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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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[AWOOO!]
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[AWOOO!]
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THERE IT GOES AGAIN.
LET'S GO HOME.
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I'M GETTING THE HEEBIE JEEBIES.
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WOULD YOU RELAX?
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IT'S MORE BAFFLING
THAN OUR PHONE BILL...
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IGUANAS SWIPING OLIVES,
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BLACK CATS STEALING ONIONS.
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THE WHOLE CITY'S WEIRD.
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AND IT'S GETTING WEIRDER!
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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[AWOOO!] [AWOOO!]
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HOLD ONTO YOUR GOGGLES.
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WE'RE FOLLOWING THOSE DELUSIONS.
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WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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DID I SAY THAT?
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OOH! WHY DO I ALWAYS
HIT THE LIGHTS?
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THEY'RE GOING TO GET AWAY.
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UH, GEE, THAT'S TOO BAD.
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THIS IS THE LONGEST
LIGHT IN HISTORY!
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HO HO!
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THAT LOOKS PROMISING.
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AAH!
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ANCHOVIES?
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WHY WOULD BATS WANT ANCHOVIES?
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M-MAYBE THEY'RE WORRIED
ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
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THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR STEALING.
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LET'S GRAB 'EM!
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I GOTTA TOUCH 'EM?
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OUR WEIGHT WILL BE
TOO MUCH FOR THEM.
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NOW WHAT?
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SHAKE IT AWAY FROM THEM.
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AAH! AAH!
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[SPLASH]
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DID I MISS SOMETHING?
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WHERE WAS THE OFF-RAMP THAT
SAID, "THE TWILIGHT ZONE"?
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OH, NO!
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PEPPERONI?
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EXCELLENT! NOW COME.
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IT'S TIME WE WENT HOME.
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HOW'S ABOUT WE CALL IT A
NIGHT, D.W.?
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SORRY. I COULDN'T SLEEP
WITHOUT CRACKING THIS CASE.
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AFTER THIS CASE I'LL NEVER SLEEP
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OR TURN OUT THE LIGHTS!
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OLIVES, ANCHOVIES, PEPPERONI...
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WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?
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PIZZA!
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SUDDENLY, I GOTTA HAVE PIZZA.
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WHOA!
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[CRASH]
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YOU'RE A GENIUS!
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SOME FIEND IS FILCHING
PIZZA TOPPINGS!
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THAT'S THE CONNECTION!
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HECK IF I KNOW WHY.
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MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY, TOO.
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LET'S STOP AT PIZZA PIERRE'S.
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NOT A CHANCE.
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THE ONLY TOPPINGS LEFT
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ARE GREEN PEPPERS AND MUSHROOMS.
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WE'LL CATCH THAT CONDIMENT
CREEP IN THE ACT!
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I'LL TAKE MUSHROOMS.
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IT'S TIME TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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IF I STOPPED FOR A
PIZZA, HE'D NEVER KNOW.
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DON'T BET ON IT!
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RATS.
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FUNNY PLACE TO BUILD A CONDO.
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THIS IS THE ADDRESS,
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"McCAWBER MUSHROOMS UNLIMITED,."
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THE ONLY MUSHROOMS IN TOWN.
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PERFECT WEATHER FOR PUTTING
CROOKS IN THE COOLER.
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VERY INTERESTING
WEATHER WE'RE HAVING.
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YEOW!
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VERY INTERESTING.
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NOBODY SHOULD BE WORKING
AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT
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EXCEPT PIZZA CROOKS.
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I HATE THAT.
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LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS
IN A MILLION MOVIES.
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AHA!
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ECK! ACK! UGH! ER!
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O.K., FINE.
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THE LIGHTED ROOM WAS IN FRONT...
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HERE!
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HUH?
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OBVIOUSLY DONE WITH MIRRORS.
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ANYWAY,
I'VE GOT A CROOK TO CATCH!
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AAH!
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OH-HOY.
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I'LL RETRACE MY STEPS.
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AAH!
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INTRIGUING ARCHITECTURE.
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I MUST GET THE NAME OF THE
DESIGNER SO I CAN HURT HIM.
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I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS HOUSE.
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THE PIZZA FIEND IS
TRYING TO PSYCH ME OUT.
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WELL, DARKWING DUCK
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IS THE MASTER OF
PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT...
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FLAPS... IN THE NIGHT?
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THIS IS A DIRECTOR'S MEETING.
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I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU WERE INVITED!
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UH, WELL, NO,
I WASN'T INVITED PER SE.
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I SAW THE LIGHT AND...
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WAS ONLY TRYING to help.
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YOU'LL HAVE TO
EXCUSE MY ASSOCIATES.
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THEY'RE SUCH TEASES.
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REALLY, DARLING,
YOU'RE SUCH A PARTY POOPER.
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WE WEREN'T GONNA HURT HIM
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MUCH!
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GOOD EVENING.
I'M MORGANA McCAWBER,
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THE PRESIDENT OF
McCAWBER'S MUSHROOMS.
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NICE TO MEET YOU, MR...
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DINGWING DORK.
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ER, DUCKWING...
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DUCK... DUCK... DUCK...
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DARKWING DUCK,
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AT YOUR SERVICE.
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WHAT AN UNUSUAL NAME,
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BUT THEN YOU SEEM VERY UNUSUAL.
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I LIKE THAT.
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[GULP]
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WE'RE HAVING AN
EMERGENCY MEETING
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REGARDING THE PIZZA
TOPPING THEFTS.
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PIZZA TOPPINGS? YOU KNEW THAT?
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WELL, I, UH... DEDUCED IT.
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SHE DEDUCED IT!
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MY KIND OF WOMAN.
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ISN'T IT PECULIAR TO
HOLD A MEETING SO LATE?
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I ENJOY THE NIGHT.
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SUN IS SO HARSH ON MY SKIN.
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I'M SORT OF A CREATURE
OF THE NIGHT MYSELF.
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WE HAVE MUCH IN
COMMON, DARKWING.
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LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
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I SHOULD GET BACK...
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WAIT!
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I COULD CHECK YOUR SECURITY.
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I'D LOVE TO SEE YOUR OPERATION.
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SHALL WE?
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HA HA HA HA!
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MORGANA'S CAUGHT HERSELF
ONE CHUNK OF A DUCK!
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I HOPE THERE'S
ENOUGH TO GO AROUND.
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I DON'T LIKE IT.
HE COST US THE ANCHOVIES.
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IF HE GETS TOO
CLOSE, I SAY WE...
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EXACTLY.
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THERE'S MORE FUNGUS
IN YOUR LITTLE FINGER
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THAN IN MOST PEOPLE'S HEADS.
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YOU MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT MUSHROOMS.
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THANK YOU, DARK.
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PERHAPS WE COULD
GET TOGETHER AGAIN.
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I COULD DISCUSS SPORES
AND SLIME MOLDS.
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I'D LIKE THAT.
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SORT OF.
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I'M SURE YOU MUST GET BACK TO
YOUR EXCITING INVESTIGATION.
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NO!
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I HAVE TO PROTECT YOU...
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UH, THE MUSHROOMS.
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OH, THAT'S REALLY...
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YES?
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IMPOSSIBLE.
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THE OTHERS ARE...
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SENSITIVE ABOUT OUTSIDERS.
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WE'LL BE JUST FINE,
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I PROMISE.
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O.K.
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[LAUNCHPAD] DARKWING DUCK!
COME IN, D.W.!
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I COULD REALLY USE A HAND!
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THE RATCATCHER'S RADIO!
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HE'S TROUBLE, MORGANA.
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THE BOARD WANTS HIM...
DISPOSED OF.
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USE THIS, DARLING.
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ONE SMOOCH OF MY LIP
POTION AND HE'S...
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ANCIENT HISTORY!
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I'M SURE I WON'T NEED IT.
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HE'S ALREADY EATING
OUT OF MY HAND.
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IF I NEED TO GET RID OF HIM,
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I PREFER THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
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HEE HEE HEE!
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YES, GRANNY,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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LAUNCHPAD?
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I'M IN TROUBLE, D.W.
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BIG TROUBLE!
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HURRY, D.W.!
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I'M ABOUT TO KNOW
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WHAT A FLY FEELS LIKE.
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C'MON, GUYS. YOU DON'T WANT ME.
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AREN'T THERE ANY
FLIES IN YOUR PARLOR?
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WHO NEEDS FLIES
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WHEN WE CAN HAVE A
NICE JUICY LAUNCHPAD?
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HA HA HA HA!
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HANG IN THERE, LAUNCHPAD!
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'LL BE HERE.
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STOP HIM!
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GAAH!
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GEE, I WAS HOPING WE
COULD SKIP DINNER.
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AND NOW, MY FRIENDS,
IT'S TIME TO FEAST!
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YOU'LL DO NOTHING OF THE KIND!
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THE OTHERS WILL NOT BE PLEASED.
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THEY ARE NOT IN CHARGE.
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DARKWING DUCK IS MINE.
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[MORGANA] AHEM!
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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NICE MANICURE. THANKS!
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DON'T MENTION IT.
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MORGANA, WHAT ARE... HEY!
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NOT SO FAST,
YOU ARROGANT ARACHNIDS!
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[COUGHING]
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WHOA! PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
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BUG SPRAY?
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SMOG.
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OH, THE POOR DEARS!
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HUH?
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[COUGHING]
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
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THIS GIRL DOESN'T
GET OUT ENOUGH.
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MORGANA, THAT THING'S DANGEROUS!
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IT IS NOT.
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HE'S JUST AN ITTY BITTY SPIDER.
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THEY'RE VERY SWEET.
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REALLY?
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BUT AREN'T THEY... VENOMOUS?
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ONLY A LITTLE.
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MORGANA'S REALLY SOMETHING,
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ISN'T SHE, LAUNCHPAD?
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I'LL SAY.
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SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
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SHE'S CRAZY ABOUT ME.
254
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,165
YOU SAW HOW SHE LOOKS AT ME.
255
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,457
LIKE A SNAKE LOOKS
AT ITS DINNER.
256
00:13:30,458 --> 00:13:33,750
YEAH, SEE?
THE POOR KID'S LOVESTRUCK.
257
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,207
LAUNCHPAD.
258
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:41,582
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
259
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:42,874
GETTING YOUR ATTENTION.
260
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,874
YOU'RE A HERO, NOT A ROMEO.
261
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,749
HOW'D YOUR CREEPY GIRLFRIEND
262
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,749
KNOW WHERE I WAS?
263
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:52,874
MORGANA'S NOT CREE...
WAIT A MINUTE.
264
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,374
HOW DID SHE KNOW?
265
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,750
HERE'S SOMETHING... AN ACCIDENT.
266
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:04,082
WHAT COULD SQUEEZE
MILK TRUCKS DRY?
267
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:06,999
IS THIS RELATED TO OUR CASE?
268
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,832
IT ISN'T WEIRD ENOUGH.
269
00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:11,165
MILK DOESN'T GO ON PIZZA.
270
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:14,207
IT DOES WHEN IT BECOMES CHEESE.
271
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:18,250
IS THIS WEIRD ENOUGH FOR YA?
272
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,707
BAD CASE OF GAS.
273
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[BURP]
274
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I KNOW HER!
275
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SHE WAS AT MORGANA'S.
276
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:52,874
YOU'VE BEEN MAKING ALL
SORTS OF SWELL FRIENDS.
277
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LET'S GO.
278
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SMELL THAT? IT'S PIZZA!
279
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JUST AS I THOUGHT.
280
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:11,958
THIS IS THE HIDEOUT
OF THE TOPPING THIEF.
281
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,582
THESE ARE REALLY COMING ALONG
282
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:21,999
QUITE NICELY.
283
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,249
LOOKS PRETTY BLAND TO ME.
284
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DROP IT, NERO.
285
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,582
THERE'S NO MARKET FOR
GRUB-AND-COCKROACH PIZZA.
286
00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,290
MORGANA'S BEING CHEATED
287
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,957
BY HER BOARD OF DIRECTORS!
288
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:36,457
WELL, I SAY IT'S TERROR-TIME.
289
00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:39,749
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
290
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:44,582
I AM THE ONION THAT
STINGS IN YOUR EYES!
291
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:48,291
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
292
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:50,458
OH, GOODY.
293
00:15:53,125 --> 00:15:55,999
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, RENFIELD.
294
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:59,999
YOU'VE BEEN ROBBING THE
CITY OF PIZZA TOPPINGS
295
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,457
SO YOU CAN GROW THESE
MUSHROOM ABERRATIONS.
296
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:07,707
HEY, D.W. THIS THING
SMELLS JUST LIKE A PIZZA!
297
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:10,165
IT TASTES LIKE IT, TOO.
298
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A PERFECT PIZZA EVERY TIME
299
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:14,624
WITH NO MANUFACTURING COSTS.
300
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,124
WE'LL CORNER THE PIZZA INDUSTRY!
301
00:16:17,125 --> 00:16:19,499
AS SOON AS WE
302
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GET RID OF YOU!
303
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:30,874
[BURP]
304
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,749
TRAITORS...
DOING THIS TO POOR MORGANA!
305
00:16:33,750 --> 00:16:36,332
POOR MORGANA? POOR US!
306
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,707
WE'LL SOON BE FUNGUS FOOD!
307
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:41,332
HE'S RIGHT. I'M JUST FINE.
308
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,624
SORRY, DARKWING.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED.
309
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:46,999
I NEVER WANTED THIS.
310
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,957
SOUNDS KINDA FINAL, DOESN'T IT?
311
00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:54,708
S-S-SO MUCH FOR
LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS.
312
00:16:57,208 --> 00:17:00,249
D.W., I'M SORRY YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S A FIENDISH,
313
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,874
BLOOD-SUCKING CREATURE
FROM THE NETHERWORLD.
314
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,957
NOBODY'S DOING
ANY BLOOD-SUCKING.
315
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,707
SHE'S JUST... MISGUIDED.
316
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:13,582
I KNOW I COULD CONVINCE
HER TO SEE THE LIGHT.
317
00:17:13,583 --> 00:17:15,499
I HATE LIGHT, DARKWING.
318
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,165
IT'S SO... EW...
319
00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,249
HEALTHY!
320
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:21,457
COME ON, MORGANA,
YOU CAN CHANGE.
321
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,999
YOU'RE REALLY NOT
AN EVIL PERSON.
322
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,957
AN EVIL PERSON, NO.
323
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,374
AN EVIL BUSINESSWOMAN, YES.
324
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:31,457
THEY'RE TWO SEPARATE THINGS.
325
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,707
SORRY. DISHONEST IS DISHONEST.
326
00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,874
PERIOD,FINI, END OF DISCUSSIONS,
327
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:37,457
END OF HOPE.
328
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:41,207
OH, DARKWING,
IF YOU INSIST ON HAVING PRINCIPLES,
329
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:43,457
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS DOOMED.
330
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,999
ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH.
331
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,749
UNCLE NERO, THEY'RE NOT
332
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,499
YOUR PERSONAL SNACKS!
333
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:52,457
THE BOARD IS CONCERNED
THAT YOUR MANAGEMENT STYLE
334
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,749
HAS GROWN SOFT.
335
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,749
THAT'S NOT YOUR CONCERN.
336
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,499
DARKWING HAS POTENTIAL.
337
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,874
HE'S A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT.
338
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,083
LET'S MAKE HIM ONE OF US.
339
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:11,583
D.W.!
340
00:18:11,584 --> 00:18:14,332
SNAP OUT OF IT!
341
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:17,249
WE NEEDN'T GET RID OF HIM.
342
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:18,999
JUST HIS FRIEND.
343
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,249
WHAT?
344
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,625
DARKWING,
THROW LAUNCHPAD TO THE FUNGUS.
345
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:26,207
WHEW! IS THAT ALL?
346
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:29,374
I CAN RISK GETTING
ATHLETE'S FOOT.
347
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,458
AAH!
348
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:34,457
THOSE THINGS ARE CARNIVOROUS!
349
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,415
AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT.
350
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,500
OOH!
351
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,249
ALL RIGHT, D.W.!
352
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,457
THAT'S USING MY HEAD.
353
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,249
THAT WON'T STOP THEM.
354
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:49,582
TO THE STREET!
355
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:51,374
RIGHT. UH, COULD YOU...
356
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:52,458
COULD, UH...
357
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,957
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
358
00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:01,999
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW!
359
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,457
I VOTE WE REMOVE
MORGANA AS CHAIRPERSON.
360
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:06,999
I SECOND IT.
361
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,415
SILLY DARLINGS,
LET OUR PETS DO IT.
362
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,583
SIC 'EM, BOYS!
363
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:19,000
WE'LL HAVE TO HURRY
IF WE WANT LEFTOVERS.
364
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,749
YOU SWITCHED THE LIPSTICK.
365
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:27,707
I WANTED YOU TO
STAY BECAUSE OF ME,
366
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,624
NOT BECAUSE YOU WERE A ZOMBIE.
367
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,249
SWELL. NOW WHAT?
368
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,707
THAT MUSHROOM MOB IS COMING!
369
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:37,707
TO THE KITCHEN! WE NEED BUTTER.
370
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:40,708
TAKE IT TO THE ROOF.
371
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
OUTSIDE!
372
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:46,999
OH, NO!
373
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,000
WHAT?
374
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,499
I NEED LIGHTNING!
375
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,875
OH, IS THAT ALL?
376
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,457
UH... UH, THANKS.
377
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,833
NOW, QUICK, OUT OF THE WAY.
378
00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:09,707
OVER HERE, YOU SPORE BRAINS!
379
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,957
DARKWING DUCK IS NOT
SO EASILY CAUGHT.
380
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,166
WHOA!
381
00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:20,374
GOT YOUR BUTTER, D.W.
382
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,290
THIS PLACE IS WEIRD!
383
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:23,624
LATER, LAUNCHPAD!
384
00:20:23,625 --> 00:20:26,958
THROW THE BUTTER
AT THE MUSHROOMS!
385
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,291
MMM! YUM! YUM!
386
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,874
IT'S NOT WORKING.
THEY'RE NOT SLIPPING!
387
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,583
THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.
388
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,708
HOPE I'M LUCKY AS BEN FRANKLIN!
389
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,874
WOW. SAUTEED PIZZA MUSHROOMS.
390
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,249
HOO-HOO!
391
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,249
MORGANA'S ONTO SOMETHING.
392
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,999
YOU'VE DESTROYED
YEARS OF RESEARCH!
393
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,457
THAT WAS OUR ENTIRE CROP!
394
00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:07,166
YOU'LL REGRET THIS!
395
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,832
OH, NO! AAH!
396
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:13,833
LIGHT!
397
00:21:13,834 --> 00:21:15,207
OHH!
398
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,291
HELP ME! AAH!
399
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,415
MUSHROOMS?
400
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,874
THEY WERE...
401
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,582
MUSHROOMS?
402
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,499
ANOTHER UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT.
403
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,999
YOUR STORM SAVED OUR LIVES,
404
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,415
BUT I HAVE TO TURN
YOU OVER TO THE POLICE
405
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,749
AS THE PIZZA TOPPING THIEF.
406
00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:41,583
OH, DARK,
I'M AFRAID THAT WON'T BE POSSIBLE.
407
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,957
OH, MORGANA, DON'T BE LIKE THIS.
408
00:21:45,958 --> 00:21:47,207
WHOA!
409
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,707
HOLD ON, D.W.!
410
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,707
I REALLY CAN'T STAY,
411
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,582
BUT I'M SURE WE'LL MEET AGAIN.
412
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,583
[KISS]
413
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:56,333
GOODBYE, DARK.
414
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,499
GOODBYE, MORG.
415
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,333
WOMEN...
NOW YA SEE 'EM, NOW YA DON'T.