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BMO, turn the music down.

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BMO! Turn it down!

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Come on BMO you're messing up my game!

4
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Hey, dude can I borrow that paper?

5
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Bad computer! No! No!

6
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Now go sit in the corner
and think about your life.

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Snail attack!

8
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Oh, sick!

9
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Dude, how do you fight a snail?!

10
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Hold on! I got this!

11
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Don't make me use this, man!

12
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But I heard you guys were heroes.

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We are heroes.

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We thought you were trying to attack us.

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Why'd you break in here all mad,
squirting that juice all over us?

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It's not mad juice. It's sad juice.

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My name's Snorlock, and I'm sa-a-a-a-d!

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Stop squirting slime!

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Just tell us what's wrong!

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I need a girlfriend. I have no one to love.

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Jake, hero huddle.

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What do you think?

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I think our house is all jacked up.

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Yeah, but he's just an innocent goober looking for love.

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Yeah. Okay, let's help him.

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But he's got to lay off the house.

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Right! All right, man.

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We'll help you hook up as long as you -

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Yay!

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Lay off the house, man!

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You guys... won't help me?

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All right! all right! We'll help you, dude!

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Just put our house back!

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Okay! Right after I get a girlfriend.

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All right, you big crazy.
It's a deal!

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Jake, what time is it?!

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I don't know, but you're
probably going to say...

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Okay, Snorlock, if you want a
lady, you have to be yourself.

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How do I be myself?

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Uh, how does he be himself, Jake?

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Just do whatever you want, man,

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as long as it comes from the inside.

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Like sad juice?

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No!

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You keep that stuff inside you, brother.

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You just got to talk to 'em.

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Oh. I never done that.

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Finn, you see any hot mamas?

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Go talk to her!

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Go talk to her!

51
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okay.

52
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Oh! Hello.

53
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Hi.

54
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Mm. You seem like a reasonable male.

55
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We should go to a movie sometime.

56
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He's got this.

57
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I like old movies.

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Um, are you okay?

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Girlfriend! Girlfriend!

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Dude! our house! We got to do something!

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Relax. I got it.

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Snorlock! Hey, Snorlock.

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You okay, buddy? Went a little nuts there, guy.

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You got to get that under control,

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'cause you're scaring ladies and jacking up our house.

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I'm sorry. Are you gonna leave me?

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Aw, who could leave you?

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Come here, you big hot mess.

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Break it up, you two!

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We have ladies to attend to!

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Yeah, the ladies.

72
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Talking to ladies is hard.

73
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No, it's not.

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Check it out, Snorlock.

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Finn, you be the guy snail,
and I'll be...

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the chick snail.

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Ugh! gross, Jake!

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Come on, man. We're just pretending.

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Do it for love.

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Okay. I'll do it for this guy.

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What's up, lady snail?

82
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Well, I'm just sitting here
thinking about mating with snails.

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No! I can't do this, man!

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I-am-out!

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I'll mate with you.

86
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We're just role playing, buddy.

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Here, Finn. This time you be the
chick and I'll be the snail dude.

88
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Hey, baby. what's up?

89
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Girl you smell good.

90
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Did you take a bath in
rainbows and cupcakes?

91
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- Say "yes"!
- Say "yes"!

92
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Okay! Yes!

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See, Snorlock?
Talking to ladies is easy.

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Just act like me.

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Uh... girl, you smell good.

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You can smell me?

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May I smell you more?

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Uh, okay.

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Cupcakes...

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Uh, I have to go.

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Did you take a bath?

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Don't ever talk to me again.

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Please don't go!
Don't go!

104
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Aw, it's okay, buddy.
Come here and give us a hug.

105
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Man, I wish you guys were ladies.

106
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Stay focused, Snorlock.

107
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You have any cool talents that ladies might like?

108
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No.

109
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Finn, teach him how to use swords.

110
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The princesses always love this one.

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Do you think you can do that, Snorlock?

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I don't know.

113
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Hmm. Maybe you're musical.

114
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Can you do this?

115
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Try doing all that.

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My word, Eleanor!
What is that alluring sound?

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I have no idea.

118
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Yeah, Snorlock! Show us that talent!

119
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Oh, my! What is that?

120
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What is that wonderful sound?

121
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Do I see swords?

122
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Jake, these chicks look pretty serious.

123
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Let's just let Snorlock do his thing.

124
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Go to it, buddy!

125
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Look at him go!
Bringing in the ladies.

126
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Uh, he's bringing in a lot of ladies.

127
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Snorlock! These ladies are
ruining our tree house! Stop!

128
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Wedge, dude!

129
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It's no use, man. It's stuck with snail slime.

130
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How are we gonna get our house back?

131
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Salt!

132
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Dude, I'm going in!

133
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You'll get slimmed or grinded on!

134
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Snorlock, I'm gonna give you
till the count of three, mister!

135
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Fine. I didn't want to have to do this.

136
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- Oh my gosh!
- He is naked!

137
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What? I'm naked?
But I never had a shell!

138
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Snorlock, you never a shell?

139
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That means you're not
naked. You're a slug!

140
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Me? A slug?

141
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Yeah, man. That's why you
have trouble with snail chicks.

142
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 You need slug chicks.

143
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I don't know any slug chicks!

144
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Actually, I-I'm not really a snail. 

145
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I'm a slug. My shell's made of peppermint.

146
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That's gross! 

147
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I don't know why did they have
to make out so close to our house.

148
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I don't know. Come on. Let's finish rebuilding it. 

149
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I got some ear plugs you can borrow.

150
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Where's that music coming from?

151
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BMO! Get over here and help us rebuild the tree house.

152
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Yeah. You live here, too!