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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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YOUR NAME?

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DARKWING DUCK.

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YOUR OCCUPATION?

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TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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STATE YOUR CASE.

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I CAUGHT THAT HATEFUL,
UNDERHANDED HAM TUSKERNINI

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ROBBING A BANK.

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I OBJECT, YOUR HONOR.

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I'M NOT A HAM.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE?

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THESE REVIEWS OF HIS PERFORMANCE

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IN <i>SON OF MacBETH.</i>

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I MEAN THE BANK ROBBERY.

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THESE NEWSREELS OF TUSKERNINI
COMMITTING THE CRIME,

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THIS SIGNED CONFESSION,

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AND THE TESTIMONY OF
OVER 500 EYEWITNESSES.

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HELLO.

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FLIMSY EVIDENCE.

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COUNSEL FOR THE DEFENSE.

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BAAA!

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A PENNY... A CENT.

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THROUGH... IN A CENT!

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YES, YOUR HONOR, I'M INNOCENT.

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WELL, A ROOSTER?

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A WATER BUFFALO?

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IT'S A SHEEP!

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SOUNDS LIKE A SHEEP... ASLEEP!

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YES, I WAS ASLEEP, YOUR HONOR.

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I WAS IN A PICTURE.

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<i>SON OF KING LEAR,</i> I RECALL.

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A PICTURE FRAME?

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THAT'S IT... FRAMED!

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ENOUGH OF THESE CHARADES!

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I FIND YOU GUILTY!

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BUT YOUR HONOR,
I WAS FRAMED BY DARKWING DUCK.

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WHAT? I'LL FRAME YOU, ALL RIGHT!

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ORDER IN THE COURT!

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DARKWING,
LET HIM GO OR YOU'RE IN CONTEMPT.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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OH, GO AWAY.

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I'VE HAD A ROUGH DAY.

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IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY!

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THE NEW LINE OF QUACKWARE IS IN.

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YOU GET FIRST SHOT AT IT.

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ANYTHING TO MAKE HERB
MUDDLEFOOT SHUT UP.

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[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

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WILL YOU SIGN UP

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FOR THIS PROGRAM HERB
AND I VOLUNTEERED FOR?

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ANYTHING TO MAKE BINKIE
MUDDLEFOOT SHUT UP.

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[KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK]

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WHAT COULD BE WORSE
THAN THE MUDDLEFOOTS?

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NOW WHAT?

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MEET OUR NEW HOUSE
GUEST, DRAKESTER.

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[GRUNT]

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DID YOU KNOW YOUR HOUSE
GUEST IS THUG NEANDERTHAL,

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A CONVICTED FELON?

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OF COURSE WE DO, SILLY.

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THAT'S OUR ADOPTED CONVICT.

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A REAL PRIZE, TOO.

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HIS CRIMES WERE ESPECIALLY
CRUEL AND SENSELESS.

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BUT BINKIE'S COOKING
WILL TURN HIM AROUND.

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DOING YOUR PART FOR SOCIETY

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BY ADOPTING A
CONVICTED CRIMINAL...

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WHAT A GREAT IDEA.

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WHAT A CHUMP.

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YOUR ADOPTED CON SHOULD
BE HERE ANY SECOND.

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GOT TO GO, DRAKE.

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YEAH, BYE.

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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THE ADOPT-A-CON PROGRAM.

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IT'S NICE YOU SIGNED UP.

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[GULP]

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I'M NOT PLAYING
HOUSEMAID TO A CRIMINAL.

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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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IF ANYONE KNOCKS, DON'T ANSWER.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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I'LL GET IT.

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IS MR. MALLARD HOME?

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CONGRATULATIONS ON SUPPORTING
THE ADOPT-A-CON PROGRAM

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BY TAKING IN A
CONVICTED CRIMINAL.

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HERE'S THE RULES...

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PROVIDE ROOM AND BOARD
AND RESPECT PRIVACY.

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YOUR CONVICT MUST
NEVER LEAVE YOUR HOUSE.

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NEVER?

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DURING HIS STAY,

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HE MUST LEARN A TRADE.

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IF YOU ATTEMPT TO
DESTROY THIS CONTRACT,

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YOU WILL BE IMPRISONED.

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USE THIS PANIC BUTTON
IN EMERGENCIES.

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I'LL APPEAR IMMEDIATELY.
ANY QUESTIONS?

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COULDN'T I SAVE WHALES INSTEAD?

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NOW MEET YOUR NEW HOUSE GUEST,

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THE SOON TO BE
REFORMED TUSKERNINI!

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ENCHANTED, MR. MALLARD.

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I WAS MERELY RETURNING
THE MONEY I FOUND

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WHEN DARKWING DUCK APPEARED

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AND ACCUSED ME OF STEALING IT.

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YOU DIDN'T ROB THAT BANK?

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IS THIS THE FACE OF A ROBBER?

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WHAT A WIMP!

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THE MUDDLEFOOTS GOT
A BETTER CRIMINAL.

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MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE UP
MR. TUSKERNINI'S BED.

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[HUMMING <i>ROCK-A-BYE BABY]</i>

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ARE YOU O.K.?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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THE JUDGE WANTS TO
REFORM TUSKERNINI.

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I'M GOING TO REFORM HIM...

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INTO A PANCAKE!

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THEN WE'LL ADOPT YOU
AFTER YOU'RE IN PRISON,

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UNLESS YOU GET THE CHAIR.

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I'LL WAIT TILL TUSKERNINI
TRIES SOMETHING.

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I'VE GOT HIM WHERE
I CAN WATCH HIM.

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HE THINKS I'M SOME FOOL,

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BUT I'VE GOT THE
PERFECT COVER...

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BY THE WAY,
I BOOBY-TRAPPED THE DOOR.

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<i>THE DISHES AREN'T DONE.</i>

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<i>THE FLOOR ISN'T SWEPT.</i>

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<i>THE TABLE ISN'T SET.</i>

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<i>[ROAR]</i>

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<i>WHAT'S EATING HIM, MAN?</i>

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THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME

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I WAS FILMING IN THE AMAZON

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AND WAS ATTACKED BY A
PREHISTORIC MEGASLOTH.

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[KNOCK ON DOOR]

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WHAT THE...

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<i>ENTRE, ENTRE.</i>

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THE LAW REQUIRES ME
TO LEARN A NEW TRADE,

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SO I'M STARTING MY OWN BAND.

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I SMELL A RAT.

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CAN'T I KEEP HIM, DAD?

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THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT.

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HIYA. I LOVE BAND INSTRUMENTS.

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CAN I TAKE A LOOK? HMM?

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HUH?

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YOU PLAY <i>LADY OF SPAIN?</i>

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A MOST SUITABLE COVER
FOR OUR OPERATION.

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AN IDEAL LOCATION
FOR THE TUNNEL.

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TO WORK, LADS, AND KEEP QUIET!

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SHH!

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[DRILLING]

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WHAT IS THAT RACKET?

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WE'RE TUNING UP.

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I'LL FIND OUT WHAT'S
GOING ON IN THERE.

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TUNNEL READY?

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DOOR READY?

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CATAPULT READY?

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ACTION!

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WHOO-HOO! IT'S A TAKE.

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TIME FOR THIS REFORMED CRIMINAL

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<i>[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS]</i>

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MAYBE HE IS STARTING A BAND.

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D.W., MEGAVOLT IS ROBBING
THE FIFTH NATIONAL BANK.

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YOU'RE A GENIUS, TUSKERNINI.

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NO ONE WILL SEE THROUGH
THIS BRILLIANT DISGUISE.

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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,

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THE SLUG THAT CRAWLS...

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WAIT, YOU'RE NOT MEGAVOLT.

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YOU'RE TUSKERNINI IN A
BAD MEGAVOLT DISGUISE.

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I'M NOT TUSKERNINI,

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AND THIS IS AN
EXCELLENT DISGUISE.

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REALLY? WELL, MEGAVOLT,
LET'S SEE YOU SHOCK ME.

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COME ON,
GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOCK.

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BE MY GUEST.

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HOW ABOUT THIS?

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I'LL ZAP YOU WITH
MY MAGNETO-GUN.

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IT'S ELECTRO-GUN,

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AND THAT'S A HAND VACUUM.

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NOW SUCK GAS, EVIL DOER!

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I THINK I'M ON TO SOMETHING.

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GIVE ME THAT!

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PEE-EEW!

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STINK GAS!

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HE ESCAPED,
BUT I KNOW WHERE HE'S GOING.

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I KNOW A SHORTCUT.

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WAIT TILL THE JUDGE SEES THIS.

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THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
DARKWING DUCK?

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I TOLD YOU TO AVOID TUSKERNINI.

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NO PROBLEM-O,
SINCE TUSKERNINI'S NOT HERE!

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CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN?

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

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HE TRIED TO ROB A BANK.

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YOUR HONOR,
HE'S TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?

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IT'S TRUE, YOUR HONOR.
I'VE ROBBED BANKS,

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RIPPED WARNING LABELS
OFF MATTRESSES,

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AND OTHER BAD THINGS,

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BUT THAT WAS SO LONG AGO.

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THAT WAS YESTERDAY.

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I'VE TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF,

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SEEN THE LIGHT, GONE STRAIGHT!

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IT'S A MIRACLE!
I'M A REFORMED MAN!

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HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL?

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THAT'S IT, DARKWING DUCK.

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YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!

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I CAN'T!
I'VE GOT CROOKS TO CATCH.

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I'M ROTATING MY SOCK DRAWER.

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WELL, BOYS, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE THE PERFECT COVER!

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PSST! DAD!

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GOSALYN, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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I'VE BEEN IN HERE
OVER FIVE MINUTES.

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I BAKED A CAKE WITH A SAW.

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400, 500.

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YOUR HONOR, I'VE GOT THE $500
TO BAIL OUT DARKWING DUCK.

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AHA!

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ATTEMPTED JAIL BREAK!

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THE BAIL IS NOW $5,000.

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PSST! PSST!

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HERE'S SOMETHING TO
DIG YOUR WAY OUT.

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GREAT. IT'S A POTATO PEELER.

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MR. MUDDLEFOOT
BORROWED THE SHOVEL.

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I'VE GOT THE 5,000, YOUR HONOR.

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AHA!

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MAKE THAT $50,000.

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NOW WHAT?

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I'VE GOT JUST THE
THING THIS TIME.

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GOSALYN, NO!

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GET ME OUT OF HERE!

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I'VE GOT THE 50,000, YOUR HONOR.

246
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BAIL'S BEEN POSTED.

247
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YOU'RE FREE TO GO.

248
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AND NO MORE FUNNY STUFF.

249
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HE'S GOING TO PAY FOR THAT.

250
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:30,874
I'LL GIVE HIM A TASTE
OF HIS OWN MEDICINE,

251
00:13:30,875 --> 00:13:33,457
TURN THE TABLES ON HIM.

252
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:36,457
YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM ASPIRIN

253
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AND REARRANGE HIS FURNITURE?

254
00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:43,500
NO. WE'RE TAKING
UP AMATEUR ACTING.

255
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:47,415
WHERE'D YOU GET THE BAIL MONEY?

256
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:51,458
I SOLD A FEW OF YOUR THINGS.

257
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:53,457
WHERE IS EVERYONE?

258
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,999
I HAVE AN EXTREMELY LONG

259
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,583
BUT HIGHLY AMUSING
STORY TO TELL.

260
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♪ LAH DEE DAH DEE DO ♪♪

261
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AM I INTRUDING?

262
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:17,707
NO. WE'RE NOT INVOLVED
IN A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY.

263
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HMM...

264
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:23,082
IT'S NO USE.
HE'S TOO SMART FOR US.

265
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:27,082
HE KNOWS WE'RE THE
MAD DUCK MALLARD GANG.

266
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THE MAD DUCK MALLARD GANG?

267
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:32,707
WE'VE GOT PLANS FOR
THE PERFECT CRIME...

268
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ROBBING THE NATIONAL MINT.

269
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WE GOT MAPS, MODELS,

270
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AND SATELLITE
SURVEILLANCE PHOTOS.

271
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EVERYTHING'S WORKED OUT
TO THE SMALLEST DETAIL...

272
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EXCEPT GETTING IN AND OUT.

273
00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:48,999
HEY, I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA.

274
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MAYBE TUSKERNINI CAN HELP US.

275
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:55,999
GOSALYN, WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO HELP REFORM TUSKERNINI,

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NOT ASK HIM TO HELP
STEAL $10 ZILLION.

277
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RIGHT. I'M A REFORMED...

278
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HOW MUCH DID YOU SAY?

279
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$10 ZILLION.

280
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NOT THAT REFORMED.

281
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THEY'VE COMPLETED THE
TUNNEL TO THE MINT.

282
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,457
NOW, WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?

283
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:24,415
WE GO INSIDE, TAKE THE
MONEY, AND LEAVE.

284
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OH, GOOD PLAN.

285
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ONCE INSIDE,
YOU TRIP THE SILENT ALARM,

286
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THEN SEAL THE TUNNEL.

287
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:33,874
GOS, YOU HIT THE PANIC BUTTON.

288
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HUH?

289
00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:36,332
O.K., LET'S GO.

290
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,582
PUT THESE ON FIRST.

291
00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:41,165
WHY? WE GOING TO A LUAU?

292
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:44,082
WE AREN'T GOING TO ROB THE BANK.

293
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:45,833
BUSHROOT IS.

294
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O.K., LAUNCHPAD, HIT THE ALARM.

295
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,207
[ALARM RINGS]

296
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I SAID THE SILENT ALARM!

297
00:16:00,416 --> 00:16:02,332
SORRY, DAD.

298
00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,999
GOSALYN, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

299
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I THOUGHT I TRIPPED THE ALARM.

300
00:16:07,958 --> 00:16:11,875
YOU'RE NOT...
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

301
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:16,124
HEY, DRAKE, I SEALED THE TUNNEL.

302
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:22,166
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO
THAT AFTER WE GOT INTO IT.

303
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,374
WHAT'S GOING ON?

304
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,208
[GUNSHOTS]

305
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:30,207
IT'S LOCKED!

306
00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,624
<i>THIS IS THE POLICE.
YOU'RE SURROUNDED.</i>

307
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,457
THIS IS A SETUP, RIGHT?

308
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:41,582
YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO
PEOPLE WHO SET ME UP?

309
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B-BUT WE DIDN'T DO IT!

310
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,124
DARKWING DUCK SET US UP.

311
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,832
WHAT HE SAID.

312
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DARKWING DUCK HAS RUINED
EACH OF MY SCHEMES.

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I'D LIKE TO FINISH HIM FOR GOOD.

314
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:59,999
YEAH,
IT'S TOO BAD HE'S NOT AROUND.

315
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,333
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SEE THAT HE SHOWS UP.

316
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,499
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

317
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,875
OR WE'RE COMING IN.

318
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HOLD YOUR FIRE, COPPERS.

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THIS IS BUSHROOT, THE PLANT GUY.

320
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I'VE GOT HOSTAGES.

321
00:17:20,458 --> 00:17:22,832
HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK

322
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:25,832
OR THE HOSTAGES BUY THE FARM!

323
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,582
OH!

324
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:30,375
DARKWING DUCK'S A LITTLE
TIED UP RIGHT NOW.

325
00:17:34,083 --> 00:17:38,082
YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO
HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.

326
00:17:38,083 --> 00:17:39,957
LET'S MAKE A BREAK!

327
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,874
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
GIVE HIM DARKWING DUCK.

328
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,457
COVER FOR ME.

329
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A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED

330
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FROM A CONSCIENTIOUS
CONTORTIONIST.

331
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,207
FORGOT WE'RE ON THE TOP FLOOR.

332
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:07,249
YOU HAVE 45 SECONDS TO
HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.

333
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PLENTY OF TIME

334
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FOR THE MASTER OF
TIME AND SPACE.

335
00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:17,000
HOW TIME FLIES WHEN
ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS DOG.

336
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:25,291
OH, GREAT.
AN ALLIGATOR-FILLED MOAT.

337
00:18:31,166 --> 00:18:35,708
GREAT. WHAT A SURPRISE...
THE SAHARA DESERT.

338
00:18:43,375 --> 00:18:48,833
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO
HAND OVER DARKWING DUCK.

339
00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:54,874
GOOD THING I BROUGHT
A SPARE COSTUME.

340
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:56,874
FEAR NO MORE, GENTLEMEN.

341
00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,082
DARKWING DUCK IS HERE.

342
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:02,124
GANGWAY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

343
00:19:02,125 --> 00:19:03,832
IT BETTER BE GOOD.

344
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,374
BUSHROOT WON'T
RELEASE HIS HOSTAGES

345
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:09,124
UNLESS WE HAND
OVER DARKWING DUCK.

346
00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:12,249
WHAT? HOSTAGES?

347
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,832
I CAN'T THINK OF MYSELF.

348
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:17,082
INNOCENT CITIZENS ARE IN DANGER.

349
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:20,332
I'LL HAND MYSELF OVER.
NO SACRIFICE IS...

350
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,332
GOOD! HE'S YOURS, BUSHROOT.

351
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,707
WE WANT THE HOSTAGES FIRST.

352
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,624
I'M SURE THEY'RE O.K.

353
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:30,165
SHOW ME THE HOSTAGES OR NO DEAL.

354
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:34,416
FORGOT MY LUCKY SOCKS.
BE RIGHT BACK.

355
00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:51,250
EVERYBODY TO THE WINDOW.

356
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:54,999
HERE THEY ARE.

357
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,499
I WON'T RELEASE THEM UNTIL
YOU SEND IN DARKWING DUCK.

358
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,499
IS THAT NECESSARY?
WE'LL GO FIRST.

359
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,582
DARKWING DUCK FIRST OR NO DEAL.

360
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:09,999
YOU GET DARKWING AFTER
YOU SEND OUT THE HOSTAGES.

361
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,457
I GO IN OR I BREAK YOUR GAVEL!

362
00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,250
NEVER MIND.

363
00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:22,500
IF BUSHROOT DOESN'T STOP THAT
DUCK, I WILL.

364
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,332
O.K., TUSKI, YOU AND ME.

365
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,624
COME ON, LET'S PARTY.

366
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:30,207
YOU MAY GO

367
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:34,165
IF YOU TELL EVERYONE
I AM NOT TUSKERNINI.

368
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,707
I PROMISE.

369
00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:37,457
[DEEP VOICE] I PROMISE.

370
00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:41,457
TELL THE PRESS ABOUT MY RESCUE.
CAPITAL Ds.

371
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,957
I'VE BEEN WRITTEN
OUT OF THE SHOW.

372
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:46,749
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME.

373
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:48,749
CALM DOWN, TWOFERS.

374
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:52,958
EVERYTHING'S O.K.
I'LL SPEAK TO THE PRODUCER.

375
00:20:53,750 --> 00:20:56,332
I SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT.

376
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,999
FREEZE!

377
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,999
NOT SO FAST.

378
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,625
I SAID FREEZE!

379
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,207
TUSKERNINI!

380
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:21,375
OH, DARKWING DUCK FRAMED ME.

381
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,165
[KNOCK ON DOOR]

382
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:34,582
YEP, EVEN HERB MUDDLEFOOT
COULDN'T RUIN MY DAY.

383
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:40,707
SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR ADOPTED
CON NOT WORKING OUT, DRAKESTER.

384
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,957
BROKE ME UP, TOO.

385
00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,999
THEY PUT HIM AWAY.

386
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,999
ONCE A CROOK, ALWAYS A CROOK.

387
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,457
NOT SO, DRAKE.

388
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,374
REMEMBER THUG?

389
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:54,000
HE'S REFORMED!

390
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,415
PERHAPS YOU'D BE INTERESTED
IN OUR QUACK OIL PRODUCTS.

391
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:00,999
GUARANTEED TO LAST A MILLENNIUM.

392
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,957
NOT JUST A MECHANICAL DEVICE.

393
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:07,082
IT'S A MIRACLE.
THE CHANGING OF THE AGES.

394
00:22:07,083 --> 00:22:09,458
I THINK I LIKED
HIM BETTER BEFORE.