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♪♪

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♪ Sometimes, some crimes ♪

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♪ Go slippin'
through the cracks ♪

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♪ But these two gumshoes ♪

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♪ Are pickin' up the slack ♪

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♪ There's no case too big ♪

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♪ No case too small ♪

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♪ When you need
help, just call ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale's ♪

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♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

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♪ Ch-ch-ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

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♪ Once they're involved ♪

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♪ Somehow whatever's
wrong gets solved ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

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♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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♪ No, no, it never fails ♪

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♪ They'll take the clues ♪

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♪ And find the wheres
and whys and whos ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

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♪ Rescue Rangers ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

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♪ When there's danger ♪

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♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N' Dale ♪

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Zipper, you could have at
least dressed for the occasion.

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Ain't everyday there's a fresh
shipment of blue cheese from France.

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(squeaks) Sorry.

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Ch-ee-ee-ee-se!

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Ah!

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(dog barking)

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Crikey, something about
this cheese stinks.

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(speaks French) I cannot stand
it in here one more minute!

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C'est terrible!

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There's someone in there.

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(grunts)

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Ooh, la la! Free at last!

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Begging your pardon,
but why would such

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elegant canines as yourselves

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be stowing away with the cheese?

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Have you not heard?

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There is a terrible whine
going through Paris.

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Well, live and learn. I thought
they had the best wine in the world.

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Not wine, a "whine," like this.

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Yikes!

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C'est terrible, non?

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Well, the whine in
Paris is much worse,

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and only dogs can hear it.

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You see,
we had no choice but to flee.

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Zipper, me boy,
this French whine

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sounds like a job for
the Rescue Rangers.

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Monty: Ah,
here we are in the city of Brie,

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Camembert, Roquefort cheese!

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I thought we here for the whine.

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(barking)

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Monty: We are.

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The kind of whine that
poodle's suffering from.

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Let's follow him.

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Wait a minute, goof.

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If the poodles are
going that way,

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whatever they're running
from is that way.

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Snoodens, Snoodens, my poodle!

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Bet you bottom dollar that man's
looking for a runaway poodle.

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And something around
here made it run away.

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Look! Up there!

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The Ultrasonic Poodle
Perturber works magnifique!

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Oui, oui.

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Soon Paris will be empty
of pampered poodles,

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and then it will
be an all-cat town.

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Ooh, la la!

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Ah, to walk the streets
and never be chased

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by flea-ridden mongrels,

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No barking dogs to
ruin my cat naps.

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Sheer heaven!

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Dale, don't lean on the door!

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I'm just trying to hear better.

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Both: Whoa!

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What is this?

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Who dares burst in
on Maltese De Sade?

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Nice going, goof-up.

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Crikey, it's a c-c-c-cat!

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Sacrebleu, rodents!

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I hate rodents.

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You are a rodent, Ratatouille.

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Non, monsieur, I am an artiste.

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Okay, Rangers, we need a plan.

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Unfortunately,
I didn't plan on a plan.

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- Maltese: A plan?
- (Rangers gasp)

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Perhaps you should plan
to mind your own business.

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Capturing two-bit
villains is our business.

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We're the Rescue Rangers.

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Rescue Rangers, you say?

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(grunting)

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My cousin Fat Cat has told
me about you virtuous vermin.

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You hear that, Rangers?
He's Fat Cat's cousin.

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Now I know I don't like
this crooked kitty.

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(screaming)

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Bl-l-l-l-l.
Nyah nyah, you missed us!

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Don't speak too soon, nitwit.

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Ready, aim...

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Champagne!

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Don't fret, pallies.

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Nothing like sweet whipped
cream to whip a sourpuss.

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(exclaiming)

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We creamed 'em.

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Now's our chance to
get some licks in.

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Sure is.

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Dale, quit goofing off.

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Take it easy, Chip.
I just want a little snack.

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Whoa!

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Oof!

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(exclaiming)

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Look who is licked now!

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(laughs)

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Le Sewer, put the rodents in...

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le sewer.

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Flush them out of my life.

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(grunting)

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Rangers: Whoa! Oof!

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You really goofed up this
time, Dale.

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Sometimes I think
the Rescue Rangers

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would be better off without you.

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Hey, it wasn't my fault.

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Tell him, Gadget.

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Well, if you believe in
the ethereal theory that

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everything happens for a reason,

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Then it wasn't your fault.

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Technically, however,
You're a goof-up.

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Monty, Zipper, you tell him.

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(squeaking)

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Zipper's right.

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We try to think of
you as comic relief.

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Unfortunately,
the joke's usually on us.

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Yeah, so why don't you do
something you can't mess up,

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Chip: Like sightseeing?

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Maybe he'll learn his lesson if we
solve this one case without him.

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Maybe the Rangers would
be better off without me.

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I'm just a worthless chipmunk,

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No good to anybody.

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Whoa! Sacrebleu!

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Yeouch!

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I better get going.

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Wait a minute. Where am I going?

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Why can't I remember.

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It should be as clear as my
name, which is...

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which is...

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Who am I?

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Who are any of us?

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This is the essential question.

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To live is to exist,

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and yet to exist is to live.

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Yet...

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Oy,
and I thought I was confused.

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Now that those Rescue
rodents are vanquished,

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I can continue mon
plan magnifique.

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It is him!

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Who?

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You is who.

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You know who I am? Tell me!

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This is a trick, non?

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No.
I really don't know who I am.

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Mmm. Strange how the chipmunk
does not remember who he is.

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But we do.

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Let's throw him on the subway
track, Maltese,

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and flatten him like an omelet.

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Haha, I have a better idea,

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which is why I'm a
brilliant archvillain,

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and you are but a
stupid sidekick.

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Come along, my friend.

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I will show you who you are.
(Laughs)

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(chewing) So,
are you gonna tell me who I am,

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or do we gotta
play 20 questions?

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Viola! You are Ramdale.

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Ramdale?

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Oui, oui, you work for me.

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You are a feared criminal.

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Gee, I...
I don't feel like a criminal.

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Yes! You are the meanest,

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most feared chipmunk
in the world.

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Your weapon is the plastic
espresso bean machine gun.

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You are the heartless rodent,

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Le Sewer: The main dude.

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The hunk of a monk.

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And these are your enemies,
the Rescue Rangers.

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Paint your heart out, Rembrat!

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Now, who are you?

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I am Ramdale.

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Maltese: And who is your enemy?

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(French accent) ze
Rescue Rangers (laughs)

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I mean, the Rescue Rangers.

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And what is your mission?

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To decaffeinate them with
my espresso bean gun.

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Very well, Ramdale.
Now go and complete your mission,

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and do not return until
you have brought me proof

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that the Rescue Rangers

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are as flat as French toast.

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Yo.

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Whew! We must have seen half of
Paris' underside getting out of there.

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Chip, I really think
we should go find Dale.

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We may have hurt his feelings.

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But this city is full
of tourist spots.

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We may never find him
in time to stop Maltese.

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Then let's split up.

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Great idea, Gadget, love.

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You and Zipper check
out Notre Dame.

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Gadget and I will
go to the museum.

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(squeaks)

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Maltese? Going into a church?

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Monty: (scoffs) Overdue for
confession, no doubt.

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Let's see what that
fuzz ball is up to.

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I think this is our stop.

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(gasps)

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What is it, Chip?

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I'm not sure.

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It looked like a familiar
Chipmunk terrorist.

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Decaffeinate them!

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You know, that guy I saw
looked kind of like Dale.

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He was wearing a headband and a...
(gasps)

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Chip: It is Dale!

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No. I'm your worst nightmare.

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Both: Whoa!

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I... I think we've lost him.

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What's wrong with him?

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The question is,
what is wrong with society?

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He is but a microcosm
in the lonely universe.

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Why doesn't Dale aim at him?

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I guess I never should have
said those mean things to him.

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But who would have thought
he'd become a traitor?

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Dale a traitor?

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I can't believe that,

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not in a million years.

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Is it one million A.D. already?

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(barking)

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(laughing)

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It works like a charm, Maltese.
Yes, no?

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Monsieur Le Sewer,
you have the brain petite.

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Can't you see the
tower of Notre Dame

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is not high enough for
my plan diabolique?

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I do not want to chase dogs
just from the neighborhood.

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I want every flea-monger
in Paris to flee,

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and I want them gone now!

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If only I had a
powerful antenna,

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I could get rid of
them all at once.

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So, that's what that
prissy pussy is up to.

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Uh-oh! I... It's him!

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Coffee anyone?

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Gadget: In here!

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What's that?

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Ever had an art attack?

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Dale, I'm sorry for what I said.

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You're important to the Rangers.

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Now, put away that coffee gun
before you sugar and cream us.

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I don't know what
you're talking about?

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My name's Ramdale.

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Ramdale... the decaffeinator!

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Monty: Pallies, are you in here?

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What was that?

260
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:37,586
Chipper, I found out what
Maltese is planning to do.

261
00:12:37,587 --> 00:12:40,139
Later, Monty.
Right now, we have to stop Dale.

262
00:12:40,140 --> 00:12:41,510
He's out of his head.

263
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,973
That's it!
Dale is out of his head.

264
00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:45,975
I bet he has amnesia.

265
00:12:45,976 --> 00:12:47,096
How would he get that?

266
00:12:47,097 --> 00:12:49,098
A conk on the head,

267
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,270
and if that caused
Dale's amnesia,

268
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,312
the only way to
bring him back is...

269
00:12:53,313 --> 00:12:55,774
That's it, Gadget!
You hit the Dale on the head.

270
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,736
Four against one, huh?

271
00:12:57,737 --> 00:12:59,279
Just the odds I like!

272
00:13:01,361 --> 00:13:02,862
Look out, mates! Wet paint!

273
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:07,166
Not paint... plaster du Paris!

274
00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:10,079
Monty: It's all up to
you, Chipper!

275
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,541
- That's what I was afraid of.
- (cranking)

276
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,084
Out of beans,

277
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,256
and I thought they'd be
good to the last drop!

278
00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:19,548
But there's more than one
way to skin a chipmunk.

279
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,680
Enguarde!

280
00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:23,802
- Touche!
- Souffle!

281
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,844
- Allez!
- Say hey!

282
00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:25,635
Take that!

283
00:13:25,636 --> 00:13:28,387
Oh, yeah? Well take this!

284
00:13:28,388 --> 00:13:29,979
- Take that!
- Take this!

285
00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,560
Take that!

286
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,483
Chip's trying to get that tray of
plaster to fall on Dale's head.

287
00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:35,856
And that! And that!

288
00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,072
(giggles) Nyah
nyah, you missed me!

289
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:44,074
Ouch!

290
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,788
Take that and that!

291
00:13:49,789 --> 00:13:52,711
And... hey, this is fun, Chip.

292
00:13:52,712 --> 00:13:54,454
Hey, you called me Chip!

293
00:13:55,755 --> 00:13:57,796
How come I'm dressed like this,

294
00:13:57,797 --> 00:14:00,880
and why do I have this
sudden urge to say, "yo"?

295
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:02,511
Dale, you're back!

296
00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:05,804
Forget my back!
It's my head that's killing me!

297
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:07,726
Who made that statue
of the Rangers?

298
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:10,729
Both: We're no statue!

299
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,892
Uh-oh.
We better get them out of there,

300
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:14,854
while I explain the
whole thing to you.

301
00:14:18,318 --> 00:14:21,361
One more chip off the old
block oughta do it, mates.

302
00:14:22,652 --> 00:14:24,363
We're free!

303
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,075
(squeaks) Yippee!

304
00:14:26,076 --> 00:14:28,747
I'm sorry, Dale.
This is all my fault.

305
00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:31,450
I never should have said
the Rangers don't need you.

306
00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:35,294
The important thing is
we've got the old Dale back!

307
00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:40,709
Yeah. No, wait a minute.
Maybe we don't want the old Dale back.

308
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:42,461
Oh, I get it.

309
00:14:42,462 --> 00:14:45,714
You want Dale to
infiltrate Maltese's mob.

310
00:14:45,715 --> 00:14:47,176
Infiltrate?

311
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:48,597
But I can't.

312
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:50,889
I don't know how.
I don't know what to do.

313
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,771
I don't even know
what that word means.

314
00:14:52,772 --> 00:14:53,934
You will in a minute.

315
00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,016
Dale: But why me?

316
00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:59,108
You're the only one
who can find out

317
00:14:59,109 --> 00:15:03,022
where and when Maltese is gonna put
his crazy scheme into operation.

318
00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:05,364
But I... I never work alone.

319
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:07,076
You just did, pally.

320
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:08,787
When you were Ramdale,

321
00:15:08,788 --> 00:15:12,031
you were one ferocious
tiger of a chipmunk.

322
00:15:12,032 --> 00:15:13,532
He's right, Dale.

323
00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:16,745
Somewhere inside you beats the
heart of a fearless warrior.

324
00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:19,708
Now that I have finally
discovered the perfect place

325
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,751
to hook up my Ultrasonic
Poodle Perturber,

326
00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:27,306
it is time to go through
with my plan diabolique!

327
00:15:27,307 --> 00:15:28,677
(laughs)

328
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:29,969
(all gasp)

329
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,471
Maltese: So it is you, Ramdale.

330
00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:34,433
Have you completed your mission

331
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,765
and disposed of
the Rescue Rangers?

332
00:15:36,766 --> 00:15:37,727
You bet!

333
00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,478
They hit me with
their best shot,

334
00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:42,611
but they're such wimps,
I beat them with one hand behind my back.

335
00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:45,444
Dale's laying it
on a little thick.

336
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,776
So, if you've done
what you say you did,

337
00:15:47,777 --> 00:15:50,239
where is the proof
I asked you for?

338
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,330
(gulp)

339
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,451
Proof?

340
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,532
- Proof?
- (squeaks)

341
00:15:53,533 --> 00:15:55,915
You have betrayed moi!

342
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:01,340
Since you have no proof

343
00:16:01,341 --> 00:16:04,043
that the Rangers are destroyed,

344
00:16:04,044 --> 00:16:06,385
how do I know you are not lying?

345
00:16:06,386 --> 00:16:09,218
(gulp) Cross my heart
and hope to die?

346
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:10,679
Let's hope this works.

347
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,643
It appears that
you sacre -blew it.

348
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,305
No, no, no. I didn't.

349
00:16:16,306 --> 00:16:19,728
I have the evidence here somewhere.
Let's see.

350
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,310
What are you doing
with that hat?

351
00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:22,981
Uhh... I don't know.

352
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,603
Keeping my ears warm?

353
00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,276
Evidence.
Where did I put that evidence?

354
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:32,411
That is the hat belonging to the
leader of the Rescue Rangers.

355
00:16:32,412 --> 00:16:35,204
Yeah, it is!
I told you I had some evidence.

356
00:16:35,205 --> 00:16:37,077
I was just keeping
it under my hat.

357
00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,920
Magnifique, Ramdale!

358
00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:43,542
You have proven yourself.

359
00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:45,624
Nothing can stop us now.

360
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,838
Oh, thank you for not killing
me, mademoiselle.

361
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,840
Very funny.

362
00:16:51,841 --> 00:16:56,265
For too long,
Paris has been raining cats and dogs.

363
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,268
It's time to step
on some poodles!

364
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,770
What exactly are you gonna do?

365
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,772
I am going to broadcast

366
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,734
my ultrasonic sound ray

367
00:17:05,735 --> 00:17:09,778
from the most powerful
antenna in all of France.

368
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,281
And, uh, where is that?

369
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:14,113
You will find out
when we get there.

370
00:17:14,114 --> 00:17:16,785
Don't you like surprises?

371
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,157
Love them.

372
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:19,658
(footsteps)

373
00:17:19,659 --> 00:17:20,749
They're coming!

374
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:22,332
Quick! In here!

375
00:17:23,923 --> 00:17:25,794
(laughing)

376
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,838
Onward to glory we go!

377
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:30,759
Chip: We're locked in!

378
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:33,513
(grunting)

379
00:17:39,389 --> 00:17:40,729
They're gone!

380
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:44,644
And Dale's a goner if that crabby
tabby finds out he's a double agent.

381
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:47,146
Viola!

382
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:50,149
There is the key to
my plan diabolique!

383
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,781
Le Tour d'Eiffel.

384
00:17:52,782 --> 00:17:54,823
Looks just like
the Eiffel Tower.

385
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:58,658
It is the Eiffel
Tower, souffle brain!

386
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:04,293
There's something about
what Maltese De Sade said

387
00:18:04,294 --> 00:18:06,375
that keeps sticking in my mind

388
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:09,838
about how he's going to use
the biggest antenna in France.

389
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,470
That could be anywhere.

390
00:18:11,471 --> 00:18:13,672
By the time we find
it, it'll too late.

391
00:18:13,673 --> 00:18:17,386
Hmm, it would have
to be big and tall

392
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,848
and made of metal. Of course!

393
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,430
The Eiffel Tower!

394
00:18:21,431 --> 00:18:23,723
Come on.
This street leads right to it.

395
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,528
Maltese: Ramdale, wait here

396
00:18:29,529 --> 00:18:32,231
and guard the Ultrasonic
Poodle Perturber

397
00:18:32,232 --> 00:18:33,402
with your life

398
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,495
while we look for the
best place to hook it up.

399
00:18:36,496 --> 00:18:38,036
Oui, oui, mademoiselle.

400
00:18:38,037 --> 00:18:41,000
Your little jest escapes moi.

401
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,623
This is my chance
to pull the plug

402
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,375
on this crazy machine.

403
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:49,208
The old squeaky dog bone
on the blackboard trick.

404
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,380
Shouldn't be too hard
to dismantle this.

405
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,512
- I'll just...
- What are you doing?

406
00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:56,755
I just wanted to see
how your machine worked.

407
00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:58,637
A dog bone on a chalkboard.

408
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,138
You're a genius!

409
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,932
Well, yes. I guess I am that.

410
00:19:04,103 --> 00:19:07,226
Wow, I never worked with
a genuine genius before!

411
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:09,648
I mean,
back when I was a Rescue Ranger,

412
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,441
I saw Gadget invent
some pretty neat stuff.

413
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:15,734
Of course,
I don't remember any of that now.

414
00:19:15,735 --> 00:19:18,036
I was Dale then,
but I'm Ramdale now.

415
00:19:18,037 --> 00:19:21,280
Never heard of, uh, Dale.
I can't even think of his name.

416
00:19:21,281 --> 00:19:24,703
So, you have
regained your memory.

417
00:19:24,704 --> 00:19:26,785
Well, I will give you
a conk on the head

418
00:19:26,786 --> 00:19:28,837
that you will never forget.

419
00:19:28,838 --> 00:19:32,291
Take him to the tippy
top of the tower!

420
00:19:32,292 --> 00:19:35,215
Monty: This is our
stop, pallies.

421
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,718
Chip: I don't see them,
but it's so high up.

422
00:19:39,719 --> 00:19:41,760
Monty: What we need
are some binoculars.

423
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:43,853
I have an idea. Come on.

424
00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:49,938
Chip: Higher, Monty, higher.

425
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,270
To the left. Hold it.

426
00:19:51,271 --> 00:19:53,692
- Gadget: Uh-oh.
- Chip: Looks like Dale's blown his cover.

427
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,193
We got to bail him out.

428
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,815
We could,
but we've got to get up there fast.

429
00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:59,909
Rangers, get ready for liftoff.

430
00:20:02,282 --> 00:20:03,623
Alley oop!

431
00:20:08,127 --> 00:20:11,710
(speaking French)

432
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,832
Can we throw him off now, boss?
Please?

433
00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:16,715
Pretty please?
We'll shove his friend from the top.

434
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,968
Not yet.
It's every villain's right

435
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:22,011
to show off in front
of his adversaries.

436
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,686
I gotta stop him.
The Rangers are counting on me.

437
00:20:29,309 --> 00:20:30,769
C'est magnifique!

438
00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:33,231
I won't let the Rangers down this time.
I won't.

439
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,613
I'm a fearless warrior!

440
00:20:34,614 --> 00:20:36,615
I'm as ferocious as a tiger!

441
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,527
I'm a fearless warrior!

442
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:42,160
What is this pathetic
chipmunk mumbling?

443
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:44,363
I'm as ferocious as a tiger!

444
00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:46,164
Aah!

445
00:20:46,165 --> 00:20:47,286
Wha...

446
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,419
No!

447
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,832
Maltese: My device!

448
00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:57,836
She is smashed flat
as a Crepe Suzette.

449
00:20:57,837 --> 00:20:59,838
What have you done?

450
00:20:59,839 --> 00:21:02,681
What have any of us done?

451
00:21:02,682 --> 00:21:05,263
To exist is to do.

452
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,726
To do is to be done.

453
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:10,188
What is the big to-do?

454
00:21:10,189 --> 00:21:11,770
Ha!

455
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,523
Now throw him to the pavement!

456
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,775
Make him shatter
into 1,000 pieces

457
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,857
like a bottle of Beaujolais.

458
00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:21,660
(speaking French) You're a mouse.
I'm a rat.

459
00:21:21,661 --> 00:21:23,662
We're practically related.

460
00:21:23,663 --> 00:21:26,825
Now I can destroy two rodents

461
00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:28,036
for the price of one.

462
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:32,040
I will rip you apart
like a croissant.

463
00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,623
But you won't be so lucky.

464
00:21:34,624 --> 00:21:36,294
Aah!

465
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,047
Ha ha ha!

466
00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,630
Monty: Never fails.

467
00:21:41,631 --> 00:21:44,723
Those cats always
land on their feet.

468
00:21:44,724 --> 00:21:46,595
Gadget: I loved Paris,

469
00:21:46,596 --> 00:21:48,687
but it's great to be home again.

470
00:21:48,688 --> 00:21:50,809
(squeaks) Yeah, you said it.

471
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:53,271
Dale, I'll never doubt
your abilities again.

472
00:21:53,272 --> 00:21:55,814
The Rangers just wouldn't
be the Rangers without you.

473
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,066
And there's about a
million French poodles

474
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,068
who are forever grateful to you.

475
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:03,241
- Girl Poodle: Bravo! - Boy Poodle:
Hooray for the Rescue Rangers!

476
00:22:03,242 --> 00:22:05,904
We heard the good news.

477
00:22:05,905 --> 00:22:09,077
We are taking the next
boat back to Paris.

478
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,949
Any time you have a problem,

479
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:13,251
just remember to
call the Rescue...

480
00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:14,833
(gurgling)

481
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,716
Rangers!