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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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<i>OH, GOOSY, I'M HOME.</i>

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<i>WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER...</i>

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<i>FEELING TIRED? HEADACHY?</i>

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<i>[WOMAN SCREAMS]</i>

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<i>AND THIS JUST IN...</i>

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<i>TODAY'S CONTESTANTS HAVE WON...</i>

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HA HA! I'VE DONE IT!

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I'VE DONE IT!

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OH, YES, YES!

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THEY CALLED ME CRAZY AND INSANE,

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THEY CALLED ME LOONY!

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THEY WERE RIGHT.

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NOW, MY FELLOW ILLUMINARIES...

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I PRESENT YOU WITH...

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THE ELECTROLYZER!

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[APPLAUDING]

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THANK YOU.

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OH, LIGHTEN UP!

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I'LL SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.

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OHH...

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NOW, A FEAT

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NEVER BEFORE ATTEMPTED
BY A MAD GENIUS...

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I BECOME A REAL LIVE WIRE!

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WHOA! WHOA! HEY! WHOA!

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I'M BEING SWEPT AWAY

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BY THE CURRENT! WHOA!

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THAT WAS KIND OF FUN!

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BOY, IT'S DARK.

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I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GO...

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WHOA! HEY!
I BETTER GET OUT OF HERE!

59
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<i>NOW WHERE AM I?</i>

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<i>A TV SET?</i>

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<i>I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO
BREAK INTO TELEVISION.</i>

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<i>BY ADJUSTING MY
FREQUENCY, I CAN TRAVEL.</i>

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<i>THROUGH THE AIRWAVES.</i>

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<i>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...</i>

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<i>HERE'S...</i>

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<i>MEGAVOLT!</i>

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<i>THANK YOU.</i>

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<i>NO APPLAUSE, JUST SEND MONEY.</i>

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<i>BETTER YET,
I'LL JUST HELP MYSELF.</i>

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<i>HA HA HA HA!</i>

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<i>AND NOW,</i> CHILLER DILLER THEATER.

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<i>PRESENTS THE TERRIFYING MOVIE,</i>

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IT CAME FROM THE TELEVISION SET!

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AAH!

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<i>HELLO, THERE.</i>

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I'D LIKE TO PLACE
AN ORDER TO GO.

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I'LL TAKE FIVES, TENS,

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AND A LARGE ORDER OF TWENTIES!

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UH, THANK YOU AND... COME AGAIN.

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YOU'LL LOVE OUR SUPER
SCREEN TELEVISION.

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THE PICTURE JUMPS OUT AT YOU.

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<i>YOU SOLD ME!</i>

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IT'S A CRIME WHAT
THEY PUT ON TV.

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[GRUNTING]

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HERE, DRAKE-AROONI,

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LET ME GET THE DOOR!

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THANKS.

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[GRUNT] HEY!

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HOLDING THE OTHER...

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SIDE.

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WHAT'S IN HERE?

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HOO HOO HOO HOO!

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WAIT'LL YOU SEE!

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IT'S THE NEW,
STATE-OF-THE-ART, TURBO...

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REMOTE CONTROL?

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NOT JUST ANY REMOTE CONTROL.

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A TURBO TECHNIC REMOTE CONTROL!

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I'LL NEVER NEED TO GET UP

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FROM THE COUCH AGAIN!

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IT'LL OPERATE MY STEREO...

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[STEREO BLARES]

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POP MY POPCORN
SOMETHING FIERCE...

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GAAH!

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IT'LL EVEN CLEAN UP AFTER ME!

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YOW!

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HEY, GET BACK!

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WHOA! DOWN, BOY!

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OUCH!

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PRETTY NIFTY, EH, DRAKESTER?

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MMPHF!

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YEAH... NIFTY.

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IT TAKES THE WORK
OUT OF WATCHING TV.

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RIGHT. THAT'S JUST WONDERFUL.

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SORRY I CAN'T STAY,

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BUT... HEY!

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MEGAVOLT!

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<i>"ELECTRICAL CONNECTIONS" FOR
$500, ALEX.</i>

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MEGAVOLT ON TV?

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I CAN'T EVEN GET ON TALK RADIO.

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WHAT ELSE IS ON?

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<i>SUPERVILLIANS AND
THEIR LOVED ONES...</i>

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<i>ON TODAY'S</i> OPAL WINDBAG SHOW.

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MEGAVOLT AGAIN?

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<i>TODAY WE'LL BE MAKING
"TURKEY THE MEGAVOLT WAY."</i>

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<i>SOME PREFER BAKING.</i>

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<i>I PREFER TO MICROWAVE.</i>

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BON APPETIT!

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GIVE ME THAT!

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I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!

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<i>DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL.</i>

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<i>I'M ON THEM ALL!</i>

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BOO.

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YAAH!

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WOW! A TURBO TECHNIC REMOTE!

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I'LL TAKE IT!

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<i>WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK...</i>

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<i>WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT!</i>

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HE... HE STOLE MY TURBO TECHNIC!

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DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET THAT LOW-WATTAGE WORM.

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YOU?

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I MEANT I'D FIND SOMEONE

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TO GET THAT LOW-WATTAGE WORM.

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YEAH.

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I CAN EASILY TRACK
MEGAVOLT'S TRANSMISSION,

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ESPECIALLY SINCE HE'S

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ON EVERY CHANNEL.

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<i>COME ON, FOLKS,</i>

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<i>KEEP THOSE PHONES RINGING!</i>

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<i>REMEMBER, YOUR PLEDGE
MONEY KEEPS ME ON THE AIR.</i>

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<i>AND OUT OF YOUR HOMES.</i>

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[BEEP]

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AHA!

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THE TRANSMISSION SOURCE!

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YAAH! YAAH! YAAH!

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I THINK I'D BETTER

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ADJUST MY RECEPTION.

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AHH! MUCH BETTER!

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

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I AM THE LOW RATING THAT
CANCELS YOUR PROGRAM!

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I AM DARKWING DUCK!

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YEAH? WELL, DUCK THIS!

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HA!

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I'M PREPARED FOR YOUR
HIGH-VOLTAGE VILLAINY.

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A PLUNGER?

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WHAT WILL YOU DO,
UNCLOG MY SINK?

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NO...

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JUST REMOVE A HAIRBALL.

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EAT WATTAGE, DARKWING!

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OHH...

170
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TIME TO RETURN TO MY
REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM.

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AAH, AAH, AAH...
DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL!

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WHOA! WHOA!

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I MAY NOT HAVE MY TURBO
TECHNIC REMOTE CONTROL,

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BUT I CAN CHANGE CHANNELS

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WITHOUT GETTING OFF THE COUCH.

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THE OLD AND THE WORTHLESS.

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<i>DARLING,
WE MUST STOP MEETING LIKE THIS!</i>

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<i>WHAT IF ROB FINDS OUT?</i>

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<i>HE'LL TELL JIM, AND JIM WILL...</i>

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<i>ENOUGH, ALREADY!</i>

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<i>AHA!</i>

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<i>UH-OH.</i>

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<i>COME BACK,
YOU MELODRAMATIC MISCHIEF-MAKER!</i>

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<i>NOW IT'S TIME TO
MEET OUR FRIEND...</i>

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<i>MR. ELECTRON.</i>

186
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<i>YOU'RE NOT MR. ELECTRON.</i>

187
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<i>YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M MR. ELECTROSHOCK!</i>

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<i>YOW!</i>

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<i>OOH! A KENCHELIAN.</i>

190
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<i>TRANSMUTONIC ATOM SPLITTER!</i>

191
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<i>JUST LIKE ONE I HAD AS A KID.</i>

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<i>WITH THIS I CAN
TRAP DARKWING DUNCE.</i>

193
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<i>IN A FEEDBACK LOOP!</i>

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<i>HE'LL SUCK STATIC
FROM HERE TO ETERNITY!</i>

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<i>SORRY TO PREEMPT YOUR
PATHETIC LITTLE PROGRAM.</i>

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<i>IS IT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?</i>

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<i>NO!</i>

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<i>I THOUGHT NOT.</i>

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OOF! OOF!

200
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NOW WHAT TV SHOW ARE WE IN?

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TV SHOW?

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YAAH!

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YIPE! MONSTERS!

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YAAH!

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I'M IN A LAND OF HIDEOUS
BEAKLESS MUTANTS!

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YAAH!

207
00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:06,583
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

208
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OH, I HATE THESE WEEKEND SALES!

209
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HA! I GUESS I SHOWED
THEM A THING OR TWO!

210
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WOW! THAT'S THE BIGGEST
DUCK I'VE EVER SEEN!

211
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THINK IT'S REAL?

212
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WELL, OF COURSE I'M REAL!

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HEY!

214
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IT'S DARKWING DUCK!

215
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WOW! COOL!

216
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YOU... YOU KNOW ME?

217
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EVERYONE KNOWS YOU!

218
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THE TERROR THAT FLAPS!

219
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

220
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SUCK GAS, EVILDOERS!

221
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DARKWING DUCK IS EVERYBODY'S
FAVORITE SUPERHERO!

222
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YEAH. CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

223
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OH, PLEASE!

224
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AUTOGRAPHS?

225
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W-WELL, SURE. OF COURSE.

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WHAT'S WITH LAUNCHPAD?

227
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DOES HE EVER CHANGE CLOTHES,

228
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OR DO THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME?

229
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WELL...

230
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WHERE'S GOSALYN?

231
00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:07,875
OH, SHE'S...

232
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AS DRAKE MALLARD,

233
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WHAT JOB DO YOU HAVE?

234
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,749
HOW DO YOU PAY YOUR BILLS?

235
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YOU KNOW MY SECRET IDENTITY?

236
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EASY. WE WATCH...

237
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IT'S STARTING! COME ON!

238
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OOF! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

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WHAT IS GOING O...

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<i>♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪</i>

241
00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:30,999
<i>♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪</i>

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HEY, THAT'S ME!

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<i>♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪</i>

244
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<i>♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪</i>

245
00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,874
<i>♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪</i>

246
00:10:39,875 --> 00:10:41,332
<i>♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪</i>

247
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:44,582
I'M ON TELEVISION! I'M... I'M...

248
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:45,832
<i>♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪</i>

249
00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:47,415
I'M A CARTOON?

250
00:10:47,416 --> 00:10:50,415
OH, WELL. THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

251
00:10:50,416 --> 00:10:52,582
<i>♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪</i>

252
00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:53,874
<i>♪ DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK ♪</i>

253
00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,457
<i>♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪</i>

254
00:10:56,458 --> 00:10:58,874
<i>♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪</i>

255
00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:01,374
<i>♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND... ♪♪</i>

256
00:11:01,375 --> 00:11:03,207
THEY DRAW MY BEAK WRONG.

257
00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,165
THAT BILL IS HUGE!

258
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,124
<i>DARKWING DUCK WILL
BE RIGHT BACK.</i>

259
00:11:09,125 --> 00:11:10,125
AWW! AWW! AWW!

260
00:11:10,126 --> 00:11:12,582
LET'S HIT THE TOY STORE!

261
00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:13,874
YEAH! COME ON!

262
00:11:13,875 --> 00:11:15,957
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

263
00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,875
THE PLOT THICKENS.

264
00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,290
FEAR NOT, CITIZEN!

265
00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,582
DARKWING DUCK WILL SAVE YOU!

266
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:24,707
I'M A TOY?

267
00:11:24,708 --> 00:11:25,874
I'M A T-SHIRT?

268
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,874
I'M A BOARD GAME?

269
00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:32,707
FINALLY I GET THE RESPECT
I SO APTLY DESERVE.

270
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:38,707
IN ST. CANARD I'M JUST A
NUT IN A MASK AND CAPE.

271
00:11:38,708 --> 00:11:40,499
HERE I'M MEDIA!

272
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,999
I'M MERCHANDISING!

273
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,374
I'M FASHION!

274
00:11:43,375 --> 00:11:46,207
AND I'M... I'M...

275
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:49,624
I'M NOT GETTING A PENNY OF THIS.

276
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,749
SOMEONE'S MAKING
A FORTUNE OFF ME!

277
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:55,624
WHO MAKES THESE
DARKWING DUCK CARTOONS?

278
00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:59,624
EVERYONE KNOWS E.
THADDEUS ROCKWELL MAKES THE CARTOONS.

279
00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,624
WELL, METHINKS IT'S TIME

280
00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:05,124
TO PAY A VISIT TO MR. ROCK...

281
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,124
THE SHOW'S BACK ON!

282
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:08,165
RUN!

283
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:11,415
WELL,
YOU REALLY CAN'T BLAME THEM.

284
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,874
IT'S <i>MY</i> SHOW THEY'RE
RUSHING TO SEE.

285
00:12:14,875 --> 00:12:17,583
EXECHIBGOOWHA?

286
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:23,582
LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE

287
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,457
MAKING MONEY OFF ME.

288
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:29,999
THEY CAN'T EVEN
DRAW MY BEAK RIGHT!

289
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,999
THAT'S BIG ENOUGH
TO LAND PLANES ON.

290
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,499
I'M HERE TO SEE ROCKWELL.

291
00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,332
YOU NEED AN APPOINTMENT.

292
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:43,166
I DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT.
I'M DARKWING DUCK!

293
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:49,250
I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED
THIS FROM A CARTOON STUDIO.

294
00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:55,166
HAVE A NICE TRIP. DO WRITE!

295
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,707
O.K., CROSBY,
HERE'S THE STORY...

296
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:03,249
DARKWING GOES TO AN ISLAND
INHABITED BY GORILLAS AND...

297
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,707
AND WHAT, MR. ROCKWELL, SIR?

298
00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:07,707
AND YOU'RE THE WRITER.

299
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:08,874
THINK OF SOMETHING!

300
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,707
I'M TOO BUSY

301
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:13,582
WORKING ON MY PUTTING.

302
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,582
CROSBY... PLACES!

303
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:18,583
YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL, SIR.

304
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,125
I LOVE THIS BUSINESS.

305
00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,290
[GULP]

306
00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,291
NICE SHOT!

307
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,374
WHAT ARE YOU?

308
00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:40,832
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,

309
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,957
THE AUDITOR THAT
CHECKS YOUR BOOKS!

310
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,457
I'M DARKWING DUCK!

311
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:48,207
WHERE'S MY SHARE OF THE PROFITS?

312
00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:50,165
NOW WAIT A MINUTE!

313
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,832
ANY PROFIT BELONGS TO ME.

314
00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,457
I CREATED YOU.

315
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:59,749
THAT'S GOING TO SURPRISE
THE HECK OUT OF MOM AND DAD.

316
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,165
I'LL TAKE MY LIFE STORY

317
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,875
TO ANOTHER CARTOON STUDIO.

318
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,707
<i>MI AMIGO! COMPADRE!</i>

319
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:14,582
SNOOKIE-POO!

320
00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,332
PARTNER!

321
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,874
ER, YEAH, YEAH.

322
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,332
HOW DID YOU CREATE ME?

323
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,832
IT ALL STARTED

324
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,874
A LONG TIME AGO.

325
00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,875
I WAS A STRUGGLING WRITER.

326
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,958
BUT AFTER A FEW
MINOR SETBACKS...

327
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,124
I SENT AWAY

328
00:14:38,125 --> 00:14:41,124
FOR THIS ALPHA
WAVE FEEDBACK KIT,

329
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:44,165
GUARANTEED TO MAKE
YOU MORE CREATIVE.

330
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:48,165
THAT'S WHAT IT SAID
ON THE CEREAL BOX.

331
00:14:48,166 --> 00:14:51,124
BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG.

332
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:55,082
<i>I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!</i>

333
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:56,999
<i>I AM THE WINGED SCOURGE...</i>

334
00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,583
AND THE REST IS CARTOON HISTORY.

335
00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,207
HE TUNED IN TO YOUR WORLD.

336
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:06,999
YOU DICTATE MY
ADVENTURES TO WRITERS

337
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,874
AND HOG THE CREDIT.

338
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:12,707
GIVE ME MY PROFITS,

339
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,707
DIRECT ME BACK HOME,

340
00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,832
AND I'LL BE OFF.

341
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:20,332
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GET HOME.

342
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,332
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

343
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,707
I THINK HE MEANS
YOU'RE STUCK HERE...

344
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,415
FOREVER.

345
00:15:27,416 --> 00:15:29,457
OH, I SEE... FOREVER.

346
00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,707
WELL, THAT'S NOT SUCH A LONG...

347
00:15:31,708 --> 00:15:33,374
FOREVER?

348
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,875
OHH!

349
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:43,499
WHY SO GLUM, CHUM?

350
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,707
THIS IS THE START
OF SOMETHING BIG!

351
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:50,124
THROUGH-THE-ROOF-BIG OR <i>BIG</i> BIG?

352
00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:53,207
PICTURE THIS...
A MULTICITY TOUR,

353
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,499
RECORD ALBUMS,

354
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,249
TALK SHOW APPEARANCES!

355
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:59,582
<i>DARKWING DUCK</i> WILL BE
NUMBER ONE FOREVER!

356
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,207
BUCK UP, DARK.

357
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:03,582
THE HUMAN WORLD'S NOT SO BAD.

358
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:08,124
WE'LL GET YOU A HOUSE
WITH A NICE POND.

359
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:12,082
WHY DON'T I JUST
LIVE IN THE PARK?

360
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:15,499
THAT <i>WOULD</i> CUT DOWN
ON MY OVERHEAD.

361
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,957
BUT WITHOUT
SUPERVILLAINS TO DEFEAT

362
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:20,957
OR A CITY TO PROTECT, I'M...

363
00:16:20,958 --> 00:16:23,249
NORMAL.

364
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,999
EXCUSE ME, MR. ROCKWELL.

365
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:30,874
THE POLICE WONDERED IF YOU WERE
STAGING ANOTHER PUBLICITY STUNT.

366
00:16:30,875 --> 00:16:33,374
<i>THE CITY REMAINS UNDER SIEGE.</i>

367
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,957
<i>BY SOMEONE DRESSED AS MEGAVOLT.</i>

368
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:38,832
<i>FROM THAT EXTREMELY
POPULAR CARTOON SERIES.</i>

369
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:40,166
DARKWING DUCK.

370
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,207
<i>POLICE ARE HELPLESS.</i>

371
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,499
<i>AGAINST THIS MENACE.</i>

372
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,457
<i>ALAS, THERE SEEMS TO BE NOBODY.</i>

373
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,875
<i>TO SAVE OUR CITY
FROM DESTRUCTION.</i>

374
00:16:53,416 --> 00:16:56,208
OH, YES, THERE IS.

375
00:16:56,708 --> 00:16:57,874
GENTLEMEN...

376
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,583
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

377
00:17:01,208 --> 00:17:02,874
EAT SPARKS,

378
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,874
YOU WEIRD-NOSED FREAKS!

379
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:06,415
COOL IT, MEGAVOLT!

380
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:11,332
I'M HERE TO PULL YOUR PLUG,
YOU POWER-PILFERING PARASITE!

381
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,290
DARKWING DUCK? THANK EDISON!

382
00:17:13,291 --> 00:17:15,624
THIS IS A TRICK, RIGHT?

383
00:17:15,625 --> 00:17:16,832
HELP!

384
00:17:16,833 --> 00:17:21,207
I'LL NEVER ZAP AGAIN
IF YOU TAKE ME HOME!

385
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,957
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

386
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,290
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF!

387
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:29,082
DON'T RUIN YOUR
REPUTATION AS A VILLAIN...

388
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,582
OR MINE AS A CRIME FIGHTER.

389
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:35,499
I HAVE A TV SHOW HERE.
YOU'RE IN IT.

390
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,290
THEY DRAW MY NOSE WRONG.

391
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,582
HOW CAN WE GET HOME?

392
00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:43,999
ISN'T THERE A YELLOW BRICK
ROAD WE COULD FOLLOW?

393
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,582
IT'S NO USE!

394
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,749
[SOBBING]

395
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:49,290
I TRIED USING THIS ANTENNA

396
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:51,707
TO RETURN TO ST. CANARD,

397
00:17:51,708 --> 00:17:54,874
BUT I CAN'T FIND
THE RIGHT FREQUENCY.

398
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:59,832
I GUESS WE'LL NEVER GET BACK TO ST.
CANARD.

399
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:02,457
<i>AU CONTRAIRE, MON FRERES!</i>

400
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:04,582
YOU WANT ST. CANARD?

401
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,999
I'LL GIVE YOU ST. CANARD!

402
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,290
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

403
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,458
WITH MATINEES ON WEEKENDS.

404
00:18:18,875 --> 00:18:20,874
"AH, ST. CANARD!

405
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,749
ONLY I CAN..."

406
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,832
AH, ST.<i>CANARD,</i>

407
00:18:25,833 --> 00:18:27,207
ONLY <i>I</i> CA...

408
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:29,624
I'LL NEVER GET THIS RIGHT!

409
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:31,207
WHO WROTE THIS?

410
00:18:31,208 --> 00:18:34,332
THEY'RE TRYING TO
MAKE ME LOOK STUPID!

411
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:35,457
WHOA!

412
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:36,624
GAAH!

413
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:40,499
WHAT ARE THESE WIRES FOR?
I CAN'T FLY.

414
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:43,290
LIVE SHOWS NEED MORE OOMPH!

415
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,249
I'LL GIVE YOU OOMPH!

416
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,832
I HATE THIS!

417
00:18:46,833 --> 00:18:49,582
CAN'T I USE MY OWN LIGHTNING?

418
00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:53,874
I'LL LIGHT UP BROADWAY
ALL BY MYSELF!

419
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:55,582
[COUGHING]

420
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,082
SORRY, MEGS...

421
00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,582
FIRE REGULATIONS.

422
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:02,000
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
IT'S SHOWTIME!

423
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:09,707
AH, ST. CANARD...

424
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:11,749
AND ONLY I CAN...

425
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,332
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

426
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,249
OH!

427
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,250
AHEM.

428
00:19:16,251 --> 00:19:18,457
AH, ST. CANARD!

429
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,165
ONLY I CAN PROTECT IT FROM HARM!

430
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:25,457
ONLY I CAN BRING ITS
TOTAL DESTRUCTION.

431
00:19:25,458 --> 00:19:26,707
LOUDER!

432
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,707
ONLY I CAN BRING IT'S
TOTAL DESTRUCTION!

433
00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:32,707
[GIVING DARKWING THE RASPBERRY]

434
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,125
YEEOUCH!

435
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,290
AAH! WHOA! AAK!

436
00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,290
OOF! WHOAAH!

437
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:41,583
AAH!

438
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:52,583
WILL THAT BE PAPER OR PLASTIC?

439
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:54,832
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

440
00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:57,832
YOU HEAR THAT? THEY LOVE IT!

441
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:02,874
AND IT USES THE SAME
STORY EVERY NIGHT.

442
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:06,457
I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR
THAT SILLY HELMET!

443
00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,000
THE HELMET... OF COURSE!

444
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:16,124
THIS HELMET IS TUNED
TO OUR DIMENSION.

445
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,874
WE'LL USE ITS FREQUENCY
TO GET US HOME!

446
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:20,875
CAREFUL!

447
00:20:20,876 --> 00:20:22,374
WITHOUT THAT HELMET,

448
00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,457
I CAN'T MAKE NEW EPISODES!

449
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,999
YOU COULD TRY BEING ORIGINAL.

450
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,082
ORIGINAL?

451
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,957
YOU MEAN ACTUALLY
THINK UP IDEAS?

452
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,333
ARE YOU A LUNATIC?

453
00:20:34,291 --> 00:20:36,749
THERE... THAT SHOULD DO IT!

454
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:39,832
I CAN'T WAIT TO ROB BANKS

455
00:20:39,833 --> 00:20:41,832
AND TERRORIZE THE POPULACE!

456
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:45,249
I CAN'T WAIT TO STOP YOU.

457
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,707
OOH, THAT'S SO LIKE YOU!

458
00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:50,749
OF COURSE, YOU CAN'T STOP ME

459
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,999
IF YOU'RE NOT THERE!

460
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,457
WAAH!

461
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,499
THIS IS CALLED A DOUBLE-CROSS.

462
00:20:58,500 --> 00:20:59,957
YOU CAN'T LEAVE.

463
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,500
YOU DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE!

464
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:06,166
G-G-GAAH!

465
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,832
MY HELMET!

466
00:21:11,833 --> 00:21:14,874
MY PRECIOUS HELMET...
IT'S RUINED!

467
00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,249
<i>I'M</i> RUINED!

468
00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:17,250
RUINED!

469
00:21:17,251 --> 00:21:18,499
RUINED!

470
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:21,707
<i>TOO RIGHT, DALE!
WE'LL FINISH THIS CASE.</i>

471
00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:25,290
<i>IN TWO SHAKES OF A DINGO'S TAIL!</i>

472
00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,582
<i>RIGHT, MONTY!
RESCUE RANGERS AWAY!</i>

473
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,332
<i>RESCUE RANGERS?</i>

474
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,250
NOW THERE'S A CARTOON SHOW!

475
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,624
MMM, BOY HOWDY!

476
00:21:35,625 --> 00:21:38,082
SITTING CLOSE TO THE TV

477
00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:42,583
MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE
PART OF THE ACTION.

478
00:21:45,583 --> 00:21:47,082
ALL RIGHT, MEGAVOLT,

479
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:50,499
IT'S TIME TO CANCEL
YOUR CRIME SPREE!

480
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,999
NOT WHILE I STILL
HAVE MY ELECTROLYZER!

481
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,415
HA HA HA HA!

482
00:21:55,416 --> 00:21:56,458
GOTCHA!

483
00:21:59,708 --> 00:22:01,707
WAIT! THIS ISN'T RIGHT!

484
00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,249
HELP ME!

485
00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,124
NOW, OFF TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS!

486
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,125
THEN I GOT TO GET
TO A TOY COMPANY.