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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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[BAA]

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[MOO]

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OH, WOW!

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A METEOR!

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HIYA, HONK.

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I WAS JUST COMING UP

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TO SHARE MY ICE CREAM WITH YA.

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AW, TANK...

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

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WHAT WAS THAT?

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YOU WANTED A DOUBLE SCOOP?

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COMING RIGHT UP.

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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<i>COMING UP ON PELICAN'S ISLAND!</i>

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DAD, I... I SAW...

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ON FIRE...

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AND THEN CRASH...

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FALLING...

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METEOR ON FIRE!

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THIS IS THE ONE WHERE PELICAN
GETS HIS FLIPPERS CAUGHT

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IN THE COMBINE HARVESTER!

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MOM!

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MOM!

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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WOULD MARASCHINO
CHERRIES BE TOO MUCH?

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I... I SAW A METEOR!

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MEATIER?

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YOU WANT MORE MEAT?

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YOU DON'T THINK THIS
IS ENOUGH POT ROAST?

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WHAT? MAKE IT QUICK.

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I'VE GOT IMPORTANT BUSINESS.

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UH... FIREBALL!

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FIREBALL! HOW BLIND I'VE BEEN.

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IF YOU THROW A FIREBALL
WHILE YOU JUMP,

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IT KILLS DART BOY.

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B-BUT METEOR!

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METEOR'S ON THE FIRST LEVEL.
JUMP THAT.

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GOSALYN, I JUST SAW A...

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HOW DO YOU LIKE MY
NEW BURGLAR TRAP?

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I SAW A METEOR
CRASH IN THE HILLS!

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OH!

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VANILLA.

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TANK ON THE WARPATH AGAIN?

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AS ALWAYS.

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STAND UP TO PEOPLE.
SHOW SOME GUTS.

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I'M AFRAID TANK WILL DO
THE SHOWING WITH MY GUTS.

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ALL SET.

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ALIENS!
WE GOT TO CHECK THIS OUT.

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ALIENS?

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BARRADA, REPORT.

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THE GERDIST BOMB CREATED
A MAIN DRIVE MELTDOWN

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WHICH COULD DESTRUCT
AT ANY MINUTE.

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IT AFFECTED ALL SYSTEMS,
INCLUDING COMMUNICATIONS.

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IT APPEARS WE'RE STUCK
ON THIS BACKWATER PLANET.

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THOSE GERDIST REVOLUTIONARIES
ARE AN INSUFFERABLE NUISANCE.

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WHEN WE RETURN,
I'LL ORDER THEM ALL DEBRIMMED!

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CHECK THIS OUT!

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FOUR STOMACHS.

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HOW DARE YOU TAKE A
LARGER HOST THAN I?

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MEGA-PARDON,
PRINCE OF A THOUSAND PLANETS.

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NO INSULT MEANT.

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AHH, MUCH BETTER.

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AW, ONLY ONE?

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WE MUST FIND A
COMMUNICATION CENTER

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TO SUMMON HELP.

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THOSE REVOLUTIONARIES WILL LEARN

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NO ONE OPPOSES THE MIGHTY FLARG!

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I WILL...

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[CLUNK]

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TRY SOME, YOUR WORSHIPFULNESS.

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AN EYESORE WITH A TOUCH OF RUST.

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I EXPECT YOU TO PAY
ATTENTION WHILE I SPEAK.

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BUT I'M HUNGRY, FLARG.

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"BUT I'M HUNGRY, FLARG."

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YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!

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SILENCE!

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[ENGINE WHIRS]

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POWERED FLIGHT.
THIS PLANET MAY NOT BE

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AS BACKWATER AS WE THOUGHT.

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THEN AGAIN...

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DO WE HAVE TO WEAR THESE?

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OF COURSE. THERE'S NOTHING

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PLASMA-SUCKING SPACE MONSTERS

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LOVE MORE THAN A
NICE TENDER BRAIN.

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AW, DON'T WORRY,
LITTLE HONKSTER.

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SHE'S PULLING YOUR LEG.

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THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY
PLASMA-SUCKERS IN THIS QUADRANT

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SINCE CENTAURANS OVERRAN
GALACTIC SECTOR DELTA-Q.

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CENTAURANS OVERRAN
GALACTIC SECTOR DELTA-Q?

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WHY DIDN'T I KNOW?

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YOU'RE TO KEEP ME INFORMED!

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IT'S NOT A METEOR!

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MIGHTY GLORBS!

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LOOK AT THAT ONE'S
CRANIAL CAPACITY!

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WHAT ABOUT ITS STOMACH CAPACITY?

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METALLIC...

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NO SEAMS...

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NO ROCKET BOOSTERS.

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IT MIGHT BE... OH!

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IT HAS TO BE!

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IT'S A REAL SPACESHIP!

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LOOKS LIKE A HATBOX TO ME.

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WE FOUND A REAL SPACESHIP

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WITH MAYBE REAL ALIENS?

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WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!

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AAH!

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THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALIEN.

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NICE HAT.

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OH! WAIT! WHAT ABOUT...

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HONKER!

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ARE YOU O.K.?

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NO BROKEN BONES.

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HEY, NICE HAT.

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TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF MY PERSONAGE!

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HUH?

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HUH?

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OH, I MEAN...

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I'M... I'M FINE.

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[EXPLOSION]

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THERE WON'T BE
ANYTHING LEFT TO SELL.

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OR EAT.

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YOU SAID SOMETHING?

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YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM AS HOSTS

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UNTIL THEY REMOVE THOSE HELMETS.

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WELL, NOT MUCH,
BUT AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING.

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IT'S GETTING LATE.

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TIME TO SKEDADDLE.

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EAT LEAPING FIREBALL, DART BOY.

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HEY, DAD,
ALIENS CRASH-LANDED ON EARTH!

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WE ALMOST GOT THE SPACESHIP, THEN...
KABOOM!

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I SAVED THIS.

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THIS ISN'T FROM OUTER SPACE.

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AND WHO MADE YOU RESIDENT EXPERT

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ON SUBSTANCES OF
NONTERRESTRIAL ORIGIN, HMM?

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WELL, I CERTAINLY KNOW...

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WHEN DID HE BECOME
MR. MOTORMOUTH?

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STUPID HAT, TOO.

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OH, NO! IT'S THE WHIFFLE BOY!

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NO!

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LIKE HE'S NOT GOING TO
SIT ON MY HEAD AGAIN.

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CARELESSLY CRUSHED
BY THE COLOSSAL KID.

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AT LEAST I MANAGED TO
SIGNAL MOONBASE THIS TIME.

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MOONBASE? THIS ONE SEEMS TO KNOW

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ABOUT INTERSTELLAR
COMMUNICATION.

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WE MUST TAKE HIM.

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I'M GOING OVER TO
HONKER'S HOUSE.

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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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I'LL JUST SIT HERE AND
LET THE WHIFFLE BOY

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USE ME AS A PUNCHING
BAG OR MAYBE TAKE A NAP.

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HONKER, YOU MISSED DINNER.

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OH, I, UH...

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HONKER SAW A METEOR
THAT WAS A SPACESHIP...

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NEVER MIND.

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I'LL MAKE YOU A PLATE LATER.

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HOW ABOUT SOME FRESH COOKIES?

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OH, THANKS, MRS. MUDDLEFOOT.

186
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YOU CALL THIS FOOD?

187
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WHERE'S THE METAL?

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METAL?

189
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OH, DEAR. DID I FORGET METAL?

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MAYBE HE MEANS IRON.

191
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EVERYONE IS GETTING
SO HEALTH CONSCIOUS.

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HI, MR. MUDDLEFOOT.

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TV TROUBLE AGAIN?

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00:10:02,125 --> 00:10:03,749
OH, HI, GOSALYN.

195
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:08,582
YEAH, DADBLAMED TV MADE
ME MISS <i>PELICAN'S ISLAND.</i>

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AHH!

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A SNACK TRAY.

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HONK, COULD YOU PASS
ME THE CRESCENT WRENCH?

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GOTTA GO.

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THIS WON'T FIT A 7/16 NUT.

201
00:10:26,083 --> 00:10:29,583
WHAT'S THE HURRY, HONKNOSE?

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00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:33,207
YOU DARE IMPEDE MY PASSING?

203
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HUH?

204
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,874
REMOVE YOURSELF!

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WHY, I'M GONNA...

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AH! A DEVOTEE OF GALFRIAN
GALACTIC DIGIT FIGHTING, EH?

207
00:10:49,458 --> 00:10:51,874
[CUCKOO CUCKOO]

208
00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:56,415
AND I TOLD HIM TO
SHOW SOME GUTS.

209
00:10:56,416 --> 00:10:58,957
WHEN DID YOU LEARN THAT?

210
00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,957
CAN YOU TEACH ME?

211
00:11:00,958 --> 00:11:03,707
THAT WAS WAY COOL. NINJA, HUH?

212
00:11:03,708 --> 00:11:06,290
WHERE YOU GETTING THESE HATS?

213
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,707
NICE EYES, THOUGH.

214
00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:10,165
EYES? YOU'RE ALIENS!

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00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,583
BINGO.

216
00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:32,290
THAT OUGHTA STOP ANY
MIND-SUCKERS FROM SPACE.

217
00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:36,499
OH, DAD, HONKER'S GOT A
THING FROM THE SPACESHIP...

218
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,582
OH, REALLY?

219
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:41,208
OH, NO!

220
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NO!

221
00:11:45,584 --> 00:11:47,582
WHAT'S WRONG?

222
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:50,832
NOTHING. UH, NOTHING.
NOTHING'S WRONG.

223
00:11:50,833 --> 00:11:54,290
NO BRAIN-SUCKING ALIENS HERE.

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ONE OF THESE...

225
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,124
SOMETHING WRONG, FLARG?

226
00:11:58,125 --> 00:12:01,457
DON'T BE INSOLENT WITH
ME, BARRADA.

227
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,290
SIR, I WAS ONLY...

228
00:12:03,291 --> 00:12:05,415
FIND THE GIRL. SHE KNOWS.

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00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:09,291
NO BRAIN-SNARFING
ALIEN'S TAKING MY PLANET.

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[HUMMING]

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♪ DO DO DEE OH DO ♪♪

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NOTHING LIKE TINKERING WITH
THE OLD THUNDERQUACK TO RELAX.

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HYAH!

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OOH!

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HEY, WATCH IT!

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GOSALYN!

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O.K., YOU'RE CLEAN.

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GEE, YOU NEVER CARED ABOUT
MY FASHION SENSE BEFORE.

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WHEW!

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IS YOUR HAT AN ALIEN?

241
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NO. IT WAS MADE HERE.

242
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NO, I MEAN, OH,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS.

243
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

244
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TOLD YOU YOU WOULDN'T.

245
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[BARRADA] I'VE SEARCHED
THIS CREATURE'S MEMORY.

246
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IT HAS ACCESS TO
TECHNOLOGY WE CAN USE.

247
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,249
DOES IT KNOW INTERSTELLAR
COMMUNICATION?

248
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:08,290
THIS ONE CAN'T EVEN
KILL WHIFFLE BOY.

249
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,499
I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
WEIRD ABOUT THEM.

250
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,999
SHH! WATCH!

251
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,415
JUST WHAT IS THE DELAY?

252
00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,957
YOU'RE RIGHT. D.W. WOULD NEVER

253
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:21,124
WEAR A HAT THAT CLASHES.

254
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,457
YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

255
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,707
YOU'RE JEALOUS OF THE CAPE.

256
00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:27,165
WHAT WAS THAT?

257
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:31,874
HIS BRAIN TELLS ME THIS
IS THE CORRECT ATTIRE.

258
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:34,582
BESIDES, GET A LOAD OF THIS.

259
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:35,707
[WHISTLES]

260
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:39,207
WELL,
WHAT'S A NICE KLORN LIKE YOU

261
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:42,249
DOING ON A PLANET LIKE THIS?

262
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:44,499
ACTUALLY, IT'S ONLY A HUSK.

263
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,999
WHAT A WASTE. THESE BARBARIANS.

264
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,415
WE MUST LEAVE THIS ROCK.

265
00:13:49,416 --> 00:13:52,874
WHAT IF THEY TAKE
DAD AND HONKER?

266
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:57,083
WELL, THEY'LL CHALK UP
FREQUENT FLYER MILES.

267
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:59,374
JUST KIDDING, GOSALYN.

268
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:02,832
WE'LL FIND A WAY TO FREE THEM,

269
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:05,374
OR I'LL GO DOWN TRYING.

270
00:14:05,375 --> 00:14:07,499
THIS PINPOINTS A TRANSMITTER

271
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,374
CAPABLE OF CONTACTING HOME.

272
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,124
CAPE CANARD AIR BASE.
I'LL GET COORDINATES.

273
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,833
I CANNOT WAIT TO LEAVE.

274
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:22,291
ALTHOUGH I CAN CERTAINLY
RECOMMEND THE CUISINE HERE.

275
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:27,165
NIKTO,
HAVE PRIDE IN YOUR APPEARANCE.

276
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,832
YOU'RE A ROYAL GUARDSMAN.

277
00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:32,750
CLEAN YOURSELF UP AT ONCE.

278
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:34,458
AH... AH...

279
00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:36,458
AH-CHOO!

280
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:40,957
OH, WHAT'S GOING ON?

281
00:14:40,958 --> 00:14:43,832
WHAT WAS THAT?

282
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:47,707
I DON'T KNOW.
EVERY NEURON BLEW AT ONCE.

283
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,457
IDIOT!

284
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,124
IT WAS DUST.

285
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:54,582
COME ON.
WE'LL MAKE THEM ALL SNEEZE.

286
00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:58,749
GOOD THING DRAKE ISN'T
MUCH OF A HOUSEKEEPER.

287
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,499
AH... AH...

288
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,500
NO!

289
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,457
CHOO!

290
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,875
THE PILOT. GET HIM!

291
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,958
THAT LITTLE GIRL'S UP THERE.

292
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,874
NEVER MIND HER.
LET'S PHONE HOME.

293
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:19,874
ONCE WE MAKE CONTACT,
MY FOLLOWERS WILL GET US,

294
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:24,750
THEN I'LL CRUSH THE INSOLENT
REBELS WHO STRANDED US.

295
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,874
HEY, WHERE'S YOUR CLEARANCE?

296
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,374
YOU CAN'T LEAVE THAT HERE.

297
00:15:39,375 --> 00:15:41,333
SO ARREST ME.

298
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:55,083
THIS COULD BE HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT.

299
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,207
[DOOR OPENS]

300
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:01,415
[GASP]

301
00:16:01,416 --> 00:16:03,958
[MUNCHING]

302
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:12,249
WHAT ARE YOU EATING NOW?

303
00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:15,082
JUST THIS.

304
00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,749
IT'S A LOCK FOR A FISSION BOMB.

305
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,249
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

306
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,165
DOWN THE HALL.

307
00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,208
SHOW ME.

308
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,999
[MANIACAL LAUGH]

309
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,874
SUDDENLY, THIS PLANET IS
A LOT MORE INTERESTING.

310
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,374
WITH THIS KIND OF FIREPOWER

311
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,290
AND BACKUP FROM THE HOME PLANET,

312
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,207
ADDING THIS WORLD TO MY EMPIRE

313
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,957
IS CHILD'S PLAY.

314
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:47,583
PREPARE THE MISSILES TO FIRE.

315
00:16:51,750 --> 00:16:54,707
ALL RIGHT. IT'S SHOWTIME.

316
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,165
OH, NO!

317
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:59,457
NOT THE RERUNS, TOO!

318
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,457
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

319
00:17:01,458 --> 00:17:04,832
IT'S HONKER.

320
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:07,999
PEOPLE OF EARTH,
I'M THE HIGH POTENTATE

321
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,624
OF A THOUSAND PLANETS
IN THE DELPHONIC NEBULA.

322
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:14,957
I'M OFFERING YOU
A GENEROUS GIFT.

323
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,207
TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION BY ME.

324
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:20,999
REFUSE THIS PRESENT,
AND MY CREW AND I

325
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,707
WILL VAPORIZE YOUR CITIES
WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

326
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,249
WOW! WORLD DOMINATION.

327
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:29,832
I KNEW THAT KID WOULD GO PLACES.

328
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:35,207
TO THINK OUR HONKER COULD
SOON BE RULING THE PLANET.

329
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:38,332
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE
HIM THE BIGGER BEDROOM.

330
00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,290
AW, NO!

331
00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:43,749
YOUR GOVERNMENTS HAVE
15 MINUTES TO SURRENDER.

332
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,957
I'LL SLOW THEM DOWN.

333
00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:47,957
DON'T KEEP ME WAITING.

334
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:49,582
OHH...

335
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:54,499
WELL, I HOPE IT WORKS
OUT FOR THE LITTLE TYKE.

336
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,082
WHAT WENT WRONG?

337
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,458
HAVE YOU BEEN SNACKING?

338
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:00,832
IT'S THE GIRL.

339
00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:03,957
INTERFERING BIPED!

340
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,332
I WANT MY AUDIENCE.

341
00:18:06,333 --> 00:18:08,624
ATOMIZE A FEW CITIES.

342
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,707
IT'LL GIVE US CREDIBILITY.

343
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:14,500
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE KID.

344
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,207
THERE'S NO POINT.

345
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:28,124
YOU'LL ESCAPE ONLY
TO BE VAPORIZED

346
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,957
WITH EVERYONE ELSE.

347
00:18:29,958 --> 00:18:34,290
I HATE TO DO THIS TO YOUR
BODY, HONKER,

348
00:18:34,291 --> 00:18:36,332
BUT I'LL BEAT YOU.

349
00:18:36,333 --> 00:18:39,999
OH, I AM GOING TO ENJOY THIS.

350
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,416
LET GO OF MY PAL, BRAINSUCKER.

351
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:56,999
HEY, DERBYFACE,
EAT PEPPER AND DIE.

352
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,457
WHAT KIND OF STUPID TRICK?

353
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,999
OH, NO! NO!

354
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:01,958
AH... AH...

355
00:19:01,959 --> 00:19:04,166
AH... AH-CHOO!

356
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:09,500
HONKER!

357
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,999
GOSALYN?

358
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,582
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
I HAD TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTED.

359
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,957
I WAS WORSE THAN TANK.

360
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,707
LOOKS LIKE FLARG WILL
MISS THE MISSILE LAUNCH.

361
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,999
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LIKES
PLANETARY DESTRUCTION.

362
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,749
WE CAN WASTE A COUPLE
OF ORBITAL COLONIES

363
00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:32,874
ON THE WAY HOME.

364
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,374
HOLD IT THERE, ALIEN SLIME.

365
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,999
TIME FOR HAY FEVER.

366
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,957
TOSS THE PEPPER BOMB.

367
00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,457
THE LID'S STUCK.
USE THE PEPPER SHAKERS.

368
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:47,583
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT
WILL BE NECESSARY.

369
00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,458
WHO'S THE MEGA-WIMP NOW?

370
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:54,749
I GOT TO GET HELP.

371
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:58,207
TIME TO SHOW SOME GUTS.

372
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:01,374
UM, UH, STOP IT RIGHT HERE.

373
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:03,207
PLEASE.

374
00:20:03,208 --> 00:20:07,374
NOT AGAIN.
IF YOU'RE HOPING TO BE MY HOST,

375
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,582
I LIKE THIS BODY BETTER.

376
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,457
IT HAS MORE BACKBONE.

377
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:17,124
THAT'S FINE. I JUST BROUGHT
A SNACK FOR NIKTO. HERE.

378
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,582
OH, BOY! ALUMINUM!

379
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,707
DON'T!

380
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:23,874
AH... AH...

381
00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:27,000
AH-CHOO!

382
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,749
WHEN THE WHIFFLE BOY
SITS ON YOUR HEAD,

383
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:36,165
HE MEANS BUSINESS.

384
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,166
[ALARM]

385
00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:40,000
THE MISSILES ARE LAUNCHING.

386
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,708
OH, NO!

387
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,458
WHAT?

388
00:20:54,583 --> 00:20:58,082
THEY WON'T TAKE EARTH
WITHOUT A FIGHT.

389
00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,249
NO, WAIT!

390
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,582
THEY COULD'VE DESTROYED
US LIKE THE MISSILES.

391
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:04,749
NO, HONKER!

392
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,874
IT IS ALL RIGHT.

393
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:10,874
I'M KLATTU 2,
THE LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES.

394
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,624
WE'LL TAKE FLARG THE
TERRIBLE TO STAND TRIAL.

395
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:19,124
A THOUSAND WORLDS ACROSS
THE GALAXY OWE YOU THANKS.

396
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:22,999
DON'T MENTION IT.
T'WEREN'T NOTHING.

397
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
MAYBE FOR YOU.

398
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:30,707
I GUESS THEY'LL SPREAD THE WORD.

399
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,624
ANY ALIENS COME
NOSING AROUND EARTH,

400
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:38,874
THEY'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HONKER
MUDDLEFOOT, GALACTIC SCUMKICKER!

401
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:42,458
AH... AH-CHOO!

402
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:48,415
SORRY THE WORLD DOMINATION
THING DIDN'T WORK OUT.

403
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:51,374
BUT WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES.

404
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,457
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

405
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:54,874
TOUGH LUCK, DUFUS.

406
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,290
THIS ONE'S MINE.

407
00:21:57,291 --> 00:21:59,375
OHH...

408
00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:05,375
I, UH, I...