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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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OK, SO I HAVEN'T DATED
YOU FOR A FEW WEEKS,
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HEY, I'M THE CHIEF
AGENT OF F.O.W.L...
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FIENDISH ORGANIZATION
FOR WORLD LARCENY.
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BE PATIENT, BABE.
THINGS COME UP.
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CHIEF AGENT STEELBEAK.
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WHOA! HIGH COMMAND,
ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
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SKIP IT. F.O.W.L. NEEDS MONEY.
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WELL, THINGS ARE TOUGH ALL OVER.
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YOU MUST QUICKLY PULL
OFF SEVERAL BANK HEISTS.
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I DON'T DO BANK HEISTS.
I'M A MASTER CRIMINAL.
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THEN THERE MAY BE
CERTAIN SALARY CUTBACKS.
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OH, BANK HEISTS.
I DO THEM ALL THE TIME.
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TALK ABOUT BAD MOODS.
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ME ROB BANKS? HA!
THAT'S AN INSULT.
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HEY, I'LL JUST SAY NO.
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WHAT CAN HIGH COMMAND DO TO ME?
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THEY DID FEED YOUR PREDECESSOR
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THROUGH SIX TRASH COMPACTORS.
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YOU TALKED ME INTO IT.
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BUT I'LL NEED SOMEONE
WITH A SMALLER MIND.
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HEY, AGENT AMMONIA PINE!
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LONG TIME, AMMONIA. YOU BUSY?
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WHAT, NOW? I'M CLEANING!
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LISTEN, BABE. IT JUST SO HAPPENS
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I GOT THIS UGLY STAIN
I CAN'T GET OUT.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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WHERE'S THAT UGLY STAIN?
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LET ME AT IT.
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AMMONIA, UH, THESE ARE FOR YOU.
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FOR ME? A BIT DUSTY.
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AMMONIA BABE, HEY,
COOL THE CLEANSER.
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LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND ME
AND SOME VERY DIRTY BANKS.
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YOU KNOW,
I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU.
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YOU... HAVE?
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YOU HAVE TO THINK OF OUR
FUTURE, HONK.
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T-SHIRTS, POSTERS,
ACTION FIGURES...
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BOUGHT BY THE
PERFECT GUY FAN CLUB.
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WE COULD MAKE A KILLING
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WITH A DARKWING DUCK FAN CLUB.
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STILL CLEANING UP
THIS FIRE TRAP?
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DAD, DARKWING DUCK
NEEDS A FAN CLUB.
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A FAN CLUB?
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HERE'S A ROUGH PROTOTYPE.
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WE'LL RAKE IN THE BUCKS.
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GEE, YOU GOT MY GOOD SIDE, TOO.
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I DON'T KNOW, GOSALYN.
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I'M A MYSTERIOUS HERO,
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THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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YOU'RE THE BEST, POP.
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ISN'T IT TIME PEOPLE
RECOGNIZED IT?
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YOU DO HAVE A POINT THERE.
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I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
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IT'S THE FLASHQUACK,
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WITH A SECRET MESSAGE FROM J.
GANDER HOOTER.
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SEE? PEOPLE PAY GOOD MONEY
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FOR SUCH STUFF.
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"LAST NIGHT SEVERAL BANKS KNOCKED OVER...
BURGLARIZED."
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SOUNDS LIKE A JOB
FOR DARKWING DUCK!
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GREAT! WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
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WE'RE NOT GOING
ANYWHERE, YOUNG LADY.
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YOU'RE STAYING HERE
TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS!
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OK. YOU GO ON AHEAD.
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HONK, WE'VE GOT CORPORATE
STRATEGIC PLANNING TO DO.
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LOOKS EMPTY.
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HOW COULD A BUILDING GET
KNOCKED OVER AND EMPTIED
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WITHOUT WAKING THE WHOLE CITY?
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GATHER ROUND! WATCH HIM WORK!
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WHAT?
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Already?
I said I'd think about it.
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Come on, your public awaits.
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O.k. I'll wing it.
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NOTICE, YOUNGSTERS,
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THIS BANK IS LAYING ON ITS SIDE.
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THIS GUY'S A REGULAR
SHERLOCK HOLMES.
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WHAT CAN BE DEDUCED
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IS THAT IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO MOVE THIS.
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YIKES! COME BACK!
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[BLOWS WHISTLE]
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YIKES!
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[SHIVERS]
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
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HE'S NO SUPER HERO.
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THAT'S FOR SURE.
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GIVE HIM TIME.
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DARKWING DUCK'S JUST WARMING UP.
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WHAT?
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A SOAPY BANK ROBBERY?
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THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF
ONE DISINFECTED VILLAIN...
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AMMONIA PINE, AGENT OF F.O.W.L.
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THIS CONCLUDES
TODAY'S DEMONSTRATION.
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SIGN UP NOW FOR DARKWING'S
NEXT PERFORMANCE.
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TICKETS ARE GOING FAST.
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AMMONIA,
THE WAY YOU HANDLE SUDS,
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IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY.
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WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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ANOTHER BANK TO
CLEAN UP AND OUT.
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A WAY WITH WORDS...
THE SIGN OF A QUICK MIND.
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MAKE THAT A CLEAN MIND.
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LET HER RIP, STEELIE.
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YOU GOT IT, LEMON FRESH.
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WHOA-HO!
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SUDS, DO YOUR STUFF!
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PERFECT LANDING.
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HIT THE SUMP PUMP, HON.
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OH, MAN,
LOOK AT ALL THIS CURRENCY.
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HEY, WE'RE A TEAM, AMMONIA,
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LIKE SOAP AND WATER.
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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AMMONIA PINE'S SELDOM
THIS AMBITIOUS...
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UNLESS SHE WORKS WITH A PARTNER.
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GOS,
WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE...
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GOSALYN, DOES THE TERM "SECRET
AGENT" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
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RELAX. WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.
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LOOK IT. WOW.
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D.W., LET'S SEE SOME ACTION.
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OH, SHUCKS.
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I DON'T USUALLY DO
FAN DEMONSTRATIONS,
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BUT UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES...
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OOH. OOH. OOH.
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AH! AH! AH!
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LAUNCHPAD WILL ASSIST
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IN THE DEMONSTRATION'S
NEXT PHASE.
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NOW,
TRY TO IMAGINE LAUNCHPAD HERE
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IS A BRAINLESS THUG.
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IT'S A STRETCH.
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HIYAH!
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WHAT A SHOW.
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HIYAH!
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NO NOTES HERE,
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BUT YOU'LL FIND THEM
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IN THE DARKWING DUCK
CRIME FIGHTING DIARY.
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ONLY 12.95.
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ALL RIGHT!
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HOMEMADE CAPES? EW!
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BEHOLD,
THE DARKWING DUCK OFFICIAL CAPE
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IS MUCH MORE AERODYNAMIC,
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AND IT'S WRINKLE RESISTANT.
ONLY 15.50.
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NEAT-O.
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THIS FAN CLUB REALLY
HELPS MY IMAGE.
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GOOD JOB, GOS.
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GOSALYN, BABE,
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
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THERE'S MARKETS WE
HAVEN'T TOUCHED...
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DIRECT MAIL, RADIO SPOTS...
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WHAT ABOUT CEREAL BOXES?
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NOTE TO MYSELF.
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DARKWING DECODERS IN EVERY BOX.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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30 SECONDS, D.W.
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OH, ENOUGH TALK.
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I'M ON.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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IT GIVES ME PLEASURE
TO INTRODUCE TO YOU.
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THE HARDEST WORKING DUCK
IN CRIME FIGHTING...
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THE STAR...
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR DARKWING DUCK.
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I AM THE TERROR
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THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE RHINESTONES ON
THE JUMP SUIT OF JUSTICE.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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ARE YOU READY?
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YES!
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THEN LET'S... GET...
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DANGEROUS.
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WAYNE NEWTON,
EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
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AND I JUST FINISHED
THIS GREAT BOOK.
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A STUDY COMPARING POWDERED
AND LIQUID BLEACH.
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WHAT A PAGE TURNER.
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YOU GOT TO READ IT.
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JUST A FEW MORE BANKS.
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[CHEERING]
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WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
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BEATS ME, HON.
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LOOKS LIKE MEGAVOLT'S
HAVING A BLOCK PARTY.
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FINALLY, SOMEONE I CAN WASTE.
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NOW DARKWING DUCK WILL
DAZZLINGLY DEMONSTRATE
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HIS LIGHTENING QUICK REFLEXES.
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WATCH AS I...
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HEY, THAT LAST BIT
ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
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NO WONDER. LOOK,
IT'S AMMONIA PINE AND STEELBEAK.
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WHY CAN'T YOU FIND
SOAP THIS GOOD
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IN A PUBLIC REST ROOM?
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WATCH CLOSELY, FANS, AS D.W.
PUTS AWAY
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THE BAD GUYS...
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I HOPE.
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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LET'S GET OUR
DUCKS IN LINE HERE.
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FINISHING YOU TWO OFF'S
REAL ENTERTAINMENT.
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TOO BAD I CAN ONLY DO IT ONCE.
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YOU'RE UPSIDE DOWN AND AGAINST
IT, STAIN BRAIN.
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THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY
SEEM, MOP TOP.
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MY GAS SHOULD RENDER THIS
TRASH WASHED UP, L.P.
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STAND BACK!
I'M GOING DOWN SWINGING.
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PLEASE!
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CAN'T YOU ACCEPT
DEFEAT GRACEFULLY?
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LUCKY PUNCH.
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LAUNCHPAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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CRASHING JUST COMES
NATURALLY TO ME.
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LET'S FINISH THEM OFF.
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NO! NO, YOU'LL GET IN THE WAY.
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L.P., LET'S FERTILIZE THIS
OVERGROWN BUBBLE-BLOWER.
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DARKWING! DARKWING!
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HEH HEH! THEY LOVE ME.
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LET'S CLEAN HOUSE, EH, STEELY?
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SHE HOGS ALL THE ACTION.
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LET'S JUST FINISH HIM OFF.
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[SNORT SNORT]
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FERTILIZER!
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DIRT! FILTH!
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AAH!
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I MUST CLEAN!
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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
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HEY, WATCH IT!
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OOH!
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HEY!
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TIME TO SLIP AND
SLIDE, SLUDGE FACE.
245
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OH, NO!
246
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,165
NO SOAP!
247
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:01,624
PEEL OUT, AMMONIA!
248
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:06,624
BUT THERE'S STILL
FERTILIZER ON THE GROUND.
249
00:13:06,625 --> 00:13:10,458
WE'LL COME BACK LATER. JUST GO!
250
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:15,582
D.W. SURE SHOWED THOSE
VILLAINS, RIGHT, GOSALYN?
251
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,999
YEAH, SURE DID.
252
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,457
WHEN YOU JOIN THE
DARKWING FAN CLUB...
253
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:22,749
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
254
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,749
LET'S DISSOLVE THE
DARKWING FAN CLUB.
255
00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,582
VERY FUNNY.
256
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:32,707
IT WOULD LET YOU CONCENTRATE
ON FIGHTING CRIME.
257
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:36,582
THIS FAN CLUB IS A BIG HELP.
258
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:40,582
IT'S AN OVERDUE TRIBUTE TO
MY CRIME-FIGHTING ABILITY.
259
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:44,082
YOU WERE SO CAUGHT UP
SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS,
260
00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:47,124
YOU COULD HAVE
BEEN KILLED TODAY.
261
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:50,499
RISK IS DARKWING
DUCK'S MIDDLE NAME.
262
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:54,415
I'M TALKING ABOUT GETTING
YOUR TAIL FEATHERS KICKED.
263
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,999
I'LL RUN THE FAN CLUB.
264
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,499
YOU STAY HOME AND CONCENTRATE
ON CLEANING YOUR ROOM.
265
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:06,082
MY NEXT BRIGHT IDEA,
I'LL KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT.
266
00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:09,499
NOW THE ACTION PART
OF THE PROGRAM.
267
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:13,165
YOU'LL LEARN TO CATCH
CROOKS DARKWING DUCK STYLE.
268
00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,165
GETTING THIS ALL DOWN?
269
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,582
YES, SIR.
270
00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,124
LOOK, D.W., STEELBEAK.
271
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:23,583
EVERYBODY, KEEP QUIET AND
WATCH A MASTER AT WORK.
272
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,832
2... 4... 6... 8!
273
00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,582
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE?
274
00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,583
DARKWING!
275
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:32,500
DARKWING!
276
00:14:32,501 --> 00:14:33,999
DARKWING DUCK!
277
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,249
SHH!
278
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:40,291
PSST!
GUYS, YOU GOT TO BE MORE QUIET.
279
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:45,332
THOSE KIDS DESERVE A
DARKWING DUCK BIG ENTRANCE.
280
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,958
I'LL HANDLE THIS ALONE.
281
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:53,957
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
282
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:57,999
I'M THE STAIN THAT
CAN'T BE RUBBED OUT.
283
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:01,957
WHAT A SURPRISE!
I GUESS YOU GOT ME.
284
00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:04,999
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
DARKWING DO-NOTHING.
285
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,874
NICE WORK, D.W.
286
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:09,624
YAY! HOORAY!
287
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:11,707
HAVEN'T LOST MY TOUCH.
288
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:14,290
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO AMMONIA...
289
00:15:14,291 --> 00:15:20,291
GOOD WORK.
YOU LULLED THEM TO SLEEP, BABY BEAK.
290
00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:28,458
REEL 'EM IN, STEELY!
291
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:33,332
AAH! AAH! AAH!
292
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,957
ALL RIGHT.
LISTEN UP, DARKWING DOPE.
293
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:40,999
YOU HAVE ENOUGH BRAINS
TO KNOW TO STAY AWAY
294
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,999
FROM AMMONIA AND ME
295
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:47,457
OR ELSE YOUR KIDS
ARE GOING TO GET IT.
296
00:15:47,458 --> 00:15:49,458
GET IT?
297
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:51,458
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
298
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:59,624
F.O.W.L. CAN AFFORD A
FLEET OF THESE VEHICLES
299
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,874
WITH ALL THE LOOT
WE'RE STEALING.
300
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:08,207
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE
RIGHT MOMENT TO ASK...
301
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:13,374
I... WELL, I'LL JUST SAY IT.
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
302
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:16,165
YEAH, RIGHT.
303
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:19,874
I'M JUST SO... MOVED.
304
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,082
[SNICKERS]
305
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:25,124
LET'S WAIT UNTIL OUR
CRIME WAVE IS OVER.
306
00:16:25,125 --> 00:16:29,958
THEN WE CAN HAVE
QUIET TIME TO TALK.
307
00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,624
MESS MONITOR RED ALERT!
308
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,874
THERE'S A FILTHY
MESS AROUND HERE.
309
00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,415
LET'S GO!
310
00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:40,291
NOT AGAIN.
311
00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:49,000
SOME SLOVENLY JERK'S LEFT
CHEWING GUM ON THIS BENCH.
312
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:55,875
SHH!
313
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:04,832
OHH! FILTH OBLITERATED!
314
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:08,332
I SHOULD HAVE
DISSOLVED THE FAN CLUB.
315
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:11,749
IT'S MY FAULT THE KIDS ARE GONE.
316
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,624
YOU MUST FEEL ROTTEN.
317
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:17,290
WHY, THANK YOU FOR
BEING SO UNDERSTANDING.
318
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:20,332
I SAY WE TAKE THEM OUT.
319
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:25,874
BUT HONKER AND THE KIDS
WILL GET WALLOPED IF WE DO.
320
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:26,875
OHH!
321
00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,999
WE'RE GOING AFTER THEM.
322
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,582
DARKWING DOESN'T KNOW
THE MEANING OF DEFEAT.
323
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,999
I KNOW WHO'S GETTING
A DICTIONARY.
324
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,457
STEELBEAK AND AMMONIA
PINE SOAPED YOUR DAD,
325
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,499
THEN KIDNAPPED THE KIDS.
326
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,457
I ESCAPED WHEN AMMONIA'S
MESS MONITOR BEEPED.
327
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:48,165
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THEM.
HER WHAT?
328
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,624
AMMONIA'S GOT RADAR THAT BEEPS
329
00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:52,624
WHEN IT MONITORS A MESS.
330
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:58,083
IF THERE'S MESS TO BE
MADE, I CAN MAKE IT.
331
00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:03,415
I'LL BAKE A CAKE LIKE I
DID FOR POP'S BIRTHDAY.
332
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,207
LET'S SEE THEM SUCK UP THIS.
333
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:09,624
GOSALYN,
YOU'RE TRASHING YOUR OWN HOUSE.
334
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:12,332
TO SAVE THOSE KIDS, HONK.
335
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,749
KNOW ANOTHER WAY
TO GET THEM HERE?
336
00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:18,707
LET'S HIT YOUR DAD'S ROOM.
337
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:22,249
BET YOU NEVER KNEW
GARBAGE DISPOSAL HISTORY
338
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,707
WAS SO FASCINATING.
339
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:26,499
HMM? OH, YEAH. CAPTIVATING.
340
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,582
GREETINGS, AGENT STEELBEAK.
341
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:31,749
HELLO. YOU GET THE LAST DEPOSIT?
342
00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,374
EXCELLENT. THANKS TO YOU,
343
00:18:33,375 --> 00:18:35,832
F.O.W.L.'S BACK TO
A FULL SCHEDULE.
344
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:37,415
OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.
345
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:41,415
NO PROBLEMO.
WE'LL KNOCK OVER THIS LAST BANK...
346
00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:45,624
AGENT PINE'S REPORTED HOW
YOU LIKE BEING A TEAM.
347
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:46,707
REALLY?
348
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,290
GIVEN YOUR SUCCESS,
349
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:51,249
WE'RE CONSIDERING PUTTING
YOU TOGETHER INDEFINITELY.
350
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,082
HIGH COMMAND OUT.
351
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:54,415
B-B-B...
352
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,582
CONGRATULATIONS, HON.
353
00:18:57,583 --> 00:18:59,457
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
354
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,624
NO PLACE, AMMONIA.
NEITHER ARE YOU.
355
00:19:02,625 --> 00:19:06,416
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS...
356
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:18,874
JEOPARDIZING MY POSITION
WITH F.O.W.L.'S NOT ENOUGH.
357
00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:21,707
SHE HOGS THE FUN, TOO.
358
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,249
MY MESS MONITOR!
359
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:27,082
OHH, THIS IS THE BIG ONE!
360
00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:30,416
ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE
CHICKEN, STEELBEAK.
361
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,457
HEY, FOR THE FIRST
TIME, I LIKE THIS SOAP.
362
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:42,375
HANG ON, D.W.!
363
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:48,291
THE FILTHY MESS IS IN
THAT HOUSE RIGHT THERE!
364
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,707
ALL RIGHT!
LET'S GIVE THESE SOAP SUDS
365
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:55,416
A RUN FOR THEIR MONEY.
366
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:02,957
GOOD WORK, L.P.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
367
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:06,374
WE'RE WASTING TIME.
IT'S CLEAN ENOUGH ALREADY.
368
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,415
CLEAN ENOUGH! HA HA!
369
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,999
LEAVE THE CLEANING TO
ME, STEELY.
370
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,999
POURING WACKY GLUE
OVER THE FOUNDATION
371
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,458
WAS A SMOOTH MOVE.
372
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,999
HANG ON!
373
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,749
GIVE UP YET, CHROME LIPS?
374
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,500
NOT YOU AGAIN.
375
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,874
FOUL PUNCH. I DEMAND A REMATCH.
376
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,874
WE COULD HAVE LEFT
IN PLENTY OF TIME,
377
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:44,999
BUT, NO, NOT YOU.
378
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:49,999
YOU HAD TO INDULGE A MORONIC
OBSESSION WITH CLEANING!
379
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,374
DOES THAT MEAN YOU
DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME?
380
00:20:54,375 --> 00:20:58,874
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE
ON THE SAME CONTINENT!
381
00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,832
HEY, GET THIS, AMMONIA...
382
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:04,707
I KIND OF LIKE DIRT!
383
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:08,207
HA HA HA HA HA!
384
00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:10,832
AAH! STOP IT!
385
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:14,332
MUD, MUD, DIRT, FILTH.
GIVE IT TO ME.
386
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:19,291
I GOT TO HAVE IT ALL.
I LOVE DIRT!
387
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,624
HEY, WHO DO WE SEE
ABOUT A FULL REFUND?
388
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,624
THAT'S IT, TRASH BAG.
389
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:33,415
NOBODY DUMPS ME.
390
00:21:33,416 --> 00:21:36,249
I'M REPORTING YOU
TO HIGH COMMAND.
391
00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:39,332
I HATE TO INTERRUPT
YOUR DOMESTIC QUARREL,
392
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:40,333
BUT...
393
00:21:44,458 --> 00:21:47,499
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, DIRTWING.
394
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:52,500
AS FOR ME, I WASH MY HANDS
OF THIS WHOLE AFFAIR.
395
00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:58,707
WASHING! CLEANING!
SOAPING! DOING!
396
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,999
HA HA!
397
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,582
SEE WHAT A MESSY ROOM CAN
DO, DAD?
398
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,832
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS SAID
399
00:22:06,833 --> 00:22:10,291
CRIME FIGHTING'S A DIRTY
JOB, KIDDO.