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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THERE'S MEGAVOLT!
HEADING SOUTH ON NORTH STREET.
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THAT OVER-RATED,
OVER-DRESSED CRIME FIGHTER
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ISN'T GONNA SHORT
CIRCUIT MY SCHEME.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO SOCK IT TO
THAT SOCKET-HEADED SIMPLETON.
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HE'S HEADED INTO
ANDY'S ANVIL FACTORY.
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I GOTTA A BAD
FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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WHY COULDN'T IT BE
A PILLOW FACTORY?
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JUST ONCE?
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THE DUCK HASN'T BEEN
HATCHED WHO CAN STOP ME.
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THERE'S NOTHING I CAN'T DO.
HA-HA-HA.
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WHY,
THAT ELECTRONIC EGOMANIAC...
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I BET YOU CAN'T DO THIS...
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HA! ANY IDIOT CAN DO THAT.
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OH, OOOH!
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OK, SO IT JUST PROVES
I'M NOT ANY IDIOT.
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IT'S ALL OVER, MEGAVOLT.
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YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.
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OH, YEAH?
THAT SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW.
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THERE'S A GOOD 20 MINUTES LEFT.
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RUINED A PERFECTLY GOOD HELMET.
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THAT HEAD'S NOT LOOKING TOO
GREAT, EITHER.
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HATE TO RUN,
BUT CRIME WAITS FOR NO MAN.
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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WAIT! WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE.
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YOU'RE NOT WEARING A HELMET.
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AN ANVIL FELL ON IT AND I DON'T
HAVE TIME TO GET A NEW ONE.
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DRIVING WITHOUT A HELMET...
THAT'S TOO DANGEROUS.
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DON'T WORRY, LAUNCHPAD.
I'LL BE CAREFUL.
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PEOPLE LOOK UP TO YOU.
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WHAT IF SOMEONE SAW YOU
NOT WEARING A HELMET...
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LAUNCHPAD! GIVE IT A REST!
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WHERE'D HE GO?
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HE WENT THAT WAY,
BUT WE ARE GOING THAT WAY!
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KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
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THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
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I'D EXPECTED CRASHING HEAD
FIRST THROUGH A BRICK WALL
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WOULD BE MORE PAINFUL.
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YAAAAA!
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SOMEBODY BETTER
GET THAT HOLE FIXED
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OR SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE
A LAWSUIT ON THEIR HANDS.
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WHERE AM I, ANYWAY?
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JUDGING FROM THE LONG LINES,
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I'D SAY THIS MUST BE
SOME SORT OF THEME PARK.
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WHAT IN THE DEVIL IS GOING ON?
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DARKWING DUCK?
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BOY! AM I THRILLED TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE OR WHAT?
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AH, WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE AM I?
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ME? WHY I'M...
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YOU ARE?
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AND THIS IS...
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IT IS?!
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YOU GOT IT.
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HEY, USED CAR SALESMAN,
WILL YOU MOVE IT?
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MAYBE YOU COULD TELL ME
HOW I GET OUT OF HERE.
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OUT OF HERE?
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. HA HA.
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YOU DON'T. THAT'S THE ANSWER.
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HEY, ETERNITY'S WAITING AND
I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, HUH?
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YAAAAAA!
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GETTING YOU ON THE GUEST LIST IS
GONNA LOOK GREAT ON MY RESUME.
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HEY, WAIT.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
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I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO
DO THAN HANG AROUND HERE.
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HEY, YOU CAN'T JUST
WALK OUT OF HERE.
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WE GOT RULES AND
REGULATIONS, YOU KNOW.
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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HEY, GET BACK IN LINE!
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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SORRY, LUCIFER,
BUT I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD DOWN HERE.
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OPEN UP! OPEN UP OR I'LL SUE!
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AND I'VE GOT THE BEST
ATTORNEYS AROUND.
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YES, SIR. MAY I HELP YOU?
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YOU'RE MR. DARKWING,
ARE YOU NOT?
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YEAH,
AND I SEEM TO BE A LITTLE LOST.
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I'LL JUST CHECK
THE RESERVATIONS.
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LET ME SEE...
DA VINCI, DARWIN, DURANTE...
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THIS IS HIGHLY PECULIAR.
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THERE'S NO RECORD
OF A DARKWING DUCK.
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PERHAPS IT'S UNDER
DRAKE MALLARD.
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WHAT RESERVATION?
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT I...
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HEY, FOR PETE'S SAKE, PETE,
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WILL YOU QUIT HOGGING
THE PERSONNEL.
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I AM CERTAIN THIS
GENTLEMAN BELONGS UP HERE.
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HIM? NOT ON YOUR LIFE.
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HE'S AN ALL-AROUND BAD EGG,
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AND I GET HIM.
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SIR, HE'S A FAMOUSLY
FEARLESS FIGHTER OF CRIME.
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LOOK AT THOSE SHIFTY
LITTLE BEADY EYES, HUH.
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THE BETTER TO SEE VILLAINS WITH.
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HE'S EVIL. HE'S GOOD.
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HE'S EVIL. HE'S MINE.
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HOLD IT.
WE'LL FLIP FOR HIM, HUH?
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TAILS, I GET THE DEAD GUY.
HEADS, HE'S YOURS.
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JUST A MINUTE HERE!
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WHO'S DEAD?
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YOU, SIR.
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NO, NO. NOT ME.
I NEVER FELT BETTER.
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IF YOU TWO THINK I'M
DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG.
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LAUNCHPAD?
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EXCUSE ME.
HAVE YOU SEEN A SIDEKICK AROUND?
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STANDS ABOUT SO... HIGH.
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YUPPIE SNOB.
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WHAT A DAY! I'M DEAD ON MY FEET.
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[ SOBBING ]
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GOSALYN...
LAUNCHPAD, WHAT'S WRONG?
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WHAT'S THE MATTER, SWEETHEART?
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A SAD MOVIE?
LAUNCHPAD COOK DINNER?
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OH, D.W.!
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YES, YES. YOU CALLED?
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HOW WILL WE EVER GET
ALONG WITHOUT HIM?
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WITHOUT WHO?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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OOH, LAUNCHPAD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONE.
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GOSALYN, HONEY, I'M RIGHT HERE...
IN THE PINK.
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WELL, LIGHT PINK, ANYWAY.
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IT'S LIKE I CAN
ALMOST STILL HEAR HIM.
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ALMOST?! IF I YELL ANY LOUDER
I'LL RUPTURE SOMETHING!
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LAUNCHPAD,
I THINK I CAN HEAR HIM.
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YOU GOTTA HEAR ME.
IT'S A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!
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DAD! IS THAT YOU?
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OF COURSE I'M ME.
WHO ELSE WOULD I BE?
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DAD, YOU'RE ALIVE!
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WELL, YOU'RE SOMETHING, ANYWAY.
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I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU
BACK, WHATEVER YOU ARE.
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SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO ME.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT,
BUT I NEED YOUR HELP.
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YOU DON'T NEED HELP, D.W.,
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YOU NEED AN UNDERTAKER.
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LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT...
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I AM NOT DEAD.
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BUT, DAD, IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD,
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WHAT ARE YOU?
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I DID WALK ALL THE
WAY ACROSS TOWN
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AND NOBODY EVEN ASKED
FOR AN AUTOGRAPH.
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LOOKS LIKE THEY
DIDN'T EVEN SEE ME.
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MAYBE WE CAN SEE YOU
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BECAUSE WE CARE
SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,
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BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT.
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I'VE GOT IT!
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WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT
THE VASTLY UNUSUAL
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AND ALTOGETHER OTHER WORLDLY
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THAN MORGANNA MACABRE?
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DARK, DARLING, YOU LOOK AS IF
YOU HAVE ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE.
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ACTUALLY, BOTH.
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OH, MORGANNA,
YOU CAN SEE ME TOO, EH?
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SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING
TROUBLE DOING THAT.
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EXCEPT THOSE WHO
REALLY CARE ABOUT ME.
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SO, YOU GOT ANY HOCUS-POCUS TO
GET MY DAD BACK AMONG THE LIVING?
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WELL, THERE'S REINCARNATION,
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BUT THAT'S A VERY GRAVE MATTER.
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YEAH, AND IT'S D.W.'S GRAVE.
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I THINK THERE MAY BE
SOMETHING IN HERE.
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YES. HERE IT IS.
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BRING DARKWING BACK
THROUGH REINCARNATION.
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WELL, YOU GOT THE
CARNATION PART DOWN.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY YOU
CAN BRING HIM BACK FROM THE DEAD.
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I WISH EVERYBODY WOULD
QUIT CALLING ME DEAD.
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I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SHOW THEM
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THAT I'M STILL A VIABLE
MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
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ON THE NEXT OPAL WINDBAG SHOW,
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SUPERVILLAINS WHO
KILL CRIME FIGHTERS.
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AND THE AGENTS WHO
REPRESENT THEM.
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WHAT?! I'M DEAD AND HE
GETS BOOKED ON TALK SHOWS!
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WHAT AM I SAYING?
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I AM NOT DEAD!
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THAT'S IT!
I'LL STOP THAT ASSULTING BATTERY
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AND PROVE I'M STILL
ALIVE AND KICKING.
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AND WHO DO YOU SEE
PLAYING ME IN THE MOVIE?
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE GHOST OF A
CHANCE YOU DON'T HAVE.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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HYAH!
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I KNOW YOU WANT
TO KEEP IT CHEAP,
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BUT LET'S SHELL OUT
THE BUCKS FOR A STAR.
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I'M TAKING THIS TO THE
YOU-KNOW-WHO BROTHERS!
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THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEWAY
I CAN FIGHT THIS GUY.
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I HAVE TO PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL
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THAT I AM NOT...
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DEAD.
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LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS...
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YOU'RE DEATH, RIGHT?
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I THOUGHT SO.
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AND YOU WANT ME
TO COME WITH YOU?
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WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T
DENY IT ANYMORE.
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PLEASE. AFTER YOU.
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WHAT A SAP!
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?
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HE FALLS FOR THE OLDEST
TRICK IN THE BO... AH, BAA...
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I THINK I LOST HIM FINALLY.
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[ POUNDING ]
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THIS AFTERNOON I
WAS AT THAT STORE,
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NOW DEATH IS AT MY DOOR.
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SORRY, NO DARKWING DUCK HERE.
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YOU WANT THE NEXT HOUSE DOWN.
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[ POUNDING ]
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I'M COMIN'. I'M COMIN'.
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BINKEY, THE GARDENER'S HERE.
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I CAN'T JUST STAND HERE
AND LET DEATH TAKE HERB.
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CAN I?
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I MEAN,
THE WORLD NEEDS DARKWING DUCK.
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BUT HERB MUDDLEFOOT SERVES
NO PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. HERE I AM.
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NO. OVER HERE.
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MORGANNA,
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE PUSHY,
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BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER
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I CAN KEEP GIVING THAT
OLD REPO MAN THE SLIP.
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YOU'VE GOT TO CURE DAD
OF THIS CASE OF DEADNESS
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SO HE CAN STOP MEGAVOLT.
234
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"MEGAVOLT WILL BE
SIGNING HIS NEW BOOK,
235
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DOING AWAY WITH SUPER
HEROS FOR FUN AND PROFIT."
236
00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,832
HMMM, I WONDER IF I'M IN IT?
237
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:04,415
I THINK I HAVE FOUND AN
INCANTATION THAT WILL WORK.
238
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,332
STAND HERE, DARK DEAREST.
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EYE OF NEWT AND LEG OF LAMB,
240
00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:12,165
MOTHER OF PEARL
AND A SIDE OF HAM,
241
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,582
POUR THEM ALL INTO A MIXING BOWL
242
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:19,875
AND REUNITE DARKWING,
BODY AND SOUL.
243
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,500
HEY, WHAT THE...
244
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:31,875
WRONG SOLE.
245
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:35,749
FORGET IT.
YOU DID YOUR BEST, MORGANNA.
246
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,707
I GUESS THIS WAS
JUST MEANT TO BE.
247
00:13:38,708 --> 00:13:42,207
GEE. D.W. SEEMS REAL DEPRESSED.
248
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,457
EVEN FOR A DEAD GUY.
249
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:44,957
YOU BETTER HEAD HOME, GOSALYN.
250
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,708
I'LL GO CHECK ON HIM.
251
00:13:47,875 --> 00:13:52,625
I'M NOT GONNA SIT AROUND AND LET
MEGAVOLT GET AWAY WITH MURDER.
252
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,582
I WISH I'D BEEN AT THE SERVICE.
253
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:59,582
I GUESS YOU WERE LATE FOR
YOUR OWN FUNERAL, EH, D.W.?
254
00:13:59,583 --> 00:14:02,874
NOT TO BE MORBID,
255
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,165
BUT IT WOULD'VE BEEN GRATIFYING
256
00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:06,707
TO SEE THE THRONGS OF MOURNERS.
257
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,707
TO HEAR THE NATIONAL
OUTPOURING OF GRIEF.
258
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,582
TO FEEL... WHAT?!
259
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:12,999
THIS IS IT?!
260
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,290
IS THIS THE END OF DARKWING?
261
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:18,499
NO MOUNDS OF FLOWERS
OVER MY GRAVE?
262
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:23,457
WHERE ARE THE STATUES?
THE MEMORIALS TO MY MEMORY?
263
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,582
WHY? WHY? WHY?
264
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:30,708
WHY DIDN'T I HIRE A GOOD PRESS
AGENT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE?
265
00:14:31,583 --> 00:14:36,457
MR. VOLT, YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE
DEATH OF A WELL-KNOWN CRIME FIGHTER...
266
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,582
HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED?
267
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:41,749
WELL, OF COURSE, OPAL.
I'M RECOGNIZED EVERYWHERE.
268
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,582
I MAKE TONS OF MONEY.
269
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,875
AND I'VE JUST WRITTEN
THIS BEST-SELLING BOOK.
270
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,582
AH, YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH
THIS, D.W.
271
00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:51,832
HOW 'BOUT WE WATCH
SOME CARTOONS?
272
00:14:51,833 --> 00:14:52,874
IF YOU KILLED SOMEBODY,
273
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,332
WHY AREN'T YOU IN JAIL?
274
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:56,874
LET ME TALK. I'M A CITIZEN.
275
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,583
WHAT IS GOSALYN DOING
AT THE TV STUDIO?
276
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:05,124
IF YOU BOUGHT THIS BOOK,
YOU SHOULD DEMAND A REFUND!
277
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:08,249
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!
278
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:11,124
MAYBE I DIDN'T DO
AWAY WITH DARKWING,
279
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:15,457
BUT IN MY NEW SHOW I'LL DO
AWAY WITH HIS LITTLE BRAT.
280
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:18,874
STAY TUNED FOR "MEGAVOLT'S
CRIME OF THE WEEK."
281
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:23,708
I MAY BE DEAD, BUT I STILL HAVE
ENOUGH LIFE TO SAVE GOSALYN.
282
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:25,832
WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
283
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,165
TO "MEGAVOLT LIVE,"
284
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,707
STARRING ME, THE GREATEST,
THE MOST INVINCIBLE VILLAIN
285
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,415
OF ALL TIME.
286
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:34,707
DARKWING DUCK!
287
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,874
WHAT? WHERE? WHERE?
288
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:41,457
JUST A CHEAP STALL ON THE PART
OF MY SPECIAL GUEST VICTIM.
289
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:45,707
DARKWING IS A DEAD
DUCK, REMEMBER?
290
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,582
ALL RIGHT, MEGAVOLT,
291
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:49,874
YOU CAN JUST STOP
RIGHT THERE RIGHT NOW.
292
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,290
OK?
293
00:15:51,291 --> 00:15:55,083
WHAT'S THIS?
YET ANOTHER GUEST VICTIM?
294
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:58,707
TWICE THE VICTIMS MEANS
TWICE THE EXCITEMENT.
295
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,165
MAYBE EVEN TWICE THE RATINGS.
296
00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:03,249
DON'T WORRY. I'LL SAVE YOU.
297
00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:04,624
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS...
298
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:07,582
OH, YEAH. I FORGOT ABOUT YOU.
299
00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:09,249
BUT I DID NOT FORGET
300
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,999
ABOUT YOU.
301
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,999
SORRY, PAL,
BUT YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
302
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,874
I HAVE SOME LIVES TO SAVE HERE.
303
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:18,207
DUU! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
304
00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,499
YOU CAN'T!
305
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,999
OH, I'VE BEEN DOING IT
FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW.
306
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,957
TRUST ME. I KNOW MY JOB.
307
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:26,958
LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
308
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,999
LOOK. I'M SURE WE CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
309
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,499
I HAVE A LIFE INSURANCE
POLICY I COULD CASH IN.
310
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,290
I WON'T BE NEEDING IT, YOU KNOW.
311
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,124
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME SO?
312
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,582
WHY DOES EVERYONE
TRY TO RUN FROM ME
313
00:16:45,583 --> 00:16:47,749
OR TRY TO BRIBE ME?
314
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,999
DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW
THAT MAKES ME FEEL?
315
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,290
COME ON. THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME
KIND OF DEAL WE COULD WORK OUT.
316
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,499
I KNOW! YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY
SMART, DON'T YOU?
317
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,874
I HAVE OVER THE MILLENNIA
318
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,707
ACQUIRED AN EXPERTISE
IN MANY FIELDS.
319
00:17:02,708 --> 00:17:05,374
WELL, I BET I CAN DO
SOMETHING YOU CAN'T DO.
320
00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:08,707
I FIND THAT HIGHLY UNLIKELY.
321
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,374
WHAT SAY WE MAKE A DEAL?
322
00:17:10,375 --> 00:17:14,082
I HAD HOPED WE WERE BEYOND THIS.
323
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,624
IF I CAN DO SOMETHING YOU CAN'T,
324
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:18,457
YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE
HOUR TO GO SAVE GOSALYN.
325
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,624
WELL, SINCE THERE IS NOTHING
YOU CAN DO THAT I CANNOT DO,
326
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,124
IT'S A DEAL.
327
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:25,374
OK, LET'S SEE YOU DO THIS.
328
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:28,875
WHY, I'M SURE IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
329
00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,124
UUOH!
330
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,999
OH, I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
331
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,958
IT'S SO EMBARRASSING.
332
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,165
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I WIN.
333
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,124
SEE YOU AROUND, SUCKER!
334
00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:51,457
YES, YOU WILL.
335
00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:54,957
GUESS YOU JUST CAN'T
KEEP A GOOD DUCK DOWN.
336
00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,832
DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU JUST
AS SOON AS I UNTIE THESE KNOTS.
337
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,499
WHICH I CAN'T...
338
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,874
BUT YOU CAN, LAUNCHPAD.
339
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:04,625
AND NOW, ON WITH THE SHOW.
340
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,582
MOVE YOUR RIGHT
HAND TO THE LEFT.
341
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:09,332
NO, YOUR OTHER LEFT.
342
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,082
JUST A LITTLE MORE.
343
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:12,374
HERE IT COMES...
344
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:16,416
THE MOMENT YOU'VE
ALL BE WAITING FOR.
345
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,207
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
346
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,332
YOU'VE GOT TO ACT LIKE A
HERO, LAUNCHPAD.
347
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,833
TELL HIM...
348
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,832
IT'S ALL OVER, DIM BULB!
349
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:30,583
WHAT'RE YOU DOING?
THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT.
350
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,166
GRAB THE CORD!
351
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,749
HEY! WE'RE ON LIVE TV HERE.
352
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,874
SAY, I AM CUTTING THE
POWER ON YOUR EVIL SCHEME.
353
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:45,165
I AM CUTTING THE POWER
ON YOUR EVIL SCHEME.
354
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,957
YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
355
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,749
NO AD LIBBING!
356
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,499
TELL HIM TO COME PEACEFULLY,
AND RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
357
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,458
COME PEACEFULLY AND
RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND.
358
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:58,957
JUST DO IT.
359
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:01,707
YOU MAY HAVE MY REMOTE CONTROL,
360
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,749
BUT I HAVE HER.
361
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,582
NOW WHAT, D.W.?
362
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:10,707
TELL HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN
THIS WORLD AS PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
363
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,582
AH, THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS
WORLD AS PRECIOUS AS LIFE.
364
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,375
YEAH? COME AGAIN.
365
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:21,457
IF YOU ONLY WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF
366
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,290
YOU'RE JUST GONNA END
UP LONELY AND UNHAPPY.
367
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,832
I AM?
368
00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:28,165
YOU HAVE TO TREAT OTHERS
369
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,999
WITH THE RESPECT AND
KINDNESS THEY DESERVE.
370
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:35,000
PERFECT. NOW MUTILATE HIM.
371
00:19:36,166 --> 00:19:38,874
HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO
RESPECT AND KINDNESS?
372
00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,290
HURRY, LAUNCHPAD.
WE HAVE TO GET TO MORGANNA'S
373
00:19:41,291 --> 00:19:42,833
BEFORE MY HOUR'S UP.
374
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,999
I'VE CHECKED ALL MY BOOKS,
375
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,999
BUT I'M AFRAID...
WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS...
376
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,165
THE COMMON COLD GOES
AWAY IN 3 TO 5 DAYS,
377
00:19:52,166 --> 00:19:55,749
DEATH IS A LITTLE
MORE PERMANENT.
378
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:58,832
I'M VERY SORRY, DARK DEAREST.
379
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:04,124
MR. MALLARD, I TRUST THERE
WON'T BE ANY MORE STALLING.
380
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:06,624
JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE
MINUTE TO SAY GOODBYE.
381
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,374
VERY WELL. ONE MORE MINUTE.
382
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,874
I DO HOPE I'M NOT GOING SOFT.
383
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:15,374
GOODBYE, MORGANNA.
384
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:19,375
I'M SORRY WE NEVER HAD A
CHANCE TO GET TOGETHER.
385
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,832
SO LONG, PAL.
386
00:20:21,833 --> 00:20:24,749
YOU WERE THE BEST SIDEKICK
I EVER WORKED WITH.
387
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,999
OF COURSE,
YOU WERE THE ONLY SIDEKICK...
388
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,457
TAKE GOOD CARE OF GOSALYN.
389
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,249
BYE BYE, GOSALYN, HONEY.
390
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:33,582
I LOVE YOU.
391
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,999
REMEMBER, WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS,
392
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,957
EAT YOUR VEGETABLES,
STAY OUT OF PRISON, AND...
393
00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:42,707
DARKWING,
WE REALLY MUST BE GOING.
394
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:45,457
WELL, SO LONG, EVERYBODY.
395
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,874
DON'T EXPECT ANY POSTCARDS.
396
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:50,165
ALL RIGHT, I'M READY.
397
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,207
LET'S GO.
398
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:58,291
LOOK AT HIM.
LOOK HOW BRAVE HE IS.
399
00:21:01,208 --> 00:21:03,374
OH, COME ON! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
400
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:06,457
I'LL NEVER DRIVE
WITHOUT A HELMET AGAIN.
401
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:08,415
I'LL NEVER DRIVE WITHOUT A HELMET AGAIN.
I PROMISE.
402
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,082
I PROMISE.
403
00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,415
I'LL EVEN WEAR A HELMET TO BED.
404
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,874
EASY ON THE FABRIC, D.W.
405
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:15,165
LAUNCHPAD?
406
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,249
THAT WAS SOME BUMP YOU
GOT ON YOUR HEAD THERE.
407
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:19,582
IT'S A MIRACLE YOU
WEREN'T KILLED.
408
00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,749
OH, BUT GOSALYN, I WAS KILLED
409
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,874
AND YOU WERE THERE AND...
410
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:25,332
AND I'M NOT DEAD.
411
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,833
I'M ALIVE! I'M REALLY ALIVE!
412
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:31,999
YES! I AM ALIVE.
413
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,624
THERE'S MY COUCH.
THERE'S MY CHAIR.
414
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,582
THERE'S MY RUG I ALWAYS TRIP OVER.
I LOVE THAT RUG.
415
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:40,874
WAIT A MINUTE.
I WENT THROUGH ALL THAT MENTAL ANGUISH
416
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,624
OVER A DREAM?!
417
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:43,707
WHAT A CHEAT!
418
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,999
BUT THE POINT IS
I'M ALIVE AND WELL
419
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,707
AND DEFINITELY NOT DEAD.
420
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:51,166
THIS IS SO WONDERFUL.
I WANT TO CELEBRATE!
421
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,957
I'LL HAVE A PARTY.
I'LL INVITE EVERYONE.
422
00:21:54,958 --> 00:21:57,750
THERE'LL BE BALLOONS
AND STREAMERS.
423
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,833
AND A CAKE AND...
424
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:07,583
WOULD YOU HAVE THE CORRECT TIME?