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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

9
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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AS A CLEVERLY
CONCOCTED CRIME WAVE

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CRASHES OVER ST. CANARD,

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A DROWNING POLICE
FORCE CALLS DARKWING.

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SO, ARMED WITH AN AWESOME ARRAY

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OF CRIMEFIGHTING GIZMOS AND...
AND THINGAMABOBS,

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OUR HERO'S SURE TO SIFT OUT

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THE SLIGHTEST SHRED OF EVIDENCE.

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AHA! FINGERPRINTS!

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A PERFECT MATCH.

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CONFESS! YOUR FINGERPRINTS
ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE!

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BUT I'M THE BANK'S PRESIDENT.

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OF COURSE. I KNEW THAT.

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WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT.

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WHOEVER TOOK THE MONEY
DIDN'T LEAVE CLUES.

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CLUE?
THEY DIDN'T LEAVE THE SAFE.

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JUST LIKE THE OTHER ROBBERIES.

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IT'S LIKE THE VAULT
JUST WALKED AWAY.

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WHAT DID YOU SAY? THAT'S STUPID!

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THERE'S NOTHING HERE.

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LET'S CHECK THE
ARMORED CAR SHIPMENT.

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WITH ALL THE ROBBERIES IN TOWN,

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MONEY JUST ISN'T SAFE
IN SAFES ANYMORE...

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WHICH IS WHY OLD HERB MUDDLEFOOT

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IS KEEPING HIS MONEY
WHERE NO CROOK WILL LOOK.

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[SINGING OFF KEY]

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OOH! I DON'T REMEMBER
MY DAISIES HERE.

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THE POOR DEARS LOOK PARCHED.

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[SPUTTERING]

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HERB!

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HIYA, HONEYBUNCH.

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WHAT YOU DOING OUT?

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SINGING MY PLANTS TO SLEEP.

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THEY LOVE SOFT MUSIC.

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UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DEAR?

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WELL,
I WAS JUST ENRICHING THE SOIL,

64
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TRYING TO GET THOSE
AZALEAS TO GROW.

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OH, GOOD. YOU SHOULD TRY
THAT MR. MULCH FERTILIZER.

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IT'S SUPPOSED TO
MAKE ANYTHING GROW.

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BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE NICE,

68
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BUT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES.

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[GRUNTING]

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WE'LL NEVER GET RICH
AT A PENNY A WEED.

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ESPECIALLY AFTER WE PAY MY MOM

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FOR THE PLANTS YOU RUINED.

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WELL, THIS GARDENING
STUFF ISN'T EASY.

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THOSE WEEDS LOOK LIKE FLOWERS,

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AND THESE FLOWERS LOOK
LIKE DOLLAR BILLS.

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HONKER, SCOPE THIS OUT.

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WOW! DO YOU THINK IT'S REAL?

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REAL ENOUGH FOR ME.
IT'S OUR OWN MONEY TREE!

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SHH! WE GOT TO KEEP THIS SECRET.

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LET'S PUT IT SOMEPLACE SAFE.

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UHH! UHH!

82
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THERE. NOW WE CAN JUST
WATCH OUR MONEY GROW.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONK-MAN?

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I'D SAY IT'S HARVEST TIME.

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HA HA HA! SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

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YES!

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THIS BEATS LIVING
ON MY ALLOWANCE!

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GETTING RAISES FROM
DAD TAKES FOREVER.

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D.W., IT'S TAKING FOREVER
TO CATCH THIS CROOK.

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THAT'S WHY WE'RE SETTING A TRAP.

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I'M WILLING TO RISK A
CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF MY MONEY,

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WHICH IS IN MY...

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SAFE.

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LOOKS LIKE THEY TOOK THE BAIT.

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YEAH. THE WHOLE 20 BUCKS.

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YOU WOULD BAIT THE
TRAP WITH 20 BUCKS?

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AND THE FAMILY JEWELS.

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THEY DON'T MAKE RHINESTONES
LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

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OK. WE'LL BUY YOUR ELECTRON
MICROSCOPE TOMORROW,

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BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE
RECORD STORE'S OUT OF CDs.

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GOSALYN!

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WHERE DID YOU GET THIS STUFF?

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MORE IMPORTANTLY,
HOW DID YOU PAY FOR IT?

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WON THE LOTTERY?

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DON'T TRY TO FOOL ME.

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I'M NOT A NORMAL FATHER.

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WELL, CALL THE PAPERS.

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A CHAIN'S ONLY AS STRONG
AS ITS WEAKEST LINK,

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HONKER?

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UH, I... UH... WHOA!

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UM... UM... UH...

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I DON'T CARE WHERE
YOU GOT THE MONEY!

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THESE ARE GOING BACK RIGHT NOW!

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WE PAID FOR IT.

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HOW?

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ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU.

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HE SEEMS SO DIFFERENT.

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YOU THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM?

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NOTHING AN EXORCISM WON'T FIX.

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HA HA HA HA!

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♪ 1, 3, 5, 9 ♪

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♪ WHAT A GUY, HE'S MIGHTY FINE ♪

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♪ YAY, MONEY ♪♪

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I'LL TAKE THAT.

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HEY, THAT'S OURS.

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BUT YOU NEED PARENTS TO
HELP MANAGE YOUR MONEY.

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DAD!

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NO NEED TO THANK ME.

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HEY!

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NOW, LET'S GET SERIOUS.

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FIRST, A BED OF FERTILIZER...

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TO MAKE OUR ASSETS GROW.

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PLENTY OF LIGHT TO
BRIGHTEN OUR FUTURE.

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AREN'T YOU OVERDOING IT A BIT?

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NAH, JUST MAKING SURE
BUSINESS KEEPS BLOOMING.

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WE BETTER FIND SOMEPLACE
SAFE TO STASH ALL THIS.

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OW!

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OF COURSE THIS ALL GOES
INTO A SAVINGS ACCOUNT,

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AFTER I PICK UP A
FEW ODDS AND ENDS.

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[CAR HORN PLAYS <i>DIXIE]</i>

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DID YOU ORDER A PIZZA?

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I WONDER HOW MUCH
OF THIS IS FOR ME?

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GOT A TREAT FOR YOU RIGHT
HERE, GUYS.

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HO! PRETTY IMPRESSIVE DUDS
THERE, D.W.

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ONE DOES HAVE TO KEEP
UP WITH THE TRENDS.

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IT'S ONE OF THE BURDENS
OF MY LIFESTYLE.

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A KEY RING?

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A GENUINE GUCCI-GOO,
THE ABSOLUTE TRENDIEST.

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I'M UNDERWHELMED.

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IT'S ALL PART OF THE LIFESTYLE

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OF THE NEW DRAKE MALLARD.

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WELL, MR. TRENDO,

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ARE YOU DUMPING THE
OLD DARKWING DUCK, TOO?

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GOSALYN, PERISH THE THOUGHT.

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THE CITY'S NEVER BEEN SAFER.

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YES, SIR.

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SCURRY OUT AND SCOUR
THE STREETS OF CRIME.

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YES, SIR.

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DARKWING DEFENDERS, INC.

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A SECURITY FRANCHISE AVAILABLE
IN MOST METROPOLITAN AREAS.

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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OH, ANOTHER DELIVERY!

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FROM NOW ON,
EVERY DAY IS CHRISTMAS.

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AND HOW NICE, A POLICE ESCORT.

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HERE, I BELIEVE THAT'S C.O.D.

166
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NO, IT'S C.I.A.
CAUGHT IN THE ACT.

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HMM, HMM. HAVE YOU RED-HANDED.

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THESE HAVE THE SERIAL NUMBER

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OF THE PHONY ONES AROUND TOWN.

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN PHONY?

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AS IN YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR COUNTERFEITING.

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B-BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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THAT MONEY WAS PLANTED.

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RIGHT. PLANTED ALL OVER TOWN.

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NO! I MEAN, I GREW IT!

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I'VE, UH,
TAKEN A FEW SECURITY PRECAUTIONS.

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00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,874
THERE. NOW YOU'LL SEE.

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IT WASN'T PRINTED,
BUT THAT MONEY'S 100% NATURAL.

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YAAH!

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SO, THAT'S YOUR MONEY TREE, HUH?

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YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
TOO MANY CARTOONS, DUCK.

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COME ON,
THEY'RE WAITING FOR YOU DOWNTOWN.

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MY DAD'S NO CROOK!

184
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ALTHOUGH HE SHORTS
ME ON MY ALLOWANCE.

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[LAUNCHPAD] DON'T WORRY, D.W.
WE'LL HELP YOU!

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WE'LL KEEP THIS FUNNY
MONEY FOR EVIDENCE.

187
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AND I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT
TO FORGET THE MONEY TREE.

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THIS IS REAL IMPORTANT EVIDENCE.

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HA HA HA!

190
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HA HA HA HA!

191
00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,207
THIS REALLY BLOWS.

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KIDS SHOULDN'T HAVE TO GO
THROUGH SUCH HARSH REALITY.

193
00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:12,499
YEAH. IT'S ROUGH HAVING
YOUR DAD IN JAIL.

194
00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,290
HUH? NO, NOW WE'VE GOT TO RETURN

195
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ALL THIS STUFF WE BOUGHT.

196
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,957
BUT GETTING DAD OUT
WOULDN'T HURT EITHER.

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00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:23,582
HEY, CHASE THOSE CLOUDS AWAY.

198
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,582
WE'LL MAKE D.W.'s BAIL.

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I'LL GIVE HIM MY LAST DIME.

200
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:30,624
OOPS, GUESS I SPENT THAT.

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00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,415
ALL I'VE GOT IS MY ALLOWANCE.

202
00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:35,332
THAT'S MORE THAN ME.

203
00:11:35,333 --> 00:11:39,707
I'VE ONLY GOT SOME
OF THAT PHONY MONEY.

204
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:43,250
THAT WON'T DO ANYONE ANY GOOD.

205
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,707
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

206
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OLD PIGGY-WIGGY WANTS
TO DO THE HOKEY-POKEY.

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00:11:51,833 --> 00:11:54,000
[SNORTING]

208
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,207
THIS LITTLE PIGGY'S
GOING TO STAY HOME.

209
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:04,624
HONKER, DON'T LET IT OUT!

210
00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,875
UH, UH, UH, AAH!

211
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:10,874
HELP!

212
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:14,957
WE'RE...
WE'RE COMING, LITTLE BUDDY!

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00:12:14,958 --> 00:12:16,332
AAH!

214
00:12:16,333 --> 00:12:18,750
OH! OH! AAH!

215
00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:28,000
LAUNCHPAD!

216
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:33,874
OOH, DO YOU THINK IT
COULD BE A PROWLER, DEAR?

217
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:37,207
A PROWLER!
SOMEBODY'S AFTER OUR MONEY!

218
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,582
OUR MONEY?

219
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,957
IT WON'T HURT TO DOUBLE-CHECK.

220
00:12:41,958 --> 00:12:45,957
IT SHOULD BE RIGHT DOWN... HERE?

221
00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:49,415
OH, MAYBE I DIDN'T
DIG DEEP ENOUGH.

222
00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:50,624
HERB?

223
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:53,499
WHY'S OUR MONEY BACK HERE?

224
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,582
UM, I BURIED IT.

225
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,582
JUST A LITTLE EXTRA
SECURITY, HONEY.

226
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,457
WELL, WHERE'S THE MONEY
NOW, HMM?

227
00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:04,457
I THOUGHT I BURIED IT HERE,

228
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:08,749
BUT I THINK IT WAS
OVER BY THE ROSES.

229
00:13:08,750 --> 00:13:12,958
JUST TWO SHAKES OF A PUP'S TALE.

230
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:33,874
I'VE GOT TO FIND A
WAY OUT OF THIS MESS.

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00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,874
OOH!

232
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:40,416
THERE'S AN ESCAPE I
WOULDN'T HAVE THOUGHT OF.

233
00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:49,082
THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR...

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00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,374
DARKWING DUCK.

235
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,415
YEE-HA!

236
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:54,874
PLEASE LET ME GO, PIGGY.

237
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:59,374
I PROMISE NEVER TO EAT
A HAM SANDWICH AGAIN.

238
00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:01,207
HANG ON, HONKER!

239
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:05,125
WE'LL BRING THAT PIG DOWN!

240
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,374
NICE TOSS, GOS!

241
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:09,708
THAT OUGHT TO TIRE OUT
THE LITTLE PIGSTER.

242
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,457
WHOA!

243
00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:21,875
THERE'S A NEW WAY OF
MAKING A NIGHT WITHDRAWAL.

244
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,249
GOSALYN?

245
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:32,707
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT?

246
00:14:32,708 --> 00:14:35,458
I WAS CHASING HIM.

247
00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:40,582
LOOK AT THIS.

248
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:43,707
THESE COUNTERFEIT
BILLS ARE LIKE SEEDS.

249
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,290
THAT'S WHY THE
LOCKER SPROUTED ROOTS

250
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:48,874
AND HOW THE BANK VAULT LEFT.

251
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:51,957
NOW I KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS.

252
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,457
HOW STUPID COULD I BE?

253
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,290
DOES HE REALLY WANT AN ANSWER?

254
00:14:57,291 --> 00:15:01,457
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

255
00:15:01,458 --> 00:15:05,749
DON'T YOU SEE?
IT COULD ONLY BE ONE VILLAIN.

256
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:08,499
THAT HALF-DUCK,
HALF-PLANT CROOK...

257
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,083
DR. REGINALD BUSHROOT!

258
00:15:11,375 --> 00:15:12,957
HEE HEE HEE!

259
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,749
NOT BAD FOR A MUTATED
RESEARCH SCIENTIST, HUH?

260
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,208
[DOOR OPENS]

261
00:15:19,958 --> 00:15:24,957
I DEVELOPED PLANTS THAT
NOT ONLY MAKE MONEY...

262
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:27,207
THEY TAKE MONEY, TOO!

263
00:15:27,208 --> 00:15:31,457
NOW I'M RICH AND GIVE
MY PLANT PALS GOODIES.

264
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:34,708
LOOKIE... IMPORTED BOTTLE WATER.

265
00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,582
[CASH REGISTER RINGS]

266
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,999
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE
DESIGNER PAINTED POTS?

267
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,957
ONLY THE BEST FOR YOU, BABE.

268
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:47,624
OOH. HA HA HA HA!

269
00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:51,207
THE WHOLE WORLD'S
OURS FOR THE MULCHING!

270
00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:54,457
DON'T COUNT YOUR SEEDS
BEFORE THEY SPROUT!

271
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,582
NO, NOT HIM AGAIN!

272
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,832
THE TERROR FLAPPING
IN THE NIGHT.

273
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,458
STOP THAT GUY!

274
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:07,374
I AM THE CLIPPER THAT
TRIMS YOUR HEDGES.

275
00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:10,249
I AM DARKWING DUCK!

276
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,832
YOU'RE FINISHED, BUSHROOT.

277
00:16:11,833 --> 00:16:15,457
I'VE DISCOVERED YOUR
SCHEME, EXCEPT ONE THING...

278
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:18,207
WHY STEAL MONEY WHEN IT GROWS?

279
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:21,332
I DIDN'T WANT TO,
BUT MINE DOESN'T LAST.

280
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:22,832
WHOSE DOES?

281
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:26,457
WELL,
YOU WON'T NEED MONEY IN PRISON!

282
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,957
I CAN'T GO THERE.

283
00:16:27,958 --> 00:16:30,624
I'D NEVER GET ENOUGH SUNLIGHT.

284
00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:34,207
[DARKWING] SO,
RENT YOURSELF A TANNING BOOTH.

285
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:36,083
UH. UH. UH.

286
00:16:39,583 --> 00:16:41,582
UH-OH.

287
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:45,832
THOUGHT I'D BE A
PUSHOVER, DIDN'T YOU?

288
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,874
WELL, I'M GOING SHOPPING,

289
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:52,874
WHILE YOU STAY HERE
AND ROT ON THE VINE.

290
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:54,707
GO AHEAD, BOYS.

291
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:59,208
GIVE 'EM THE SQUEEZE PLAY.

292
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:11,249
WE'VE BEEN IN SOME
TIGHT SPOTS BEFORE, D.W.

293
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,832
BUT NEVER WITH
MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT.

294
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,082
♪ ♪ ♪

295
00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:19,374
WELL, MAYBE I CAN STRIKE
A MORE POSITIVE NOTE.

296
00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,957
IT'S MY TURN NOW.

297
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:26,166
[PLAYS SNAKE CHARMING TUNE]

298
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:38,583
OH, MAJOR LEAGUE
IMPRESSIVE, DAD.

299
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,457
WHEW, GUESS MOM WAS RIGHT.

300
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,124
PLANTS LIKE MUSIC.

301
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,499
RIGHT. NOW MY NEXT NUMBER

302
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,415
WILL FEATURE BUSHROOT SINGING,

303
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:51,750
<i>THE JAILHOUSE BLUES.</i>

304
00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:55,124
HOW MUCH FOR THE WHOLE PLACE?

305
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:57,707
SELL MY FERTILIZER FACTORY?

306
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,332
NEVER!

307
00:17:59,333 --> 00:18:02,749
I MADE THE FINEST
GOURMET PLANT FOOD

308
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,332
IN ALL OF ST. CANARD.

309
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:10,708
AH, SMELL THAT AROMA.
FEEL THAT CONSISTENCY.

310
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,124
HMM, HMM, OH!

311
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:17,874
AND SAVOR THAT FLAVOR.

312
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,582
I'LL PAY WHATEVER YOU
ASK, ANYTHING.

313
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,999
I CAN'T SELL.

314
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:26,457
THIS FACTORY'S BEEN IN MY
FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS.

315
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:29,415
WE NEVER WERE A CLOSE FAMILY.

316
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:31,457
HA HA HA HA!

317
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,583
OH, BOY! THIS IS SWELL!

318
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:38,290
THINK OF THE DINNER PARTIES.

319
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:40,458
COME ON IN, BOYS!

320
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:44,499
I COULD FEED A FOREST!

321
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,874
I'M ROLLING IN FERTILIZER!

322
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:51,458
OH, YOU'RE IN DEEP, ALL RIGHT.

323
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:54,374
PUT 'EM UP!

324
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,708
GEE!

325
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:59,874
UGH. SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO?

326
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:02,457
I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS.

327
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,582
SAME HERE. IT'S DISGUSTING.

328
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,999
LEAVE ME ALONE.
YOU THUMB-SUCKING FUNGUS!

329
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,957
DARKWING DUCK ALWAYS
GETS THE BAD GUY.

330
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:15,457
LOOK, I'LL PAY YOU TO GO AWAY.

331
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,290
BUY YOURSELF SOMETHING IN
GREEN, HUH?

332
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,249
SORRY, MR. MONEY TREE.

333
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,749
THIS DUCK'S NOT FOR SALE.

334
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,165
AND NEITHER ARE MY COMPANIONS!

335
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,457
OH!

336
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:30,124
IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED
THAT CRIME DOESN'T PAY.

337
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,290
HUH?

338
00:19:31,291 --> 00:19:32,832
GET 'EM, GUYS!

339
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,124
GUNS CAN'T HURT YOU!

340
00:19:35,125 --> 00:19:39,875
<i>AU CONTRAIRE.</i>
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW THEM AWAY.

341
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,874
I'M UP A TREE.

342
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,874
YOU CAN DEFOLIATE US,

343
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,374
BUT YOU CANNOT DEFEAT US!

344
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,999
GET THE OTHERS.

345
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,999
WHOA! WHOA!

346
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,707
EW, THIS STINKS.

347
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,333
NOW, THERE'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

348
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,249
AAH! HEY!

349
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:07,707
PUT THEM DOWN!

350
00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:11,874
LET ME GO, TWIGGY.
I'LL TEAR YOU APART!

351
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:13,415
WAIT, BIG GUY.

352
00:20:13,416 --> 00:20:17,958
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH THEM?

353
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:20,332
MULCH THEM?
THAT'S AWFULLY FINAL,

354
00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:23,290
NOT TO MENTION EXTREMELY MESSY.

355
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,624
NO!

356
00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,833
UGH. UGH. UGH.

357
00:20:28,166 --> 00:20:31,332
BETTER PUT A MOVE ON, KIDS.

358
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:35,166
LET'S SEE HOW <i>YOU</i> LIKE THE HEAT.

359
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:40,207
OW! OW! OW! OW!

360
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:43,332
I'M GETTING TIRED.

361
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:46,165
HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

362
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:48,582
HURRY, DARKWING!

363
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:51,249
I'M COMING, GOS!

364
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,250
OW! OW! OW!

365
00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:59,333
GET HIM OUT! GET HIM OUT!

366
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,415
COME ON!

367
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:04,957
STRETCH! QUICK...

368
00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,708
START CLIMBING!

369
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:12,832
COME BACK, MONEY TREES!

370
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:16,582
I NEED YOU TO BUY A FARM.

371
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,165
OH, OW, OW!

372
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,207
WELL, HE BOUGHT IT!

373
00:21:20,208 --> 00:21:23,957
WHAT FOLKS WON'T
DO TO SAVE A BUCK.

374
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:28,708
BUT HEY,
THAT'S WHERE GREED WILL GET YOU.

375
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:35,082
NO WONDER THEY SAY

376
00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:39,208
MONEY IS THE <i>ROOT</i> OF ALL EVIL.

377
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:45,207
I GUESS THAT MONEY TREE MANIA

378
00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:48,832
GOT THE BETTER OF ALL OF US.

379
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,832
SOME MORE THAN OTHERS.

380
00:21:50,833 --> 00:21:53,207
SOME GOOD CAME FROM IT...

381
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:55,999
HERB'S GETTING A
LOT MORE EXERCISE.

382
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:01,290
COME ON OVER, NEIGHBORS!
YOU CAN'T HARDLY MISS!

383
00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:05,375
THAT'S <i>CAN</i> HARDLY MISS.

384
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:09,625
GUH... WHATEVER.