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The goblins have suffered
long enough, Xergiok!

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Shush!

3
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You guys can't live
without me, right?

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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

5
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Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

6
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You got problems, man.

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Bah!

8
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♪ Wands are for wimps! ♪

9
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You may have beaten
me this time, but...

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Ow!

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Ha ha! Yeah!

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And stay out, muffin top!

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Finn and Jake!

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Finn and Jake! Finn and Jake!

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Nyah, great job, warriors.

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You've freed us.

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I am Gummy, Royal
Goblin Chief of staff.

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Nice to meet you.

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Nyah!

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I-I-I'm sorry.

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I have not known a friendly
touch in some time.

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You see, Xergiok loved
to be a jerk to us.

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It's spankin' time!

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Yea-a-a-a-h!

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Yeah!

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Yea-a-a-a-a-h!

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Aw, heck, Maria.

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I need to ask you something.

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Do you want to do this
marriage thing with me?

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Aww!

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Oh, my love, the answer is yes.

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Boom!

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Congratulations.

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Oh!

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W-we need a good King to
rule us, like you, mayhaps?

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Oh, yeah!

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You should do it!

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Yeah, be their King.

40
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No, man.

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I'm an Adventurer fo' life.

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If there isn't a King to
tell me not to start a riot,

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I-I could start a riot, then.

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No rules, baby!

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Start that riot!

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Riot! Flip this table!

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No one can tell me no!

48
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Aah!

49
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Please, Finn. We need a King!

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Stop the riot!

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I'll become your King... to
save y'all from yourselves.

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We have a new King!

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Hey, Finn's gonna need a Queen.

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I'll do it.

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Allow me to show you the
grounds, your Majesties.

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Show me what we got, Gummy.

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Show it to me!

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Dude, I'm psyched!

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Yeah.

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The Goblin Birthing
Pits, your majesties.

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I'm being born!

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That's pretty neat.

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The Garden of Living Fountains.

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Whoo! Awesome!

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The Royal Game Archive,
complete with controller hats.

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Ooh!

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The Royal Dragon Stables.

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Oh!

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Whoa.

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And, finally, the royal bedroom,
with king-sized bed for

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the royal couple.

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Could you make that a bunk bed?

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Yes, my Queen.

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Whisper Dan!

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I call the top!

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And I call...

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Wait!

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For you, great King, the
book of royal rules.

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Mm. Sounds boring.

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Oh, no worries, my Liege.

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I'll read it to you.

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Hey, Jake.

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You want to stay awake
and hear some rules?

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All right, lay it on me, Gummy.

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"Introduction, colon, the 623
royal rules were established

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in Moon Year 16, in response to
elder Gorflox's repeated request

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for an organized response..."

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Awaken, your highness!

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No way, dude.

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Your Excellency, let's go.

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We have much to do.

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Whoo!

93
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This is where you may perform
your daily processes, my King.

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Whoa!

95
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Look at that huge mirror!

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And it's painted baby blue...
Boys style!

97
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Come, Sire.

98
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It is time to brush your teeth

99
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in front of the "boys
style" mirror.

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Whoo! Awesome!

101
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Oh, no, no, no, your majesty!

102
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Please! Let us brush your teeth!

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Kyah!

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Whoa, ease up, dudes.

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Finn access only.

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Aah! He's a rule breaker!

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Don't spank us too hard!

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Spare them, your majesty!

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Spank me instead!

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Set my buttocks ablaze!

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Guys, what are you
talking about?

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Rule one, "the King shall
not brush his own teeth,"

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in the book of royal rules
I read to you last night.

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Oh! Oh.

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Guys, put your hams away.

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Wha?!

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I'm not gonna spank your hams.

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I'm not that kind of King.

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So, then, we may brush
your teeth, my Lord?

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You can brush my teeth I guess.

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Yay!

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Oh.

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This brunch looks great.

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Can't wait to dig in.

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Uh, I will out that,
your highness.

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Gummy, as King, I order
you to let me out it.

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I'm sorry, Sire.

128
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The royal rules don't allow it.

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I'm cutting it, Gummy!

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No!

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Thank you, Gummy.

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Uh, a thousand pardons, my Lord.

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You're not going to
chew that, are you?

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Yeah.

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I'm sorry, Sire.

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The royal rules don't allow it.

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Gummy, just let me do this.

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No one will know.

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I would know.

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Uh, Jake, this is nuts.

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Maybe, but rules are rules.

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Master, eat your food.

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I chewed it thoroughly and
heated it to goblin body

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temperature.

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I'm not hungry, Gummy.

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You look a little bit down.

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Would you like me
to weep for you?

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No, Gummy. It's just...

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Sire! Sire!

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There's trouble in Town Square!

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A thief!

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A thief? Yes!

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I'll handle it!

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No, sire!

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The King is not
allowed to fight.

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He must give a
speech to the thief.

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That is the royal
rule, my Liege.

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There's the thief!

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Give me them hot buns, Lady!

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Hey, thief!

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I got a speech for yo... no!

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The royal speaker
must give the speech.

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What?!

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You see?

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Since the dawn of time, the
balance of what is right and

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what is wrong has
come into question...

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I'll take this.

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Yes, you can feel it
slowly working, eh?

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Oh, no! Aah!

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I can't let this go on!

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Gimme!

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Hands off, thief!

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Ha!

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Here you go, old lady.

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Oh, no! The new King!

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Just as cruel as the last King.

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Hi... Yo... what?

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Oh, King, we beg you not
to slay the old lady.

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Don't hurt us!

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No, wait!

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Don't slay me!

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You may keep the hot
buns, your majesty!

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I'm ready for my spanking,

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Mr. Xergiok part two.

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We're ready for our
spanking, Sire!

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♪ I just want to help
y'all as much as I can ♪

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♪ And y'all just keep showing
me your goblin hams ♪

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♪ When I became King ♪

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♪ I didn't think y'all
would show me your rears ♪

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♪ But I'll accept my boring
fate and shed this tear ♪

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♪ 'Cause I can't seem to cure
you of your groundless fears ♪

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No! No more spankings!

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Aah!

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Gummy, don't be afraid.

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I'm gonna stick to
the rules now, okay?

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00:08:01,260 --> 00:08:04,037
My Lord, I'm sorry,
y-you haven't heard?

197
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Xergiok is returning
with an evil army!

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00:08:07,301 --> 00:08:09,805
Come look... through the scope.

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00:08:09,871 --> 00:08:11,475
You see?

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Prepare to destroy them all!

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Oh!

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00:08:19,851 --> 00:08:23,299
If I defeat Xergiok as King, I
can prove to the goblins that an

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active King can be a good King.

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But I can't let them know
until it's all over.

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Stay fainted, Gummy.

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Oh!

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00:08:31,567 --> 00:08:33,808
Whisper Dan, have you seen Jake?

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00:08:35,739 --> 00:08:37,275
I'm in here.

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00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:40,983
Xergiok's back with an
army of earclopses.

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Let's bust them up!

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All right, man.

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How do we do this?

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Hmm.

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What if they figure it out?

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No way, man.

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I'm going to be honest
with you, King Finn.

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When I'm scared, I feel
most safe in your lap.

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00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:08,153
Line up for your
spankings, Goblins!

219
00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,320
Oh! Too late... In my pants!

220
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:13,298
Jake, the goblins can't
see me being un-Kingly.

221
00:09:13,355 --> 00:09:14,834
I need a disguise.

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Jump in my mouth!

223
00:09:17,126 --> 00:09:18,504
Yah!

224
00:09:18,562 --> 00:09:23,808
Who among you has the
courage to face Xergiok?!

225
00:09:23,868 --> 00:09:26,110
Shut your kissing hole, Xergiok!

226
00:09:26,172 --> 00:09:28,050
It's time for a beating!

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00:09:28,108 --> 00:09:31,215
I salute you, foolish warrior!

228
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:32,917
You can be my personal sla...

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00:09:33,882 --> 00:09:35,225
Whoa! Whoa!

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Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!

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00:09:45,664 --> 00:09:47,076
How in the world?!

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00:09:47,133 --> 00:09:50,946
Dude, no one uses earclopses
in battle without earplugs.

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Eat this!

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00:09:55,778 --> 00:09:57,223
Pow! Pow! Pow!

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Whoa!

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00:09:59,916 --> 00:10:02,090
Ha ha! You missed me!

237
00:10:14,903 --> 00:10:16,849
Oh, great King.

238
00:10:16,905 --> 00:10:18,681
With the help of
a brave soldier,

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you thwarted the evil Xergiok.

240
00:10:21,445 --> 00:10:24,427
Huzzah!

241
00:10:26,684 --> 00:10:28,631
Come on, dude.

242
00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:29,961
Let's get out of here.

243
00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:31,161
Aww.

244
00:10:31,224 --> 00:10:32,669
All right.

245
00:10:32,726 --> 00:10:34,846
Well, looks like they got the
King they wanted, buddy.

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00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:36,034
Yup.

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00:10:36,097 --> 00:10:37,342
And we're going
home to adventure.

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00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:38,242
Mm-hmm.

249
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,300
High five us, dude.

250
00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:40,279
Hey, Jake?

251
00:10:40,336 --> 00:10:41,679
What?

252
00:10:41,738 --> 00:10:43,483
Why do the insides of
you smell like vanilla?

253
00:10:43,507 --> 00:10:46,512
Oh. A wizard put a curse on me.

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00:10:46,578 --> 00:10:48,148
Huh. Neat.