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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
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HA HA HA HAH!
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TURN RIGHT, D.W.! WE'RE GAINING!
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AMAZING FOIL OF QUACKERJACK.
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I NEVER SAW A BOMB
DEFUSED THAT WAY.
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FORTUNATELY, MY BODY ABSORBED
THE EXPLOSION'S FORCE.
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WHERE'S THE TRACKING
DEVICE ON QUACKERJACK?
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THAT PESKY DUCK
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WILL NEVER FIND MY SECRET
HIDEOUT, MR. BANANA BRAIN.
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NOT UNLESS SOMEONE
SPILLS THE BEANS.
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WHICH WAY, LAUNCHPAD?
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TURN RIGHT.
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AAH! AAH!
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HELP!
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[QUACKERJACK] YOU FOILED MY
BLOWING UP THE YO-YO FACTORY,
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BUT I'M NOT DONE!
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THE JIG IS UP,
JUG-HEADED JACK-IN-THE-BOX!
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IT'S MY FAULT NO ONE
WILL BUY MY TOYS?
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ALL ANYONE WANTS ARE YO-YOs!
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IF I CAN'T DESTROY ALL YO-YOs,
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I'LL DESTROY JUST ONE...
THE FIRST YO-YO!
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HA HA HAH!
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HEY, WHERE'D HE GO?
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THAT'S FUNNY. ACCORDING TO THIS,
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HE'S STILL THERE.
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WHY ARE WE BORROWING
THE SHUSH TIME MACHINE?
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BECAUSE, LAUNCHPAD,
THAT WAS NO ORDINARY TOP.
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QUACKERJACK IS STILL IN ST.
CANARD...
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ONLY 700 YEARS IN THE PAST.
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WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME!
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OH, BOY! IN TIME FOR WHAT?
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IN TIME TO STOP QUACKERJACK
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FROM DESTROYING THE FIRST YO-YO
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AND ALTERING THE
HISTORY OF TOYS!
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SET TIME COORDINATES FOR 1291.
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DON'T MESS UP!
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WHAT HAPPENED IN 1291?
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[DARKWING] ACCORDING
TO THIS ALMANAC,
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THE YO-YO WAS INVENTED
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BY THE KING OF
MEDIEVAL CANARDIA.
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1291, LAUNCHPAD.
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NO FREEWAY CONGESTION,
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NO SKYSCRAPERS
BLOCKING OUT THE SUN...
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AND NO DARKWING TOWER!
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AAH!
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[SPLASH]
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[COUGHING]
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[BINKETH] GADZOOKS!
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WHAT MANNER OF
STRANGE FISH BE THESE?
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BINKIE?
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NAY. BINKETH BE MY NAME.
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SHE MUST BE BINKIE'S ANCESTOR.
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WHAT STRANGE CLOTHS YOU WEAR.
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FROM WHENCE DO YOU HAIL?
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WHAT IF I SAID I'M FROM
700 YEARS IN THE FUTURE?
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THEN YOU ARE A WARLOCK
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AND MUST BE BURNED.
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WE'RE FROM SWEDEN.
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OOH! WELCOME TO
CANARDIA, STRANGERS.
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ALLOWETH ME TO ASSIST YOU
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IN YOUR TRAVELS HERETH.
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[GUARD] MAKE WAY FOR THE KING!
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JUST THE MAN I WANTED TO SEE.
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NONE MAY SEE HIM.
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HIS NEW MINISTER FORBIDS IT.
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HE'LL SEE ME. I'M DARKWING DUCK.
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IDEMAND TO SEE THE KING!
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[HERBETH] HALTETH!
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HERB MUDDLEFOOT?
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'TIS KING HERBETH TO YOU.
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QUACKERJACK!
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THAT'S SIR QUACKERJACK.
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SIRE, THIS MAN IS A FRAUD
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AND A KNOWN FELON!
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HOLD THY TONGUE!
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SIR QUACKERJACK IS MY
TRUSTED NEW ADVISOR!
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THE SIRE AND I ARE GREAT PALS.
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HA HA HA!
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THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!
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NO LIE.
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YOU...
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YOU JACKANAPE!
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GUARDS!
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GUARDS!
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THAT PUNY CRACKERBOX IS NO MATCH
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FOR MY SOPHISTICATED KNOWLEDGE
OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
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IF THOU ALLOWETH
ME TO HELPETH...
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STEP ASIDE,
LITTLE FAIR MAIDEN LADY.
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I'LL HANDLE THIS.
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UHH!
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I AM THE MIGHTY DARKWING DUCK.
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I PITY THE POOR FOOL
WHO BLOCKS MY WAY!
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WHOA! BOY...
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WHERE BRUTE FORCE FAILS,
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TRY AGILITY.
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IF THOU WOULDST BUT LISTEN...
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I'VE CALCULATED THE
WALL'S PRECISE HEIGHT
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AND THE EXACT ARC
OF THE TRAJECTORY...
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[CRASH]
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GIVE OR TAKE A FEW FEET.
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WHERE BRUTE FORCE
AND AGILITY FAIL,
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TRY INGENUITY.
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A PRESENT FOR THE KING!
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BRILLIANT.
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ALL I HAVE TO DO
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IS WAIT FOR LAUNCHPAD
TO OPEN THE DOOR!
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WHAT DOOR, D.W.?
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OOOOH!
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[BINKETH] YOO HOO! UP HERE!
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HOW'D YOU GET THERE?
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I TRIED TO TELLETH YOU.
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THE BACK DOOR'S NEVER LOCKETHED.
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OUT OF HARMS WAY.
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GRAVE DANGER MAY AWAIT US.
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DARKWING DUCK CREEPS
TOWARD HIS DESTINATION
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WITH THE CUNNING
OF THE ALLEY CAT.
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HALT!
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DO YOU HAVE A PHONE?
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MY CAR BROKE DOWN. IT'S...
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CRAZY.
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AAH AH AAH!
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OW!
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OH! SPIES, SIRE!
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SPIES AND INFIDELS!
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ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.
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I AM DARKWING DUCKETH,
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MAGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE,
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HERE TO OFFER HUMBLE SERVICES
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TO THE KING.
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SO, YOU ARE A
SORCERER WHO CONSORTS
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WITH THE POWERS OF DARKNESS!
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GREAT.
I COULD USE A GOOD SORCERER.
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YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. A SORCERER.
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I'M A SORCERER.
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I'M AN INVENTOR MYSELF.
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WANT TO SEE MY NEW INVENTION?
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I WOULD BE HONORED.
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HOT DOG!
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YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT YO-YO.
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HOW DID YOU FIND ME?
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I PLANTED A HOMING
DEVICE IN YOUR PAL.
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TRAITOR! BACK STABBER!
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HOW COULD YOU?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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GLAD TO SEE YOU TWO
ARE GETTING ALONG.
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YOU'LL LOVE MY NEW INVENTION.
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I CALL IT THE YO-YO.
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YEOW!
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OO-OW!
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WHAT DO YOU THINKETH?
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NEEDS WORK, BUT I LIKE IT.
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WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH
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COMPARED TO YOUR FEATS.
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WHY DON'T YOU PUT
ON A LITTLE SHOW,
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MIGHTY SORCERER?
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THAT'D BE GREAT!
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MY MAGIC WAND'S
IN MY OTHER SUIT.
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I HAVE A SPARE.
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THEN WE'RE ALL SET.
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THE SHOW COMMENCES
TONIGHT AT 7:00.
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I'LL WOW THE KING
WITH CHEAP TRICKS.
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QUACKERJACK WILL BE ON
THE STREET IN NO TIME.
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THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
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IT'S SHOW TIME!
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE
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HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON
STAGE, SCREEN...
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ON WITH THE SHOW!
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OR TELEVISION.
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LOOK, SIRE,
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HE'S GOT SOMEONE HIDDEN
BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
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UH, UH...
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LET'S GIVE A WARM WELCOME
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TO MY LOVELY ASSISTANT BINKETH.
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YEAH. AND... OH, GOOD.
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THANK YOU.
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GREAT.
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SUCH LOVELINESS I
HAVE NEVER SEEN.
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OOH OOH!
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METHINKS I AM SMITTEN
BY HIS HANDSOMENESS.
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[HERBETH] BRAVO! BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
ON WITH THE SHOW AND STUFF.
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FOR MY FIRST TRICK,
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I WILL PULL A RABBIT
OUT OF MY HAT.
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HEH HEH.
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IT'S... ELUSIVE LITTLE CRITTER.
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HERE, BUNNY!
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HERE, BUNNY!
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COME HERE!
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HA HA! THE SORCERER IS A FRAUD.
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WHAT'S A NICE PEASANT LIKE YOU
DOING IN A PALACE LIKE THIS?
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OOH OOH HEE HEE!
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HEE HEE HEE!
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O.K., MOVING RIGHT ALONG.
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FOR MY NEXT TRICK,
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I WILL SEPARATE
THESE METAL RINGS.
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LOUSY PIECE OF JUNK.
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OH, LOOK, SIRE.
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HE'S A FAKE! A FAKE!
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SO, WANT TO BE MY DATE
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FOR THE ROYAL BARBECUE TOMORROW?
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HMM?
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IF IT PLEASETH YOU, SIRE.
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OOH HEE HEE HEE!
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OOH!
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[TING-A-LING]
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NOW A FEAT NEVER
BEFORE ATTEMPTED.
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THIS LOVELY MAIDEN
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WILL VANISH BEFORE YOUR EYES.
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[LAUNCHPAD] HERE... HERE, BUNNY.
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COME HERE, BUNNY RABBIT.
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HERE... HERE YOU GO.
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ABRACADABRA!
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BRAVO!
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BRAVO!
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HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE
UNTIL THE END.
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NOW, BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES,
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SHE WILL REAPPEAR!
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HEY! WHERE'D SHE GO?
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BRING HER BACK!
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HEH HEH...
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NOT TO WORRY.
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IT'S ALL JUST PART OF THE MAGIE.
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WOE IS ME.
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SHE HATH VANISHED!
254
00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,374
HE HAS DESTROYED THE
BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN!
255
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,124
HE IS A WARLOCK!
256
00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:26,165
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. GO AHEAD.
257
00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,125
GUARDS!
258
00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:29,958
TAKE HIM TO THE DUNGEON!
259
00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:38,500
HEY, D.W., I THINK WE'RE A HIT!
260
00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,457
WHOA. ROUGH CROWD, HUH, D.W.?
261
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,583
LAUNCHPAD, LET IT GO.
262
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,582
GREETINGS, KIDS OF ALL AGES.
263
00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,457
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD?
264
00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:58,207
PLAY WITH YOUR OWN TOYS?
265
00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,707
THE KING'S NEW EXPLODING YO-YO.
266
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,874
WHILE HE WORKS ON IMPROVING IT,
267
00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,374
I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF
YOUR INTERROGATION...
268
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:10,582
WITH HELP FROM MY
NEW PLAYMATES...
269
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,874
SIR CUMFERENCE
AND SIR VEILLANCE!
270
00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:17,499
THE FINEST MINDS IN THE REALM.
271
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,999
[RIBBIT]
272
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,583
[RIBBIT]
273
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:24,165
THE FROG FAILETH TO TURN BLUE.
274
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,290
PROOF HE'S A WARLOCK.
275
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,457
THE OTHER ONE, FOOLS.
276
00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:31,333
CONFESS YOU ARE A WARLOCK!
277
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,624
NEVER!
278
00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:38,957
GOOD! I WOULDN'T WANT
THE FUN TO END TOO SOON.
279
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,083
UH-OH.
280
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,707
HANG IN THERE.
281
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,374
HE'S GETTING BORED.
282
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,499
CONFESS!
283
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,082
NEVER!
284
00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,082
THEN FACE... HEH HEH...
285
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,500
THE THUMBSCREW!
286
00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,333
[CRASH]
287
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,207
I GUESS THAT CORRESPONDENCE
COURSE IN THUMB WRESTLING
288
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,708
FINALLY PAID OFF.
289
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,582
O.K., FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER.
290
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,165
IT'S TIME TO FACE...
291
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,124
MR. TRIVIA BUFF!
292
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,957
YOU MANIAC!
293
00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:22,374
NYAHH HA HA HA HA!
294
00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:26,165
THE LONGEST RECORDED
FLIGHT BY A CHICKEN
295
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,457
IS 302 FEET, 8 INCHES.
296
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,499
AAH!
297
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,999
NO!
298
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,999
CONFESS!
299
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,124
NEVER!
300
00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,874
THE KOALA BEAR ISN'T A BEAR,
301
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,582
BUT A MARSUPIAL.
302
00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,582
[MR.TRIVIA BUFF] THE
FIRST WRITTEN LANGUAGE
303
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,707
WAS A PICTOGRAPH SYSTEM...
304
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,707
[LAUNCHPAD] I CONFESS!
I CONFESS!
305
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,707
DARKWING DUCK'S A WARLOCK!
306
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,749
GOOD ENOUGH.
307
00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,457
THANKS A LOT.
308
00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,707
SORRY.
I COULDN'T WATCH YOU SUFFER.
309
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,415
WHAT HARM COULD IT DO?
310
00:13:56,416 --> 00:14:00,165
IN THE JUDGMENT OF THIS
COURT, DARKWING DUCK,
311
00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,624
CONFESSED WARLOCK,
312
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,291
WILL BE BEHEADED AT DAWN.
313
00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,708
HEH HEH... OH.
314
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,999
EASY ON THE SUIT, PAL.
315
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,624
I DON'T WANT HIM BEHEADED.
316
00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,624
I JUST WANT LOVELY BINKETH BACK.
317
00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:35,457
WE'LL HAVE HER BACK WHEN
WE DESTROY HIS BLACK MAGIC.
318
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,625
[GULP]
319
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,832
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE.
320
00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,249
AND WHERE WOULD THAT BE?
321
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,749
LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE,
322
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,707
YOU'LL WATCH THE
SUN'S TOTAL ECLIPSE.
323
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,582
GREAT.
LIKE A RARE ASTRONOMICAL EVENT
324
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,249
IS GOING TO DO ME ANY...
325
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,374
HEY...
326
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,374
THOU HAST ANGERED
THE GREAT DARKWING!
327
00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,457
IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME,
I'LL BLOCK OUT THE SUN...
328
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,458
FOREVER!
329
00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,457
[GASP] MY FICUS WILL DIETH!
330
00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,749
ALLAKA...
331
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,582
ZAM!
332
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,290
AH! HE'S A FAKE!
333
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,707
HEH HEH HEH...
334
00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,875
UH, HOCUS POCUS!
335
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,207
THE ECLIPSE IS TOMORROW!
336
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,999
OOPS. MAYBE YOU CAN STALL THEM.
337
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,999
HURRY.
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAYETH!
338
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,999
KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
339
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,999
I'M NOT DONE YET.
340
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,499
UM, O.K...
341
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,124
OPEN SESAME!
342
00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:38,249
ANAHEIM, AZUSA, AND CUCAMONGA!
343
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,332
OKEEFENOKEE!
344
00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:43,415
TIPPECANOE AND TYLER, TOO...
345
00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,874
I LIKE IKE...
346
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,083
6440 OR FIGHT.
347
00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,749
AND UH... UH, BLI...
348
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,207
BLIND! NOW I'M GOING BLIND!
349
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,832
NO, D.W. IT'S THE ECLIPSE!
350
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:56,833
[GASPS]
351
00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,624
TAKE IT OFF!
352
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,165
RELEASE HIM!
353
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,874
WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
354
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,250
RELEASE HIM AT ONCE!
355
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,500
PHEW!
356
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,374
[CHEERING]
357
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,874
HE WHO CAN BRING BACK THE SUN
358
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,332
SURELY CAN BRING BACK BINKETH.
359
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,457
I'LL DO ANYTHING
TO GET HER BACK.
360
00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:27,208
O.K. YOU'RE ON.
361
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,374
SIRE,
MAID BINKETH HAS BEEN FOUNDETH!
362
00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,999
IT'S A MIRACLE!
363
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,832
WELL, THAT WAS EASY.
364
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:40,124
SHE'S TIED UP IN FRONT
OF THE DRAGON'S CAVE.
365
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,125
YOU DID SAY "ANYTHING."
366
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:52,125
[ROARING]
367
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,290
PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
368
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,957
[ROARING]
369
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,625
OR MAYBE NOT.
370
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,000
COWARDS!
371
00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,207
EAT STAINLESS STEEL, BEAST.
372
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:19,833
[ROARING]
373
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,416
HEH HEH...
374
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,499
WAIT! WAIT!
I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL.
375
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,707
THIS BETTER BE GOOD.
376
00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:32,832
O.K.
377
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,749
I SLAY YOU, RESCUE THE MAIDEN,
378
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,124
AND THEN I LEAVE.
379
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,624
BAD DEAL.
380
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,582
WAIT. WAIT. EVEN BETTER.
381
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,499
PRETEND I SLAY YOU,
382
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,874
I LEAVE WITH THE MAIDEN,
383
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,415
AND NOBODY BOTHERS YOU AGAIN.
384
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,457
O.K. IT'S A DEAL.
385
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,999
TEH... WELL...
386
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,707
THAT'S G-GREAT.
387
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,832
O.K., LET'S MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD.
388
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:57,833
AHEM...
389
00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,332
PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM,
390
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,874
FOUL LIZARD OF THE NETHERWORLD!
391
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,458
[ROARING]
392
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,457
[GASP] SHALL WE TRY THAT AGAIN?
393
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,999
HEH, SORRY. I WASN'T THINKING.
394
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,290
AHEM...
395
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,958
PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM!
396
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,874
OOWWWEEEAAH!
397
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,207
OOH! OOH!
398
00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,207
I AM SLAIN!
399
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,290
SLAIN!
400
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,999
CUT DOWN IN THE PRIME OF LIFE!
401
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,999
OH, WOE IS ME!
402
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,707
I AM WOE!
403
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,582
WOE IS WOE!
404
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,708
OVERDOING IT JUST A
SKOSH, AREN'T WE?
405
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,582
BEHOLD! I HAVE SLAIN THE...
406
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,499
I AM TRAVELING THROUGH A TUNNEL!
407
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,707
YES! A TUNNEL.
408
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:56,165
THERE'S A LIGHT AT
THE END OF THE TUNNEL!
409
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,457
AND BEYOND THAT...
410
00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,000
KNOCK IT OFF!
411
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,207
[CRYING]
412
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,999
I FEAR THE WORST HATH HAPPENED.
413
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,624
[CHOMPING]
414
00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,749
AH, THEY'LL BE FINE.
415
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,290
YOU GOT TO TRY THIS FOOD.
416
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,999
MY APPETITE'S GONE.
417
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,832
I'VE EVEN LOST
INTEREST IN MY YO-YO.
418
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:18,875
[THUNK]
419
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,165
KEEP WORKING ON IT.
420
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,832
WHAT IF BINKETH SHOULDST PERISH?
421
00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:29,458
THEN I SHOULDST PERISH
WITH THOUGHTS OF THEE.
422
00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,874
BINKETH, WILL YOU MARRY ME?
423
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,749
AHH! OF COURSETH, MY LORD.
424
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,207
NO WAY DARKWING COULD'VE
SLAIN THAT DRAGON.
425
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,707
DARKWING DUCKETH!
426
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,375
DRAGON SLAYER!
427
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,499
YOUR HIGHNESS...
428
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,500
OUCH.
429
00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,832
MIGHTY WARLOCK,
430
00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,207
THOU DIDST TRULY
SLAY THE DRAGON?
431
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:58,124
[DRAGON] PROMISE ME,
MARTHA, PROMISE ME.
432
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,875
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,
433
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,624
DON'T SELL THE FARM.
434
00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,582
[DRAGON] DON'T SELL THE FARM!
435
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,999
PERHAPS "SLAY" IS
TOO STRONG A WORD.
436
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,457
TWAS QUACKERJACK
DIDST KIDNAPPETH ME
437
00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,707
DURING THE MAGIC ACT.
438
00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,082
RATFINK.
439
00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,999
GUARDS, SEIZE HIM!
440
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,999
UH-OH, GOT TO GO!
441
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,165
LEFT A ROAST IN THE OVEN.
442
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,458
EAT NUTTY PUTTY!
443
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,750
MEN, A SWORD!
444
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:30,707
MEN...
445
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,625
A TOURNIQUET.
446
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:39,582
THAT EMPTY SHELL OF METAL
WILL DO YOU NO GOOD.
447
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:43,583
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I SEE IT'S HANDY.
448
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,582
HA HA HA HA!
449
00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,583
OH, LOOK.
IT IS THE GRAF ZEPPLIN!
450
00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:58,875
HAH! EAT REVERSE POLARITY
FROM MY MAGNET GUN!
451
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,250
[CRASH]
452
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,291
BOMBS AWAY!
453
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,958
BATTER UP!
454
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,458
WHOA.
455
00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,708
I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS.
456
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:21,582
ONE MORE STEP AND
THE KING'S DEAD MEAT!
457
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,457
EASY NOW, EASY.
458
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,707
JUST PUT THE TURKEY DOWN.
459
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,458
O.K., HERE!
460
00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,874
OH HO HO...
461
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,875
WOOO...
462
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,457
WHOA OH OH!
463
00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,000
NOW I'LL REEL THIS JOKER IN.
464
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,332
OOOF! OUCH!
465
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,165
YEOW! YAH!
466
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,207
OOH!
467
00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,374
OH!
468
00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,457
NOW THAT'S A YO-YO.
469
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,333
NOW I GET IT!
470
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,082
[WHEEZING]
471
00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,457
[DRAGON] SOMEDAY,
WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN...
472
00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,707
[WHEEZE]
473
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:02,124
AND THE BREAKS ARE GOING
AGAINST THE BOYS...
474
00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,499
COACH, TELL 'EM...
475
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,582
[WHEEZE]
476
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:05,999
TO WIN ONE...
477
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,582
[WHEEZE]
478
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:08,999
FOR THE GIPPER...
479
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000
UH.
480
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,125
[CRASH]