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And here at this site,

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my Great-uncle Gumbald cut
down all these taffy trees in

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a single night.

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'Cause those trees were evil!

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Right, Princess Bubblegum?

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Nah.

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Hey, but I bet you
have a ton of stories

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about your human relatives.

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Um, not really.

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I've never even met
any other humans.

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If I think about it too much,

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<i>I get all soul-searchy
and weird.</i>

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Oh, my.

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I've made things awkward.

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Well, let's forget about that.

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I brought you guys here because

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I need you to rip out
all these stumps.

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Okay. I guess so.

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Yeah, man!

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It'll be fun!

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Toss the Jake-sploder!

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Ye-e-ah!

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Whoa!

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Spa-mow!

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I'm glad to see you
out of that funk

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about being the only human.

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I mean, well, I'm gonna scram.

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No hard feelings, right?

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- Again, man!
- Huck!

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Ow!

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Whoa.

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I don't think this is a stump.

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Huh?

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It's a hatch.

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A hatch?

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Hup!

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We should check
it out, ya think?

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Who-o-a!

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Heh, heh.

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It's dark, huh?

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Whoa!

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What a dump.

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Can you imagine the jerks
that must have lived here?

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Huh?

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Aah! Aah!

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Ohh!

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Eh! Wee meeb youp nuh hur!

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Oh!

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Shahow!

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O my gra cup sa!

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These people are so terrified...

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scared of their own shadows.

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We could rule them like gods.

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Angry gods.

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Don't be scared.

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Come on.

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Yeah, it's okay.

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Your... your face.

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You're... just like me!

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Aah!

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Hey, wait.

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Shh.

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They're startled.

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You got to be gentle
with wild animals.

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I don't think they're
animals, Jake.

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I think this could
be a tribe of...

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humans!

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What are these guys doing down
here in this crummy hole?

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I don't know, man.

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Maybe they just don't
know any other thing.

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Hey, fellows!

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Don't you want to
get out of here?

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I could take you to see the sun!

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Su-u-n.

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Su-u-n.

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Suhhn...

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Ow la koo sow suuhhn.

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You poor things.

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Living down here has made
you all weird, hasn't it?

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Jake, I've got to
save these guys.

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They're my people, and it's my
duty to lead them out of this

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gross cave, starting with you,

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Miss, uh...?

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Suuhh-suhhn.

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Susan?

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Pleased to meet you.

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Well, let's bring her up.

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Come on.

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Aw, man.

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You're gonna love
it up here, Susan.

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There's all sorts
of wonders topside.

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Uh! Ugh!

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Susan, it's just grass.

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Ooh! My back!

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Grass can't hurt you.

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See?

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Grass.

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Huh, huh, oh.

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Eh, you killed her.

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Wha? I did?

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Yep. Felled by
surface-world germs.

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Heh, just kidding.

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Ha! Two be cah reh sa buh
a thuh ahp fuh ger... ss.

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Aw, Susan.

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You got grass blood
all over your face.

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Yeep! Itsa pha tuh mup!

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Susan, a hanky won't hurt you.

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Ohh.

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How am I gonna show her
all the wonders of Ooo

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if every little thing
freaks her out?

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"Pay-shonce."

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Very well.

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Then I shall introduce
Susan to Ooo by degrees.

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Manee mah nuhp lehp!

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That can't hurt you.

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That's a dancing bug.

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Oh.

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Yeah!

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That's just a rock,

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a low-level enemy.

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Huh.

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Jus a rah.

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Rrrgh!

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What's wrong?!

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Hey, hey, it's okay.

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See?

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♪ Hm, hah ♪

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♪ Prty glb pattah ♪

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♪ Susan Strong ♪

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♪ This is where you belong ♪

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♪ Hanging with me ♪

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♪ On a fallen tree ♪

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♪ Don't you think
you deserve this? ♪

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♪ To live up here
on the surface? ♪

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♪ I think you do, and I think
all your friends do, too ♪

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♪ How long have you lived
in the darkness? ♪

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♪ I just want to
show you the light ♪

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♪ Because you're a human
just like me, Susan ♪

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♪ And I want you in my life ♪

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♪ Susan Strong ♪

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♪ You turn my heart on ♪

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Hey, Jake.

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How's your marshmallow, man?

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Golden as a wheaty sunset.

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How's yours?

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Hmm.

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Perfect.

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How's yours, Susan?

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Heh. That's adorable.

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Hwup!

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Mmm!

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Ohh!

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The ees gooo.

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Grrr! Arghh!

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Dang.

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She is way in to candy.

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Hey, yeah.

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Susan, we should take you
to the Candy Kingdom.

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Everything is candy there.

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You know, she may be too
excited about candy.

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Eh.

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Candy-y-y Kingdo-o-m!

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I've enjoyed your visit
immensely, Susan Strong.

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Finn?

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Yeah, Suze?

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Finn, where's all the
candy you werp ta ah bup?

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Oh, well,

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it's everywhere...
The buildings,

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the lamp posts, even the people.

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We're all candy here.

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Candy! Candy!

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Susan!

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Su-san! No!

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You can't eat the
ones that talk.

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They're special.

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They got aspirations.

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Oh. Oh.

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It's okay.

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You're learning.

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Here.

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Have some sidewalk
brittle instead.

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Mmm!

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Now I gonna get friends.

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We eat all of candy kingdom.

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What?!

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

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We won't eat red-stripe
man, only everyone else.

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Bye!

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Susan, no!

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Huh! No!!

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You can't eat the candy people!

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Oh, boy.

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So, now what?

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Fight the humans to the
death when they attack?

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No, man.

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They're my peeps.

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We have to save
the Candy Kingdom

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without hurting them.

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They're gonna what?

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Don't worry. We have a plan.

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We just have to scare
the humans away.

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Very well.

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I shall gather my citizens
in the courtyard,

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and you shall see how terrifying
the candy people can be.

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Ah-bloo-bloo-bloo!

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They're doomed.

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Ughhh!

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Oh!

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Just grass!

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Just graaa.

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Aw, these candy weapons
are too cute to be scary.

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Good news, Finn.

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I've managed to make
my people horrifying.

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But how?

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I disguised them as
gruesome creatures,

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like witches and ghouls.

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Starchie's a beelzebub.

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Aww, so cute.

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I just want to give them candy.

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Quick!

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Show me your scary face!

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Oh, uh... rrr.

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I don't think that'll
scare anybody.

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No! Duh!

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She's, um... she... hey.

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Princess, I need a little wagon

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and your biggest
roll of wax paper.

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Now, Princess Bubblegum!

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Now, Jake!

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Boooooooo!

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It's working.

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Wait! Just shadows!

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Aw, man!

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They've learned how to learn.

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Hide yourselves, candy people.

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I'll try to make
Susan see reason.

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Fwoo-fwoo-fwoof!

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The marshmallow kids
never run from a scrap.

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Come on, fellas.

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Today we are man-mallows!

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Fwoo!

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Huh?

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Please, fellow humans.

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The candy people are
no threat to you.

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Charge!

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Wait! Stop!

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Stop!

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Ohh!

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My people!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Wha?

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They're... they're not humans?

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Susan?

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Susan, what are you?

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Is everyone okay?

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Marshmallow kids?

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We'll just be gooey for a while.

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Hey, buddy.

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We did it.

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Finn, you okay?

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Jake, do you think she

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was human or just
another wild animal?

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We're all wild animals, brother.

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Yeah, I guess we are,