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♪♪

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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♪ Sometimes some crimes ♪

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♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

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♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

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♪ Are pickin' up the slack ♪

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♪ There's no case too
big, no case too small ♪

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♪ When you need
help, just call ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale's ♪

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♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

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♪ 'Cause once they're involved ♪

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♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

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♪ They'll take the clues ♪

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♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'n Dale ♪

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ASTRONOMER 1: Just as you
predicted, Dr. Hibbleman,

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the alien meteor swarm

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is passing through
our solar system

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and out the other side.

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Ja, but how can we be sure it
will miss Earth completely?

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According to the
Minkoff equation...

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Phooey on the Minkoff equation!

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Mein calculations
show that the odds

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against a meteor
hitting the Earth

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are... are astronomical.

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It will never happen.

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And even if a teeny-tiny
meteor does hit Earth,

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what could possibly be the harm?

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SEYMOUR: Ow!

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(HUMMING)

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Hmm, here's a fat one.
In you go.

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(HUMMING)

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Whoops!

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Wow!

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(DALE SNIFFING)

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Hey, something's burning.

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(SCREAMING)

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(SIGHING IN RELIEF)

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Hey, what's this?

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Wowie, a nightlight.

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I wonder where this
could've come from.

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(SCREAMING) Hey,
what's going on?

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(BELL RINGING)

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(GASPING)

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(GASPING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Help! That man has my purse!

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(GRUNTING)

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Stop the van!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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I don't know what that is but
it's gonna make a great story.

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Wowie-zowie!
This rock must be magic.

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This darling little
chipmunk saved my purse.

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MAN: Yeah, he's a real hero.

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Look, he's made out of rubber.

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Wait! Come back!

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I need some close-ups!

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(DALE EXCLAIMING)

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MAN ON TV: This amazing event
happened less than half an hour ago.

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The action was captured

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by our super-duper
action-eyewitness mini-cam crew.

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Hey, guys, looky here.

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(SHUSHING) Quiet, Dale.
This is important.

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Now, lookit, I'm a cowboy.

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A would-be purse snatcher
has been apprehended

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by an incredible
stretching chipmunk.

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Huh? Hey, that's me!

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(ALL SHUSHING)

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The chipmunk seemed to
exhibit powers and abilities

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far beyond those of mortal
men or other small rodents.

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Yeah?

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Could this mercurial mammal,
this rambunctious rodent,

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this changeable chipmunk be,
in fact, a real superhero?

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Wowzers! Did you hear that?
I'm a...

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What a bunch of hooey!

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It must be some kind
of trick photography.

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- It is not!
- Oh, and how would you know?

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Because I...

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Oh, I've seen weirder things
than that in a cafeteria line.

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- But...
- Remember, Monty,

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the world is full of
unexplained events.

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-(SCREAMS) - There could
be a super-chipmunk

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out there somewhere.

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That's what I've been trying to tell you.
I'm the...

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Gee, Gadget,
if there is a superhero,

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maybe we should get him to
join the Rescue Rangers.

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Bonzer idea, Chip.
Let's go find him.

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- But...
- Right. Rescue Rangers, away!

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But...

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Well, if they want a superhero,
I'll give them a superhero.

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But first, I gotta do some
heavy-duty professional research.

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There, 147 comic books.

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Now I know everything
about being a superhero.

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Look out, world, here
comes, uh, Super-munk!

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Uh, Expando-Dale! No.

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The Amazing Bouncerine!

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No, I need a name that will strike
fear into the hearts of criminals.

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Rubber Bando!

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(SCREAMING)

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SEYMOUR: You wouldn't believe
it, Harvey.

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This rock falls
right out of the sky,

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smashes my roof and
bonks me on the noggin.

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You're my lawyer. Who can I sue?

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No, go right to the top.

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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Oops, gotta go, Harv.

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Another sucker's calling.

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Seymour Travel Agency.

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See more with Seymour.

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Seymour speaking.

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(MAN ON PHONE
CHATTERING ANGRILY)

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Hey,
I only said you'd fly to Rio.

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I never promised the plane
would actually land there.

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(CHUCKLING)

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They're lucky I didn't charge
extra for the parachutes.

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Ah, I'm too good for this
two-bit travel racket, girls.

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I'm meant for the big time.

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What's the matter?
Didn't you like the Bermuda Triangle?

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Get out of here before I...
What the...

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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Oh, boy! A bank robbery!

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Rubber Bando to the rescue!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(DALE SCREAMING)

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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

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What's that?

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Man, don't you watch the news?
He's that superhero.

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You just ruined a
perfectly good bank heist.

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Yeah, eat lead, chipmunk!

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BOTH: We give up!

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Hey, thanks, little buddy.
You're a real hero.

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SEYMOUR: See, girls? These tourist
attractions are worth a fortune.

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And if this little
lady was missing,

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I bet New York would pay
a bundle to get her back.

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And I'm just the
guy to take her.

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Girls, I think we
just hit the big time.

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Don't worry, fair city.

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Rubber Bando is
here to protect you.

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Uh-oh. That sounds like trouble.

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Down, down and away!

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The blaze is too big.
We need more help.

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Maybe not. Look!

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Gosh, being a superhero is
nothing like being a Ranger.

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It's better.

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Uh, betcha they even put
my face on a T-shirt.

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Time for Rubber Bando to change
back to his secret identity.

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Golly,
the streets sure are quiet

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now that the city has
its own superhero.

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Look!
There's the rubber wonder now.

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(GRUNTING) This always seems
easier in the comic books.

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CHIP: Maybe we can get him
to join the Rescue Rangers.

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What are they doing here?
They'll learn my secret identity.

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I gotta hide.

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Golly, where's Rubber Bando?

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CHIP: He was here
just a second ago.

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(SQUEAKING) He's over here!

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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Hello?
Are you in there, Mr. Superhero?

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DALE: Nope, nobody here.

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Try the gumball
machine down the block.

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Hmm. He seems kind of shy.

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Hi, we were wondering if
you would like to join us.

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We're the Rescue Rangers,

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a small but efficient
battalion of do-gooders

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devoted to helping
those in trouble.

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Would you like to see
our news clippings?

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Go away!

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Golly, he seems kind of
rude, too.

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(SQUEAKING) I'll get him!

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(DALE GROANING)

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CHIP: It's Dale!

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What are you doing in there?
What? Dale?

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CHIP: You're Rubber Bando?

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Uh, looking for spare change?

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Come on out, pally!

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Why didn't you tell us
you were a superhero?

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Uh, superhero? I'm no superhero.

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Oh? Then how do you explain
the fancy underwear?

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Uh, going to a costume party.

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Golly, Dale, being a superhero
is nothing to be ashamed of.

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Is it?

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DALE: And I can blow
up like a balloon.

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Whoa! Stop it, Dale.
I can't steer.

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And get wings like a birdie.

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Hey, who turned out the lights?

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And bullets bounce right off me.

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I bet he can even pat
himself on the back.

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Oh, sure, I can do that easy.

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But you wanna know what the
best part about this is?

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Not really.

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It's the neat costume
I get to wear.

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Hey, now that you guys
know my secret identity,

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you can all be my sidekicks.

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Every superhero needs sidekicks,
you know, for comic relief.

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(EXCLAIMS) Hey,
what'd you do that for?

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Oh, just a little comic relief.

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You're just jealous 'cause you
aren't the idol of millions.

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Oh, brother.

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Well, actually,
he'd be a superhero, too,

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if he wore this
meteorite of yours.

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A meteorite?

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You mean that thing
fell from space?

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Yep. And it looks like it
broke off a much bigger piece.

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Anyone who gets close
enough to its radiation

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would have the same
powers as Dale.

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See?

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Well, stretching doesn't
make you a superhero.

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You gotta be courageous and pure of heart.
And that's me.

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(DOGS BARKING)

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And don't come back till yous
can give a decent haircut!

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All right, Rangers,
looks like a crime for us.

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(SCOFFS) You call that a crime?

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I'm used to taking
on the real thing.

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Well, that is the real
thing to a Rescue Ranger.

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Every crime is important.

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(SIGHING) Well, if you insist.

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(CRASHING)

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POODLE: We're tired of
being made to look silly.

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Real dogs don't put up with
perfumey shampoos, right, Alphonse?

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Don't call me Alphonse.
I hate it.

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I want a real dog's name,
like Butch or Spike or something.

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Hey, who let out the hamsters?

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Who you calling a
hamster, pipsqueak?

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Who you calling a
pipsqueak, hamster?

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Now, calm down.
We're the Rescue Rangers,

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and you guys are gonna have
to clean this stuff up.

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(DOGS LAUGHING)

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Hey, Alph...

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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh, Spike,
the gerbil wants us to clean this up.

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(LAUGHING) Ain't that rich, huh?
Ain't it? Ain't it, huh, Spike?

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Let's see how bossy they are
when they're behind bars.

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(CHUCKLING) Looks like just
the kind of canine crunchies

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that real dogs deserve.

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(DOGS LAUGHING)

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ALPHONSE: Hey!
Get me out of here!

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Silence, evildoers,
justice will prevail.

250
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,926
(DOGS GROANING)

251
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,841
Wow! He took care of all
three of them at once.

252
00:12:01,842 --> 00:12:05,104
Now we'll see if their bark
is worse than their bounce.

253
00:12:05,105 --> 00:12:06,106
(CRASHING)

254
00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:11,942
(CRASHING)

255
00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:17,156
(GASPS) It's that
chipmunk superhero.

256
00:12:17,157 --> 00:12:19,859
Rubber Bando to you, evildoer.

257
00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:23,073
Now, c-clean up this mess,
or do I have to get tough?

258
00:12:24,074 --> 00:12:27,456
- Uh, no, sir.
- Uh-uh. No, sir.

259
00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,668
- We'll get right to it.
- Clean it? Clean it, you say?

260
00:12:29,669 --> 00:12:31,290
- Yeah. -(LAUGHING
NERVOUSLY) You're the boss.

261
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:34,964
Ta-da!
Rubber Bando at your service.

262
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:38,878
Hey, pally, you didn't give us
a chance to join the punch-up!

263
00:12:38,879 --> 00:12:41,300
Sort of takes the fun
out of adventurin'.

264
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:43,803
Sorry, Monterey,
but it's the job of us superheroes

265
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,885
to look out for the little guys.

266
00:12:45,886 --> 00:12:47,887
Little guys? Why, I'll...

267
00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:50,149
No, Chip, let me talk to him.

268
00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:53,732
Dale, you don't really expect
us to be your sidekicks, do you?

269
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:55,945
Gee, you know,
you're right, Gadget.

270
00:12:55,946 --> 00:12:58,948
I don't need anybody.
I'm a superhero.

271
00:12:58,949 --> 00:13:00,399
Maybe Dale's right.

272
00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,532
He got the job done without
us and nobody got hurt.

273
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,867
Maybe the Rescue Rangers
are just the little guys.

274
00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:23,052
Well, the first thing I'm
gonna do with the ransom money

275
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,884
is buy some new shoes,

276
00:13:24,885 --> 00:13:26,726
but first I need
something to ransom.

277
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:32,352
Yeah, this'll look very
pretty in my collection.

278
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:41,701
(RUMBLING)

279
00:13:48,658 --> 00:13:50,159
KIDS: Wow!

280
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,791
The statue! What's happening?

281
00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:55,374
It's the rubber
guy we saw on TV!

282
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,506
Wow!

283
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:12,472
(KISSING)

284
00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:19,939
Boy, oh, boy, don't I look good?

285
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:23,032
I betcha it won't be long
before I get my own TV show.

286
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,284
(SARCASTICALLY) We
can hardly wait.

287
00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:28,037
Gosh, your own TV show!

288
00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:30,249
That would be something special.

289
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,700
You bet! Hey, what's this?

290
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:33,332
MAN ON TV: A special
news bulletin.

291
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:36,705
We have exclusive pictures of
the famous Statue of Liberty,

292
00:14:36,706 --> 00:14:40,089
or rather of the spot where
the great statue used to be.

293
00:14:40,090 --> 00:14:42,922
The fabulous landmark
has been stolen.

294
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,843
Now, there's a real case.

295
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:47,136
New York authorities
have no clue to...

296
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,098
Wait a moment. This just in.

297
00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:52,141
The landmark thief has
struck around the world.

298
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,933
France has lost
the Eiffel Tower.

299
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,854
England is missing Big Ben.

300
00:14:55,855 --> 00:14:58,727
San Francisco no longer
has its Golden Gate,

301
00:14:58,728 --> 00:15:01,860
and even the Sphinx in
Egypt has gone bye-bye.

302
00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:05,284
International authorities are
looking for the one man...

303
00:15:05,285 --> 00:15:07,866
Uh, animal who might
be able to help.

304
00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:10,329
We need the Rubber Rodent.

305
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,620
Rubber Rodent?

306
00:15:11,621 --> 00:15:13,953
What kind of a name is
that for a superhero?

307
00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:17,166
Oh, well, gotta go, guys.
Duty calls.

308
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,378
Rubber Bando to the rescue!

309
00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:22,171
Up, up and away!

310
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,343
(CRASHING)

311
00:15:24,344 --> 00:15:29,308
Having a superhero around makes being
a Rescue Ranger seem kind of silly.

312
00:15:29,309 --> 00:15:31,810
Well, Rubber Dubber Dale
can't be everywhere.

313
00:15:31,811 --> 00:15:33,642
There will still
be cases for us.

314
00:15:33,643 --> 00:15:34,813
MAN ON TV: This is terrible.

315
00:15:34,814 --> 00:15:36,855
We have just
received a videotape

316
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:39,108
of the Statue of
Liberty being stolen.

317
00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:42,691
This videotape was taken by a
tourist, Cranston Ludmeyer,

318
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,823
who visited the
monument earlier today.

319
00:15:44,824 --> 00:15:48,027
It appears that our superhero
has become a super-thief.

320
00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:50,739
(ALL GASPING) The Rubber
Rodent has gone rogue!

321
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,833
I wonder how superheroes are
supposed to find super-crooks?

322
00:15:57,287 --> 00:16:00,459
Hey, look,
it's the Rubber Rodent!

323
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,171
Run away! Run!

324
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,293
MAN: Run!
WOMAN: Get out of my way!

325
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:05,544
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
What's going on?

326
00:16:05,545 --> 00:16:06,885
Why don't they like me?

327
00:16:06,886 --> 00:16:09,848
KIRBY: All right,
you measly monument grabber,

328
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:11,470
take it slow and easy.

329
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,012
What? That wasn't me.

330
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,513
It's all a mistake!

331
00:16:14,514 --> 00:16:15,894
He's charging!

332
00:16:15,895 --> 00:16:16,936
Give me that thing.

333
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:21,900
Oops.

334
00:16:21,901 --> 00:16:23,482
He means business.

335
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,026
We better call in
the flamethrowers.

336
00:16:31,951 --> 00:16:33,993
Where's that flamethrower?

337
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:38,827
No, wait. I'm too young to fry.

338
00:16:38,828 --> 00:16:41,620
One charbroiled
chipmunk coming up.

339
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:42,622
Bye.

340
00:16:51,221 --> 00:16:52,721
You guys gotta help me!

341
00:16:52,722 --> 00:16:55,934
Us? But we're only
your sidekicks.

342
00:16:55,935 --> 00:16:58,016
Some guy's stealing monuments,
and the cops think it's me,

343
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,808
and they're gonna crisp
me and everything!

344
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:01,561
You don't say.

345
00:17:04,104 --> 00:17:05,774
Chip, you gotta do something.

346
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,777
But we're just the little guys.
What can we do?

347
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,820
You're the Rescue Rangers.
You gotta rescue me.

348
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:16,365
Oh, so now the bigshot superhero
needs our protection, huh?

349
00:17:16,366 --> 00:17:18,707
I thought you could do
everythin' on your own.

350
00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,919
You're not part of our
team, remember?

351
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,541
Oh, please, please,
please, take me back.

352
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,834
I wanna be a Rescue
Ranger again.

353
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:29,338
Well, okay.

354
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,719
Thanks, Chipperoo.

355
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,051
Now, how am I gonna get out of this?
I didn't do anything.

356
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,973
There must be some
other rubber guy.

357
00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:37,846
But, Dale, how many other
super-meteorites could there be?

358
00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:40,309
Actually, Chip,
there might be hundreds,

359
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,441
- maybe even thousands.
- Huh?

360
00:17:42,442 --> 00:17:46,485
The original meteorite could have
split into any number of fragments.

361
00:17:46,486 --> 00:17:48,567
Then some bad guy has one, too.

362
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,898
We gotta catch him fast

363
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:51,900
before my fans kill me.

364
00:17:51,901 --> 00:17:53,192
- Dale.
- Oops.

365
00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:54,823
Did I say, "my fans"?

366
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,866
I meant the Rescue
Rangers' fans.

367
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,758
(SNIFFLING)

368
00:18:09,759 --> 00:18:13,473
(CRYING) I'll probably never
get my own TV show now.

369
00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:16,885
(SQUEAKING)

370
00:18:16,886 --> 00:18:18,767
What you got there, Zipper?

371
00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:20,219
A travel brochure?

372
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,272
This is no time to be
plannin' a vacation, mate.

373
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:26,725
I'll take that. Every little
clue could help at this point.

374
00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:28,897
With this test,
I'll be able to tell

375
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:30,650
what this brochure
is made out of.

376
00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:34,903
- Well?
- It's made out of paper.

377
00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,195
That's it?

378
00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:38,787
Well, that and the fact that it
came from Seymour's Travel Agency

379
00:18:38,788 --> 00:18:40,739
near the corner of
Lankershim and Cahuenga.

380
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:43,832
Wow, that's some
test, Gadget, love.

381
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,794
Well, actually,
the address is stamped

382
00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:48,587
right on the bottom
of the brochure.

383
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:51,250
MONTEREY: It looks like we got
the right place, all right.

384
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:55,594
(GASPING) Look, the monuments,
he shrunk all of them.

385
00:18:55,595 --> 00:18:58,637
Why don't you try stretching
your brain for a change?

386
00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,928
Chip's right, Dale.

387
00:18:59,929 --> 00:19:01,310
Those are just models.

388
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:02,431
(GASPING)

389
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,763
He's making models of monuments!

390
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:05,935
What's wrong with that?

391
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,770
This is strange. Red sand.

392
00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:12,861
(SLURPING)

393
00:19:12,862 --> 00:19:15,274
Blimey! It reminds me of
the time I was campin'

394
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,946
with some pioneer
prairie dogs in Arizona.

395
00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:19,828
Arizona? That's it!

396
00:19:19,829 --> 00:19:21,661
I know where the
missing monuments are.

397
00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:25,494
GADGET: Golly, Monument Valley!

398
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:28,667
CHIP: Where else would a
travel agent hide monuments?

399
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,879
Chip, you found them!

400
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,291
DALE: And there's the crook.

401
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:33,842
Okay, now, remember the plan.

402
00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:35,294
Monty, you find a big rock.

403
00:19:35,295 --> 00:19:37,756
Gadget, you handle the plane.
I'll take care of the rope.

404
00:19:37,757 --> 00:19:39,798
Well, what do I do, Chip? Huh?
Huh? How about me, huh?

405
00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:42,761
You, Mr. Rubber Bando,
are going to keep him busy.

406
00:19:42,762 --> 00:19:44,012
How do I do that?

407
00:19:44,013 --> 00:19:45,354
Brilliantly.

408
00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,145
(SCREAMING)

409
00:19:47,146 --> 00:19:48,687
Hello, New York?

410
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,019
I've got something here
you might be interested in

411
00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:53,482
so I suggest you get
out your checkbook.

412
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:54,614
What?

413
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,906
Oh, it's the Rubber Rodent.

414
00:19:57,907 --> 00:20:01,871
(IN CHILDISH VOICE) Did the great big
superhero come to play with Seymour?

415
00:20:03,913 --> 00:20:04,954
(SCREAMING)

416
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,130
I could do this all day.

417
00:20:12,131 --> 00:20:13,132
(INHALING DEEPLY)

418
00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:20,599
"I shot a chipmunk in the air"

419
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,221
"and where he fell,
I do not care."

420
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,223
(SCREAMING)

421
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:28,978
Here, Gadget!

422
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,691
GADGET: Got it.

423
00:20:37,447 --> 00:20:40,119
And now for a little
demolition derby.

424
00:20:41,321 --> 00:20:43,031
(GASPS)

425
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:44,783
Two can play that game.

426
00:20:44,784 --> 00:20:45,785
(GRUNTING)

427
00:21:03,343 --> 00:21:05,934
GADGET: Okay, Monty,
it's all yours!

428
00:21:05,935 --> 00:21:08,057
Here, Zipper, lad,
give me a hand.

429
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:13,191
(PANTING)

430
00:21:13,192 --> 00:21:14,693
Monty! Go!

431
00:21:14,694 --> 00:21:16,815
(GRUNTING)

432
00:21:16,816 --> 00:21:19,818
Let's see how flexible
you are without this.

433
00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:22,321
Now I'll be twice
as bouncy as ever.

434
00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,404
Now nothing in the
world can stop me.

435
00:21:25,405 --> 00:21:26,576
(WHISTLES)

436
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,410
(GRUNTING)

437
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,126
(BOTH SCREAMING)

438
00:21:43,222 --> 00:21:44,554
(GROANING)

439
00:21:47,477 --> 00:21:49,267
We did it! Oh, boy!

440
00:21:49,268 --> 00:21:50,849
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

441
00:21:50,850 --> 00:21:53,482
How'd I do with my
part of the plan?

442
00:21:53,483 --> 00:21:54,894
Great, Dale.

443
00:22:01,531 --> 00:22:02,821
(BEEPING)

444
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:07,446
That transmitter should guide the
authorities here in no time at all.

445
00:22:07,447 --> 00:22:09,368
Sorry your meteorite got
busted, Dale.

446
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,579
That's okay.

447
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:13,582
I kind of let that super-power
stuff go to my head.

448
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:15,043
Besides,
I think the Rescue Rangers

449
00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:16,916
are pretty super just
the way they are.