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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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IN THE LATE 20th CENTURY,
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DARKWING DUCK WAS THE
LAST MYTHOLOGICAL HERO.
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ACCORDING TO LEGEND,
HE WAS A MYSTERIOUS FIGURE,
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HIS TRUE ORIGIN NEVER REVEALED.
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KINETIC GEAR!
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IS THAT DARKWING DUCK'S COSTUME?
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NO. THESE ARE PROPS
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FROM AN IMMENSELY
SUCCESSFUL CARTOON SERIES
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BASED ON DARKWING'S
MYTHIC EXPLOITS.
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A MASK THE CHARACTER WORE
HAS NEVER BEEN FOUND.
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WE NOW KNOW THAT THE PEOPLE
WHO WATCHED THESE EXPLOITS
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HAD MUCH SMALLER
BRAINS THAN OURS,
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WHICH IS NO DOUBT WHY
THEY BECAME EXTINCT.
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GOSALOID, YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO TOUCH ANYTHING.
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JUST THINK, DARKWING DUCK
HIMSELF SAT IN THESE CHAIRS.
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ACCORDING TO THE MUSEUM'S ANALOGICALLY
DIGITAL VIDEOTRONIC GUIDE,
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AN ACTOR PORTRAYED
DARKWING DUCK THE MYTH.
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WHAT IF THAT'S WRONG
AND THERE WERE HEROES?
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HERO WORSHIP REFLECTS
THE WORSHIPER'S FEELINGS
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"OF INADEQUACY, INSECURITY,
INABILITY, AND..."
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WHO ARE YOU CALLING
INADEQUATE, INSECURE, AND...
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WHOA! WHOA!
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
SOMEBODY GET US OUT OF HERE!
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MY ATTORNEY WILL
HEAR ABOUT THIS!
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[HUMMING]
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HEY, YOU MISSED A SPOT!
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[CLICK]
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OOPS! I ALWAYS FORGET
ABOUT THAT THING.
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JACKPOT!
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IF WE HURRY,
WE CAN CATCH UP WITH THE TOUR.
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WE WERE STUCK IN
THERE FOR SEVEN HOURS.
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NO NEED TO CRY, KID.
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THEY'LL BE BACK WHEN
THE MUSEUM OPENS.
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OH, THANKS,
BUT IT'S JUST MY ALLERGIES.
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UM, CONSIDER IT A GIFT.
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IT'D TAKE A HERO LIKE
DARKWING DUCK TO SAVE US.
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GOSALOID,
WE WOULDN'T BE IN TROUBLE
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IF YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED
IN THAT SILLY MYTH.
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SILLY? MYTH?
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YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN DARKWING DUCK?
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SEE? HE WAS REAL.
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IF HE WAS REAL,
THERE'D BE SOME RECORD...
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A BIRTH CERTIFICATE, SOMETHING.
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A PIECE OF PAPER DOESN'T
MAKE A THING REAL.
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YOU KNOW WHY THERE'S NO
RECORD OF DARKWING'S BIRTH?
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TELL HIM WHY THERE'S NOT.
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WELL, UM, IT'S...
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IT'S BECAUSE HE WASN'T
BORN ON THIS PLANET.
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I KNEW IT HAD TO BE
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR
ABOUT THE SECRET ORIGIN
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OF DARKWING DUCK?
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YES!
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WELL, IT ALL BEGAN ON
THE DISTANT PLANET ZIPTON
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WHEN DARKWING DUCK
WAS JUST A BABE.
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[GURGLING]
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[RUMBLING]
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[GASP]
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WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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DRAKELL, WHAT IS IT?
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NOT BAD NEWS, I HOPE.
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IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD.
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I SUPPOSE THAT
QUALIFIES AS BAD NEWS.
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IT'S MY STUPID BROTHER'S FAULT.
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HE BUILT A BOMB BIG ENOUGH
TO BLOW UP THE PLANET.
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HE THREATENED TO DESTROY ZIPTON
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IF HE WASN'T MADE
GRAND POOH BAH.
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SURELY, HE DIDN'T USE IT.
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WELL, NO... YES!
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THERE WAS THIS ACCIDENT
WITH THE DETONATOR.
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AHA! HERE'S WHAT I
WAS LOOKING FOR...
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GRANDFATHER'S OLD OMNI BLASTER.
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JUNIOR MIGHT NEED
THIS ON GRIBBLEFRITZ.
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GRIBBLEFRITZ?
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[GURGLING]
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GUARD THIS CAREFULLY,
MY LITTLE ONE.
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IT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
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[RUMBLING]
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SURELY, YOU CAN'T MEAN...
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YES. WE SHALL PERISH,
BUT OUR SON SHALL LIVE.
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HE SHALL GROW AND PROSPER
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AND ACHIEVE GREAT THINGS.
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WHO KNOWS?
PERHAPS IN SOME DISTANT TIME,
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THERE SHALL BE A CARTOON SERIES
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BASED ON HIS MYTHIC EXPLOITS.
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MEANWHILE,
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN,
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THE EVIL BROTHER HAD
HIS OWN PROBLEMS.
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I SAID IT WAS A STUPID IDEA.
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IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
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IF IT EXPLODES,
WHAT WILL YOU BE POOH BAH OF?
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THE POOH BAH OF RUBBLE.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
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THE BOMB WOULDN'T HAVE GONE OFF
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IF MY IDIOT BROTHER HADN'T
SAT ON THE DETONATOR.
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WAS THAT THE OVEN TIMER?
CHECK YOUR ROAST.
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WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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TO GRIBBLEFRITZ. BYE.
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HATE TO SEE OUR
MARRIAGE END THIS WAY.
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OH, NO, YOU DON'T.
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OW!
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BLBLBLBL!
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LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.
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OUR PLANET'S ONLY BLOWING UP.
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ON GRIBBLEFRITZ,
THEY'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM.
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EXCUSE ME,
BUT THERE'S NOTHING IN MY GUIDE
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ABOUT DARKWING BEING
BORN ON ANOTHER PLANET
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OR GOING TO GRIBBLEFRITZ.
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IT WAS A SECRET ORIGIN.
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IF IT WAS IN THERE,
IT WOULDN'T BE SECRET.
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BESIDES, WHO SAYS HE
MADE IT TO GRIBBLEFRITZ?
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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
THE TWO ROCKETS COLLIDED,
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KNOCKING THEM OFF COURSE.
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SUNDAY DRIVER!
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BLBLBLBL!
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AFTER A DETOUR OF A
FEW ZILLION MILES,
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BABY DARKWING'S ROCKET
LANDED ON EARTH.
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IN A QUIET MONASTERY.
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WHAT IS ALL THIS BROUHAHA?
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THE ROCKET LANDED AT THE
FEET OF THE VENERABLE ONE,
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ALSO KNOWN AS VINNY.
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WHO TOOK A SHINE TO
ITS TINY PASSENGER.
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WE'LL TEACH THIS CHILD OUR WAYS.
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HIS NAME SHALL BE...
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[SNIFF SNIFF] STINKY.
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THE WISE OLD BLIND MONK
TAUGHT STINKY MANY THINGS.
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HE TAUGHT HIM TO
FIND INNER PEACE.
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BABY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
COME ON, SEVEN!
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HE TAUGHT HIM RESPECT
FOR ALL LIVING THINGS...
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HAND ME THE JAR.
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THIS WILL LOOK GREAT
IN MY TROPHY CASE.
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AND HOW TO BEAT
PEOPLE SENSELESS.
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HEY, LOOK! CANNIBALS!
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HUH?
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HE FELL FOR THE "CANNIBALS
OVER THE SHOULDER" GAG.
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BUT, STINKY,
THERE ARE CANNIBALS.
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REALLY? CANNIBALS?
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REMEMBER WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED.
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IT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
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THE MONASTERY WASN'T
ALL ZEN AND GAMES.
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WHO WANTS TO SHOOT SOME HOOPS?
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THINK QUICK!
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[THUD]
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OOPS!
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IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE US,
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TO SEARCH FOR THE
HOME IN YOUR HEART.
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BUT I'VE ACHIEVED PERFECT
UNITY WITH MY SOUL HERE.
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BESIDES,
I GET FOOD AND DON'T PAY RENT.
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FREELOADER.
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AND SO,
STINKY LEFT THE MONASTERY.
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IN SEARCH OF HIS DESTINY.
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[GOSALOID] THAT'S WHEN HE CAME TO ST.
CANARD?
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NOT YET.
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FIRST, HE HAD TO CROSS
AN ENORMOUS DESERT.
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GASP! WATER!
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[WHEEZING]
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AHA!
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[COUGHING]
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[GAGGING]
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WHO DARES DISTURB
THE GENIE'S REST?
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THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW.
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[COUGHING]
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YIP!
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I'M GOING TO GRIND
YOU INTO THE GROUND!
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FORTUNATELY,
STINKY HAD LEARNED THE SECRET.
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OF USING AN OPPONENT'S SIZE
AND STRENGTH AGAINST HIM.
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HYAH!
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W-W-W-W-W-WHOA!
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OH, MY SACROILIAC.
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I GET THREE WISHES NOW, RIGHT?
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OH, YEAH. YOU GOT ME THERE.
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STATE YOUR WISHES.
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I'M A HUMBLE MAN.
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I COULD USE A CUCKOO COLA,
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SOME SNAZZY THREADS,
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AND THE SECRET TO
YOUR SMOKING ENTRANCE.
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NOT THE SECRET TO MY ENTRANCE!
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SORRY, THREE WISHES.
UNION RULES.
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OH, UNION, SHMUNION.
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ALL RIGHT, THEN, BE THAT WAY.
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IT SHALL BE DONE.
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FROM THE LAND BEYOND BEYOND,
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FROM THE WORLD PAST
HOPE AND FEAR...
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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I BID YOU, REAPPEAR!
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NOW, THAT'S AN ENTRANCE.
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HMM, PURPLE WOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN MY FIRST CHOICE,
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BUT NOT BAD.
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SINCE I WENT AND GAVE YOU
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THE SECRET OF MY
SECRET ENTRANCE,
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TAKE CARE HOW YOU USE IT.
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IT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
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LOOK AT THE TIME.
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I GOT TO PICK UP
MY RV AT THE SHOP.
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HEY! HEY, WAIT, GENIE!
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COME BACK HERE!
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IS IT TOO LATE TO
WISH FOR A CAMEL?
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[GOSALOID] HAVEN'T YOU
FORGOTTEN SOMETHING?
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LIKE TELLING A STORY
THAT MAKES SENSE.
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UH, LIKE WHAT?
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LIKE THE OTHER BABY.
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OTHER BABY?
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THERE WASN'T ANY OTHER BA...
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OH, THE EVIL BROTHER'S BABY.
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I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIM.
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WELL, UH, YOU SEE,
WH-WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM WAS...
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HIS ROCKET WAS PICKED UP BY...
SPACE PIRATES.
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SPACE PIRATES?
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YEAH, NOW I REMEMBER.
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THE CHILD GREW UP
GREEDY AND MEAN.
237
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SO WHEN HE CAME TO EARTH
238
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AND DISCOVERED HIS
LONG-LOST COUSIN,
239
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HIS FIRST THOUGHTS WERE...
240
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WHAT A SAP.
241
00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:18,332
BETTER MAKE SURE MEGA-GEEK
DOESN'T INTERFERE
242
00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:22,124
WITH MY PLANS FOR
WORLD DOMINATION.
243
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,082
I'VE BEEN WALKING
ACROSS BURNING SANDS
244
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,582
FOR THE PAST 17 DAYS,
245
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:33,374
YET I FEEL LIKE I'M WALKING ON AIR.
YAAH!
246
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:35,332
OH, BOY!
247
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:39,707
THE EVIL COUSIN DECIDED
TO MAKE STINKY AN OFFER.
248
00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,874
TELL YOU WHAT,
249
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:46,874
HELP ME CONQUER THIS PLANET,
AND I'LL LET YOU BREATHE.
250
00:13:46,875 --> 00:13:49,332
TO WHICH STINKY
NATURALLY REPLIED...
251
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,582
NOT ON YOUR SWEET PATOOTIE, PAL.
252
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:56,374
YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR MY OWN
GOOD, COUSIN.
253
00:13:56,375 --> 00:13:58,207
AAH!
254
00:13:58,208 --> 00:13:59,832
AAH!
255
00:13:59,833 --> 00:14:02,875
AAH!
256
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:08,165
I'VE CAUGHT SOME BUGS
ON THE WINDSHIELD,
257
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:12,333
BUT THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOOKS.
258
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,207
THANKS FOR THE LIFT, STRANGER.
259
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:22,749
AND WHO ARE YOU, STRANGER?
260
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:25,957
I HAVE MANY NAMES. CALL ME...
261
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:28,415
MYSTERIOUS MASKED
AVENGER OF EVIL,
262
00:14:28,416 --> 00:14:29,957
AVENGER FOR SHORT.
263
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:34,374
THIS IS MY FAITHFUL
SIDEKICK LAUNCHPAD McQUACK.
264
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:37,332
THE QUESTION IS... WHO ARE YOU,
265
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:39,332
AND WHAT'S YOUR ORIGIN?
266
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,874
[DEEP BREATH]
267
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,457
IT BEGAN ON PLANET ZIPTON...
268
00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,582
STINKY TOLD HIS STORY,
269
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,999
JUST AS I'VE TOLD IT TO YOU.
270
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,250
[SNORING] [SNORING]
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HUH?
272
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,374
SO IT'S UP TO ME TO
STOP MY EVIL COUSIN
273
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,624
FROM BLOWING UP THE PLANET.
274
00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:08,582
ALIEN INVADERS CAN BE A HANDFUL,
275
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:11,082
ESPECIALLY FOR A RANK AMATEUR.
276
00:15:11,083 --> 00:15:14,124
LET'S TAKE HIM TO AVENGER TOWER
277
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:18,875
AND SEE WHAT WE CAN DO WITH HIM.
278
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:23,374
WELL, THIS IS MY PLACE.
279
00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:25,874
SURE BEATS MY OLD ROOM
280
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,749
AT THE MONASTERY.
281
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,290
WHAT'S THAT?
282
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:30,582
CUCKOO COLA.
283
00:15:30,583 --> 00:15:33,374
GET RID OF IT!
284
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,957
IT'S CAFFEINE-FREE.
285
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:38,374
CUCKOO COLA IS THE
AVENGER'S ONE WEAKNESS.
286
00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,374
ONE SWALLOW IS SICKENING.
287
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:43,374
TWO SWALLOWS GIVE ME A MIGRAINE.
288
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:46,832
A WHOLE CAN,
AND I'M HISTORY, KAPUT!
289
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:48,374
[ALARM SOUNDS]
290
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:50,582
WHAT IS THAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING?
291
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,875
IT'S YOUR EVIL COUSIN.
292
00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:57,249
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.
293
00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,249
COME ON, HURRY UP, MR., UH...
294
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,332
SORRY. I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME.
295
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,999
THE MONKS CALLED ME... STINKY.
296
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,874
IT DOESN'T EXACTLY STRIKE
TERROR IN EVILDOERS' HEARTS.
297
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,332
UNLESS YOU'RE SOAP.
298
00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,874
FROM NOW ON,
299
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,874
YOU SHALL BE CALLED
DARKWING DUCK.
300
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,374
DARKWING DUCK, YES.
301
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:19,749
IT'S ME. IT'S VERY ME.
302
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,999
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
303
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,832
WHO CARES? IT SOUNDS COOL.
304
00:16:24,833 --> 00:16:27,832
A CRIME FIGHTER HAS TO LOOK
DANGEROUS, LIKE THIS.
305
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,332
GRRR!
306
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,874
GOT IT?
307
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,374
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? AAWWAA!
308
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,999
MAYBE A MASK WOULD HELP.
309
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,499
THANKS FOR THE MASK AND
CAPE, AVENGIE.
310
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:42,999
I ALWAYS SAY, WHEN IN
DOUBT, ACCESSORIZE.
311
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,707
THERE HE IS!
312
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,124
STAY AWAY FROM HIS GUN.
313
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:52,500
THIS CRAFT WAS DESIGNED
TO WITHSTAND ANY ASSAULT.
314
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,124
AAH! AAH! AAH!
315
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,707
AAH! AAH! AAH!
316
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:00,958
AAH!
317
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,750
AAH! AAH! AAH!
318
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:21,499
OH, NO! CUCKOO COLA!
319
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,750
THE AVENGER!
WHERE'S THE AVENGER?
320
00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:28,124
DARKWING...
321
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:31,708
HELP!
322
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,499
OH, THIS IS IT.
323
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,999
[COUGHING]
324
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,124
THIS IS THE END.
325
00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:44,499
DON'T SAY THAT, AVENGER.
326
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,707
[HONK]
327
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,749
I'M...
328
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:50,499
FINISHED.
329
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,582
IT'S ALL OVER.
330
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:57,332
OH, AND ONE MORE THING.
331
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,457
OHH!
332
00:17:58,458 --> 00:17:59,458
DARKWING...
333
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:00,582
[COUGH]
334
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:03,999
YOU'VE GOT TO...
TAKE OVER FOR ME.
335
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,999
YOU'VE GOT TO BECOME
A CRIME FIGHTER.
336
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,499
OHH... GOODBYE.
337
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,457
THERE CAN NEVER BE ANOTHER
MYSTERIOUS MASKED AVENGER
338
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,874
LIKE THE MYSTERIOUS
MASKED AVENGER.
339
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:19,499
THAT'S RIGHT. UHH!
340
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:22,457
THERE'S A NEW HERO IN TOWN,
341
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,457
AND HIS NAME IS...
DARKWING DUCK.
342
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,999
OHH, FAREWELL, HERO.
343
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,749
UHH!
344
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:32,290
SHE'S GONE.
345
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,749
ARE YOU SURE?
346
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,707
MMM... YEAH.
347
00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:39,207
NO! NOW THERE'LL
NEVER BE A CARTOON
348
00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:41,707
BASED ON HER MYTHIC EXPLOITS.
349
00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:46,124
WHAT'S MORE, I'M OUT OF A JOB.
350
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,582
[SNIFFLING]
351
00:18:47,583 --> 00:18:51,207
IT'S JUST MY ALLERGIES AGAIN.
352
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:56,165
AND SO, DARKWING DUCK
DISCOVERED HIS DESTINY.
353
00:18:56,166 --> 00:19:00,624
TO BE THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,
354
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,165
TO FIGHT VILLAINY,
CROOKEDNESS, AND...
355
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,582
UH, SKULDUGGERY...
356
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:06,207
CAN'T FORGET SKULDUGGERY...
357
00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,499
AND EVIL, VILLAINOUS,
NASTY MEANNESS
358
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,999
AND BAD GRAMMAR.
359
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,582
DARKWING!
360
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:16,499
WHAT IS IT? I'M WORKING.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
361
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,750
HE'S BACK!
362
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:22,749
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
363
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:26,583
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
364
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:34,582
BRING HER IN AS
CLOSE AS YOU CAN.
365
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:37,416
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT.
366
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:42,999
AS THE CRIME FIGHTER STALKED THE
VILLAIN, HE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF...
367
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,499
HOLD THE PHONE.
368
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,999
I'VE NEVER FOUGHT CRIME BEFORE.
369
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,082
WHERE DO I START?
370
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,999
IT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
371
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,874
HMM, IT'S WORTH A TRY.
372
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,874
I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
373
00:19:58,875 --> 00:20:02,165
I'M THE HERO EVERY
CULTURE NEEDS.
374
00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:05,499
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
375
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:08,332
NOW, THAT IS AN ENTRANCE.
376
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,333
IT'S ALL OVER.
377
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,374
THIS IS WHERE GOOD
TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL.
378
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:18,457
THIS IS WHERE YOU BID
BYE-BYE TO YOUR MOLECULES.
379
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:22,749
NOW REMEMBER,
A CRIME FIGHTER HAS TO LOOK DANGEROUS.
380
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,249
GRRR!
381
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:29,957
YOUR FACE COULD STICK THAT WAY.
382
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:34,083
IT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
383
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,375
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
384
00:20:40,208 --> 00:20:41,833
[COUGHING]
385
00:20:44,125 --> 00:20:47,583
IT COULD COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY.
386
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,249
UGH! NOW... NOW, COUSIN,
387
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,832
YOU KNOW I WAS ONLY
KIDDING AROUND,
388
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:58,749
LIKE WE USED TO IN THE OLD DAYS.
PLEASE?
389
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:02,208
OOH! UGH! OW!
390
00:21:04,416 --> 00:21:07,749
OHH. THAT A BOY, DARKWING.
391
00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,332
UHH. I'M DEAD.
392
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,832
[SNORING] [SNORING]
393
00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,374
AHEM, AHEM, AHEM!
394
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,832
HUH? WHAT'S THAT?
395
00:21:17,833 --> 00:21:21,582
OH, YOU'RE BACK.
396
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,082
WAKE UP, FACE THE MUSIC.
397
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:27,999
I ASSUME YOU CHILDREN
HAVE A GOOD STORY?
398
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,457
THE JANITOR WAS TELLING US...
399
00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:35,290
WE HAVEN'T HAD A JANITOR
IN OVER 50 YEARS.
400
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:37,332
AH-CHOO!
401
00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:40,957
YOUNG MAN, LET ME SEE THAT.
402
00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:44,207
WHY, IT'S DARKWING DUCK'S MASK,
403
00:21:44,208 --> 00:21:46,875
MISSING FOR OVER 200 YEARS.
404
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:50,166
THANKS.
405
00:21:50,167 --> 00:21:51,707
YOU'RE WELCOME.
406
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:54,165
NOW I THINK YOU CHILDREN...
HAVE... SOME...
407
00:21:54,166 --> 00:21:56,749
EXPLAINING... TO... OHH!
408
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:57,999
[THUD]
409
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,624
SO HE'S JUST A MYTH,
410
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:05,124
A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FOR INSECURE,
INADEQUATE HERO WORSHIPERS, HUH?
411
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:08,124
WELL, UH, I SUPPOSE EVERY MYTH
412
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:10,458
HAS SOME BASIS IN REALITY.