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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BETTER CALL ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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6 BURGLARS, 9 CAR THIEVES,
21 MUGGERS, 11 KIDNAPPERS,
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FIVE INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS...
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[YAWN]
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AND A VOODOO KING WITH
AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES.
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BOY, FOR SUCH A SLOW NIGHT,
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I'M SURE POOPED.
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[CRUNCH]
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THAT'S THE LAST OF
THE CANDY CORN CHIPS.
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LET'S STOP FOR A BURGER.
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HOW CAN YOU BE HUNGRY?
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YOU'VE BEEN EATING ALL NIGHT.
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YOU BURN CALORIES
THWARTING EVIL.
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FINE. LOVELY.
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TONTO NEVER MADE THE LONE
RANGER STOP FOR BURGERS.
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DID I SEE? WASN'T THERE?
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NAH. BOY, AM I ONE TIRED CHAMPION
OF RIGHTEOUSNESS OR WHAT?
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DON'T SHOOT.
CASH IS IN THE REGISTER.
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DON'T LET THE MASK FOOL YOU.
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I'M DARKWING DUCK,
PROTECTOR OF THE INNOCENT...
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YOU'RE NO ROBBER?
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CORRECT. I'M NOT A ROBBER.
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YOU'RE SOME MASKED WEIRDO?
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CORRECT.
I'M JUST SOME MASKED WEIRDO. HEY!
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YOU GOING TO ORDER?
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TWO CHEESE-FOOD-PRODUCT
BURGERS WITH FRIES,
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HIPPO SHAKE, AND AN APPLE-FLAVORED
PIE SUBSTITUTE. D.W.?
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A NEW SIDEKICK, PERHAPS?
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THAT'S $6.92.
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THANK YOU AND HAVE
A PLEASANT EVENING.
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GET THIS, D.W.
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MY HANDS ARE FULL.
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DON'T WANT TO SPILL ARTIFICIAL
ADDITIVES ON MY LUCKY SCARF.
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[SLURP]
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OOH, TASTY.
COULD I HAVE ANOTHER...
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BURGER TO GO?
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TALK ABOUT FAST FOOD.
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FINALLY, OUR BLEARY-EYED BASTION
OF BRAVERY AND BRAVADO HEADS HOME
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TO HIS WARM BED, SOFT
PILLOW, BLUE BLANKEY, AND...
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OH, NO!
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WHERE? WHAT IS IT? MURDER?
FIRE? INVADERS?
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I LEFT MY SCARF AT
HAMBURGER HIPPO'S.
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A CRISIS OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
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WOW! BUSINESS MUST BE BAD.
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LOOKS LIKE THEY MOVED.
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
IT'S A CRIME.
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YEAH.
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PLACE.
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?
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I NEED A NEW SCARF?
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SOMETHING BOTHERING
YOU, CITIZEN?
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IT... THEY HAD... I...
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PERHAPS IF YOU BEGIN
AT THE BEGINNING?
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I HEARD A NOISE OUT BACK.
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WHEN I TURNED,
THE PLACE WAS GONE.
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JUST LIKE THAT. POOF!
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DID YOU SEE WHO DID THIS?
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NO ONE. NOTHING. NO ONE!
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PUT YOUR WORRIES
IN THE DEEP FRYER.
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I'LL SOLVE THIS BURGER BURGLARY.
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WITH THE MIDNIGHT
MALLARD ON THE CASE,
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NO DETAIL WILL BE OVERLOOKED.
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LET'S SEE.
WHOEVER HEISTED THE HIPPO
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MUST BE VERY SHREWD.
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THEY LEFT NOTHING.
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IF ONLY I COULD FIND A CLUE!
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IF ONLY I COULD FIND MY BURGER.
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HOW CAN I WORK WHEN I'M HUNGRY?
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MAYBE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING
RIGHT UNDER... OUR NOSES.
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MY BURGER! GEE, LOOKS RARE.
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DON'T BE A BOOBY.
IT'S JUST ANTS.
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THEY'RE STEALING MY BURGER.
GOTCHA!
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HEY! LET GO!
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IT'S MINE!
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DON'T FEEL SO BAD, L.P.
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ANTS CAN LIFT 10
TIMES THEIR WEIGHT.
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ANYBODY CAN LIFT 10
TIMES AN ANT'S WEIGHT.
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RIGHT. THERE'S NOTHING
MORE TO BE LEARNED HERE.
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WE CAN LEARN WHERE
THEY'RE TAKING MY BURGER.
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MUST YOU GET OBSESSED WITH
IRRELEVANT TRIVIALITIES?
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COME.
DARKWING DUCK MUST DISAPPEAR...
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[YAWNS] WITH THE DAWN.
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
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LEAD DARKWING DUCK TO ME?
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I INVENTED THIS HEADGEAR
SO I COULD COMMUNICATE,
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BUT DO YOU LISTEN?
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ALL YOU DO IS MARCH.
MARCH! MARCH!
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YES, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR BURGER!
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YIPPEE! HOORAY!
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ONTO THE TRUCK! DOUBLE TIME!
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I HOPE THAT DARKWING DUCKY
DOESN'T FIND OUR TRAIL
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'CAUSE WE'VE GOT SHOPPING TO DO.
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OHH, HOW CAN I CHOOSE?
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I'M LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE.
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I'LL TAKE THEM ALL.
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[SCREECH]
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OHH!
IT'S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
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WHAT A COLLECTION I'LL HAVE.
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HURRY! IT'LL BE LIGHT SOON,
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AND WE'VE GOT TO
GET OUR TOYS HOME.
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AAH! OHH! AAH!
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[SNICKERING]
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[COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO]
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[SNORES]
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FORE!
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AN EASY 6-IRON,
WOULDN'T YOU SAY, HONKER?
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HAVE I TOLD YOU THE STORY
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OF THE GIRL, THE GOLF
CLUB, AND THE FIRING SQUAD?
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I JUST WANT SOME SLEEP.
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[SNORES]
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DID YOU FORGET?
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I NEVER FORGET...
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BUT, OUT OF CURIOSITY,
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WHICH OF THE THINGS I HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU TAKING US TO GOONY GOLF.
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I WAS AFRAID IT WAS THAT ONE.
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GOSALYN...
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YOU'RE NOT WEASELING
OUT, ARE YOU?
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ACTUALLY, YES.
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FINE.
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I'M SO TIRED.
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NO, IT'S FINE.
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WE'LL PLAY INSIDE TODAY.
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SOMETIMES BEING A PARENT
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MAKES CRIMEFIGHTING SEEM EASY.
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GOSALYN!
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HONKER, WE'RE GOING.
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YIPPEE!
GOONY GOLF, HERE WE COME!
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HEY, D.W., LOOK AT THIS STUFF.
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THAT LOOKS LIKE THE ST.
CANARD TRADE CENTER DOWNTOWN.
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[YAWNS]
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NOTHING BUT SOME CHEAP
PAPIER-MACHE MODELS.
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YAAG!
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UH, GREETINGS, GOONY GOLFERS!
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ADMISSION FOR TWO ADULTS
AND TWO TINY TERRORISTS.
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AND A HOT DOG. I'M HUNGRY.
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HEY! MORE ANTS.
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Give me that!
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UH, HAPPY GOLFING.
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PFFT!
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[BOING]
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PFFT!
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[YAWNS]
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PFFT!
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PFFT!
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[YAWNS]
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WHAT A DUMB PLACE
TO PUT A WATER MAIN.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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THIS ISN'T BRAIN
SURGERY, HONKER.
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HIT THE BALL.
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THE HOLE'S IN THE
OPPOSITE DIR...
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NICE SHOT, HONKER.
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THANK YOU, MR. MALLARD.
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YOU LOOK TIRED, D.W.
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TAKE A NAP WHILE I SHOW
THEM HOW PROS PUTT.
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NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT...
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THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
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[CRASH]
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[SNORES]
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HAMBURGER HIPPO?
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LAUNCHPAD'S SCARF.
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EITHER I'M DREAMING,
OR THIS A JOB FOR...
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WILLIAM DRAKESPEARE!
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OHH. WRONG COSTUME.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR POETRY.
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IT'S TIME FOR DARKWING DUCK!
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ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S THE JOKER WITH THE FLASHBULB?
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WE OUGHT TO MOW THE
GRASS AROUND HERE.
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WHERE'S LAUNCHPAD?
I MIGHT NEED HELP.
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MUST BE THE JUMBO ECONOMY SIZE.
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WOW! THESE MINIATURE GOLF
THINGS LOOK ALMOST REAL.
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RRRARR!
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OK, FINE.
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I'M... DREAMING.
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YES, THAT'S IT. I'M DREAMING.
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TO PROVE THIS,
I'LL PINCH MYSELF.
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OUCH!
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RRRARR!
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RRRARR!
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NICE SNAIL. PRETTY SNAIL.
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I'M SURROUNDED BY GIANT ANTS,
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BUT THAT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
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AFTER ALL, I'M THE TERROR
THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM...
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THE SMALLEST,
WEAKEST THING IN THE WHOLE PLACE,
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AND I'M ALSO... OUTTA HERE!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I CAN'T PANIC.
I'M DARKWING DUCK.
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SO WHAT IF I'M IN A LAND OF...
GIANTS.
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YIKE!
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[GASPS]
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GOSALYN!
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DOWN HERE! IT'S ME! DARKWING!
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WHEW! WHAT A RELIEF.
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IF THAT'S GOSALYN,
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I CAN'T BE IN A LAND OF GIANTS.
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I'VE PROBABLY BEEN
SHRUNK TO A BUG'S SIZE.
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BLECCHH!
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THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE FROM ME?
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I WASN'T. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT'S A NICE BALL
DOING IN THIS PLACE?
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HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING, L.P.?
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DOWN HERE! HELLO!
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[SQUEAKING]
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WHOA! HOLD ON! STOP! STOP!
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WHOA! AAH!
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HO HO! GOOD ONE.
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OH, NO!
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DEXTEROUS DO-GOODER
DARKWING DUCK
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DIPS AND DODGES,
DEFTLY DEFYING DISASTER.
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[CRASH]
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PUT HER OVER THERE, LITTLE ONES.
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THAT'S IT. EXCELLENT!
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SOON, ALL OF ST.
CANARD WILL BE PART OF GOONY GOLF.
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HUH?
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[SQUEAKING]
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YOU LOST HIM?
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AHA! MUSTARD.
245
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:18,124
YOU STOPPED FOR
LUNCH, DIDN'T YOU?
246
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:20,207
[SQUEAKING]
247
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,707
I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO YELL.
248
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,290
NOW, HERE'S A LITTLE TREAT.
249
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:29,874
MAYBE THEY'LL HELP
RUN DOWN OUR VISITOR.
250
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,999
YAY! YAY! YAY!
251
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,582
NOW, DRIVE CAREFULLY.
252
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,333
[REVVING ENGINES]
253
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,749
GOOD THING THIS COSTUME
IS WASH-AND-WEAR.
254
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:47,707
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO
REACH LAUNCHPAD,
255
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,707
BUT THE SLIGHTEST MISCALCULATION
256
00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,165
COULD SPELL DOOM.
257
00:13:51,166 --> 00:13:54,750
HEH HEH! MY KIND OF ODDS.
258
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,249
RIGHT ON TARGET.
259
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,583
[BUZZ BUZZ]
260
00:14:08,750 --> 00:14:10,999
LOT OF BUGS TODAY.
261
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,583
YII!
262
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:20,374
HA!
SAVED BY MY CATLIKE REFLEXES.
263
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,375
[RIP]
264
00:14:21,376 --> 00:14:22,874
WHOOPS!
265
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,624
THAT DOES IT.
266
00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:27,874
NO MORE POLYESTER
CAPES FOR THIS DUCK.
267
00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:28,875
[ZOOM ZOOM]
268
00:14:28,876 --> 00:14:31,707
WHAT... AAH! BUGS IN BUGGIES!
269
00:14:31,708 --> 00:14:35,625
SUCK GAS, EVIL-DOERS.
270
00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,249
[CRASH]
271
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:42,624
YOU SEE?
SIZE ISN'T WHAT'S IMPORTANT.
272
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,625
IT'S BEING OUTNUMBERED.
273
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:59,374
TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS
DARKWING DRIVING.
274
00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:00,582
YEE-HAA!
275
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:04,250
OK, YOU ANTS, EAT MY DUST.
276
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,500
SO, THE BUG WANTS
TO PLAY CHICKEN?
277
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:27,000
THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO TANGLE
WITH THE MASKED MALLARD.
278
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:44,708
I AM HOME FREE... EEEE!
279
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YAAA!
280
00:15:57,375 --> 00:15:59,957
THAT'S IT. I'M DOOMED...
281
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:03,082
DOOMED TO AN
ETERNITY OF TININESS.
282
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:06,082
THEY SHOULD CALL ME DARKWING DOT
283
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:08,124
OR DARKWING DORMOUSE
284
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,625
OR DARKWING SOMETHING SMALL.
285
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,833
HOW DID THEY FIND ME SO FAST?
286
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:34,582
WHOA. I TOLD LAUNCHPAD
ANTS WERE STRONG.
287
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,749
SO THAT'S THE SCHEME!
288
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:39,249
WHY WOULD ANTS WANT MONEY?
289
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,207
GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT.
290
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,333
BINGO.
291
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,999
A MASTER OF DISGUISE IS
NEVER WITHOUT OPTIONS.
292
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,499
HA HA! OH, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
293
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:55,874
RIGHT OVER THERE IN A NICE PILE.
294
00:16:55,875 --> 00:16:57,415
VERY, VERY GOOD.
295
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,957
NOW, STAND BACK.
296
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:01,250
AAH! AAH!
297
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:08,499
OHH! I DO AMAZE MYSELF!
298
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,582
I DO, I DO, I DO!
299
00:17:11,583 --> 00:17:14,499
YOU AMAZE ME, TOO,
DARKWING DUCKY.
300
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,582
FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
301
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,458
HEH HEH. SMALL WORLD, HUH?
302
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,999
LET'S SEE.
I COULD SHRINK YOU OUT OF EXISTENCE,
303
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,874
BUT THAT WOULDN'T
BE SPORTING OR FUN.
304
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,832
SOME FUN. YEOW!
305
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,999
COME BACK HERE,
YOU LITTLE ANT IMPOSTER.
306
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,249
YIKE!
307
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,750
UH-OH!
308
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,874
WHOA! WHOA WHOA!
309
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:48,415
WHAT AM I WORRYING ABOUT
THAT SILLY DUCKY FOR?
310
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:52,624
THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN DO TO HURT ME.
YOUCH!
311
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:55,332
WON'T BREAK PAR THIS TIME.
312
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,832
NO, BUT YOU COULD PROBABLY
313
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,082
BREAK MORE WINDOWS,
RIGHT, HONKER?
314
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:01,165
AAH!
315
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:03,875
EYEW, YUCK.
316
00:18:06,958 --> 00:18:09,832
HOOEE! MUST BE A STINKBUG.
317
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:11,374
LET ME SEE.
318
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,332
HEY, THAT'S NO STINKBUG.
319
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,291
THAT'S...
320
00:18:14,292 --> 00:18:15,332
DARKWING!
321
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,290
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
322
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:18,875
WHAT'S HE SAYING?
323
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,832
I've been shrunk!
324
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:28,290
GEE, D.W.,
I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT.
325
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:31,290
That maniac's shrinking
every bank in town!
326
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,290
We've got to stop him!
327
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:36,000
Let's get dangerous.
328
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:38,124
HA HA HA!
329
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,582
PROFITABLE BUSINESS,
THIS MINIATURE GOLF.
330
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,874
[GASPS]
331
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,999
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BUSTER.
332
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
[STAMMERING]
333
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,707
THE NAME'S LILLIPUT.
334
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:51,374
LILLIPUT?
THAT'S A SILLY NAME, ISN'T IT?
335
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:56,415
SILLY? WELL,
YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS IS SILLY, TOO.
336
00:18:56,416 --> 00:18:58,874
ACTUALLY, THAT'S KIND OF CUTE.
337
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,832
Launchpad! Don't let him...
338
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:05,249
AHH, TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.
I'M THROUGH PLAYING.
339
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,582
YEAH? WELL, I'M PLAYING THROUGH.
340
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:10,999
HEY, NO FAIR FIGHTING BACK.
341
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,457
NOW, I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO SIC MY ANTS ON YOU.
342
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,207
OOH! LIKE, I'M SCARED.
343
00:19:18,208 --> 00:19:20,000
[WHISTLES]
344
00:19:23,416 --> 00:19:25,207
WHOA!
345
00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:29,750
I OUGHT TO GET FREQUENT
FLIER MILES AFTER THIS.
346
00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,750
[COUGHS]
347
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:46,750
STOP IT. IT TICKLES.
OWW! HEY, NO BITING!
348
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:51,707
WITHOUT THIS,
HE CAN'T TALK TO THE ANTS.
349
00:19:51,708 --> 00:19:53,332
THERE YOU ARE!
350
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,165
[BUGLE SOUNDS CHARGE]
351
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:59,958
THESE GUYS WOULD BE
MURDER AT A PICNIC.
352
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,374
TIME TO BUG OUT.
353
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,707
HAVE A NICE FLIGHT.
354
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,958
AAH!
355
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,707
BYE-BYE, DARKWING DUCKY!
356
00:20:13,708 --> 00:20:15,124
NO! NO! NO!
357
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,250
Goodbye!
358
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,124
NO!
359
00:20:22,125 --> 00:20:25,583
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE HISTORY!
360
00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:29,374
KOO-KOO COLA. THAT'S IT!
361
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,500
ACTUALLY, I AM THIRSTY.
362
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:37,374
MY ANTS! MY LITTLE BABIES!
363
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:40,207
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY HELPERS?
364
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,290
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WITH DARKWING?
365
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:46,165
I SHRUNK HIM TO A GERM'S SIZE.
366
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,207
NOW, IT'S YOUR TURN.
367
00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,874
[COUGHS]
368
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:50,999
AH-CHOO!
369
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,249
AH-CHOO!
370
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,124
AH-CHOO!
371
00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:55,624
AH-CHOO!
372
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,000
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
373
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,624
WOW! HOW DOES HE DO THAT?
374
00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:05,707
AH-CHOO!
375
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,957
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
376
00:21:08,958 --> 00:21:13,332
IF HE SHRUNK HIM TO A GERM'S
SIZE, MAYBE HE'S...
377
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,291
A GERM!
378
00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:15,708
[COUGHS]
379
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:21,249
AH-AH-AH...
380
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:24,333
AH-CHOO!
381
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,165
YOU'RE OK!
382
00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,374
I GUESS I AM.
383
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,874
OH, MEET BLOB AND RAY.
384
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,374
THEY'RE GERMS WHO HELPED ME
385
00:21:34,375 --> 00:21:37,332
GIVE THE ANT MAN A COLD.
386
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,332
NOBODY... AHH-AHH-AH-CHOO!
387
00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:43,332
BEATS LILLIPUT THAT EASILY.
388
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,124
AHH-AHH-AH-CHOO!
389
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:47,957
NOBODY EXCEPT... HYAH!
390
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,708
DARKWING DUCK!
391
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,999
AND SO, AFTER ANOTHER
AMAZING, AMUSING...
392
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,499
AND AGONIZING... ADVENTURE,
393
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:59,457
DARKWING DUCK
FINALLY GETS THE REST
394
00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,374
HE SO RICHLY DESERVES.
395
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:06,707
IN FACT,
HE'LL BE GETTING PLENTY OF REST...
396
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:10,707
AND DRINKING LOTS OF LIQUIDS.
397
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:13,708
WELL, HOW WAS I TO
KNOW I'D BE CONTAGIOUS?