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♪ Adventure time ♪
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♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ We'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ With Jake the dog
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and Finn the human ♪
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♪ The fun will never end ♪
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♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
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Yeah!
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What's for b-fast, Jake?
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Everything burrito.
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I love you, everything burrito.
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Aw, man.
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I think someone wants to
eat Everything Burrito.
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I won't let them get you, baby!
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Jake, come on!
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Get ready!
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Ready!
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Yaah!
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Peep.
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So cute!
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Look at their little faces!
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We're not cute. We're evil!
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And we're here to dominate you!
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Get the camera, Jake.
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I can't.
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I'm paralyzed by the cuteness!
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Beemo! Beemo! Beemo!
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Beemo!
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What? What? What? What?
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Beemo, get the camera!
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Beemo is camera.
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Enough!
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Now...
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Bow down to me, Cute King,
and my legion of cuties!
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Great shot, Beemo!
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Since you won't take us
seriously, we will kill you!
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Until then, enjoy
your burrito, Jake.
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Huh?
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My burrito!
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It's perfectly fine!
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No, Finn.
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They probably poisoned it!
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Naaaw.
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They knew my name.
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They knew about the burrito.
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Man, you're letting your brain
dial turn your fear volume up.
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You'll see.
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Those cuties are nothin' but
an afternoon's delight.
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Jake? What are you
doing in my bed?
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Oh, nothin' much, you
know, just chillin'.
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Wait a second.
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Are you still messed up
about those little guys?
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A little.
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Look, man, what do you say
tomorrow morning we go track
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those little guys down and find
out just what their deal is?
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Sound good, buddy?
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Yeah.
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Thanks, buddy.
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Man, you sound just
like mom sometimes.
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Yeah. Good old mom.
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She always knew
just what to say.
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Yeah.
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Good night, brotha.
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Good night.
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Finn! Finn!
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Finn, wake up, man!
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Wha?! Huh?
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I think someone's in the house.
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For real, man!
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Shh. Listen.
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Uh...
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I swear, man.
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I really heard something.
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Finn!
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I heard.
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Okay. Who's out there?
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What the?!
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That's my sword!
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What do they want
with my sword, man?
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It came from downstairs!
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All right. That's it.
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna go manhandle
those guys' banandles.
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What?
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Well, they broke a window,
but I don't see any of 'em.
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I guess they left.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, oh, no!
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Jake, what is it?
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Oh, no!
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It's a dead goat, man!
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Its guts are all over the place!
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It's all chopped up and
spread around and...
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Oh, no, wait.
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It's just a blanket.
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I think I left it
here this morning.
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Jake! Finn!
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This is the voice of your mom!
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I've come back to tell you
how dumb you always are!
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I hate you guys so much!
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Oh!
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Get him, Jake!
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Aah! Aah!
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Blauwgh!
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Jake, I got him!
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He's freakin' out, man!
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- What do I do?!
- Shake him!
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What?!
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Shake him around till he stops!
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Okay-
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They stopped.
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Okay-
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Now tell 'em not to
talk about our mom.
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How do you even
know about our mom?
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We've been watching you.
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Learning your weaknesses.
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What?! Why?!
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For tomorrow morning.
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When our army comes
and kills you both.
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You think we're so cute,
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when actually we're
the opposite of that!
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Waah!
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Hold him!
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Oh, gross!
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Well?
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Do you believe me now, Finn?
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I...
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I don't know what
to believe anymore.
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Well, that's close enough.
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Let's start settin'
up some barricades.
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There's got to be
a thousand of em!
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Wait. Jake, look!
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These guys aren't a
threat to anyone.
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These guys are a
threat to themselves.
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Ow!
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Oh, hey, it's what's his face.
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No! My men!
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Quickly, men!
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Pick yourselves up
before the enemy sees!
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Come on, now.
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That's it.
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Easy does it.
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Ow.
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Bravest warriors, I ask you,
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must we have our butts handed
to us by everyone we meet?!
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How will we ever splash around
in the brains of our enemies if
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you guys can't take two
steps without exploding?!
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Bliblob, I'm lookin' at you!
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Can I please just get one victory...
once?!
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Now, don't start that!
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Don't you do it!
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You want to just smash 'em all?
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What?!
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No, man, look, these guys aren't
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gonna quit until
they win or die.
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And they're not gonna win.
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So what if we let 'em win?
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Just this once?
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What?!
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And mess up my stats?!
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No, we'd be winning by
helping them to win.
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That's a win.
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And then they'll be happy
and leave us alone.
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All right.
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Yesss!
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Now let's rally an army so
we can look intimidating!
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Who are we gonna call?
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All of our friends.
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My army of friends, today
we will lose this battle.
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But we will also win it!
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When the enemy charges,
crumble like a cookie.
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When you feel their
puny punches,
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fade like a flower and
writhe in your own blood!
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But... but... how are we to
bleed if none of this is real?
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With faith, Milady.
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And ketchup.
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Ketchup is delicious
and deceiving!
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And, hey, guys, let's
keep the acting subtle.
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Less is more!
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No way.
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First, I'm gonna fall in love
with one of those little guys.
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And then I'm gonna
fall out of love.
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And then I'm gonna totally fake
die of a fake heart attack!
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Oh! My heart!
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My heart hurts because
I fell out of love!
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And now I have to die!
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Ohhhhhhh!
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Get ready, y'all.
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Together, we fall!
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Unh!
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Not yet, Cinnamon Bun!
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Yaah!
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Whoa!
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Oh, no! My bloooood!
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Whooooa!
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Hey!
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One last kiss before
dying, my love.
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Farewell forever!
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Oh! Oh, my heart!
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Aah!
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I'm dead!
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Victory is ours!
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Finally...
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I can do the victory dance!
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♪ La ♪
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♪ Lada ♪
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♪ La da da la ♪
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♪ La da da da da ♪
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♪ La la la la-la la ♪
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Oh, I'm sorry, everybody!
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I couldn't keep it in!
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No!
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This is ketchup?!
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It tastes better than blood.
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Or does it?
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Hey, Finn, you think blood
tastes better than ketchup'?
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Jake, look.
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Aw, nuts.
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Cute King, wait up!
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We want to apologize
for being fakers.
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We did it to protect
you from yourselves.
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It doesn't matter now.
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No one will ever
fear our strength.
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But strength isn't
your strength.
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Adorable cuteness is!
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Can I use it to control others?
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Um...
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Yeah, sure!
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Just be righteous about it.
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Show me where to start.
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♪ Pbht pbht pbht ♪
♪ Pbht pbht pbht pbht ♪
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♪ Pbht pbht pbht pbht
pbht pbht pbht ♪
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Huh?
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Who could that be?
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I command you to
make me a sandwich!
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What?!
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No one commands the Ice
King to make no sandwich!
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What about now?
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Okay!
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
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♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
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♪ And do so as we please ♪
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♪ Come along with me ♪
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♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
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This party is so crazy!