to act.

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Finn, knights are
loyal to their king.

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I'm still not sure.

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- Loyalty to the king.
- Can't argue with that.

100
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Hey, nice knights,

101
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turtle princess is about to walk out
that door.

102
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I told her that I like her a lot,

103
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but I really don't like her
all that much.

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Could you guys break it off for me?

105
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The nice king is not looking
for a relationship right now.

106
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Get out of here!

107
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He's just not ready
for a relationship!

108
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All right! We did it, dude!

109
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I feel terrible. I need to talk
to the nice king about this.

110
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Yes, yes, keep walking in a circle.

111
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Nice king,
may I speak with you for a moment?

112
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Princesses,
I must speak to my knight in private.

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- Go on, back into your cage.
- Bye, nice king!

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What's up, knight?

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I don't like treating princesses
this way.

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I don't want to...
I don't want to do this anymore.

117
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Your loyalty is in question?

118
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It's not that.

119
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It's just, princesses are supposed
to be treated with niceness.

120
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Are you implying
that I'm not the nice king?

121
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What's wrong with you?

122
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Hey, I'm here!

123
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- Finn, get rid of her.
- What? No, man!

124
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She's too loud and lumpy.

125
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I like smooth princesses, smooth.

126
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I can be smooth.

127
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Finn, punch out my lumps.

128
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I can be whatever he wants.

129
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- I can change!
- I can't punch a princess!

130
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Finn, just punch her!

131
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Let me see what
she looks like smooth.

132
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Yes! Hit me!

133
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I'm sorry, lumpy space princess.
I just can't punch you.

134
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Are you serious?
Fine. I'll do it myself.

135
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- Princess, no!
- Wait a minute, nice knight.

136
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Let's see what she can do.

137
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There. How's that?

138
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Better?

139
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No, I don't like her.

140
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This is all your fault, Finn!

141
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King, I'm sorry.
I just can't do this anymore.

142
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Punching princesses, breaking hearts,
it doesn't seem nice at all.

143
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You're on thin ice, nice knight!

144
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- The jig is up!
- What jig?

145
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My jig is up high.

146
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It's a highland jig.

147
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I have a new assignment for you,

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one with more knight-related stuff,
very important.

149
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Awesome! What is it?

150
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The ice king stole my razor.

151
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Sneak into his trap-filled ice castle
and retrieve it.

152
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And don't look through
the shoe box that he keeps

153
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behind the laundry bag in the closet.

154
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Those are my orders!

155
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Yes! Finally something knight-like!

156
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Get ready, ice king, for battle!

157
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And once I have my razor,

158
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I can select my elite army of wives
and take over the world!

159
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Look at all his hair.

160
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Did the ice king shave his back
or something?

161
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The nice king's razor!

162
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Jake, look, check this out.

163
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Relax, dude. It's just me.

164
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You look just like the ice king.
And so do i.

165
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These whiskers would make
anyone look like the ice king.

166
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Yeah, even the nice king.

167
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The nice king is the ice king!

168
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What do those princesses see
in this face?

169
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Hope I can keep this going.
So many princesses to meet.

170
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Whiskers!

171
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I can't be growing whiskers now!

172
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I haven't picked
who I want to marry me!

173
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Nice king!

174
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Did you retrieve my stolen razor?

175
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Yeah, and also, this!

176
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My beard! I mean, what is that?

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- He knows what it is.
- Let's get him, Jake!

178
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We're not gonna let you beat up
the nice king.

179
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He's not the nice king!
He's the ice king!

180
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- We don't believe you!
- Man!

181
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These ladies really want
to get married.

182
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Jake, we can't beat up princesses!

183
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Relax, dude.
Just get behind my ear shield.

184
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- Wait, I can't fly!
- Let me help you!

185
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No! Wait!

186
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Now fly, you liar!

187
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Ladies, ladies,
I can shave it off again.

188
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And when you get fat,
I'll grow it back.

189
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Now that's what I call a close shave.