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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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WELCOME TO STRANGLE-HOLD ARENA.
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FOR THE WRESTLING
EVENT OF THE CENTURY!
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YAY! YAY! YAY!
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A CHARITY MATCH BETWEEN
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THE DREADED MASKED MANGLER
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BOO! BOO! BOO!
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AND...
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THAT MYSTERIOUS CRIME
FIGHTER HIMSELF,
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DARKWING...
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DUCK.
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WATCH YOURSELF, DAD.
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MANGLER IS THE TRANSCONTINENTAL,
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INTER-GALACTIC,
WORLD TITLE HOLDER.
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GOSALYN, I THOUGHT YOU
KNEW WRESTLING WAS PHONY.
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OF COURSE.
THE FUN PART'S PRETENDING IT ISN'T.
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GIVE ME SOME CREDIT.
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FAKE? WRESTLING'S FAKE?
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LET'S GIVE THESE FOLKS
WHAT THEY PAID...
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BHUHH!
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[BOOING]
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NOW I GET TO WIN, RIGHT?
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I'LL MAKE IT LOOK CONVINCING.
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EEYAH!
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SHMUYAH HUNNYAH!
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MAWHOOYAH!
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WHOODAH!
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EEYAH EEE EEYAH! WHOOYAH!
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HOYMAH!
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WHOOPH!
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EEYAH EEYAH EEYAH...
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EEYAH... PFHTT...
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OOH NAH...
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PAHH... OH, BOY...
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YOU KNOW, A LITTLE FALLING OVER
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WOULD ADD TONS OF
CREDIBILITY TO THIS.
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[BOOING]
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GIRAFFE.
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BOY...
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D.W. FAKES PAIN WELL.
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BRUISES ARE A NICE TOUCH.
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I DON'T THINK HE'S FAKING.
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WE'VE GOT TO CREATE A
DIVERSION TO RESCUE HIM.
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I'M LEAVING NOW.
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DON'T ANYBODY TRY TO STOP ME.
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SOMEBODY'S ROBBING THE PLACE.
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THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS.
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QUACKERJACK,
TERRIBLE TOYMASTER OF CRIME!
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OCTOPUS.
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ANY CHANCE FOR ASSISTANCE?
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SURE THING, D.W.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE MANGLER.
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I'LL TAKE THAT!
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KEEP THIS BEHEMOTH BUSY
WHILE I COLLAR THE CROOK.
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POODLE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE DARKWING DUCK
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HAS TAGGED OFF TO, UH...
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EEE... DUH...
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[WHISPERING]
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TO THE HUGELY MUSCLED...
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HEAD-RIPPER?
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[REVVING]
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THE GAME'S OVER, QUACKERJA...
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AAAHH!
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WHATEVER YOU SAY, DARKWING.
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[SCREECH]
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IT'S AN INCREDIBLE
TURNAROUND, FOLKS!
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[PANTING] OH!
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I GIVE UP!
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OH, PLEASE, LEAVE ME ALONE!
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PLEASE, ENOUGH ALREADY!
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THE HUGELY MUSCLED
HEAD-RIPPER...
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HAS MANGLER IN A PINKYLOCK.
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HELP! HE'S AFTER ME!
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DON'T LET THAT
DEMENTED DUCK GET ME!
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QUIT YOUR COWARDLY
QUAKING, QUACKERJACK.
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HAND OVER THAT MONEY!
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ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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THIS MAN ROBBED THE BOX OFFICE.
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IT'S MONEY ALL RIGHT...
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PLAY MONEY!
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HEH?
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IT LOOKS LIKE DARKWING DUCK
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HAS TRIED TO ARREST
AN INNOCENT CITIZEN
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FOR STEALING HIS OWN MONEY.
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HA HA!
AND THE MONEY ISN'T EVEN REAL!
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[JEERING]
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POOR DAD.
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BHAHH...
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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WHY WOULD QUACKERJACK
STEAL HIS FAKE MONEY?
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PSST... DARKWING DUCK.
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IF YOU WANT TO GET
BACK AT QUACKERJACK,
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HE'S GOING TO ROB
FIRST NATIONAL BANK
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AND ELIMINATE WITNESSES
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WITH A BOMB HIDDEN
IN A RUBBER CHICKEN.
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BOMB IN A RUBBER CHICKEN?
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HOW FOWL.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW, MR., UH...
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THAT GUY SEEMED PRETTY FLAKY.
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SHOULD YOU TRUST HIM?
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FLAKY OR EXTRA CRISPY,
HE'S MY BEST CHANCE TO GET EVEN.
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HA HA HA!
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OOO HA HA!
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DON'T ANYBODY TRY TO STOP ME!
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT...
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THE $10 RETURNED CHECK
SERVICE CHARGE...
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I AM DARKWING..
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DUCK!
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YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME
WHILE I HAVE THIS.
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AAH! THE RUBBER CHICKEN.
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I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
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TAKE IT EASY THERE,
QUACKERJACKER.
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JUST PUT THE CHICKEN DOWN.
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WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
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HA HA HA.
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LOOK OUT!
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THIS CHICKEN COULD
EXPLODE ANY SECOND!
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RUN! TAKE COVER!
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I'M INSIDE THE
FIRST NATIONAL BANK,
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WHERE THE RUBBER CHICKEN CRISIS.
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HAS ENTERED IT'S 10TH
INCREDIBLY TEDIOUS HOUR.
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DARKWING DUCK CONTINUES
TO CLING TO THE CHICKEN.
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REFUSING OFFERS
TO BE TAKEN HOME.
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GOSALYN, LAUNCHPAD, LEAVE HERE!
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THIS COULD GO ANY TIME!
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NO! THIS IS...
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THIS IS... IS NOT A...
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BOMB, IS IT?
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DON'T TAKE IT SO HARD.
IT'S AN HONEST MISTAKE.
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YOU DIDN'T SPEND 10 HOURS
ON TOP OF A CHICKEN.
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EXCUSE ME, MR. DARKWING.
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MY NAME IS DR. LOON,
DR. LEOPOLD LOON.
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I DON'T NEED A DOCTOR.
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I NEED A MORTICIAN
TO BURY THE REMAINS
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OF MY CAREER.
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YOU IS A LITTLE
DISCOMBOBULATED, THAT'S ALL.
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YOU IS MAKING ALL KINDS
OF WRONG DECISIONS
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BECAUSE YOU IS
DOUBTING YOURSELF.
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I'M IS... I AM?
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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
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SEE ME TOMORROW MORNING,
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AND BY AFTERNOON YOU'LL BE
AS RIGHT AS RAIN DROPPING.
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HEH HEH HA!
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YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO GO TO THAT GUY?
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I DON'T KNOW IF HE CAN HELP,
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BUT HE CAN'T HURT.
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I THINK YOU'LL FIND
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MR. MEEKELS AN
INTERESTING PSYCHO BUDDY.
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JA!
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I'M EXPERIENCING A CAREER
CRISIS, TOO.
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THIS LITTLE TEST WILL TELL ME
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MORE ABOUT YOU THAN
YOUR MOTHER KNOWS.
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WHICH WOULD YOU WEAR TO WORK...
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A... BLUE JEANS,
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B... A SUIT,
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C... A GAUDY MASK AND CAPE.
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NO HAT?
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YOU AND A COWORKER
ARGUE OVER PAPER CLIPS.
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DO YOU... A... PUNCH HIM,
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B... COMPLAIN TO YOUR BOSS,
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OH, HERE WE GO!
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C...
HIDE AND PRAY IT BLOWS OVER.
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WHAT DO YOU SEE IN THIS
PICTURE, MR. DARKWING?
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POWERFUL PROTAGONISTS BATTLING
OVER THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE.
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MR. MEEKELS?
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TWO SWANS DANCING.
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AW, IT'S A LOVELY PICTURE.
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ISN'T IT?
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I'LL HAVE TO ORDER A
PRINT FOR THE PARLOR.
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THROUGH THE USE OF HYPNOSIS,
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WE'LL REACH THE PROBLEM'S ROOT.
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YOU ARE GOING BACK,
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BACK...
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BACK INTO THE DIM, DARK RECESSES
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OF YOUR PRIMITIVE PAST.
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[DRUMS BEATING]
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WAH AAH OH!
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[CHALLENGING GRUNTS]
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[CRASH]
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[FURIOUS GRUNTING]
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[POW]
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[THUD]
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YOU REALIZE, OF COURSE,
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YOUR POOR SOCIAL SKILLS
DOOM YOU TO EXTINCTION.
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STOP! NO! NO!
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[SNAP]
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LET ME AT HIM! WHERE'D HE GO?
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AHEM...
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MR. DARKWING,
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I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
YOUR TEST RESULTS.
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MR. MEEKELS, MR. DARKWING,
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ACCORDING TO THESE TESTS,
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ONE OF YOU SHOULD BE
A CAPED CRIME FIGHTER,
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SCOOTING THE ROOFTOPS
IN SEARCH OF EVILDOERS.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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AHH!
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THE OTHER SHOULD POUR TEA
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AT THE LACE AND DOILY SOCIETY.
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MR. DARKWING,
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YOUR TEAPOT!
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HEH?
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THIS IS BOGUS!
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YOU CAN'T QUIT CRIME FIGHTING!
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DR. LOON'S TESTS PROVE IT.
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AS A SUPERHERO, I'M A SUPERZERO.
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THE WORLD'S SEEN THE
LAST OF DARKWING DUCK.
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THE FIRST TIME I
ROBBED THIS PLACE,
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I WAS ONLY PLAYING.
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NOW THAT I'VE REDUCED
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DARKWING DUCK TO
PSYCHOLOGICAL RUBBLE,
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I'LL ROB IT FOR REAL!
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I CAN BUY THE TOY
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
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BY RELIEVING THE BOX
OFFICE SAFE OF...
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$10 MILLION?
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THAT'S TONIGHT'S PRIZE MONEY.
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MANGLER WANTS A REMATCH.
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WITH THE HUGELY
MUSCLED HEAD-RIPPER.
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AND IF YOU LOSE?
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FIVE BUCKS AND A
FREE HIPPO BURGER.
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MAYBE DARKWING DUCK
OUGHT TO BE THERE
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IF YOU NEED HELP?
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NO CAN DO.
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MAJOR POETRY READING AT THE LACE
AND DOILY SOCIETY THIS EVENING.
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AAH! UHH! EEE! AAH!
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EEYOUU! UHH!
255
00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,082
AAH!
256
00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:16,415
THE PINKYLOCK,
GO FOR THE PINKYLOCK!
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SNAKES DON'T...
258
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DON'T HAVE... UHH!
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PINKIES!
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00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:26,458
I HOPE DAD'S HAVING
BETTER LUCK AT HIS JOB.
261
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,124
WAITER...
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MORE TEA.
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I AM THE KETTLE THAT
WHISTLES IN THE NIGHT...
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♪ I'M A LITTLE TEACUP WITH A
TEENY-WEENY UNGRASPABLE HANDLE...♪♪
265
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I AM TEAPOT DUCK.
266
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MORE TEA.
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AAH!
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WHOOPSIE...
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I BETTER TURN DOWN THE PRESSURE.
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THE DARKLING WOOD
BY EMILY DUCKINSON.
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"IN THE DARKLING WOOD, I HEAR
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"WHAT IN MY DREAMS
DOTH PIERCE THE EAR.
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AND IN THE QUIET
NIGHT DOTH SLUMBER..."
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[SNORING]
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AHEM!
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MY PEACEFUL THOUGHTS
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ARE CAST IN UMBER!
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SNOR... GAAH! WHAT?
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OH, SORRY! HEH HEH...
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UH-OH.
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SO MANY SAFES,
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SO LITTLE TIME.
283
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ONCE I BUY THE TOY
TO END ALL TOYS,
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I'LL CRACK THEM ALL.
285
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WITH DARKWING DUCK RETIRED,
286
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THERE'S NO ONE...
287
00:13:56,708 --> 00:14:00,707
I'M THE TERRIER THAT
NIPS AT YOUR SHOELACES,
288
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:04,457
I AM THE LAVENDER WRIST SLAPPER!
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00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,999
GRAB SKY, BAD GUY!
290
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,999
WHOEVER YOUR TAILOR
IS, I SUGGEST YOU SUE.
291
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:16,707
I HAVE NO TAILOR.
IT CAME FROM THE COUNTY LANDFILL.
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I GET NEW CLOTHES
293
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:22,207
WHEN I'M DOWN IN
THE DUMPS MYSELF.
294
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,415
ENOUGH FASHION TALK.
295
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:26,875
TEDDY, DESTROY HIM.
296
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:31,083
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
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00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,082
HA HA HA HA!
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LAUGHING GAS!
299
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,582
HA HA! I LOVE THIS STUFF!
300
00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,499
TEDDY...
TEDDY HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND...
301
00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,999
HA HA HA! GET HIM!
302
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,582
GRRRRR!
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00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,000
OH, MY...
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00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,083
OWW!
305
00:14:53,084 --> 00:14:54,582
OH! OW OW!
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00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:55,708
[GAGGING]
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00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,582
"OH, OH...
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"BA-BARE TRE-TREES
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"WHITHER...
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WHITHER..."
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DESIST AT ONC...
312
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,374
AH! HERE'S THE PROBLEM!
313
00:15:14,375 --> 00:15:15,999
A TEA BAG IN THE...
314
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PHBLAPT!
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00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,166
STACK.
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[CLANG]
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OUT!
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00:15:21,584 --> 00:15:23,499
STAY OUT!
319
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:28,208
WELL,
SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO MANNERS.
320
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:35,124
THE TEST SAID I WAS
PERFECT FOR THIS JOB.
321
00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:38,250
I'M A FAILURE AT EVERYTHING.
322
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,832
I HATE BEGINNING A NEW JOB.
323
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,999
HELP ME LOAD THE
LOOT BEFORE SOME...
324
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,999
WHERE DO I GET HIPPO
BURGER COUPONS?
325
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,874
AND DON'T FORGET HIS FREN...
326
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:56,624
FRENCH FRIES.
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00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,999
GRRRRR.
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00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,999
BRING THE SAFE.
329
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,999
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE TWO...
330
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,083
PERSONALLY!
331
00:16:11,166 --> 00:16:14,166
LOOK HERE,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO...
332
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,707
YOU AREN'T TAKING
THAT LYING DOWN,
333
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,458
ARE YOU, LAUNCHPAD?
334
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,499
OH, GUESS YOU ARE.
335
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,749
DARKWING DUCK WON'T
LET YOU DO THIS!
336
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,207
DARKWING WHO?
337
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:31,707
OH, OH, YES!
338
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:32,874
HIM!
339
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,999
I SUSPECT HE'S TOO
BUSY FOLDING DOILIES
340
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:40,250
TO CARE ABOUT MY
LITTLE CRIME SPREE.
341
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,624
FORGETTING SOMETHING AREN'T YOU,
342
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,083
QUACKERJACK?
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00:16:49,750 --> 00:16:50,875
[CRASH]
344
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,707
OH...
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00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:56,875
THIS JOB IS TOO STRESSFUL.
346
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:04,833
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
347
00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:10,374
WHAT'S THE USE OF IT ALL?
348
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:14,082
I'M JUST A BORN LOSER.
349
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:16,457
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
350
00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,999
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
351
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,457
I HOPE THROWING MYSELF OFF
352
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,415
WON'T DISTURB YOU.
353
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,457
WHAT?
354
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:26,624
NOT AT ALL. GO RIGHT AHEAD.
355
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:27,707
WHAT?
356
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,124
IT'S NOT THE ANSWER!
357
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,957
I'M AFRAID I HAVE NO CHOICE.
358
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:35,874
THE TEST SHOWED MY PERFECT JOB.
359
00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,957
I'M A TERRIBLE FAILURE AT IT.
360
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,832
NO TEST CAN TELL HOW TO LIVE.
361
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:45,832
A MAN LIKE YOU, A MAN LIKE ME,
362
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,957
WE BOLDLY GO,
OUR EYES ON THE STARS.
363
00:17:49,958 --> 00:17:53,957
FILL-UP YOUR EYES WITH THOSE
STARS, MAN!
364
00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:56,707
YOUR FUTURE'S OUT THERE, I SAY!
365
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,165
IT'S CALLING TO YOU!
366
00:17:58,166 --> 00:18:00,415
IT DOESN'T LEAVE
RECORDED MESSAGES.
367
00:18:00,416 --> 00:18:02,624
BE THERE TO ANSWER!
368
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,457
I WILL! I WILL BE THERE!
369
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:08,415
MR. DUCK, YOU SAVED MY LIFE!
370
00:18:08,416 --> 00:18:10,374
YOU'RE A REAL HERO!
371
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,165
HERO?
372
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,332
YEAH!
373
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:14,874
YEAH, HAH!
374
00:18:14,875 --> 00:18:17,499
I AM A REAL... AAH!
375
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:20,290
I WON'T NEED THIS
HORRIBLE WEAPON.
376
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,415
MAYBE...
377
00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:24,415
MAYBE I COULD GET THAT JOB
378
00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:27,499
AT THE LACE AND DOILY SOCIETY.
379
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,500
HELP!
380
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,458
HELP!
381
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,250
SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
382
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:36,625
GRAB ON!
383
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,707
QUACKERJACK'S NABBED GOSALYN.
384
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:42,707
WANT ME TO DROP YOU...
385
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,999
NO! GO TO THE BRIDGE.
386
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,457
I SEE SOMETHING I NEED.
387
00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:51,124
I SHOULDN'T HAVE LET GO OF THIS.
388
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:56,290
FLY TO THE TOWER.
WE'LL PICK UP MY SPARE COSTUME.
389
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,749
YOU MEAN?
390
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,332
THAT'S RIGHT. DARKWING DUCK...
391
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,583
IS BACK!
392
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,416
[SCREECH]
393
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,707
♪ WITH $10 MILLION
IN YOUR ACCOUNT ♪
394
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:19,124
♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANY
TOY YOU WANT ♪♪
395
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,415
HA HA HA!
396
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,874
WITH TERROR TEDDY,
397
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:25,874
THE TOWN BECOMES
ONE BIG PLAY CENTER.
398
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,999
WELL, L.P.,
399
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,082
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
400
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:34,207
FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT AGAIN.
401
00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,749
[ALARM SOUNDS]
402
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,750
NO!
403
00:19:37,751 --> 00:19:39,582
IT CAN'T BE! IT'S...
404
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,958
DARKWING DUCK!
405
00:19:42,416 --> 00:19:45,000
GRRRRR!
406
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,707
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
407
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,708
AAH!
408
00:19:49,709 --> 00:19:51,125
AH-AAH!
409
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,457
[BELCH]
410
00:19:54,458 --> 00:20:00,165
YOUR HERO JUST BECAME
MY TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC.
411
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:05,207
WHICH LEAVES US WITH ONE TOO
MANY PLAYMATES AROUND HERE.
412
00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:06,582
GRRRR!
413
00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:11,165
YOU BETTER CALL OFF WINNIE
THE GHOUL RIGHT NOW.
414
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:15,999
I THOUGHT LITTLE CHILDREN LIKED
TO PLAY WITH STUFFED ANIMALS.
415
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,082
GRRRRRR!
416
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,332
[TEETH CHATTERING]
417
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,333
[CRASH]
418
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:20,333
[GRUNTING]
419
00:20:20,334 --> 00:20:22,707
[PANTING]
420
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,832
I NEVER LEAVE HOME
421
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:28,499
WITHOUT A HEAVY-DUTY
HYDRAULIC JACK.
422
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:32,874
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
423
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,999
I AM THE WIDGET
424
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,207
MISSING FROM THE
EASY-TO-ASSEMBLE SWING SET.
425
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:41,500
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
426
00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:48,291
RRRRR...
427
00:20:53,125 --> 00:20:55,124
[VACUUM SUCTIONING]
428
00:20:55,125 --> 00:20:56,707
WITHOUT YOUR WEAPONS,
429
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,499
YOU'RE A DUCK WHO'S
DRESSED FUNNY.
430
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,999
A REAL HERO'S MORE
THAN HIS GIMMICKS.
431
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,874
ALL I NEED IS...
432
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:06,958
THIS!
433
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,165
YOU IS GETTING
SCHLEEPY, QUACKERJACK.
434
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,457
YOU IS GOING BACK...
435
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:14,707
BACK...
436
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,415
NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
437
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:21,290
BACK INTO YOUR PRIMITIVE PAST.
438
00:21:21,291 --> 00:21:22,749
NO! NO!
439
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,290
NO! NO! NO!
440
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:27,500
[DRUMS BEATING]
441
00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,375
TRICERATOPS.
442
00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:43,582
NOW THAT YOU'RE
BACK TO BEING YOU,
443
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,082
ARE YOU GOING TO STAY YOU?
444
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:50,499
YEAH, GOS. WHEREVER THERE'S
AN EVILDOER EVILDOING,
445
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,332
I'LL BE THERE.
446
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,832
GREAT, DAD.
447
00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:57,874
I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT...
448
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,333
THE INGROWN TOENAIL ON
THE FOOT OF CRIME...
449
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:06,582
THE ZIT THAT FORMS WHEN
YOU'VE GOT A BIG DATE...
450
00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:09,583
ALL RIGHT, DAD! I GET THE POINT.