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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ SOMETIMES SOME CRIMES ♪
♪ GO SLIPPIN' THROUGH THE CRACKS ♪
♪ BUT THESE TWO GUMSHOES ♪
♪ ARE PICKIN' UP THE SLACK ♪
♪ THERE'S NO CASE TOO BIG ♪
♪ NO CASE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ WHEN YOU NEED HELP, JUST CALL ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ ONCE THEY'RE INVOLVED ♪
♪ SOMEHOW WHATEVER'S WRONG ♪ GETS SOLVED ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT NEVER FAILS ♪
♪ THEY'LL TAKE THE CLUES ♪
♪ AND FIND THE WHERES AND WHYS AND WHOS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE'S ♪
♪ RESCUE RANGERS ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
♪ WHEN THERE'S DANGER ♪
♪ CH-CH-CH-CHIP 'N' DALE ♪
GOOD WORK, DALE.
LOOKS LIKE THEY DRAGGED IT THERE.
GOLLY! WHY WOULD SOMEONE STEAL THE RANGER PLANE AND NOT FLY IT?
MAYBE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW, GADGET.
- LOOKS LIKE THE WORK OF PRIMITIVES. -[CHANTING]
AND I THINK I KNOW WHERE TO FIND 'EM.
ROODLE, ROODLE, WAL-LA!
CRIKEYS! IT'S A KIWI CULT.
WHAT WOULD BIRDS WANT DO TO WITH AN AIRPLANE?
THEY'RE WORSHIPPING IT LIKE SOME SORTA GOD.
GOLLY! I BUILT IT TO LAST, BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE IMMORTAL.
YOU THINK IT CAN STILL FLY?
I'D HAVE TO GET CLOSER TO EXAMINE IT.
NO PROBLEM, GADGET LUV.
BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK TOGETHER.
ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE WAH!
ROODLE, NOODLE, APPLE STRUDEL.
WATCH IT, DALE!
CAN YOU DANCE A LITTLE CLOSER TO THE PLATFORM?
CAN I DANCE?
WATCH THIS FANCY FOOTWORK.
ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE WAH!
MONTY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
THEY'RE TOO BUSY BOOGEYING TO NOTICE US.
WATCH IT THERE, BOYS.
THE CEREMONY HASN'T BEGUN YET.
[BOTH] WHEW!
ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE WAH!
ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE!
MY BIRDIE BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
WE HAVE A REALLY SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT.
[KIWIS] ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE, ROODLE!
[PRIEST] THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE KIWIS
TO RETURN TO THE SKIES
WHERE ALL BIRDS BELONG.
NOW, RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY CAMP,
THE KIWI WHO WILL WAKE THE GREAT FLYING GOD
LET'S HEAR IT NOW FOR OUR OWN MEDICINE BIRD,
PEPTO GIZMO!
ONE SIDE PLEASE.
KIWI COMING THROUGH.
YES. THAT SHOULD DO NICELY.
AHEM. AHEM.
BINGLY WINGLY PINGLY PIE,
TAKE THE KIWIS TO THE SKY.
UH, OF COURSE. HEH HEH.
THIS IS AN EQUATORIAL FLYING GOD.
DIFFERENT SPELL ENTIRELY.
SIGGLY GIGGLY GAGGLY GOUDS,
TAKE THE KIWIS TO THE CLOUDS.
WE'RE ALL WAITING, PEPTO.
YES, YES. OF COURSE.
HEH HEH. RIGHT.
FLY!
[KIWI GASP]
UH... ROODLE ROODLE?
OH, MY GOODNESS! DEMONS!
EVIL SPIRITS!
WHAT'S THIS BIRD SQUAWKING ABOUT?
WE'RE RESCUE RANGERS.
- WE WANT OUR PLANE. - YEAH!
THEY'VE COME TO STEAL OUR REALLY GREAT FLYING GOD.
CAPTURE THEM!
ROODLE, ROODLE, WACKY DOODLE!
EVASIVE MANEUVERS, MATES.
ROODLE, ROODLE, WACKY DOODLE!
WACKY DOODLE! ACK!
THAT'S PUTTING IT OVER ON THEM, ZIPPER!
TRYING TO MAKE A POINT, EH?
HEADS UP, BEAK BRAINS!
HURRY, CHIP!
WE'VE GOT TO GET AIRBORNE.
NOW, WHO PUT THIS HERE?
LIFT OFF, GADGET LUV!
GOLLY, WE'RE STUCK.
I'LL GIVE IT A PUSH.
EEK! OOH OOH!
HURRY UP, DALE. COME ON!
LET'S BRING 'EM ON DOWN.
LOOK OUT!
[RANGERS SCREAM]
ACES FLYING, GADGET.
THAT'S SOME BOOSTER ROCKET WE'VE GOT THERE.
CORRECTION... WE HAD THERE.
I JUST HOPE I CAN FIX IT.
NOT TO WORRY. WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING,
COURSE, THERE'S NO POINT THINKING ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
COME ON, ZIPPER, LET'S FIND SOME GRUB.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
YEOW!
OOH OOH! OW OW!
OH, DALE. YOUR TOE.
YOU REALLY HURT YOURSELF.
ALL FOR US, TOO.
AW, SHUCKS. IT'S NOTHING. I JUST...
NONSENSE. YOU NEED TO LIE DOWN.
BUT GADGET, IT'S JUST HIS TOE.
WELL, HIS TOE NEEDS TO LIE DOWN.
SO THE REST OF HIM WILL JUST HAVE TO GO ALONG WITH IT.
REALLY, CHIP. HIS TOE COULD BE BROKEN.
OH, I DON'T THINK IT'S BRO...
UH... YEAH, REALLY, CHIP.
MY TOE COULD BE BROKEN.
AHH.
I'M SORRY, GUYS. WITHOUT A NEW BALLOON, WE'RE STUCK.
WELL, WE BETTER KEEP MOVING.
IF THEM KIWIS HOLD A GRUDGE
LIKE THE CANNIBAL CANARIES I CROSSED IN NEW GUINEA...
HEY! MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE TO FLY THE PLANE, IF WE CAN FLOAT IT.
I HEAR THE LITTLE BEAKHEADS STILL KEEP A PICTURE OF ME.
- FLOAT? - SURE. RIGHT BEFORE WE CRASHED,
I SAW A RIVER. AND I CAN TURN THE PLANE INTO A BOAT
SO WE CAN SAIL IT HOME.
UGH! UGH!
UGMPH UGMPH!
LET'S SLOW DOWN.
DALE'S HAVING TROUBLE KEEPING UP.
IF WE GO ANY SLOWER, WE'LL BE GOING BACKWARDS.
I'M SORRY.
I'LL SPEED UP.
YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE WALKING ON THAT FOOT.
HERE, LET ME MAKE A PLACE FOR YOU.
[BANG BANG]
WELL, I COULD HAVE DONE BETTER IF I HAD THE PROPER TOOLS AND MATERIALS,
BUT THIS'LL HAVE TO DO.
OH, I COULDN'T.
NO, REALLY, THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH.
TILT IT JUST A LITTLE THIS WAY.
PERFECT.
1... 2... 3!
HEY. WATCH IT, DOWN THERE.
HEY! THOSE BUMPS AREN'T GOOD FOR MY TOE.
YOU THINK IT'S SO EASY?
GET DOWN HERE AND HELP PUSH!
ANY OLD DUMMY CAN DO THIS.
UH... YEOWCH!
WHAT HAPPENED? DALE!
I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP, AND I HURT MY OTHER FOOT.
CHIP, HOW COULD YOU LET HIM?
GET BACK UP THERE NOW.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, GADGET.
OWW...
AND PLEASE, EVERYBODY, WATCH THOSE BUMPS.
OK, LET'S GIVE IT THE OLD HEAVE-HO.
JUMP IN, GUYS. YOU CAN CLEAN UP LATER.
[SNORING]
EVERYBODY, PADDLE.
EVERYBODY?
EXCEPT DALE, OF COURSE.
I'D SAY THOSE RANGER DEMONS HAVE BEEN HERE ALL RIGHT.
THEY'RE DRAGGING THE FLYING GOD TO THE RIVER.
GOODNESS! CAN A FLYING GOD SWIM?
MORE IMPORTANT, CAN A REALLY GREAT FLYING GOD
SURVIVE A REALLY BIG RIVER DEMON?
[ALL GASP]
NOT THE RIVER DEMON!
GADGET, I'M WORRIED.
IF THE PLANE SHOULD TURN OVER,
COULD DALE SWIM?
GOLLY, NO! HE CAN'T SWIM IN HIS CONDITION.
WE'D BETTER BE EXTRA CAREFUL.
[DALE] CHIP. OH, CHIP.
COULD YOU HELP ME, PLEASE?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
WOULD YOU KINDLY FLUFF MY FOOT CUSHION?
I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO REACH IT.
GLAD TO HELP, DALE.
HEY!
CHIP!
HEY, EVERYONE, DALE'S SWIMMING.
HANG ON, DALE! WE'LL GET YOU.
SWIM, DALE! SWIM!
BUT YOU SAID HE COULDN'T...
[RANGERS] SWIM!
HELP! HELP!
I'LL SAVE YOU, DALE!
ROPE THEM, MONTY.
THEM AIN'T THE ONES WITH THE TEETH.
YOU SEE, GADGET.
MONTEREY JACK NEVER DOES ANYTHING HALF WAY.
YEOW!
OH, NO!
YA HA HA!
HOOKED ME A WHOPPER!
OH, DALE. LET ME HELP YOU.
WHOA!
SIGNAL NEXT TIME, YOU OVERGROWN SUITCASE!
WE'RE COMING, MONTY.
RESCUE RANGERS, AWAY!
UH-OH!
YEE-HOO!
OH, NO!
[FOOTSTEPS]
OVER HERE!
WE'RE COMING, MONTEREY!
AH...
CHOO!
GRAB A PADDLE AND DIG IN, MATES!
HE'S EXPECTING DINNER!
HEAD FOR THOSE ROCKS!
- UGH! - UGH!
IT'S NO USE. WE'RE STUCK.
YIPE!
[GASP]
[ALL] AAH!
HMM?
WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF OLD FANGFACE.
BUT WHO'S TAKING CARE OF US?
WE'RE GONNA GO OVER!
AAH!
TOO-RA-LOO.
THAT'S A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY DOWN, 'CAUSE WE CAN'T GO BACK.
WE CAN CLIMB DOWN THESE VINES.
DALE, YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT, NOT IN YOUR CONDITION.
OH, YEAH. MY CONDITION.
OH, THANKS, GADGET.
WE HAVE TO GET DOWN SOMEHOW.
AND I KNOW HOW.
HEY, WATCH IT UP THERE.
KEEP IT SLOW AND STEADY, GUYS.
EASY, EASY.
EASY FOR YOU, MATEY.
WATCH IT!
WE SEEM TO BE HUNG UP.
YEOW!
[ALL] DALE!
WE'RE COMING, DALE!
OH, DALE. LIE DOWN, QUICKLY!
BUT... BUT...
YOU'LL NEVER GET BETTER
IF YOU DON'T STOP OVERDOING THINGS.
I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO SOMETHING MORE DRASTIC.
BUT I FEEL BETTER. REALLY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
[WOLF HOWLS]
YOUR TOE FEELING BETTER, DALE?
NOW, DALE, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE DINNER?
YOU BET! I'M STARVED!
UH, I MEAN,
I SUPPOSE I COULD PROBABLY MANAGE TO EAT SOMETHING.
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
I WOULDN'T MIND BREAKING ME OWN HEAD
IF A HAD A NURSE LIKE GADGET WAITING ON ME.
I THINK DALE'S FAKING IT.
NOT ME. STILL,
A PRETTY FACE CAN SCRAMBLE YOUR BRAIN.
I REMEMBER MEETING A MARMOSET FROM MARSEILLES ONCE.
COME ON. I HAVE AN IDEA.
WE CAN WATCH HIM FROM HERE.
A TOUCH OF THE EVIL CLOAK AND DAGGER, EH?
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT?
WE, UH... WE'RE, UH...
CHIP THINKS DALE'S FAKING HIS INJURIES.
CHIP, HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
ESPECIALLY AFTER ALMOST GETTING HIM EATEN BY THAT CROCODILE?
I CAN PROVE IT. TAKE A LOOK.
AHA! SEE?
NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHY THAT LITTLE... HE COULDN'T...
HOW DID... OH!
I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU MEAN.
WELL, MONTEREY... [GASP]
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL.
NO! MMFPH...
NOW, IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE
TO ANNOUNCE THE RETURN OF THE REALLY GREAT FLYING GOD.
[KIWIS] ROODLE, ROODLE! ROODLE, ROODLE!
ROODLE, ROODLE! ROODLE, ROODLE!
AND RIGHT HERE WE HAVE THE RANGER DEMONS
WHO WILL MAKE THE FLYING GOD FLY.
YEAH, LIKE A ROCK.
YOU CAN'T FOOL US. WE SAW YOU MAKE IT FLY BEFORE.
IT HAD WINGS BEFORE.
WE KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU HAS THE SECRET OF FLIGHT.
IT'S THE ONE WHO CAN ALREADY FLY.
- [KIWI GASP] - ME?
TAKE HIM AWAY TO THE FLYING GOD
SO THE KIWI'S MAY FLY AGAIN.
ROODLE! ROODLE! ROODLE!
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
OH, THESE STUPID BANDAGES!
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE FAKED BREAKING MY TOE.
YOU'LL NEED THESE MAGIC TOTEMS.
AAH!
WHOA!
THE OTHER DEMON! HE FLIES!
IT'S DALE!
WHAT'S HOLDING HIM UP?
THE WIND!
ROODLE! ROODLE!
WOW, THIS IS GREAT!
HE'S THE FLYING GOD!
ALL RIGHT, YOU BETTTER SET MY FRIENDS FREE.
AT ONCE, OH, FLYING GOD.
LET THOSE WONDERFUL RANGERS GO.
RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW.
[GADGET] DALE, LOOK OUT!
ULP!
GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
- THIS'LL WORK IF THE WIND KEEPS UP. - BOMBS AWAY!
GRRR!
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
[ALL] HOORAY!
YOU'VE SAVED US.
RIGHT HERE IN THIS VERY CAMP.
HE HAS THE SECRET! HE FLEW!
YES, PLEASE. TELL US HOW YOU FLEW.
BUT... BUT... BUT... I DON'T...
[WHISPERING]
NO PROBLEM, CHIEFY. WE'LL FIX YOU RIGHT UP.
THAT PARACHUTE MATERIAL WORKS GREAT, GADGET.
I COULDN'T HAVE FIXED IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS.
THESE BIRDS CAN SURE THROW A BONZER BASH.
TOO BAD DALE HAD TO MISS THE PARTY.
BUT THE MEDICINE MAN SAID TO STAY OFF YOUR FEET.
YEAH, MATE, YOU CRACKED YOUR TOE A GOOD ONE WHEN YOU KO'd THAT CROC.
[GADGET] IT'S NOT SO FUN
WHEN YOUR TOE IS REALLY BROKEN.
WELL, GOODBYE TO YOU, RESCUE RANGERS,
AND THANK YOU.
ROODLE! ROODLE! ROODLE!