1 00:00:14,063 --> 00:00:17,077 Blankie me, blankie me Finn! 2 00:00:17,243 --> 00:00:18,756 I'll get your blanket dude. 3 00:00:18,881 --> 00:00:20,712 - Where is it? - Right here. 4 00:00:20,837 --> 00:00:24,157 - Why don't you just get it yourself? - Because I'm sick! 5 00:00:24,323 --> 00:00:25,157 Poor guy. 6 00:00:28,215 --> 00:00:29,197 Too hot! 7 00:00:31,021 --> 00:00:32,016 Oh man, Jake. 8 00:00:32,141 --> 00:00:34,317 Is there anything I can do to make you feel better? 9 00:00:34,829 --> 00:00:36,692 Soup me Finny. 10 00:00:37,623 --> 00:00:39,743 Soup flavored cure comin' on through. 11 00:00:45,781 --> 00:00:47,037 Do you feel better, now? 12 00:00:47,410 --> 00:00:48,411 Yes. 13 00:00:52,622 --> 00:00:55,757 - Once upon a time... - No! I already heard that story before! 14 00:00:56,215 --> 00:00:58,037 But you're heard all my stories before! 15 00:00:58,484 --> 00:01:00,837 Make me a new one Finn, a new story. 16 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:02,381 Okay. 17 00:01:02,912 --> 00:01:03,964 Got it! 18 00:01:04,089 --> 00:01:06,197 - Once upon a time... - No! 19 00:01:08,043 --> 00:01:11,568 - What's the matter? - I don't want a made up story. 20 00:01:11,693 --> 00:01:13,357 I need a real story! 21 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,637 Now you hang on, my friend. I'll be right back! 22 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:23,917 Okay world, gimme a story for Jake! 23 00:01:38,220 --> 00:01:39,717 Jake, Jake! Check it out. 24 00:01:40,172 --> 00:01:42,677 This true story is going to totally cure you. 25 00:01:43,134 --> 00:01:44,357 Oh my gosh, what is it? 26 00:01:44,909 --> 00:01:48,476 First, the leaf fell off a tree. Oh but, wait, wait, wait. 27 00:01:48,643 --> 00:01:49,437 Spell out! 28 00:01:49,854 --> 00:01:51,277 The snail was on the leaf! 29 00:01:52,663 --> 00:01:53,664 The end. 30 00:01:54,505 --> 00:01:55,537 Oh no. 31 00:01:55,762 --> 00:01:57,757 That story just mad me feel thousand times worse. 32 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:00,785 Finn, a story's gotta have excitement! 33 00:02:01,175 --> 00:02:02,357 Romance! 34 00:02:02,927 --> 00:02:04,602 Suspense! 35 00:02:05,419 --> 00:02:07,375 And it has to have a happy ending. 36 00:02:08,293 --> 00:02:10,597 But... I don't know how to make that stuff happen. 37 00:02:11,253 --> 00:02:12,424 That's okay buddy. 38 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,294 Just... dig me a hole then. 39 00:02:15,672 --> 00:02:16,826 Actually, two holes. 40 00:02:17,183 --> 00:02:19,510 One for my guts, one for my face. 41 00:02:19,635 --> 00:02:21,076 'Cause when I die, 42 00:02:21,201 --> 00:02:23,117 my guts are gonna blow outta my face. 43 00:02:23,755 --> 00:02:25,437 I am not gonna let that happen dude! 44 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,738 Then go get me that story. 45 00:02:29,594 --> 00:02:31,397 And make it has all the things on this list. 46 00:02:31,787 --> 00:02:33,517 I will be back as fast as I can! 47 00:02:33,683 --> 00:02:35,750 I won't let your guts blown out your face! 48 00:02:43,498 --> 00:02:44,437 "Romance". 49 00:02:44,603 --> 00:02:46,034 That should be easy. 50 00:02:51,108 --> 00:02:53,397 Hey, how about you two, are y'all in love? 51 00:03:09,118 --> 00:03:10,462 Are y'all kissin in there? 52 00:03:14,857 --> 00:03:17,637 Maybe I should smoov out my approach a bit. 53 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:21,881 Normal guy, forest guy, just like normal forest guy. 54 00:03:25,856 --> 00:03:26,857 So... 55 00:03:29,112 --> 00:03:30,683 So, yeah, can I... 56 00:03:32,824 --> 00:03:34,437 Can I watch you guys kissing? 57 00:03:35,129 --> 00:03:36,037 What? 58 00:03:36,586 --> 00:03:38,225 I just need to... for my friend. 59 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:42,431 He's really sick and unless I tell him about watching you guys kissing... 60 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,989 What a weirdo! You are one sick man, mister! 61 00:03:46,114 --> 00:03:48,237 Yeah, what this friend's name, huh? 62 00:03:48,866 --> 00:03:50,157 Jake! His name's Jake! 63 00:03:51,188 --> 00:03:52,987 Yeah, right. Sounds pretty fake. 64 00:03:53,112 --> 00:03:54,854 C'mon Boobafina, let's get outta here. 65 00:03:56,152 --> 00:03:57,357 Wait! I'll do anything! 66 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:01,605 - Would you eat dirt? - I would for Jake! 67 00:04:07,267 --> 00:04:10,533 - Okay, now you guys kiss! - Man, what a freak. 68 00:04:11,003 --> 00:04:13,716 - Let's go. - What? No! Jake need this. Stop! 69 00:04:15,743 --> 00:04:17,756 Just c'mon. 70 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,357 What? No! 71 00:04:19,971 --> 00:04:20,996 Gah! Wait! 72 00:04:26,663 --> 00:04:27,957 You see? No big deal. 73 00:04:31,144 --> 00:04:34,332 I can't believe you made me do that! 74 00:04:34,901 --> 00:04:37,557 I'm secretly in love with Mr. Goose. 75 00:04:38,031 --> 00:04:40,357 And now he'll never love me! 76 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:44,357 Because now, I'm soiled. 77 00:04:48,551 --> 00:04:49,837 Oh no, oh no! 78 00:04:50,481 --> 00:04:54,465 I really did wanna kiss Boobafina. I'm secretly in love with her. 79 00:04:54,590 --> 00:04:55,591 Okay, sweet. 80 00:04:55,925 --> 00:04:58,652 No, no. It had to happen naturally. 81 00:04:58,777 --> 00:05:00,277 Now, she'll never love me. 82 00:05:04,111 --> 00:05:05,429 That wasn't smoov. 83 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:07,884 But it's all worth it to save Jake. 84 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:09,611 Whatever it takes! 85 00:05:11,429 --> 00:05:12,597 A good fight. 86 00:05:16,923 --> 00:05:19,159 - You wanna fight me? - Oh heck yeah! 87 00:05:19,284 --> 00:05:21,795 I've been waiting for this my whole life! 88 00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:23,449 Yes. 89 00:05:24,607 --> 00:05:25,677 Oh no you don't! 90 00:05:27,301 --> 00:05:29,097 You never let me do anything! 91 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:36,917 - You killed him! - Mom! Quit touchin' me! 92 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,357 You killed him and now he's dead! 93 00:05:39,811 --> 00:05:41,091 He's probably not dead. 94 00:05:41,411 --> 00:05:43,277 I'm sorry, though, that you think he's dead! 95 00:05:45,163 --> 00:05:48,357 I don't wanna hurt aminals but... But Jake! 96 00:05:52,606 --> 00:05:54,641 Okay, okay what's next? 97 00:06:06,187 --> 00:06:08,373 "Suspense". 98 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:21,172 Hey you, guys. 99 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:22,957 You wanna die? 100 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,112 Boys! 101 00:06:30,898 --> 00:06:31,717 Boys! 102 00:06:32,210 --> 00:06:33,997 Have you seen my boys? 103 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:37,541 No! 104 00:06:38,245 --> 00:06:39,600 I can't do it! 105 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,077 I can't keep messing with folks. 106 00:06:44,783 --> 00:06:46,400 But Jake needs me. 107 00:06:46,525 --> 00:06:48,848 But I can't keep messing with folks. 108 00:06:48,973 --> 00:06:51,533 But Jake's really sick! But I can't. 109 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:53,720 But... But... But... 110 00:07:00,798 --> 00:07:02,117 Who threw... 111 00:07:06,237 --> 00:07:08,517 What's happening? Are you guys gonna eat me? 112 00:07:08,683 --> 00:07:09,837 You'll see. 113 00:07:11,366 --> 00:07:12,277 Hey, wait! 114 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,797 This is really suspenseful! 115 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,277 What is this? 116 00:07:23,749 --> 00:07:28,282 - This is the rite of forest justice! - Huzzah! 117 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,077 Finn, the human boy, 118 00:07:30,244 --> 00:07:33,031 For your crimes against the inhabitants of the forest, 119 00:07:33,156 --> 00:07:36,517 you must enter the earth, and become one with the soil. 120 00:07:38,923 --> 00:07:40,517 Don't I get a trial or something? 121 00:07:41,005 --> 00:07:44,037 - No! Lower the cage! - Huzzah! 122 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:48,288 I'm totes gonna die! 123 00:07:48,756 --> 00:07:51,637 And now Jake won't get his story. And he'll die too! 124 00:07:52,175 --> 00:07:54,835 'Cause I still haven't a happy ending! 125 00:08:02,159 --> 00:08:03,331 Wait a minute! 126 00:08:03,456 --> 00:08:06,557 I may be busy dying but y'all need to get busy living! 127 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,237 Y'all are living some unhappy lives! You, Boobafina. 128 00:08:12,123 --> 00:08:14,877 You love Mr. Goose! You just need to tell him. 129 00:08:15,043 --> 00:08:17,030 - What? - She loves you. 130 00:08:17,155 --> 00:08:19,230 Y'all just need to hook it up! 131 00:08:19,355 --> 00:08:21,699 I've been wanting to date you for years. 132 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:25,102 - You really love me? - I do. 133 00:08:26,883 --> 00:08:28,117 And you, Mr. Fox. 134 00:08:28,283 --> 00:08:31,797 You need to face facts, man. Boobafina's not interested. 135 00:08:31,964 --> 00:08:33,197 It's time to move on. 136 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,716 It's true... it's for the best. 137 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,157 - And hey! Jerky teenage bear. - What? 138 00:08:38,658 --> 00:08:39,738 Your mom is right! 139 00:08:39,863 --> 00:08:42,277 You shouldn't go around fighting strangers in the forest. 140 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:44,917 Mama bear! 141 00:08:45,084 --> 00:08:46,664 Your son's not a baby anymore! 142 00:08:46,789 --> 00:08:48,957 You should stop spanking him in the face. 143 00:08:49,377 --> 00:08:52,677 He's right. It's time to let you grow up. 144 00:08:52,844 --> 00:08:53,957 That's the stuff. 145 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:56,317 - Huzzah! - And Mrs. Cow. 146 00:08:57,068 --> 00:08:58,775 Take that bag off your udder. 147 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,299 You're a beautiful girl! You live in the forest. 148 00:09:01,424 --> 00:09:03,180 So why don't you let it hang out? 149 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,517 Yo! Put that bag back on! 150 00:09:10,448 --> 00:09:12,197 - Huzzah! - Silence! 151 00:09:12,695 --> 00:09:13,734 Finn the human, 152 00:09:13,859 --> 00:09:16,797 for meddling in our lives and disturbing the order of the forest. 153 00:09:17,765 --> 00:09:20,077 - We thank you. - What! 154 00:09:20,547 --> 00:09:22,837 Our lives have improved since you came here. 155 00:09:23,003 --> 00:09:25,119 Does that mean you're gonna released me? 156 00:09:25,244 --> 00:09:27,557 Your cage is made of sticks, brother. Just kick it apart. 157 00:09:27,964 --> 00:09:28,965 Cool! 158 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:32,837 I'm comin' for ya, Jake! 159 00:09:33,347 --> 00:09:35,103 With a story! 160 00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:38,394 And then, what's happened? 161 00:09:39,384 --> 00:09:41,697 And then, everyone in the forest was happy. 162 00:09:41,822 --> 00:09:42,797 The end. 163 00:09:44,403 --> 00:09:47,807 - What? What's wrong? - That's was perfect! 164 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:50,357 - I feel a million times better. - Really? 165 00:09:50,789 --> 00:09:52,187 Yeah, yeah. 166 00:09:52,312 --> 00:09:55,502 The romance stopped my fever, the suspense cured my headache, 167 00:09:55,627 --> 00:09:57,878 and everything else cured everything else! 168 00:09:58,003 --> 00:10:00,277 I'm not sick! I'm not sick! 169 00:10:01,478 --> 00:10:02,479 Neat. 170 00:10:05,774 --> 00:10:08,237 Finn, come on! Dance the health dance with me! 171 00:10:08,403 --> 00:10:10,079 No, I'm good. 172 00:10:12,603 --> 00:10:14,317 You allergic to my health dance? 173 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,637 No, I just feel bad. 174 00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:22,517 Finn, did you catch my sick? 175 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,349 Yeah, I think so. 176 00:10:25,474 --> 00:10:27,699 Well, I know just how to make you feel better. 177 00:10:28,367 --> 00:10:30,957 Blankie, rubby, and best of all, 178 00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:32,830 A good story. 179 00:10:33,276 --> 00:10:34,983 Once upon a time... 180 00:10:38,670 --> 00:10:39,917 The end.