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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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YOU WILL HAND OVER YOUR
DILITHIUM-4 CRYSTALS IMMEDIATELY,

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OR WE WILL VAPORIZE THIS
ENTIRE SECTOR OF THE GALAXY.

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HIT THEM WITH THE STUN BEAMS!

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[BOINK]

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CUT! PRINT!

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[CHORTLING]

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THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR CRIME,

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ONE GIANT LEAP FOR
THE CRIMINAL MIND.

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THE DIAMOND DUCK OF ST. CANARD,

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THE CITY'S SYMBOL.

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THIS DEMANDS A CLOSE-UP.

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SOMEDAY THE FILMS OF MY CRIMES

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WILL BE WORTH MORE
THAN WHAT I STEAL.

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UNTIL THEN,
THESE KEEP ME IN POPCORN.

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[DEVILISH LAUGHTER]

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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IT'S THAT INFERNAL DUCK.

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QUICKLY! EXIT, STAGE RIGHT!

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I AM THE FEATHERY PHANTOM

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THAT HAUNTS YOUR NIGHTMARES.

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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IMPOSSIBLE!

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HE'S EVERYWHERE!

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RUN!

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IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE...

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WITH SOME HELP.

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LAUNCHPAD, TUSKERNINNI'S MINE.

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<i>YOU HEAD OFF HIS GANG.</i>

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SURE THING, D.W.

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[SCREECH]

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SOMETHING'S HAPPENING
ON CITY HALL.

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CRANK UP THE CAMERA.

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AW, DON'T GO, TUSKERNINNI.

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I HAVE AN ITCH TO TALK TO YOU.

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HA! A MISFIRE.

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OOH! OOH! OOH!

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THIS GUY'S INCREDIBLE.

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I THOUGHT HE WAS
AFTER PUBLICITY.

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LET ME SEE...

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HOW WOULD D.W. DO THIS?

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UH, SURRENDER,
YOU EVIL-DOING BAD GUYS

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OR FACE THE DOOM
OF DARKWING DUCK.

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YOUR CRIMINAL CAREER IS
FINISHED, TUSKERNINNI.

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I BELIEVE MY PUBLIC
DEMANDS A CURTAIN CALL.

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YEEOW!

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HE COULD BE KILLED!

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A POSSIBLE PRIME-TIME SPECIAL!

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I SHOULD HAVE SKIPPED
THAT EXTRA DOUGHNUT.

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WHY, WHAT'S THIS...

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SOMEONE AUDITIONING FOR
MY SCIENCE-FICTION EPIC?

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I HAVE THE PART FOR YOU...

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A FALLING STAR.

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YEEOW!

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AAH!

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POOR DARKWING.

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PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW.

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DON'T LOSE ANY SLEEP OVER
IT, TOOTHY.

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I WANT THAT DIAMOND!

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THE STAGE IS TOO CROWDED.

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WE'LL WAIT FOR ACT TWO.

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DID YOU GET THAT ALL ON TAPE?

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RELAX, GLAMOURPUSS.

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YOU'RE TALKING TO
A PROFESSIONAL.

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THANK YOU!

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WAIT A MINUTE... THERE'S MORE.

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WE BLEW IT, LAUNCHPAD.

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I WAS ALREADY READING
THE HEADLINES...

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"DARKWING DUCK NABS
NEFARIOUS FLEEING FELON."

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NOT THAT FAME MEANS ANYTHING TO
ME, OF COURSE.

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GEE, I'M AWFUL SORRY, D.W.

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THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.

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DON'T WORRY, PAL.
NOBODY EXPECTS YOU TO BE DARKWING DUCK.

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AT LEAST WE STOPPED THAT
HAMBONE TUSKERNINNI.

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DARKWING DUCK SURVEYS THE CITY,

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<i>HIS</i> CITY.

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THE PLANS OF ANOTHER
VILLAIN CRUMBLE.

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THE SOLID CITIZENS OF ST. CANARD

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CAN GO TO BED,

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CERTAIN THEIR CITY IS SAFE.

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NO WAY!

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I'M NOT EVEN TIRED.

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IF YOU WANT ME,
YOU'VE GOT TO TACKLE ME.

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HAVE IT YOUR WAY,

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BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BED.

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OH, BOY!
JUST IN TIME FOR <i>PELICAN'S ISLAND.</i>

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<i>FLIPPER!
AN APE TOOK BARBARA ANN!</i>

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<i>OH, COME ON, LITTLE BUDDY.</i>

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<i>NO, HONEST, FLIPPER.</i>

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<i>THIS GREAT BIG APE WITH FANGS,</i>

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<i>ALL HAIRY AND SMELLY.</i>

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<i>WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM
WITH THIS BULLETIN.</i>

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<i>A ROBBERY WAS FOILED
BY THAT MASKED AVENGER,</i>

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<i>DARKWING DUCK.</i>

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HEY! THAT'S ME!

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<i>IN THIS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE,</i>

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<i>THE INTREPID HERO BATTLES
THAT THESPIAN THIEF.</i>

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<i>TUSKERNINNI.</i>

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GO GET HIM, DARKWING!

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<i>WITH THIS DEATH-DEFYING
MANEUVER.</i>

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<i>HE RETRIEVED THE DIAMOND DUCK OF ST.
CANARD.</i>

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<i>A HEROIC DEED.</i>

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MAJOR-LEAGUE IMPRESSIVE, DAD.

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YES! YES!

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I ONLY DESERVE IT.

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<i>CHANNEL 3 EXCITEMENT NEWS
HAS EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE.</i>

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<i>WHICH REVEALS THE SECRET
IDENTITY OF DARKWING DUCK.</i>

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WHAT? YOU CAN'T! I'LL BE RUINED!

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<i>AS YOU SEE,
DARKWING DUCK IS REALLY...</i>

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<i>LAUNCHPAD McQUACK.</i>

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WHEW! THEY GOT IT WRONG.

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HEY! THEY GOT IT WRONG!

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WHY DIDN'T YOU FILM <i>ME?</i>

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I'M DARKWING DUCK!

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ME! ME! NOT HIM!

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THEY GOT MY GOOD SIDE.

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L.P, YOU HAVEN'T GOT ONE.

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YOU'RE NOT DARKWING DUCK...
I AM.

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DON'T GET SORE.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

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SORRY, LAUNCHPAD. YOU'RE RIGHT.

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MY SECRET'S SAFE.

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BESIDES, NOBODY WATCHES
RERUNS OF <i>PELICAN'S ISLAND.</i>

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WHY DID YOU KEEP IT
SECRET FROM YOUR PAL HERB?

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EXCEPT OUR DEAR NEIGHBORS
THE MUDDLEFOOTS.

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OH, I LOVE THAT COSTUME.

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ISN'T PEACH MORE YOUR COLOR?

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THAT DOES IT!

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I'M SETTING THINGS RIGHT!

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DAD, YOU CAN'T!

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OH, RIGHT.

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IT'S NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL.

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SO, HE'S A HERO.

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IT WILL PASS.

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I'LL MAKE YOU FAMOUS.

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SIGN WITH ME!

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I'M FROM DISNEY!

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YOU GOT IT WRONG.
I'M NOT DARKWING DUCK.

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SECRET IDENTITIES STINK.

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COFFEE! COFFEE!

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[SPLASH]

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[SLURP]

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[GULP]

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HERE'S THE HOME

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OF THAT DEBONAIR DEFENDER OF ST.
CANARD, DARKWING DUCK,

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ALSO KNOWN AS LAUNCHPAD McQUACK.

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DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT A LAUNCHPAD
McQUACK BUMPER STICKER.

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GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE
HOT, BABE.

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ALL OF YOU OUT!

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GET YOUR JUNK OFF MY PROPERTY!

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OUT! OUT! OUT!

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MY OWN DAUGHTER BETRAYS ME?

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AND YOU. <i>ET TU,</i> HONKER?

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BUT DAD, I ONLY DID THIS TO, UM,

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HELP YOU KEEP YOUR SECRET.

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DOES IT SAY "STUPID" ON MY BEAK?

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THANKS FOR LETTING
ME OPEN THE MALL,

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BUT I DON'T DESERVE IT.

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I'M NOT DARKWING DUCK.

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OH! SO BRAVE AND YET SO MODEST.

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[SNIP]

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I'LL PUT AN END
TO THIS NONSENSE.

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I'LL BE HEROIC ELSEWHERE.

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THAT WILL PROVE LAUNCHPAD'S
NOT DARKWING DUCK.

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I JUST NEED...

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AHA!

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IT'S OUR HOUSE, DUDE.
WE FORGOT OUR KEYS.

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OUR MOTHER'S ASLEEP.

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YEAH, RIGHT.

196
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BOYS?

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JUST MAKING SURE

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THE LITTLE NIPPERS ARE ALL
TUCKED IN FOR THE NIGHT.

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SORRY, DIRTBAGS.
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE TO HEIST.

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THOUGHT I WAS AT THE MALL?

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YOU GUESSED WRONG,

202
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BECAUSE I'M THE
REAL DARKWING DUCK.

203
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O.K., TINY,
GRAB SOME SKY OR SUCK GAS.

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JUST MOVING MEN, EH?

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WELL, CARRY ON, CITIZENS.

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MY MISTAKE.

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THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

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GREAT. SUDDENLY THE CITY
IS UTTERLY DEVOID OF CRIME.

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HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

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NO MISTAKE THIS TIME.

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THIS IS A JOB FOR DARKWING DUCK!

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SO, THOUGHT NO ONE
WOULD NOTICE YOUR CRIME,

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EH, SCUM?

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THIS IS MY CITY,

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AND NO CRIME GOES UNPUNISHED.

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LITTERBUG!

217
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BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

218
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I'M THE REAL DARKWING DUCK!

219
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OH, SURE YOU ARE.

220
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WE BELIEVE YOU.

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SO DARKWING DUCK HAS
FINALLY SLIPPED UP.

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HOW FOOLISH TO GIVE AWAY
ONE'S SECRET IDENTITY.

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A SERIOUS MISCUE.

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WELL, HE SHOULD BE
EASY ENOUGH TO FIND.

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PHONE BOOK.

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HMM, LET'S SEE.

227
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YES! YES! HERE IT IS!

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LAUNCHPAD McQUACK.

229
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]

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McQUACK PRODUCTIONS.

231
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TALK TO ME, BABE.

232
00:11:10,458 --> 00:11:14,332
YES. IS THIS THE HOME
OF LAUNCHPAD McQUACK,

233
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ALSO KNOWN AS DARKWING DUCK?

234
00:11:16,625 --> 00:11:18,999
YES. WHO WANTS TO KNOW?

235
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MAKE IT SNAPPY.
WE'RE BOOKED SOLID.

236
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LET'S SAY IT'S AN OLD FRIEND

237
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WHO'S PLANNING A SURPRISE VISIT.

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NO NEED TO BOTHER HIM.

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TA-TA.

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TIME FOR A NEW SCRIPT.

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THIS ONE'S A COMEDY.

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I CALL IT <i>THE DESTRUCTION
OF DARKWING DUCK.</i>

243
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THE PERFECT COSTUME...

244
00:11:50,583 --> 00:11:54,124
AN AIR ACE TO COMBAT AN AIRHEAD.

245
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:57,124
IS THE BOMB READY?

246
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:58,707
EXCELLENT.

247
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,582
JELLY DOUGHNUT.

248
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:03,583
THANK YOU.

249
00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:08,458
HERE IS THE ADDRESS.

250
00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:11,457
539 AVIAN WAY.

251
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:14,207
NOW MAKE AIRPLANE NOISES.

252
00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,708
[AIRPLANE NOISES]

253
00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:21,874
IT'S ABOUT TIME.

254
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,249
CAN WE GO HOME NOW?

255
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:28,124
CAN'T SAY NO TO
THE BOYS IN BLUE.

256
00:12:28,125 --> 00:12:30,957
YEAH, DAD.
IT'S GOOD PUBLIC RELATIONS.

257
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:34,832
THAT WAS $24.50 FOR THE 8 x 10s,

258
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:38,500
AND $12.00 FOR THE WALLET-SIZE.

259
00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:45,749
I, THE GREAT WALRUS PEPPER,

260
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PILOT <i>EXTRAORDINAIRE,</i>

261
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WILL NOT REST UNTIL
THE SCARLET BARON

262
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CRASHES IN FLAMES.

263
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:53,874
CUT! PRINT IT!

264
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:57,458
ANY SIGN OF DARKWING
DUCK'S HOUSE?

265
00:13:03,708 --> 00:13:04,708
EXCELLENT!

266
00:13:04,709 --> 00:13:06,874
LIGHTS, CAMERA...

267
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,875
ACTION!

268
00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:13,832
GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR
BUNS, HONEYBUNCH.

269
00:13:13,833 --> 00:13:16,249
I'LL TOAST IT FOR YOU.

270
00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:19,290
I THINK THE CHARCOAL'S TOO HOT.

271
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:21,750
[BOMB TICKING]

272
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:23,750
[CRASH]

273
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,374
YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

274
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:27,583
[KABOOM]

275
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:34,416
DID YOU PUT TIN FOIL
IN THE MICROWAVE AGAIN?

276
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:41,582
HUH! THAT EXPLAINS IT.

277
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:47,000
HERB AND CHARCOAL STARTER
ARE A DANGEROUS MIX.

278
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,999
YOU FOOLS BOMBED
THE WRONG HOUSE!

279
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IDIOTS! AMATEURS!

280
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EXTRAS!

281
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:57,874
CHILDREN?

282
00:13:57,875 --> 00:13:59,290
YES, CHILDREN.

283
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,707
THE WEAK LINK IN
THE DARKWING ARMOR.

284
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,415
TIME FOR A COSTUME CHANGE..

285
00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:09,332
BUT I CAN'T BE DARKWING DUCK...
THAT'S YOU.

286
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:10,749
NOT ANYMORE.

287
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:14,249
I'LL COME UP WITH
A NEW IDENTITY,

288
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,832
A BETTER IDENTITY.

289
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,958
THE MIDNIGHT MALLARD.

290
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,333
NAH!

291
00:14:20,334 --> 00:14:22,624
I'LL CALL THAT NEWS GUY

292
00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:26,250
AND TELL HIM I'M NOT DARKWING.

293
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:30,375
THE MYSTERIOUS SNICKERSNACK!

294
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,332
THAT WON'T WORK.

295
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:37,332
I TELL EVERYBODY THAT.
THEY THINK I'M MODEST.

296
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,874
IMPRESSES LADIES, THOUGH.

297
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:41,415
DOUBLE-O DUCK.

298
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:43,415
POND. JAMES POND.

299
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,415
REGISTERED TO THRILL.

300
00:14:45,416 --> 00:14:46,957
I DON'T KNOW...

301
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,125
SEEMS KIND OF SILLY.

302
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,708
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

303
00:14:53,291 --> 00:14:55,957
HOW DO YOU DO?

304
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,957
I'M STEPHEN SPECTACLE,
THE GREAT DIRECTOR.

305
00:14:58,958 --> 00:15:02,374
YOU WANT TO MAKE A MOVIE
ABOUT DARKWING DUCK?

306
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:03,874
TAKE A NUMBER.

307
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:05,499
LET ME EXPLAIN.

308
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,499
THIS FILM WILL BE ABOUT, UH...

309
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,500
YES,

310
00:15:09,501 --> 00:15:11,999
ABOUT PEOPLE AROUND
DARKWING DUCK.

311
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,499
THE FAMILY BEHIND
HIM, SO TO SPEAK.

312
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,874
WE'LL BE MOVIE STARS, HONKER!

313
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,457
I'LL TELL DAD!

314
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:22,958
DON'T BOTHER HIM WITH DETAILS.

315
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,957
LET'S MOVE IT, BOYS!

316
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:30,957
TIME TO CHANGE REELS.

317
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,833
[CHORTLING]

318
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,332
BREAK OUT THE KLIEG LIGHTS!

319
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:43,374
CALL MY AGENT! I'M TOO GOOD!

320
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,582
TOSS HIM IN, CECIL.

321
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,874
QUIT PLAYING.
BRING THAT GIRL HERE.

322
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,999
YOU GUYS ARE HISTORY!

323
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,582
DARKWING DUCK WILL RESCUE US.

324
00:15:54,583 --> 00:15:56,957
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE COUNTING ON.

325
00:15:56,958 --> 00:16:00,415
SOON THE DIAMOND
DUCK WILL BE MINE.

326
00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:06,415
AND DARKWING DUCK WILL BE
NOTHING BUT A NEWSREEL MEMORY.

327
00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:08,874
PRESENTING...

328
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:12,082
THE SCARLET BAFFLEQUACK!

329
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,500
WHOA!

330
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,457
HEY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

331
00:16:18,458 --> 00:16:20,290
HERB AND BINKIE CALLED.

332
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,207
TIME FOR HONKER'S DINNER.

333
00:16:22,208 --> 00:16:25,124
I'M AFRAID HE'S
GOING TO BE LATE.

334
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:26,457
A POPCORN BUCKET?

335
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,749
YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME SOME?

336
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:31,124
A KIDNAPPER'S NOTE
FROM TUSKERNINNI.

337
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,957
HE HAS THE KIDS.

338
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:36,707
"IF YOU WANT TO SEE
THE BRATS ALIVE,

339
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:41,082
BRING THE DIAMOND DUCK TO THE
MULTIPLEX THEATER TONIGHT."

340
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,582
HE'S LURING YOU
INTO A DEATHTRAP.

341
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,499
ME? I DON'T NEED A DEATHTRAP.

342
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,874
IT COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

343
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,957
EVERYONE THINKS YOU'RE DARKWING.

344
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:54,082
WHEW!
YOUR JOB SURE HAS DRAWBACKS.

345
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:58,999
BUT THIS IS A JOB FOR
THE REAL DARKWING DUCK.

346
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,708
BOTH OF THEM!

347
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:12,582
I AM THE TENOR THAT
SINGS IN THE NIGHT.

348
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,582
I AM THE, UH,

349
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:20,208
ROAD SALT THAT ROTS THE
UNDERSIDE OF YOUR CAR.

350
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:21,957
ALL RIGHT,

351
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,999
WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

352
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,999
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

353
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,250
[BONK]

354
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:31,458
I LIED.

355
00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:36,582
HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME?

356
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:37,707
LIGHTS!

357
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,499
YOU THOUGHT THIS GLASS
DUCK WOULD DECEIVE ME?

358
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:45,624
AT LEAST I SHALL SEE YOU FRY.

359
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:50,457
IT'S THE LAST REEL OF THE FINAL
ACT, DARKWING DUCK.

360
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:53,249
PREPARE TO MEET
HOT-BUTTERED DEATH.

361
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:57,707
THAT BUTTER WILL FRICASSEE
THE FEATHERS FROM YOUR HIDES.

362
00:17:57,708 --> 00:18:01,124
NOTHING LIKE A HOT
SHOWER BEFORE RETIRING,

363
00:18:01,125 --> 00:18:02,582
EH, DARKWING?

364
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:06,582
YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
ON A PALE IMITATION.

365
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:10,624
HE'S AS PHONY AS YOUR
BUTTER-FLAVORED SYRUP.

366
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,624
YOU, YOU'RE NOT...

367
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,957
YOU'RE A VENTRILOQUIST.

368
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:18,624
HA HA HA HA HA!

369
00:18:18,625 --> 00:18:24,124
NO. IT'S DEFINITELY
COMING FROM THE THEATER.

370
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:29,208
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

371
00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:33,124
HE MUST BE UP IN THE
PROJECTION BOOTH.

372
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:35,707
MAYBE. OR MAYBE NOT.

373
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:38,124
NO! THIS IS ALL WRONG!

374
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,332
I AM DARKWING DUCK.

375
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,749
DON'T WORRY.

376
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,290
EVERYTHING'S GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN.

377
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,082
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAPTURED.

378
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:51,874
WHILE DARKWING TRASHES THE
CRIMINALS, I FREE YOU.

379
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:56,082
UNFORTUNATELY,
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW.

380
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:58,125
LAUNCHPAD! LAUNCHPAD!

381
00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:02,207
HA! FLASHLIGHTS?

382
00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:06,583
SURELY YOU CAN DO
BETTER THAN THAT.

383
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,207
GET HIM, BOYS!

384
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,707
SHRED HIS REELS!

385
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,749
I GOT IT!

386
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:15,249
WE'LL EAT OUR WAY OUT!

387
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:17,707
COME ON, KIDS. START CHOMPING.

388
00:19:17,708 --> 00:19:19,957
HONKER, THINK.

389
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:23,249
WE HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME.

390
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,457
WE NEED MORE POPCORN.

391
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:27,457
I'M SURROUNDED BY MADMEN.

392
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,457
WE NEED MORE WHAT?

393
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,999
UP THERE.

394
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,333
THE EXTRA POPCORN WILL
ABSORB THE BUTTER.

395
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:37,707
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.

396
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,707
WE NEED MORE POPCORN.

397
00:19:39,708 --> 00:19:41,249
NO THANKS.

398
00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:45,458
I HAVEN'T FINISHED MY FIRSTS.

399
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:53,000
QUIT DALLYING,
AND FINISH HIM OFF.

400
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:08,583
[KABOOM]

401
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:19,125
PTOOEY!

402
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,874
OH, IT'S A DISASTER EPIC!

403
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:24,583
ABANDON FILM! HEAVE AWAY!

404
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,749
COOL!
WE'VE GOT MUNCHIES FOR WEEKS.

405
00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:30,749
BUT WHAT ABOUT TUSKERNINNI?

406
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:33,957
WE'LL ESCAPE TO
FILM ANOTHER DAY.

407
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:37,124
PERHAPS SOMETHING NAUTICAL.
STROKE! STROKE! STROKE!

408
00:20:37,125 --> 00:20:41,000
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT CURTAIN TIME.

409
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:46,582
THERE'S STILL TIME
FOR AN ENCORE.

410
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:48,082
OH, NO!

411
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:51,582
YOU DESERVE THE PUBLICITY THIS
TIME, TUSKERNINNI.

412
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,999
TAKE HIM AWAY, BOYS.

413
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,499
HE'S GOT A COMMAND
PERFORMANCE...

414
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,332
AT THE PENITENTIARY.

415
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,165
ST. CANARD IS SAFE ONCE MORE,

416
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,582
THANKS TO THE HELP
OF MR. McQUACK.

417
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,999
ANYTIME, DARKWING DUCK.

418
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,582
IT'S LAUNCHPAD McQUACK!

419
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,874
BUT I REPORTED YOU
WERE DARKWING DUCK!

420
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,415
MY NETWORK SPECIAL!

421
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:15,707
I'LL LOOK LIKE A FOOL!

422
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,165
I AM NOT DARKWING DUCK.

423
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,624
<i>I WAS JUST HELPING OUT.</i>

424
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:22,457
<i>HE'S THE REAL HERO.</i>

425
00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:25,957
<i>IT WAS PART OF HIS HEINOUS PLAN.</i>

426
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,374
THAT'S "INGENIOUS PLAN."

427
00:21:27,375 --> 00:21:28,375
SHH!

428
00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:31,374
<i>AND SO WE ARE LEFT WONDERING...</i>

429
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,874
<i>JUST WHO IS DARKWING DUCK?</i>

430
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,374
<i>BUT WHO CARES?</i>

431
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:38,874
<i>TONIGHT I COVER A REALLY
IMPORTANT SUBJECT...</i>

432
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:41,415
<i>PING-PONG AND WING-DING,</i>

433
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,249
<i>NEW BABY PANDAS AT THE ZOO.</i>

434
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,457
WHAT? PANDAS?

435
00:21:46,458 --> 00:21:47,874
WHAT ABOUT ME?

436
00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:49,249
WHERE'S MY FAME,

437
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,249
MY COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENTS?

438
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:52,957
I'M YESTERDAY'S NEWS,

439
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:54,749
A DISCARDED DUCK.

440
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,290
IMAGINE MY FEELINGS.

441
00:21:56,291 --> 00:22:00,749
I'VE STILL GOT A TRUCKLOAD
OF DARKWING DUCK SHIRTS.

442
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:02,582
DO PANDAS HAVE AGENTS?

443
00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,957
I COULD PRETEND TO BE A PANDA.

444
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,958
WE'LL MAKE A FORTUNE
IN MERCHANDISING.