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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.

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THIS IS NO PLACE FOR PLANTS.

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THERE'S NO LIGHT.
MY LEAVES ARE DROOPING.

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AAH! LOOK!
I THINK I HAVE LEAF LICE.

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YOU GOTTA LET ME OUT.

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I ONLY ROBBED BANKS
FOR SEED MONEY.

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YOU'D THINK I WAS THE ONLY
VEGETABLE THAT EVER WENT BAD.

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HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

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LAUNCHPAD!

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WOULD YOU PAY A BIT MORE
ATTENTION TO YOUR FLYING?

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I'D LIKE TO MEET WITH THE WARDEN

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WHILE I'M STILL
AMONG THE LIVING.

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DID YOU KNOW SOME
POLICE DEPARTMENTS

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USE PSYCHIC POWERS
TO SOLVE CRIMES?

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JUST WHAT ARE YOU READING?

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IT'S THE LATEST IN THE
INCREDIBLY LARGE AND WEIRD BOOKS

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FOR YOUR COFFEE
TABLE COLLECTION.

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LAUNCHPAD, THERE IS NO
EASY WAY TO SOLVE A CRIME.

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JUST LOGIC, DEDUCTION,
AND A THROUGH COMPILING OF CLUES.

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THAT'S HOW I LOCKED BUSHROOT
AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

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I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE HE HID
IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR.

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JUST LAND THE PLANE.
THE WARDEN'S WAITING.

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NO THICKS, BUSHROOT.

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THIS GUN IS LOADED WITH
INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH WEED KILLER.

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ONE MOVE AND YOU'RE COMPOST.

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HE HASN'T MOVED IN TWO WEEKS.

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THAT'S WHY WE CALLED YOU.

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OH. RIGHT.

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STAND BACK WHILE I
COLLECT MY CLUES.

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OK, HAIR WILTED,

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COMPLEXION DRY AND BROWN,

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NO PULSE... OF COURSE,
THAT'S NORMAL FOR A VEGETABLE.

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WARDEN, THE FACTS POINT
TO ONE CONCLUSION...

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BUSHROOT IS DEAD.

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SHOULDN'T WE CHECK HIS AURA?

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WHAT'S HE DOING?

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EXCUSE MY SIDEKICK.

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HIS BRAIN SEEMS TO BE HAVING
AN OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE.

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NO, THAT'S IN CHAPTER 10.

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I'M TRYING TO CONNECT WITH THE
POWERS OF MY SUBCONSCIOUS MIND.

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LAUNCHPAD, THE FACTS DON'T LIE.

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BUSHROOT IS DEAD.

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ABSOLUTELY, WITHOUT A DOUBT...

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DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

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EXCEPT FOR THIS VINE
GROWING OUT THE WINDOW.

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HUH?

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YOUR PSYCHIC SENSE IS AMAZING.

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BUSHROOT ISN'T DEAD.

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HE SPROUTED RIGHT
THROUGH THE WALL.

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WELL, YEAH,
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO DEDUCE THAT.

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THIS PSYCHIC BUSINESS
IS FASCINATING.

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HOW ARE YOU AT
FINDING LOST SOCKS?

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THAT'S QUITE A FASHION
STATEMENT FOR YOU TWO.

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WHO'S YOUR DESIGNER? KING TUT?

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WE'RE BOOSTING OUT PSYCHIC
SENSES WITH PYRAMID POWER.

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IF I CAN READ MY TEACHER'S MIND

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I'LL NEVER HAVE TO STUDY
FOR A TEST ANYMORE.

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REALLY? WHY DON'T YOU
TRY READING MY MIND?

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GUESS I BETTER DO MY HOMEWORK.

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SEE THAT?
THE HAT'S WORKING ALREADY.

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IT WAS JUST LUCK THAT
YOU FOUND THAT VINE.

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YOU BETTER GET THE DOOR.

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AND NOW YOU'VE GOT GOSALYN
BELIEVING IN THAT NONSENSE.

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[ DOORBELL RING ]
I'LL GET THE DOOR.

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HELLO, HONKER. WHAT DID YOU...

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MR. MALLARD,
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.

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WHAT? WHAT?

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IT'S MY FAMILY.
THEY'VE BEEN ACTING REALLY...

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WEIRD.

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I HOPE IT'S NOT CONTAGIOUS.

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HONKER,
WEIRD IS A RELATIVE TERM.

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AND AFTER ALL,
YOUR RELATIVES ARE MUDDLEFOOTS.

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NO OFFENSE.

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DAD, HE'S BEING SERIOUS.

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WHAT HAPPENED, HONK?

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THEY ALL DISAPPEARED.

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ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.

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LOOKS LIKE BINKEY'S A LITTLE
BEHIND IN HER HOUSEWORK.

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WELL, MOM'S BEEN GARDENING.

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INSIDE THE HOUSE?

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WOW! THIS MUCH DIRT MAKES
EVEN MY ROOM SEEM CLEAN.

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LET'S NOT GO CRAZY.

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ALL RIGHT, SPREAD OUT.

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THE PRECISION MIND
OF DARKWING DUCK

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NEEDS CLUES TO FEED ON.

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I'LL CHECK FOR AURAS.

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I'LL CHECK FOR AURAS. RIGHT.

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YAAA!

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WHOA! SOME CABBAGE.

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THIS BABY COULD KEEP ME
IN COLE SLAW FOR A MONTH.

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MY AUNT TRUDI SENT IT.

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THAT'S WHEN MOM
STARTED GARDENING.

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I CAN'T GET NEAR IT...
GIVES ME HIVES.

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HERB HASN'T BEEN GONE LONG...

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THE SET'S STILL WARM.

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HEY, THERE'S A TAPE IN THE VCR.

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<i>MOISTEN YOUR MULCH FREQUENTLY,</i>

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<i>BUT BE SURE TO TAKE PRECAUTIONS
AGAINST THAT PESKY MILDEW.</i>

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"GARDENING WITH GERDIE"

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SOUNDS A LITTLE
INTELLECTUAL FOR HERB.

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LOOK! SHE'S GOT SOME OF
THOSE WEIRD CABBAGES.

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AH! STOP THE TAPE!

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LOOK IN THE
SHRUBBERY BEHIND HER.

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AAH! IT'S NOT SOME OF
THAT PESKY MILDEW, IS IT?

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NOOO. BUT YOU'RE CLOSE.

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BUSHROOT!

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ONCE AGAIN,
THE BRILLIANT DARKWING DUCK

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SOLVES THE CASE WITH LOGIC,
ANALYSIS, AND DEDUCTION.

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HOW SO?

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ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

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BUSHROOT ESCAPES FROM PRISON,
KIDNAPS THE MUDDLEFOOTS,

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AND FORCES THEM TO
GROW MUTANT CABBAGES.

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WHY?

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WHY? BECAUSE... HE...

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I'D BETTER GET MORE CLOSE.

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DON'T WORRY, HONK MAN,

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WITH THIS DOWSING ROD,

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I'LL FIND YOUR FOLKS IN A JIFFY.

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OH, PLU-EASE!

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JUST HOLD UP THE MAP FOR ME

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AND HERE WE GO.

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IGNORE MR. ALLAKAZAM.

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THE VIDEO TAPE'S BOX WILL TELL
US WHERE THE SHOW WAS MADE.

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WHICH IS WHERE THOSE CABBAGE
MONSTROSITIES MUST HAVE COME FROM.

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NOW THAT'S... OOOH!

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YOU'RE RIGHT. THE SHOW WAS
TAPED IN THE TOWN OF TWIN BEAKS.

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WEIRD.

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WELL, THERE'S TWIN BEAKS.

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I GUESS IT'S TIME TO
PUT ON THE BLINDFOLD.

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WHAT?!!!!

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I DON'T WANT MY SUBCONSCIOUS
DISTRACTED BY ANYTHING I SEE.

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LIKE THOSE TREES?!

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YAAAAA!

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MAJORLY IMPRESSIVE.

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THAT WAS YOUR
SMOOTHEST LANDING EVER.

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AMAZING. MAYBE THERE IS SOMETHING TO
THAT SUBCONSCIOUS BRAIN OF YOUR...

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AAAAAH!

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OR MAYBE NOT.

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WELL, WE CAN'T BE TOO LOST.

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SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S
A FARM NEAR HERE.

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WITH DUCK SKYWALKER HERE

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USING THE POWER OF THE FOREST,

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IT'S A WONDER WE LANDED
ON THE SAME PLANET.

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NO MORE SUBCONSCIOUS
HOCUS-POCUS, LAUNCHPAD.

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LAUNCHPAD?

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LAUNCHPAD?

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THERE HE IS.

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LAUNCHPAD,
WE HAVE A CASE TO SOLVE.

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WILL YOU QUIT WANDERING OFF?

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MOOO.

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THE COWS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.

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WEIRD.

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EVEN FOR LAUNCHPAD.

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OK, TWIN BEAKS IS A
QUARTER MILE UP THE ROAD.

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WE SHOULD TAKE A LEFT
AT THE SECOND LIGHT

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AND STOP IN AT TRUDI'S DINNER.

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SHE MAKES A GREAT PIE
AND DARN GOOD COFFEE.

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DID THE NICE COW
TELL YOU ALL THAT?

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DON'T BE SILLY, D.W.

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THIS LOG GAVE ME THE DIRECTIONS.

189
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THE COW JUST WARNED US
NOT TO ORDER THE COFFEE.

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YEAH.

191
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WELL, THIS IS THE PLACE
THE LOG RECOMMENDS.

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GREAT. I BET ALL THE
CLASSIEST TIMBER EATS HERE.

193
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IT SURE LOOKS POPULAR
WITH THE SALAD CROWD.

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I TOLD YOU THIS WAS THE
SOURCE OF THOSE THINGS.

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00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,375
I'M POSITIVE THAT
BUSHROOT IS BEHIND IT ALL.

196
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OF WHAT?

197
00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:07,457
HIS PLAN TO TAKE OVER...

198
00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,290
THE SCHEME AND THE BAD STUFF...
WHATEVER.

199
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:12,457
I JUST NEED A FEW MORE
CLUES TO SORT IT OUT.

200
00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,999
THE LOG THINKS
BUSHROOT IS INNOCENT.

201
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WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES.
IT'S A PLANT!

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00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,457
SORT OF.

203
00:10:18,458 --> 00:10:21,457
GREAT. NOW HE HAS ME
DEBATING WITH KINDLING.

204
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WELL...

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00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:26,333
MAY I HELP YOU?

206
00:10:29,458 --> 00:10:33,457
WHY, HONKER, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE WITH THESE FOLKS?

207
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,999
HELLO, AUNT TRUDI.
THIS IS DARKWING DUCK.

208
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,957
HE'S HELPING ME FIND MY PARENTS.

209
00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:40,874
OH, WHY, YOU SILLY,

210
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THEY'RE OUT BACK.

211
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THEY CAME UP TO HELP
WITH THE HARVEST.

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00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,165
WELL, THAT'S BINKEY FOR YOU.

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00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:50,457
SHE MUST HAVE JUST
FORGOTTEN HIM.

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MOM! DAD!

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00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,582
HIYA, HONK.

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00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,874
SORRY ABOUT LEAVING
YOU BACK HOME.

217
00:10:56,875 --> 00:11:00,207
SURE AM GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

218
00:11:00,208 --> 00:11:08,125
OH, YES. WE REALLY COULDN'T
HAVE A HARVEST WITHOUT YOU.

219
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,291
MOOOO!

220
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:19,332
I'M GETTIN' BAD VIBRATIONS
ABOUT THIS TOWN, D.W.

221
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:22,457
SOMETHING STRANGE
IS GOING ON HERE.

222
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,707
NO. STRANGE IS LEARNING YOUR
WIFE IS AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR

223
00:11:25,708 --> 00:11:27,332
FROM THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE.

224
00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:30,374
THIS PLACE IS DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE.

225
00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,582
OH, I DON'T THINK SO AT ALL.

226
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:39,125
IT'S JUST THAT THIS TOWN FEELS
PARTICULARLY CLOSE TO THEIR PLANTS.

227
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,999
WAAAA!

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00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,457
I CAN TELL.

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00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:44,832
THIS COFFEE TASTE
LIKE FERTILIZER.

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MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL
LISTEN TO THE COWS.

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COWS! COWS! COWS!

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AAAAAH!

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00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,707
COWS? WHY WOULD COWS SCARE THEM?

234
00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:58,707
I'VE GOT IT. COWS MAKE MILK.

235
00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,957
MILK GOES BAD.
THE COFFEE IS BAD.

236
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:04,708
BUSHROOT'S BAD. YOU SEE?
IT ALL CONNECTS.

237
00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:12,582
BUT THE LOG SAYS
BUSHROOT IS INNOCENT.

238
00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:16,165
YOU EXPECT ME TO TAKE THE
WORD OF A PLANT SYMPATHIZER?

239
00:12:16,166 --> 00:12:19,458
WELL, LOGICAL DEDUCTIONS
AREN'T WORKING.

240
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:23,582
BESIDES, THE LOG WAS RIGHT
ABOUT FINDING THIS PLACE.

241
00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:26,207
OH, YEAH? WELL,
IT WAS WRONG ABOUT THE COFFEE.

242
00:12:26,208 --> 00:12:28,582
EVEN THE STUPID
COWS GOT THAT RIGHT.

243
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:32,624
THERE IS NO WAY I'M
WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME

244
00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,375
FOLLOWING SOME LOG
INTO THE WOODS.

245
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:38,957
OK, OK, OK,
BUT I'M ONLY GOING ALONG

246
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:41,332
SO YOU'LL SEE HOW
STUPID THIS ALL IS,

247
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:43,957
AND DROP THIS
SUBCONSCIOUS MUMBO-JUMBO.

248
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,999
BUSHROOT'S BEHIND IT AND I'M
THE ONE WHO'S GOING TO FIND...

249
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,458
WAAA DAAA!

250
00:12:50,458 --> 00:12:51,499
SEE?

251
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,707
IT IS BUSHROOT! HE'S DEAD!

252
00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,207
AGAIN?

253
00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,415
GUESS THAT BLOWS YOUR SWELL
THEORY ABOUT HIM, HUH, DAD?

254
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,874
HAVE FUN.
I'M GONNA CHECK ON HONKER.

255
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:06,874
AREN'T YOU CURIOUS WHY A MUTANT
PLANT DUCK BREAKS OUT OF PRISON

256
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:08,582
AND ENDS UP WRAPPED IN PLASTIC?

257
00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:11,500
HOW ELSE DO YOU KEEP
VEGETABLES FRESH?

258
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,707
RIGHT.

259
00:13:13,708 --> 00:13:15,707
L.P.,
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,

260
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:19,333
BUT I HAVE A FEW
QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR LOG.

261
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:27,165
AAAAH!

262
00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:30,165
WHERE'VE YOU BEEN, ANYWAY?

263
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:35,457
HELPING MY PARENTS WITH THE
HARVEST OF THESE NEAT CABBAGES.

264
00:13:35,458 --> 00:13:37,290
SEE?

265
00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:39,000
GOSALYN, RUN!

266
00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,458
HONKER?

267
00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:44,124
TOO LATE, SHORT STUFF.

268
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,416
WHO'RE YOU CALLING SHORT?

269
00:13:47,583 --> 00:13:49,582
COME ON, HONK!

270
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:51,582
THOSE WERE ALIEN PLANT INVADERS

271
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,707
WHO WANT TO REPLACE
EVERYONE ON EARTH.

272
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:59,875
GEE, THAT PLOT DOESN'T SOUND SO
CLICHE WHEN IT'S HAPPENING TO YOU.

273
00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,708
OH, NO!

274
00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:19,874
BUT, D.W., WHAT HAPPENED TO
USING LOGIC AND DEDUCTION?

275
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,874
LOGIC? DEDUCTION?, HA!

276
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,707
MERE CRUTCHES FOR
UNENLIGHTENED MINDS.

277
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:29,332
I AM GOING TO LET MY SUBCONSCIOUS
MIND SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

278
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:31,832
OH, YOU MEAN JUST LIKE I
LANDED THE THUNDER QUACK?

279
00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:35,458
HARDLY.
THIS IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.

280
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:44,582
I MUST BE DREAMING!

281
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:48,457
YES! THAT IS THE PERFECT WAY TO
WATCH THE SUBCONSCIOUS MIND WORK.

282
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:53,125
WELL, I'LL JUST SIT
BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW.

283
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,291
YAAAA!

284
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:13,874
THE COWS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.

285
00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,208
WHAT COWS?

286
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:28,749
LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO ME.

287
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:31,833
WHO DID WHAT? WHAT DID... WHAT?

288
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:49,125
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

289
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:55,458
TALK ABOUT A NIGHTMARE.

290
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,500
YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO
US, D.W.

291
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,500
WAAAA!

292
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,749
OOH, THAT WAS A BIG HELP.

293
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:29,999
IT'S ALL CLEAR NOW.

294
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,249
ABOUT AS CLEAR AS A TAX FORM.

295
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:34,999
THE COWS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM.

296
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,749
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

297
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,583
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER?

298
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,000
GREETINGS, EARTH DUCK.

299
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,582
OK, FINE.

300
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:52,207
I'LL ADMIT I'M AWAKE.

301
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:54,457
I'VE JUST GONE CRAZY.

302
00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:58,207
COME ON, DAD.
IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED.

303
00:16:58,208 --> 00:16:59,957
CABBAGES FROM OUTER SPACE

304
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,707
ARE DUPLICATING
EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD

305
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,624
SO THEY CAN TAKE
OVER THE PLANET,

306
00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,499
AND THIS COW,
WHO'S REALLY AN ALIEN,

307
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,415
HAS COME HERE TO RECAPTURE 'EM.

308
00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:09,124
JUST DEAL WITH IT.

309
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,999
I COME FROM THE PLANET LARSON

310
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,249
ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE GALAXY.

311
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:15,874
WE HAVE BEEN IN
TELEPATHIC CONTACT

312
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:19,707
WITH SOME OF THE SIMPLER BRAINED
LIFE FORMS OF YOUR PLANET.

313
00:17:19,708 --> 00:17:23,875
YEP. SHE SAID I HAD MORE SPACE
IN MY BRAIN THAN ANYONE ELSE.

314
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,290
WE USED HIM TO BRING YOU HERE

315
00:17:26,291 --> 00:17:29,249
WHILE THE PLANT CREATURE
SPIED ON THE ENEMY.

316
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,000
PLANT CREATURE?

317
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,707
WHOA! THIS GUY'S HARDER
TO KILL THAN CRABGRASS.

318
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,499
BUSHROOT IS HELPING YOU?

319
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,415
HEY, I MAY BE A MUTANT PLANT
DUCK, SURE,

320
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:46,374
BUT I'M AN EARTH
MUTANT PLANT DUCK.

321
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,749
AS CHAMPIONS OF EARTH,
WE ARE DEPENDING ON YOU

322
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,249
TO DETAIN THE ENEMY

323
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,874
UNTIL WE ARRIVE
WITH REINFORCEMENTS.

324
00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:56,249
ARRIVE? BUT YOU'RE ALREADY...

325
00:17:56,250 --> 00:17:57,208
HERE?

326
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:58,999
GET WITH THE SPACE AGE, DAD.

327
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,415
THAT WAS JUST A
HOLOGRAPHIC TRANSMISSION.

328
00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,415
OF COURSE.

329
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,749
AND I THOUGHT I WAS CONFUSED

330
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,000
WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT WAS GOING ON.

331
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,374
COME, COME, COME, COME.
WE MUSTN'T BE LATE.

332
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:12,749
OH, NO! THEY'RE ALREADY
SHIPPING OUT THE HARVEST.

333
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,290
HOW ARE WE GONNA STALL 'EM, DAD?

334
00:18:15,291 --> 00:18:20,332
STALL? I SAY WE SCARE THOSE CABBAGE
HEADS BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM.

335
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:24,416
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

336
00:18:25,291 --> 00:18:29,374
HERE YOU GO.
WANT THAT PLAIN OR EXTRA FISH MEAL?

337
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,457
IT SLICES. IT DICES.

338
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,874
IT CAN TURN A BUSHEL OF CABBAGE

339
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:36,583
INTO GALLONS OF
CRISPY COLE SLAW.

340
00:18:40,625 --> 00:18:43,458
SECONDS, ANYONE?

341
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:47,415
WELL, SEEMS LIKE ALL THE
LITTLE SCUDDERS ARE ABOARD.

342
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,999
YES. BY THIS TIME TOMORROW

343
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,624
ST. CANARD WILL BE THE
PRODUCE CENTER OF THE GALAXY.

344
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:58,165
SAY, NEIGHBORS, YOU BETTER GET
THAT CROP BACK TO THE BARN.

345
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,582
THERE'S A SWARM OF FLYING
CABBAGE BEETLES HEADED THIS WAY.

346
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,625
THERE'S NO SUCH THING.

347
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,999
WHEN YOU NEED PLAGUE AND
PESTILENCE, I'M YOUR DUCK.

348
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,875
YOU SEAL OFF THE BUSSES.
I'LL CHECK ON HONK.

349
00:19:14,125 --> 00:19:15,999
HOW'S IT GOING, HONK?
IS IT READY?

350
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,333
ALMOST.
POUR IN THAT CUP OF VINEGAR.

351
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:24,165
SO, YOU LITTLE SPUDS,
THOUGHT YOU COULD BLOW OUR COVER.

352
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,582
GIVE IT TO 'EM, HONK!

353
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:28,499
HONK... YOU GOTTA DO IT.

354
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,290
BUT MY MOM...

355
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,332
THOSE THINGS AREN'T
YOUR PARENTS!

356
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:34,290
COME ON, KIDS.

357
00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:37,333
IT'S TIME TO LEAVE.

358
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:43,458
OOOOH. BLAAAA.

359
00:19:43,625 --> 00:19:45,207
KEEN GEAR, HONK.

360
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:47,708
WHAT IS THAT STUFF, WEED-KILLER?

361
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:51,875
NOPE. SALAD DRESSING.

362
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,749
WE'RE NOT GOING TO
LET THOSE SPACE ALIENS

363
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:59,833
GIVE VEGETABLES A BAD
NAME, ARE WE?

364
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:06,125
ALL RIGHT THEN, CORN
STALKS, LEND ME YOUR EARS.

365
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,874
DON'T SHOOT UNTIL YOU SEE
THE POLLEN IN THEIR PETALS.

366
00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:14,708
FIRE!

367
00:20:18,291 --> 00:20:20,333
HAHA! NO ONE'S GOING TO
CALL US A BUNCH OF PANSIES!

368
00:20:23,291 --> 00:20:24,291
OH, SORRY GUYS.

369
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:27,707
THESE ALIENS MAY BE BIG
WIGS IN THE GALACTIC GARDEN,

370
00:20:27,708 --> 00:20:30,707
BUT THEY'RE NO MATCH
FOR DARKWING DUCK.

371
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,874
ON THE CONTRARY,
WE'RE A PERFECT MATCH.

372
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:36,375
TAKE 'EM, HONKER.

373
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:39,582
NEVER SEND A DUCK
TO DO A PLANT'S JOB.

374
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:40,957
READY, BOYS?

375
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:42,332
FORGET IT, SHRUB.

376
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:46,166
WHIFF WEED-KILLER, EARTH PLANT.

377
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:54,625
NO MORE FOOLIN' AROUND.
TURN THEM TO MULCH!

378
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:10,416
YEA! HOORAY! HOORAY!

379
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,374
YOUR PARENTS WILL REVIVE SOON

380
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,832
ALONG WITH THE REST
OF THE TOWN'S PEOPLE.

381
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:23,249
WE ARE VERY SORRY THIS HAPPENED.

382
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:27,290
A RADIATION LEAK ON A FARM
COLONY CREATED THESE MUTATIONS.

383
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:30,999
OUR FOOD WAS NEVER MEANT
TO BECOME INTELLIGENT.

384
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,165
FOOD? YOU EAT THEM?

385
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,582
THAT'S BARBARIC!

386
00:21:35,583 --> 00:21:39,332
I DON'T OFTEN AGREE
WITH TWIGGY HERE,

387
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:43,249
BUT AFTER ALL THIS,
IT DOES SEEM KINDA GROSS.

388
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:47,749
REALLY? AND WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU HAD A STEAK SANDWICH?

389
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:51,249
ACTUALLY, I'M MORE OF A PEANUT
BUTTER AND JELLY MAN, MYSELF.

390
00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,749
FORTUNATELY, WE WERE IN TIME.

391
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:56,582
IF EVEN ONE OF THE
CABBAGES HAD ESCAPED,

392
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,582
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN DISASTROUS.

393
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,999
BEING THE WORLD'S ONLY MUTANT
PLANT DUCK IS A LONELY JOB,

394
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,624
BUT NOT ANYMORE...

395
00:22:04,625 --> 00:22:08,499
COME ON, BABY, THERE'S A WHOLE
PLANET OUT THERE TO SHOW YOU.

396
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,708
MOOOO!