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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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I AM AFRAID OUR
OPERATIVE IN OILRABIA

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HAS MET WITH SOME,
UH, DIFFICULTY.

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DIFFICULTY?

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IN WHAT WAY, GRYZLIKOFF?

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UH... HE'S DEAD.

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WHAT?
THAT'S TWO DOZEN IN TWO WEEKS!

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MORALE
PROBLEM THAT CREATES?

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HOW DID HE DIE?

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HE WAS BURNED.

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WAS IT POSSIBLY AN ACCIDENT?

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IN THE DESERT?

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I SUPPOSE THAT
SUGGESTS FOUL PLAY.

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F-O-W-L.

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A FIENDISH ORGANIZATION
FOR WORLD LARCENY.

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OUR SHUSH AGENTS CAN
HANDLE ALMOST ANYTHING,

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EXCEPT THIS.

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I'M GOING TO CALL...

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PLEASE, DO NOT CALL...

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DARKWING DUCK!

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I HOPED HIS NAME
WOULDN'T COME UP.

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I ONLY HOPE HE
GETS THIS MESSAGE.

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HMM, I AM HATING IT
WHEN THAT HAPPENS.

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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.

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DON'T BLOW IT.

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MESS UP, AND YOU'RE DOOMED.

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EVERYTHING DEPENDS
ON YOUR NEXT MOVE.

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I AM THE TERROR WHO
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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NOW I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO WON.

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HEY, D.W., WHERE YOU HIDING?

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I AM THE SPIDER WHO
NIPS AT YOUR NECK.

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YOOHAY!

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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WHOA!

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NICE TRICK, D.W.

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ANOTHER FIENDISHLY CLEVER DEVICE

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CALCULATED TO POUND FEAR

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INTO SUPERSTITIOUS AND
COWARDLY CRIMINAL MINDS.

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PRETTY COOL, HUH?

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I'LL SAY. CAN I TRY?

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IS THIS HOW YOU CONTROL IT?

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NO!

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[CRASH]

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HEH-HEH.

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GUESS I, UH,
WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TOUCH THAT.

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NO, YOU WEREN'T.

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I'M SORRY, D.W.,

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BUT I NEVER GET A CHANCE

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TO USE YOUR DARKWING DOOHICKEYS.

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MY GADGETS ARE STRICTLY F.H.O.,

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FOR HEROES ONLY.

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NOT FOR THEIR SIDEKICKS.

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HEY, NO PROBLEMO.
I CAN BE A HERO.

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YOU, A HERO?

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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!

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A HERO DOES THE UNDOABLE,

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RISKS THE UNRISKABLE,

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AND THINKS THE UNTHINKABLE.

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HUH, BIG DEAL!

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I CAN GO FOR WEEKS
WITHOUT THINKING.

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I KNOW.

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[DING DONG]

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AHA! A COMMUNIQUE
FROM SHUSH CENTRAL.

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MUST NEED A <i>HERO'S</i> EXPERTISE.

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LET ME SEE.
WE GOT TO GET OFF AT...

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SHUSH SUSPECTS F.O.W.L.
IS AFTER OILRABIA'S PLUSH OIL RESERVES!

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AND ONCE AGAIN,

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DARKWING DUCK IS
SUMMONED TO FIGHT

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THE NEFARIOUS FORCES OF EVIL!

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WE LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!

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GET THE BAGS.

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UH, LAUNCHPAD?

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THE BAGS?

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IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG?

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IF I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A HERO.
GO ALONE.

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UH-OH.

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I NEED YOU TO FLY
THE <i>THUNDERQUACK.</i>

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YOU'RE THE HERO. YOU FLY IT.

106
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I NEVER LEARNED.

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TOO BAD. I'M NOT FLYING

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UNLESS I GET TO DO HEROIC STUFF.

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ALL RIGHT. JUST THIS ONCE,

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YOU CAN BE THE HERO.

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LET'S GO, SIDEKICK.

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WE GOT A CASE TO FACE.

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UH, AHEM, THE BAGS?

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DARKWING DUCK, A MERE SIDEKICK.

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WE'LL SEE HOW HEROIC FLYBOY IS

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WHEN REAL TROUBLE STARTS.

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THAT'S OILRABIA ALL RIGHT.

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THAT PLATEAU MAKES IT
IMPERVIOUS TO ATTACK.

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SHIELDS HER, TOO.

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SET HER DOWN EASY, LAUNCHPAD.

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AS ALWAYS.

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[CRASH]

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WHOA!

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MAKE THAT A DARKWING DITTO!

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HOLD IT THERE, BIG FELLA.

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I'LL HANDLE THIS.

127
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NO CAN DO, D.W.

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EVERYONE KNOWS THE HERO
ALWAYS GETS THE GIRL...

129
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AND I'M THE HERO.

130
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A PROMISE IS A PROMISE.

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I GOTTA TAKE FLYING LESSONS.

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[TICKING]

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WAIT. I DON'T OWN A WATCH!

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MUST BE A CLOCK SOMEWHERE.

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AAH!

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[TICK TOCK]

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IT'S A MEGABLASTER FISSION BOMB,

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WITH SWISS MOVEMENT TIMING

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AND OPTIONAL RADIALS.

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STEADY, DARKWING.

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ONE WRONG MOVE,

142
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AND WE'LL BE COATING THE WALLS.

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LET'S SEE...
THE RED WIRE IS THE TRIGGERING...

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STEP ASIDE,
AND LET A HERO DO HIS JOB.

145
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THERE. THAT WASN'T HARD AT ALL.

146
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BUT, BUT...
YOU DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW DIRECTIONS.

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FINALLY,
SHUSH HAS SENT US AN AGENT

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CAPABLE OF HELPING MY COUNTRY.

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A TRUE HERO.

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HEY, IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

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I'LL SAY. NOTHING BUT DUMB LUCK.

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DON'T MIND ME.

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JUST LOOKING FOR THE
NON-SMOKING SECTION.

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[CREAK]

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THE ATTACKS ON OUR OIL
FIELDS GROW MORE AUDACIOUS,

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AND OIL IS ALL WE HAVE.

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DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL LEAVE AFTER LUNCH.

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THIS FEAST SHOULD
BE IN <i>MY</i> HONOR,

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BUT <i>I</i> HAD TO FIND A
SIDEKICK WITH AMBITIONS.

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OH, PLEASE!

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AHEM.

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DEAR PRINCESS,
PUT ALL YOUR FEARS ASIDE.

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I SHALL LEAD THE EXPEDITION

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TO DETERMINE ANY
THREAT TO YOUR KINGDOM.

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YOU? BUT ARE YOU NOT
JUST THE PSYCHIC?

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AN UNFORTUNATE AND VERY
TEMPORARY MISUNDERSTANDING.

167
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BUT LAUNCHPAD PROMISED <i>HE</i>
WOULD LEAD THE EXPEDITION.

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HE IS A HERO.

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HE IS NOT, NOT, NOT!

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I'M THE BRAINS HERE.
I AM DARKWING...

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DUCK!

172
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HA HA HA!

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WHAT A WHIMSICAL FELLOW!

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HE MUST KEEP YOUR
ADVENTURES AMUSING.

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OH, YEAH.
D.W.'S A BARREL OF LAUGHS.

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[CRASH]

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OH, BOY. THE PRINCESS SURE KNOWS

178
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HOW TO TRAVEL IN STYLE.

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HOW'S IT GOING BACK THERE?

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JUST DUCKY, HERO.

181
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THE BODY OF THE LAST
SHUSH AGENT IS JUST AHEAD.

182
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HOW MANY AGENTS
MUST WE EXTERMINATE

183
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BEFORE SHUSH GETS THE MESSAGE?

184
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WAY, HEY, HEY. CAN IT BE?

185
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IT LOOKS LIKE MY
FAVORITE PLAYMATE,

186
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THE OLD DARKWING DOFUS HIMSELF.

187
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WELL...

188
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I'LL SEND HIM A LITTLE GIFT

189
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FROM STEELBEAK'S WELCOME WAGON.

190
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A SANDSTORM,

191
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BUT FROM WHERE?

192
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GREAT DANGER!
WE MUST TAKE COVER!

193
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LAUNCHPAD!

194
00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,708
[HUMMING]

195
00:10:12,958 --> 00:10:15,082
LAUNCHPAD, COME BACK HERE!

196
00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,958
WHOA!

197
00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,625
WHOA! GOOD BRAKES!

198
00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:27,458
OK, OK, YOU CAN RIDE WITH ME.

199
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I'M COMING, D.W.!

200
00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:32,583
I'M COMING!

201
00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:36,625
GOTCHA.

202
00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:45,457
THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD
DO, PRINCESS.

203
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LAUNCHPAD HAS BEEN
LOST IN THE STORM.

204
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HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE
HIS FUNNY LITTLE FRIEND.

205
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DO NOT WORRY.

206
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LAUNCHPAD WILL NOT
FAIL OUR PEOPLE.

207
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TRUE HEROES CAN
OVERCOME ANY ADVERSITY,

208
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:04,124
AND LAUNCHPAD IS A TRUE HERO.

209
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,332
WELL, HERO, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

210
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,874
WHAT I ALWAYS DO
WHEN I'M LOST...

211
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FIND THE NEAREST GAS STATION.

212
00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,458
THERE OUGHT TO BE ONE AROUND HERE, UH...
SOMEWHERE.

213
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THE PITILESS SUN

214
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POUNDS OUR PARCHED,
PANTING PROTAGONIST,

215
00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:29,207
BUT STILL DARKWING
DUCK PRESSES FORWARD,

216
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:33,207
HOPING TO PUT OFF
THE INESCAPABLE...

217
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GREAT CHANCE TO CATCH SOME
RAYS, D.W.

218
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:39,207
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

219
00:11:39,208 --> 00:11:42,165
WHY? I'M USING A SUN SCREEN.

220
00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,582
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

221
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:45,207
WE'RE GOING TO DIE...

222
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SHRIVELING IN THE
MERCILESS GLARE OF THE SUN

223
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:53,165
UNTIL WE'RE A PITIFUL
PILE OF DUCK JERKY.

224
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[GASPING]

225
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NOT TO WORRY.

226
00:11:58,166 --> 00:12:00,624
THEY'VE SENT IN THE NAVY.

227
00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:04,124
SURE.
LIKE THEY'LL SAIL UP IN THE...

228
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,374
DESERT?

229
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:10,333
THE QUESTION IS...
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

230
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F.O.W.L. EGG MEN.

231
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THEY'RE BUILDING A WHOLE FLEET.

232
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FROM THE LOOKS OF
THINGS, I SURMISE...

233
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DOESN'T THE HERO
DO THE SURMISING?

234
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OK, OK. SO WHAT DO YOU SURMISE?

235
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BEATS ME. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

236
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I SURMISE...

237
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WE TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

238
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:50,375
GLAD I CONSULTED YOU.

239
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:54,082
WE MUST BE LIKE THE CAT...

240
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TREADING SOUNDLESSLY,
WITH COMPLETE CONTROL.

241
00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:03,874
YOU THINK ANYONE HEARD THAT?

242
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,333
I'D SAY IT WAS A STRONG MAYBE.

243
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,457
IT'S NO USE.

244
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:19,124
YOU JUMP WHILE I HOLD THEM OFF.

245
00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,208
NO. I'M THE HERO. YOU JUMP.

246
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:30,166
UHH! QUICKSAND?

247
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,082
UH-OH.

248
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:42,415
SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS IS
WHERE THE PLOT THICKENS.

249
00:13:42,416 --> 00:13:44,957
SO I SAYS TO MYSELF,

250
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,457
"WHAT'S THE ADVENTURE

251
00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:49,957
IF WE DON'T INVITE
THE COMEDY RELIEF?"

252
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:52,374
HOW YOU DOING, DUCKS?

253
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,374
GEE, STEELBEAK, GOOD TO SEE YA.

254
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:58,707
THAT MEANS YOU'RE
NOT BEHIND MY BACK.

255
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,624
STILL RACKING UP THE
POPULARITY POINTS?

256
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:06,707
YOU'RE THE GUY WHO'S BUILDING
THE SHIPS IN THE DESERT.

257
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,874
OH, HE'S GOOD.
HE DESERVES A PROMOTION.

258
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,749
I GOT ONE ALREADY.

259
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,332
I'M THE HERO.

260
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:15,290
LAUNCHPAD, NOT NOW!

261
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:16,499
WELL, I AM.

262
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,999
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM.
TOUCH OF SUNSTROKE.

263
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,999
GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND.

264
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,999
SO, BEFORE WE GET TO
THE TORTURE THING,

265
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:32,499
I'LL EXPLAIN WHY I'M STUCK
IN THIS ARMPIT OF A DESERT.

266
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,457
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AFTER
OILRABIA'S OIL RESERVES.

267
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,999
YOU ARE SHARP,

268
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,749
BUT YOU STEP ON MY LINES.

269
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,124
HOWEVER, YOU'RE RIGHT.

270
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,124
GAS MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

271
00:14:44,125 --> 00:14:46,999
FROM NOW ON, YOU WANT GAS,

272
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,290
PULL UP TO YOUR FRIENDLY F.O.W.L.
STATION.

273
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:52,290
SERVICE WITH A SMILE.

274
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,957
YOU'RE PUFFING UNLEADED,
BUT COMING UP EMPTY.

275
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,165
YOUR TROOPS WOULDN'T MAKE IT

276
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,624
ACROSS THE DESERT,

277
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:03,165
MUCH LESS CLIMB THE
CLIFFS OF OILRABIA.

278
00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:06,082
THAT'S WHY I'LL ATTACK BY SEA.

279
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,624
HA HA HA HA.

280
00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:11,624
YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T STAND IT.

281
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:14,582
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?

282
00:15:14,583 --> 00:15:18,582
GUESS YOU'LL WAIT FOR RAIN?
HA HA HA.

283
00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:22,499
OH, NO. I'LL BRING MY OWN.

284
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:26,957
I'M GOING TO TURN THE
DESERT INTO AN OCEAN.

285
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,208
YEAH, RIGHT!

286
00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:34,708
THIS GUY'S BAD NEWS AT A PICNIC.

287
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:40,833
COME ON, D.W.
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.

288
00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,707
AHA! I HAVE IT!

289
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:48,124
I'LL USE MY MENTAL POWERS

290
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,415
TAUGHT ME BY TIBETAN YOGIS.

291
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,457
WHEN THE GUARD RETURNS,

292
00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:56,708
I'LL MESMERIZE HIM,
MAKING HIM MY SLAVE.

293
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,291
THEN AGAIN,
I COULD USE LIGHTNING.

294
00:16:13,083 --> 00:16:15,290
TIME TO TRUST THE BASICS.

295
00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:17,415
SHOULDN'T THE HERO LEAD?

296
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:21,290
YOU MAY BE THE HERO
ON THIS MISSION,

297
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,207
BUT THERE IS ONLY
ONE DARKWING DUCK!

298
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:28,249
I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

299
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:32,624
I AM THE LITTLE MOUSE
THAT EATS YOUR CHEESE.

300
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,707
I AM DARKWING...

301
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:36,999
DUCK.

302
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,415
HA HA. HA HA.

303
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,708
GANGWAY!

304
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:47,749
GOING SOMEWHERE?

305
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,332
STAND BACK, BEAKY,

306
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:53,207
OR I'LL SIZZLELIZE YOU
WITH A LIGHTNING BOLT.

307
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,250
HOW DOES THIS WORK?

308
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:59,000
AAH!

309
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:07,332
YOU IDIOT!

310
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,416
YOU'LL JAM IT!

311
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:27,165
GET TO THE SHIPS!

312
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:30,166
THE CAVE'S GONNA FLOOD!

313
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,750
FLASH FLOOD!

314
00:17:44,625 --> 00:17:46,583
SOMEBODY FIX THIS THING!

315
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:55,250
AH.

316
00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:56,749
OH, NO!

317
00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,707
DARKWING DUCK IS
GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!

318
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:02,415
I'M GONNA... GONNA...

319
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,083
EGG MAN!

320
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,833
YES, SIR.

321
00:18:08,125 --> 00:18:09,207
AH.

322
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,707
THANKS, PAL. YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

323
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:13,624
SET COURSE FOR OILRABIA.

324
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,249
YETH, THIR.

325
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,749
I CAN STILL TAKE OILRABIA.

326
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:23,707
BETWEEN THE FIREPOWER OF MY
BATTLE CRUISER AND THIS BABY,

327
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:27,707
THE CITY WILL THROW
OUT THE RED CARPET.

328
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:30,707
DARKWING DODO IS
SOMEWHERE OUT THERE,

329
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:34,707
HAVING DINNER WITH DAVY JONES.
HA HA HA.

330
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,582
HEY, YOU, SURF'S UP, D.W. DUDE.

331
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,874
LAUNCHPAD, YOU SAVED MY LIFE!

332
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,457
HEY, HEROES ARE
ALWAYS SAVING LIVES.

333
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,290
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
SAVE THAT THANK YOU.

334
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,083
THERE'S NO PLACE TO LAND!

335
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:53,583
YEOW! WHOA!

336
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,166
[EXPLOSION]

337
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,749
ONE SHOULD ALWAYS
BRING A PRESENT

338
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,999
WHEN ARRIVING UNANNOUNCED,

339
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:14,291
AND I GOT A DOOZIE
FOR THE PRINCESS.

340
00:19:17,583 --> 00:19:21,290
COME ON.
WE MUST SAVE THE PRINCESS.

341
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:22,250
HELP!

342
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:24,165
[COUGHING]

343
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,957
WE'RE COMING, PRINCESS!

344
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,999
HELP!

345
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,750
HANG ON!

346
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:35,708
YOU ARE BOTH MY HEROES.

347
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,375
EVEN YOU, MY FUNNY ONE.

348
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,458
AAH!

349
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,165
OW!

350
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:54,957
WE'VE GOT TO FIND A
BETTER WAY TO STOP.

351
00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,874
YO, PRINCESS,
HAND OVER YOUR OIL,

352
00:19:57,875 --> 00:20:00,415
OR YOUR PEOPLE ARE HISTORY.

353
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:03,165
YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.

354
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,165
WHATEVER SHOULD I DO?

355
00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:07,374
I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

356
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,582
IF IT'S OIL STEELBEAK WANTS,

357
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,999
HE'LL GET IT.

358
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,290
WHAT? MY PEOPLES' OIL?
ARE YOU CRAZY?

359
00:20:14,291 --> 00:20:17,290
A LITTLE MANIC-DEPRESSIVE
ON WEEKENDS,

360
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:19,832
BUT SANE ENOUGH TO KNOW

361
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,707
HEROES LIKE US CAN OVERCOME
THE LIKES OF F.O.W.L.

362
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,165
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

363
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:26,708
HE CALLED ME A HERO!

364
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:37,874
BEING A SLAVE TO A
SCHEDULE CAUSES STRESS.

365
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:41,750
ALL RIGHT, PRINCESS, TIME TO...

366
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:44,582
WHAT'S GOING ON?

367
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,707
HEY!

368
00:20:46,708 --> 00:20:49,499
WHAT IS HAPPENING?

369
00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:51,332
YOU WANTED OIL?

370
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,583
LET HER RIP, PRINCESS.

371
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,582
HEY,

372
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:05,124
I'M THE WEATHER
WIZARD AROUND HERE!

373
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,165
I'LL GIVE THAT TOWN

374
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:11,708
A ZAP THAT'LL FRY
THEM LIKE A SAUSAGE.

375
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,291
UH-OH.

376
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:26,583
GEE,
AND ME WITHOUT MARSHMALLOWS.

377
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:30,290
I REALLY HATE THAT GUY.

378
00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:33,708
I REALLY, REALLY HATE HIM.

379
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:38,374
GEE, PRINCESS,

380
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:41,290
I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT GOODBYES.

381
00:21:41,291 --> 00:21:42,582
OR HELLOS, EITHER.

382
00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,582
MY PEOPLE AND I THANK YOU.

383
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:50,582
WITH HEROES LIKE YOU,
THE WORLD IS A SAFER PLACE.

384
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,207
GOODBYE, MY CHAMPION.

385
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:55,165
D.W. HERE IS THE REAL HER...

386
00:21:55,166 --> 00:21:58,707
IS THE LUCKIEST
SIDEKICK IN THE WORLD.

387
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,999
ME AND THE BOSS
HAVE TO BE GOING.

388
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,999
LAUNCHPAD, I UNDERESTIMATED YOU.

389
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,457
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED,

390
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,999
WE'RE COLLEAGUES,

391
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,457
BROTHERS IN ARMS.

392
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,957
YOU MEAN IT?

393
00:22:10,958 --> 00:22:12,457
I SURE DO.

394
00:22:12,458 --> 00:22:15,457
FROM NOW ON, WE'RE 100% EQUALS.

395
00:22:15,458 --> 00:22:17,457
NOW, GET THE BAGS.

396
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:19,500
YOU GOT IT, BOSS.