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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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SO, HOW DO YOU WANT TO
GO, DARKWING?
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REGULAR OR EXTRA CRISPY?
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WHAT ABOUT PEACEFULLY...
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IN MY SLEEP AT AN OLD AGE.
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HELP! HELP!
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SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!
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HOLD IT!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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IT'S... THIS IS...
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IT'S GRIPPING, ISN'T IT?
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WE AT THE AWESOME
COMIC BOOK CORP.
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HAVE THE VERY HIGHEST HOPES
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FOR THIS ISSUE.
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FRANKLY, MR. DARKWING,
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WE SMELL A BLOCKBUSTER HIT.
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OH, IT'S NOT HARD TO
SMELL THIS THING, SIR.
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BECAUSE IT STINKS!
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IS THERE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH IT?
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WRONG? OH, NO, NOTHING'S WRONG,
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EXCEPT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
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THIS THING HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH REALITY!
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WE, PERHAPS,
TOOK SOME DRAMATIC LICENSE.
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MERELY TO HUMANIZE THE
CHARACTER, YOU UNDERSTAND.
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YOUR DRAMATIC LICENSE...
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IT'S JUST BEEN REVOKED!
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WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
SEEM TOO COURAGEOUS,
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TOO DARING,
AND TOO LARGER THAN LIFE.
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WELL, OF COURSE!
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THAT'S WHAT A HERO IS.
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THIS THING WOULD RUIN ME.
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I'D BE A LAUGHING STOCK.
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NO VILLAIN WOULD
COWER BEFORE ME AGAIN.
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LITTLE CHILDREN
ALL OVER THE WORLD
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WILL BE READING THIS.
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HOW CAN THEY PATTERN
THEIR LIVES AFTER ME
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IF THEY THINK I'M A COWARD?
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IF YOU'RE GONNA DO A COMIC
BOOK BASED ON MY LIFE,
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YOU'RE GONNA DO IT RIGHT!
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THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON I
TRUST WITH A JOB LIKE THIS...
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AND THAT'S ME.
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COME ON, DAD. I WANT TO SEE IT.
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NOBODY SEES THAT GARBAGE
UNTIL I CAN FIX IT.
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MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU, D.W.
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YOU CAN HELP BY
LEAVING ME ALONE.
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I'M GONNA NEED COMPLETE
CONCENTRATION TO SAVE THIS FIASCO,
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BECAUSE WE'RE LOOKING
AT A TOTAL REWRITE HERE.
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FROM PAGE 1, WORD 1.
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FORTUNATELY,
I'M JUST THE ONE WITH THE HONESTY
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TO GIVE IT THE GRITTY
REALISM IT NEEDS.
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IN A WORD, DARKWING DUCK WAS...
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HMMM, DOES FENOMINAL
HAVE ONE "F" OR TWO?
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THE GLORIOUSLY PERFECT
CRIME FIGHTER...
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THE EXTRAORDINARILY
MAGNIFICENT CRIME FIGHTER?
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PAINFULLY HANDSOME?
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AH, SO MANY ADJECTIVES,
SO LITTLE TIME.
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DARKWING DUCK ARRIVED
TO INVESTIGATE
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THE MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE
OF SAFETY INSPECTOR #16.
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AH, HA. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY BLOWN
THROUGH HIS BATHROOM WALL.
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BY SOME UNKNOWN FORCE.
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THE SAFETY INSPECTOR
HAD AN ACCIDENT?
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BUT THEY'RE USUALLY SO CAREFUL.
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NO, LAUNCHPAD.
THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT.
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HMMM, THERE'S SOMETHING
NOT QUITE RIGHT.
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WITH THIS HAIR DRYER.
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WELL, NO WONDER, D.W.,
IT'S NOT PLUGGED IN.
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THE HERO BEGAN BY...
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LAUNCHPAD, I BELIEVE THIS
APPLIANCE WAS TAMPERED WITH.
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AND THEN OTHER MYSTERIOUS
ACCIDENTS OCCURRED
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LATER THAT EVENING,
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A TOP-RANKING OFFICIAL WAS
ATTACKED BY A TOASTER OVEN.
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LAUNCHPAD,
THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON.
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CAPABLE OF CREATING ALL
THESE ELECTRICAL DISASTERS,
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AND THAT'S MY VILLAINOUS
ARCHRIVAL, MEGAVOLT.
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[ TAPPING ]
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GET THIS ENGINE CHECKED.
IT'S KNOCKING.
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I DON'T REMEMBER
ANY ENGINE KNOCKING.
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OH, THE DOOR.
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I THOUGHT SOME LEMONADE
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MIGHT GET THE CREATIVE
JUICES FLOWING.
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THANK YOU, DEAR.
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MOLDING A MASTERPIECE DOES DRY
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THE THROAT!
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WHAT'S IN THIS?!!
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JUST LEMONS, DAD.
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UNLESS THOSE WERE JALAPEÑOS
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MUST HAVE BEEN JALAPEÑOS
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TOASTER OVEN.
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THIS IS ABOUT AS EXCITING
AS WATCHING CEMENT DRY.
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I GUESS HE'S JUST TOO
CLOSE TO THE MATERIAL.
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HAVING RUN OUT OF FOOD ON MARS,
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THE GIANT FLESH-EATING
SLUG MONSTER
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HAS COME TO EARTH TO SATISFY
ITS GRUESOME APPETITE.
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LOOK OUT, DARKWING!
A GIANT SLUG MONSTER FROM MARS!
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NO, LAUNCHPAD, IT'S A GIANT
FLESH-EATING SLUG MONSTER FROM MARS!
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MEGAVOLT WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
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WHILE I SAVE THE PLANET
FROM THIS MENACE.
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HEYAAA!
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HEH HEH HEH.
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WHAT A WAY TO GO!
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DONE IN BY A PLAIN
OL' GARDEN PEST.
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YOU'VE GIVEN ME AN IDEA.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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GOTTA A COUPLE OF BUCKS ON YOU?
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WHAT DOES A SLUG FEAR MOST?
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COMMON HOUSEHOLD SALT.
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DON'T I HAVE SOME CHANGE COMING?
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SORRY I DIDN'T GET A RECEIPT.
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AOOORRR!
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ONE ORDER OF ESCARGOT TO GO.
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NOW TO TAKE CARE OF MEGAVOLT!
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OH, BOY. THIS IS WRITING.
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WHAT'LL I PUT IN NEXT?
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MAYBE A ZOMBIE WITH A HUGE...
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I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
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BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
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I'D LIKE TO CHAT,
BUT MY BIKE'S DOUBLE PARKED.
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I HAVE TO FIND SOME PLACE
WHERE I WON'T BE DISTURBED.
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NOW TO GET MY TRAIN OF
THOUGHT BACK ON TRACK.
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UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,
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THAT'S THE WORK OF
MEGAVOLT HIMSELF.
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HE'S PLAYING WITH
THE CITY POWER LINES.
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SO HE'S PILLAGING THE
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS AND LOAN, EH?
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IT'S ALL OVER, MEGAVOLT!
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I'M PUTTING YOU BEHIND
BARS IN A DRY CELL.
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OVER MY DEAD BATTERIES!
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EAT AMPERES, DUCK!
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HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THAT
CRIME DOESN'T PAY?
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THEY LEFT ME NO CHOICE.
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JUST BECAUSE I MISSED
PAYING A POWER BILL OR TWO,
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THEY THREATENED TO SHUT ME OFF.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
GREATEST SCHEME OF MY CAREER.
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THAT'D BE JUST LIKE 'EM.
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I'LL STOP THAT HIGH-VOLTAGE
LOW-LIFE IF IT'S...
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D.W.?
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WHAT IS IT, LAUNCHPAD?
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DO YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT
WASHING MACHINES?
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WHAT???
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IF I DROPPED A BOX
OF SOAP IN THE WASHER
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AND THE LID WAS STUCK SHUT
WITH THE THING ON HIGH,
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WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?
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I SUPPOSE IT MIGHT EXPLODE
IN A MOUNTAIN OF SUDS.
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[ EXPLOSION ]
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I WAS AFRAID OF THAT.
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STAY HERE AND DON'T
LET ANYBODY SEE THAT.
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THAT D.W.'S REALLY SOMETHING.
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STARRING IN HIS OWN COMIC BOOK,
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JUST LIKE MICKEY MOUSE.
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I ALWAYS LIKED THOSE WILD
WESTERN COMIC BOOKS MYSELF.
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YOU NEVER SEE THOSE ANYMORE.
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SOMETHING LIKE
DEATH VALLEY DUCK...
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NOW THAT'D BE GREAT.
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WELL, IT'S THAT RENEGADE
BIG CHIEF POWER BILL.
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SAY, SIDEKICK,
DO I SOUND DIFFERENT TO YOU?
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NOPE, I RECKON YOU SHO
'NUFF SOUND SAME AS EVER.
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I GUESS IT WAS JUST
MY IMAGINATION.
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YA MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP,
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YA YELLAR BELLIED SIDEWINDER.
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WE'LL BE MANY MOONS OVER MIAMI
BEFORE BIG CHIEF GIVES UP.
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THE BRAVE'S PRETTY
BRAVE FOR A COWARD.
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ARE YOU A-COMING PEACEFUL LIKE,
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OR AM I...
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WHAT IS THIS?
CUSTARD'S LAST STAND?
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THAT'S MY ASSISTANT,
LITTLE RUNNING GAG.
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SURRENDER, BIG CHIEF.
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YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY AN
ARMY OF 12,000 SOLDIERS.
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THAT'S AN OLD MILITARY
PLOY WE CALL LYING.
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DUCK BORN WITH SILVER
SPOON IN MOUTH.
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SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE.
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IF YOU CAN DISH IT
OUT, I CAN TAKE IT.
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MUCH MORE OF THIS AND I'LL
HAVE A FULL PLACE SETTING.
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I'M GIVIN' YOU ONE
KILOWATT HOUR TO...
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BUT, CONSIDERING THE SHODDY
TREATMENT YOUR PEOPLE HAVE RECEIVED,
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PERHAPS WE COULD DROP
THE WHOLE MATTER, HUH?
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OOH, AAAH!
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ARE YOU READING MY COMIC BOOK?
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WHO? ME?
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YAAA!
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I'VE GOT TO HAVE SOME PRIVACY.
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WHERE WAS I? OH, YEAH...
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I'D JUST CHASED MEGAVOLT TO
THE POWER COMPANY BUILDING,
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WHERE I WAS GOING
TO FINISH HIM OFF...
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AND WHY AM I WEARING
A COWBOY HAT?
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MUST HAVE BEEN A TYPO.
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THIS IS IT, MEGAVOLT.
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I'M PULLING THE PLUG ON YOU.
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THAT'S DOUBTFUL, DUCK.
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THERE'S NO STOPPING
THE UNSTOPPABLE.
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BECAUSE I'VE JUST PERFECTED MY
NEW IMPROVED REMOTE CONTROL.
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I CAN NOW VARY THE ELECTRIC
COMPANY'S OUTPUT AT WILL.
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WITH CONTROLLED POWER SURGES,
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I CAN TRANSFORM ALL
HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES.
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INTO SOLDIERS OF
MY PRIVATE ARMY.
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GOING UP?
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THIS IS WHAT I CALL
AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR.
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YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW
TO RUN THIS THING?
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GOING DOWN.
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I HOPE YOU HAVE
ELEVATOR INSURANCE.
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YAAAAA!
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A 14-MILE DROP AT
THE SPEED OF LIGHT...
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WE COULD BE IN FOR
A ROUGH LANDING.
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YAAAAA!
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YAAAAA!
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YAHOO, MR. MALLARD.
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OH, NO.
NOT THAT SACCHARIN SUBURBANITE.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
ALL OVER FOR YOU.
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YES, MRS. MUDDLEFOOT?
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DO YOU HAVE SOME GROUND
CINNAMON WE COULD BORROW?
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00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:09,832
DID HEMINGWAY HAVE THIS PROBLEM?
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OF COURSE NOT.
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00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,582
HE DIDN'T LIVE NEXT
DOOR TO THE MUDDLEFOOTS.
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00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,457
I'LL GET YOU A
WHOLE CINNAMON TREE.
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00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:20,457
THANKS YOU,
BUT A HALF A CUP WILL DO.
241
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:23,457
OH. AND WHAT'S THIS?
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00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,124
WHY, IT'S A COMIC BOOK.
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00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,500
WELL, HOW DARLING.
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UH! OH, DEAR ME.
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00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:38,082
MY STARS! SUCH VIOLENCE!
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00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:42,290
WITH READING MATERIAL LIKE THIS
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00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,207
IT'S NO WONDER SO
MANY CHILDREN GROW UP
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00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,457
TO BE CRUEL DICTATORS.
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00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:50,082
NOW, HOW CAN I MAKE THIS
A LITTLE LESS DEPLORABLE
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00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,457
AND A LITTLE MORE ADORABLE?
251
00:12:53,458 --> 00:13:00,583
I KNOW... IT WAS A
BEAUTIFUL SPRING MORNING...
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00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:07,249
AND LITTLE MR. BUNNY WAS
AS HAPPY AS COULD BE.
253
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:11,582
HE HAPPILY HIP-HOPPED
UP TO ROBIN REDBREAST
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00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,832
AND THEN...
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00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,832
WOULD YOU MIND
CLEARING OUT OF HERE?
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00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,707
I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE.
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00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:20,499
MY GOODNESS, NO.
HE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,374
THE LITTLE MR. BUNNY TURNED
TO THE BIRDIE AND SAID...
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00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:28,125
YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE ME
LOSE MY TEMPER, DO YOU?
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NO. NO,
HE DIDN'T SAY THAT EITHER.
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OH, WHY, YOU'RE BACK.
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AND SO SOON.
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00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:42,750
I GUESS THERE'S ONLY ONE
PLACE I WON'T BE DISTURBED.
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AT LAST,
I CAN FINISH THIS THING IN PEACE.
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00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:01,957
LUCKILY WE LANDED
SOFTLY IN THIS...
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00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:06,415
SAY, L.P., WHERE ARE WE ANYWAY?
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00:14:06,416 --> 00:14:10,082
YOU'VE GOT ME,
BUT IT SURE IS CUTE.
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00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,583
WE HAVE TO FIND
MEGAVOLT BEFORE...
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00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:18,125
I MAY HAVE TO HURT THAT GUY.
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00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:23,082
AH, DON'T BE TOO HARD ON
HIM, D.W.
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00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,000
HE'S JUST A...
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00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,290
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
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00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:28,083
HE'S JUST A LITTLE RUNNING GAG.
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COME ON.
WE HAVE TO DEFUSE MEGAVOLT.
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00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:45,707
THEY CALL ME MAD.
THEY CALL ME INSANE.
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00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:49,082
ALL RIGHT,
BUT I'M RUNNING THINGS NOW.
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00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,999
YOUR MAD SCHEME WILL NEVER WORK,
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00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,165
YOU EGO-MANIACAL ELECTRON.
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00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:58,124
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
IT ALREADY HAS.
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00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:01,374
I WAS ON MY WAY OVER HERE
TO PAY MY POWER BILL,
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00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:04,875
AFTER BORROWING
MONEY FROM THE BANK,
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00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:09,624
THEN I THOUGHT, HEY,
WHY NOT JUST TAKE OVER THE PLACE?
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00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,499
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,458
I HAVE A CITY TO DOMINATE.
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00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,624
I DID IT!
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00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:23,500
AND TOOK A GOOD 17 INCHES OFF
MY WAISTLINE IN THE PROCESS.
287
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,582
NOW TO SHORT CIRCUIT
THAT LUNATIC.
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00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:33,124
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:34,999
DO WE HAVE TO GET THAT
DANGEROUS, D.W.?
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00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,958
COULDN'T WE JUST
TAKE THE STAIRS?
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00:15:38,458 --> 00:15:40,582
THE WHOLE CITY IS MINE.
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00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:43,290
AND TO THINK I NEVER EVEN
FINISHED REFORM SCHOOL.
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00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,415
YOU AGAIN!
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00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:48,457
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH,
SPARKPLUG BREATH!
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00:15:48,458 --> 00:15:52,124
GIVE ME THAT.
IT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY.
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00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,207
THAT A BOY, DARKWING. GET 'EM.
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00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:57,332
SHOW 'EM WHO'S...
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00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,749
OOOH WHOOO HEEEE!
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00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,874
AH, MY MASTERPIECE!
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00:16:01,875 --> 00:16:04,875
MY BABY!
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00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:11,082
OH, MY SWEET DARLING.
YOU'RE THE APPLE OF MY EYE.
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00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,624
OOH, WHAT'S THIS?
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00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,957
A COMIC BOOK?
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00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,457
A COMIC BOOK STARRING
DARKWING DUCK?
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00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,457
WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
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00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:24,999
NO! NO! THIS IS WRONG!
ALL WRONG!
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00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,125
AND IN DEFINITE NEED OF REPAIR.
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00:16:31,416 --> 00:16:34,290
OK. AS DARKWING DUCK
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00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:36,832
AND THE MISUNDERSTOOD
GENIUS, MEGAVOLT,
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00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:39,833
STRUGGLE FOR THE REMOTE
CONTROL DEVICE...
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00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,875
I'VE HAD ALL I'M GONNA
TAKE FROM YOU, DUCK.
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00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:51,457
BEHOLD!
I'M THE NEW, THE IMPROVED,
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00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:55,625
MEGA, MAXIMUM MONDO MEGAVOLT!
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00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:01,500
AND YOU, DUCK, ARE TOAST.
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00:17:06,583 --> 00:17:09,582
IT WOULD APPEAR THAT
OUR BEST HOPE WOULD BE.
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00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,583
A TACTICAL RETREAT!
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00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:16,415
DON'T WORRY, LAUNCHPAD.
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00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,999
MEGAVOLT MAY HAVE SUPERIOR SIZE,
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00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,374
HE MAY HAVE SUPERIOR POWER,
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00:17:19,375 --> 00:17:21,875
BUT I HAVE SUPERIOR INTELLECT.
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00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,125
THEN AGAIN,
LET'S NOT UNDEREMPHASIZE POWER.
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00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:47,583
I WAS WONDERING WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU.
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00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:56,874
WE'RE SAFE DOWN HERE, LAUNCHPAD.
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00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,208
HE'S TOO BIG TO FIT IN.
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00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,875
YAAAA!
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00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,749
WHY CAN'T I GET A BREAK?
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00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,583
THIS THING'S DUE TOMORROW.
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00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:16,875
EVEN THE WIND'S AGAINST ME.
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00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,707
THIS PLACE LOOKS FAMILIAR.
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00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:27,082
AT LAST, I CAN TELL THE STORY
THE WAY IT SHOULD'VE HAPPENED.
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00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:29,707
TAMPERING WITH MY
MASTERPIECE, EH?
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00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,999
OOOH!
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?
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00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,749
YOUR LITTLE GAME IS OVER,
YOU REVOLTING REVISIONIST.
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00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:39,207
GIVE IT BACK SO I CAN FINISH THE
SCENE WHERE I FINISH YOU OFF.
335
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,374
WRONG! IN THE LAST SCENE,
I'M GONNA FINISH YOU OFF.
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00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:45,457
SORRY, PAL.
THIS THING'S REALITY-BASED.
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00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,082
YOU DON'T STAND A
CHANCE AGAINST ME.
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00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,957
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,
YOU HACKNEYED HACK.
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00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,874
IN THIS EDITION,
I'M TEN TIMES BIGGER AND MORE POWERFUL.
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00:18:52,875 --> 00:18:54,207
NO WAY! LET ME SEE THAT!
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00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,208
WHERE?
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00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:57,707
RIGHT THERE.
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00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,582
WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF SCIENCE
FICTION ARE YOU TRYING TO WRITE?
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00:19:00,583 --> 00:19:04,624
IF ANYTHING,
YOU'RE TO BE 20 TIMES SMALLER.
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00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:07,207
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,207
I'M BIGGER.
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00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:12,875
HAVE IT YOUR WAY. I CAN BEAT YOU
NO MATTER WHAT SIZE SHOE YOU WEAR.
348
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:23,499
SAVED BY MY FAITHFUL
PET, SUPER BUNNY.
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00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,082
WAIT A MINUTE...
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00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:28,500
SINCE WHEN DO I HAVE A
FAITHFUL PET NAMED SUPER BUNNY?
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00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,415
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR EASTER.
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00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,083
ISN'T IT?
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00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:39,374
LISTEN, SUPER B.,
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00:19:39,375 --> 00:19:41,874
THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE
HERO IN THIS COMIC BOOK,
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00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,207
AND I GOT THE JOB.
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00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:44,708
SO BEAT IT!
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00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,208
NEVER SEND A BUNNY
TO DO A DUCK'S JOB.
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00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:52,874
IN HERE, D.W.!
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00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:56,124
GOOD GOING, LAUNCHPAD. YOU'VE...
360
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,708
GOTTEN US INTO AN
EVEN BIGGER JAM.
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00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:04,957
I'VE HEARD OF
EATING THE SCENERY,
362
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,333
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,582
STRANGE? YES. BUT I'M NOT ONE TO
LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH.
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00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:15,415
HIYO, SILVER. AWAY!
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00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:17,583
THAT'S CHEATING.
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00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,874
WHOA, SILVER.
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00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:25,583
ALL RIGHT, DUCK,
THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR FINAL SCENE.
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00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,874
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GOT US THIS
TIME, D.W.
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00:20:27,875 --> 00:20:31,582
HA! I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF THE WORD DEFEAT, LAUNCHPAD.
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00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:34,707
AHA.
JUST WHAT WE NEED RIGHT NOW...
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00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,750
A REFRESHING CUP OF COFFEE.
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00:20:38,583 --> 00:20:40,749
PUSH, LAUNCHPAD.
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00:20:40,750 --> 00:20:43,457
TASTE JAVA, BATTERY BRAIN.
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00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:49,833
AAAAAH! I'VE BEEN PERCOLATED!
375
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,457
THAT'S NOT FAIR.
376
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,957
HOW COME YOU GET TO WIN?
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00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:57,124
BECAUSE IT'S MY COMIC BOOK.
378
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,832
I'D LOVE TO CHEW THE FAT, BABE,
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00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,082
BUT I'M LATE FOR A DATE
WITH COMIC BOOK IMMORTALITY.
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00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,625
SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY
PAPERS, PAL.
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00:21:16,625 --> 00:21:19,290
AH, WELL...
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00:21:19,291 --> 00:21:20,374
YES?
383
00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:21,457
I HATE IT!
384
00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:22,416
NO.
385
00:21:22,417 --> 00:21:23,874
YES.
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00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:28,874
I'M ALSO REPELLED AND REPULSED,
REVILED AND REVOLTED BY IT.
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00:21:28,875 --> 00:21:32,707
I LOATHE AND ABHOR IT.
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00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,415
NOT TO MENTION DESPISING
AND DETESTING IT.
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00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:37,249
HOWEVER...
390
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,707
HOWEVER?
391
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:42,582
HOWEVER, I AM INTRIGUED
BY THE RABBIT CHARACTER
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00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:45,165
AND PLAN TO SPIN OFF
A NEW COMIC BOOK...
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00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:48,124
THE ADVENTURES OF SUPER BUNNY.
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00:21:48,125 --> 00:21:50,124
B-B-B-BU-BUNNY!
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00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,124
R-R-RA-RABBIT!
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00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:53,957
OF ALL THE...
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00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:58,415
SIR, I HAVE ONLY ONE
RESPONSE TO THIS DEVELOPMENT.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:04,499
COME, COME, LITTLE RUNNING GAG.
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00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,374
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN SELL
THIS EPIC TO DISNEY.
401
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:10,833
MAYBE THEY'LL MAKE A
TV SERIES OUT OF IT.