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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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WHY CAN'T I HELP WHILE
LAUNCHPAD'S ON VACATION?
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I COULD LEARN YOUR SECRETS.
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE EXPERIENCE.
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WHO NEEDS EXPERIENCE
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WHEN YOU'VE GOT INGENUITY?
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FOR I AM THE CRIMSON QUACKETTE!
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I'VE RIGGED THIS PLACE
WITH BOOBY-TRAPS.
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BOOBY-TRAPS? HAH!
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YOU CAN'T MAKE A SANDWICH,
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LET ALONE BOOBY-TRAPS.
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[CRASH]
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GOSALYN, GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD?
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GROUNDED.
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RECIPES FOR FREEZE-GAS...
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MIX ONE PART LIQUID NITROGEN
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TO TWO PARTS GINGIVITIS...
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AND FINALLY ONE PART...
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MICROPHONE.
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WHA-WHAT THE...
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SO...
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I'M BEING BUGGED, EH?
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LET'S FIND OUT WHAT EVIL-DOER
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IS BEHIND THIS ONE.
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IS IT A FIENDISH EXPLOIT,
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A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT...
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ANOTHER EPISODE OF ST. CANARD'S
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MOST EMBARRASSING HOME VIDEOS?
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AH-HA!
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WHAT?
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I AM BUSY ENOUGH WITHOUT
YOU GETTING IN THE WAY.
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AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU?
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[SNORING]
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I WORE HER OUT.
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SHE'LL SLEEP WELL TONIGHT.
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YOO-HOO, DAD.
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TIME TO GET UP.
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RISE AND SHINE!
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DAD?
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THAT'S WEIRD.
HE NEVER GETS UP BEFORE NOON...
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UNLESS HE'S GOT A MISSION.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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DAD'S COSTUME!
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HE'D NEVER GO ON A
MISSION WITHOUT IT.
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I SMELL TROUBLE.
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GOS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO DAD.
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I'M LOOKING FOR CLUES.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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OUR FIRST CLUE.
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IT LOOKS LIKE A FLUTE.
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AAH!
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HE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED
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BY THE ST. CANARD JAZZ ENSEMBLE.
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HMM...
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IT'S NOT A FLUTE.
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IT'S A BLOWGUN.
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[SNIFFS]
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HMM...
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RARE LOBLOLLY PINE,
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INDIGENOUS TO NORTHEAST ASIA.
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IT'S PLASTIC WOOD GRAIN.
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BUT A REMARKABLE FACSIMILE
OF LOBLOLLY PINE.
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EEWWWW! WHAT'S THAT AWFUL SMELL?
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MUST BE KNOCKOUT GAS.
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EEWWW,
IT'S YOUR DAD'S CHEAP COLOGNE.
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SEE? KNOCKOUT GAS.
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WHOA!
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LOOK AT THAT, HONK!
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DAD'S BEEN KIDNAPPED
BY TERMITES.
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GOSALYN...
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THEY MUST BE AWFULLY
BIG TERMITES.
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WOW. THAT'S IT, HONK!
I'VE GOT IT.
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BIGFOOT!
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BIGFOOT'S GOT MY DAD!
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THERE'S NO SUCH THING.
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THAT'S SOMETHING FROM A COMIC.
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COMIC? HAH!
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IT'S A COLLECTOR'S EDITION
FROM MY BIGFOOT COMIC...
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RESEARCH MATERIALS.
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LOOK, GOS, THERE'S SOMETHING
WRITTEN ON THE BLOWGUN.
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WOW!
STRANGE HIEROGLYPHIC SYMBOLS.
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"IF FOUND,
PLEASE RETURN TO BIGFOOT TRIBE,
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GREAT PACIFIC NORTHWEST."
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YOU CAN READ BIGFOOT?
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YOU WERE READING UPSIDE DOWN.
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THEY'RE CLEVER TO
PRINT UPSIDE DOWN.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING!
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THE GREAT PACIFIC
NORTHWEST OR BUST.
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE?
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AUTO-PILOT COORDINATES SET?
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CHECK.
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IGNITION.
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CHECK.
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FLYING ACE SCARVES...
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CHECK!
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LET'S GO.
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AAH!
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EJECTOR SEATS...
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CHECK.
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HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND DAD?
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[TV REMOTE BUZZES ON]
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BORED WITH YOUR JOB?
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BECOME A ZEPPELIN
OPERATOR TODAY!
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REMEMBER, AT DOTTIE DEBSON'S
DIRIGIBLE DRIVING SCHOOL,
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WE'RE FULL OF HOT AIR!
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COME IN RIGHT NOW FOR
A FREE TEST DRIVE.
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TURN LEFT.
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NO. THE OTHER LEFT.
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WATCH OUT FOR POWER LINES!
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[GASPS]
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WAY TO GO.
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LOOK OUT!
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AAH! AAH!
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AAH! AAH!
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WE MUST BE MILLIONS
OF MILES FROM HOME.
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HUH, GOSALYN...
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THE ST. CANARD TOWERS.
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OR NOT.
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TIME FOR A NEW STRATEGY.
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WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST.
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WE'LL BUY BUS OR PLANE TICKETS.
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WE DON'T HAVE MONEY
TO BUY A STAMP.
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WHOA, HONK!
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MAJOR BRAINSTORM COMING THROUGH.
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YOU MAKE THAT SOUND
LIKE A GOOD THING.
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OW! WATCH IT!
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ARE YOU, "A RANGER,
RANGER STATION,
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SOMEWHERE IN THE
PACIFIC NORTHWEST?"
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I GUESS SO.
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THEN THIS IS FOR YOU...
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$79.99 C.O.D.
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DARN THAT BOOK CLUB.
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NEXT TIME I'M WAITING
FOR THE PAPERBACK!
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SNAKE!
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AAH!
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DON'T BE SUCH A BABY.
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IT'S A HARMLESS TWIG.
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[SSST] SNAKE!
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WAIT FOR ME!
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WE'RE LOST, GOS.
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YEAH.
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WHAT WOULD DARKWING DUCK DO NOW?
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I'D DETERMINE OUR
LOCATION BY THE NORTH STAR
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IF IT WOULD HOLD STILL.
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THAT'S NOT THE NORTH STAR.
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IT'S OUR ZEPPELIN.
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THANKS, COPERNICUS.
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WELCOME.
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ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,
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WE'RE STANDING IN THE CENTER
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OF THE GIANT QUICKSAND PIT.
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QUICKSAND! QUICKSAND!
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AAH! AAH!
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DON'T WORRY, HONK.
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I'VE GOT THIS WIRED.
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CRIMSON QUACKETTE TO THE RESCUE!
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IN A FEW SHORT SECONDS,
WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.
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TO A HORRIBLE DEATH
BY SUFFOCATION.
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[GRUNTING]
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THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
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OH, IT'S NO USE, HONK.
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WE'LL NEVER FIND DAD.
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WE MIGHT AS WELL ADMIT DEFEAT.
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[SNIFFING]
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THAT SMELL!
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I'D KNOW THAT STENCH ANYWHERE.
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IT'S DAD'S COLOGNE.
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NO! NO! STOP!
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I CAN'T TAKE IT!
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IT IS MY DAD!
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[DRUMS BEATING]
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PLEASE!
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NO MORE!
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DAD MUST BE IN
REALLY BIG TROUBLE.
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[SLAPPING]
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THEY'RE TREATING HIM LIKE A GOD.
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AFTER ALL OUR TROUBLE.
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TOO MUCH OREGANO.
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AH! HE'S NOT BEING MASSAGED.
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HE'S BEING MARINATED.
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WEDDING? I'M NOT INVITED?
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NOT MARRIED.
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MARINATED!
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ACCORDING TO THIS,
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THEY FEED VICTIMS
TO A VOLCANO GOD.
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WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM, HONK!
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PSST! DAD!
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PSST!
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GOSALYN?
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GOSALYN!
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WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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THE CRIMSON QUACKETTE
TO THE RESCUE!
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I BROUGHT YOUR DARKWING STUFF.
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RESCUE ME FROM WHAT?
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THEY'RE NUTS ABOUT ME HERE.
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I'M DESCENDED FROM ONE OF THEIR GODS...
A HANDSOME ONE.
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THAT'S THE SNACK GOD,
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THE GLUTTON GOD'S FAVORITE MEAL!
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IN OTHER WORDS,
YOU'RE VOLCANO CHOW, SIR.
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PFFT!
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NONSENSE!
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I'LL SETTLE THIS RIGHT NOW.
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HUBLA HUBLA HUBLA!
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BARCALOUNGER!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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COMFY CHAIR TO YOU, TOO, PAL.
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WHAT'S THE...
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LOWDOWN...
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ON THE VOLCANO...
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BUB?
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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GAH...
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SOME HOST.
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TOLD YOU SO!
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TEH! I'LL SIMPLY
FRIGHTEN THESE PRIMITIVES
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WITH A DISPLAY OF
MY HI-TECH PROWESS.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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AHH! OH! AH!
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I AM THE INGROWN TOENAIL
IN YOUR PARTY PUMPS!
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I'LL TRANSLATE FROM MY COMIC...
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DICTIONARY.
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REPEAT AFTER ME.
HERE'S WHAT YOU DO...
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[WHISPERING]
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HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
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SHAMA LAMA DING DONG!
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[WHOOPING]
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WHAT'D I SAY?
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"DON'T FEED ME TO THE VOLCANO.
I'M UNWORTHY."
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OR "BRING ON THE WARRIORS.
I AM UNAFRAID."
259
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I'M TOAST.
260
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IF YOU PASS THEIR TESTS,
261
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,958
THEY WON'T THROW
YOU IN THE VOLCANO.
262
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,415
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
263
00:13:15,416 --> 00:13:17,165
E PLURIBUS UNUM!
264
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,249
THEY ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
265
00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:23,582
YOU CAN EITHER WALK THE
INESCAPABLE PIT OF DEATH
266
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:27,707
OR FIGHT THE WARRIOR NAMED BORN
WITH DELICATE BONE STRUCTURE.
267
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,165
NOW YOU'LL SEE REAL ACTION.
268
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:32,165
NO LITTLE GIRL STUFF.
269
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HONK-MAN,
CATCH HER IF SHE FAINTS.
270
00:13:41,458 --> 00:13:43,250
[BELL RINGS]
271
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GREETINGS,
BORN WITH DELICATE BONE STRUCTURE...
272
00:13:51,125 --> 00:13:55,291
AND FISTS THE SIZE
OF CASABA MELONS?
273
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:05,250
SUCK GAS, NEANDERTHAL!
274
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,208
TEH...
OF COURSE N-NOTHING PERSONAL.
275
00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:11,457
[BODY SLAMS]
276
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:14,415
I SHOULD HAVE
CLEANED THE QUICKSAND
277
00:14:14,416 --> 00:14:15,957
FROM THE GUN.
278
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:18,165
WE NEED A DIVERSION!
279
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,458
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
280
00:14:23,958 --> 00:14:26,749
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
281
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,250
BE ASCARED, YOU SUPERSTITIOUS...
282
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:31,875
[GULP]
283
00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,208
PRI-PRIMITIVES.
284
00:14:38,958 --> 00:14:39,958
WH-WH-WH-WHOA!
285
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,249
OOH.
286
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,458
OOH.
287
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,415
YEAH, YEAH.
288
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:56,708
THE BIGGER THEY ARE...
289
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:01,875
[WHOOPING]
290
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:08,082
THANKS, GOS.
I CAN HANDLE THE NEXT TEST ON MY OWN.
291
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:10,832
HUMINA HUMINA! BEBOP A LULA!
292
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,457
WHAT'D HE SAY?
293
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,749
IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL TEST.
294
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:18,832
OH!
THE DARING DENIZEN OF DECENCY
295
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,165
FACES THE MOST INFAMOUS TEST
296
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,165
OF STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE...
297
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,207
[GULPS]
298
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,499
THE DREADED DANCE MARATHON!
299
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,875
[SAMBA PLAYING]
300
00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:55,582
IT'S NO USE, GOS.
301
00:15:55,583 --> 00:15:57,582
I CAN'T MAKE IT.
302
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,583
HANG ON, DAD!
303
00:16:00,375 --> 00:16:01,832
YEOW!
304
00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:03,165
HEY! WHAAH! OOH!
305
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:04,582
AH!
306
00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:05,625
[CRASH]
307
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,624
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA.
308
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,582
DANCES WITH BIGFOOT!
309
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:13,457
HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA!
310
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,457
HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA!
311
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,249
HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA!
312
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,082
HUMINA, HUMINA, HUMINA!
313
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,166
HUMINA, HUMINA...
314
00:16:21,708 --> 00:16:24,499
YOU'D THINK HE DID IT ALONE.
315
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,082
I DESERVE CREDIT.
316
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,582
ME PROUD DAUGHTER OF
DANCES WITH BIGFOOT.
317
00:16:29,583 --> 00:16:32,874
I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR HIM
PASSING THOSE TESTS.
318
00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:35,582
I DEMAND THE SAME TREATMENT.
319
00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,749
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA.
SOUP DE JOUR.
320
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,749
HEH-HEH. WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
321
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:43,582
YOU HAVE PASSED THE TESTS.
322
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:45,624
YOU ARE FREE TO GO.
323
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:48,582
OR... YOU HAVE PASSED THE TESTS,
324
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:51,582
THEREFORE YOU'RE
WORTHY OF THE VOLCANO.
325
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:57,208
REMIND ME TO THANK YOU
FOR HELPING DADDY PASS.
326
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:06,165
ANY BRIGHT IDEAS,
CRIMSON QUACKETTE?
327
00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:10,958
THE QUACKETTE DEFERS
TO THE FATHER ON THIS.
328
00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:22,457
BOY,
THAT'S GETTING ON MY NERVES.
329
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,332
I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
330
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:30,208
TELL THEM IT'S A GIANT BIRD
GOD DEMANDING OUR FREEDOM.
331
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,624
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA.
332
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,583
TOPO GIGGIO.
333
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,458
[MUTTERING]
334
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:42,582
WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
335
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,457
THEY CAN'T SEE IT.
336
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:47,416
THE ZEPPELIN'S IN THE WAY.
337
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:52,833
AAH!
338
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,583
HANG ON, KIDS!
339
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,707
SO...
340
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:08,457
THIS IS WHAT A VOLCANO
LOOKS LIKE INSIDE.
341
00:18:08,458 --> 00:18:09,999
WHAT A DUMP.
342
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,832
COOL LAVA, HUH?
343
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,333
DID YOU SAY "LAVA?"
344
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,332
AAH!
345
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:23,207
I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND
A WAY TO GET TO THE TOP.
346
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,749
BEFORE OR AFTER
WE'RE BOILED ALIVE?
347
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,457
HOLD ON. I'LL TAKE US UP!
348
00:18:28,458 --> 00:18:30,457
I MUST CENTER MYSELF,
349
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:33,957
FOCUSING ON THE TEACHINGS
OF TIBETAN YOGIS
350
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,457
I LEARNED AS A LAD.
351
00:18:36,458 --> 00:18:38,457
FORGET THE YOGI PART.
352
00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:39,874
I'VE AN IDEA.
353
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,332
I MUST CONCENTRATE ON MY MANTRA.
354
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,874
A-E-I-O-U...
355
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,957
AND SOMETIMES "Y"...
356
00:18:48,958 --> 00:18:52,999
A-E-I-O-U...
357
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,707
GOS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
358
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:58,707
DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT A PLAN.
359
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,290
I'LL SAVE US.
360
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:04,707
MY BODY HAS BECOME
ONE WITH THE OTHER.
361
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,415
I AM WHOLE.
362
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:08,249
I AM FREE.
363
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:10,624
RELAX, HONK-MEISTER.
364
00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:13,582
I'M AN EXPERT AT
SLINGSHOT TECHNOLOGY.
365
00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:16,290
SO, THE YOGI TELLS ME,
366
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:19,749
"BEETLENUT,
SNATCH THE PEBBLES FROM MY HAND."
367
00:19:19,750 --> 00:19:21,332
THEN I SAY,
368
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,332
"WHO YOU CALLING A
BEETLENUT, BONEHEAD?"
369
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:27,499
THAT WAS THE
BEGINNING OF THE END.
370
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,500
READY?
371
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,457
1... 2... 3!
372
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,875
SHOULDN'T MY BURDEN
BE LIGHTER BY NOW?
373
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:41,833
YEAH! TOLD YOU THAT
YOGI CRUD WORKED, GOS.
374
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,457
[RUMBLING]
375
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:44,750
AAH! AAH! AAH!
376
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,458
BLAH!
377
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,000
[SHOUTING]
378
00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,415
TYPICAL!
379
00:20:01,416 --> 00:20:04,374
THE VOLCANO MISSES
ONE LOUSY MEAL,
380
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,958
AND THEY RAMPAGE.
381
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,625
HEAD FOR THE LAKE!
382
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,083
YIKES!
383
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,707
JUMP ON MY SHOULDERS.
384
00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:25,582
OW! THANKS, SWEETIE.
385
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,583
READY?
386
00:20:26,583 --> 00:20:27,583
UH-1... 2...
387
00:20:27,584 --> 00:20:29,375
UH-1... 2... 3... 4!
388
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:37,957
THOSE MURRAY ARTHUR FIRE
DANCE LESSONS CAME IN HANDY.
389
00:20:37,958 --> 00:20:40,415
WOW! THAT WAS MAJOR COOL!
390
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,457
YOU DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH!
391
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,957
IT WAS NOTHING. HEH HEH.
392
00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,874
OF COURSE I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
393
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:51,375
AHH!
394
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:56,083
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HOME FREE!
395
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,415
PERSISTENT LITTLE
SQUIRTS, AREN'T THEY?
396
00:21:03,416 --> 00:21:06,249
PULL OVER TO THAT BUSH!
397
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,166
YOU SHOULD'VE DONE
THAT BEFORE LEAVING.
398
00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:11,458
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS,
399
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:14,249
BEHIND THAT BUSH WE'LL FIND...
400
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,999
THE THUNDERQUACK!
401
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,416
THE AUTO-PILOT WORKED.
402
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,958
HAH!
LET'S SEE THEM CATCH US NOW!
403
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,957
[ENGINE STARTS]
404
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:37,165
[ENGINE DIES]
405
00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:39,500
[GRUMBLING]
406
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,582
IT WAS FUN WORKING
TOGETHER, HUH?
407
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,749
YEAH.
408
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,207
WE WON'T HEAR FROM THEM.
409
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:49,707
WE TAUGHT THEM A LESSON.
410
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,707
YEAH.
I DOUBT THEY'LL BE SACRIFICING
411
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:57,708
ANY TOTEM POLE
LOOK-A-LIKES FOR A WHILE!
412
00:21:57,875 --> 00:21:59,415
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA.
413
00:21:59,416 --> 00:22:01,125
CLOD GOD!