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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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<i>ON ST. CANARD TONIGHT</i>

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<i>I'LL COMPARE THOSE
MEN OF MYSTERY.</i>

31
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<i>WHO UPHOLD JUSTICE
WITH FEATS OF DARING.</i>

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<i>TOPPING THE LIST
IS, OF COURSE...</i>

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GIZMODUCK!

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<i>YES! GIZMODUCK.</i>

35
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OH, PUH-LEASE.

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<i>WHAT CAN WE SAY.</i>

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<i>ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL, HEROIC,</i>

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<i>AWE-INSPIRING, ONE-OF-A-KIND...</i>

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<i>GIZMODUCK?</i>

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I'M GONNA BE SICK.

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SHH, DAD!

42
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LOOK, IT'S YOU.

43
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SO, SAVING THE BEST FOR
LAST, EH?

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<i>WAAAAAY AT THE
BOTTOM OF OUR LIST.</i>

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<i>IS, UM, UH...</i>

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<i>DARK... WORM DUCK!</i>

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THAT'S DARKWING! DARKWING!

48
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<i>THAT DARKWORM DUCK
RAN OVER MY FOOT.</i>

49
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<i>HE SHOULD BE ARRESTED.</i>

50
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HEY! SHE WAS JAYWALKING.

51
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I WAS AFTER FELONS.

52
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<i>HE SCARES ME.</i>

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<i>HE GIVES US NIGHTMARES.</i>

54
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THE VIDEO STORE'S HORROR
SECTION IS KEEPING THEM AWAKE.

55
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<i>HE KNOCKED A BUILDING
RIGHT FROM UNDER ME.</i>

56
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DAD! HEY!

57
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DON'T MENTION THE
BUILDING WAS A HIDEOUT

58
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FOR TWO DESPICABLE DESPERADOES!

59
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OH, GIZMODUCK.

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HMPH!

61
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WHAT A JOKE.

62
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IT MAKES ME LAUGH.

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I'D LIKE SOME UNDERSTANDING

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FROM THE CITIZENS

65
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FOR WHOM I RISK MY NECK.

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I ONLY WANT RESPECT.

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I'M JUST MISUNDERSTOOD.

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YOU'RE MYSTERIOUS.

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YOU'RE THE TERROR THAT FLAPS.

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BUT NO ONE'S SURE WHY I FLAP.

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THE POLICE THINK I'M A CROOK.

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YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGE PROBLEM.

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GOOD THING I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.

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THIS REQUIRES A
COMPLETE IMAGE MAKEOVER.

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I LIKE MY MYSTERIOUS IMAGE.

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BUT YOU NEED AN IMAGE
THAT THE PEOPLE WANT.

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WHAT I NEED IS AN
IMAGE THE PEOPLE WANT!

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WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

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WHY ARE WE WAITING?

80
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LET'S GET CREATIVE.

81
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O.K., DAD. TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

82
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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I'M THE PIT BULL

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THAT BITES THE ANKLE OF CRIME.

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

86
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PRETTY DARNED
EFFECTIVE, I'D SAY.

87
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YOU HAVE ZERO PROFILE

88
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AS THE CURRENT DARKWING DUCK.

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YOU'VE GOT NO SPIN.

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I'M A SPINNIN' FOOL.

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JUST WATCH ME!

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AHA!

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NOPE. THE SMOKE'S GOT TO GO.

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THE CAPE'S JUST NOT HAPPENING.

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NO BLUE SMOKE? NO CAPIE?

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SMOKE DOESN'T SKEW WELL
WITH THOSE 18 TO 49.

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ECOLOGY CONCERNS,
YOU UNDERSTAND.

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CAPES ARE OLD HAT WITH
THE OVER-65 CROWD.

99
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I KNEW THAT.

100
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LOSE THIS.

101
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NOT MY HAT!

102
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THERE'S LOTS TO DO, DAD.

103
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THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE.

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LET'S CHECK OUT THE WARDROBE.

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NICE. MAJOR, HIGH-PROFILE SUIT!

106
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ISN'T IT KINDA FRILLY?

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GOS WANTED RUFFLES.

108
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RUFFLES ARE BIG
WITH ELDERLY LADIES.

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GRANNY WILL BE THRILLED.

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INSTEAD OF YOUR SMOKE
BOMB, TRY THESE.

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FLOWER PETALS?

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81.6% OF THE PEOPLE
REGARD FLOWER PETALS

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AS 100% NONTHREATENING.

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MAKE YOUR ENTRANCE AGAIN.

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WE'LL PROMPT YA.

116
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OH! YEAH.

117
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OH, HELP!
BAD GUYS ARE AROUND ME.

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HYAH!

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NO, NO, NO. TOO BRASH!

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BE EMPATHETIC, APPEALING.

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AHEM.

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I AM THE TERROR...

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GOOD.

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I AM THE GOOD THAT FLAPS...

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FLUTTERS.

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I AM THE GOOD THAT FLUTTERS?

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I AM THE GOOD THAT
FLUTTERS IN THE NIGHT...

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NO, DAY!

129
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I AM THE GOOD THAT
FLUTTERS IN THE DAY?

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IT PLAYS!

131
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IT SKEWS!

132
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IT'LL PLAY IN PEORIA, MAYBE EVEN ST.
CANARD!

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OH, REALLY? YOU THINK SO, HUH?

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WELL, THEN, LET'S GET...

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RESPECTABLE.

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UH, RIGHT.

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RESPECTABLE.

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YOU THINK "THE SWAN OF PEACE"

139
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IS BETTER THAN "RATCATCHER"?

140
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THINK ABOUT YOUR IMAGE.

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PEOPLE WANT A HELPFUL HERO.

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LET'S PUT IT IN THE GROUND
AND SEE WHO DIGS IT.

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THAT'S THE MARKETING
SPIRIT, DAD!

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IT'S TIME TO TAKE
THE NEW DARKWING DUCK

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TO HIS PUBLIC.

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THERE!

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I HAVE TO HELP AN OLD
LADY ACROSS THE STREET?

148
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CLICHES ARE CLICHES
FOR A REASON!

149
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YOU GOT TO BE HELPFUL.

150
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OH, WELL... IF I HAVE TO.

151
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AHEM.

152
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EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.

153
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MAY I BE HELPFUL?

154
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STOP! HALT! BRAKE!

155
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[HORNS HONK]

156
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THANK YOU, YOUNG MAN.

157
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THAT WAS VERY HELPFUL.

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MY PLEASURE, DEAR, SWEET LADY.

159
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[COUGHING]

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WE'LL DISPEL THE
NIGHTMARE IMAGE HERE, DAD.

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AHEM.

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DARKWING DUCK HERE, KIDS.

163
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HE GIVES US NIGHTMARES!

164
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I'M HERE TO BE PALS.

165
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LET ME JOIN THE FUN.

166
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HOW ABOUT PLAYING
SOME DODGEBALL?

167
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HEY! I'M GAME.

168
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WE'LL HAVE TO INVITE
THIS GUY BACK AGAIN.

169
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SURE! WHY NOT?

170
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I LOVE GETTING
DOWN WITH THE KIDS.

171
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[LAUNCHPAD] THAT
CRANE'S GONNA TOPPLE!

172
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WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

173
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STAND ASIDE, SIR.

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DARKWING DUCK IS THE
PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR.

175
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I'D SAY HE'S MORE
THE PRINCE OF PAIN.

176
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ST. CANARD CITIZENS!

177
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IN DARKWING DUCK,

178
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YOU HAVE A HELPFUL,

179
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TRUSTWORTHY

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PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR.

181
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DARKWING'S NEW
IMAGE ISN'T WORKING.

182
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IF ONLY...

183
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AAH!

184
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FORK OVER THE PURSE.

185
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AAH!

186
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GET 'EM, DAD!

187
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THIS IS A MAJOR
PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.

188
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I'M THE TERROR...

189
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NO. THAT'S THE OLD YOU.

190
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SORRY.

191
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MINE! GIMME!

192
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GIMME! MINE!

193
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WELL. THIS IS STRANGE.

194
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YEAH. I DON'T REMEMBER FLOWER
PETALS IN TODAY'S FORECAST.

195
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DO STOP.
WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF JUSTICE?

196
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I LEFT IT IN MY OTHER PANTS.

197
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HEY, NICE BAG.

198
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GIMME THAT!

199
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GIMME!

200
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GIMME!

201
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OUCH.

202
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WHY, YOU...

203
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DARKWING, DON'T FORGET THE
NONVIOLENT CONTINGENT SURVEY!

204
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HUH? OH, YEAH.

205
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POOR MISGUIDED SOUL.

206
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I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR
MOTHER ABOUT THIS.

207
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[GULP]

208
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MY MOTHER? YOU WOULDN'T.

209
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OH, WOULDN'T I?

210
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OH, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T.

211
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HERE'S YOUR BAG OF PETALS, SIR,

212
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YOU HELPFUL,
TRUSTWORTHY PEOPLE PROTECTOR.

213
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IF YOU PROMISE TO
CHANGE YOUR WAYS,

214
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WE'LL KEEP THIS INFRACTION
OF JUSTICE BETWEEN US.

215
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I PROMISE. I KISS YOUR FEET.
THANK YOUSE.

216
00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:09,957
MY, HE <i>IS</i> HELPFUL AFTER ALL.

217
00:09:09,958 --> 00:09:12,415
HEY, HE'S NOT SO SCARY.

218
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WHAT'S A LOUSY BUILDING

219
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COMPARED TO A PEOPLE PROTECTOR?

220
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YAY! YAY! YAY!

221
00:09:24,750 --> 00:09:29,999
HOW ABOUT, "I'M THE GOLD
AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW?"

222
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BRILLIANT. THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

223
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WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW?

224
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AHEM. BREAKFAST AT 7:00...

225
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I DON'T GET IT.

226
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THE RAINBOW END'S GOLD?

227
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NO. WHEN WILL YOU HAVE TIME

228
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FOR STOPPING THE BAD GUYS?

229
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ONCE THE ST. CANARD CRIMINAL ELEMENT
TRUSTS THE NEW DARKWING DUCK,

230
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CRIMES WILL STOP MULTIPLYING.

231
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DIVIDE AND CONQUER. IT ADDS UP!

232
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MY MATH'S TERRIBLE.

233
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I'VE ALWAYS HATED EVERYTHING
THAT GUY STANDS FOR,

234
00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:10,874
BUT NOW THAT GOODY-TWO-SHOES
HAS REALLY DONE IT!

235
00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,332
HE'S SET HIMSELF UP GREAT,

236
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,874
AND I'LL KNOCK HIM DOWN

237
00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:19,333
OR MY NAME ISN'T NEGADUCK!

238
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HI, CHIEF. DARKWING DUCK HERE

239
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TO OFFER YOUR WHOLE DEPARTMENT

240
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A WELL-DESERVED
TWO-WEEK VACATION.

241
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I DON'T KNOW.
PROTECTING A CITY'S A BIG JOB.

242
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BUT AREN'T I THE
HELPFUL, TRUSTWORTHY

243
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PROTECTOR OF THE PEOPLE, HMM?

244
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<i>[CHEERING]</i>

245
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HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S GO.

246
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,458
AND THAT'S A WONDERFUL HAT.

247
00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:57,290
YOU'RE SO HELPFUL AND TRUSTWORTHY,
DARKWING DUCK. THANKS.

248
00:10:57,291 --> 00:11:00,249
CATCH ME A BIG 'UN. TOODLES.

249
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:04,749
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
IT'S A LATE PUBLIC OPINION BULLETIN.

250
00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:09,124
YOUR PUBLIC SUPPORT IS UNPRECEDENTED IN ST.
CANARD HISTORY.

251
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:11,290
EVEN... DARE I SAY?

252
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:12,874
DARE. DARE.

253
00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,957
YOU'RE WEBBED FEET AND
BILL ABOVE GIZMODUCK!

254
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,499
YES! I AM THE TRUTH!

255
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,749
OH, HOW THEY DO LOVE ME!

256
00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:24,290
LOVE YOU ALL. MEAN IT.

257
00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:28,458
[CHEERING]

258
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:34,249
YES, YES, ENJOY YOURSELVES.
REVEL IN ME.

259
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:35,707
I'M HERE!

260
00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,999
DARKWING!

261
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,582
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, ST.
CANARD CITIZENS!

262
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:44,124
IT'S MY HONOR TO
PRESENT DARKWING DUCK

263
00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,999
WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY

264
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,582
AND TO BESTOW UPON HIM

265
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:53,374
THE HONORARY TITLE
OF MAYOR FOR A DAY!

266
00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:56,166
[CHEERING]

267
00:12:06,708 --> 00:12:08,832
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

268
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:13,749
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT
WITH DARKWING DUCK IN CHARGE,

269
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:17,499
IT'LL BE THE CITY'S
FINEST 24 HOURS.

270
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:20,124
KEY TO THE CITY, EH?

271
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:23,624
JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

272
00:12:23,625 --> 00:12:25,249
HE'S SO HELPFUL.

273
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,332
AND TRUSTWORTHY.

274
00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:29,832
UH, HE'S THE PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR.

275
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:33,207
YOU MORONS.
THE COPS ARE OUTTA TOWN!

276
00:12:33,208 --> 00:12:37,249
WAKE UP! DARKWING DUCK'S
NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE.

277
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,249
HEY, YEAH!
ONCE A DOOFUS, ALWAYS A DOOFUS.

278
00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:44,249
HA HA! YEAH, WHAT HE SAID.

279
00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,750
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

280
00:12:49,291 --> 00:12:52,750
[ALARM RINGS]

281
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:54,874
[BLOWS WHISTLE]

282
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,874
BOY, THIS IS FUN.

283
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,707
AND PROFITABLE.

284
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:00,999
PROFILE.

285
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,999
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, D.W.

286
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,458
FROM ME? HA! CLOSE-UP!

287
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,499
QUICK, D.W.! THERE THEY GO!

288
00:13:09,500 --> 00:13:13,165
GOSALYN, GOSALYN,
MY BAG OF PETALS.

289
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,415
I AM THE TRUTH.

290
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:20,624
I AM THE SUPERNOVA AT THE
CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE!

291
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:21,708
[CRASH]

292
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:28,083
I AM DARKWING SPEED BUMP.

293
00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,749
HA HA HA HA!

294
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:38,207
STOP IN THE NAME
OF DARKWING DUCK!

295
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,207
DON'T MAKE US LAUGH.

296
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:42,707
YEAH, DON'T MAKE US LAUGH.

297
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,999
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

298
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,958
A LITTLE LOWER, LAUNCHPAD.

299
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:50,875
HEY!

300
00:13:50,876 --> 00:13:52,875
GOIN' OUR WAY?

301
00:13:57,750 --> 00:13:58,874
STOP!

302
00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,457
I AM THE PEOPLE'S...

303
00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,208
PROTECTOR.

304
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,999
I'M DARKWING AUTO-DEPOSIT.

305
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,333
[BUZZ]

306
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,332
AS YOU PRESS MEMBERS CAN SEE,

307
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:37,415
ALL THE NEGATIVE
ASPECTS OF SOCIETY

308
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:41,207
ARE LOCKED AWAY AS I PROMISED.
ANY QUESTIONS?

309
00:14:41,208 --> 00:14:42,582
ANYBODY HELP?

310
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:46,457
YES, A FEW CONCERNED
CITIZENS LENT A HAND.

311
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,457
HAVE YOU STOPPED
DIGGING POTHOLES

312
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:51,874
IN THE STREETS AFTER DARK?

313
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,874
WHAT? NO, I DIDN'T... I MEAN...

314
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:58,624
I BEEN LOOKIN' FOR
WHO'S DOIN' THAT!

315
00:14:58,625 --> 00:15:02,457
HAVE YOU STOPPED SKULKING
OVER ROOFTOPS AT NIGHT

316
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:04,957
IN ORDER TO FRIGHTEN CHILDREN?

317
00:15:04,958 --> 00:15:07,957
YES! I... NO, I HAVE... WHAT?

318
00:15:07,958 --> 00:15:10,457
I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!

319
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,457
OH, DARKWING,
WHY HAVEN'T YOU STOPPED

320
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,957
RINGING PEOPLE'S
DOORBELLS AND RUNNING?

321
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:19,082
HE'S THE ONE! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!

322
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:23,582
IS IT HOT HERE,
OR IS IT JUST <i>MOI?</i>

323
00:15:23,583 --> 00:15:25,458
[SHOUTING AT ONCE]

324
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:29,707
LOOK, BABIES LOVE ME.

325
00:15:29,708 --> 00:15:33,500
WAH! WAH! WAH!

326
00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:39,415
NO, WAIT. THIS IS A BAD DREAM.

327
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:40,416
MAMA!

328
00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:41,457
MOM!

329
00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:42,874
[SHOUTING]

330
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,833
WAH! WAH!

331
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:49,707
THAT CONCLUDES TODAY'S
NEWS CONFERENCE.

332
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,582
I HAVE PRESSING BUSINESS.

333
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,625
[ANGRY SHOUTS]

334
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,874
THAT'S RIGHT.

335
00:15:56,875 --> 00:16:01,583
HE'S ABOUT TO BE PRESSED
OUT OF CIVIL SERVICE.

336
00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:08,124
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
CLEAN OUT THE CITY

337
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,582
AND BRING EVERYTHING TO ME.

338
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:14,458
HE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HELP!

339
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,958
THAT SUCKER'S GOT OUR LOLLIPOPS.

340
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,000
HEY!

341
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,458
DAD?

342
00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:35,999
MR. DARKWING?

343
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,832
OLLY OLLY OXEN-FREE!

344
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:42,249
I'M THE SUPERNOVA AT THE
CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

345
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,749
HE LET THE CRIMINALS GO

346
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,374
TO PLUNDER ST. CANARD.

347
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:48,957
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS.

348
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:50,707
AND YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

349
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:51,957
NEGADUCK!

350
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,457
SEE FOR YOURSELVES.

351
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:56,874
HE'S GOT THE JAIL CELLS' KEY.

352
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,415
DOES ANYONE

353
00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:01,708
NEED AN OUT-OF-WORK SUPERNOVA?

354
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,166
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS!

355
00:17:09,333 --> 00:17:11,833
THERE'S D.W.

356
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:18,999
LET'S GO HELP HIM.

357
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,290
IS THIS ANY WAY

358
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,291
TO TREAT THE PEOPLE'S PROTECTOR?

359
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:33,457
DARKWING DUCK!

360
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:37,582
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY FAIR CITY?

361
00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:42,582
EVEN THOUGH MY TIME AS
HONORARY MAYOR ISN'T QUITE UP,

362
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,082
THE CITY'S YOURS.

363
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,874
NO THANKS NECESSARY.

364
00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:49,874
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED!

365
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:53,833
THERE GOES ALL OUR HARD WORK.

366
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,457
DAD, YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER.

367
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:08,207
HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID
TO LET NEGADUCK TRICK ME?

368
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,332
YOU WERE BEING YOURSELF.

369
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,957
ANY IDIOT WOULD
HAVE DONE THE SAME.

370
00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,207
THANKS.

371
00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,624
HERE'S THE LATEST
PUBLIC OPINION.

372
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:20,582
ANY HOPE OF
SALVAGING WHAT'S LEFT

373
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,707
OF A BRILLIANT CAMPAIGN?

374
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,999
DARKWING DUCK IS PUBLIC
ENEMY NUMBER ONE.

375
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,165
I'M NOT IN THIS FOR GLORY.

376
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:31,832
I CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

377
00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:34,707
MAYBE WE NEED THE OLD DARKWING.

378
00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:38,207
MAYBE WE NEED THE
OLD DARKWING DUCK.

379
00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:42,207
I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

380
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,124
ONCE A TERROR, ALWAYS A TERROR.

381
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:46,499
YES!

382
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,749
I'M THE SCRUBBING
BUBBLE TO CRIMINAL SCUM!

383
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:50,999
YES!

384
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,583
I AM DARKWING DUCK!

385
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:59,499
READY OR NOT,
NEGADUCK, HERE I COME.

386
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,749
YES!

387
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:05,166
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

388
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:10,874
HOW I LOVE A GOOD,
DESTRUCTIVE THUNDERSTORM.

389
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,124
THIS IS IT, NEGADUCK.

390
00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:14,582
EXCELLENT. GOOD WORK.

391
00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,249
HAUL IT OVER THERE.

392
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,874
THE BOYS ARE WAITING
DOWNSTAIRS FOR THEIR SHARE.

393
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,457
TELL YOU WHAT,

394
00:19:22,458 --> 00:19:24,957
I'LL HOLD A... GUILTY PARTY.

395
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,249
ALL THE REFRESHMENTS ARE ON ME.

396
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:31,499
LET'S HOLD IT IN THE JAIL CELLS.

397
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,874
PARTY? HA HA!

398
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,415
I WANT A GREEN HAT.

399
00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,333
OH, BOY! I LOVE CANDY.

400
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,582
HEY, DOES THIS MEAN
THERE'S NO PARTY?

401
00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:47,207
OF COURSE NOT.

402
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:50,708
IT JUST MEANS
YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

403
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,458
MINE.

404
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,999
ALL MINE!

405
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,582
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

406
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:02,957
I KNEW IT COULDN'T LAST FOREVER.

407
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:06,165
I'M THE SHOES THAT
TRAMPLE CRIME.

408
00:20:06,166 --> 00:20:07,166
NO!

409
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,165
YES!

410
00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,874
I AM DARKWING DUCK!

411
00:20:11,875 --> 00:20:14,624
B-B-BUT I RUINED YOU.

412
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:18,999
YOU RUINED MY "NICE GUY" IMAGE.
THANK YOU.

413
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
THANKS?

414
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,499
I COULDN'T MIND THE CITY

415
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,249
WHILE CARING FOR MY NEW IMAGE.

416
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:28,500
WELL, DO DROP IN AGAIN!

417
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:33,332
DON'T COUNT YOUR LOOT BEFORE
IT'S SNATCHED, NEGADUCK!

418
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,290
WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE HE IS?

419
00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:37,332
HMM?

420
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,832
RIGHT HERE...

421
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:41,083
WITH ST. CANARD'S WEALTH.

422
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:48,249
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN
YOU TO TAKE IT AWAY.

423
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,874
YOU SEEM TO FORGET
HOW MIGHTY I AM.

424
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:52,875
AAH!

425
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,957
WHOA!

426
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:55,999
AAH!

427
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,124
OOH! AAH!

428
00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:02,208
MY, HOW THE MIGHTY ARE FALLEN.

429
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:04,000
[CRASH]

430
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
AAH!

431
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:06,499
OH!

432
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,082
GRRR.

433
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,458
IT'S PARTY TIME!

434
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,957
HOLY SMOKE!

435
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:22,290
DARKWING DUCK LEFT ST.
CANARD'S LOOT HERE.

436
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:24,374
AND A NOTE.

437
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:27,332
IT SEEMS NEGADUCK
WAS BEHIND THIS.

438
00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:29,749
DARKWING LOCKED
HIM UP DOWNSTAIRS.

439
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,707
THE OLD DARKWING'S BACK.

440
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,249
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

441
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:38,125
HE'LL BE WEARING
THAT STUPID HAT.

442
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:43,374
AND THIS YEAR'S MYSTERIOUS
HERO AWARD GOES TO...

443
00:21:43,375 --> 00:21:45,583
ENVELOPE, PLEASE.

444
00:21:46,708 --> 00:21:48,833
DARKWING DUCK.

445
00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:58,707
HEY, THIS LOOKS LIKE GIZMODUCK.

446
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:00,207
UH, HEH, HEH.

447
00:22:00,208 --> 00:22:03,832
THE TROPHY SHOP DID A RUSH JOB.

448
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:06,416
WELCOME BACK, DARKWING.