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Yo, man, what's going on?

2
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Oh, I found this crystal
on our doorstep.

3
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It's pretty mysterious.

4
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I'm trying to find
information about it

5
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using the holo-book.

6
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Uh, that's cool.

7
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But you know what's really cool?

8
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Tough guy contests.

9
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Whoo-hoo!

10
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♪ Tough boys! ♪

11
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Wait, man.

12
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Doesn't this look like
Tree Trunks' lipstick?

13
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That's impossible.

14
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Tree Trunks exploded in
the scary dark forest

15
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after she ate that
crystal gem apple.

16
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Remember?

17
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Yeah, I remember.

18
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Come on, man.

19
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Tough-guy-contest me.

20
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You got what it takes to rip it?

21
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Uh... yeah.

22
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Then let's get it on.

23
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Hyah! Yeah-yo!

24
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Hyah!

25
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Do it, man. Do it.

26
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Raaa!

27
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Oh!

28
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No!

29
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Gotcha, dude.

30
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I'm gonna break out.

31
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No way.

32
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Ha ha!

33
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I'm breaking out with my fat.

34
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I win, Finn. Finn?

35
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Finn!

36
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Finn, are you okay?

37
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I was just messing
with you, dude.

38
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I... was just messing with...

39
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you.

40
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Are you okay?

41
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Yeah.

42
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I'm just gonna rest my muscles.

43
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Oh, dang it, Jake.

44
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You can't get all out
of control like that.

45
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Why am I like this...

46
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like this...

47
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like this?

48
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Jake, what did you
do to your brother?

49
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We were just playing, and
then I got out of control.

50
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I'm sorry, dad.

51
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No, son, you did good.

52
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Having no self-control makes
you a tough galoot, like me.

53
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But I don't want to hurt nobody.

54
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Well, that's too bad, kid,

55
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'cause you're gonna
hurt everybody.

56
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Noooo!

57
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Whatev, daddy.

58
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Hmph! Hmph! Hmph!

59
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I'm never gonna hurt anybody ever...
starting now.

60
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What's up, dude?

61
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Finn, you're okay.

62
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I was scared that I
mashed your potatoes

63
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too hard last night.

64
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Ha! You didn't mash my potatoes.

65
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You didn't even make
me cry silently

66
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into my pillow last night for...

67
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30 minutes.

68
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In fact, you ready to
go again, tough stuff?

69
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No. No more, dude. - What?

70
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I never want to lose
control again, man.

71
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I'm going totally soft.

72
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You look like a wuss.

73
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Mm-hmm.

74
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Hey, the crystal's glowing
a different color.

75
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Hmm.

76
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Jake!

77
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Whoa.

78
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What's it...

79
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Chip, chap, chop!

80
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What's going on?

81
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Uh, which one of you
is Finn the human?

82
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Depends on who's asking.

83
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Are y'all good or evil?

84
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Uh... we're good.

85
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Oh. I'm Finn.

86
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- Get him!
- Aah!

87
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Hey, you guys, put my bro down.

88
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Jake!

89
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Finn!

90
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Ugh! - Hey.

91
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Hey, man, what happened?

92
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I don't know, but I'm trapped
in this crystal ball.

93
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Get me out of here.

94
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Okay, I'll try to do it using
controlled conversation.

95
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Halt.

96
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Hey, man, I'm Jake.

97
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Beat it.

98
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I want to know why
you took my buddy,

99
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and I'm not gonna use force

100
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to get it out of you.

101
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I'm just following orders, bub.

102
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Whose orders?

103
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Um... well, it's a secret,

104
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but part of it is
we're turning Finn

105
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into a crystal.

106
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Jake, you should
stop these guys now.

107
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Aaaaah!

108
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Oh, man.

109
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Get me out of here!

110
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No. You're gonna look awesome
and crystal, like us.

111
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Can't we work this
out like gents?

112
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Get lost. - Whoa!

113
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Jake, lose control,
flip out on those guys.

114
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No, dad.

115
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I've got to control myself.

116
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♪ Control, control,
control, control ♪

117
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Jake! Help!

118
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My arm! Aah!

119
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Whoa. Okay, okay.

120
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I'm hatching a controlled plan.

121
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All right, man,
move out of the way

122
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and let me get my friend.

123
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Nope. Not doing it.

124
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Then I'll have to
move you myself...

125
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with my mind.

126
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You're gonna hurt yourself.
Stop it.

127
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Your time is running
out, little dog.

128
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Hey, speed it up in there, guys.

129
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Okay. Turn up the juice, mang.

130
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Yeah, mang.

131
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Aah. Aah!

132
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Jake! Help!

133
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Finn!

134
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Don't hurt my buddy.

135
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No, Jake, no. Don't
lose control.

136
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Jake. Jake.

137
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Come on, punch them, Jake.

138
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Punch everybody. Why not?

139
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Come on! Why not?

140
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No punchies. I am in control.

141
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Who are you talking to?

142
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Nobody, man! Don't look at me!

143
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Whoa!

144
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Did you guys see that?

145
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Yes. Yeah.

146
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Don't make fun of him.
He's having problems.

147
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Everybody has... aah!

148
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Aaaaah!

149
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Ugh! Stupid ghost dad.

150
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I'll show him.

151
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Ooh. Okay.

152
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Intimidate them with
controlled attack.

153
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Hurry up, guys.

154
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I got to drop a crystal donk.

155
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Oh, come on. I don't
want to hear that.

156
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Hey, whatever, man.
I ain't ashamed.

157
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I got... whoa. What...
what the...

158
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Open up!

159
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Feel my controlled attack.

160
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Whaaaa!

161
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Psssh!

162
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Whaaaa!

163
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Psssh!

164
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Whaaaaaaaa!

165
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Psssh!

166
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Stop it.

167
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I'm not hurting you, am I?

168
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No, you freak.

169
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Well, there's a lot more
where that came from,

170
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so you best tell me

171
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why you're turning
Finn into a crystal.

172
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Or what, you'll touch me?

173
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So help me, I will touch you.

174
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Aah! Jake!

175
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Aah! Help!

176
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Finn, oh, no.

177
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Cut it out. He looks good.

178
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My body!

179
00:07:02,267 --> 00:07:04,360
No! My bud!

180
00:07:06,936 --> 00:07:09,166
Eh, let him in. He
can't do nothing now.

181
00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:12,829
I'm sorry, Finn.

182
00:07:12,904 --> 00:07:14,304
I'm superlame.

183
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And now... you're dead.

184
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I'm not dead.

185
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I'm just all crystal-stiff.

186
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Oh.

187
00:07:22,374 --> 00:07:24,308
Get your hands off my lover.

188
00:07:24,375 --> 00:07:26,673
- That voice.
- It sounds like...

189
00:07:26,743 --> 00:07:30,734
Yes, Finn, it's me, Tree Trunks.

190
00:07:30,811 --> 00:07:33,244
But in this world, I'm known

191
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as Quartzion the crystal queen.

192
00:07:36,479 --> 00:07:38,413
Oh, my grosh. You're alive!

193
00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:41,448
Oh, I'm more than alive, Finn.

194
00:07:41,515 --> 00:07:45,813
After I ate that crystal apple
in the scary dark forest,

195
00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:49,147
I was transported to
this crystal dimension,

196
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where I became ruler
of the crystal men.

197
00:07:53,886 --> 00:07:59,049
And the crystal men are
all in love with me.

198
00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:00,645
- Love you, Quartzion!
- I love you!

199
00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:02,485
- We love you!
- Love you!

200
00:08:02,556 --> 00:08:05,217
Yes, yes, I know.

201
00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:06,882
But your love...

202
00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:09,892
is not enough.

203
00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:10,982
Aah!

204
00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,486
I wanted you, Finn,

205
00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:18,393
so you could be transformed

206
00:08:18,462 --> 00:08:21,793
into my sexy crystal king.

207
00:08:21,862 --> 00:08:23,796
Tree Trunks, you've gone bananas

208
00:08:23,863 --> 00:08:25,660
with crystal power.

209
00:08:25,731 --> 00:08:27,665
Finn, it's not sexy for a king

210
00:08:27,732 --> 00:08:30,928
to call his queen bananas.

211
00:08:31,433 --> 00:08:33,060
Aah!

212
00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:35,328
Jake, you've totally
got to stop her.

213
00:08:35,401 --> 00:08:39,335
I'll try, man, but I'm
still figuring out my biz.

214
00:08:39,402 --> 00:08:41,199
Here I come, Tree Trunks.

215
00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,329
Taste my gentle rubs.

216
00:08:43,404 --> 00:08:44,336
Whoa there.

217
00:08:44,404 --> 00:08:46,668
Don't you put your
junk on my trunk.

218
00:08:46,738 --> 00:08:48,172
Go, Jake! Go!

219
00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:50,536
She's too sassy and powerful.

220
00:08:50,606 --> 00:08:51,436
Ow!

221
00:08:51,506 --> 00:08:53,997
Jake, Jake, I brought
someone here to see you.

222
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,007
It's your brother.

223
00:08:55,075 --> 00:08:57,305
Jermaine? Are you dead?

224
00:08:57,376 --> 00:09:00,572
No, man, we're just
dreaming at the same time.

225
00:09:00,644 --> 00:09:03,441
Well, I'm sorry about
that time I beat you up.

226
00:09:03,511 --> 00:09:04,773
Yo, that was an accident.

227
00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,710
I knew you were
just horsing off.

228
00:09:06,779 --> 00:09:09,337
But, dad, you said I'm
gonna hurt everybody.

229
00:09:09,413 --> 00:09:10,846
Yeah, everybody.

230
00:09:10,914 --> 00:09:13,472
I don't know, dad. That
doesn't really help me.

231
00:09:13,548 --> 00:09:16,107
Everybody who is evil, Jake.

232
00:09:16,183 --> 00:09:18,412
Let me finish next
time, hmm, yeah?

233
00:09:18,483 --> 00:09:20,678
Oh. Well, then I'm over it then.

234
00:09:22,085 --> 00:09:24,144
Jake, kick Tree
Trunks in the tummy.

235
00:09:24,218 --> 00:09:26,846
She's probably still got that
crystal gem apple inside her.

236
00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,251
That must be giving
her all her powers.

237
00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,049
Marry me, Finn.

238
00:09:31,121 --> 00:09:32,782
We can snuggle through
time and space

239
00:09:35,656 --> 00:09:37,351
and kiss each other

240
00:09:37,423 --> 00:09:40,482
in an alternate
dimensional plane.

241
00:09:40,558 --> 00:09:41,752
Hyah!

242
00:09:41,825 --> 00:09:42,825
Oh!

243
00:09:45,593 --> 00:09:47,958
Oh, dear.

244
00:09:48,027 --> 00:09:49,517
Yeah!

245
00:09:51,028 --> 00:09:53,087
T.T., you're back.

246
00:09:53,162 --> 00:09:56,324
Oh, Jake, I was behaving
so inappropriately.

247
00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:58,160
I'm so embarrassed.

248
00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,221
Oh, shush, Tree Trunks.

249
00:10:00,298 --> 00:10:02,596
If I had a penny for every
time someone went crazy,

250
00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:05,031
hopped up on magic energy...

251
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,001
I'd be Abraham Lincoln.

252
00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,830
Tree Trunks, you're okay.

253
00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,368
Finn!

254
00:10:11,435 --> 00:10:12,868
I'm okay, too!

255
00:10:12,936 --> 00:10:15,530
Oh, Finn, I was trapped
here for so long,

256
00:10:15,604 --> 00:10:18,197
and all I could think about...

257
00:10:18,271 --> 00:10:22,069
was you and how
you're so nice to me.

258
00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:24,869
And I-I just wanted
to say I think...

259
00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:28,773
you're cute, and I like you.

260
00:10:28,842 --> 00:10:31,003
Okay, okay. Let's go.

261
00:10:31,076 --> 00:10:33,509
Finn, when we get home,

262
00:10:33,577 --> 00:10:35,545
it's apple-pie time.

263
00:10:36,611 --> 00:10:38,238
Oh!

264
00:10:39,645 --> 00:10:43,011
♪ Apple pie in the oven ♪

265
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:48,243
♪ Tell me you can
taste my lovin' ♪

266
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:52,273
♪ Come along with me ♪

267
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:56,251
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

268
00:10:56,319 --> 00:11:00,253
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪

269
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:04,254
♪ and do so as we please ♪

270
00:11:04,321 --> 00:11:08,279
♪ Come along with me ♪

271
00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:11,290
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪

272
00:11:14,492 --> 00:11:18,086
This party is so crazy!