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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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YOU CAN'T GET CLOSER
TO HEAVEN THAN THIS...

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THE SUNDAY FUNNIES,

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A BOWL OF HONEY
CRUNCHY WACKY-Os,

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AND A DAY WITH NOTHING TO DO

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BUT ROT OUR BRAINS
ON VIDEO GAMES.

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THE BENEFITS OF
MODERN CIVILIZATION

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CAN BE BREATHTAKING.

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HERE'S THE SPORTS.

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WANT THE TRAVEL SECTION?

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GET A LIFE.

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IF IT ISN'T IN COMICS OR SPORTS,

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MY BRAIN REJECTS IT.

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AAH! OH, NO!

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UH, YOUR TEAM LOSE?

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WORSE! WHERE CAN I HIDE?

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IT'S CAMPING SEASON!

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COME ON!

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EVERY SPRING, THE SAME THING.

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THE CAMPSITES OPEN,

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AND DAD STARTS MUTATING.

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HE STOPS BEING DAD
AND TURNS INTO...

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"A TRUE OUTDOORSMAN!"

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I GET THE WILLIES
THINKING ABOUT IT.

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BUT WHAT'S WRONG
WITH GOING CAMPING?

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[CRASH]

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SOUNDS LIKE FUN TO ME.

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ARE YOU KIDDING?

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NO HEAT, NO TV, NO VIDEOS,

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NO BATHROOMS.

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IF I WANTED TO LIVE LIKE THAT,

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I'D MOVE IN WITH BIG FOOT.

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HONKER? OHH.

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DESERTED IN MY HOUR OF NEED.

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GOSALYN!

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HELP! GOSALYN!

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QUIT FOOLING AROUND, HONK.

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IF DAD DOESN'T SEE THIS STUFF,

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MAYBE HE WON'T REMEMBER.

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GOSALYN,
I TOLD YOU NO SOCCER PLAYING

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IN THE HOUSE!

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NOT US.

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OH, BUT WE WERE JUST READING.

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OF COURSE.

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EVER THE EXPERT
ON CURRENT EVENTS.

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TRY IT RIGHT SIDE UP.

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WHAT WERE YOU REALLY...

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WHAT IS THIS?

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DUCK AND COVER!

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ALL RIGHT, YOUNG LADY.

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YOU HAD BETTER...

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CAMPING STUFF!

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IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY?

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IT IS!

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GOS, I LOVE YOU.

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GETTING ALL THIS STUFF READY...

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I WOULD HAVE FORGOTTEN.

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YOU CAN KEEP MY STUFFED TOADS,

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BUT DONATE MY ZOMBIE COMICS

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TO THE EIGHTH PERIOD STUDY HALL.

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I DON'T THINK A CAMPING
TRIP CALLS FOR A WILL.

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EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

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YOU'LL BE UP TO YOUR NOSE

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IN WACKY WILLIE CARTOONS.

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THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY

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OF STOPPING THIS TRIP.

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WE'LL BE GOING

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WHEN I FINISH PACKING.

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IF THE CAR DOESN'T GET PACKED,

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WE DON'T GO.

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♪ AH DA DIT BOO ♪

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♪ DI AT-DA DIDDY AH ♪

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♪ AH BA BIT BOO ♪

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♪ ZIP A BOO DA DUM DUM ♪♪

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[WHISTLING]

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I THOUGHT WE'D BE
ON THE ROAD BY NOW.

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BOY, HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS

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ARE WE GOING TO NEED?

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PACKING NEVER USED
TO TAKE THIS LONG.

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OOPSIE.

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GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE
KEEN ON HELPING,

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BUT I THINK IT'LL GO FASTER

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IF I FINISH MYSELF.

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AND...<i>VOILA!</i>

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A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING,

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AND EVERYTHING IN ITS PLACE.

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LET ME GET RID OF
THIS LOOSE STRING.

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[MUMBLING]

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FINALLY,
ALL PACKED AND READY TO GO.

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NOTHING TO STOP US.

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SURE.

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WE'RE NOT GETTING
OUT OF CIVILIZATION

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A MOMENT TOO SOON.

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OOH, YOU...

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AH, NOTHING LIKE MOUNTAIN AIR.

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GLAD THE RENTAL CAR COMPANY

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HAD A CAR FOR US, AREN'T YOU?

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THE PARK'S CLOSING.
TOO BAD. LET'S GO.

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JUST CALM DOWN.

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WHAT'S THE STORY?

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IT'S A BEAR! YOU CAN'T GO IN.

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WE CAN BE BACK

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BEFORE <i>THE WACKY WILLIE SHOW.</i>

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GOSALYN.

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LOOK, I HAVE A RESERVATION.

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I DEMAND A CAMPING PERMIT.

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FINE!

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CAMP ANYWHERE YOU WANT,

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JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE BEAR.

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WELL, OF COURSE.

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THE WHOLE POINT IN COMING HERE

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IS TO OBSERVE THE WILDLIFE.

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WHATEVER WILDLIFE IS LEFT.

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DON'T WORRY, GOSALYN.

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THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO SEE.

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THE FIRST RULE OF
A TRUE OUTDOORSMAN

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IS TO PICK THE RIGHT CAMPSITE.

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PERFECT.

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YEAH, IF YOU WANT DESOLATION.

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WHEN WE FIX THE TENT,

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IT'LL BE LIKE HOME.

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HMM. GROUND'S A BIT HARD.

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JUST NEEDS A TAD MORE FORCE.

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WHOA. LUCKY IT HIT YOUR HEAD.

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A TRUE OUTDOORSMAN
NEVER GIVES UP.

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BUT A CITY GIRL
KNOWS WHEN TO CHEAT.

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STOP THAT!

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THESE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS.

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DAD,

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YOU OK?

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NO PROBLEM.

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IT TAKES MORE THAN THAT

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TO SHAKE A TRUE OUTDOORSMAN.

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A TRUE... UH, OUTDOORSMAN

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KNOWS HOW TO IMPROVISE.

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WHEW! WELL,

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WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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COOL!

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AND WITHOUT USING STAKES.

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JUST TAKES WILDERNESS KNOW-HOW.

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WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?

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SORRY, DAD.

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LET'S LET ME PITCH THE TENT

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WHILE YOU GO CHOP FIREWOOD.

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AH, REALLY?

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YAHOO!

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MAYBE THAT WASN'T
SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

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HOW'S HE EXPECT
ME TO COLLECT WOOD

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WITHOUT AN AX?

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IT'S NOT LIKE I'D
CHOP DOWN THE FOREST,

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JUST THIN IT OUT.

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[GRRR]

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"COME ON, GOSALYN.

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CAMPING WILL BE FUN."

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HUH?

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[GRRR]

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THERE'S OBVIOUSLY SOME
NEW DEFINITION OF FUN

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THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.

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IF NATURE WANTS TO
COMMUNE WITH ME,

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IT CAN SEND A FAX.

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YEAH, BOY, I'M IN PARADISE NOW.

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LOOKS GREAT.

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BACK, I SAY!

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CHILL, DAD.

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I WASN'T GOING TO
TOUCH THAT TENT.

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SORRY. SAY,

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HOW'S ABOUT SOME CHOW?

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IS THAT ANYTHING LIKE FOOD?

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WHAT'S THIS, VITAMINS?

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NO. IT'S DEHYDRATED FOOD.

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EASY TO PACK, NO FUSS, NO MUSS.

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OH, MONDO NEATO!

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THIS IS ONE PART OF CAMPING

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I'LL LIKE.

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MARSHMALLOWS, ANYONE?

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WILL THEY BLOW UP?

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THE TRICK TO
MARSHMALLOW ROASTING

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IS GETTING IT GOLDEN BROWN

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WITHOUT SINGEING IT.

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AAH! WE'RE HIT, CAPTAIN!

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WE'RE GOING DOWN!

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ARRGH!

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OH, THE HUMANITY.

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GIVE ME THAT!

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LUCKY I BROUGHT A SPARE.

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TIME FOR BED.

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THERE <i>ARE</i> CHILD
ENDANGERMENT LAWS.

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IN THIS STATE.

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YOU NEED A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

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WE HAVE TO BE UP AT
DAWN TO GO FISHING.

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THIS ISN'T MY IDEA OF PARADISE.

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OUCH! THIS GROUND IS LUMPY.

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WANT MY AIR MATTRESS?

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AIR MATTRESS? WE DIDN'T BRING...

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GOOD NIGHT, DAD.

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OHH, GOOD NIGHT, GOSALYN.

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[GRRR]

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[GRRR]

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IS THAT YOUR STOMACH?

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COULD BE.
MARSHMALLOWS DON'T EXACTLY COVER

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THE BASIC FOOD GROUPS.

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[GRRR]

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[GRRR]

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AAH! AAH!

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[GRRR]

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WAIT. NO BEAR CAN SCARE
A TRUE OUTDOORSMAN,

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LET ALONE DARKWING DUCK.

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HEY-YA!

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OOH, OOH, OH!

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[GRRR]

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THE BEAR HUG, EH?

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I LAUGH AT YOUR...

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HA HA HA!

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RUSTIC, UGH...

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THOUGH CURIOUSLY
EFFECTIVE ATTEMPT...

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TO SUFFOCATE ME.

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00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:03,582
ALL RIGHT, FUR
FACE, PUT HIM DOWN!

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00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:06,375
[GRRR]

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00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,249
GREAT TRICK! DO YOU DO PARTIES?

247
00:12:16,250 --> 00:12:17,375
[GRRR]

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THAT WAS CLOSE.

249
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I SURE WANT TO
THANK THE GUY WHO...

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HOWDY, NEIGHBOR!

251
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YOU WERE RIGHT.

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THE KIDS WERE LOOKING
ON THE SOFT SIDE.

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DECIDED TO TAKE YOUR ADVICE...

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SHOW THEM THE TRUE OUTDOORS!

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00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,582
OOH, THIS IS EVER SO EXCITING.

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WELL, MISERY LOVES COMPANY.

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SORRY IT HAD TO BE YOU.

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SPEAKING OF MISERY,

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TANK'S NOT VERY
HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

260
00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:52,457
[GRRR]

261
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:57,457
I HEAR I HAVE YOU TO
THANK FOR THIS TRIP.

262
00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:58,499
NICE BOY.

263
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,874
ARE YOU AWARE OF THE LEASH LAWS?

264
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:04,457
THIS IS A BIG PLACE.

265
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,374
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
CAMP RIGHT HERE.

266
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,207
I'LL TELL YOU.

267
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:12,707
THE FIRST RULE OF
A TRUE OUTDOORSMAN

268
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,707
IS TO PICK THE RIGHT CAMPSITE.

269
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:18,707
THIS ONE HERE IS SOME SPOT.

270
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,874
WHERE ARE YOU CAMPING?

271
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,874
IT'S RIGHT OVER TH...

272
00:13:22,875 --> 00:13:24,874
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE

273
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,166
A VERY GOOD SPOT.

274
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:37,624
WHY CAN'T WE SLEEP IN
LIKE THE MUDDLEFOOTS?

275
00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:39,707
IF YOU SLEEP IN,

276
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:42,290
NO FRESH TROUT FOR BREAKFAST.

277
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:45,457
NOW, THERE'S A REAL INCENTIVE.

278
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,874
BESIDES,
WE CAN FINALLY GET SOME USE

279
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:52,415
OUT OF THIS STUPID RAFT.

280
00:13:52,416 --> 00:13:55,291
ARE YOU DRAGGING YOUR FEET?

281
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:01,750
AAH! WHOA!

282
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,457
NICE SHOT, DAD.

283
00:14:06,458 --> 00:14:08,415
YOU FOUND THE LAKE.

284
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,249
DAD?

285
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,749
NO PROBLEM.

286
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:14,708
JUST CHECKING OUT THE FISH.

287
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,582
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

288
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,999
NOT ONE BITE.

289
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,957
IT MUST BE SOME KIND
OF A CONSPIRACY.

290
00:14:22,958 --> 00:14:26,583
WHO'D WANT TO SUCK ON WORMS?

291
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,707
HUNGRY FISH, THAT'S WHO.

292
00:14:29,708 --> 00:14:34,333
QUICK! THE NET.
I'M BRINGING HIM IN.

293
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,749
WILL YOU GET ME OUT OF...

294
00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:39,874
I HATE THIS PART.

295
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,457
UGH!

296
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:42,874
YUCK!

297
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:43,833
OUCH!

298
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,874
WILL YOU STOP?

299
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:48,707
DON'T WORRY. I'LL SAVE YOU, DAD.

300
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:50,290
NO, DON'T! STOP!

301
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,332
OW!

302
00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:53,749
WHAT, THOSE ARE THE DWEEBS

303
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,832
YOU COULDN'T SCARE OFF?

304
00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:58,290
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

305
00:14:58,291 --> 00:14:59,874
LOOK, BRUNO.

306
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,832
IF YOU CAN'T SCARE THEM OFF,

307
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,290
JUST GET RID OF THEM.

308
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:06,291
[GRRR]

309
00:15:06,292 --> 00:15:07,457
RIGHT.

310
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:11,750
SAVE IT FOR THE PEANUT
GALLERY, BABE.

311
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,499
[COUGH COUGH]

312
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,624
THAT THING TRIED TO EAT ME.

313
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,624
YOU PROBABLY LOOKED TASTIER

314
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,290
THAN THAT WORM.

315
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:24,457
OH? WHAT BAIT DO YOU SUGGEST,

316
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:26,291
MISS WILDERNESS EXPERT?

317
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,457
WELL, SOMETHING MORE
TEMPTING THAN A WORM

318
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,874
LIKE... FRENCH FRIES

319
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,458
OR A CANDY BAR!

320
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:40,999
TOLD YOU, DAD.

321
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,166
IT'S ALL IN THE BAIT.

322
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,500
[GRRR]

323
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:58,875
MIGHTY NEIGHBORLY TO
SHARE YOUR FISH WITH US.

324
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,124
THERE WAS SO MUCH.

325
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,582
HOW DID YOU CATCH IT?

326
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:08,165
JUST TAKES WILDERNESS
KNOW-HOW, RIGHT?

327
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,749
[GRUMBLING]

328
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:13,457
GOOD THING ALL THIS ROUGHING IT

329
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,749
WORKED UP OUR APPETITES.

330
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,290
YOU CALL THIS ROUGHING IT?

331
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,707
MICROWAVE, EASY CHAIRS.

332
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,707
EVEN A TV, HERB!

333
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,582
ONLY A PORTABLE.

334
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,457
IT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE CABLE.

335
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,499
THE PIONEERS DIDN'T
HAVE MICROWAVE OVENS.

336
00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,999
THEY LIVED OFF THE LAND

337
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,249
EATING NUTS, BERRIES!

338
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,165
I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

339
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,749
GOSALYN!

340
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:41,832
TODAY I'M TEACHING YOU

341
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,957
HOW TO LIVE OFF THE LAND.

342
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,582
MY LAST MEAL.

343
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,999
I SHOULD HAVE EATEN MORE.

344
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

345
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:58,249
MMM, MMM, MMM.
YOU OUGHT TO TRY SOME.

346
00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,415
THIS KIDNEY PLANT'S
GREAT FOR SALADS.

347
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:04,582
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE MUTANT COW.

348
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,124
OH, LOOKY, LOOKY!

349
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,124
STICKY SAP STINKWEED.

350
00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,582
GREAT SKIN MOISTURIZER.

351
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,207
OH, THAT'S IT.

352
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:15,415
I CAN GET BACK TO CAMP

353
00:17:15,416 --> 00:17:18,082
BEFORE HE NOTICES I'M GONE.

354
00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:21,707
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH
WHERE I'M GOING?

355
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:26,165
YOU! YOU'RE...
YOU'RE A F.O.W.L. EGGMAN.

356
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,999
HEY, BINGO ON THE FIRST TRY.

357
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,457
AND YOU, MY NOSY MUNCHKIN,

358
00:17:32,458 --> 00:17:35,457
ARE HISTORY.

359
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,457
TAKE HER, FANG.

360
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:38,833
[GASP]

361
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:44,625
[GRRR]

362
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,624
PRESTO CHANGO.

363
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,707
BADDA BOOM, BADDA BING,

364
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:11,457
AND ONE HIGH-POWERED
INTERCONTINENTAL MISSILE

365
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,874
IS NOW A HARMLESS FIR TREE.

366
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:16,415
WHEN WE'RE THROUGH,

367
00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:19,332
THIS PARK WILL HAVE ENOUGH POWER

368
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,374
TO ATOMIZE A CONTINENT.

369
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,999
CAN'T BE TOO GOOD FOR THE TREES.

370
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,499
I HATE THIS NATURE STUFF.

371
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,874
FRESH AIR MAKES ME GAG.

372
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:34,082
YEP.
GIVE ME CIVILIZATION ANY DAY.

373
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:37,499
GEE, THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

374
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:41,165
LET ME PUT YOU ON INTIMATE TERMS

375
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,832
WITH ONE OF OUR
NATURAL WONDERS...

376
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:46,208
OLD RELIABLE.

377
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:51,999
IMPRESSED?

378
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,332
IT'LL DO THAT AGAIN
IN EXACTLY 10 MINUTES.

379
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:58,874
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT APPRECIATE

380
00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:01,500
A FRONT ROW SEAT.

381
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,582
BOY,
THIS SPECKLED EUCALYPTUS BUSH

382
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:08,999
IS A GREAT EARWAX REMOVER,

383
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,124
GOSALYN.

384
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:11,957
GOSALYN?

385
00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,457
IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO HER,

386
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:16,457
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.

387
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,999
LET'S SEE...

388
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,999
BEAR, TREES, STEELBEAK, GOSALYN.

389
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,999
NUCLEAR MISSILES, MORE TREES...

390
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,832
WHAT? STEELBEAK! MISSILES!

391
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,124
TIME FOR THIS OUTDOORSMAN

392
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,832
TO GET DANGEROUS.

393
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:32,374
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

394
00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:33,874
ANOTHER SATISFIED SUBSCRIBER

395
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:37,457
TO THE CLICHE OF THE MONTH CLUB.

396
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:41,874
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLOPS IN THE NIGHT!

397
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,707
NO. NOT HERE.

398
00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,707
I'M THE PESTILENT BLISTER

399
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,249
THAT BURSTS IN YOUR BOOT.

400
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:50,457
EUWW! EUWW!

401
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,207
I AM DARKWING DUCK!

402
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,707
MAN, I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM YOU.

403
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:59,207
WHAT, ARE YOU A FRANCHISE?

404
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:00,707
TAKE HIM DOWN.

405
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:01,874
[GRRR]

406
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:05,832
I HATE DOING THIS TO
AN ENDANGERED SPECIES,

407
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,583
BUT YOU ARE TOAST, BEAR.

408
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,582
HUH! IT'S A ROBOT.

409
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,457
[GRRR]

410
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:22,750
OK. I CAN TAKE OFF
THE KID GLOVES.

411
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,207
HANG IN THERE, DARKWING!

412
00:20:27,208 --> 00:20:29,708
I'M ON MY WAY.

413
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,624
HEY, THAT'S NICE.

414
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,624
EVERY DIABOLICAL MASTER PLAN

415
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:41,291
SHOULD HAVE MUSICAL
ACCOMPANIMENT.

416
00:20:43,291 --> 00:20:45,457
EH? WHAT?

417
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:46,957
YEOW OW OW!

418
00:20:46,958 --> 00:20:48,999
OOH HOO!

419
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,749
[GRRR]

420
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,708
WHOA!

421
00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:54,749
HUH?

422
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,290
HA HA HA!

423
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,374
ECHO.

424
00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:59,291
HELLOOOO DOWN THERE!

425
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:04,999
THESE OUGHT TO WORK
LIKE SMELLING SALTS.

426
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,457
[COUGH COUGH]

427
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:10,707
OH, SPECKLED PLUMENTHAL LEAVES?

428
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:13,457
WHY, GOSALYN,
YOU <i>WERE</i> PAYING ATTENTION.

429
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,375
[GRRR]

430
00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:20,957
I'LL GIVE IT MY PATENTED

431
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:22,874
DOUBLE FLIP WEB KICK.

432
00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:24,208
NO NEED, DARKWING.

433
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:27,874
I HAVE ONE MORE WILDERNESS TRICK

434
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:29,457
UP MY SLEEVE.

435
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,625
[GRRR]

436
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,290
IT WOULD BE A SHAME

437
00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:43,958
TO WASTE MY PATENTED WEB KICK.

438
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,457
ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE HAD IT.

439
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,415
I'M GETTING YOU AND THE GIRL.

440
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:54,957
UH-OH.

441
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:59,583
SOUNDS LIKE OLD RELIABLE
IS RIGHT ON TIME.

442
00:22:02,291 --> 00:22:06,290
ONCE AGAIN,
THE WORLD IS A SAFER PLACE

443
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,707
THANKS TO DARKWING DUCK!

444
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:09,749
AND...

445
00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:13,416
TRUE OUTDOORSPERSON!

446
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:18,249
UH, YEAH.

447
00:22:18,250 --> 00:22:19,290
RIGHT.

448
00:22:19,291 --> 00:22:21,000
HA HA HA!