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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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GOSALYN, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

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JUST KEEP YOUR MONEY
IN A PIGGY BANK.

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PIGGY BANKS DON'T
COMPOUND INTEREST DAILY.

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WE'LL NEVER GET TO THE FRONT.

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OH, DAD, RELAX.

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BUILDING FINANCIAL
SECURITY TAKES TIME.

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[HAMMERING]

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I AM THE SCREECHING FINGERNAIL

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ON THE CHALKBOARD OF JUSTICE,

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THE SOUR BALL IN THE
CANDY JAR OF GOODNESS.

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I AM NEGADUCK!

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THIS IS THE FIRST PORTABLE
PARTICLE ACCELERATOR,

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WHICH I, NEGADUCK, STOLE.

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WHAT AN EGO.

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EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT?

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HE DOESN'T REALIZE

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HE'S IN THE HANDS
OF DARKWING DUCK.

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THIS ACCELERATOR SPEEDS UP
THE MOLECULES IN THE SAFE,

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ALLOWING ME TO WALK IN
BETWEEN AND NAB THE LOOT!

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OR BLOW UP THE ENTIRE CITY.

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WHATEVER. IT'LL BE A BLAST.

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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,

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THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER FOR
CRIME'S CHOKING VICTIMS.

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WELL, CHOKE ON THIS, DO-GOODER.

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I'M A TOUCH TOO FAST, NEGADOPE.

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MAYBE SO,
BUT NOT FOR MY ACCELERATOR.

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DARKWING!

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HOW I HATE BANKING
WITH BUFFOONS.

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ARE YOU O.K.?

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NEVER BETTER.

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YOU COULD'VE GOT US KILLED!

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YOU'D PREFER I DID NOTHING?

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YES! YES! YES!

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THAT MOB WAS READY

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TO FEED ME TO THE
AUTOMATED TELLER.

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WHERE IS GOSALYN?

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OUTSIDE PLAYING BALL.

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HOW CAN SHE PLAY
BASEBALL AT DINNERTIME?

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OH!

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THAT BRANCH IS WEAK.
YOU MIGHT...

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GOSALYN!

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DAD, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

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I JUST STEPPED OUT...
THE FRONT DOOR?

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THAT WAS QUICK THINKING.

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YEAH, DAD.
YOU GOT HERE SUPERFAST!

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IT MUST HAVE BEEN
THE EXCITEMENT.

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GOSALYN, LOOK. WHAT YOUR DAD
DID WAS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.

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LET'S SEE. IMPOSSIBLE, EH?

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ADRENALINE COULDN'T
MAKE YOU MOVE THAT FAST.

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NEGADUCK'S ACCELERATOR!

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THEN YOU ARE SUPERFAST!

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YOU MEAN I ACTUALLY
HAVE A SUPERPOWER?

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SEE THAT? I'M SUPERFAST.

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I'M THE MONARCH OF MOTION.
I'M...

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[SNIFFING]

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YIKE!

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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FRICTION. AT SUPERSPEED,

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EVEN THE AIR IS A PROBLEM.

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A MINOR SETBACK.

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WITH MY NEW SUPERPOWER,

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I'LL THWART NEGADUCK EASILY.

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DIPPING DAD'S COSTUME IN NON-STICK
COATING IS WAS A GREAT IDEA.

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IT'S FINE. NO TIME TO LOSE!

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BETTER GET A SCOOTER!

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NOTHING ON THE ROAD
CAN PASS THIS BABY.

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I DON'T KNOW.

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IT SEEMS A LITTLE
SLUGGISH TO ME!

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AT THIS SPEED,
CATCHING NEGADUCK WILL BE A SNAP.

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I'VE RUN OUT OF ROAD.
NO PROBLEM.

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THOUGHT I WOULDN'T STOP IN
TIME, RIGHT?

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YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON
THIS BUILDING FOR WEEKS.

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I'LL FINISH WHILE YOU'RE
ON A COFFEE BREAK.

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NOW THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.

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YOU SHOULD SUE YOUR ARCHITECT.

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NO SIGN OF NEGADUCK.

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HE'LL LEARN THERE'S NO HIDING

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FROM THE SULTAN OF SPEED.

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I HAVEN'T CHECKED THIS BANK.

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[ALARM RINGS]

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AAH!

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WAS IT NEGADUCK?

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WHICH WAY DID HE GO?

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HE'S GETTING AWAY!

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SURRENDER, YOU SCOUNDREL!

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

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YOUR ACCELERATOR
BACKFIRED, NEGADUCK.

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YOU GAVE ME SUPERSPEED!

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YOU GOT A SUPERPOWER FROM ME?

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THAT'S NOT FAIR!

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THAT'S...
I MEAN, IT'S PART OF MY PLAN.

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I MEANT TO DO THAT.

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IT CLEARS MY SINUSES.

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HE MAY RUN FAST,

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BUT HIS THINKING'S STILL SLOW.

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WHERE'S THAT NEGADUCK?

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UP HERE, DIMWIT.

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THIS STORE FEATURES
IMPORTED CRYSTAL.

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VERY EXPENSIVE.

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I'M TOO FAST FOR YOU, NEGADUCK.

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YOU LOSE, NEGADUCK.

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I'LL CAN CATCH ANYTHING YOU...

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THROW.

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THIS PLACE HAS A GREAT
HARDWARE DEPARTMENT, TOO.

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DAD! DAD!

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IT'S WHAT WE THOUGHT.

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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

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TELL HIM, HONK.

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MY RESEARCH INDICATES
A MAJOR SIDE EFFECT.

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TO YOUR SUPERSPEED.

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YOU'RE GETTING OLD!

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MOVING AT SUPERSPEED

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CAUSES YOU TO AGE AT
AN ACCELERATED RATE.

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WHY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

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I'VE NEVER FELT
BETTER IN MY LIFE.

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THAT'S UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE.

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[ALARM RINGS]

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HEAR THAT?
NEGADUCK HAS STRUCK AGAIN.

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HE WON'T GET AWAY.

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GOOD THING I GOT AN
EXTRA LARGE GLOVE BOX.

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HALT! YOU CAN'T OUTRUN... THE ACE OF...
ACCELERATION, NEGADUCK.

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IS THIS A JOKE, GRAMPS?

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STEP ASIDE.

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WAIT... IS THAT YOU?

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YE... HOO HOO, BOY!

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WHY, LOOK AT YOU.

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YOU'RE ANCIENT. YOU'RE A FOSSIL.

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JUST A CREAKING MASS OF
BONES AND HARDENED ARTERIES.

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HOLD STILL, YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER.

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I PLANNED THIS.

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ST. CANARD WILL BE MINE!

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D.W.! D.W.!

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ENJOY YOUR GOLDEN YEARS, GRAMPS.

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I KNOW I WILL.

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KEEP STILL OR YOU'LL END UP...

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JUST A PILE OF DUST AND BONES.

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HE HASN'T MOVED.

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IF HE MOVES, HE'LL AGE FASTER.

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IF HE STAYS THERE,
HE MIGHT AS WELL BE PETRIFIED.

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I CAN'T MOVE.
I'LL GET MORE DECREPIT.

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HE'S GOT A GOOD POINT.

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YOU SEE? I'M STAYING PUT.

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IT'S FOR YOU, D.W.

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NEGADUCK LEFT IT AT
HIS LAST ROBBERY.

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I WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE?

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"TO DARKWING DUCK,
MY OLDEST ENEMY.

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AND I DO MEAN OLDEST. HA HA HA."

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THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

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A ROCKING CHAIR.
ISN'T THAT NICE?

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IT IS NOT! IT'S AN INSULT.

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DARKWING DUCK'S NOT GOING TO
SIT AROUND IN A ROCKING CHAIR,

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IS HE?

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SLOW DOWN, SIR.

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EVEN HIGH-SPEED
ROCKING WILL AGE YOU.

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REMEMBER WHEN I WAS AN
ACTIVE YOUNG CRIMEFIGHTER?

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SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY.

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IT <i>WAS</i> JUST YESTERDAY!
DAD, YOU CAN'T GIVE IN!

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I HAVE NO CHOICE, GOSALYN.
I'LL KNIT AN AFGHAN.

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GOOD IDEA. D.W.

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YOU DON'T WANT THOSE TIRED
OLD BONES TO CATCH A CHILL.

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AT THIS RATE,
THERE'LL BE NOTHING LEFT OF ME

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BUT DUSTBUSTER BAIT.

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THERE HAS TO BE A
WAY TO KEEP DAD GOING

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TILL WE FIND A CURE.

193
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I THOUGHT WE HAD
TO KEEP HIM STILL.

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DAD, TELL US HOW
YOU'D CATCH NEGADUCK.

195
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WHAT'S THE POINT?
I THINK I'LL JUST WATCH SOME TV.

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<i>NEGADUCK'S CRIME WAVE HAS
TERRORIZED THE ENTIRE CITY.</i>

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<i>NEGADUCK HAS ROBBED THE FIRST
THROUGH NINTH NATIONAL BANKS.</i>

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<i>NEGADUCK IS NOW ROBBING
THE TENTH NATIONAL BANK.</i>

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<i>LET'S GO TO OUR LIVE MINICAM.</i>

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YOU'D BETTER COWER,
OR FEEL THE WRATH OF NEGADUCK.

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NEGADUCK, TOM LOCKJAW HERE.

202
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WHAT CAN YOU SAY TO THE PEOPLE OF ST.
CANARD?

203
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NOW THAT DARKWING
DUCK HAS RETIRED,

204
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I MAKE THE RULES FOR ST. CANARD!

205
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WHAT'S THE PENALTY FOR
BREAKING THOSE RULES?

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YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT.

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NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR.

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UH, ROLL THE COMMERCIAL, PLEASE.

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I'M YOUR SPONSOR NOW.

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ANY OBJECTIONS?

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NO, NONE AT ALL.

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CITIZENS, WITH THE EXCLUSIVE
NEGADUCK PROTECTION PLAN,

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00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,457
YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO
BE SAFE AND SOUND.

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TO JOIN, JUST SEND ME...
NEGADUCK... ALL YOUR MONEY,

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00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,874
AND I'LL SEND YOU
THIS CHEAP LAPEL PIN.

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IF YOU DON'T JOIN,
NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU,

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ESPECIALLY NOT THAT
DODDERING OLD DARKWING DUCK.

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00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:25,208
GET IT?

219
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:29,999
SEE THAT?
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM!

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SORRY, GOS,
FIND SOMEBODY YOUNGER.

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THE OLD BACK IS PLAYING MY SONG.

222
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HONKER, HAVE YOU MADE ANY
PROGRESS ON HELPING DAD?

223
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I'M 9 YEARS OLD.

224
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MOLECULAR BIOLOGY'S
OVER MY HEAD.

225
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LET'S GET THE THING
THAT MADE DAD FAST.

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WELL,
I GUESS PARTICLE "B" PHYSICS

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IS MORE MY SPEED.

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HEY, KIDS, HOW ABOUT A
SMOKIN' GAME OF OLD MAID?

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UH, NO, THANKS, POP.

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WE'LL LET HIM REST.
I'VE GOT A PLAN.

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00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:11,415
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN?

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WE FIND NEGADUCK,
THEN GRAB THE ACCELERATOR.

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YOU THOUGHT OF THAT?

234
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HOW WILL WE FIND
NEGADUCK'S HIDEOUT?

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YOU CAN'T EXPECT HIM TO
HAVE A BIG SIGN IN FRONT.

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00:14:28,166 --> 00:14:32,374
EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S THIS LINE FOR?

237
00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:37,458
WE'RE PAYING MR. NEGADUCK
HIS PROTECTION MONEY.

238
00:14:49,291 --> 00:14:50,999
YUH!

239
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,832
GOT IT! COME ON!

240
00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:55,374
COME ON, HONK.

241
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,832
I WONDER WHAT THE
HECK THAT'S FOR.

242
00:14:58,833 --> 00:15:03,000
I'LL BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU.

243
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:14,375
<i>DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.</i>

244
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:19,707
IF THESE PESKY THIEVES HAD
THE NEGADUCK PROTECTION PLAN,

245
00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,582
THEY WOULDN'T BE
TRAPPED AS YOU SEE,

246
00:15:22,583 --> 00:15:26,165
READY TO BE ACCELERATED
INTO OLD AGE.

247
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,707
<i>DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, DAD!</i>

248
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:33,249
<i>FACE IT, KID, YOU'RE TOAST.</i>

249
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:35,250
[NEGADUCK] <i>HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!</i>

250
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,582
<i>AAH!</i>

251
00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:45,999
<i>AAH! AAH! AAH!</i>

252
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,708
<i>[TEST PATTERN SOUND]</i>

253
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,290
<i>HELP!</i>

254
00:15:53,291 --> 00:15:54,999
<i>DAD!</i>

255
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,499
<i>RELAX. WHO'S GOING TO SAVE YOU?</i>

256
00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,332
<i>NOT THAT RELIC, DARKWING DUCK.</i>

257
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,000
<i>HE'S A FOSSIL.</i>

258
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,708
[CREAKING]

259
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:18,165
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY OUT.

260
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,832
IT'S A WELL-MADE CAGE.

261
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:22,832
DON'T WORRY, HONK-MAN.

262
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,707
WHEN D.W. COMES, HE'LL...

263
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:28,207
HE WON'T COME. HE'S GIVEN UP!

264
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,457
[CREAKING]

265
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:32,165
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

266
00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:34,957
THAT DOOR DIDN'T CREAK BEFORE.

267
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:37,749
[LAUNCHPAD] THEN IT MUST BE...

268
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,499
DAD! I KNEW YOU'D COME!

269
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:45,249
EVEN AT MY AGE,
DARKWING DUCK HAS WHAT IT TAKES

270
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,749
TO DEFEAT NEGADUCK.

271
00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,290
[NEGADUCK] IS THAT RIGHT?

272
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:51,165
WELCOME, O ANCIENT ONE.

273
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,207
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

274
00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,374
STRAINED PRUNES?
DENTURE ADHESIVE?

275
00:16:56,375 --> 00:17:02,375
SEEING YOU BEHIND BARS WILL
BE MORE THAN ENOUGH, NEGADUCK.

276
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,375
GET HIM, DARKWING.

277
00:17:11,166 --> 00:17:14,375
[MUTTERING]

278
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:31,707
NOW I'VE GOTTA GO TO
THE CORNER DRUGSTORE

279
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:34,415
TO GET A NEW ROLL OF FILM.

280
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,249
WHEN I RETURN,
I'LL CAPTURE FOR ALL TIME

281
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:40,582
THE FABULOUS IMAGE
OF DARKWING DUCK

282
00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:44,166
DECOMPOSING INTO DUST!

283
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,165
HOW MUCH OLDER CAN DARKWING GET?

284
00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:55,624
ISN'T THERE SOME WAY
TO REVERSE THE PROCESS?

285
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:58,207
YOU MEAN LIKE GOING BACKWARDS?

286
00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,707
EINSTEIN ADVANCED A
CONTROVERSIAL THEORY

287
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:04,124
OF WALKING BACKWARDS
TO REGAIN LOST YOUTH.

288
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:07,874
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
US THAT EARLIER?

289
00:18:07,875 --> 00:18:11,374
EINSTEIN SAID IT
DURING HIS LATER YEARS

290
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:13,332
WHEN HE WORE WRISTWATCHES
ON BOTH ANKLES

291
00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:16,124
AND CLAIMED ABE
LINCOLN WAS A MARTIAN.

292
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,957
DAD, GO BACKWARDS!

293
00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:21,750
GET UP, DARKWING!

294
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,249
I THINK IT'S WORKING!

295
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,874
HE NEEDS TO GO OVER
EVERYTHING HE DID

296
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:40,458
TO REACH HIS RIGHT AGE.

297
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:52,457
WAIT FOR US!

298
00:18:52,458 --> 00:18:55,625
I HAVE NO TIME TO WAIT.

299
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,583
IT'S WORKING.

300
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:27,000
LOOKS LIKE I WENT TOO FAR BACK.

301
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:30,833
I STOLE ENOUGH FILM

302
00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:34,332
TO MAKE A LIBRARY OUT OF
DECOMPOSED DARKWING GLOSSIES.

303
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,874
WHAT'S THE HURRY, EVILDOER?

304
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:38,583
YOU?

305
00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:42,332
BUT YOU'RE...
YOU'RE YOUNG AGAIN!

306
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:45,707
I TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
AND EAT PROPERLY.

307
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:46,750
NOT FOR LONG.

308
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:55,624
GIVE UP, NEGADUCK.

309
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,624
I'M A YOUNG MOUNTAIN
OF STRENGTH.

310
00:19:57,625 --> 00:20:01,625
YOU MEAN YOU'RE AN
OLD PILE OF DUST.

311
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:19,457
[GOSALYN] OH, NO!
HE'S AGING REALLY FAST!

312
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:20,582
OOH!

313
00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:23,000
[DARKWING] YOUR CONCERN
FOR ME IS TOUCHING.

314
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,457
YOU'RE ALIVE!

315
00:20:28,458 --> 00:20:31,124
AND YOU'RE NOT
MOVING AT SUPERSPEED.

316
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,749
I DON'T GET IT.

317
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:36,707
I KNEW NEGADUCK WOULD
TRY TO ZAP ME AGAIN,

318
00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:39,290
SO WHEN I WAS HIT,

319
00:20:39,291 --> 00:20:40,874
MY THINKING WAS SPED UP, TOO.

320
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:44,499
FIRST, I RAN BACKWARDS
TO REDUCE MY AGE.

321
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,124
I ENROLLED IN THE UNIVERSITY,

322
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:51,457
MAJORING IN MOLECULAR BIOLOGY.

323
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,458
I MADE A BREAKTHROUGH

324
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,457
IN ACCELERATED MOLECULAR THEORY.

325
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:56,249
I DELIVERED A PAPER
IN SWITZERLAND

326
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,999
AND CONCOCTED A
SUPERSPEED ANTIDOTE.

327
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:02,999
AFTER GRADUATION,
I GOT THE BAG OF DUST

328
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,374
THAT I DROPPED BACK HERE,

329
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,415
THEREBY TRICKING NEGADUCK.

330
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:12,707
THEN I SWALLOWED THE ANTIDOTE.

331
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,415
BUT WHAT ABOUT NEGADUCK?

332
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:17,707
I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HIM!

333
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:21,166
HERE. DRINK THIS.

334
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:27,624
WHY, YOU...

335
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:29,624
ROTTEN...

336
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:33,582
[VOICE SLOWS DOWN]

337
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,874
DON'T WORRY, GOSALYN.

338
00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:39,874
I DON'T THINK MR. NEGADUCK
IS GOING ANYWHERE.

339
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:43,374
WHOA! HE'S FROZEN!

340
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:44,499
ONE OF MY EXPERIMENTS

341
00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:49,124
LED ME TO DISCOVER A
SLOW-MOTION POTION.

342
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:52,375
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH HIM
NOW, DAD?

343
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:57,000
HMM...
A LITTLE MORE TO THE LEFT, L.P.

344
00:22:01,833 --> 00:22:04,207
IT'S GOOD TO KNOW THAT
EVEN SOMEONE LIKE NEGADUCK

345
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,500
HAS HIS FANS.