1 00:00:01,625 --> 00:00:03,957 ♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪ 2 00:00:03,958 --> 00:00:06,874 ♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪ 3 00:00:06,875 --> 00:00:08,874 ♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪ 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,332 ♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪ 5 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:13,624 ♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪ 6 00:00:13,625 --> 00:00:15,165 ♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪ 7 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,290 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,291 --> 00:00:18,124 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 9 00:00:18,125 --> 00:00:20,707 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,708 --> 00:00:22,582 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 11 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:25,332 LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 12 00:00:25,333 --> 00:00:27,457 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 13 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:29,832 DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK! 14 00:00:29,833 --> 00:00:31,832 ♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪ 15 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:34,124 ♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪ 16 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:36,707 ♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪ 17 00:00:36,708 --> 00:00:38,832 ♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪ 18 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:41,082 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪ 19 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,582 ♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪ 20 00:00:42,583 --> 00:00:43,624 ♪ HERE COMES ♪ 21 00:00:43,625 --> 00:00:45,290 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 22 00:00:45,291 --> 00:00:46,582 LOOK OUT! 23 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,457 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,458 --> 00:00:49,707 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 25 00:00:49,708 --> 00:00:52,999 LET'S GET DANGEROUS! 26 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,874 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 27 00:00:54,875 --> 00:00:57,582 ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪ 28 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:59,500 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪ 29 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,874 YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! 30 00:01:09,875 --> 00:01:11,999 HA HA HA HAH! 31 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,874 TURN RIGHT, D.W.! WE'RE GAINING! 32 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:16,832 AMAZING FOIL OF QUACKERJACK. 33 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:20,707 I NEVER SAW A BOMB DEFUSED THAT WAY. 34 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:24,249 FORTUNATELY, MY BODY ABSORBED THE EXPLOSION'S FORCE. 35 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,707 WHERE'S THE TRACKING DEVICE ON QUACKERJACK? 36 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,290 THAT PESKY DUCK 37 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:33,499 WILL NEVER FIND MY SECRET HIDEOUT, MR. BANANA BRAIN. 38 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:36,875 NOT UNLESS SOMEONE SPILLS THE BEANS. 39 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:40,999 WHICH WAY, LAUNCHPAD? 40 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,875 TURN RIGHT. 41 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,082 AAH! AAH! 42 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:46,166 HELP! 43 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:56,624 [QUACKERJACK] YOU FOILED MY BLOWING UP THE YO-YO FACTORY, 44 00:01:56,625 --> 00:01:58,582 BUT I'M NOT DONE! 45 00:01:58,583 --> 00:02:02,290 THE JIG IS UP, JUG-HEADED JACK-IN-THE-BOX! 46 00:02:02,291 --> 00:02:06,582 IT'S MY FAULT NO ONE WILL BUY MY TOYS? 47 00:02:06,583 --> 00:02:08,874 ALL ANYONE WANTS ARE YO-YOs! 48 00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:11,999 IF I CAN'T DESTROY ALL YO-YOs, 49 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,415 I'LL DESTROY JUST ONE... THE FIRST YO-YO! 50 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:16,999 HA HA HAH! 51 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:18,999 HEY, WHERE'D HE GO? 52 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,207 THAT'S FUNNY. ACCORDING TO THIS, 53 00:02:21,208 --> 00:02:23,250 HE'S STILL THERE. 54 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:28,457 WHY ARE WE BORROWING THE SHUSH TIME MACHINE? 55 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:32,332 BECAUSE, LAUNCHPAD, THAT WAS NO ORDINARY TOP. 56 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:35,124 QUACKERJACK IS STILL IN ST. CANARD... 57 00:02:35,125 --> 00:02:38,124 ONLY 700 YEARS IN THE PAST. 58 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,707 WE'RE GOING BACK IN TIME! 59 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,707 OH, BOY! IN TIME FOR WHAT? 60 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:45,957 IN TIME TO STOP QUACKERJACK 61 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,165 FROM DESTROYING THE FIRST YO-YO 62 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:50,874 AND ALTERING THE HISTORY OF TOYS! 63 00:02:50,875 --> 00:02:53,415 SET TIME COORDINATES FOR 1291. 64 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:54,999 DON'T MESS UP! 65 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,082 WHAT HAPPENED IN 1291? 66 00:02:57,083 --> 00:02:58,582 [DARKWING] ACCORDING TO THIS ALMANAC, 67 00:02:58,583 --> 00:03:00,457 THE YO-YO WAS INVENTED 68 00:03:00,458 --> 00:03:03,457 BY THE KING OF MEDIEVAL CANARDIA. 69 00:03:03,458 --> 00:03:04,999 1291, LAUNCHPAD. 70 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,165 NO FREEWAY CONGESTION, 71 00:03:07,166 --> 00:03:10,165 NO SKYSCRAPERS BLOCKING OUT THE SUN... 72 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:11,874 AND NO DARKWING TOWER! 73 00:03:11,875 --> 00:03:12,875 AAH! 74 00:03:12,876 --> 00:03:14,000 [SPLASH] 75 00:03:20,958 --> 00:03:22,374 [COUGHING] 76 00:03:22,375 --> 00:03:23,582 [BINKETH] GADZOOKS! 77 00:03:23,583 --> 00:03:27,749 WHAT MANNER OF STRANGE FISH BE THESE? 78 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:28,708 BINKIE? 79 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,415 NAY. BINKETH BE MY NAME. 80 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:34,332 SHE MUST BE BINKIE'S ANCESTOR. 81 00:03:34,333 --> 00:03:36,874 WHAT STRANGE CLOTHS YOU WEAR. 82 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:39,374 FROM WHENCE DO YOU HAIL? 83 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:44,707 WHAT IF I SAID I'M FROM 700 YEARS IN THE FUTURE? 84 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:47,207 THEN YOU ARE A WARLOCK 85 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,165 AND MUST BE BURNED. 86 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:50,582 WE'RE FROM SWEDEN. 87 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:53,165 OOH! WELCOME TO CANARDIA, STRANGERS. 88 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,624 ALLOWETH ME TO ASSIST YOU 89 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:58,290 IN YOUR TRAVELS HERETH. 90 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:00,832 [GUARD] MAKE WAY FOR THE KING! 91 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,707 JUST THE MAN I WANTED TO SEE. 92 00:04:03,708 --> 00:04:05,707 NONE MAY SEE HIM. 93 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:07,999 HIS NEW MINISTER FORBIDS IT. 94 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,124 HE'LL SEE ME. I'M DARKWING DUCK. 95 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,707 IDEMAND TO SEE THE KING! 96 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,708 [HERBETH] HALTETH! 97 00:04:16,416 --> 00:04:18,332 HERB MUDDLEFOOT? 98 00:04:18,333 --> 00:04:21,082 'TIS KING HERBETH TO YOU. 99 00:04:21,083 --> 00:04:22,457 QUACKERJACK! 100 00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:25,165 THAT'S SIR QUACKERJACK. 101 00:04:25,166 --> 00:04:27,874 SIRE, THIS MAN IS A FRAUD 102 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,707 AND A KNOWN FELON! 103 00:04:29,708 --> 00:04:31,332 HOLD THY TONGUE! 104 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:35,457 SIR QUACKERJACK IS MY TRUSTED NEW ADVISOR! 105 00:04:35,458 --> 00:04:39,583 THE SIRE AND I ARE GREAT PALS. 106 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,582 HA HA HA! 107 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,999 THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP! 108 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,874 NO LIE. 109 00:04:47,875 --> 00:04:48,999 YOU... 110 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,457 YOU JACKANAPE! 111 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,458 GUARDS! 112 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,708 GUARDS! 113 00:04:56,166 --> 00:04:58,999 THAT PUNY CRACKERBOX IS NO MATCH 114 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,290 FOR MY SOPHISTICATED KNOWLEDGE OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY. 115 00:05:02,291 --> 00:05:04,832 IF THOU ALLOWETH ME TO HELPETH... 116 00:05:04,833 --> 00:05:07,749 STEP ASIDE, LITTLE FAIR MAIDEN LADY. 117 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,582 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 118 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:10,624 UHH! 119 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:13,582 I AM THE MIGHTY DARKWING DUCK. 120 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:18,499 I PITY THE POOR FOOL WHO BLOCKS MY WAY! 121 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,291 WHOA! BOY... 122 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:23,332 WHERE BRUTE FORCE FAILS, 123 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:25,207 TRY AGILITY. 124 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:27,457 IF THOU WOULDST BUT LISTEN... 125 00:05:27,458 --> 00:05:30,374 I'VE CALCULATED THE WALL'S PRECISE HEIGHT 126 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:33,582 AND THE EXACT ARC OF THE TRAJECTORY... 127 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,624 [CRASH] 128 00:05:34,625 --> 00:05:38,250 GIVE OR TAKE A FEW FEET. 129 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:42,374 WHERE BRUTE FORCE AND AGILITY FAIL, 130 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,457 TRY INGENUITY. 131 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:47,416 A PRESENT FOR THE KING! 132 00:05:51,833 --> 00:05:52,833 BRILLIANT. 133 00:05:52,834 --> 00:05:54,874 ALL I HAVE TO DO 134 00:05:54,875 --> 00:05:58,582 IS WAIT FOR LAUNCHPAD TO OPEN THE DOOR! 135 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,082 WHAT DOOR, D.W.? 136 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,124 OOOOH! 137 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:04,707 [BINKETH] YOO HOO! UP HERE! 138 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,832 HOW'D YOU GET THERE? 139 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,624 I TRIED TO TELLETH YOU. 140 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,708 THE BACK DOOR'S NEVER LOCKETHED. 141 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:16,124 OUT OF HARMS WAY. 142 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,457 GRAVE DANGER MAY AWAIT US. 143 00:06:18,458 --> 00:06:21,582 DARKWING DUCK CREEPS TOWARD HIS DESTINATION 144 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:24,999 WITH THE CUNNING OF THE ALLEY CAT. 145 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,000 HALT! 146 00:06:26,001 --> 00:06:28,332 DO YOU HAVE A PHONE? 147 00:06:28,333 --> 00:06:30,582 MY CAR BROKE DOWN. IT'S... 148 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:31,708 CRAZY. 149 00:06:33,750 --> 00:06:35,290 AAH AH AAH! 150 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,499 OW! 151 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,332 OH! SPIES, SIRE! 152 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:40,499 SPIES AND INFIDELS! 153 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,582 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 154 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:45,582 I AM DARKWING DUCKETH, 155 00:06:45,583 --> 00:06:47,165 MAGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE, 156 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:49,457 HERE TO OFFER HUMBLE SERVICES 157 00:06:49,458 --> 00:06:50,999 TO THE KING. 158 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,457 SO, YOU ARE A SORCERER WHO CONSORTS 159 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:57,250 WITH THE POWERS OF DARKNESS! 160 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:02,415 GREAT. I COULD USE A GOOD SORCERER. 161 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:04,874 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. A SORCERER. 162 00:07:04,875 --> 00:07:06,249 I'M A SORCERER. 163 00:07:06,250 --> 00:07:08,165 I'M AN INVENTOR MYSELF. 164 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,624 WANT TO SEE MY NEW INVENTION? 165 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:12,582 I WOULD BE HONORED. 166 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:13,999 HOT DOG! 167 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,582 YOU'LL NEVER GET THAT YO-YO. 168 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,249 HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 169 00:07:19,250 --> 00:07:22,999 I PLANTED A HOMING DEVICE IN YOUR PAL. 170 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,999 TRAITOR! BACK STABBER! 171 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,708 HOW COULD YOU? 172 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:31,082 [DOOR OPENS] 173 00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:34,582 GLAD TO SEE YOU TWO ARE GETTING ALONG. 174 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:37,124 YOU'LL LOVE MY NEW INVENTION. 175 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:40,166 I CALL IT THE YO-YO. 176 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:45,333 YEOW! 177 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,415 OO-OW! 178 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:48,457 WHAT DO YOU THINKETH? 179 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:51,374 NEEDS WORK, BUT I LIKE IT. 180 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:54,832 WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH 181 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,999 COMPARED TO YOUR FEATS. 182 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,582 WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A LITTLE SHOW, 183 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,165 MIGHTY SORCERER? 184 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:04,582 THAT'D BE GREAT! 185 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:07,832 MY MAGIC WAND'S IN MY OTHER SUIT. 186 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:09,957 I HAVE A SPARE. 187 00:08:09,958 --> 00:08:11,874 THEN WE'RE ALL SET. 188 00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:15,416 THE SHOW COMMENCES TONIGHT AT 7:00. 189 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:19,582 I'LL WOW THE KING WITH CHEAP TRICKS. 190 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:24,166 QUACKERJACK WILL BE ON THE STREET IN NO TIME. 191 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,374 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 192 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:31,083 IT'S SHOW TIME! 193 00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,957 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 194 00:08:33,958 --> 00:08:36,457 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE 195 00:08:36,458 --> 00:08:39,707 HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON STAGE, SCREEN... 196 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:41,499 ON WITH THE SHOW! 197 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,415 OR TELEVISION. 198 00:08:43,416 --> 00:08:44,999 LOOK, SIRE, 199 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:49,166 HE'S GOT SOMEONE HIDDEN BEHIND THE CURTAIN. 200 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,499 UH, UH... 201 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,999 LET'S GIVE A WARM WELCOME 202 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,582 TO MY LOVELY ASSISTANT BINKETH. 203 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,290 YEAH. AND... OH, GOOD. 204 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,749 THANK YOU. 205 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:00,874 GREAT. 206 00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:04,874 SUCH LOVELINESS I HAVE NEVER SEEN. 207 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,499 OOH OOH! 208 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,457 METHINKS I AM SMITTEN BY HIS HANDSOMENESS. 209 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,374 [HERBETH] BRAVO! BRAVO! 210 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:15,624 BRAVO! ON WITH THE SHOW AND STUFF. 211 00:09:15,625 --> 00:09:17,624 FOR MY FIRST TRICK, 212 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:23,125 I WILL PULL A RABBIT OUT OF MY HAT. 213 00:09:23,708 --> 00:09:25,332 HEH HEH. 214 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,249 IT'S... ELUSIVE LITTLE CRITTER. 215 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:28,874 HERE, BUNNY! 216 00:09:28,875 --> 00:09:30,415 HERE, BUNNY! 217 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,457 COME HERE! 218 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:36,708 HA HA! THE SORCERER IS A FRAUD. 219 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:43,415 WHAT'S A NICE PEASANT LIKE YOU DOING IN A PALACE LIKE THIS? 220 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,874 OOH OOH HEE HEE! 221 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,582 HEE HEE HEE! 222 00:09:46,583 --> 00:09:48,624 O.K., MOVING RIGHT ALONG. 223 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,707 FOR MY NEXT TRICK, 224 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:54,083 I WILL SEPARATE THESE METAL RINGS. 225 00:09:58,958 --> 00:10:00,957 LOUSY PIECE OF JUNK. 226 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,499 OH, LOOK, SIRE. 227 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,832 HE'S A FAKE! A FAKE! 228 00:10:04,833 --> 00:10:07,415 SO, WANT TO BE MY DATE 229 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:09,832 FOR THE ROYAL BARBECUE TOMORROW? 230 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:10,999 HMM? 231 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,457 IF IT PLEASETH YOU, SIRE. 232 00:10:13,458 --> 00:10:16,165 OOH HEE HEE HEE! 233 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,458 OOH! 234 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,000 [TING-A-LING] 235 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:27,290 NOW A FEAT NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED. 236 00:10:27,291 --> 00:10:28,874 THIS LOVELY MAIDEN 237 00:10:28,875 --> 00:10:31,875 WILL VANISH BEFORE YOUR EYES. 238 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,749 [LAUNCHPAD] HERE... HERE, BUNNY. 239 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:37,707 COME HERE, BUNNY RABBIT. 240 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:40,083 HERE... HERE YOU GO. 241 00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,583 ABRACADABRA! 242 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,208 BRAVO! 243 00:10:51,209 --> 00:10:52,249 BRAVO! 244 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:55,165 HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE UNTIL THE END. 245 00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,582 NOW, BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES, 246 00:10:57,583 --> 00:11:00,708 SHE WILL REAPPEAR! 247 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:02,999 HEY! WHERE'D SHE GO? 248 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,500 BRING HER BACK! 249 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:06,957 HEH HEH... 250 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:08,582 NOT TO WORRY. 251 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:12,708 IT'S ALL JUST PART OF THE MAGIE. 252 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:14,999 WOE IS ME. 253 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,457 SHE HATH VANISHED! 254 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:20,374 HE HAS DESTROYED THE BEAUTIFUL MAIDEN! 255 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,124 HE IS A WARLOCK! 256 00:11:23,125 --> 00:11:26,165 PICK A CARD, ANY CARD. GO AHEAD. 257 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:27,125 GUARDS! 258 00:11:27,126 --> 00:11:29,958 TAKE HIM TO THE DUNGEON! 259 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:38,500 HEY, D.W., I THINK WE'RE A HIT! 260 00:11:44,208 --> 00:11:46,457 WHOA. ROUGH CROWD, HUH, D.W.? 261 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,583 LAUNCHPAD, LET IT GO. 262 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:53,582 GREETINGS, KIDS OF ALL AGES. 263 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:55,457 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD? 264 00:11:55,458 --> 00:11:58,207 PLAY WITH YOUR OWN TOYS? 265 00:11:58,208 --> 00:12:00,707 THE KING'S NEW EXPLODING YO-YO. 266 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,874 WHILE HE WORKS ON IMPROVING IT, 267 00:12:03,875 --> 00:12:07,374 I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF YOUR INTERROGATION... 268 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:10,582 WITH HELP FROM MY NEW PLAYMATES... 269 00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,874 SIR CUMFERENCE AND SIR VEILLANCE! 270 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:17,499 THE FINEST MINDS IN THE REALM. 271 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,999 [RIBBIT] 272 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,583 [RIBBIT] 273 00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:24,165 THE FROG FAILETH TO TURN BLUE. 274 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,290 PROOF HE'S A WARLOCK. 275 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,457 THE OTHER ONE, FOOLS. 276 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:31,333 CONFESS YOU ARE A WARLOCK! 277 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,624 NEVER! 278 00:12:34,625 --> 00:12:38,957 GOOD! I WOULDN'T WANT THE FUN TO END TOO SOON. 279 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,083 UH-OH. 280 00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,707 HANG IN THERE. 281 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,374 HE'S GETTING BORED. 282 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:47,499 CONFESS! 283 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,082 NEVER! 284 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:51,082 THEN FACE... HEH HEH... 285 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:53,500 THE THUMBSCREW! 286 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,333 [CRASH] 287 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:06,207 I GUESS THAT CORRESPONDENCE COURSE IN THUMB WRESTLING 288 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,708 FINALLY PAID OFF. 289 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,582 O.K., FUN AND GAMES ARE OVER. 290 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,165 IT'S TIME TO FACE... 291 00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,124 MR. TRIVIA BUFF! 292 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,957 YOU MANIAC! 293 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:22,374 NYAHH HA HA HA HA! 294 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:26,165 THE LONGEST RECORDED FLIGHT BY A CHICKEN 295 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,457 IS 302 FEET, 8 INCHES. 296 00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:29,499 AAH! 297 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,999 NO! 298 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:32,999 CONFESS! 299 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,124 NEVER! 300 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,874 THE KOALA BEAR ISN'T A BEAR, 301 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,582 BUT A MARSUPIAL. 302 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:40,582 [MR.TRIVIA BUFF] THE FIRST WRITTEN LANGUAGE 303 00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:42,707 WAS A PICTOGRAPH SYSTEM... 304 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,707 [LAUNCHPAD] I CONFESS! I CONFESS! 305 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,707 DARKWING DUCK'S A WARLOCK! 306 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,749 GOOD ENOUGH. 307 00:13:48,750 --> 00:13:50,457 THANKS A LOT. 308 00:13:50,458 --> 00:13:53,707 SORRY. I COULDN'T WATCH YOU SUFFER. 309 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,415 WHAT HARM COULD IT DO? 310 00:13:56,416 --> 00:14:00,165 IN THE JUDGMENT OF THIS COURT, DARKWING DUCK, 311 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,624 CONFESSED WARLOCK, 312 00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:05,291 WILL BE BEHEADED AT DAWN. 313 00:14:05,708 --> 00:14:07,708 HEH HEH... OH. 314 00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:24,999 EASY ON THE SUIT, PAL. 315 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,624 I DON'T WANT HIM BEHEADED. 316 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,624 I JUST WANT LOVELY BINKETH BACK. 317 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:35,457 WE'LL HAVE HER BACK WHEN WE DESTROY HIS BLACK MAGIC. 318 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,625 [GULP] 319 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,832 LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. 320 00:14:40,833 --> 00:14:43,249 AND WHERE WOULD THAT BE? 321 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,749 LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE, 322 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:47,707 YOU'LL WATCH THE SUN'S TOTAL ECLIPSE. 323 00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,582 GREAT. LIKE A RARE ASTRONOMICAL EVENT 324 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,249 IS GOING TO DO ME ANY... 325 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,374 HEY... 326 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,374 THOU HAST ANGERED THE GREAT DARKWING! 327 00:14:57,375 --> 00:15:02,457 IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME, I'LL BLOCK OUT THE SUN... 328 00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:03,458 FOREVER! 329 00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,457 [GASP] MY FICUS WILL DIETH! 330 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,749 ALLAKA... 331 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:08,582 ZAM! 332 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,290 AH! HE'S A FAKE! 333 00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:11,707 HEH HEH HEH... 334 00:15:11,708 --> 00:15:13,875 UH, HOCUS POCUS! 335 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,207 THE ECLIPSE IS TOMORROW! 336 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,999 OOPS. MAYBE YOU CAN STALL THEM. 337 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,999 HURRY. WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAYETH! 338 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,999 KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON. 339 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,999 I'M NOT DONE YET. 340 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,499 UM, O.K... 341 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,124 OPEN SESAME! 342 00:15:34,125 --> 00:15:38,249 ANAHEIM, AZUSA, AND CUCAMONGA! 343 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,332 OKEEFENOKEE! 344 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:43,415 TIPPECANOE AND TYLER, TOO... 345 00:15:43,416 --> 00:15:44,874 I LIKE IKE... 346 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:48,083 6440 OR FIGHT. 347 00:15:48,583 --> 00:15:50,749 AND UH... UH, BLI... 348 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,207 BLIND! NOW I'M GOING BLIND! 349 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,832 NO, D.W. IT'S THE ECLIPSE! 350 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:56,833 [GASPS] 351 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,624 TAKE IT OFF! 352 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,165 RELEASE HIM! 353 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:02,874 WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT! 354 00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:05,250 RELEASE HIM AT ONCE! 355 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,500 PHEW! 356 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,374 [CHEERING] 357 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,874 HE WHO CAN BRING BACK THE SUN 358 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,332 SURELY CAN BRING BACK BINKETH. 359 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:23,457 I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET HER BACK. 360 00:16:23,458 --> 00:16:27,208 O.K. YOU'RE ON. 361 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,374 SIRE, MAID BINKETH HAS BEEN FOUNDETH! 362 00:16:31,375 --> 00:16:33,999 IT'S A MIRACLE! 363 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,832 WELL, THAT WAS EASY. 364 00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:40,124 SHE'S TIED UP IN FRONT OF THE DRAGON'S CAVE. 365 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:43,125 YOU DID SAY "ANYTHING." 366 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:52,125 [ROARING] 367 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:01,290 PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM! 368 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:03,957 [ROARING] 369 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,625 OR MAYBE NOT. 370 00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,000 COWARDS! 371 00:17:14,208 --> 00:17:16,207 EAT STAINLESS STEEL, BEAST. 372 00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:19,833 [ROARING] 373 00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,416 HEH HEH... 374 00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:29,499 WAIT! WAIT! I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. 375 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,707 THIS BETTER BE GOOD. 376 00:17:31,708 --> 00:17:32,832 O.K. 377 00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:35,749 I SLAY YOU, RESCUE THE MAIDEN, 378 00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:38,124 AND THEN I LEAVE. 379 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,624 BAD DEAL. 380 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,582 WAIT. WAIT. EVEN BETTER. 381 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:43,499 PRETEND I SLAY YOU, 382 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,874 I LEAVE WITH THE MAIDEN, 383 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,415 AND NOBODY BOTHERS YOU AGAIN. 384 00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,457 O.K. IT'S A DEAL. 385 00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:51,999 TEH... WELL... 386 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,707 THAT'S G-GREAT. 387 00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:56,832 O.K., LET'S MAKE THIS LOOK GOOD. 388 00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:57,833 AHEM... 389 00:17:57,834 --> 00:18:00,332 PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM, 390 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,874 FOUL LIZARD OF THE NETHERWORLD! 391 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,458 [ROARING] 392 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,457 [GASP] SHALL WE TRY THAT AGAIN? 393 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,999 HEH, SORRY. I WASN'T THINKING. 394 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,290 AHEM... 395 00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,958 PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM! 396 00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,874 OOWWWEEEAAH! 397 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,207 OOH! OOH! 398 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:24,207 I AM SLAIN! 399 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,290 SLAIN! 400 00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:28,999 CUT DOWN IN THE PRIME OF LIFE! 401 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,999 OH, WOE IS ME! 402 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,707 I AM WOE! 403 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:37,582 WOE IS WOE! 404 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:41,708 OVERDOING IT JUST A SKOSH, AREN'T WE? 405 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,582 BEHOLD! I HAVE SLAIN THE... 406 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:49,499 I AM TRAVELING THROUGH A TUNNEL! 407 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,707 YES! A TUNNEL. 408 00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:56,165 THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! 409 00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:57,457 AND BEYOND THAT... 410 00:18:57,458 --> 00:19:00,000 KNOCK IT OFF! 411 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,207 [CRYING] 412 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,999 I FEAR THE WORST HATH HAPPENED. 413 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,624 [CHOMPING] 414 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:09,749 AH, THEY'LL BE FINE. 415 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,290 YOU GOT TO TRY THIS FOOD. 416 00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,999 MY APPETITE'S GONE. 417 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,832 I'VE EVEN LOST INTEREST IN MY YO-YO. 418 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:18,875 [THUNK] 419 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:22,165 KEEP WORKING ON IT. 420 00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,832 WHAT IF BINKETH SHOULDST PERISH? 421 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:29,458 THEN I SHOULDST PERISH WITH THOUGHTS OF THEE. 422 00:19:31,375 --> 00:19:34,874 BINKETH, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 423 00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,749 AHH! OF COURSETH, MY LORD. 424 00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:41,207 NO WAY DARKWING COULD'VE SLAIN THAT DRAGON. 425 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,707 DARKWING DUCKETH! 426 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,375 DRAGON SLAYER! 427 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,499 YOUR HIGHNESS... 428 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,500 OUCH. 429 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,832 MIGHTY WARLOCK, 430 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,207 THOU DIDST TRULY SLAY THE DRAGON? 431 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:58,124 [DRAGON] PROMISE ME, MARTHA, PROMISE ME. 432 00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,875 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 433 00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,624 DON'T SELL THE FARM. 434 00:20:02,625 --> 00:20:04,582 [DRAGON] DON'T SELL THE FARM! 435 00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:07,999 PERHAPS "SLAY" IS TOO STRONG A WORD. 436 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,457 TWAS QUACKERJACK DIDST KIDNAPPETH ME 437 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,707 DURING THE MAGIC ACT. 438 00:20:12,708 --> 00:20:14,082 RATFINK. 439 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,999 GUARDS, SEIZE HIM! 440 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,999 UH-OH, GOT TO GO! 441 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,165 LEFT A ROAST IN THE OVEN. 442 00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,458 EAT NUTTY PUTTY! 443 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,750 MEN, A SWORD! 444 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:30,707 MEN... 445 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,625 A TOURNIQUET. 446 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:39,582 THAT EMPTY SHELL OF METAL WILL DO YOU NO GOOD. 447 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:43,583 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I SEE IT'S HANDY. 448 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,582 HA HA HA HA! 449 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,583 OH, LOOK. IT IS THE GRAF ZEPPLIN! 450 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:58,875 HAH! EAT REVERSE POLARITY FROM MY MAGNET GUN! 451 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,250 [CRASH] 452 00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,291 BOMBS AWAY! 453 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,958 BATTER UP! 454 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,458 WHOA. 455 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:15,708 I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. 456 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:21,582 ONE MORE STEP AND THE KING'S DEAD MEAT! 457 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,457 EASY NOW, EASY. 458 00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:26,707 JUST PUT THE TURKEY DOWN. 459 00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,458 O.K., HERE! 460 00:21:30,750 --> 00:21:32,874 OH HO HO... 461 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:33,875 WOOO... 462 00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:36,457 WHOA OH OH! 463 00:21:36,458 --> 00:21:40,000 NOW I'LL REEL THIS JOKER IN. 464 00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:43,332 OOOF! OUCH! 465 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,165 YEOW! YAH! 466 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,207 OOH! 467 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:47,374 OH! 468 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,457 NOW THAT'S A YO-YO. 469 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:52,333 NOW I GET IT! 470 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,082 [WHEEZING] 471 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:57,457 [DRAGON] SOMEDAY, WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN... 472 00:21:57,458 --> 00:21:58,707 [WHEEZE] 473 00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:02,124 AND THE BREAKS ARE GOING AGAINST THE BOYS... 474 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:03,499 COACH, TELL 'EM... 475 00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,582 [WHEEZE] 476 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:05,999 TO WIN ONE... 477 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,582 [WHEEZE] 478 00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:08,999 FOR THE GIPPER... 479 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000 UH. 480 00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:11,125 [CRASH]