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Happy birthday!

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Jake? Is that you?

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I can't see.

4
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Right. That's because...

5
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I'm blind!

6
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Jake, I'm blind on my birthday!

7
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No, dude, you're blindfolded.

8
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- Oh.
- Keep the blindfold on.

9
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I've got a surprise for you.

10
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Surprise!

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Orange blindfold?

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<i>That is a surprise!</i>

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That's not the surprise.

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This is.

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You got me a train?

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Thank you, Jake!

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This isn't the gift.

18
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Huh?

19
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We have to take the train
to get to the gift.

20
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Oh.

21
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Almost as cool as a free train.

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Eh.

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I'll go get the tickets.

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Okay.

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Hey, Mr. Conductor!

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It's my birthday!

27
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Oh?

28
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Climb aboard my
train, little boy.

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You're my new friend.

30
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All aboard!

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This is gonna be the
best birthday ever.

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I'm gonna go grab a schedule.

33
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Whoa!

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Oh, t-terribly sorry, Colonel.

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Oh, oh, well, that's all right.

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Just don't let it happen again.

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Sorry about that, folks.

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We are approaching
Gumball Gulch now.

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The ride's gonna
get a little bumpy

40
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until we reach the straightaway,

41
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so you might want to buckle up.

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Found a schedule.

43
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Great.

44
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Now find your seatbelt.

45
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Geez Louise.

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Uh, s-sorry about that, Colonel.

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B-Beg your pardon.

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Oh, sorry.

49
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Uh... whoa!

50
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Ugh! Aah!

51
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Colonel, I am so sorry.

52
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Hey, we're in the straightaway.

53
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Ooh, I want to see.

54
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I'm gonna kill you!

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Aah! Aah!

56
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Aah!

57
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A skeleton.

58
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Is he going to be okay, Dr.
Donut?

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He doesn't look good.

60
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Hey, man, this is
kind of a bad scene.

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Maybe we should get
off this train

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and hoof it to your surprise.

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Are you kidding?

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It's a murder
mystery on a train,

65
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and we're gonna solve it.

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All right.

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What do you think, Dr.
Donut? Any clues?

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Hmm.

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I think it was the
guy who screamed,

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"I'm gonna kill you."

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Uh, no, no, it... it...
it wasn't me.

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I swear!

73
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Passengers, passengers,

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I don't think it was
Colonel Candycorn.

75
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Oh, well, well, thank you.

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No, in murder mysteries,

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it's never the first
person you think of...

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Never, ever.

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So, who do you think it is?

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Colonel, do you have any
enemies on this train?

81
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Well, uh... well, just one.

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And his or her name is...

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See?

84
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I knew it wasn't him.

85
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But now we have to figure
out who his enemy is.

86
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It could be anybody.

87
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It could even be you.

88
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Yes, it could, except
I didn't do it.

89
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But we don't know that.

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You singled me out to take
suspicion off yourself.

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Are you Colonel
Candycorn's enemy?

92
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What? No.

93
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I was just trying to join
in on the conversation.

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Suspect numero uno!

95
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Rat traps.

96
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I really thought I
was on to something.

97
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Now, I know this is
gonna sound crazy,

98
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but what about the conductor?

99
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No, it's definitely not him.

100
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Aw. Why not?

101
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Because he's weird and creepy,

102
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and you never suspect
the creepy guy

103
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because it's too obvious.

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Whatever, man.

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I'm gonna go sit and
look at the schedule.

106
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We're running out of suspects.

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And we're running out of time.

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Attention.

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Attention, passengers.

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Gnarly.

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Yeah. Hi. It's me...
the conductor.

112
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Anyway, I couldn't
help overhearing

113
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that someone here thinks
I'm weird and creepy.

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And, you know, I'm not
weird and creepy.

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I'm cool and awesome.

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Happy birthday, Finn.

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Hey, Jake?

118
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Yeah?

119
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The conductor was just here,

120
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and he was weirder and
creepier than before.

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What?! No way.

122
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He was cool and awesome.

123
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Anyway, it's still not him.

124
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No, the murderer is
right here among us.

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Isn't that right, doctor?

126
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You think it was me?

127
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When Candycane guy was murdered,

128
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you diverted suspicion
towards Colonel Candycorn,

129
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then killed him to
protect your alibi.

130
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Are you kidding?

131
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Dude, I think you're way off.

132
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Am I? Or am I way on?

133
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Son of a...

134
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My hunches aren't
getting me anywhere.

135
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The killer is
laughing at us, Jake.

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What do you think we should do?

137
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Hmm.

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We need hard evidence.

139
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Ha!

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A basket of eggs,
fish, and cabbage.

141
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It's a receipt from an
earlier train ride,

142
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from another train.

143
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Jake, I found a book.

144
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It's a dictionary.

145
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It's sheet music!

146
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It doesn't make any sense to me.

147
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Me neither.

148
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Maybe the murderer is
just too smart for us.

149
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Yes! Jake, that's it.

150
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It's all so clear now.

151
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Gather everyone in the caboose,

152
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and I will reveal a murderer.

153
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You're the only
remaining passengers,

154
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so the murderer is
in this caboose.

155
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Let me explain how I know
who the murderer is.

156
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I saw Pineapple Guy skim
through the sheet music,

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sheet music to a song

158
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that's very special
to Lollipop Girl,

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a song that reminds
her of Ice Cream Guy.

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Before Colonel Candycorn died,

161
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Dr. Ice Cream was in
possession of a basket

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of cabbage, fish, and eggs.

163
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And you, Pineapple Guy,

164
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have cabbage bits on your socks.

165
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And you, Chocolate Bar Guy...

166
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Does this dictionary
look familiar,

167
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a dictionary which happens
to contain the words

168
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"rid," "guests," "at once."

169
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But the real murderer is
someone no one suspects.

170
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The real murderer is...

171
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No one was the murderer?

172
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The conductor's
still on the train.

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Oh, yeah. He did it.

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Yay! You did it! You
solved it, Finn!

175
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I knew it... because
he's creepy.

176
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What?! Hmph.

177
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I know... you knew he was
the murderer all along.

178
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I couldn't have done
it without you,

179
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you, you, you.

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Thank you.

181
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We make a great team, pal.

182
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You feel kind of bony.

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Aah!

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Jake?

185
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No!

186
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Hey.

187
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How could you murder all
those candy people?

188
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And you murdered
Jake on my birthday!

189
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Yes, and you're next.

190
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Wrong.

191
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Grr!

192
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Hunh!

193
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Unh!

194
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Mnh!

195
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No!!

196
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Ah!

197
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Unh!

198
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I'm coming for you!

199
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Unh!

200
00:09:00,969 --> 00:09:01,969
Ugh!

201
00:09:04,906 --> 00:09:06,374
This is for Jake!

202
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Hunh!

203
00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:08,173
Unh!

204
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:09,404
Hyah!

205
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You're going down,

206
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or both of us are going down.

207
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My birthday wish is vengeance!

208
00:09:19,955 --> 00:09:21,981
Happy birthday to me!

209
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Wait!

210
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Y-You're alive!

211
00:09:28,864 --> 00:09:30,341
You were the conductor
the whole time?

212
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Yep.

213
00:09:31,466 --> 00:09:32,991
You were so busy
focused on the murders

214
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that you never even noticed.

215
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The skeletons were
the hardest part.

216
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Aah! Aah!

217
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Aah!

218
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It was all an elaborate setup

219
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for your birthday present.

220
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So nobody was murdered?

221
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Nope, not unless you count
the train's control panel.

222
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Aah!

223
00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:02,930
Aah!

224
00:10:05,934 --> 00:10:07,266
Aah!

225
00:10:07,335 --> 00:10:10,271
Dude, open your eyes.

226
00:10:10,338 --> 00:10:13,001
Hey, we're alive!

227
00:10:14,576 --> 00:10:17,637
♪ ...to you ♪

228
00:10:17,712 --> 00:10:19,112
Wow.

229
00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:20,877
This is the best birthday ever.

230
00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:22,042
Thanks, Jake.

231
00:10:22,117 --> 00:10:23,117
You deserve it, buddy,

232
00:10:23,185 --> 00:10:24,585
'cause you're a great friend.

233
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I think my favorite part

234
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was landing on the gelatin.

235
00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:29,384
That must have taken
forever to plan.

236
00:10:29,457 --> 00:10:30,857
Nope.

237
00:10:30,926 --> 00:10:32,326
That part was a total accident.

238
00:10:34,696 --> 00:10:35,629
Oh.

239
00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:37,689
So we could have...
- Died horribly?

240
00:10:37,766 --> 00:10:39,598
Yes.

241
00:10:39,668 --> 00:10:42,297
Happy birthday, pal!