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♪♪

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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♪ Sometimes some crimes

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♪ Go slippin' through the cracks

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♪ But these two gumshoes

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♪ Are pickin' up the slack

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♪ There's no case too
big, no case too small

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♪ When you need help, just call

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ No, no, it never fails

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♪ 'Cause once they're involved

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♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ No, no, it never fails

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♪ They'll take the clues

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♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ Rescue Rangers

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale

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♪ When there's danger

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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(BIRDS TWITTERING)

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Gadget's gone too far this
time, Chip.

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She's got these blinkin'
propellers facin' the wrong way.

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She knows what she's
doing, Monterey.

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I'm sure the Ranger
Wing is perfectly safe.

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GADGET: Oh, darn.

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I'm always ending up
with parts left over.

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Yeah, about as safe as a
joyride on the Titanic.

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GADGET: Are you sure power is
getting through those connectors?

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(SQUEAKING)

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Looks like it to me.

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(DOOR CRASHING)

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What do you think you're
doing in the pilot seat?

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That's okay.

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I told Dale I wanted everyone to
know how to pilot the Ranger Wing.

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(SPLUTTERING)

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The controls are really simple.

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Simple controls
for a simple mind.

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Oh, you're just being jealous
'cause you don't have a scarf.

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(CHUCKLING) I... I...
I was just thinkin', uh,

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it's a shame no one's savin'
this moment in pictures.

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I'll just pop down to
the camera store to...

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(SCREAMING)

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DALE: Wowie! This is great.

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How do you make
it go up and down?

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(MONTEREY AND CHIP SCREAMING)

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Never mind, I found it.

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Are you crazy?

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Why do I even ask?

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What's this?

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That's the hover switch.

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It should turn the Ranger
Wing into a helicopter.

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- Should?
- Should?

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Gosh,
I've never been up this high.

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Pally, I know birds who've
never been up this high.

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DALE: Wow, look at those clouds.

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GADGET: Better stay away from
them, Dale.

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The updrafts can be very tricky.

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Oh, I can handle a little draft.

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(ALL SCREAMING)

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Take her down, pally.

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I left me stomach back
on the ground floor.

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I'm not doing anything.

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- We must be caught in the jet stream.
- What's that?

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Do you have to ask?

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Hang on, mates.

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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)

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You don't mind if I do the
piloting, do you, Dale?

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Is everyone all right?

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I'll let you know when
me noggin stops spinnin'.

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GADGET: Actually, the jet stream
is a high-speed wind current

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in the upper atmosphere.

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CHIP: A very cold wind current.

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Golly! Where are we?

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MONTEREY: Looks
like the Himalayas.

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Crikey! This jet stream carried
us halfway around the world.

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(ALL WHOOPING)

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(WIND HOWLING)

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I thought we were out
of the jet stream.

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We are.

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This is just a blizzard.

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Oh, lucky us.

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Lookit,
there's a bird out there.

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Oh, great!
Now he's seeing things.

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No, Dale's right.
Look over there.

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GADGET: He'll freeze
if we don't get him.

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Hurry up with that net, Dale.

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All set.

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MONTEREY: Good shot, mates.

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Now we just need to
find a place to land.

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Preferably someplace warm.

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Golly!

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It doesn't look like
that's gonna be a problem.

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(BIRD TWITTERING)

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These hot springs must be
what keeps the valley warm.

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Just like a steam radiator.

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Yeah,
'cept you don't have to bang

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on the pipes to get more heat.

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Just the thing to
warm up our bluebird.

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He's not blue anymore.

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Why did you save me?

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Huh?

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We're the Rescue Rangers.
It's our job.

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I am Chirp Sing,
former pet to the Emperor Dim Sun.

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How did you get stuck
in that blizzard?

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I was trying to
leave the valley.

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Leave? Why?

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This seems like as close
to paradise as you can get,

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outside of a cheese factory.

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I have brought
shame to my family.

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I am cursed and have
given the Emperor

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a sickness of the mind.

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DIM SUN: I saw them.

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(GASPING) It is the
Emperor Dim Sun.

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DIM SUN: I am not imagining it.

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They wait until the night,

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then fly out to cause
a horrible mess.

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But what, my lord?

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What hides in the
imperial closets?

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Was it the spirit
warriors again?

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No. The dragons,
you foolish fish.

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They tore my entire bed in two.

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But, Emperor,
your bed chamber was undisturbed.

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And your bed was
in a single piece.

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And, remember?
You were under it.

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I was?

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Well, those fiendish devils
must have sewn it up again.

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Goodness,
but they are most tricky.

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You see?
He is not in his right mind.

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Dragons? Spirit warriors?

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I guess you're not the only
crazy one in the valley.

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But, Most Wise One, how can...

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How can a flock of
most loyal ministers

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peck at our leader with
such annoying questions?

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Ah, Sister.

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I was just telling them...

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I have heard.

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I have taken the liberty of
having your closets nailed shut.

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That is Su Lin,
the Emperor's sister.

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She cares for him very much.

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Little brother, you work too hard
in the service of the valley.

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It is time to get some rest.

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Yes, that would be good.

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You are sure the closets
are nailed tight?

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Quite sure.

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No doubt the dragons have made

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a shambles of my
argyle sweaters.

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But, Su Lin,
there are affairs of state

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that our Emperor must attend to.

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My brother is in no condition
to be deciding such matters.

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(SIGHING) Perhaps he
can look at them later.

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Come, I must see him again.

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Wow, this place looks
like a toy store.

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They are all presents to
the Emperor from Su Lin.

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This one looks a mite like
you, Chirp Sing.

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CHIRP SING: It is
my replacement.

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Replacement?

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Why would they replace
you with a toy?

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Su Lin thinks I was sent by evil
spirits to drive the Emperor mad.

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What?

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Hey, look at me. I'm a warrior.

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Any dragons show up around
here and I'll skewer them.

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(SQUEAKING)

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Oh, it moves!

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En garde.

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Golly.

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Su Lin has extraordinary
talent for mechanical things.

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Gotcha.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GONGING)

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I always said Dale makes
quite an impression.

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You're lucky you
only hit your head.

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Here, let me wipe that oil off.

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Can't you be serious for once?

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Oh. You just don't know
how to have fun anymore.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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You don't have any imagination.

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It's just that I know
what's real and what's not.

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I do, too.

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DIM SUN: Any dragons in there
had better run and hide.

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I have brought a great and
fierce warrior with me.

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(DIM SUN CLEARING THROAT)

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Yes, I love to chop dragons
into the littlest of bits.

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I am going to stay with
the Emperor all night long

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while I sharpen my sword.

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Boy, he's crazier than Dale.

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He's not.
I mean, we're not crazy.

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And don't touch my
argyle sweaters.

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Well, at least I'm not.

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I must go to him.

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What? Get back. Get away!

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It's Chirp Sing,
my little nightingale.

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I have missed you so.

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Do you have a song for me?

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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(CHIRPING)

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SU LIN: What?

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It's that bird. Get away.

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Get away, you evil thing.

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No! Stop!

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I cannot stay. I must fly.

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Don't worry.
We'll watch the Emperor for you.

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SU LIN: Get out!

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Aw, it was only Chirp Sing.

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He was trying to cheer
me up with a song.

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It is an evil spirit sent by your
enemies to give you bad dreams.

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Did not your visions start when
that bird started visiting?

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Well, not exactly.

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And has not your sister crafted
a new nightingale for you?

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Do you not like it?

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It is exquisite, but...

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Then let its song
sing you to sleep.

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(MECHANICAL CHIRPING)

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Good night, Brother.

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Good night, Su Lin.

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Well, it's past midnight.

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No sign of dragons
or anything else.

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GADGET: These clockwork
figures are fantastic.

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I bet Su Lin has a workshop
with everything I need

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to finish repairs
on the Ranger Wing.

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Well, let's check it out.

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Monterey Jack, you and Dale keep

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an eye on the Emperor
for Chirp Sing.

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And try to keep Dale awake.

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(SPLUTTERING)

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"And try to stay awake." Ha!

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I'll show him that I can
take things seriously.

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Say, you think this thing
can play any other tunes?

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I hope not.

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I couldn't stand another chirp

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from that mechanical
feather duster.

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Hey, this thing's still working.

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(MECHANICAL CHIRPING)

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(COUGHING)

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(COUGHING) What's going on?

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(GROANING)

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Now that you mention it,
its song does have a sweet lilt to it.

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(COUGHING)

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Oh.

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(LAUGHING) What have I here?

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A little elf person.

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Ooh. Elves are much nicer
than dragons and warriors.

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Have you come to
do tricks for me?

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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I'd call this a trick.
Wonder how I did it.

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Oh, little elf.

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My tummy is not liking this.

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DALE: That makes three of us.

258
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:59,468
Oh, goodness,
I am a growing boy.

259
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:03,432
No, no. The room is shrinking.

260
00:12:03,433 --> 00:12:07,307
Elf person,
I am not ready to be made small.

261
00:12:12,522 --> 00:12:14,273
It is safe again.

262
00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,695
Please, no more tricks.

263
00:12:16,696 --> 00:12:19,699
I must get some sleep.

264
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,534
(BOTH SCREAMING)

265
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,791
Monterey!

266
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:32,923
(SCREAMING)

267
00:12:34,134 --> 00:12:36,966
Wake up, Monterey.
We gotta save the Emperor.

268
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,677
(BLUBBERING)

269
00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:41,971
Right. To the rescue.

270
00:12:41,972 --> 00:12:44,513
Right after me nap.

271
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:45,845
(GASPING)

272
00:12:45,846 --> 00:12:47,017
Yikes!

273
00:12:48,809 --> 00:12:52,982
It has been the nicest of
times visiting with you fellows

274
00:12:52,983 --> 00:12:56,695
but I really must be sleeping.

275
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:57,858
(SCREAMING)

276
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:04,113
(SQUEAKING)

277
00:13:04,114 --> 00:13:07,406
Wow, she's got every
size gear I need.

278
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,079
I won't even have
to modify anything.

279
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,002
This stuff'll make the
Ranger Wing better than ever.

280
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:16,505
Golly, I haven't seen a
left-shafted comp wrench in ages.

281
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:17,586
Hey!

282
00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:18,757
Oh, my gosh!

283
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,420
Sorry, Chip,
I'll have you out in a jiffy.

284
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,222
(GASPING) Or not.

285
00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,924
Hold on, Chip.

286
00:13:24,925 --> 00:13:27,096
I don't have much choice.

287
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:28,637
(GRUNTING)

288
00:13:28,638 --> 00:13:31,480
Oh, no, thanks, Zipper.
I'm not thirsty.

289
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:33,692
(SQUEAKING)

290
00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:35,644
Oh, it's oil.

291
00:13:35,645 --> 00:13:37,397
Great idea, Zipper.

292
00:13:41,942 --> 00:13:44,533
(BOTH GRUNTING)

293
00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:49,248
Jeepers, I thought Su Lin's
inventions were just wind-up toys.

294
00:13:49,249 --> 00:13:51,120
Well, just be careful.

295
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,913
We don't need any
more surprises.

296
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,796
Golly, a computer.

297
00:13:57,797 --> 00:14:01,130
Hey, that's a picture
of this valley.

298
00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:04,423
Gee, I don't remember
those buildings.

299
00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:06,927
They cover the whole valley.

300
00:14:07,928 --> 00:14:08,969
(TAPPING ON WINDOW)

301
00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:13,812
Hi, Chirp Sing.

302
00:14:13,813 --> 00:14:16,145
I thought it was safe to return,

303
00:14:16,146 --> 00:14:18,317
but... but why are you
not watching the Emperor?

304
00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:20,069
Don't worry, he's safe.

305
00:14:20,070 --> 00:14:21,981
Monterey Jack and
Dale are with him.

306
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:23,193
(DIM SUN SCREAMING)

307
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:25,245
(SCREAMING)

308
00:14:26,656 --> 00:14:27,827
- Dale!
- Dale!

309
00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:31,160
(SCREAMING)

310
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,202
Chip,
there was guys with swords,

311
00:14:33,203 --> 00:14:35,254
and I was an elf and
made the bed fly.

312
00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:38,207
And then we started growing
but the room was shrinking.

313
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:39,919
Ouch! What'd you do that for?

314
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,801
What are you talking about?
You're not making any sense.

315
00:14:42,802 --> 00:14:45,674
There's no point in talking to you.
Where's Monterey Jack?

316
00:14:45,675 --> 00:14:47,426
(GASPING) He's
still back in there.

317
00:14:47,427 --> 00:14:48,808
We gotta save him.

318
00:14:54,854 --> 00:14:56,355
Be ready to run for cover

319
00:14:56,356 --> 00:14:58,317
in case the bed is
flying around again.

320
00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:00,069
And be quiet.

321
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,521
The sword guys might
be waiting for us.

322
00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:04,153
What sword guys?

323
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,864
Monty, you're all right.

324
00:15:05,865 --> 00:15:07,526
Are all of the sword guys gone?

325
00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,528
Hey, what happened?

326
00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:11,240
Who cleaned everything up?

327
00:15:11,241 --> 00:15:14,994
That was all cut up and those
things cut the bed in half.

328
00:15:14,995 --> 00:15:17,626
You saw it, Monterey.
Tell them what happened.

329
00:15:17,627 --> 00:15:21,880
Sorry, pally, when I woke up,
you and Dim Sun were gone.

330
00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:25,634
It's okay, Dale.
Everything is all right.

331
00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,506
But it's not all right.

332
00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,468
I mean, this stuff's all right

333
00:15:29,469 --> 00:15:31,390
but it shouldn't be all right.

334
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:32,511
DALE: 'Cause it wasn't.

335
00:15:32,512 --> 00:15:34,143
I understand, Dale.

336
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,225
Maybe things shouldn't
be all right.

337
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:38,857
No, of course it
should be all right.

338
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:41,400
Say, why are you
being so nice to me?

339
00:15:41,401 --> 00:15:43,522
How come you aren't
calling me crazy?

340
00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:45,654
Nobody said you were crazy.

341
00:15:45,655 --> 00:15:47,156
You aren't crazy.

342
00:15:47,157 --> 00:15:48,327
I am, too.

343
00:15:48,328 --> 00:15:49,868
Am too, am too, am too.

344
00:15:49,869 --> 00:15:51,620
What am I saying?

345
00:15:51,621 --> 00:15:52,741
(SCREAMING)

346
00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:54,243
There were four of them.

347
00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,956
They attacked right
after the bed landed.

348
00:15:57,998 --> 00:15:59,788
You see? He saw them, too.

349
00:15:59,789 --> 00:16:02,671
And this one cut my nightshirt.

350
00:16:02,672 --> 00:16:06,255
But, Emperor,
this is only a bedpost.

351
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,927
And the room seems
in perfect order.

352
00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:10,389
But... But it was...

353
00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:14,303
It is obvious that the Emperor's
nightmare has upset him.

354
00:16:14,304 --> 00:16:16,935
Yeah, but I was awake!

355
00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:18,437
Wasn't I?

356
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,729
I will have the royal physician

357
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,941
mix a potion that will
allow you to rest.

358
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:24,443
Yes, Sister.

359
00:16:24,444 --> 00:16:26,815
Perhaps that is best.

360
00:16:26,816 --> 00:16:28,447
SU LIN: Honored sirs,

361
00:16:28,448 --> 00:16:32,571
I am afraid the Emperor can
no longer perform his duties.

362
00:16:32,572 --> 00:16:34,533
(ALL GASPING)

363
00:16:34,534 --> 00:16:38,117
You mean, r-replace the Emperor?

364
00:16:38,118 --> 00:16:39,958
MAN: B-B-But then who would...

365
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:44,884
Of course, as his sister,
I will assume the throne until he is well.

366
00:16:48,628 --> 00:16:50,799
Su Lin was right.

367
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,721
I am cursed.

368
00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:54,973
I have brought
madness to my Emperor.

369
00:16:54,974 --> 00:16:57,186
Now to friend Dale, too.

370
00:16:57,187 --> 00:16:59,639
Me? But I'm not crazy.

371
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:04,444
Am I?

372
00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:10,779
Oh, Dale, it's all my fault.

373
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,741
I put too much pressure on you

374
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:14,653
and I was always
calling you crazy.

375
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:17,656
But I'm not crazy.
Those sword guys really did move.

376
00:17:17,657 --> 00:17:19,658
Oh, poor Dale.

377
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:22,711
GADGET: But he might be
right, Chip.

378
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:26,925
This is the same kind of oil that
Su Lin uses in her inventions.

379
00:17:26,926 --> 00:17:29,508
I think this thing
is able to move.

380
00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:30,969
You see. You see.

381
00:17:30,970 --> 00:17:35,305
And I do remember some sort of
smoke comin' out of this thing.

382
00:17:47,237 --> 00:17:49,608
Wow, after getting a
whiff of that stuff,

383
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:52,691
anyone would think those
mechanical things were real.

384
00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,823
The Emperor isn't
crazy, Chirp Sing.

385
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:57,696
But somebody wants
everyone to think he is.

386
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:01,201
SU LIN: That potion will ensure
you sleep soundly, Brother.

387
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,124
Thank you, Su Lin.

388
00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:11,381
(SNORING)

389
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,015
It has to be her.
Let's check it out.

390
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:21,059
SU LIN: I've been
looking at the plans

391
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:25,063
and I'm sure we can squeeze
in another dozen condominiums.

392
00:18:25,064 --> 00:18:29,528
Look, once I am Empress,
I can do anything I want.

393
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:32,491
We'll make room by
knocking down the palace.

394
00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,153
I won't need it.

395
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:38,407
Once this deal is locked
down, I'm Monte Carlo bound.

396
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,738
Golly!

397
00:18:39,739 --> 00:18:43,332
She just wants to control the
valley so she can sell it off.

398
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:46,455
But it's gonna be a
mite hard provin' that.

399
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:49,208
No problem.
We'll just get her to confess.

400
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,670
Confess? Are you crazy?

401
00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:54,754
Yes, I'm crazy.
Crazy like a fox.

402
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,641
Too bad we couldn't
move the walls

403
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,434
but at least the bed's all set.

404
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,438
Then let's give her a
taste of her own medicine.

405
00:19:26,085 --> 00:19:27,456
(COUGHING)

406
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,997
What is...

407
00:19:28,998 --> 00:19:30,049
Ow!

408
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,671
My nightingale?

409
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,674
But you can't fly, only sing.

410
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,716
(SCREAMING)

411
00:19:48,978 --> 00:19:50,480
Huh? What?

412
00:19:56,025 --> 00:19:59,239
You can't walk. I made you.

413
00:20:03,323 --> 00:20:04,374
Ow!

414
00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:19,719
(SNORING)

415
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,011
Snug as a bug.

416
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:25,104
All right, Chirp Sing.

417
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:31,189
Where are you? Show yourself.

418
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:32,231
(GASPS)

419
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,356
(SHRIEKING)

420
00:20:37,357 --> 00:20:39,489
Dim Sun, you must...

421
00:20:45,455 --> 00:20:47,327
This is all a trick.

422
00:20:52,672 --> 00:20:54,294
This is merely a mannequin.

423
00:20:55,835 --> 00:20:58,638
Oh, hello, Su Lin.

424
00:21:00,049 --> 00:21:01,139
(WATER SPLASHING)

425
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,383
(SU LIN SCREAMING)

426
00:21:05,805 --> 00:21:08,147
What is all this nonsense?

427
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:15,063
Oh, no, it is happening again.

428
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:16,945
Emperor, let us help you.

429
00:21:16,946 --> 00:21:18,608
Are you all right?

430
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,610
You see this, too?

431
00:21:21,611 --> 00:21:23,031
MINISTER: Yes, Emperor.

432
00:21:23,032 --> 00:21:25,243
It is some sort of cruel trick.

433
00:21:25,244 --> 00:21:27,496
Thank you. Thank you.

434
00:21:27,497 --> 00:21:29,618
It is a trick. Thank goodness.

435
00:21:29,619 --> 00:21:31,710
Much better than my tricks.

436
00:21:31,711 --> 00:21:34,413
What do you mean, your tricks?

437
00:21:34,414 --> 00:21:38,417
I only used my inventions to
make Dim Sun think he was crazy.

438
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:39,839
This is much...

439
00:21:41,421 --> 00:21:42,552
I mean...

440
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:44,723
I...

441
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:47,596
So, my own sister, huh?

442
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:50,729
Tried to drive me
away from my throne.

443
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:53,392
Ministers, take her away.

444
00:21:53,393 --> 00:21:55,394
But it was only a...

445
00:21:55,395 --> 00:21:58,277
A joke. That's it, a joke.

446
00:22:03,863 --> 00:22:05,534
CHIP: Great plan, Dale.

447
00:22:05,535 --> 00:22:07,115
Sorry we thought you were crazy.

448
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:10,078
No,
we're the ones who are crazy.

449
00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,452
Crazy about you.