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DARKWING DUCK OF ♪
DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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AT LAST,
THE PROGRAMMING IS COMPLETE.
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BY PUSHING A BUTTON,
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I WILL TRANSFER A ZILLION
MEGABLIPS OF INFORMATION
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FROM MY MAINFRAME COMPUTER
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TO THE THUNDERQUACK'S
NEW ONBOARD COMPUTER.
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PLUGGED IN AND READY TO ZAP.
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NO MATTER WHERE WE
ARE IN TIME OR SPACE,
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WE'LL HAVE ACCESS TO MY FILES...
AND VIDEO GAMES.
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INCOMING!
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GREAT SCOT, DAD.
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THIS TIME, HONKER,
DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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OH, SORRY, GOSALYN.
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AHEM.
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JUST A SECOND.
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GOSALYN!
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GEE, DAD, YOU RUINED MY SHOT.
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IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
I'M WORKING HERE.
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CAN I HELP?
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I'D RATHER THE EQUIPMENT
REMAIN IN ONE PIECE.
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I WON'T BREAK IT.
WHAT'S THIS DO?
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YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.
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THIS ISN'T YOUR TOY.
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IT'S ONE OF YOURS.
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GROWNUPS GET ALL THE NEAT STUFF.
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[MUMBLES]
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THIS NEAT STUFF IS A
SOPHISTICATED PIECE
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OF CRIME-FIGHTING EQUIPMENT
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TO TRACK CRIMINAL
RECORDS, ANALYZE EVIDENCE,
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RELAY INFORMATION...
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AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES.
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WHEN YOU'RE OLDER,
YOU'LL TREAT THINGS WITH RESPECT.
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I MUST BEGIN THE DATA
TRANSFER JUST LIKE SO...
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LIKE SO.
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LIKE SO.
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LIKE SO!
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TRY...
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GIVE ME THAT.
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TAKE THAT AND THAT AND THIS!
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I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED D.W.'s
KNACK WITH MACHINERY.
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THAT'S SHOWING IT SOME
RESPECT, DAD.
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DON'T WORRY.
JUST A SHORT CIRCUIT.
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IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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[DARKWING'S VOICE] EVERYONE OK?
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[GOSALYN'S VOICE] THAT WAS EPIC.
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LET'S DO IT AGAIN.
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[HONKER'S VOICE] I'M OK...
SORT OF.
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[LAUNCHPAD'S VOICE]
LAUNCHPAD McQUACK.
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ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR.
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I THINK.
EVERYTHING'S KIND OF FUZZY.
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GOSALYN, WHERE ARE YOU?
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HERE, DAD.
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GOSALYN?
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DAD?
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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SOMETHING WENT WRONG WHEN
I BASHED THAT BUTTON.
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INSTEAD OF TRANSFERRING
INFORMATION,
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I TRANSFERRED US.
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TRAPPED IN A CHILD'S BODY.
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HOW CAN I BATTLE CRIMINALS?
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BAD GUYS ARE REALLY GOING
TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY NOW.
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I'M A GROWNUP?
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ALL RIGHT!
NO MORE G-RATED MOVIES!
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LOOKS LIKE I'LL
NEED A BOOSTER SEAT.
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HOW LONG WILL THIS LAST, DAD?
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HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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IT COULD BE PERMANENT.
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PERMANENT?
WHAT ABOUT HOCKEY PLAY-OFFS?
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DO I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL?
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IT WAS BAD ENOUGH BEFORE.
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[DING]
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GEE, GEAR. I GOT A MESSAGE.
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YOU MEAN I GOT A MESSAGE.
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IT'S FROM SHUSH.
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J. GANDER HOOTER WANTS
ME TO CALL IN ASAP.
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DARKWING, THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING...
WHAT?
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OH, NO!
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UH, DARKWING?
UH, DARKWING DUCK, WHERE ARE YOU?
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RIGHT HERE, WHAT'S UP?
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GOSALYN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOUR VOICE?
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MY VOICE? OH, THAT.
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I'M PRACTICING DISGUISING MY
VOICE, JUST IN CASE.
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AH, GOOD THINKING, DARKWING.
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A LITTLE GIRL'S VOICE COULD COME IN
HANDY, I... I SUPPOSE.
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GOOD SAVE. HUH, DAD?
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BUT NOW ONTO BUSINESS, DARKWING.
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THE IGGY, THE LARGEST
INTERGALACTIC ROCKET EVER BUILT,
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HAS BEEN STOLEN!
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NO FOOLING. BY WHO?
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WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT
YOU MIGHT INVESTIGATE THAT.
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ME? OH, UH, RIGHT. NO PROBLEM.
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DARKWING DUCK OUT.
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AHH.
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HOOTER WANTS ME ON THE CASE!
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CORRECTION...
HE WANTS DARKWING DUCK.
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I MAY BE A SIZE 2 PETITE,
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BUT I'M STILL ME.
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[CRASH]
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GOSALYN,
WE CAN'T GO TO THE MOVIES.
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YOUR DAD SAID... HEY, SINCE WHEN
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DO KIDS TELL ADULTS WHAT TO DO?
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WE JUST LOOK LIKE ADULTS.
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SAME DIFFERENCE, TRUST ME.
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B-BUT YOU DON'T
KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.
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HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
ADULTS DO IT.
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[GULP]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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PIECE A CAKE.
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[HORN HONKS]
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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SEE? THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
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AAH! AAH!
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WHOA! WHOA!
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WHOA! WHOA!
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YIPE! YIPE!
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HONKER, NEVER EVER LET
ME DO THAT AGAIN, OK?
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OK.
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WHAT AN OUTRAGE!
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YOU'RE IMPEDING MY
CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION.
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AND YOU'RE TRYING MY PATIENCE.
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BUT HE'S REALLY DARKWING
DUCK, HONEST.
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AND I'M THE ROOT ROT FAIRY.
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NOW SKEDADDLE,
OR I'LL CALL YOUR PARENTS.
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PERHAPS A TACTICAL
RETREAT IS IN ORDER.
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KIDS HAVE THE
DARNDEST IMAGINATIONS.
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ATTEN-HUT!
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UH, AT EASE, SOLDIER.
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WHEW!
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HUH?
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NOW WHAT, D.W.?
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WE WAIT UNTIL DARK.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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IT'S 9 P.M.,
AND IT'S STILL NOT DARK.
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I HAVE A HUNCH
WHATEVER'S GOING ON
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HAS SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THAT STOLEN ROCKET.
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SOMETHING WRONG, OFFICER?
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HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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UM, OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER?
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I'M NO ROCKET SCIENTIST,
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BUT I THINK IT'S WEIRD
THE SUN LOOKS STUCK.
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MAYBE BECAUSE IT'S 10:00
AND THE SUN NEVER SET.
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GOLLY,
IT WOULD MEAN THAT SOMETHING
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STOPPED THE ROTATION
OF THE EARTH.
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OH, BOY. THIS IS GOING
TO BE MAJOR-LEAGUE FUN.
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MR. DRAKE MALLARD?
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HIYA, DAD.
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AHEM. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE
TROUBLE, OFFICER?
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THEY WERE TAKING A JOY RIDE
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ON A PRETTY FANCY MOTORCYCLE.
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A JOY RIDE?
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IT WASN'T A JOY RIDE, BUFFOON.
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WE WERE ON AN IMPORTANT
MISSION FOR THE GOVERN...
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HER SHRINK WARNED ME ABOUT THIS.
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WELL,
I COULD JUST ISSUE A WARNING
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THIS TIME.
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GREAT! YOU'RE THE COOLEST!
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WHEN WILL YOU TWO SHOW
SOME RESPONSIBILITY?
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YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED FOR LIFE.
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YOUR ALLOWANCE IS SUSPENDED
UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
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FUN, HUH? LIKE WHEN YOU YELL.
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I NEVER YELL AT YOU LIKE THAT.
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YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE,
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AND YOUR ALLOWANCE IS
SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER...
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HOW'D IT FIND US?
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I HAD IT ON FLASH-QUACK FORWARD.
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I'VE GOT TO CONTACT J.
GANDER HOOTER IMMEDIATELY!
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UH, WHEW! DARKWING DUCK,
WE'VE JUST RECEIVED THIS VIDEOTAPE.
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I'M AFRAID F.O.W.L.
IS BEHIND OUR TROUBLES.
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DO I LOOK OK? OH...
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HIYA, HOOT.
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IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION,
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COURTESY OF THE
FIENDISH ORGANIZATION.
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FOR WORLD LARCENY.
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I KNEW STEELBEAK
WAS BEHIND THIS.
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LISTEN UP. TODAY'S LESSON.
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IS HOW TO COOK UP A CRISIS.
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TAKE ONE SPINNING PLANET.
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ADD ONE IGGY ROCKET
TO BRING IT TO A STOP.
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CHILL ONE HALF TILL FROZEN,
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WHILE FRYING THE OTHER
HALF LIKE A BURGER.
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BON APPETIT.HA HA HA!
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IF THIS LITTLE BIT
OF EPICUREAN DELIGHT.
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ISN'T TO YOUR TASTE,
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JUST HAVE THE WORLD
GOVERNMENTS COUGH UP
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100 DRILLION SMACKEROOS,
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AND WE'LL SELL YOU THE
CHICKEN SALAD INSTEAD.
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SO YOU SEE, DARKWING,
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STEELBEAK'S USED
THE ENGINES OF IGGY.
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TO STOP THE ROTATION
OF THE EARTH.
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SOON THE SIDE AWAY FROM THE SUN.
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WILL FREEZE COMPLETELY,
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WHILE OUR SIDE SIZZLES.
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IT'S NOT A BLUFF.
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THE SUN SHOULD HAVE
SET SEVEN HOURS AGO.
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NO WONDER I'M CRANKY.
IT'S WAY PAST MY BEDTIME.
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THE ROCKET'S IN THE
MIDRIFF MOUNTAINS.
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OUR SHUSH AGENTS HAVE
FAILED TO PENETRATE.
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HIS DEFENSES.
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YOU, DARKWING DUCK,
ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
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NO PROBLEM! COUNT ON ME!
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OH, THAT VOCAL IMPRESSION AGAIN.
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I'LL PLUCK THAT STEELBEAK
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OR MY NAME ISN'T DARKWING DUCK.
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VENTRILOQUISM, TOO?
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YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE
ME, DARKWING.
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GOOD LUCK.
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TO DARKWING TOWER
AND THUNDERQUACK!
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GEE, DAD, DO YOU THINK
242
00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:35,290
STEELBEAK'S GOING TO
TAKE KIDS SERIOUSLY?
243
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,457
SHE'S GOT A POINT.
244
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:41,707
WE'RE A LITTLE SHORT ON
THE OLD DARKWING STYLE.
245
00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:43,165
OK, FINE, GO.
246
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,166
YAHOO!
247
00:12:44,167 --> 00:12:45,416
HEY!
248
00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:50,750
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
249
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:58,207
MIDRIFF MOUNTAINS DEAD AHEAD.
250
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:01,165
WHOA, TOTALLY SCHIZOID.
251
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:05,415
THERE'S NOTHING TO KEEP
THE TEMPERATURE REGULATED.
252
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:09,249
WHAT A CHOICE...
DEEP FRIED OR FLASH FROZEN.
253
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,458
WHOA!IGGY UP AHEAD!
254
00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,124
WE'VE GOT TO GET
INSIDE THAT ROCKET
255
00:13:15,125 --> 00:13:17,458
AND ROTATE THIS PLANET.
256
00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:24,124
OH, JUST A COUPLE OF F.O.W.L.
EGGMEN.
257
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:27,582
I'LL FINALLY USE THIS
WHINY LITTLE BODY.
258
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,082
HEY, WATCH THAT!
259
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,082
SORRY, GOS. NOTHING PERSONAL.
260
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,457
I MEANT I'LL USE YOUR
NATURAL ADORABLENESS
261
00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:37,415
TO APPEAL TO THEIR SOFTER SIDE.
262
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:40,165
[CRYING]
263
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,290
HE TOOK MY BALL!
264
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:45,249
PICKING ON A
DEFENSELESS LITTLE GIRL?
265
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,707
LOOKING FOR AN EASY MARK?
266
00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:49,624
GEE, I... I DIDN'T, UH...
267
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,249
WAY TO GO!
268
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:54,999
YOU'RE A BRAT AFTER MY F.O.W.L.
HEART!
269
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,375
SHOULD WE ROUGH HER UP?
270
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,707
GOLLY,
THESE GUYS REALLY ARE MEAN.
271
00:14:02,708 --> 00:14:05,124
NICE WORK. NOW, STAY PUT.
272
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,874
LAUNCHPAD AND I WILL TAKE IT.
273
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:10,374
WE DID THE HARD PART!
274
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:13,499
FORGET HIM.
WE'RE GOING TO HELP ANYWAY.
275
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,707
BUT YOUR DAD SAID...
276
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,999
HONKER, I KNOW MY DAD.
277
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,458
IT'S NOT WHAT HE SAYS...
278
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,124
IT'S WHAT HE MEANS.
279
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,999
THEN WHAT'S HE MEAN?
280
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,375
BEATS ME. I NEVER PAY ATTENTION.
281
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:35,249
THESE PINT-SIZE BODS ARE HANDY.
282
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,082
AND NOW, TO FIND STEELBEAK.
283
00:14:38,083 --> 00:14:39,582
BOY, OH, BOY.
284
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,207
YOU KIDS PICKED
THE WRONG FAN CLUB.
285
00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:45,874
DRESSING UP LIKE DARKWING DUFUS
286
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,874
WON'T SCORE POINTS HERE.
287
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,832
GIVE UP NOW, IRONBREATH,
288
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:54,332
OR FALL PREY TO MY
DOUBLE-FLIP WEB KICK.
289
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,749
WELL, YOU CERTAINLY
HAVE HIS STUPID VOICE
290
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,999
AND CORNY PATTER DOWN.
291
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,374
LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE
COCKY WHEN UNCONSCIOUS.
292
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:05,415
HEY! PUT ME DOWN!
293
00:15:05,416 --> 00:15:09,625
YOU GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR, TOO.
294
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,124
BY THE WAY,
295
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:18,082
YOU PUNKS MIGHT CONSIDER
CHANGING YOUR ROLE MODELS.
296
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,165
[WHISTLES]
297
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:21,582
YO, EGGMEN!
TRASH THIS SPACESUIT.
298
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,708
YES, SIR!
299
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:34,708
HIYA, DAD. HAPPY TO SEE US?
300
00:15:35,708 --> 00:15:38,624
NO, I WON'T ACCEPT THE CHECK.
301
00:15:38,625 --> 00:15:41,707
AM I A DRIVE-IN TELLER?
302
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,707
WHAT IS IT WITH WORLD LEADERS?
303
00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:47,582
DON'T THEY KEEP
AN EXTRA TRILLION?
304
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,124
WHAT? DARKWING DUCK?
305
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,582
THAT EXPLAINS THE
PEANUT GALLERY.
306
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:55,707
THERE'S NOTHING I HATE
MORE THAN PARTY CRASHERS.
307
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,957
PUT YOUR HELMETS ON!
WE'LL BE SPOTTED!
308
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,457
THEY'RE SO ITCHY.
309
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,582
ATTENTION, ALL EGGMEN!
310
00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:05,707
DARKWING DUCK HAS
BEEN SPOTTED HERE.
311
00:16:05,708 --> 00:16:08,707
A LUXURIOUS PAID
VACATION FOR TWO.
312
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:12,457
GOES TO THAT LUCKY
AGENT WHO CAPTURES HIM.
313
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:16,332
ACT NOW AND RECEIVE
A SET OF QUACKERWARE.
314
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,875
STAY CALM. DON'T PANIC.
315
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:20,875
YIKES!
316
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,291
AAH! AAH! AAH!
317
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,875
[ALARM BUZZES]
318
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,582
GEE, GEAR.
319
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,333
WE HIT THE GRAVITY CONTROL.
320
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:44,165
SOME RESCUE, HUH, DAD?
321
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,832
YEAH. LUCKY WE SURVIVED IT.
322
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:50,708
NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
323
00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:52,708
[MUMBLING]
324
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:57,333
COME ON! THEY'RE GAINING ON YOU!
325
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,000
WAA-HO!
326
00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:04,499
OOH! OOH! OOH!
327
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,208
WHOA! OOH!
328
00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:11,332
HIYA, GUYS.
YOU'RE IN TIME FOR THE COOKOUT.
329
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:14,957
WE'RE HAVING ONE OF
MY SPECIALTIES...
330
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,582
UHH! HOO! UHH!
331
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,416
ROAST DUCK.
332
00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:36,207
GOSALYN, THIS IS GOING
TO HURT A WHOLE BUNCH.
333
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:37,707
IT WON'T HURT
334
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,707
BECAUSE MY DAD'S GOING
TO RESCUE US ANY SECOND.
335
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,999
1,001...
336
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,499
1,002...
337
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,582
1,000...
338
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,207
THEY COULDN'T DO
THIS IF WE WERE BIG.
339
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:52,207
BUT WE'D PAY FULL MOVIE PRICE.
340
00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:56,707
THE KIDS WILL TAKE
OUR HEAT UNLESS...
341
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,165
THAT'S IT! UGH! UHH!
342
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:00,999
I NEED YOUR HEAD.
343
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,332
THERE'S SOMETHING I
DON'T HEAR EVERY DAY.
344
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,332
THIS AIR LOCK'S DESIGNED
TO STABILIZE AIR PRESSURE.
345
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:10,832
ALL I DO IS INCREASE
THE PRESSURE...
346
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,832
THEN WE'LL CRAWL OUT.
347
00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,457
HEY, I'M IMPRESSED.
348
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,458
LET'S GO.
349
00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:23,332
WHOA! REMIND ME TO
SWEAR OFF PANCAKES.
350
00:18:23,333 --> 00:18:26,291
LET'S GO FIND THE KIDS.
351
00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,707
F.O.W.L.
HIGH COMMAND MUST REALIZE.
352
00:18:30,708 --> 00:18:32,707
THAT 100 DRILLION DOLLARS.
353
00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:34,582
IS DIFFICULT TO COME BY.
354
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,415
READ MY BEAK.
355
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,874
TELL THEM TO RAISE SOME TAXES...
356
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:41,332
LIKE THEY NEED AN EXCUSE.
357
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:45,957
IF WE COULD JUST HAVE
A LITTLE MORE TIME...
358
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,499
HOOTY, HOOTY, HOOTY!
359
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:49,999
YOU WOULDN'T BE
STALLING STEELBEAK,
360
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,207
HOPING YOUR HIRED
STOOGE DIMWING DORK
361
00:18:53,208 --> 00:18:55,124
WOULD SAVE THE DAY?
362
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,999
WHY, NO. NOTHING OF THE SORT.
363
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,624
THAT'S GOOD, BABE,
364
00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:03,582
'CAUSE MY PAL DARKWING'S ABOUT
TO BECOME PERMANENTLY INDISPOSED.
365
00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:04,874
WHAT?
366
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,457
ALL RIGHT! CONSIDER ME VERY ANNOYED!
NOW WHAT?
367
00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:12,415
I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
368
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,749
THE BUTTER THAT
BURNS IN YOUR PAN!
369
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,999
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
370
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,583
MASTERFUL DISGUISE, DARKWING.
371
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:27,207
KID, I DON'T HAVE
TIME TO PLAY GAMES,
372
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:31,290
EXCEPT MAYBE CONNECT THE DOTS.
373
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,832
YIPE!
374
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:37,624
RIGHT NOW,
I WOULDN'T MIND BEING MY OLD SIZE.
375
00:19:37,625 --> 00:19:40,624
WE GOT TO FIND ANOTHER WAY IN.
376
00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:42,499
STEELBEAK IS NO PUSHOVER.
377
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,457
DAD'S PROBABLY
MOPPING UP WITH HIM.
378
00:19:45,458 --> 00:19:46,499
[GUNSHOTS]
379
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,875
I HOPE.
380
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,707
LUCKY GOSALYN'S
BODY'S IN GOOD SHAPE.
381
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:54,874
[CLICK]
382
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,124
KID, LET'S SEE IF
YOUSE CAN DODGE THIS.
383
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,457
NO PROBLEM.
384
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:04,583
LET'S POINT THIS IN
THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
385
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,332
WH-WHAT'S GOING ON?
386
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,332
IT'S THE MANEUVERING JETS!
387
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,457
HE'S TURNING US AROUND!
388
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,000
WAY TO HANG, DAD!
389
00:20:21,416 --> 00:20:23,708
WHOA! AAH! AAH!
390
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,582
WE'RE IN POSITION.
391
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:33,582
ALL HE HAS DO IS FIRE
THE MAIN ENGINES.
392
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:36,708
HEY! WHAT'S WITH YOU GUYS?
393
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,582
LAUNCHPAD?
394
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:41,583
HONKER?
395
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,374
YES! YES!
396
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:46,374
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK
TRIGGERED THE CHANGE.
397
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:50,957
I AM VERY, VERY,
VERY UPSET WITH YOU, KID.
398
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:52,874
LIKE I'M REALLY SCARED.
399
00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:55,083
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU...
400
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,249
LOOKS LIKE IT'S MY TURN.
401
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,707
WHAT HAPPENED?
402
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,582
YOU'RE YOU AGAIN.
403
00:21:02,583 --> 00:21:05,874
IF I'M HERE,
THEN GOSALYN'S THERE!
404
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,707
ALL RIGHT, DUCKY,
405
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,249
PLAYTIME'S OVER.
406
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,457
REALLY? SO SOON?
407
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,957
HEY, WATCH IT!
YOU COULD HURT SOMEBODY!
408
00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:17,957
THAT WAS THE POINT.
409
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:21,875
OH, YEAH. WELL, GOT TO GO.
410
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,583
GET AWAY FROM THERE!
411
00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:37,207
SHE DID IT! THE EARTH'S MOVING!
412
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,249
ALL RIGHT, GOSALYN!
413
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,207
BUT WHERE IS SHE?
414
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:42,290
GOSALYN!
415
00:21:42,291 --> 00:21:44,207
HI, DAD. BYE, DAD.
416
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:45,582
HUH?
417
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,499
WHERE IS SHE?
418
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,374
UH-OH! UH-OH! UH-OH!
419
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,707
YOU'RE PILLOW STUFFING
NOW, DUCK!
420
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:54,583
AAH!
421
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:57,874
WONDER WHERE HE'S GOING?
422
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,374
I WOULDN'T WANT TO
BE IN HIS SHOES,
423
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,957
NOR ANYONE ELSE'S.
424
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:07,958
HA HA! YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.