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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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WHAT? LOSE ANOTHER
GAME OF WHIFFLE BOY?
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THE DAILY CRIME REPORT.
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IT'S THE WORST REPORT
I'VE EVER SEEN.
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A REGULAR CRIME WAVE?
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I WISH.
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THERE'S HASN'T BEEN
ONE CRIME ALL DAY.
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ISN'T THAT GOOD?
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NOT FOR A CRIMEFIGHTER.
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WITHOUT A CRIME TO FIGHT, I'M...
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I'M DOODLY-SQUAT.
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THERE MUST BE A CRIME SOMEWHERE.
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I DUNNO, D.W.
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THE CITY LOOKS REAL QUIET.
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AND I WAS JUST READING,
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"IT'S A QUIET TOWN
THAT CALMS YOU DOWN."
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"STRESS-BUSTERS...
HOW TO RELAX IN A HURRY."
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SOUNDS LIKE A WORK OF GENIUS.
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WANNA READ IT?
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DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
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I'M PERFECTLY RELAXED.
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LET'S FIND A CRIME...
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ANY CRIME, BIG
CRIME, LITTLE CRIME.
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BROKEN GLASS IN FRONT OF
GOMBERT'S CANDY STORE.
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AHA. AHA.
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AHA.
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UNLESS I MISS MY GUESS,
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A ROBBERY HAS TAKEN PLACE HERE.
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WHO DID THIS DASTARDLY DEED?
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A COWBOY AND AN INDIAN.
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO
THE COMMON CRIMINAL?
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SAY, FOR SOMEONE WHO'S
JUST BEEN ROBBED,
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YOU SEEM AWFULLY CALM.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
WHAT HAPPENS, HAPPENS.
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[SNORING]
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[SNORING]
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STRESS-BUSTERS SAYS.
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TO ACCEPT THE THINGS
YOU CANNOT CHANGE.
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OR IS THAT CHANGE THE
THINGS YOU CAN'T ACCEPT?
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I'M ONLY INTERESTED
IN THE CHANGE
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STOLEN FROM THAT CASH REGISTER.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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WAAH-HOO!
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WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!
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[CRASH]
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HEY, GOOD IDEA, D.W.
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THESE SPILLED GUMBALLS
OUGHTA LEAD US TO THE CROOKS.
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AHEM.
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EXCUSE ME.
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WERE YOU ROBBED BY A
COWBOY AND AN INDIAN?
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A COWBOY AND AN INDIAN?
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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IT WAS TWO PIRATES.
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TWO PIRATES? OF COURSE.
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AND THEY DIDN'T ROB US.
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THEY JUST WANTED TO TRY THIS
NEW KIND OF BOWLING WITH...
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A PACK OF WILD PANTHERS.
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A PACK OF WILD PANTHERS?
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SO WE SAID OKEY-DOKEY.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, LAUNCHPAD?
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THEY SAID OKEY-DOKEY.
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SHH.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHH?
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THEY HATE LOUD NOISES.
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THEY?
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[GROWLING]
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NICE KITTIES.
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PRETTY KITTIES.
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COWBOYS AND INDIANS
COMMITTING CANDY CRIMES?
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PIRATES PLAYING WITH PANTHERS?
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TWO CIRCUS CLOWNS CREATING CHAOS
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ACROSS THE CITY.
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THIS CASE GETS
CRAZIER AND CRAZIER.
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TO BE OR NOT?
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I GUESS THAT'S THE QUESTION.
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ANON, WE SEIZE THE
STAGE TO HERE PERFORM
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A PLAY TO LIFT YOUR
HEARTS AND MAKE THEM WARM.
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QUACKERJACK,
THIS DRESSING UP IN COSTUMES
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IS GETTING BORING.
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CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE SHOCKING?
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SHUSH, MEGAVOLT.
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YOU'LL SPOIL MY LITTLE DRAMA.
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STRANGE. THE TRAIL LED RIGHT
INTO THE SHUBIRD THEATER.
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BUT, ERE OUR FINE
AMUSEMENT MAY COMMENCE,
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WE MUST COLLECT YOUR
DOLLARS AND YOUR CENTS.
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LOOK. THOSE AREN'T ACTORS.
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IT'S THAT CRAZED
TOYMAKER, QUACKERJACK,
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AND HIS SUPERCHARGED
PAL, MEGAVOLT.
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OF COURSE.
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THEY'RE BEHIND THIS
COCKAMAMIE CRIME WAVE.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
YOU THIEVING THESPIANS.
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THE CITIZENS OF ST. CANARD WON'T
STAND FOR THIS SORT OF TREATMENT!
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WE DON'T MIND.
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WHAT'S WITH YOU PEOPLE?
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THE CITY'S BEING ROBBED BLIND,
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AND YOU ACT LIKE
NOTHING'S HAPPENING?
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SO, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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NOT SO FAST, EVILDOERS.
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MY, MY. AREN'T WE IN A HUFF.
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MR.
BANANA-BRAIN SAYS RELAX, MAX.
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WOULD EVERYONE PLEASE
STOP TELLING ME TO RELAX?
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I AM RELAXED.
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I... AM... RELAXED!
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OOPSY.
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YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO BRING
DOWN THE HOUSE, DIPWING.
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I'LL BRING YOU DOWN.
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ANOTHER ELECTRIFYING
PERFORMANCE, MEGAVOLT.
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HEY, COME BACK HERE, YOU...
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[COUGH COUGH]
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UH-OH. D.W.
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LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT AWAY.
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AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
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I OVERREACTED.
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OH. A CRIMEFIGHTER
SHOULD REMAIN CALM
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AT ALL TIMES.
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LAUNCHPAD, THE BOOK.
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STRESS-BUSTERS. CHAPTER ONE.
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"THE FIRST STEP TO TRANQUILLITY
IS PLENTY OF EXERCISE..."
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AND YOU CAN'T BEAT
A NICE PEACEFUL JOG.
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YES, NOTHING LIKE A BRISK JAUNT.
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THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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TO CHASE THOSE CARES AWAY.
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AND FOR TRUE RELAXATION,
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A GENTLE MASSAGE
WILL WORK WONDERS.
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AHH. JUST FEEL THAT TENSION.
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BEING SQUEEZED RIGHT OUT OF YOU.
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PROPER MEDICATION TECHNIQUES.
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CAN OPEN UP SHINING
NEW VISTAS OF SERENITY.
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SIMPLY CLOSE YOUR EYES.
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AND FOCUS ON A RESTFUL IMAGE,
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SUCH AS A TROPICAL
ISLAND OR A SUNSET.
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ANY CALMING IMAGE
WILL DO NICELY.
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A FIELD OF WIND-SWEPT FLOWERS,
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A MOUNTAIN STREAM.
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HE MUST BE READING
CHAPTER SEVEN,
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"REDECORATING FOR RELAXATION."
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HE DOESN'T LOOK SO RELAXED.
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HA HA HA HA! SHH. SHH.
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IT'S A FLY. HA HA!
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GOT HIM!
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DAD, STOP!
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HE-YAH!
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OUCH. OUCH.
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SINGED BUT TRIUMPHANT.
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[FLY BUZZES]
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MAYBE IT'S TIME
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THAT WE READ CHAPTER 12, D.W...
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"SEEKING PROFESSIONAL HELP."
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VAT A TENSE LITTLE PUPPY YOU
ARE, NO?
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WELL, WE CAN HELP YOU.
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I AM DR. HEEBY.
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I AM DR. JEEBY.
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SAY,
YOU TWO LOOK AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
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ACH! YOU'RE HAVING DEJA VU.
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THIS COULD BE SERIOUS.
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JA, JA, JA.
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VE MUST FIRST LEARN
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VAT IS MAKING YOU SO TENSE.
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PERHAPS IT'S THE VIOLENCE
OF MODERN SOCIETY, HUH?
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VE NEED TO GET HIM IN TOUCH
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MIT HIS INNER CHILD SELF.
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HERE. YOUR REACTION TO
THIS SIMPLE CHILD'S TOY
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VILL HELP US TO
UNDERSCHTAND YOUR PROBLEM.
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[POP GOES THE WEASEL PLAYS]
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NOW VE SEE VAT IS EATING YOU.
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EATING YOU. HA HA HA!
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[PANTING]
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DEFINITELY TENSE.
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YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN.
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I KNOW VAT VOULD FIX
HIM, DR. HEEBY.
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HE NEEDS A LITTLE JOLT
FROM OUR RELAXATRON.
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RELAXATRON?
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OF COURSE.
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YOU'RE THE ONES TURNING
EVERYONE INTO ZOMBIES.
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YOU'RE QUACKERJACK AND MEGAVOLT.
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YOU GOT IT, BANANA-BEAK.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU...
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LET ME GO.
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AND GUESS WHO'S NEXT TO GET
FRIED, CLYDE?
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AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
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HA HA HA!
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IT'S PLAYTIME!
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WHOA. MUST BE SOME NEW
RELAXATION TECHNIQUE.
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KEEN GEAR!
HOW'D YOU GET SO WIGGLY?
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SPECIAL...
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NEWS BULLETIN.
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TWO GIANT PUMPKINS
SNUCK INTO THE MUSEUM.
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AND FORCIBLY BORROWED
PRICELESS EGYPTIAN STUFF.
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NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.
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GEE, D.W. GIANT PUMPKINS!
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THAT MUST BE QUACKERJACK AND
MEGAVOLT IN COSTUME AGAIN.
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THEY'RE RUNNING THE
STRESS-FREE CLINIC.
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QUACKERJACK AND
MEGAVOLT RUN THE CLINIC?
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YEAH. THEY GAVE ME
THIS WADDLEMAN RADIO.
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JUST THE THING TO
HELP YOU RELAX.
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
TO HELP YOU UNRELAX
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SO YOU CAN CLOBBER THOSE CROOKS.
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LET'S GET MISCHIEVOUS!
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HE HATES ME DOING THIS.
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OOH! NOW I'M MAD!
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SEE?
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WHEW! FOR A SECOND THERE,
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I THOUGHT I NEEDED
NEW BATTERIES.
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[HUMMING]
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OH!
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TA-DA!
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IT'S THE GREAT TOY PYRAMID!
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A COLOSSAL TRIBUTE TO ST.
CANARD'S NEW LAW...
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THE LAW OF FUN!
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GOT THAT RIGHT, DWIGHT.
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NOW THAT EVERYBODY'S
SO CAREFREE,
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WE'LL HAVE ALL THE FUN WE WANT.
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I AM THE TERROR...
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UH... AND THEN SOMETHING
ABOUT FLAPPIN', RIGHT?
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RIGHT. SAY SOMETHING TO
STRIKE FEAR IN THEIR HEARTS.
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WOW. COOL HATS.
245
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DAD, THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS.
246
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YOU FOIL 'EM, NOT FLATTER 'EM!
247
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,457
OOH, GETTING UPSET, YOUNG LADY?
248
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WE KNOW HOW TO CURE THAT.
249
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,082
MEET MR. RELAXATRON!
250
00:13:58,083 --> 00:13:59,375
YIPE! YIPE!
251
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,374
DRAT! MY BATTERY'S LOW.
252
00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:06,999
OH, GOOD GOING, SPARKY.
253
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,957
DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!
254
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:11,499
O.K., YOU ASKED FOR IT.
255
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:14,458
SUCK GAS, EVILDOERS!
256
00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,750
EEW!
257
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,374
MMM! CAJUN-SYTLE PICKLE RELISH.
258
00:14:25,375 --> 00:14:28,957
HAH! C'MON,
LET'S GO WREAK SOME HAVOC...
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00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:30,957
SPARKY.
260
00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:32,874
DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!
261
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:36,332
YOU PUT RELISH IN THE GAS GUN?
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00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,957
SURE.
EVEN A RELAXED CRIMEFIGHTER
263
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:40,624
HAS TO BE PREPARED.
264
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:42,874
PREPARED FOR WHAT?
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A LITTLE SNACK.
266
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BEHOLD.
267
00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:49,332
KRAZY KEVIN'S KLASSIC
KOCKTAIL WIENIES.
268
00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:50,832
YAY! MY FAVORITE!
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OHH!
270
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,874
GROOVY!
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FABULOUS!
272
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,874
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR, SPARKY?
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HURRY UP AND RECHARGE
YOUR BATTERY!
274
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,166
DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!
275
00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:11,832
WOW. I NEEDED THAT.
276
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:15,082
I'M GLAD YOU GOT SUCH A CHARGE,
277
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:19,375
BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED
MR. RELAXATRON!
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00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,999
OH, TERRIFIC. A BLACKOUT.
279
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,332
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SEE?
280
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WHY DONCHA LIGHT A
CANDLE, RANDALL?
281
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:34,083
THAT'S IT!
THANKS, MR. BANANA-BRAIN.
282
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,749
DING, DING, DING!
283
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,625
[IMITATING SIREN]
284
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,582
THERE. NOW WE CAN SEE.
285
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:49,832
NICE SHOOTIN', QUACKIE!
286
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:52,957
BUT DON'T FIRE
ENGINES SPRAY WATER?
287
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:56,165
NO.
THEN THEY'D BE WATER ENGINES.
288
00:15:56,166 --> 00:16:00,832
DO WE HAVE ONE?
I THINK WE NEED IT.
289
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,124
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
290
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:09,625
OH... UH... DON'T WORRY.
IT'LL BURN ITSELF OUT.
291
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,458
AAH!
292
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:20,208
AAH!
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00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,499
GREAT.
I SEE IT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS...
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"HERO TWIDDLES, WHILE ST.
CANARD BURNS."
295
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,708
I SUPPOSE THIS
COULD BE A PROBLEM.
296
00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:46,582
THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
297
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:47,999
IT'S DARKWING DUCK!
298
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,332
WE'RE SAVED!
299
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,249
OH, QUICK, DO SOMETHING!
300
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,082
NO PROBLEMO.
301
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:56,457
YAY! YAY!
302
00:16:56,458 --> 00:17:00,457
IF THERE'S ONE THING
A FIRE'S GOOD FOR,
303
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:05,332
IT'S TOASTING KRAZY KEVIN'S
KLASSIC KOCKTAIL WIENIES.
304
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,874
YOU REALLY OUGHTA TRY ONE.
305
00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:09,415
YOU'LL LOVE 'EM.
306
00:17:09,416 --> 00:17:11,166
MMM-MMM-MMM!
307
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,624
OOH! AAH! OOH!
308
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:18,208
OOH! AHH! OOH!
309
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,165
MMM-MMM!
310
00:17:24,166 --> 00:17:26,457
WE'RE GETTING OUR
BEHINDS BARBECUED,
311
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:29,457
AND DARKWING DINER
IS ROASTING WIENIES!
312
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:32,957
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE THE CRAZY ONES.
313
00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:36,707
YOU TURNED HIS BRAIN
INTO SPONGE CAKE, JAKE.
314
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:38,832
AAH!
315
00:17:38,833 --> 00:17:44,124
I'M REALLY GLAD EVERYONE'S
HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME.
316
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,374
NOBODY SNUFFED THE FIRE?
317
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,999
SNUFF THE FIRE?
318
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,999
OF COURSE.
319
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,458
WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK OF THAT?
320
00:17:54,250 --> 00:17:57,458
[MEGAVOLT] ONE FIRE GOING OUT.
321
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,499
TA-DA!
322
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:06,208
MEGAVOLT... SUPERHERO!
323
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,499
TA-DA!
324
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,875
MEGAVOLT... SUPERFOOL!
325
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
YEOW!
326
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,416
HEY, THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
327
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,749
DOES ANYBODY HAVE
A BOAT ON THEM?
328
00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:25,207
WELL, SURE.
329
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,458
WHY DO YOU ASK?
330
00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:33,957
WHOA! I GOTTA GET ME ONE
OF THESE RUBBER DUCKIES.
331
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,250
HEY, WAIT FOR US!
332
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,874
TROUBLE!
333
00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,457
AAH!
334
00:18:44,458 --> 00:18:45,874
AAH!
335
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,874
OH, A WATERFALL.
336
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,415
HOW RELAXING.
337
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,332
YOU'VE RELAXED ENOUGH.
338
00:18:51,333 --> 00:18:53,457
SNAP OUT OF IT!
339
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,332
HEY! I'LL SHORT OUT!
340
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:58,124
SHORT OUT? THAT'S IT!
341
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,875
HAVE A NICE DAY.
342
00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:11,832
WHAT? WHERE? WHO? WHEN?
SOMETIMES WHY.
343
00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,875
WHOA!
344
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:21,000
AAH! AAH! AAH!
345
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,707
WHOOP!
346
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:25,874
AHA!
347
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,250
THE ST. CANARD WATERWORKS!
348
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:34,957
YAAH! DEATH BY JACUZZI!
349
00:19:34,958 --> 00:19:37,874
ALL WE WANTED WAS SOME FUN.
350
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,582
GOOD. THE FUN HAS BEGUN.
351
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,582
HAND ME THOSE TOY
TEETH, QUACKERJACK.
352
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,874
BE CAREFUL. I JUST BRUSHED THEM.
353
00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:51,957
I'LL ATTACH THE TEETH TO
YOUR POWER CORD, MEGSIE,
354
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,082
AND VOILA!
355
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,875
YIPPEE-KAI-AI!
356
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,249
LOOK UP THERE!
THE SHUT-OFF VALVE!
357
00:20:16,250 --> 00:20:19,832
LAUNCHPAD, DO YOU HAVE
YOUR STRESS-BUSTERS BOOK?
358
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:24,332
HERE, D.W.,
BUT THIS IS NO TIME TO RELAX.
359
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,583
SO WHO'S GONNA RELAX?
360
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:30,749
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT WORKED.
361
00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:34,415
BUT MEGAVOLT AND QUACKERJACK
ARE GETTING AWAY.
362
00:20:34,416 --> 00:20:36,749
ALWAYS HAVE SEVERAL
RUBBER DUCKIES.
363
00:20:36,750 --> 00:20:38,749
BYE-BYE, PALLIES!
364
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,249
I GOTTA LEAVE, STEVE!
365
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:44,707
NO PROBLEM. THIS IS A JOB FOR...
366
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,582
KRAZY KEVIN'S KOCKTAIL WIENIES!
367
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,374
NOT THE WIENIES AGAIN, DAD.
368
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:54,125
NOPE. THE TOOTHPICK.
369
00:21:00,833 --> 00:21:06,291
WELL,
I GUESS WE CAN ALL RELAX NOW.
370
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:15,000
AS I WAS SAYING...
371
00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:20,957
TOO BAD YOU USED ALL THOSE
KLASSIC KOCKTAIL WIENIES.
372
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:24,708
THEY MAKE THE
PERFECT PICNIC SNACK.
373
00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,499
AHH! WHAT A LIFE!
374
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,499
SEE, DAD, EVEN YOU CAN RELAX.
375
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:38,457
YOU JUST GOTTA GET
YOUR MIND OFF CRIME.
376
00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:39,999
YOU'RE RIGHT, GOS.
377
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,499
AHA! A LITTERBUG!
378
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,582
IT'S A JOB FOR...
379
00:21:44,583 --> 00:21:45,707
DAD...
380
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:49,457
HEH HEH. A JOB FOR...
381
00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:51,707
THEY CITY'S CLEANUP CREW.
382
00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:55,499
"LET'S ZAP EVERYONE IN
THE CITY," YOU SAID.
383
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:57,957
"LET'S DRESS UP LIKE PIRATES."
384
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:01,749
HEY, WHY DONCHA JUST
RELAX, SPARKY?
385
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,415
DON'T CALL ME SPARKY,
AND I AM RELAXED!
386
00:22:06,416 --> 00:22:10,583
I... AM... RE... LAXED!
387
00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:13,291
AAH!