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[man singing] ♪ Daring
Duck of mystery ♪
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♪ Champion of right ♪
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♪ Swoops out of the shadows
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♪ Darkwing of the night ♪
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♪ Somewhere some
villain schemes ♪
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♪ But his number's up ♪
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♪ 3, 2, 1! ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ When there's trouble
you call D.W. ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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Let's get dangerous.
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Darkwing, Darkwing Duck! ♪
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♪ A cloud of smoke
and he appears ♪
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♪ The master of surprise ♪
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♪ Who's that cunning
mind behind ♪
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♪ The shadowy disguise? ♪
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♪ Nobody knows for sure ♪
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♪ The bad guys are out of luck ♪
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♪ Here comes ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Look out! ♪
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♪ When there's trouble
you call D.W. ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ Let's get dangerous! ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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♪ You better watch
out, you bad boys ♪
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♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
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[Gosalyn] This isn't my school.
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Excellent deduction, Gosalyn.
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I'm stopping to deliver
this top-secret package.
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To a garage?
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It only looks like a garage.
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It's really a SHUSH lab.
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Oh, right, camouflage.
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Well, what do you know.
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This is where my old
school used to be.
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And right over
there was my house.
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Hey, I thought you said you
had to walk 12 miles to school.
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No, just get back in the car.
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I've got a delivery to make.
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Or rather, Darkwing Duck's
has a delivery to make.
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Now, wait there,
and don't get into any trouble.
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Really? What kind of
person does he think I am?
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Need I remind you about the time of
floor wax, the peanut butter and my VCR?
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That was an accident.
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[Darkwing] Just stay put.
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Oh, big deal.
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So it's a top-secret lab full
of totally cool spy stuff.
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Does that mean I'm gonna let
curiosity get the better of me?
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You bet!
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[Darkwing] I am the
terror that flaps in...
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Yipe!
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[J. Gander] Ah,
Darkwing, old boy.
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Hello, J. Gander.
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I believe you know
Sara Bellum here.
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She is just demonstrating
a remarkable new device.
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It gives the appearance of
an ordinary stuffed bear,
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but is capable of firing
over a hundred poison darts
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with pinpoint accuracy.
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We hope to have it ready
in time for the holidays.
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Wow! With this stuff,
even I could ace the science fair.
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Keen gear!
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No doubt,
this insignificant-looking package
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I brought you
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contains a mysterious secret,
vital to the safety of the free world.
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"Greatest Polka Hits"?
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You needed a superhero
to guard oompahs?
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They're not just
ordinary oompahs.
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Uh-oh. Better hide.
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[Bellum] You see,
the tape actually contains
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encoded programming information
for my latest top-secret invention.
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Behold!
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The world's first time machine.
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Wow!
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It's just what I always thought
a time machine would look like.
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That's the refrigerator.
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This is the time machine.
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The golf cart?
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[Bellum] The oompahs operate
its time-control mechanism.
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Does it really work?
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Well, it hasn't been tested yet.
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[Darkwing] And what do these do?
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Careful there, Darkwing.
That's SHUSH property.
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[Darkwing laughing]
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Oh, what do you know? It works.
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Whoa!
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Oh! Time travel!
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Gosalyn, didn't I tell
you to wait in the car?
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And miss this?
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[Gosalyn] Whoa!
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Weird-o-rama!
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Something tells me we're not in St.
Canard anymore.
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Check it out! A tyrannosaurus!
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- Ah!
- [growls]
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Great. Now where are we?
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I'd say we're in
prehistoric times.
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[wolf whistle]
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[tires screeching]
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I don't believe it.
This is my old school.
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Hey, I think I know that kid.
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[grunts]
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[whines] Lamont.
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[laughs mockingly] What's the
matter, Drakey?
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Aw, did I mush your
little comic book?
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Drakey? That little geek is you?
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No. It can't be.
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Come on, Drakey.
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My brother's got a gig for
us, man.
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[stuttering] Oh,
b-b-but it might be dangerous.
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Ow!
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Ow... ow... ow...
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Hey, he can't do that to me.
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Whoa! Dad, don't you watch
any time-travel movies?
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You can't butt into the past.
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It'll change the future,
and we're the future.
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Scary thought, huh?
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Ah, you're right.
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Besides, you'll see,
Drakey's not in any real trouble.
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[chuckles]
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It's probably just
a clever trick.
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Yeah, to fool everyone
into thinking he's a...
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A wimp?
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I'm not... Drakey's no wimp.
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Come on! I'll prove it.
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[Drakey whining] Lamont...
please.
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No more noogies.
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Hey, Boxcar.
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You're late.
The king's gonna be here any second.
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[Drakey] He's not the real king.
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[stuttering] My
b-b-big b-b-brother!
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[singing] ♪ There's
plenty to fear ♪
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♪ I'm a thief with no peer ♪
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♪ The one, the only,
the king is here ♪
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♪ I'm gonna swipe
everything I see ♪
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♪ The mountains
and the molehills ♪
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♪ All belong to me ♪
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♪ There's nowhere to run ♪
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♪ Nowhere to hide ♪
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♪ No one to stop me And
you know they've tried ♪
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♪ Don't you know now
that I'm the king ♪
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♪ They'll never catch me ♪
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♪ This king can sing ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ Now here's a little
secret That I'll reveal ♪
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♪ This king is in love
And the name is Cecille ♪
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♪ She's pretty as a girl
With a voice so sweet ♪
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♪ She'll knock you wham-bam
Right off of your feet ♪
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♪ People say I'm in love
There can be no doubt ♪
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♪ Oh, darlin' ♪
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♪ Cecille is the one
That'll knock you out ♪
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♪ So now you know
What I'm all about ♪
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♪ Cecille's a bad girl
And I'm no scout ♪
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♪ So tell me now where
You keep the bills? ♪
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♪ Cough up the cash Or
start writin' your will ♪
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♪ Now, step back, Jack,
I'm the hand of fate ♪
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♪ Gonna crack that safe
Like an egg on a plate ♪
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♪ Cecille ♪
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♪ Oh, baby ♪
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[explosion]
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They must have gone into
one of these stores.
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[explosion]
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And I think I have
an idea which one.
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Wow! Look at all this money.
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Aha, aha.
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Freeze, evildoers,
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or face the wrath of Darkwing...
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- Ack!
- Are you crazy?
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If you use your gas gun on them,
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who knows what could
happen to us in the future?
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[coughs] I had a feeling I
wasn't going to like time travel.
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[clears throat,
giggles] Just go on about your business.
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Pretend you never saw us.
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Whoa. That's one way-out cat.
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Guess, things aren't always
how you remember them, uh, Dad?
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I can't believe it, Gos.
Me, a common criminal.
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Take it easy, Dad.
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You weren't a common criminal.
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You were a really geeky one.
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OK. We're back.
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Now, stay out of sight,
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until I can distract Dr. Bellum
and Director Hooter.
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Uh, the place looks different.
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Ah, they must have dusted
while we were gone.
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[Hooter] Trouble, Bellum?
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[Bellum] It's a coolant
problem, Hooter.
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Ah! Director Hooter, Dr. Bellum.
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Boy, am I glad to see... you.
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Oh, oh, I get it.
[Nervous chuckle]
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You're working
undercover, right?
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Well, I brought you
back your time machine.
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Uh, time machine?
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Uh, gotta tell ya,
those disguises would look a lot better
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if you'd lose those stupid wigs.
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Ow!
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Oops.
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Look, creep,
unless you want a knuckle sandwich,
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take your machine
and get out of here.
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Uh, maybe I'd better come
back some other time.
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[horn honks]
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The king of St. Canard.
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The what of where?
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[tires screeching]
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This is all getting
very strange.
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[fanfare]
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[chuckles rhythmically]
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Him? What's he doing here?
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What are you doing here?
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Here she is, Your Coolness.
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Yuck!
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You look even
geekier than before.
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[stuttering]
B-b-but it can't be!
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Hey, look what we found.
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Well, the King's sorry to
bust in on you like this,
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but y'all are late
with your taxes.
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But we paid you everything
we had yesterday.
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Well, that was yesterday,
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and yesterday's
gone, gone, gone.
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My, my.
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[chuckling] The King's
sorry about that.
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Yeah, Lamont, baby.
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It's time to get a whole
lot of shaking going on.
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[poofs]
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[Darkwing] I'm the terror
that flaps in the night.
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I'm the cloud that rains
on your hit parade.
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Ow!
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I am Darkwing Duck!
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Hey, nice act.
Why don't you take it on the road?
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[muffled talking]
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Whoa! Let me out of here!
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Uh, say, whatcha gonna do to
him, big brother?
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Well, I thought I'd give
our little show-stopper
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an overhaul. [Chuckles]
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[gasp]
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[stammering] But
that looks dangerous.
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Yeah, you worry too much about
what's dangerous, Drakey baby.
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Anyhow, it ain't you that's
going to get cream-ola'd.
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[muffled] Hey,
will you let me outta here?
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Stop it! Ah!
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Hey, let me outta
here, you cash cow.
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- Let me go!
- Any last requests, baby?
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Uh, how about a medley of your
greatest hits, big brother?
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Uh, what do you say, baby?
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I know all the golden oldies.
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How about a polka?
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Uhm, baby...
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The king don't polka.
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[polka music]
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Hey...
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[King] Yeow!
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[crash]
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[muffled] Get me out of
here, y'all!
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Ah!
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Let's rock him!
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Ow!
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[Gosalyn] Oh, wow,
I can't believe it.
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You changed the present.
258
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:35,130
That goon with the guitar
became king of St. Canard.
259
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,633
And you became...
260
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,344
another wimpizoid.
261
00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:47,059
All right, we are back.
262
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,854
And this time I'm stopping
that swivel-hipped hooligan.
263
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,190
One small problem, Dad.
264
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,067
What? Another time-travel rule?
265
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,944
Nope. We're too late.
266
00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,572
[King] Come on, little buddy.
Let's split.
267
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,077
[Darkwing] A minor setback.
268
00:13:05,327 --> 00:13:07,704
Where'd everybody go?
269
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,583
[screech] Ah!
270
00:13:12,668 --> 00:13:13,877
Hiya, Drakey.
271
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,339
[stammering] Uh, do...
do... do I know you?
272
00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,258
Well, not yet, but you will.
273
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,884
I'm Gosalyn, and this is you...
274
00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:23,971
[giggles] I mean,
this is Darkwing Duck.
275
00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:27,015
The terror that flaps!
276
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:29,977
Don't mind him.
He's just a little overdramatic.
277
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,687
It's part of being a superhero.
278
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,230
A superhero?
279
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,441
You're a real superhero?
280
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:40,612
Just like Superpig?
281
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,032
In the flesh... uh, feathers.
282
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:47,452
Wow. Are you faster
than a speeding bullet
283
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:50,414
and more powerful than
a locomotive and stuff?
284
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,249
[stammering] Well, I...
I... I can...
285
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,709
No, I'm not.
286
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,212
Uh, yeah, look, we're trying to
find the guy they call the King.
287
00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,507
Oh, but it could be dangerous.
288
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,551
Not half as dangerous as me.
289
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,762
OK.
I'll take you to his hideout.
290
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:09,600
[Darkwing] We'll show that phony
291
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,019
you can't make fun of the real
King and get away with it.
292
00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:15,522
Now, pay attention, Drakey.
293
00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:17,065
The first rule of superheroing
294
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:20,652
is always utilize the
element of surprise.
295
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,070
- [popping noise]
- Ah!
296
00:14:22,738 --> 00:14:23,822
Whoa...
297
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,157
Whoa!
298
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,325
[all screaming] Ah!
299
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,826
[crash]
300
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,373
I have to admit,
I was surprised.
301
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,670
Well, I hate surprises.
302
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,088
Too bad...
303
00:14:40,172 --> 00:14:42,132
'cause here's another one.
304
00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,598
Uh, that hound dog just done and
went and made the King real mad.
305
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,434
[loud guitar sound]
306
00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:53,727
[crash]
307
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,315
And you know what?
308
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,442
- What, big brother?
- [birds chirping]
309
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:05,864
That duck is cruisin'
for a bruisin'.
310
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,157
Oh! Uh-huh.
311
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,292
Hyah!
312
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:21,880
Now go ahead. You try it.
313
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:23,924
Hyah!
314
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:29,763
Oh, what's the use?
I'll never be a superhero.
315
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,684
They have superpowers
like Superpig.
316
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,519
Super phooey.
317
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,897
All a hero needs is a little
courage, confidence,
318
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,315
and a clean cape.
319
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:42,568
Why don't you try
that kick again?
320
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,611
Oh, all right.
321
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,822
- Hyah!
- Oh!
322
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:49,199
Sorry. I didn't mean to...
323
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,118
[coughs] Don't mention it.
324
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,078
Kick was just perfect, Drakey.
325
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:54,329
Just perfect.
326
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,914
Really?
327
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:58,208
Hiya, you, Drakey-wakey.
328
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,127
[trembling voice] Lamont...
329
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:02,421
Remember, courage and confidence.
Hyah, hyah.
330
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,508
Hi-ya?
331
00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:09,928
Hiya? Yo, Drakey,
you're tougher than I thought.
332
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,139
How's about joining our gang?
333
00:16:12,514 --> 00:16:16,393
No way.
Superheroes don't join gangs.
334
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:19,771
Oh, right, well,
if you change your mind,
335
00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:22,774
we'll be knocking over
Royal Records tonight.
336
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,906
What do you know,
maybe you weren't such a wimp after all.
337
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,911
[Lamont laughing] The
little wimp fell for it.
338
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,496
He really thought I
was afraid of him.
339
00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:38,874
Smooth move, little brother.
340
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,877
Looks like our trap's all set.
341
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:47,591
Which means there's going to be
some mighty good rockin' tonight.
342
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,934
Well, this is Royal Records.
343
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,938
Records?
They're like big CDs, right?
344
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,693
Cleverly anticipating his
opponent's every move,
345
00:17:06,777 --> 00:17:09,821
Darkwing Duck prepares
to turn the turntables
346
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:11,657
on the rascally rock
'n' roll robber.
347
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,874
Don't worry.
The only weapon a superhero needs
348
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,334
is a, well, it's...
349
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,092
You know, I'm beginning to
see the resemblance here.
350
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:33,011
Ready, Drakey?
351
00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:39,810
[stuttering] Um, d-d-don't you
think this is all to dangerous?
352
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,980
Oh, come on, Drakey.
There's nothing up here but records.
353
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:47,693
Yeah. Mostly rhythm and bruise.
354
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:52,614
So glad y'all showed
up for my latest hit.
355
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,784
Ugh!
356
00:17:55,868 --> 00:17:58,871
[stammering] I knew
it'd be dangerous.
357
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,373
[Gosalyn and
Darkwing exclamating]
358
00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,417
Looks like these two
could use a little
359
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,878
dancin' music, Lamont.
360
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:06,962
Uh-huh.
361
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,048
You got it, big brother.
362
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,136
[King] Come on, babies.
363
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:18,056
Let's rock on down,
and snag us some of those gold records.
364
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,601
[Gosalyn and
Darkwing whimpering]
365
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,896
What am I gonna do?
366
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:27,232
[Drakey] What would Superpig do?
367
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:30,986
Ooh! Ooh!
368
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:34,615
[Darkwing] Get
baff, you billars!
369
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,824
Oh!
370
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:40,495
Forget about Superpig.
371
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:43,248
What would Darkwing Duck do?
372
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,671
Oh, I know. Let's get dangerous!
373
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,757
[Gosalyn and Darkwing] Whoa!
374
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:53,675
Aah...
375
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:55,385
Yipe!
376
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:04,853
Bubble gum?
377
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,189
I was saved by bubble gum?
378
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,776
Somebody's messing
with the King's music.
379
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,695
Look! It's Drakey Mallard.
380
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,616
I'm the toddler that
naps in the night.
381
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,034
What?
382
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:20,911
I am Dark... Whoa!
383
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,664
Ah!
384
00:19:26,083 --> 00:19:29,670
Don't just stand there.
Get the King back his hair!
385
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,756
Let's get dangerous
386
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,884
and knock that King impersonator
right off the charts.
387
00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,518
[King] Don't be cruel, now.
388
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,436
Hand over the rug.
389
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,148
OK...
390
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,475
- [Drakey] Fetch!
- [King] No!
391
00:19:51,942 --> 00:19:53,026
Ah!
392
00:19:53,110 --> 00:19:54,361
Incoming!
393
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:00,242
OK, Kingy, baby,
394
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,745
let's see how do you like a little
shake, rattle, and roll?
395
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,831
[singing] ♪ There's
nothing to fear ♪
396
00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:07,082
♪ 'Cause Darkwing is here ♪
397
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,333
♪ The prince of the night ♪
398
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,751
♪ The duck of the year ♪
399
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,421
♪ I am the terror that
Flaps in the night ♪
400
00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,630
♪ The baddest of good ♪
401
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:14,923
♪ The champion of right ♪
402
00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,342
♪ I'm everywhere at Once
and nowhere at all ♪
403
00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:20,345
♪ You get in my way And
you'll take a fall ♪
404
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:23,098
♪ Before you fail,
before you split ♪
405
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:25,475
♪ I'd like to play
my biggest hit ♪
406
00:20:25,559 --> 00:20:26,727
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
407
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:31,064
♪ I never will rest 'till
All the punks are in jail ♪
408
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,316
♪ They're all scared of me ♪
409
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,817
♪ There's not one I can't nail ♪
410
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,044
♪ They never know
where I'll strike ♪
411
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,403
♪ They never know
where I'll be ♪
412
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,031
♪ I am the greatest
from sea to sea ♪
413
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,783
♪ I put an end to all
schemes and scams ♪
414
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:44,244
♪ 'Cause I'm Darkwing
Duck, That's who I am ♪
415
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,416
♪ Don't mess with me,
You worthless punk ♪
416
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:52,503
♪ You stink like a skunk,
Your ship is sunk ♪
417
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,838
♪ You run into me,
You're plum out of luck ♪
418
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,716
♪ 'Cause now you're up
Against Darkwing Duck ♪
419
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,302
♪ So don't you worry
Your pretty little head ♪
420
00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,222
♪ 'Cause I'm Darkwing
Duck That's what I said ♪
421
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:04,348
♪ Uh-huh ♪
422
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:05,933
♪ Ha ha ha ♪
423
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,309
Take that!
424
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,652
[Darkwing] Um,
anybody got a broom?
425
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:22,491
Whoa...
426
00:21:22,574 --> 00:21:25,118
My mama told me not
to become a musician.
427
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,624
[Drakey] And so,
with the villainous vocalist
428
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:33,752
and his lyrical lackeys
safely locked up,
429
00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,879
the fearless Darkwing Drakey
430
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,257
can at last breathe easily.
431
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,925
[policeman] Well,
nice work, son.
432
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:41,927
Funny clothes, though.
433
00:21:42,678 --> 00:21:45,347
Oh, I didn't do so much.
434
00:21:45,681 --> 00:21:47,224
It was Darkwing Duck who...
435
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:49,893
Hey, where'd he go?
436
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:52,855
I still don't get
437
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:56,066
why you don't remember a duck in a
cape helping you when you were a kid?
438
00:21:56,650 --> 00:21:58,569
A perplexing puzzlement, indeed,
439
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,154
especially with my
photographic memory.
440
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:04,241
Now, uh, where the heck did
I park that time machine?
441
00:22:04,658 --> 00:22:05,909
Dad...
442
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,289
I knew that.
443
00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:11,915
[rock music] Uh-huh,
uh-huh, baby.
444
00:22:28,307 --> 00:22:29,808
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
445
00:22:32,936 --> 00:22:34,354
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
446
00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,942
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪
447
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:43,280
♪ Darkwing Duck ♪