1 00:00:14,398 --> 00:00:17,098 Man, I still can't believe marceline is 1,000 years 2 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:19,599 old and has never seen "heat signature." 3 00:00:19,699 --> 00:00:22,465 This movie is gonna blow their minds! 4 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:24,532 Marceline! 5 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,599 We've brought "heat signature"! Woot-woot! 6 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:30,366 Whoo! Hey, so I want you all to 7 00:00:30,434 --> 00:00:33,600 meet Finn and Jake. They aren't completely lame. 8 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,366 What up? Guys, this is Wendy... 9 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:38,167 Hey. Boo boo... 10 00:00:38,235 --> 00:00:39,666 Hello. Hello. 11 00:00:39,734 --> 00:00:41,434 And georgy. Hey. 12 00:00:41,535 --> 00:00:43,901 We used to be in a gang together back in the underworld. 13 00:00:43,968 --> 00:00:45,667 Hmm! Yeah, that's pretty sweet. 14 00:00:45,735 --> 00:00:48,667 Hope y'all like getting your minds blown, 'cause it's 15 00:00:48,735 --> 00:00:50,268 showtime! 16 00:00:50,336 --> 00:00:52,568 Ugh! What is wrong with this couch?! 17 00:00:52,636 --> 00:00:54,968 Man, that made my teeth hurt! 18 00:00:55,069 --> 00:00:57,835 Oh, yeah. Sorry. I didn't really ever sit on 19 00:00:57,903 --> 00:00:59,635 there. I just float usually. 20 00:00:59,703 --> 00:01:02,469 - We kind of all do. - Ohh, what?! 21 00:01:02,537 --> 00:01:05,102 Man, no fair! Yeah, well, too bad you're 22 00:01:05,170 --> 00:01:07,102 not vampires. So, anyways, I... 23 00:01:07,170 --> 00:01:10,203 Wait! Hold on just a second. 24 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:15,270 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Marceline, we insist 25 00:01:15,338 --> 00:01:18,237 you turn us into vampires. Or ghosts, or whatever... we 26 00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:21,071 just want to fly. All right, all right. Fine. 27 00:01:21,138 --> 00:01:23,304 Yes! Come on, marceline! 28 00:01:23,372 --> 00:01:25,438 You're gonna turn these goofballs? 29 00:01:25,505 --> 00:01:27,371 Don't worry. 30 00:01:27,439 --> 00:01:30,072 I've got something way more fun in mind. 31 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:34,305 Okay, marceline. 32 00:01:34,373 --> 00:01:37,972 We're ready now. Okay. Hold that thought. 33 00:01:38,073 --> 00:01:40,739 I'm gonna perform the biting 34 00:01:40,807 --> 00:01:42,973 ritual. You guys, close your eyes, and 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:47,039 don't open them until I say so. If you do, your heads will 36 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,873 explode! Okay, Finn. You first. 37 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,873 - Bite! 38 00:01:57,941 --> 00:01:59,941 Chomp! 39 00:02:00,009 --> 00:02:03,608 Boop, boop. 40 00:02:03,675 --> 00:02:06,741 Boop, boop. Okeydokey. All done. 41 00:02:06,809 --> 00:02:11,609 - How do you guys feel? - Pretty much... 42 00:02:11,676 --> 00:02:15,109 - The same. - My neck sort of hurts. 43 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,775 Don't you feel a little hungry... 44 00:02:17,843 --> 00:02:21,443 - For blood? 45 00:02:21,510 --> 00:02:24,977 I... I felt it! Jake, do you feel it? 46 00:02:25,044 --> 00:02:27,344 Yeah, I could go for some blood. 47 00:02:27,411 --> 00:02:29,043 Oh, no! 48 00:02:29,144 --> 00:02:32,711 Jake, we're gonna have to drink blood now for all eternity! 49 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,544 Yeah! 50 00:02:34,645 --> 00:02:37,944 What if we turn evil?! I'll have to start wearing 51 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:39,777 cologne! Relax, guys. 52 00:02:39,845 --> 00:02:42,678 You can satisfy your bloodlust without killing. 53 00:02:42,779 --> 00:02:44,878 Look. 54 00:02:44,946 --> 00:02:48,012 You just eat the color. Here, Jake. You try. 55 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,346 - Ahh! - Aah! Come on! 56 00:02:50,413 --> 00:02:54,379 Sorry, bro. 57 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:58,046 Oh, snap! I feel... Stronger. 58 00:02:58,147 --> 00:03:00,746 Whoa. 59 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:03,914 Marceline, can we float now? Mm, not yet. 60 00:03:03,982 --> 00:03:07,647 That's a really advanced power. First, you got to go through 61 00:03:07,715 --> 00:03:11,947 vampire orientation. 62 00:03:12,048 --> 00:03:13,648 Think you chumps can handle it? 63 00:03:13,716 --> 00:03:15,548 ♪ Oh, baby! ♪ 64 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:17,548 ♪ Yeah, baby! ♪ ♪ Baby, baby, baby, yeah! ♪ 65 00:03:17,616 --> 00:03:20,548 ♪ Baby, yeah, yeah! ♪ 66 00:03:20,616 --> 00:03:23,215 Okay, guys. The first phase of vampire 67 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:25,649 orientation is learning... 68 00:03:25,717 --> 00:03:27,816 Invisibility! 69 00:03:27,883 --> 00:03:30,016 Ah, hey! 70 00:03:32,651 --> 00:03:36,350 You ready for the power of... 71 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:39,850 - Invisibility? - With all my heart! 72 00:03:39,918 --> 00:03:43,850 Good. Now, spin! 73 00:03:46,252 --> 00:03:51,185 Give it a whirl, Jake! Now chant, "invisible! 74 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:55,352 Invisible!" Invisible! Invisible! 75 00:03:55,419 --> 00:03:58,518 Oof! 76 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:01,986 Yep. It worked. 77 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:04,319 - We're invisible! - Ugh! 78 00:04:04,387 --> 00:04:07,119 - You're invisible! - Hey, then how come we 79 00:04:07,187 --> 00:04:11,053 can see each other? Because you guys became 80 00:04:11,121 --> 00:04:14,820 vampires at the same time, so you're forever linked. 81 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:19,487 Aw, yeah! 82 00:04:19,555 --> 00:04:22,255 Marceline... 83 00:04:22,321 --> 00:04:26,588 You're friends with some real morons. 84 00:04:26,656 --> 00:04:29,922 Oh, my God, Melissa. Ever since Clara stopped eating 85 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:34,155 meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, 86 00:04:34,223 --> 00:04:37,256 but, like, I can't say that junk to her face. 87 00:04:37,323 --> 00:04:39,623 Wow! Lsp's a hobo! 88 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:44,090 Let's mess with her. I'm doing so awesome on my 89 00:04:44,191 --> 00:04:46,689 own. Like, right now, I found this 90 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:50,090 - can of beans. Who-o-o-o-o-o-! 91 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,991 Finn? Jake! Put down my stuff! 92 00:04:53,058 --> 00:04:55,157 She knows it's us! 93 00:04:55,225 --> 00:04:57,424 She must recognize our voices! 94 00:04:57,492 --> 00:04:59,491 Let's disguise them! 95 00:04:59,592 --> 00:05:04,858 We're in-vee-see-beel! Melissa! I have to go! 96 00:05:04,926 --> 00:05:07,958 They got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go! 97 00:05:11,326 --> 00:05:14,093 - Give it back, you guys! - Whee! 98 00:05:14,159 --> 00:05:16,692 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Jake! 99 00:05:19,427 --> 00:05:24,693 N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! 100 00:05:24,761 --> 00:05:28,727 My beans! Aah! 101 00:05:30,961 --> 00:05:36,527 Time to join in on the fun! You guys... Ruined everything! 102 00:05:36,629 --> 00:05:39,728 - I'm gonna kill you! - But we're undead. 103 00:05:43,962 --> 00:05:46,195 Geez, we really scared her. 104 00:05:46,263 --> 00:05:49,263 Nice vampire scare, guys. 105 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,996 Thanks. Yeah... 106 00:05:52,063 --> 00:05:54,329 Pretty good, fellas. 107 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:58,429 Yeah. You guys ready... 108 00:05:58,497 --> 00:06:02,097 For the next vampire lesson? 109 00:06:02,164 --> 00:06:04,230 You know we are! Good! 110 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,897 Ow! Ugh! 111 00:06:05,964 --> 00:06:07,797 W-what's the point of this lesson?! 112 00:06:07,865 --> 00:06:11,164 - Kick 'em harder! - Ugh! 113 00:06:11,266 --> 00:06:15,031 Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body! It hurts! 114 00:06:15,099 --> 00:06:18,265 Oof! Okay, everyone. 115 00:06:18,366 --> 00:06:20,665 Stop the toughness lesson! W-what? 116 00:06:20,733 --> 00:06:23,232 - Finn, Jake, you guys okay? 117 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:24,666 We're okay. 118 00:06:24,733 --> 00:06:27,899 It's all worth it. See? They're fine. 119 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:31,100 When did you go all soft? You used to like teaching people 120 00:06:31,167 --> 00:06:33,333 about kicks. Hey, guys. 121 00:06:33,401 --> 00:06:36,734 I think you're ready to learn how to float. 122 00:06:36,801 --> 00:06:39,967 All you have to do is jump off that ledge. 123 00:06:40,035 --> 00:06:42,301 Cool. 124 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:44,101 W-wait! There's more beginner lessons 125 00:06:44,168 --> 00:06:45,767 you need to learn before floating! 126 00:06:45,835 --> 00:06:49,534 Like, uh, the spooky vampire walk! 127 00:06:49,636 --> 00:06:54,735 See? Spo-o-o-o-o-o-oky! Whoo! 128 00:06:54,802 --> 00:06:56,636 No, way! 129 00:06:56,702 --> 00:06:59,402 We want to fly! 130 00:07:07,471 --> 00:07:10,203 You guys, stop right now! 131 00:07:10,271 --> 00:07:13,536 Marceline, chill out. It's going to be okay. 132 00:07:13,604 --> 00:07:17,137 We've got a plan. Now, get in your flying 133 00:07:17,238 --> 00:07:19,504 positions. 134 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:23,038 Vampires forever! Whoo! 135 00:07:23,106 --> 00:07:25,238 What are you guys waiting for? 136 00:07:25,339 --> 00:07:27,938 Y-you said you had a plan. We do. 137 00:07:28,006 --> 00:07:32,772 It's to let them die. 138 00:07:36,374 --> 00:07:38,473 Wee-wha-whoo! - Oh, yeah! 139 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,805 Oof! Whoo! 140 00:07:40,873 --> 00:07:43,806 Awesome! 141 00:07:43,874 --> 00:07:47,806 We did it! 142 00:07:47,874 --> 00:07:50,973 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Awesome! Way to go, marceline. 143 00:07:51,041 --> 00:07:53,807 Hey, you guys need to stop trying to kill my friends! 144 00:07:53,875 --> 00:07:56,274 They got to die someday. Hey! 145 00:07:56,341 --> 00:07:59,907 Let's invite them to our place. When they show up... 146 00:07:59,975 --> 00:08:04,608 We'll suck their guts out through their brains! 147 00:08:04,676 --> 00:08:07,808 Did you see us?! Yeah, you guys were pretty 148 00:08:07,876 --> 00:08:10,242 amazing. Hey, we're gonna throw a 149 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:12,442 party... In honor of your new vampire 150 00:08:12,510 --> 00:08:15,042 skills. Holy snaps! That's awesome! 151 00:08:15,110 --> 00:08:18,743 They're lying to you guys. They just want to suck the guts 152 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:21,943 - out of the top of your head. - What?! 153 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:26,577 She's just jealous of you. We'll see you at midnight at 154 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:29,543 our place. Guys, promise me you're not 155 00:08:29,611 --> 00:08:31,944 - going to that party. - We're not gonna go. 156 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,478 - You're not? - Nah. 157 00:08:33,545 --> 00:08:35,911 I'm kind of tired from doing vampire stuff all day. 158 00:08:35,978 --> 00:08:37,978 We're just gonna chill. Oh. Okay. 159 00:08:38,046 --> 00:08:40,378 Well, we're going back home. 160 00:08:40,445 --> 00:08:47,045 - Peace. - Number 25 blood drive. 161 00:08:47,113 --> 00:08:49,679 Hey, guys! We're here! 162 00:08:49,747 --> 00:08:53,413 Wow! Look at you guys! That's awesome! 163 00:09:00,848 --> 00:09:05,080 Um... 164 00:09:05,181 --> 00:09:08,114 Hyah! Georgy, what's wrong?! 165 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,514 - Jake, what's happening?! - I think they're testing 166 00:09:11,582 --> 00:09:13,948 - our vampire ability! - Oh, sweet. 167 00:09:14,016 --> 00:09:16,448 Vampire kick! Ugh! 168 00:09:16,516 --> 00:09:18,415 Aw, come on! 169 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:22,315 Will you knock it off already? You know you're not even real 170 00:09:22,383 --> 00:09:23,882 - vampires. - Psh! 171 00:09:23,983 --> 00:09:28,750 Then why am I flying, Wendy? Oh. 172 00:09:28,817 --> 00:09:29,883 Whoa! 173 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:32,249 Yo, man. 174 00:09:32,317 --> 00:09:35,750 - I think marceline tricked us. - Yeah. 175 00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:39,384 Vampire kick! Finn, Jake... 176 00:09:39,451 --> 00:09:42,150 I'm so sorry I got you into 177 00:09:42,251 --> 00:09:44,184 this. I should have never pranked you 178 00:09:44,252 --> 00:09:45,951 - so perfectly. - It's okay. 179 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:49,118 You're here now to beat up those ghosts and save us. 180 00:09:49,219 --> 00:09:52,418 Oh, no, vampires can't beat ghosts. 181 00:09:52,486 --> 00:09:54,585 It's like a rock-paper-scissors thing. 182 00:09:54,686 --> 00:09:57,785 - I just came to apologize. - Aw, man! 183 00:09:57,853 --> 00:10:00,918 I can't believe we're gonna die 184 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:03,020 just 'cause we wanted to be comfortable watching 185 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,886 "heat signature." 186 00:10:04,954 --> 00:10:10,687 Uh, did you guys say... "Heat signature"? 187 00:10:10,755 --> 00:10:13,820 Have you located the enemy's heat signature, private? 188 00:10:13,921 --> 00:10:16,920 Yes, sir. But I also noticed something... 189 00:10:16,988 --> 00:10:19,787 Strange, something I-I... I can't explain. 190 00:10:19,855 --> 00:10:22,588 Well, spit it out, man! I-I... 191 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:26,755 I can't seem to locate our heat signature! 192 00:10:26,822 --> 00:10:31,188 - Oh! 193 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,822 This stinkups mega bam-bam to the j-stop! 194 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:36,756 Can we just go back to the brain eating, or whatever? 195 00:10:36,823 --> 00:10:39,889 Mm-hmm, after the movie. - But can't we just... 196 00:10:39,957 --> 00:10:41,123 Shh! Shut! 197 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:43,323 Look out, commander! 198 00:10:43,424 --> 00:10:47,157 Aah! My heat signature!