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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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NOW THERE'S NOTHING
STANDING BETWEEN ME
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AND UNSPEAKABLE WEALTH
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EXCEPT 2 TONS OF STEEL.
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WHAT SEPARATES THE
CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS
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FROM THE CHEAP THUGS
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IS THE ABILITY TO ADAPT
TO NEW SITUATIONSSSS.
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AND NOBODY ADAPTS LIKE ME!
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I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION
THE ONLY SURE WAY
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TO MAKE MONEY
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IS MAKING IT YOURSELF,
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AND WITH THESE $100
PLATESSSS, I'LL MAKE PLENTY!
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
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I'M THE SUBSTANTIAL PENALTY
FOR EARLY WITHDRAWAL.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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HMM, SOMETHING'S MISSING HERE.
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YEOWK!
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ALL RIGHT, WHO'S THE...
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LET ME GUESS,
YOU'RE THE CR-CR-CROOK.
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YEAH,
BUT KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT!
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OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD.
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LAUNCHPAD, GET IN HERE!
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HELP ME PUT THIS
BRUISER IN PRISON!
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HOW ABOUT PUTTING IT
IN THE BROOM CLOSET?
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HE WAS JUST HERE...
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BIG GUY THE SIZE OF A
BUS, HARD TO MISS.
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FOLLOW THAT MOP!
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OVER THERE!
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HAS A MOP PASSED HERE...
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DISHWATER BLOND,
NO VISIBLE SCARS?
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HE WENT THAT WAY, MISSSTER.
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YOU SHOULD BE HOME IN BED.
IT'S LATE.
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L.P., CALL THIS CHILD A CAB.
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[WHISTLING]
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THANKS, MISSSTER.
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REMEMBER, LAUNCHPAD,
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EVERY GOOD CRIME
FIGHTER IS ALSO...
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A GOOD SAMARITAN.
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HONKER, WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'M UP HERE.
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WHO DID IT THIS TIME?
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THE KIDS IN BIOLOGY CLASS.
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THEY CALLED ME A WIMPY
BOOKWORM NERDCAKE
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WITH BAD TASTE IN CLOTHES.
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DO YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE?
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WELL, OF COURSE NOT. YOUR...
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CLOTHES ARE FINE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF IT?
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WELL, NO.
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A WIMP
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OR A NERDCAKE,
GENERALLY SPEAKING.
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I'M NOT?
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WELL, NO. YOU'RE...
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YOU'RE JUST, UH,
SUBDUED, THAT'S ALL.
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IT'S THE SAME THING, GOSALYN.
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OH, A NERDCAKE BY ANY OTHER NAME
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IS STILL A WIMP.
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OH, THE POOR WIMP.
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ONCE I PRINT MY OWN MONEY,
I'LL GET MY REVENGE.
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NOW FOR THE FLAWLESS FORGERY.
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IT'S INCREDIBLE!
IT'S PERFECT! IT'S...
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IT'S A PUDDLE ON THE FLOOR.
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I MUSSSST FIND QUALITY INK
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OR I'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS CAVE!
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THIS IS A VERY BAFFLING CASE,
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BUT WITH PRIVACY
AND CONCENTRATION,
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MAYBE...
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DOAAAHHH!
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[CRASH]
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SOLVE IT.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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FUNNY, I WAS ABOUT TO ASK YOU.
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THE KIDS CALL HONKER NAMES.
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I'M TEACHING HIM TO FIGHT BACK,
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AND, FRANKLY, DAD,
I'LL NEED HELP.
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SORRY. I'VE GOT A TOUGH CASE.
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I'M AGAINST A VILLAIN
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WHO, BY ALL APPEARANCES,
CAN CHANGE APPEARANCES.
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HE OR SHE OR IT'S
ALMOST LIKE A CHAMELEON.
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JUST GIVE HIM A FEW POINTERS.
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YES! EXACTLY LIKE A CHAMELEON,
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COMPLETE WITH A HISSING VOICE.
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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN HELP HONKER
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BECAUSE YOU'RE THE
UNWIMPIEST GUY ON THE PLANET.
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LOOK AT THAT IRON JAW.
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WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD
SPARE A FEW MINUTES.
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IT'S O.K. TO BE MANIPULATED
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IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE
BEING MANIPULATED.
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WHEN SOMEONE ASKS
YOU TO DO SOMETHING,
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DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SAYING NO?
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YES.
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HONKMAN,
YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO BE ASSERTIVE.
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AND THAT'S WHY YOU NEED...
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THE DARKWING DUCK
ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING COURSE.
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FOLLOW EVERY RULE IN HERE
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AND YOU'LL BE A NEW MAN.
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ROBBERY IN PROGRESS AT
INK, INCORPORATED!
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TO THE RATCATCHER, LAUNCHPAD!
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THE DARKWING DUCK
ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING COURSE.
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READ IT, LEARN IT, LIVE IT!
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INK, INC.,
THE WORLD'S LEADING SUPPLIER
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OF INK-BLOT TESTS
FOR PSYCHIATRISTS.
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EXCUSSSE ME.
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NO PROBLEM, SIR.
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EXCUSSSE ME?
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L.P., THERE'S THE LARCENOUS
LIZARD BEHIND THE CRIME WAVE!
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WHOA, TALK ABOUT A
QUICK-CHANGE ARTIST.
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TRY TO SCHEDULE CHASE
SEQUENCES TO AVOID RUSH-HOUR.
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WE CAN'T GET THROUGH
BUT WE'LL GET OVER.
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY NOW?
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HOW ABOUT...
LOOK OUT, WE'RE HEADING FOR A...
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CONVERTIBLE.
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SORRY. I'LL FIND YOU
A GOOD DETAIL SHOP.
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WE HAVE HIM NOW.
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IT'S ONE-WAY,
AND THIS ISN'T THE WAY.
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DON'T WORRY, LAUNCHPAD.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[HORN HONKS]
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WELL,
LOOKS LIKE THE OLD RATCATCHER
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IS GOING TO NEED A TUNE-UP.
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SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER WAY
IN, LAUNCHPAD.
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IF ONLY I HAD
SOMETHING TO DIG WITH.
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PSSST!
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YOU FOUND AN ENTRANCE, L.P.?
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YESSS, THISSS WAY.
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HOLD IT, LAUNCHPAD.
THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT YOUR VOICE.
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THERE ISSS?
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WE BETTER GET YOU SOME LOZENGES.
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UM, EH, EH, YES, LOZENGES.
GOOD IDEA.
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LAUNCHPAD.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
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WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY HERE?
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CAREFUL, D.W. I'M NOT ME!
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I SUGGEST YOU THROW
DOWN YOUR WEAPONS.
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WELL I SUGGEST YOU HAVE A
DEFINITE SELF IMAGE PROBLEM!
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ANYTHING ELSSSE?
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COME ON, COME ON.
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I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ELSE,
BUT WHY THE RUBBER CHICKEN?
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EH, GETS A LAUGH AT PARTIES.
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THE NAME'S CAMILLE.
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FRIENDS CALL ME THE
CHAMELEON, IF I HAD ANY.
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YOU'VE INTERFERED
WITH ME LONG ENOUGH.
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THIS COULD EXPLAIN HER
SHORTAGE OF FRIENDS.
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TYING US DOWN TO A RAILROAD
TRACK, EXCUSE ME?
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NOT VERY ORIGINAL.
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EH, EFFECTIVE, YES,
BUT NOT ORIGINAL.
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YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED,
REVOLTING REPTILE!
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I DIDN'T ALWAYS
LOOK LIKE THISSS.
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IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS BEAUTIFUL
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BUT NOT POPULAR.
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THE "HOW I BECAME
A VILLAIN STORY."
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I WAS DISLIKED, I NEVER FIT IN,
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SSSO I SPENT ALL
MY TIME SSSTUDYING,
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ESPECIALLY BIOLOGY.
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I WAS FASCINATED BY CHAMELEONS.
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THEY COULD FIT IN ANYWHERE.
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THE KIDS TEASED ME,
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THEY CALLED ME
CAMILLE CHAMELEON.
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[SNORES]
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HUH? WHAT?
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THEN I FIGURED A WAY
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TO EXTRACT THE
CHAMELEON'S ESSENCCCE.
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A FANTASTIC THING HAPPENED.
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LET ME GUESS.
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YOU ACQUIRED AMAZING TRANSFORMATIVE
POWERS LIKE A CHAMELEON?
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EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A FIENDISH
REVENGE PLOT TO PURSUE,
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AND YOU HAVE A TRAIN TO CATCH.
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I'LL SWITCH THE TRAIN
ONTO THE OTHER TRACK...
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IF I CAN JUST GET MY HAT...
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USING SOMETHING LEARNED
FROM MY GREAT AUNT,
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WHO HAPPENED TO BE
A CONTORTIONIST...
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BULL'S EYE!
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YOU JUST SWITCHED THE
TRAIN ONTO OUR TRACK!
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WHAT DO YOU KNOW? WE'RE ALIVE!
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ONCE I FIND A PRINTING PRESS,
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I'LL HAVE EVERYTHING.
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SSSO, HE ESSSCAPED!
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THE NEXT TIME WE MEET,
HE WON'T BE SSSO LUCKY.
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LET'S PLAY SOME BALL!
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NO.
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NO?
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YES, NO.
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HONKER, ARE YOU DEVELOPING
A NEGATIVITY PROBLEM?
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NO.
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IT'S CHAPTER ONE IN D.W.'S BOOK,
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"LEARNING TO SAY NO."
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I HAVE TO START CHAPTER TWO NOW,
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"CREATING THE NEW YOU."
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OH, FINE. GO AHEAD.
I'LL JUST TAKE UP KNITTING.
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TO CATCH A RAT,
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YOU SET THE TRAP,
THEN YOU LAY THE BAIT.
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[TICKING]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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WHOA!
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HONKER, IS THAT YOU?
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THE NAME'S SPECK.
HONKER'S A WIMP NAME.
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AND SPECK ISN'T?
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DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD?
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YOU'VE GOT A PART
IN THE SCHOOL PLAY!
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NOPE. YOUR OLD MAN CLUED ME.
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I DROPPED THE WIMP ACT.
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LAUNCHPAD,
I THOUGHT WE WERE LOCOMOTIVE MEAT.
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WHAT DID YOU DO TO HONKER?
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WHAT'S HE TURNED INTO?
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ASSERTIVENESS TRAINING IS
WORKING, HUH?
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SO, UH, HOW'S IT
QUACKING, DUDES?
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I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YA.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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OOH! PEOW!
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I THINK WE MAY HAVE
A PROBLEM HERE.
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GUESS I WAS BORN TO BE WILD!
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO GOOD.
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YEAH, WELL, NOW I'M A REBEL,
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AND I'LL NEVER BE ANY GOOD.
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00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,500
HONKER,
WHAT ARE YOU REBELLING AGAINST?
242
00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:23,583
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
243
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,707
ALL RIGHT, YOU SVENGALI.
244
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:30,749
I WANT THE OLD HONKER BACK NOW.
245
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:34,165
NOT NOW.
THERE'S A LARCENOUS LIZARD LOOSE!
246
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,499
DAN GANDER, OUTSIDE THE HOME OF MRS.
HOWL,
247
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,415
OWNER OF THE GIANT
NEWSPAPER CHAIN.
248
00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:43,290
IF I WAS THE CHAMELEON,
WHAT WOULD I DO?
249
00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,582
WHAT WOULD I STEAL?
250
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,749
SHE'S PURCHASED THE
CHAMELEON DIAMOND.
251
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,457
THAT WOULD WORK.
252
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:52,082
DISPLAYED AT THE CITY MUSEUM.
253
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:55,624
AHA! CAMILLE'S GOING TO
STEAL THE CHAMELEON DIAMOND!
254
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,165
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
255
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,999
MRS. HOWL,
ABOUT YOUR RECENT PURCHASE.
256
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,207
OF THE CHAMELEON DIAMOND?
257
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,499
SSSORRY, NO INTERVIEWS.
258
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,582
WHY IS THIS STUPID
THING HISSING?
259
00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:09,749
I SSSIMPLY MUSSST GO.
260
00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,457
HEY, IT'S HER HISSING.
261
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:16,582
DIDN'T DAD SAY THE
CROOK TALKED LIKE THAT?
262
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:21,249
OH, NO! HE'S PROBABLY
HEADING RIGHT INTO A TRAP!
263
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:24,999
HONKER! HONKER! HONKER!
264
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,499
UH-UH-UH.
265
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,332
OH, O.K., I MEAN SPECK.
266
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,332
I NEED HELP. MY...
267
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:35,374
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
I GOT MALLS TO CRUISE.
268
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,457
BUT...
269
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,249
CATCH YOU LATER, BABE!
270
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,583
SPECK!
271
00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,957
WHAT NOW, D.W.?
272
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:49,457
IMPLEMENT THE THREE
"W" S OF A STAKEOUT...
273
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:52,457
WE WAIT, WE WATCH. WE WHITTLE.
274
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:56,499
CAMILLE SHOULD BE SHOWING
UP ANY SECOND NOW,
275
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,457
AND WHEN SHE DOES,
276
00:14:58,458 --> 00:15:01,458
WE'RE GOING TO BLOW
THIS CASE WIDE OPEN!
277
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:07,458
[CLOCK TICKING]
278
00:15:08,833 --> 00:15:13,624
DAD! LAUNCHPAD!
WE GOT TO BEAT IT!
279
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,707
NICE TRY, CAMILLE,
ALIAS THE CHAMELEON,
280
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,999
BUT WE ALREADY
FELL FOR THAT ONE.
281
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,457
FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON YOU.
282
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,499
FOOL ME TWICE, SHAME ON ME.
283
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,999
IT LOOKS LIKE GOSALYN, D.W.
284
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,957
IT IS ME!
285
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:27,707
THEN PROVE IT.
286
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:30,582
YOU'RE DRAKE MALLARD.
287
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:31,583
IN YOUR DRESSER DRAWER,
288
00:15:31,584 --> 00:15:33,582
YOU HAVE BOXER
SHORTS WITH HEARTS.
289
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,124
ALL RIGHT ALREADY!
290
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,499
I BELIEVE YOU.
291
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,999
THAT MRS.
HOWL WASN'T REALLY MRS. HOWL.
292
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,582
IT'S GOT TO BE A TRAP.
293
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:46,707
GOSALYN, I'M A
HIGHLY-TRAINED CRIME FIGHTER.
294
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,082
I'D KNOW IF I WAS
WALKING INTO A...
295
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,708
LOOK OUT! IT'S A TRAP!
296
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,249
OH, BOY! THANKS, GOS.
297
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:01,707
WE'D HAVE BEEN
TEXTURE-COATING THE WALLS.
298
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:04,165
THAT LOATHSOME
LIZARD IS DETERMINED
299
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,499
TO CUT SHORT MY
BRILLIANT CAREER.
300
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,707
WHAT'S SHE UP TO?
301
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:13,332
IF SHE'S PASSING HERSELF AS MRS.
HOWL,
302
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,165
THEN SHE MUST BE
TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL
303
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,000
OF THE HOWL PUBLISHING EMPIRE!
304
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:28,708
I'LL CHANGE INTO SOMETHING
MORE COMFORTABLE.
305
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,082
WITH HOWL'SSS PRINTING PRESSES,
306
00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:37,832
I'LL BE THE WORLD'S
RICHEST WOMAN.
307
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:40,832
FIND THE REAL MRS. HOWL.
308
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,874
TELL HER A COUNTERFEIT'S
ON THE LOOSE.
309
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,832
I DON'T WANT TO MISS ALL THE...
310
00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,999
SAY NO MORE. I'M OUT OF HERE.
311
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,457
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
312
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,708
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
313
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:58,957
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YOU SLITHERING SWINDLER!
314
00:16:58,958 --> 00:17:00,707
YOU AGAIN?
315
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,999
I'M NOT EASY TO GET RID OF.
316
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,874
YOU CAN TRY,
BUT I KEEP COMING BACK.
317
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:10,415
I HAVE THE SAME
PROBLEM WITH ROACHES,
318
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,708
BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO
BECOME YESTERDAY'S NEWS.
319
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,250
AHH...
320
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,832
THANK YOU, CITIZEN.
321
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,582
THANKS FOR READING
322
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,583
THE DAILY EXAMINER TIMES.
323
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,707
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN?
324
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,457
I'VE BEEN OUT OF CIRCULATION.
325
00:17:56,458 --> 00:17:57,999
COME ON, L.P.
326
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,333
WE'VE GOT TO STOP
THAT CAGEY CHAMELEON.
327
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,874
HONKER! I MEAN, SPECK!
328
00:18:08,875 --> 00:18:13,082
YOU GOT TO GET ME TO MRS. HOWL.
329
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:15,374
NOT WHILE I'M COMBING.
330
00:18:15,375 --> 00:18:16,874
IT'S MY DAD.
331
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:18,957
HE'S AT HER COMPANY.
332
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:20,707
THERE COULD BE
SERIOUS TROUBLE...
333
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:24,957
TROUBLE IS MY MIDDLE
NAME, SWEET CHICK.
334
00:18:24,958 --> 00:18:27,375
GREAT! GET ME TO HOWL MANOR.
335
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:30,457
IT'S THAT WAY!
336
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:35,458
HAH! SPECK DOES NOT
RUN FROM TROUBLE.
337
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,291
I'VE GOT YOU... OH!
338
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:55,250
HA! I'M TOO SLICK FOR THAT FOOL.
339
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,415
[BUGLE CHARGE PLAYING]
340
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:02,500
AAH!
341
00:19:03,416 --> 00:19:05,874
PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS
342
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:10,707
AND RETURN ALL TRAYS TO
THEIR LOCKED POSITIONS.
343
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,250
I'LL GET HER!
344
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,999
DID YOU FIND THE REAL HOWL?
345
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,624
NO. BIKER DUDE DIDN'T
WANT TO MISS THE ACTION.
346
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,207
THAT'S RIGHT.
347
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:28,333
OL' SPECK'S B-B-BAD
TO THE B-B-BONE.
348
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:35,957
LAUNCHPAD,
THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU AT ALL.
349
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:38,625
NO, IT'S NOT, ISSS IT?
350
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:45,082
YOU REALIZE I'LL HAVE TO
PHYSICALLY HURT YOU NOW.
351
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,499
HOLD ON! IT'S ME!
352
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,957
WELL, THEN WHICH ONE'S HER?
353
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,374
NO, I'M ME, TOO.
354
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:53,874
UNDERWEAR WITH HEARTS.
355
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,415
AND YOU'RE HONKER.
356
00:19:55,416 --> 00:19:59,124
NO.
357
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,332
THIS IS SPECK.
358
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,707
REMEMBER THAT IDENTITY
CRISIS YOU GAVE HIM?
359
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:06,000
WHAT HAPPENED TO
THAT LOUSY LIZARD?
360
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,707
NOW, UH, WHICH ONE'S YOU?
361
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:12,207
I AM!
362
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:14,457
NO, I AM!
363
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:18,249
ONE OF YOU CAN'T BE YOU.
364
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,749
NICE TRY, LAUNCHPAD.
365
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,499
YOU GET ONE MORE CHANCE.
366
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:24,999
WE GOT TO STOP HER, HONKER,
367
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,499
I MEAN, SPECK.
368
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,957
SHE CAN'T BE SSSTOPPED.
369
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:31,583
I'LL HANDLE THIS, BABE.
370
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,749
[HISSING]
371
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,749
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
372
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,500
HA HA HA HA! ANOTHER PHONY.
373
00:20:48,125 --> 00:20:50,624
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
374
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,707
WE BETTER THINK
OF SOMETHING FAST.
375
00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:57,624
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE BRAINS.
USE THEM!
376
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,291
THERE IS ONE THING.
377
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:06,249
SINCE LIZARDS ARE COLD-BLOODED,
378
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,874
THE HEAT SPEEDS
UP HER METABOLISM.
379
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,165
SOMEBODY TURN DOWN THE HEAT!
380
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,582
I'M FEELING KIND OF...
381
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,124
IT'S TOO HOT IN HERE.
382
00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,583
I CAN'T...
383
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,749
WITH HER METABOLIC RATE SPED UP,
384
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,333
SHE CAN'T CONTROL
HER TRANSFORMATIONS.
385
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,082
SSSOMEBODY...
SSSOMEBODY, HELP ME! HELP ME!
386
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:37,582
I'M TURNING INTO A LIZARD!
387
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,874
YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND
THE NEXT 10 YEARS
388
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:42,457
IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY TERRARIUM.
389
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:45,499
AND AS FOR YOU, SPECK...
390
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,749
HONKER.
391
00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:49,999
WHOEVER YOU ARE,
I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
392
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,707
THE ONLY WAY TO REALLY BE HAPPY
393
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:55,582
IS TO BE WHO YOU ARE.
394
00:21:55,583 --> 00:22:00,499
THIS FROM A MAN IN
A CAPE AND MASK.
395
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:03,582
WELL, I HAVE TO DO THIS...
396
00:22:03,583 --> 00:22:05,457
FOR PROFESSIONAL REASONS.
397
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,957
I'M NOT MALADJUSTED OR ANYTHING.
398
00:22:07,958 --> 00:22:10,874
IT CAN'T BE THAT, CAN IT?
399
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,291
DON'T ANSWER THAT.