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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE,
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE,
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE,
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BETTER CALL ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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BIG WEB-FOOT SPOTTED
THE CAMPFIRE LIGHT.

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THE BEAST CREPT
THROUGH THE FOREST

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UNTIL HE CAME TO THE CLEARING.

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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,

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THE MOTH THAT SEEKS
YOUR PORCH LIGHT.

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OH, IT'S SOME JERK IN A COSTUME.

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NOT JUST ANY JERK.
I'M DARKWING DUCK.

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THE JERK'S PROBABLY LOST.

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I'M NOT LOST.

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IS THAT A COMPASS?

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NO. I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T LOST.

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I'M MAKING SURE THE NORTH
STAR IS STILL NORTH.

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WHAT DO WE GET?

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THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING
YOU HELPED A FRIEND.

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GET REAL.

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HOW ABOUT A SCARY STORY?

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AHH...

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IT'S ABOUT THE TIME
I RAN INTO THE...

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VAMPIRE POTATO.

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VAMPIRE POTATO?
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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IT HAPPENED NOT TOO
LONG AGO RIGHT HERE,

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THE HIDEOUT OF MY
ARCHENEMY BUSHROOT.

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NEVER AGAIN WILL I BE LONELY.

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NEVER WILL I BE TOLD,

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"I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU.
YOU'RE JUST A SHRUB."

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I'M GROWING MY
OWN PERFECT BRIDE.

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SPIKE!

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FERTILIZER.

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UGH.

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FLUORIDE.

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POSY BLOSSOM.

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UH-OH.

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POSY BLOSSOM.

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YEOW!

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I GOT IT! I GOT IT! OOPS.

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POSY BLOSSOM!

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POSY BLOSSOM!
THIS IS JUST THE THING

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FOR THAT FEMININE TOUCH.

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WHY NOT?

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SPIKE, IT'S WORKING!
SHE'S ALIVE!

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ALIVE, I TELL YOU!

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SHE'S A POTATO.

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THIS ISN'T POSY BLOSSOM.
IT'S POTATO STARCH.

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HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

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I CAN'T MARRY A POTATO.

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SHE'S A TUBER, AND I'M A SHRUB.

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BUT OPPOSITES ATTRACT.

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MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.

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POSY, WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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RRARRGH!

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I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES.

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HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY!

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I MADE THIS GOWN ESPECIALLY FOR
YOU, VOLUPTUOUS ONE.

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I WASN'T EXPECTING A
BRIDE LARGER THAN SIZE 8.

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ALLOW ME TO CARRY YOU
ACROSS THE THRESHOLD.

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UGH! OOF!

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YOU'VE GOT TO GO ON A DIET.

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I'VE ARRANGED FOR
EVERY LUXURY...

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YOUR OWN SPRINKLER SYSTEM

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AND FERTILIZER SUPPLY.

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RRARRGH!

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YOU WANT JEWELS, FURS?
YOU'RE A POTATO.

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RRARRRGH!

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OK. I'LL GET YOU SOME PRESENTS.

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WAIT HERE. I'LL BE BACK.

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RRARRGH!

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<i>MEANWHILE, DEBONAIR
DUCK-ABOUT-TOWN DRAKE MALLARD.</i>

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<i>WAS ABOUT TO HEAR THE
MOST EXCITING NEWS.</i>

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DAD, THE MUDDLEFOOTS ARE MOVING!

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THEY ARE? YES!

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♪ THE MUDDLEFOOTS ARE MOVING ♪

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♪ THE MUDDLEFOOTS ARE MOVING ♪♪

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LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND, HERB.

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YOU GOT LOTS OF STUFF.
IT'LL FIT IN.

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WHERE ARE YOU MOVING
TO, ALASKA, MAINE, MARS?

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WE'D NEVER MOVE AWAY FROM
YOU, DRAKEROO.

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WE PLAN ON LIVING
NEXT DOOR FOREVER.

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OW.

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WE'RE JUST GOING CAMPING.

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HERB, DEAR,
DON'T FORGET THE VCR.

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ONLY HERB BRINGS HIS
VCR ON CAMPING TRIPS.

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VCR? CAN I COME?

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HOP ABOARD, LITTLE LADY.

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I THOUGHT YOU HATED CAMPING.

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I WANT TO CATCH BIG WEB-FOOT,

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THE MILLION-YEAR-OLD MAN APE.

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THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS MAN APES.

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MOVE.

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UH, THEN AGAIN...

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COME ON,
LET'S GO COLLAR A BIG MONKEY!

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HA! BIG WEB-FOOT.

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AT LEAST I'LL HAVE
SOME PEACE AND QUIET.

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<i>THIS IS A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.</i>

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<i>THE HERBIVOROUS MUTANT RESEARCH
SCIENTIST REGINALD BUSHROOT.</i>

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<i>HAS BEEN SIGHTED
ROBBING FABRIC KING.</i>

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WHAT WOULD A PLANT MAN
WANT FROM A HOME SHOP?

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WHICH COLOR LOOKS
BETTER ON MY BRIDE,

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MAGENTA OR BLUE?

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WHAT DOES YOUR BRIDE LOOK LIKE?

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A LARGE POTATO.

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I'D GO WITH THE BLUE.

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YOU'LL NEED THIS FOR
YOUR PRISON UNIFORM.

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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER.

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GAS HAS NO EFFECT ON ME.

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TAKE THIS, DUCK!

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EWW, DANDRUFF!

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HE'S A PLANT, L.P.
THAT'S POLLEN.

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AH-AH-AH-CHOO!

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GESUNDHEIT. AH-CHOO!

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GESUNDHEIT.

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AH-CHOO!

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NO, GESUNDHEIT.

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HEIGH-HO, IVY, AWAY!

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HE'S GETTING AWAY!

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I CAN SEE THAT.

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MAKE A LEFT. IT'S A SHORTCUT.

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A SHORTCUT, EH?

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A SHORTCUT TO THE
C-CEMETARY, MAYBE.

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IT WOULD'VE WORKED

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IF THIS HAMBURGER
HIPPO WASN'T HERE.

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[SINGING]

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WE BROKE DOWN, HERB.

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WE'LL CAMP HERE.

153
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I'LL SET UP THE TV.

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THE SOON-TO-BE
SUPERMARKET TABLOID STAR

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SURVEYS THE WILDERNESS

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FOR THE BEAST-OF-THE-YEAR
NOMINEE BIG WEB-FOOT.

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SO THEY WANT BIG WEB-FOOT, HUH?

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HONEY,
THE JEWELRY STORE WAS CLOSED,

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BUT I BROUGHT YOU FROZEN YOGURT.

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POSY, WHERE ARE YOU?

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OH, NO! SHE'S GONE!

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SHE CAN'T GET MAD.

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WHAT AM I SAYING?
SHE'S ALL I HAVE.

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COME BACK TO ME, POSY!

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HONKER...

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GOSALYN...

167
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WHERE ARE YOU?

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HEH HEH HEH!

169
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WAIT TILL THEY GET A LOAD OF ME.

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RRARRRGH!

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AAH!

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SLOW DOWN, D.W. I CAN'T KEEP UP.

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BUSHROOT'S PROBABLY HALFWAY
INTO THE COUNTRY. HURRY!

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UNLESS YOU KNOW
ANY MORE SHORTCUTS.

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A TRUCK. WE CAN GET A RIDE.

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THAT'S NOT HOW YOU STOP A TRUCK.

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YOU GOT TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE.
HALT!

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THAT WORKED REAL GOOD, D.W.

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YOU OK, CITY BOY?

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ARE YOU HEADING TO THE COUNTRY?

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IS YESTERDAY'S CRAWDAD
TOMORROW'S FRY?

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HOP ON IN.

183
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THERE'S FROZEN ALIENS
BACK THERE IN MY TRUCK.

184
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ALIENS? REALLY?

185
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GOVERNMENT STUFF.

186
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YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

187
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD
JUST DROP US OFF.

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I LIKES COMPANY.

189
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GETS LONESOMER THAN
A MUDPUPPY OUT HERE.

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AFTER A WHILE,
YOU START SEEING THINGS.

191
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[BRAKES SCREECH]

192
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THERE WAS A BIG
TATER ON THE ROAD!

193
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POTATO, HUH?

194
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IT LOOKED LIKE A RUSSET.

195
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A... A... A RUSSET?

196
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YEAH.

197
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RED TATERS...
YOU CAN REASON WITH THEM.

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BUT RUSSETS...
WHY, THEY'S JUST PLAIN MEAN.

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W-W-WHAT DO YOU DO
IF YOU RUN INTO ONE?

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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO...

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SAY TATER BACKWARDS

202
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WHILE SHAKING THE POLLEN

203
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OFF A LYCEUM NICANTHROPUS PLANT.

204
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I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND, TWAIN.

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WHAT'S A LYCEUM
NICANTHROPUS PLANT?

206
00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,874
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

207
00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:08,582
I'M JUST A GOOD OLD COUNTRY BOY.

208
00:10:08,583 --> 00:10:12,415
<i>CHANNEL 9 IS PROUD TO
PRESENT TONIGHT'S CLASSIC...</i>

209
00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,415
VAMPIRE VARMINTS FROM VENUS.

210
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YOU'RE JUST IN
TIME FOR THE MOVIE.

211
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<i>THIS IS A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.</i>

212
00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:24,124
<i>A VAMPIRE'S LOOSE
IN THE COUNTRYSIDE.</i>

213
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,082
<i>VICTIMS CAN BE RECOGNIZED.</i>

214
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<i>BY THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS...</i>

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00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:29,707
DINNER'S READY, TED.

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YOUR FAVORITE...
INSTANT MASHED POTATOES.

217
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<i>THEY HAVE AN INSATIABLE
CRAVING FOR POTATOES.</i>

218
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<i>THEY APPEAR TO BE IN
A TRANCELIKE STATE.</i>

219
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THIS MOVIE'S BORING.

220
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<i>AND THEY SPROUT POTATOLIKE
ROOTS FROM THEIR HEADS.</i>

221
00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:49,832
OH, TED, DEAR,
YOU NEED ANOTHER HAIRCUT ALREADY.

222
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:53,332
<i>BEWARE,
THE VAMPIRE COULD BE ANYWHERE.</i>

223
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:55,999
LOOK, HERB. A GIANT POTATO.

224
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ARRGH!

225
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:02,374
SOUNDS LIKE BIG WEB-FOOT'S
IN YOUR FOLKS' CAMP.

226
00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:07,582
YOU GRAB HIM,
AND I'LL GET HIM WITH THE NET.

227
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,124
M-M-MAYBE I SHOULD WAIT HERE

228
00:11:10,125 --> 00:11:13,249
WHILE YOU G-G-GO, UH... UH...

229
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READY? 1, 2, 3, GO!

230
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,708
OH! HELP!

231
00:11:21,458 --> 00:11:23,165
ARRGH!

232
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:24,583
UH-OH.

233
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,332
THERE'S A DINER.

234
00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:34,832
YOU CAN GET OUT THERE,

235
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:38,082
BUT LOOK OUT FOR THE VAMPIRE.

236
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,374
A... A VAMPIRE?

237
00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,333
WHAT'S A VAMPIRE?

238
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WELL, FELLAS,
THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF.

239
00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:53,957
HEY! HAMBURGER HIPPO!

240
00:11:53,958 --> 00:11:55,999
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

241
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,082
THESE THINGS ARE EVERYWHERE.

242
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:02,750
TELL THEM OLD DUANE SENT
YOU, YOU HEAR?

243
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,999
I HOPE WE DON'T
MEET ANY MORE DUANES

244
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,499
AT THE DINER.

245
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:17,999
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THERE'S
A VAMPIRE RUNNING LOOSE?

246
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,499
WHAT'S A VAMPIRE?

247
00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:20,999
NEVER SEEN ONE.

248
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,457
I HEARED THEY
WEARS A BLACK CAPE.

249
00:12:24,458 --> 00:12:26,499
IFFIN' I SAW ONE,

250
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:30,832
I'D RUN A STAKE STRAIGHT
THROUGH HIS HEART DIRECTLY.

251
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,999
YEAH.

252
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,457
EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN.

253
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,250
IT'S THE VAMPIRE!

254
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,999
WAIT! THIS IS DARKWING DUCK!

255
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,082
DARKWING DUCK'S THE VAMPIRE.

256
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:51,415
THE VAMPIRE'S A POTATO
AS BIG AS A BUICK.

257
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:53,374
IT'S GOT THE MUDDLEFOOTS!

258
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,332
THAT'S CRAZY TALK.

259
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:58,249
JAKE'S PRIZE TATER
AIN'T NO BIGGER

260
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,749
THAN A VOLKSWAGEN.

261
00:12:59,750 --> 00:13:01,249
WHAT'S A MUDDLEFOOTS?

262
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:03,500
POUND THE STAKE, ZACK.

263
00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,707
WAIT! HE'S NOT A VAMPIRE!

264
00:13:06,708 --> 00:13:09,124
HOW DO WE KNOW THAT?

265
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:11,290
DO A VAMPIRE TEST.

266
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:14,207
YEAH, A VAMPIRE TEST.
GREAT IDEA.

267
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:17,165
WELL, I HEARED SOMEWHERES

268
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:20,583
THAT VAMPIRES BOUNCE.

269
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:23,708
LET HER RIP, ZACK!

270
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:28,208
COULDN'T I TAKE A WRITTEN EXAM?

271
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,333
YEOW!

272
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,499
WAS THAT A BOUNCE?

273
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,999
NO.

274
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,999
THAT'S HARD TO SAY.

275
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,582
WE BETTER TRY ANOTHER TEST.

276
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:45,875
DON'T VAMPIRES HATE FLAMING
RED-HOT CHILI PEPPERS?

277
00:13:49,958 --> 00:13:53,416
NOBODY CAN STAND
FLAMING RED-HOT...

278
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,291
[TRAIN CHUGGING]

279
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:03,291
[CHOO CHOO]

280
00:14:09,458 --> 00:14:12,625
FETCH THE STAKE, ZACK.

281
00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,832
[TRAIN CHUGGING]

282
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,958
[CHOO CHOO]

283
00:14:20,291 --> 00:14:21,582
YEOW!

284
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,582
LOOKS LIKE ZACK'S A
VAMPIRE, TOO.

285
00:14:24,583 --> 00:14:28,582
MAYBE YOU'RE GOING ABOUT
THIS THE WRONG WAY.

286
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:31,957
YEAH. THESE AREN'T
REAL VAMPIRE TESTS.

287
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:35,874
GOT ANY BETTER
IDEAS, LITTLE MISSY?

288
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,332
WELL, IN <i>THE UMPIRE
OF VAMPIRE EMPIRE,</i>

289
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:41,207
THE VAMPIRE WOULDN'T BURN.

290
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:43,582
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?

291
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,874
ZACK, GET THE DIESEL FUEL.

292
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,582
THEY MAKE YOU MISS DUANE.

293
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,707
DUANE? YOU KNOW DUANE?

294
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,457
WE'RE LIKE THIS.

295
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,707
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

296
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,957
HE'S OFF THE HOOK.

297
00:14:57,958 --> 00:14:59,999
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD

298
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,624
TO PLUNGING THAT STAKE
THROUGH HIS HEART.

299
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,582
THERE'S STILL A
VAMPIRE OUT THERE!

300
00:15:06,583 --> 00:15:08,332
LET'S GET HIM.

301
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,874
LET'S GET HIM!

302
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:12,582
FROZEN ALIENS AND NOW VAMPIRES!

303
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,707
HAS EVERYBODY GONE CRAZY?

304
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,624
THERE <i>IS</i> A VAMPIRE.

305
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:20,415
IT'S PROBABLY IN THOSE
BUSHES RIGHT NOW.

306
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:22,624
AAH!

307
00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:24,124
JUST THE WIND.

308
00:15:24,125 --> 00:15:26,458
LAUNCHPAD, TAKE A LOOK.

309
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,458
GET GOING.

310
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,832
THERE ARE NO VAMPIRE POTATOES.

311
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:38,290
SCIENTISTS WHO TURN
THEMSELVES INTO PLANTS? YES.

312
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,874
IT HAD FANGS AND TENTACLES

313
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:43,832
LIKE IN <i>ATTACK OF THE VAMPIRE.</i>

314
00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,749
<i>WITH FANGS AND TENTACLES.</i>

315
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,749
YOU'VE WATCHED TOO
MANY TRASHY MOVIES.

316
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,416
WHAT? IT'S A CLASSIC.

317
00:15:52,833 --> 00:15:57,583
WELL, DID YOU SEE
ANY VAMPIRE POTATOES?

318
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,249
SEE? LET'S VISIT THE MUDDLEFOOTS

319
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:11,583
SO I CAN PROVE THEY'RE ALL RIGHT

320
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,875
SEE, SEE? I TOLD YOU.

321
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,457
THEY'RE EATING POTATO
CHIPS AND WATCHING TV.

322
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,874
PERFECTLY NORMAL
FOR THE MUDDLEFOOTS.

323
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,207
THEY'RE WATCHING A TEST PATTERN.

324
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,999
GOOD. MAYBE THEY'LL
UNDERSTAND THE PLOT.

325
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,499
BUT THEIR HEADS
ARE GROWING ROOTS.

326
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,499
BINKIE INSISTS ON BUYING

327
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,499
THAT NEWFANGLED HERBAL SHAMPOO.

328
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,374
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THAT?

329
00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:50,249
I'M SURE THERE'S A GOOD
EXPLANATION SOMEWHERE.

330
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,707
ARRRGH!

331
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:54,582
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

332
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,499
TO GET SOMETHING
THAT STOPS VAMPIRES!

333
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,749
HOW ABOUT A SHOTGUN?

334
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,707
SUFFER THE MIGHT
OF DARKWING DUCK!

335
00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:05,250
OW!

336
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,999
OK, THEN, SUCK GAS, SPUDFACE!

337
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,082
GOSALYN!

338
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:12,582
[COUGH COUGH]

339
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:15,000
WILL YOU HURRY UP?

340
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:17,582
GOSALYN!

341
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:21,290
YOU HAVE TO FIND
WHAT THEY FEAR MOST.

342
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,457
A POTATO PEELER?

343
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:28,875
BACK, OR I'LL DICE
YOU INTO HASH BROWNS.

344
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:32,125
OBVIOUSLY, THAT WASN'T IT.

345
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:34,332
GOSALYN!

346
00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:39,125
MAYBE THE MUDDLEFOOTS
HAVE A DEEP-FAT FRYER.

347
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,374
MY BRIDE AND MY
WORST ENEMY TOGETHER!

348
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:47,415
POSY,
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

349
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:51,415
I'LL GET THAT ROTTEN
CASANOVA DUCK FOR THIS!

350
00:17:51,416 --> 00:17:53,750
YOU LET ME GO!

351
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,208
[HONK]

352
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,499
IT'S NOT EASY TO CATCH ME

353
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:05,457
WHEN YOU'RE A
SLOW-MOVING POTATO.

354
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,999
HEY!

355
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
ARRGH!

356
00:18:08,001 --> 00:18:11,000
GET ME OUT OF HERE!

357
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,624
POSY, STEP ASIDE!

358
00:18:14,625 --> 00:18:16,582
BUSHROOT'S THE LAST PERSON

359
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,082
I EXPECTED TO RESCUE ME.

360
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,999
I'M NOT GOING TO RESCUE YOU.

361
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,582
I'M GOING TO MOW YOU DOWN.

362
00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,083
[GULP]

363
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:38,958
OH, YOU... SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME.
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

364
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:47,583
HEY, THERE'S A GOPHER
HOLE DOWN HERE.

365
00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,332
WHAT? YOU'RE GONE, DUCK!

366
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,875
YOU'RE RIGHT.

367
00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,874
[SSS]

368
00:18:59,875 --> 00:19:01,500
YIKES!

369
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000
KNOTS TO YOU!

370
00:19:21,708 --> 00:19:23,707
TRY AND CATCH ME,

371
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:27,875
YOU STARCH-SUCKING
SNAKE IN THE GROUND!

372
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,874
ARRGH!

373
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,832
I'LL SAVE YOU, POSY!

374
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:37,500
HUH?

375
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,374
BACK, OR I'LL SAUTE
YOU IN GARLIC BUTTER!

376
00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:47,874
POSY! POSY, ARE YOU OK?

377
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,749
PLEASE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

378
00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:53,832
WHAT KIND OF PLANT WAS THAT?

379
00:19:53,833 --> 00:19:55,332
A LYCEUM NICANTHROPUS?

380
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:57,249
HOW DID YOU KNOW?

381
00:19:57,250 --> 00:19:59,415
IT'S MY SCIENTIFIC NAME.

382
00:19:59,416 --> 00:20:01,166
GRAB HIM, GOS!

383
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:05,582
OTATOP! OTATOP!

384
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,415
AH-CHOO! IT'S NOT WORKING!

385
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:11,415
OTATOP? AH-CHOO!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

386
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:13,374
IT'S "POTATO" BACKWARDS.

387
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,124
AAH!

388
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,999
I GET IT.
YOU DON'T SAY "POTATO" BACKWARDS.

389
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,250
YOU SAY "POTATO BACKWARDS"!

390
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,374
POTATO BACKWARDS! AH-CHOO!

391
00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,124
POTATO BACKWARDS!
POTATO BACKWARDS!

392
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,457
AH-CHOO!

393
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:30,500
AAH!

394
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,875
<i>[BEEP]</i>

395
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:41,250
HEY! I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE.

396
00:20:42,958 --> 00:20:44,499
D.W.! D.W.!

397
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,166
OHH, OHH, OHH!

398
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:51,332
I SAW THE VAMPIRE POTATO.

399
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:54,707
IT'S IN THE BUSHES.
IT GRABBED ME!

400
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:56,832
IT'S TAKEN CARE OF.

401
00:20:56,833 --> 00:21:00,582
HOW'D YOU KNOW HOW TO STOP IT?

402
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:04,582
KNOWING WE WERE DEALING
WITH A VAMPIRE POTATO,

403
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:07,499
I RESEARCHED SOME
LOCAL COUNTRY LEGENDS.

404
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,457
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT?

405
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:12,499
OK, DUANE TOLD ME.

406
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,083
I'M GOING TO GET
YOU, DARKWING DUCK!

407
00:21:18,416 --> 00:21:21,874
NOW YOU'LL PAY FOR
TAKING POSY AWAY!

408
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:23,583
HEY, FELLERS.

409
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:28,416
LOOK. IT'S THE VAMPIRE.

410
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:31,582
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

411
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:34,332
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

412
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:38,374
ZACK, GET THE DIESEL FUEL.

413
00:21:38,375 --> 00:21:39,957
AAH! AAH! AAH!

414
00:21:39,958 --> 00:21:42,957
COME ON! LET'S GO GET HIM!

415
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,875
WHOO-HOO! YEE-HAW!

416
00:21:45,875 --> 00:21:50,290
THAT'S HOW I SAVED ST.
CANARD FROM THE VAMPIRE.

417
00:21:50,291 --> 00:21:51,874
THAT WAS DUMB!

418
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:55,457
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS VAMPIRE POTATO.

419
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,957
OH? THEY SAY IF YOU
LISTEN CAREFULLY,

420
00:21:58,958 --> 00:22:04,083
YOU CAN STILL HEAR
POSY HOWL AT NIGHT.

421
00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:07,707
RRARRRGH!

422
00:22:07,708 --> 00:22:10,582
YII! AAH! YII!

423
00:22:10,583 --> 00:22:13,583
RRARRRGH!