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♪ Adventure time ♪
♪ come on, grab your friends ♪
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♪ we'll go to very
distant lands ♪
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♪ with Jake the dog
and finn the human ♪
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♪ the fun will never end ♪
♪ it's adventure time ♪
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- Whatcha think?
- I can make that driz,
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- no problem.
- It's crazy far, man.
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Nah, that's just a
perspecto illusion.
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It looks far 'cause
the cliff's lower.
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- Eh, go for it.
- Whoo!
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- Shoot!
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- Almost.
- Not really.
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What?! Watch me, fool.
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Hup!
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Whoo! I did it!
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Sike!
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Hey, you know what? This
is cool just having bro
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- time for once.
- What, like no ladies?
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Or dudes or whatevs. It's
just a chore sometimes.
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Yeah, two people
is mad efficient.
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- Whoa!
- It's a beach brawl!
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Looks like they're
trying to drown a barn.
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That's not a barn.
That's a dude!
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Holy fizzle.
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What's going on here, tough boy?
What is that huge dude?
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He's the farm, the legendary
fighter of the shiney isles.
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I came here to participate in
his open challenge, but this
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mother can't be beat!
Give up, worms!
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My fight power is supreme! I'm
too freaking legendary for
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you!
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Train! Train! Train!
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Whoa! Train! Train!
Train! Train!
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I love you, the train! You're
almost as legendary as
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the farm, the train! The
train is gonna smack you
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down on his tracks! Whoo!
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Your caboose is mine! Choo-choo!
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Choo-choo! - Oh, my glob.
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Choo! Ow!
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My legs are backwards!
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Why? Ohh! You're mean!
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Did you just die?
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No. The train will chug on.
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My friend makes bionic legs.
I'll be better than before.
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I want bionic legs!
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Who's your friend? Yeah, right.
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It's secret!
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Don't follow me!
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- Train can do this.
- You don't want bionic
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legs. It ain't natchy.
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I don't care about natchy.
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Let's discuss this later.
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You guys want to fight me?
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You think we can beat him?
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Yeah way, we can't.
He's the ultimate!
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But if we beat him,
we'll be crazy legends.
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Man, I already am a legend
in other aspects of life.
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Third highest score in
"kompy's kastle," brah.
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- Third. In the candy kingdom.
- Jake, that's your
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legend. This could
be our legend!
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- Brogend!
- Okay, how are we gonna
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- beat him, then?
- Train!
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- He can't even walk.
- No, man.
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"Train up," like "get
ripped!" Yeah, I was just
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kidding. Let's destroy that guy!
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We're coming back
for you, the farm!
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After we train!
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- Yeah, that's cool.
- We're gonna annihilate
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you, the farm! Mm-kay.
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I'm gonna do a finishing
move on you!!
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All right! Yeah!
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- Come on, Jake!
- Ugh.
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- Huh! Hyah!
- Let's see your chokey
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brokey style.
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- Nice one.
- Yes.
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Now watch my... Something style.
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- Hyah!
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- Huh?
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Jake?
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- You're playing "kompy's kastle"?
- Huh?
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Whoo! Uh... Yes.
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Winning this battle could
take our reputation to a
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- whole new level!
- Look, I'm a full-grown
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dog of my own, and I need to
play "kompy's kastle" every day
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- so I can maintain my rank.
- So... You don't care
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- about fighting the farm?
- I never really take
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anything seriously.
Except "kompy's kastle."
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Hy-ah! Komp-y-y-y!!
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I'm gonna break every bone in
your body, then heal you later
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with that magical goo we got
from the cyclops's eye.
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Aah!
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- Ouch.
- Apologize!
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Never!
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I'm gonna turn up the
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- juice!
- And I'm gonna drink it!
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My little face!
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Ow!
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Where are you? Huh?
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- Huh?
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- Huh?
- Apologize for not
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taking training seriously!
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Come out, you chicken nug!
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Ow.
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Apologize to
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- "kompy's kastle"!
- No.
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You apologize for not taking training...
Seriously.
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Ugh, gross!
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Ow!
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Aah! My eyes! Cheap
move, you butt rag!
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You... You're the cheap move!
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Huh? Pants!
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I'm really gonna wipe you now.
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- Bring it on, bro!
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Ou-u-ch! Ow! Ow!!
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No biteys!
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I'm gonna down the farm
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- without you!
- I'm gonna knock down
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the farm just so you'll never
know the taste of downing the
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farm!
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Yo, guess what?
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Guess what, homey?
I put in the time.
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I'm-a make you mine.
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Yeah, that's right.
Come and get this.
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So, what... both
at the same time?
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I'm cool. You're gonna
fight this, the
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farm? Okay.
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Just me. I don't need
this clown town.
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The only way you're gonna
win is if you use your
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- cheap moves.
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Hey, come on.
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You got to fight the dude.
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I can't see!
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- Walk me to the light!
- Yeah, that's what you
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get.
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Cloud looks like a car.
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Awaken to your dream, finn
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- and Jake.
- Whoa!
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Who are you? I am
the dream warrior.
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I've summoned you here to hang
with me in your together dream.
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Are you gonna show us a
move to beat the farm?
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First, listen. Then wake up.
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All right. I have cheap cars.
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- My cars are che-e-e-ap.
- My cars are cheap.
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But they drive bad when
I turn out the lights!
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Turn out the lights. These
sweatpants have another
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- name.
- Another name.
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Yeah, don't you always call
sweatpants "give up on
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- life" pants, Jake?
- I do, because peeps
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need to respect themselves when
they leave the house, even if
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it's just for ice cream or t.P.
Or whatevs.
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Two shiny golden apples,
ripe enough to bite!
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Bite!
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That's all I got to say for now.
Get lost!
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What is going on
here, dream warrior?
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Yeah, what's this all about?
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Nap's over! Sorry!
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Whoa. That was a good nap.
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Hey, did you dream
about dream warrior?
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Yeah. What was he
trying to tell us
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- exactly?
- I don't know.
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I didn't get it.
But listen, man.
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I'm sorry I got mad at you. Who
cares about my high score in
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"kompy"? It ain't important.
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No, man. It is important.
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Being the third best at
something is math and deserves
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respect, not like
I did to "kompy."
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Anyway, I think we both got
cranky after all that training.
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Well, good thing we're rested,
'cause now we can beat
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- this beast.
- Yeah!
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Oh, hey! Look!
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The dudes came back
to watch us fight!
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A'ight. This is it. Let's
use what we learned in
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- training.
- Uh...
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All we did was fight dirty
with cheap... wait.
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My cars are che-e-ap. Che-e-ap.
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Dream warrior was telling
us which cheap moves to
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use on the farm!
Headlights mean eyes!
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- Mud in the eyes!
- Give up on life pants!
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Pull down his pants
like you did to moi!
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- Two golden apples!
- Mm...
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- I think I know what that means.
- Well, sure, I can make
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- a wild guess.
- You ready, man?
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Yeah, dude! Put your pants on.
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Okay.
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Ready? Yes.