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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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DARKWING DUCK,
TORMENTOR OF THE GUILTY,
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HAD DONE HIS JOB WELL.
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HE HAD WASHED THE
CITY CLEAN OF CRIME
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LIKE A... DAMP MOP?
THAT'S NOT DRAMATIC.
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SCOURING PAD? SQUEEGEE?
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I GOT IT!
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HE'D WASHED THE
CITY CLEAN LIKE A...
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TIDAL WAVE?
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SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL FOR
THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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WE DON'T GENERALLY GET
TIDAL WAVES UNTIL...
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HELLO. A FLASHQUACK MESSAGE?
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[CRASH]
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"URGENT.
COME TO SHUSH IMMEDIATELY.
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"YOUR ASSISTANCE IS
URGENTLY REQUIRED.
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REPEAT... URGENT."
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SOUNDS LIKE IT'S URGENT.
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WE HAVE AN URGENT
SITUATION, DARKWING DUCK.
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THERE'S BEEN A FLOOD OF
TIDAL WAVES WORLDWIDE.
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UH, YES, J. GANDER.
I HEARD ABOUT IT.
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OBVIOUSLY CAUSED BY
VOLCANIC ACTIVITY
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WITH A SEISMIC FORCE OF 7.3,
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AN EPICENTER IN THE
SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.
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A MOST IMPRESSIVE DEDUCTION,
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BUT THESE WAVES AREN'T
NATURAL DISASTERS.
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WHICH LEADS ME TO CONCLUDE
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THEY MUST BE
UNNATURAL DISASTERS!
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MOST UNNATURAL, INDEED.
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SHOW HIM THE NOTE,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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THIS WAS RECEIVED FROM F.O.W.L.,
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THE FIENDISH ORGANIZATION
FOR WORLD LARCENY.
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I KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR!
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THEY THREATEN
DEVASTATION OF THE PLANET
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UNLESS $90 KAZILLION
ARE TURNED OVER TO THEM
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WITHIN 72 HOURS.
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SEE WHY WE NEED YOUR HELP?
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I GUESS I COULD
KICK IN A FEW BUCKS.
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IT'S YOUR EXPERTISE WE
NEED, NOT MONEY.
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OH, OH, YES. OF COURSE.
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YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE
ON MY EXPERTISE.
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YOU'LL FLY HERE IN
THE STEALTH SHUTTLE,
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A VEHICLE DEVELOPED
FOR THE SPACE PROGRAM.
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AFTER I SUMMON MY
CRACK PILOT LAUNCHPAD,
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I'LL BE READY TO GO.
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NO. THIS VEHICLE IS SO COMPLEX,
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IT CAN ONLY BE FLOWN
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BY THE SHUTTLE'S TEST PILOT.
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WHO IS ME.
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HOLD THE PHONE!
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I'M NOT FLYING WITH
LAUGHING BOY HERE.
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YOU DON'T BELONG
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WITH SHUSH MISSION ANYWAY!
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NOW, NOW, AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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I WANT YOU TWO
WORKING AS A TEAM.
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IS THAT CLEAR?
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NOW, GENTLEMEN,
OUR RESEARCH STAFF
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HAS DESIGNED NEW EQUIPMENT
YOU MAY FIND USEFUL.
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THIS WRISTWATCH, FOR INSTANCE,
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IS ACTUALLY A VERY
DESTRUCTIVE GRENADE.
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IT'S RUNNING SLOW.
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TO SET IT OFF, PULL THE STEM.
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THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
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THEN PUSH IT BACK IN.
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HMM! EQUIPMENT IN WORKING ORDER.
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CHECK.
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[J. GANDER] DARKWING,
PLEASE, YOU MUST REMEMBER,
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THE FATE OF THE WORLD
DEPENDS UPON YOU
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AND AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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STEP ON IT. IT'S ALREADY 4 P.M.,
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AND WE'RE STILL NOT THERE.
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WE FLY SO FAST,
IT ONLY FEELS LIKE WE'RE MOVING SLOW.
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IT IS ACTUALLY 11:00
YESTERDAY MORNING.
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REGULATIONS SAY KEEP YOUR
TIMEPIECE SET CORRECTLY.
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OH, REGULATIONS!
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WELL, O.K. FINE. THERE.
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SEE? I SET... IT.
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OOPS.
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YOU AND YOUR REGULATIONS!
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AUTO-RADAR DEVICE IS GONE!
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SO YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW IF WE'RE GOING
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EAST OR WEST OR UP...
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WE'RE GOING DOWN!
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TURN RIGHT!
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NO! LEFT.
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LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! RIGHT!
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IN ANOTHER 48 HOURS, F.O.W.L.
HIGH COMMAND
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IS GONNA BE 90 KAZILLION
SAMOLEONS RICHER.
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HEY, MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
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TO ASK FOR A RAISE, HAH?
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[CRASH]
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YO-HO-HO! WHAT WAS THAT?
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I THINK IT WAS A COCONUT, BOSS.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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YOU'VE KAPUTTED ENTIRE CRAFT,
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NEARLY EXPIRATING OUR LIVES!
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CHILL OUT, WILL YA, GRYZ?
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JUST BE GRATEFUL THESE...
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YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGH!
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[THUD]
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WATCH YOURSELF.
THAT FIRST STEP'S A...
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DOOZY.
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[STEELBEAK] AGENT
GRYZLYFACE, TOO?
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UGH!
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BETTER STEP ASIDE.
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SO I CAN GET HIT BY COCONUT?
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NO.
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THE SHUTTLE IS ABOUT TO...
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FALL.
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[J. GANDER] AGENT GRYZLIKOFF!
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DARKWING DUCK!
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WE'RE HERE, J. GANDER,
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WHEREVER HERE IS.
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SHUTTLE WAS SEVERELY DAMAGED
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DUE TO INCOMPETENT
BUNGLING OF NOODLENUT!
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NOODLENUT?
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IF F.O.W.L.'s PLAN
IS NOT STOPPED,
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THE WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED!
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IF WORLD IS DESTROYED,
IS HIS FAULT.
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IT IS NOT!
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NOT, NOT, NOT! IS, IS, IS!
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STOP THIS SQUABBLING!
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YOU MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
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THOSE TWO WANNA
STOP MY MAD PLAN?
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WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME THIS TEAM
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HAD A LITTLE COACHING, AH?
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J. GANDER'S RIGHT.
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WE CAN'T FIGHT WHEN THE WHOLE
WORLD'S DEPENDING ON US.
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LET'S PUT ASIDE OUR
DIFFERENCES AND WORK AS A TEAM.
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DA, COMRADE.DA.
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
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IT'LL BE DARK SOON.
WE MUST BUILD A SHELTER.
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YOU GO CHOP DOWN
15 TALL PALM TREES.
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DA. RIGHT.
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WE ALSO HAVE TO EAT,
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SO GATHER A COUPLE
DOZEN COCONUTS.
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WELL, GET TO IT, PARTNER.
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DA, DA. RIGHT.
CHOP 15 PALM TREES.
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GATHER TWO DOZEN
COCONUTS, AND...
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HMMM...
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OH!
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[FUMING]
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♪ YA TA-TOOTIE ♪♪
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WHAT WILL YOU BE
DOING, COMRADE PARTNER?
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WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA
DO THE DIRTY WORK
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AND GUARD THE SHUTTLE.
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OH.DA, COMRADE. DA.
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OF COURSE.
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♪ YA TOO TOO TOO TOO ♪
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♪ YA TA... ♪♪
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WATCH IT, OLD PAL.
YOU NEARLY BEANED ME.
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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, COMRADE.
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NO, BUT WE DID.
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WHATEVER IT IS
THAT YOU DIDN'T DO,
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DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
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ACCIDENTS CAN HAPPEN,
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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BUT I DID NOTHING.
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I HOPE YOU'RE NOT CALLING ME A
LIAR, OLD AMIGO.
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ALL RIGHT. THAT DOES IT.
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PTOOEY.
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PTOOEY.
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AGE-OLD QUESTION...
IF A TREE FALLS ON A BEAR IN THE WOODS,
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DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?
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WHOA!
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HMM... YES.
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I'D SAY THAT'S
DEFINITELY A SOUND.
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THAT OUGHTA HEAT THE
COLD WAR BACK UP AGAIN.
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I'LL SQUEEZE
FEATHERS OUT OF YOU!
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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WE ARE PALSY-WALSY, RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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WE FORGET THIS LITTLE TIFF
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AND LET NYLONS BE NYLONS, RIGHT?
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RIGHT.
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HEY, GRYZ.
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ALLEY-OOP!
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WHY DO YOU THROW
COCONUT ONTO MY HEAD?
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YOU CATCH IT WHEN I SAY,
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"HEY, GRYZ. ALLEY-OOP."
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SUCH FUN AND GAMES ARE NOT
COVERED IN REGULATIONS.
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GRYZ, GRYZ, GRYZ.
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THIS THING IS NO GOOD.
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STOP. SMELL THE ROSES.
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TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY.
LOOSEN UP!
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REGULATIONS SAY IS FIVE
MINUTES PAST BEDTIME.
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I MUST HIT HAYSTACK.
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I'D HATE TO BE MAROONED ON
A DESERT ISLAND WITH HIM.
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OH, YEAH. I AM MAROONED
ON AN ISLAND WITH HIM.
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[DARKWING] GET RID OF...
TOMORROW... GRYZLIK...
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[TAPE REWINDS]
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TOMORROW I'LL GET
RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
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NICE EDIT,
IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
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TOMORROW I GET
RID OF GRYZLIKOFF.
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SO DUCK THINKS HE PULLS FAST
ONE, AH?
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AH... AHEM.
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WHERE ARE YOU, GRYZ?
FIXING BREAKFAST?
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I LIKE MY EGGS OVER
EASY WITH HASH...
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YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!
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GRYZLIKOFF,
YOU COME BACK HEEEEEEEERRRRRRE!
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HE'LL NEVER CATCH ME.
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NO ONE CAN SWIM THAT FAR.
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EXCEPT SOMEONE WHO
SWAM THE CHANNEL TWICE
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WHILE WEARING A STRAITJACKET.
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YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF ME.
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WAS IT ME WHO SKIPPED
OUT ON A RAFT?
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EN GARDE!
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[PANTING AND WHEEZING]
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O.K. THAT'S IT.
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THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!
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HERE'S THE DEAL, GRYZLIKOFF.
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THIS IS MY SIDE. THAT IS YOURS.
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DURING YOUR CHILDISH PAINTING,
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I HAVE ALMOST REPAIRED SHUTTLE.
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DON'T TOUCH IT ON MY SIDE. DEAL?
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DEAL!
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DEAL!
242
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,874
WELL, WELL, WELL.
243
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DO I DETECT A NOTE OF TENSION
244
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,749
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP?
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LET'S SEE WHAT HELP WE CAN BE.
246
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,832
GET YOUR HAND OFF OF COCONUT.
247
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NO, YOU LET GO.
248
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:26,707
IT FELL OFF MY TREE.
249
00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:29,832
IT FELL ONTO MY SIDE.
SO, IT'S MINE!
250
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,624
IS NOT! IS, TOO!
251
00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:34,415
TOO, TOO, TOO! NOT, NOT, NOT!
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[J. GANDER] DARKWING!
GRYZLIKOFF!
253
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YES, J. GANDER?
254
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F.O.W.L.'s DEADLINE
IS DRAWING NEARER.
255
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YES, J. GANDER.
256
00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:49,749
YOU MUST COOPERATE TO
REPAIR THE INSTRUMENTS.
257
00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:52,582
IS NOT MY FAULT. IS HIS.
258
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,624
HE'S FULL OF BORSCHT.
IT'S HIS FAULT.
259
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:57,499
GENTLEMEN, GEN...
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WELL!
261
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:01,332
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW, COMRADE!
262
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,165
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.
263
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,457
GRYZLIKOFF, LOOK!
264
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:10,832
HA! I'M NOT FALLING FOR
OLDEST TRICK IN BOOKLET.
265
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,457
AAH! AAH!
266
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,875
AAH! AAH!
267
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,583
[DARKWING COUGHING]
268
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OH... UGH!
269
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:24,166
YECCHH!
270
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:32,249
NOT THAT I CARE,
BUT THERE'S A FISH IN YOUR EAR.
271
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I CANNOT HEAR YOU.
THERE'S A FISH IN MY EAR.
272
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,582
HELLO. ANCIENT CAVE PAINTINGS.
273
00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:44,707
THESE STRANGE GRIDS ARE NO DOUBT
274
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PRIMITIVE ATTEMPTS
AT MATHEMATICS.
275
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USING MY KNOWLEDGE OF
PREHISTORIC PAINTINGS,
276
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I'D SAY THESE WERE DONE ABOUT...
277
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10 MINUTES AGO.
278
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STEELBEAK'S EGG MEN.
279
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THAT YOKESTER WAS
BEHIND ALL THIS!
280
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,750
OH, BOYS.
281
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:11,165
HOW 'BOUT SOME TEAMWORK?
A LITTLE ALLEY-OOP?
282
00:14:11,166 --> 00:14:15,875
I DO NOT NEED THE
ALLEYS OR OOPS.
283
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:20,625
WATCH.
YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
284
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:31,875
THIS IS HOW WE DO
IT IN OLD COUNTRY.
285
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,874
COMRADE, WAIT.
286
00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:42,165
DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE
ONCE MORE FRIENDS?
287
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:43,250
WELL...
288
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,499
NAAAAAH! NAAAAAH!
289
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,082
HA HA HA! AWRIGHT.
290
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:50,082
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
291
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:52,707
FOR A MINUTE THERE,
292
00:14:52,708 --> 00:14:55,624
I THOUGHT THINGS
WOULD GET MUSHY.
293
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:58,000
SILLY ME. NOW C'MON!
294
00:14:58,708 --> 00:15:01,165
I PERSONALLY WANNA THANK YOUSE
295
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,707
FOR BUYIN' ME SOME TIME.
296
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:06,582
NOW I CAN BLOW THIS JOINT
297
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:11,125
AND GET READY FOR
THE BIG WASHOUT.
298
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:18,457
I THOUGHT THIS ISLAND
WAS YOUR HEADQUARTERS.
299
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,749
I'LL MAKE IT SIMPLE FOR
A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU...
300
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,582
THERE'S ONLY ONE
FORCE STRONG ENOUGH
301
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,874
TO CONTROL THE TIDES.
302
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:29,082
COCONUTS?
303
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:33,208
NO, NOT COCONUTS.
THE MOON. THE MOON!
304
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,875
SEE YA... NEVER!
305
00:15:45,125 --> 00:15:47,999
WELL, HERE IS ANOTHER FINE MESS
306
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:51,750
YOU HAVE GOT US INTO, COMRADE!
307
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,332
MY FAULT?
308
00:15:56,333 --> 00:16:00,375
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
309
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:07,874
NO WAY, NOODLENIK.
WAS YOUR FAULT.
310
00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:12,499
GRYZ, IS THIS REALLY THE
TIME TO ASSIGN BLAME?
311
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,707
WHAT SAY WE CALL A TRUCE?
312
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,374
WE TRIED TRUCE. IT FAILED.
313
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,332
I HAVE NO OBJECTION
TO ANOTHER TRY.
314
00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,582
ON THREE, SWING RIGHT.
315
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,290
WE SWING LEFT.
316
00:16:25,291 --> 00:16:27,457
RIGHT, RIGHT! LEFT, LEFT!
317
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:28,707
LEFT, LEFT! RIGHT, RIGHT!
318
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:31,833
YAAAAAAAHHHHH!
319
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:38,332
IS THE SHUTTLE WORKING?
320
00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:41,624
IS IN 90% OF WORKING ORDER.
321
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,749
WE HAVE TO STOP STEELBEAK.
322
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,582
IMPOSSIBLE.
QUADRUPLICATE REQUISITION FORMS
323
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:50,374
ARE NEEDED TO LEAVE HEMISPHERE.
324
00:16:50,375 --> 00:16:52,207
TO LEAVE THE STRATOSPHERE,
325
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,082
THE PAPERWORK WOULD
BE ASTROLOGICAL!
326
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,290
SUIT YOURSELF, GRYZ.
327
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:00,457
NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE
I SAVE THE WORLD!
328
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:04,375
LET'S SEE.
THIS SHOULD BE THE IGNITION.
329
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,249
IT MUST BE THIS ONE...
330
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:11,874
OR THIS ONE.
331
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,125
AHA!
332
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,250
I MUST BE CRAZY FOR DOING THIS.
333
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:42,957
I JUST REALIZED
334
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:46,957
I DO NOT HAVE
COORDINATES TO FIND MOON.
335
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:49,624
AIM FOR THAT WHITE BALL.
336
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:53,749
YOU MIGHT WANNA START
HITTING THE BRAKES NOW.
337
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:57,207
REMEMBER I SAID
SHUTTLE IS 90% FIXED?
338
00:17:57,208 --> 00:17:59,749
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. SO?
339
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,332
BRAKES ARE IN OTHER 10%.
340
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:06,707
IEEEEEEEEEE! YEEEEEEEAGH!
341
00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,290
HOO BOY!
342
00:18:08,291 --> 00:18:11,999
THAT MAP COMPANY'S
GONNA HEAR FROM ME.
343
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,415
SEA OF TRANQUILITY, MY BEAK!
344
00:18:14,416 --> 00:18:17,707
HERE IS OXYGEN HELMET,
COMRADE FRIEND.
345
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,332
THANKS, PAL.
346
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:24,707
I AM ABOUT TO BECOME
FIRST SHUSH AGENT ON MOON.
347
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,249
WAIT JUST A MINUTE, PARTNER.
348
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,499
WHAT IS PROBLEM, COMRADE?
349
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:32,249
I THINK I OUGHTA GO FIRST.
350
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,415
WHY SHOULD YOU GET THE GLORY?
351
00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:38,416
BECAUSE I AM STAFF.
YOU ARE ONLY FREELANCER.
352
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,999
O.K. LOOK.
LET'S DON'T GET STARTED AGAIN.
353
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,957
LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE ADULTS.
354
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:51,999
AGREED. I'LL TAKE ODDS.
355
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,415
I'LL TAKE EVENS.
356
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:54,999
ONCE, TWICE, THREE,
357
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,957
SHOOT! EVENS. I WIN.
358
00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:00,207
EXCUSE ME.
I'M ABOUT TO BOLDLY GO
359
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,999
WHERE NO MALLARD
HAS GONE BEFORE.
360
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,749
ONE SMALL STEP
FOR DARKWING DUCK,
361
00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:08,499
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR DUCK... UH!
362
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,750
WHOOAAAA-HOO-HOO!
363
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:21,290
LET ME CONSULT REGULATION
BOOK FOR PROPER PROCEDURE.
364
00:19:21,291 --> 00:19:24,332
NO TIME!
IN MINUTES, HALF OF EARTH'S CITIES
365
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,958
WILL BE HUMONGOUS WATER PARKS!
366
00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:37,415
AND NOW IT'S TIME
TO MAKE SOME WAVES.
367
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:41,207
THAT'S FAR ENOUGH, STEELBEAK.
368
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:44,124
YOU DO GET AROUND, DON'T YOUSE?
369
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:48,250
YOUR BODY IS 90% WATER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
370
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,874
AND RIGHT NOW YOUR
INTERNAL ORGANS
371
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:56,582
ARE SWELLING AND PULLING APART!
372
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:59,207
AND I FEEL FABULOUS!
373
00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,749
HEY, WHAT WENT WRONG?
374
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:05,499
WHY YOU WERE UNAFFECTED
BY DEADLY RAY?
375
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,124
GUESS YOUR REGULATION
BOOK'S GOOD
376
00:20:07,125 --> 00:20:08,707
FOR SOMETHING AFTER ALL.
377
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,332
LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
378
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:14,874
UNAUTHORIZED DAMAGE OF REGULATION
BOOK IS AGAINST REGULATIONS!
379
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:18,999
THIS IS SERIOUS BREACH
OF OFFICIAL RULES.
380
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,165
MAYBE YOU'D BE HAPPIER IF I...
381
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:26,707
IS TIME FOR ANOTHER
TRUCE, COMRADE?
382
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,708
ALLEY-OOP, DARKWING DUCK!
383
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:34,875
HERE'S WHERE THE TIDE
TURNS, STEELBEAK.
384
00:20:43,708 --> 00:20:49,208
EGG MEN,
SCRAMBLE THOSE POACHERS!
385
00:20:57,833 --> 00:20:59,249
C'MON, COMRADE.
386
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:03,000
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
387
00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:17,000
I AM OUTTA HERE.
388
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:21,249
NEXT TIME WE MEET,
389
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,416
YOU WON'T BE SO
LUCKY, DARKWING DUFUS!
390
00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,165
STEELBEAK ESCAPED,
BUT WE SAVED THE WORLD.
391
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,957
NOT A BAD DAY'S WORK.
392
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:40,207
WE BURY THE HATCHBACK
AND WORK AS COLLEAGUES.
393
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,874
I'M FOR IT.
394
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:47,499
GOOD. IT COULD BE MONTHS
BEFORE WE ARE RESCUED.
395
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:51,249
WE'LL RADIO AN SOS WITH
STEELBEAK'S EQUIPMENT.
396
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,457
IS AGAINST REGULATIONS
TO USE LUNAR AIRWAVES.
397
00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:57,749
ANY NOODLENUT KNOWS THAT.
398
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:00,749
LISTEN, BORSCHT BRAIN,
I'LL TELL YOU A THING OR THREE,
399
00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:04,707
STARTING WITH THIS
ONE RIGHT HERE...
400
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,332
THIS IS MY SIDE. THAT IS YOURS.
401
00:22:07,333 --> 00:22:09,249
THIS IS MY SIDE!
402
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:12,208
WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?