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Careful.
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You'll wreck my gift for
Princess Bubblegum.
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Whoops.
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Hey, what's it supposed
to be, anyway?
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It's a scale model of
The Candy Kingdom,
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made out of my saliva.
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So, this means you want to
give her your spit, huh?
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Yep. Hey, no!
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It's okay, dude. I
totally get it.
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Ha ha ha!
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I just wanted to
give her something,
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uh, to celebrate her science...
thing.
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You mean her... super
science barbecue?!
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You think it's sciencey
enough for her?
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Relax. She'll love it.
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And then she'll love you.
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- Wha?!
- Hey, there's Bubblegum.
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Hide it behind your back, man.
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Princess!
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Oh. Hi, guys.
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Just getting the grill
cooking for tonight's BBQ.
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Oh.
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What's that you got behind
your back there, Finny?
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Oh, I-I made you something.
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Really?! Can I scope it?
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Yes. Close your eyes.
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A'ight.
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Get ready to open your eyes?
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Ah-choo! Can I open my eyes?
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No, wait!
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Uh, keep them closed for
like three more hours.
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I'm gonna open my eyes.
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Oh, Finn!
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It's pink! I love pink!
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Oh, thanks, Finn.
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Princess, Princess!
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Better not say nothing, you.
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Yes, Chet?
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Um, so, I called
Grill-meister for the BBQ,
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but Pepper won't
give up the spatula.
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Fine, fine. You can have it...
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when you pry it from
my cold, dead hands!
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N-o-o-o-o!
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Hey, if you two aren't
watching the grill,
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then who's watching the...
grill?!
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Meat!
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Die, you fire!
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Finn, that was awesome.
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Oh.
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Thanks, Princess. I'm
always happy to help.
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I see.
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Your heroic brain is fascinating
in a scientific way.
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Many scientific minds
are going to be
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speaking at my barbecue.
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You should talk about
something, too.
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You'll do that for me, right?
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Anything you want.
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Thanks, Finn.
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Listen, I have to
deal with this.
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See you tonight?
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Uh, yeah.
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Buddy, just breathe into me.
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Huh?
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You're just gonna give a speech
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to a bunch of brainiacs.
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I can't hang with those guys.
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I'm full of stupid.
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Then we'll just
borrow some brains
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by going to the place
where knowledge lives!
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Oh, Braintown.
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Uh, no, the library.
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The library of the undead.
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No, just the regular library.
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Hey, Finn, let's split.
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This turned out to be boring.
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But I have to cram this info.
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Okay, okay.
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I'll just keep reading
this book about figs.
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And I'll just read
this book about pigs.
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Ha ha! Whatcha doing?
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I'm bored now, too.
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Shh, hey!
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That's completely inappropriate.
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But... but we were just
enthusiastic about learning.
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Hmm.
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So, if I can't
book-learn for beans,
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we'll just get some smarty
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to explain scientific
junk to me.
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Yeah, then you can at
least sound smart.
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But where you gonna
find someone like that?
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Jake, we're going to college.
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And the great question endures.
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Who would win in a fight
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between Nietzsche's
Ubermensch and Mandroid?
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The answer is Werewolf Queen.
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It's always Werewolf Queen.
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Rad!
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Jake, you can just
shrink yourself down.
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Oh, yeah.
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And when I finally meet
the Werewolf Queen,
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she will take me on
as her royal consort,
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and we will rule in blood!
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Hey, teach, can you talk
more about scientific,
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uh, stuff and things?
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Well, sure, I could...
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if this wasn't a class
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on Theoretical Fight-onomics.
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Oh.
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Are you even in this
class, Mister...
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Uh... Wormy...
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Wormy McSquirmy.
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McSquirmy, huh?
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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Oh, there you are.
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W. Mcsquirmy. I'm sorry.
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Yes, you're registered,
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and you haven't shown
up for a single class.
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Truancy hurts us all, McSquirmy.
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Hey! Ow! Please, where's
your compassion?
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- Let's kill him.
- Assail!
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Excelsior!
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Ohh!
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Aah!
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Jake, let's get out of here.
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Ow!
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And stay out of academia!
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Ugh!
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Well, that's it.
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I'm all out of ideas on
how to learn this junk.
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Oh! Let's just solve
this thing with magic.
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No. That's the easy way out.
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Yeah. It's the easy way out.
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Oh. Oh, yeah!
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Let's go visit Choose Goose
and his magical shack.
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Magic, you say?
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Yeah, Choose Goose.
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I need magic... some kind
of mind-enhancing magic.
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Oh, yes, the quest that
you are on requires...
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the glasses of Nerdicon!
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So, I just put those on,
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and then I'd be able
to give that lecture.
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And Princess Bubblegum
will totally dig it.
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Yeah!
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What do you want for it, C.G.?
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Lately, I've been
feeling drained.
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I only wish to be entertained.
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Hmm.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Well done.
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The glasses you have won!
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Everything small is just a small
version of something big!
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I understand everything!
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Whoa, bud, are you okay?
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Oh, Jake, I'm better than okay.
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I know exactly how to
impress The Princess.
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- More spit bubbles?
- No, no.
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Those spit bubbles
were as fragile
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as my old perception of reality.
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But wait. Maybe you're
onto something.
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I could show the
Princess bubbles
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the likes of which no
one has ever seen!
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And how will you do that?
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I'll start with a
solid bulleted list.
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Thanks again to Dr.
Dextrose for sharing
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your fascinating research
on the future of cuteness.
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Yes, yes, how charming.
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What quaint notions.
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And now for a special
guest lecture
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by one of Ooo's
greatest heroes...
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Finn, the human!
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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and Princess,
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I'm here to talk about
multidimensional bubbles.
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But I am not just going to
talk about blowing bubbles.
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I'm going to blow your minds.
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Hmm?
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This is a bubble blower
of my own design.
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With this, you can blow bubbles
in different dimensions.
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This two-dimensional bubble
casts a one-dimensional shadow.
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A three-dimensional bubble casts
a two-dimensional shadow.
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A fourth-dimensional
bubble casts
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a three-dimensional shadow.
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It is beyond comprehension!
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Beyond space! Beyond time!
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Finn, that would mean
you've created...
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Yes, a black hole!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Finn, do something!
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It's okay.
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I'm sure the solution is
on my bulleted... list!
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Don't worry.
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I have everything under control.
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Under control?!
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My guests are terrified.
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Yes!
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And their brains are releasing
adrenaline, dopamine,
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even dimethyltryptamine
from the pineal gland!
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This has serious
educational value.
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Thanatophobia and this N.D.E.
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is giving us euphoric
altered awareness.
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Don't you see, Princess?
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We were all born to die!
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You're trying to kill us all?
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No, of course not.
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I'm trying to give you the
greatest conference ever!
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Finn, you've gone insane.
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What?! No way.
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I'm, like, the smartest guy in
Ooo, thanks to these glasses.
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Glasses?
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Finn, take those off.
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You're not yourself.
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- But...
- Please!
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I need the real you.
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What's going on? Whoa?!
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You blew it, Finn, with this.
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Then I'll kill it with this.
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Be careful.
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Finn! Look out!
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Wha?
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Fourth dimensional!
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Jake, let me go!
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Finn, don't do anything stupid!
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I can't help it, man.
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I'm all about stupid.
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Yeah!
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Finn!
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Finn, my science
barbecue was a fiasco.
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That was incredible.
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That was the greatest
conference ever!
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What's this?
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"Make hyper bubble,
cause black hole,
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become insane, P.B.
takes off the glasses,
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save the day, win the
heart of the Princess"?
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Finn, you knew all
this would happen?
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Huh? Knew what?
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I wrote that list when I
was insane with smartness.