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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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BUT YOU KNOW I WORK NIGHTS.

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YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN
HOME IN BED HOURS AGO.

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AND WALK OUT ON THE <i>BIKER ZOMBIES
FROM WORMWOOD CREEK</i> MOVIE MARATHON?

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NOT IN THIS UNIVERSE!

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I WOULDN'T MISS THE SCENE WHERE
THE CHAIN-SAWING CANNIBALS

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BEG FOR MERCY FROM
THE SLIMY MUTANT SLUG.

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GEE, THIS POPCORN ISN'T HALF AS
TASTY AS IT WAS A SECOND AGO.

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YOU'RE JUST LUCKY IT'S
BEEN SUCH A QUIET NIGHT.

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HANG ON!

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KEEN GEAR!

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WOW!

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MEGAVOLT MUST'VE SUCKED
OFF HALF THE CITY'S POWER

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TO CHARGE THAT THING.

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AND HE'S NOT ALONE...

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IT'S THAT LUNATIC TOY
MAKER, QUACKERJACK!

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COME ON, TROOPS,
LET'S CAGE THOSE CREEPS.

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REALITY CHECK.

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WE'RE THE CRIMEFIGHTERS.
YOU'RE THE OBEDIENT DAUGHTER WHO STAYS PUT

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AND OUT OF TROUBLE.

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JUST EXACTLY WHAT
REALITY ARE CHECKING?

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AH, DAD, DO WE HAVE TO
GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN?

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IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOU,

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO.

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OK. I PROMISE I
WON'T GET INVOLVED.

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THAT'S MY GIRL.

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COME ON, L.P.

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WE'VE GOT CONS TO COLLAR.

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RIGHT BEHIND YOU, D.W.

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I NEVER PROMISED
I WOULDN'T WATCH.

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OK, THE TIME TOP'S ALL
READY TO GO BYE-BYE.

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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS MEANS?

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ALL THE WONDERS OF THE
FUTURE WILL BE OURS.

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LASER FUSION YO-YOS,

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ION SPINNING JUMP ROPES,

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PARTICLE BEAM FUZZY BEARS.

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ECONOMICAL ELECTRIC CARS,

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MICRON SOLAR CELLS,

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ZILLION-WATT LIGHT BULBS
WITH LIFETIME GUARANTEES.

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BUT TRAVELING THROUGH TIME

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COULD PUT A HOLE IN THE
SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.

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WREAK HAVOC WITH HISTORY

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AND ABNORMALLY CHANGE THE PAST,
PRESENT, AND FUTURE FOREVER!

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ACTUALLY, IT SOUNDS KIND OF FUN.

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THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
WHERE'S DAD?

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AH, GEE, D.W.,

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MAYBE NEXT TIME WE
COULD JUST USE THE DOOR.

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AND RUIN A GREAT ENTRANCE?

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THIS OUGHT TO SLOW 'EM
DOWN UNTIL DAD GETS HERE.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!

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ABOUT TIME.

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I AM THE BATTERIES
THAT ARE NOT INCLUDED.

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I AM DARKWING...

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DUCK!

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OH, LIKE WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

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LET ME OUT.

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I'LL MAKE HIM SIZZLE
LIKE SPIT ON A GRIDDLE.

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OH, AREN'T WE SOUNDING FOLKSY.

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LISTEN, GOMER,
WOULDN'T FRYING BE MORE FUN

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WITH A PLASMA-POWERED
SKILLET FROM THE FUTURE?

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WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

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THE FUTURE AWAITS!

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I HOPE THIS HOLDS.

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APPROACHING WITH STYLISH,
YET CAREFUL CAUTION,

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THE MIDNIGHT MALLARD
MANEUVERS MYSTERIOUSLY

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TOWARDS THE MANGLERS OF JUSTICE.

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COME ON, DAD. SPEED IT UP.

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OH, NO! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

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NOW THE DUCK OF
DOOM PREPARES TO...

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GOSALYN?

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OOH. I USED TO STAND IN
LINE TO RIDE LIKE THIS.

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WHOA! WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?

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WHO CARES? THIS IS THE FUTURE.

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AND IT'S PLAY TIME!

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TO THE TOY FACTORY!

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GET REAL, CHUCKLES.

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WE'RE STAYING HERE TO TRY OUT
THESE NEW FUSION GENERATORS.

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WELL, I SAY WE PUT IT TO A VOTE.

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ALL THOSE IN FAVOR OF THE TOY
FACTORY, SAY "AYE."

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AYE.

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Doll: AYE.

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NAYS?

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NAY.

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LOOKS LIKE THE "AYE'S" HAVE IT.

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NO FAIR.
HE ALWAYS SIDES WITH YOU.

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WHOA! CHECK IT OUT.

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THEY SURE CLEANED THINGS UP.

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NOT VERY FRIENDLY
LOOKING, THOUGH.

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I TRIED TO SAY I WAS SORRY
BUT HE WOULDN'T LISTEN.

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YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.

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OH, NO. IT'S TOO LATE.

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SORRY. WE MAKE IT A POINT
NEVER TO GET INVOLVED.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
HUNTS IN THE NIGHT.

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DAD?

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I AM THE JACKAL THAT
GNAWS AT YOUR BONES.

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I'M NOT FINISHED.

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I AM DARK WARRIOR DUCK!

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MAYBE A YEAR IN THE PEN WILL
TEACH YOU TO USE A CROSSWALK!

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JAYWALKER.

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HE DOES THAT TO JAYWALKERS?

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AND YOU THOUGHT YOUR INSURANCE
PREMIUMS WERE HIGH NOW.

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WHAT WOULD HE DO
TO REAL CRIMINALS?

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LET'S NOT STICK AROUND TO FIND
OUT, SCOUT.

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BACK TO THE TIME TOP!

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MAYBE DAD'S JUST
HAVING A BAD DAY.

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A REALLY BAD DAY.

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A STINT IN SOLITARY
OUGHT TO TEACH HIM

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SOME RESPECT FOR TRAFFIC LAWS.

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BUT WHAT ABOUT MY
RIGHT TO A TRIAL?

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ARE YOU SAYING A JURY
WOULDN'T TAKE MY WORD?

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NO, SIR. NOT AT ALL. SIR.

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<i>SUBJECT WITH BAD HAIRCUT.</i>

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<i>REPORTED AT CORNER OF
LANKERSHIM AND MAGNOLIA.</i>

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SO, ANOTHER CRIMINAL COIFFURE

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ENDANGERING THE SENSIBILITIES
OF DECENT CITIZENS.

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AND I BET HE HAS DANDRUFF TOO.

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WAIT, DAD! IT'S ME!

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THAT DUCK'S EVEN
CRAZIER THAN WE ARE.

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<i>EXTREME PARKING VIOLATIONS.</i>

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<i>DARK WARRIOR'S CIVIL CODE
REQUIRES IMPOUNDING VEHICLE.</i>

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<i>AND INCARCERATING
GUILTY PARTIES.</i>

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HE DID IT. HE DID IT.

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I WAS ONLY A PASSENGER.
HE WAS DRIVING.

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NONSENSE.
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY DRIVE.

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I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE.

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THEY'RE BOTH GUILTY,
BUT I WAS TAKEN AGAINST MY WILL.

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HOW COULD YOU BLAME ME?

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BECAUSE IT'S YOUR
FAULT, FLY BOY.

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DAD NEEDS A MAJOR
ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT.

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HE SOUNDS MORE LIKE A
BAD GUY THAN A GOOD GUY.

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WHAT? WHERE'D EVERYTHING GO?

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[ HUMMING ]

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LAUNCHPAD!

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GOSALYN!

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IT SURE IS GOOD TO
SEE A FRIENDLY FACE.

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WHOA! D.W. ALWAYS SAID JUNK
FOOD WOULD STUNT YOUR GROWTH,

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BUT I THOUGHT YOU'D
BE A LITTLE TALLER.

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WHERE'VE YOU BEEN
ALL THESE YEARS?

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I HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE.

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I GOT STUCK ON
QUACKERJACK'S TIME TOP

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AND ENDED UP HERE IN THE FUTURE.

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THIS IS THE FUTURE?

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NOT YOU YOU, IT ISN'T,
BUT FOR ME IT IS.

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WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?

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THE CITY LOOKS LIKE IT'S
JUST BEEN WASHED AND WAXED,

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THE STREETS ARE DESERTED,

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AND DAD'S ACTING LIKE
"NO BRAIN THE BARBARIAN."

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I SLIP AWAY FOR A
COUPLE OF DECADES

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AND THE WHOLE TOWN
GOES DOWN THE TUBES.

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AND HOW COME YOU'RE
NOT WITH DARKWING?

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THAT'S DARK WARRIOR, KIDDO,

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AND, WELL, YOU SEE,
I'M NOT HIS SIDEKICK ANYMORE.

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WELL, HOW COME? WHAT HAPPENED?

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WELL, I GUESS YOU HAPPENED.

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OR DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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YOU SEE, D.W.
THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY

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BECAUSE HE WOULDN'T
LET YOU HELP HIM.

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I TRIED TO GET HIM
INTERESTED IN HIS WORK AGAIN

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BUT, IT WAS NO USE.

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SLICE HIM AND DICE HIM.

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HE WAS ALL WASHED UP.

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BUT ONE DAY EVERYTHING
TURNED AROUND FOR HIM.

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HYAH!

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HE REDISCOVERED HIS PURPOSE.

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TO PROTECT ST.
CANARD FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL.

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IT WAS TIME TO GET TOUGH.
REALLY TOUGH.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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BOY, THE CITY LOVED HIM.

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HE SCARED EVERY CROOK OUT OF ST.
CANARD.

197
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BUT D.W.
SAID THE CITY WAS STILL IN DANGER.

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CEASE AND DESIST, CITIZEN!

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EAT THAT AND YOUR
CHOLESTEROL LEVEL IS SHOT!

200
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YOU'RE INVITING A HEART
ATTACK, PAL.

201
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NOW GET HOME AND
STEAM SOME VEGGIES

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BEFORE I REALLY GET MAD!

203
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HE WASN'T DARKWING DUCK ANYMORE.

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HE WAS DARK WARRIOR DUCK.

205
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HE SAID I WAS TOO SOFT ON CRIME.

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JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT
WE SHOULD ARREST CROOKS

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BEFORE GIVING THEM
THE ELECTRIC CHAIR.

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WELL, I'LL STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT
JUST AS SOON AS I TALK TO HIM.

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SO, HOW DO I TALK TO HIM?

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BEATS ME.

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NOBODY BUT NOBODY TALKS
TO DARK WARRIOR DUCK.

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UNLESS THEY BREAK A LAW!

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AND I THOUGHT THIS
WAS GONNA BE HARD.

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SEE? WORKED LIKE A CHARM.

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OOH!
THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF.

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HOW DARE THEY DEFACE MY FACE!

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THERE HE GOES,
OVER-REACTING AGAIN.

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I'VE GOT YOU NOW,
MY LITTLE SITTING DUCKS.

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EAT MISSILE, GRAFFITI HEADS!

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THAT'LL TEACH THOSE... UUUGH!

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G-G-G-GOSALYN?

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GOSH. THIS SORT OF HURTS.

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GOSALYN?

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IN THE FLESH.
NOW, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

225
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MY LITTLE ANGEL IS BACK!

226
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YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH I'VE MISSED YOU.

227
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HOW 'BOUT A HUG FOR
YOUR LITTLE SIDEKICK?

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OOH, IT'S YOU.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER?

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RUN OUT OF CRIMINALS
TO SYMPATHIZE WITH?

231
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,582
LOOKS LIKE A CLEAR
CASE OF THE 3 Ds...

232
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:38,499
DEFACEMENT, DESTRUCTION,
AND DISORDERLY CONDUCT.

233
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:43,999
LOOKS LIKE IT'S THE CHAIR FOR
YOU, MY EX-COMPADRE.

234
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:48,332
WILL YOU CHILL OUT, DAD?
I'M THE ONE WHO DID IT.

235
00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:51,082
NONSENSE. YOU WERE AN INNOCENT,
SUBVERTED BY THE WILDS

236
00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:52,707
OF A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.

237
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:56,415
DAD, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT LAUNCHPAD HERE.

238
00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,165
OH, WELL, THAT'S RIGHT.

239
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:03,582
WELL, PERHAPS I CAN
BE LENIENT THIS TIME.

240
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:09,124
BOYS! I'LL JUST SENTENCE
HIM TO LIFE AT HARD LABOR.

241
00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:10,416
WHAT?!

242
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,749
BUT, DAD...

243
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,999
NOW WE HAVE TO GET
YOU PROPERLY ATTIRED.

244
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,707
SIDEKICK.

245
00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:20,458
OOOH.

246
00:13:21,458 --> 00:13:24,124
YOU ALWAYS WANTED HIGH
EXPLOSIVES FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY,

247
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,707
BUT I GAVE YOU DOLLS.

248
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:29,082
NOW I KNOW YOU HAVE TO BE TOUGH

249
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,082
TO FACE DOWN CRIME.

250
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:34,374
<i>UNAUTHORIZED PEDESTRIANS AT THE
CORNER OF MILLER AND BARLEY.</i>

251
00:13:34,375 --> 00:13:37,707
OH, BOY! CURFEW VIOLATORS.

252
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,457
WHY DIDN'T YOU
LOOK AT YOUR WATCH?

253
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,874
I WAS PLAYING WHIFFLE BOY.
I FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME.

254
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,749
WELL, WE BETTER HURRY BEFORE...

255
00:13:44,750 --> 00:13:46,832
AAAAAH! AAAAAH!

256
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:51,582
DON'T YOU KNOW ALL LAW-ABIDING
CITIZENS ARE IN BED BY NOW?

257
00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:54,207
SURE. WE WERE JUST GETTING A
GLASS OF WATER, THAT'S ALL.

258
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,332
OF COURSE.

259
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,125
YEAH, SHE SAW ME.

260
00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:58,999
8:00 BEDTIME... BUMMER.

261
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,708
SOUNDS LIKE DAD, THOUGH.

262
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:05,124
I SUPPOSE I COULD LET
YOU OFF EASY THIS TIME,

263
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:07,832
IF YOU PROMISE NEVER
TO DO IT AGAIN.

264
00:14:07,833 --> 00:14:09,707
OH, NO. WE'D NEVER, EVER.

265
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:10,625
NEVER. I PROMISE.

266
00:14:10,626 --> 00:14:13,249
TRICK QUESTION. HA-HA!

267
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:15,707
NO ONE GETS OFF EASY IN ST.
CANARD.

268
00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:17,583
TAKE 'EM AWAY!

269
00:14:22,458 --> 00:14:25,749
PROTECTING ST.
CANARD IS A TOUGH JOB.

270
00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:29,125
THE OLD DARKWING DUCK
COULDN'T HACK IT.

271
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:33,374
THAT'S WHEN DARK WARRIOR
DUCK CAME TO TOWN.

272
00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,999
SO,
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR UNIFORM?

273
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,707
I DON'T THINK THIS
IS GONNA WORK OUT.

274
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,415
OF COURSE IT WILL.

275
00:14:40,416 --> 00:14:42,207
WITH YOU AS MY SIDEKICK,

276
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:45,207
THE VERMIN OF THIS CITY
WON'T DARE TWITCH A WHISKER.

277
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,749
WE'LL HUNT 'EM DOWN,

278
00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:48,290
SMASH THEIR PLANS,

279
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,333
AND TEAR 'EM LIMB FROM LIMB.

280
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,999
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GETTING
INTO THE SPIRIT OF THIS, GOS.

281
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,874
DAD, I CAN'T MOVE.

282
00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:59,875
OK, IT NEEDS A LITTLE TAILORING.
SO SUE ME.

283
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,207
DAD, YOU'RE OBSESSING.

284
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:07,874
I MEAN YOU WERE ALWAYS A
LITTLE AMPED ON CRIME FIGHTING,

285
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,332
BUT NOW YOU DON'T TALK
ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.

286
00:15:10,333 --> 00:15:13,707
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ASKED
ME WHY I HAVEN'T GROWN.

287
00:15:13,708 --> 00:15:16,165
I ASSUMED IT WAS THE JUNK FOOD.

288
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:20,249
IT WAS QUACKERJACK AND
MEGAVOLT'S TIME TOP.

289
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,290
I ACCIDENTALLY HITCHED
A RIDE TO THE FUTURE.

290
00:15:23,291 --> 00:15:26,165
MEGAVOLT AND QUACKERJACK HERE?

291
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,207
THAT'S GREAT!

292
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:30,999
FINALLY, A CHALLENGE!

293
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,624
SURE, IT'S IMPORTANT TO CONTINUE
MY FIGHT AGAINST TOOTH DECAY

294
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,957
AND THE PEOPLE WHO TEAR THE
LITTLE TAGS OFF PILLOWS.

295
00:15:36,958 --> 00:15:40,249
BUT REAL LIVE SUPERVILLAINS...

296
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,874
LAUNCH A FULL-SCALE SEARCH

297
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,874
FOR QUACKERJACK AND MEGA...

298
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,290
<i>THE SUSPECTS HAVE ALREADY
BEEN INCARCERATED, SIR.</i>

299
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,124
WHAT? YOU CAUGHT THEM ALREADY?

300
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:51,499
BUT I WANTED TO.

301
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:53,707
<i>SHALL WE DESTROY THEIR
VEHICLE, SIR?</i>

302
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:55,999
YEAH. FINE. SURE, WHATEVER.

303
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,165
NO! THAT'S THEIR TIME MACHINE.

304
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,624
THIS SOLVES EVERYTHING.

305
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,707
THEY CAN TAKE ME BACK

306
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:02,249
SO IT'LL BE LIKE I NEVER LEFT.

307
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,957
AND THEN YOU WON'T
THINK I RAN AWAY

308
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:05,332
AND WON'T GO NUTS.

309
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,290
LAUNCHPAD WON'T BE IN JAIL

310
00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,582
AND ALL OF ST.
CANARD'LL GO BACK THE WAY IT WAS.

311
00:16:09,583 --> 00:16:10,625
LET'S GO.

312
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,082
COME ON, DAD.

313
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,249
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT...

314
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,374
YOU WANT ME TO RELEASE
TWO KNOWN CRIMINALS,

315
00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,957
GIVE THEM AN INCREDIBLY
POWERFUL VEHICLE,

316
00:16:22,958 --> 00:16:24,624
AND LET THEM TRASH HISTORY

317
00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,832
SO THAT I, DARK WARRIOR DUCK,

318
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:28,457
WILL NEVER EVEN EXIST?

319
00:16:28,458 --> 00:16:31,582
AH, I GUESS.

320
00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:35,458
I DON'T THINK SO.

321
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,874
JUST THINK OF IT...
A TIME MACHINE

322
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:45,374
CAPABLE OF TAKING ME
ANYWHERE IN HISTORY.

323
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:48,415
I CAN LOCK UP CRIMINALS
BEFORE THEY COMMIT CRIMES.

324
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:51,374
BANKS WILL BE SAFE.
DRUG STORES WILL GO UNROBBED.

325
00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,707
AND NO ONE WILL GET AWAY WITH
NOT BRUSHING AFTER EVERY MEAL.

326
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,207
HA-HA-HA-HA!

327
00:16:56,208 --> 00:16:58,291
BUT WAIT! WHY STOP THERE?

328
00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,082
I'LL GO BACK TO ANCIENT BABYLON,

329
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,749
WHERE LAWS WERE
FIRST WRITTEN DOWN.

330
00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:05,874
THEN I CAN MAKE SURE TO
GET OFF TO A GOOD START.

331
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:09,165
FOR STEALING AN OX,
THE PENALTY IS DEATH!

332
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,415
COVETING WIVES... DEATH!

333
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:11,749
STEALING GRAIN... DEATH!

334
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,957
TRACKING MUD THROUGH THE KITCHEN...
DEATH!

335
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:16,999
BEING CRANKY IN THE MORNING...
DEATH!

336
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,624
NO, NO. EVEN BETTER,
I'LL GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING

337
00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:23,165
WHEN THE FIRST PROTOPLAST
WAS JUST CONSIDERING

338
00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,416
TAKING HIS FIRST BREATH OF AIR.

339
00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,874
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, PAL.

340
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:34,333
NOT ANOTHER INCH UNTIL WE
GET A FEW RULES STRAIGHT.

341
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:43,708
LET'S FIGURE OUT HOW TO
GET THIS BABY CRANKING.

342
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,499
PITY THE KID WENT BAD.

343
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,207
WE WOULD'VE MADE A GREAT TEAM.

344
00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:51,999
AND I USED TO GRIPE WHEN
HE SENT ME TO MY ROOM.

345
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,124
WHAT DID ALL THESE PEOPLE
DO TO GET LOCKED UP?

346
00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,582
OH, THE USUAL STUFF...

347
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,874
TRAFFIC VIOLATORS,
LAWYERS, PLUMBERS,

348
00:17:58,875 --> 00:18:01,999
RUDE SUPERMARKET CLERKS,
CARTOON PRODUCERS...

349
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,582
WHO'S THAT?

350
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,832
MRS. MILDEW.

351
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,749
SHE FLUNKED D.W. IN PENMANSHIP.

352
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:10,582
WELL, AT LEAST HE HAS SOME
SENSE OF JUSTICE LEFT.

353
00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:13,832
STILL,
THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE ALL THIS.

354
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:16,708
I SAY WE BUST OUT OF HERE.

355
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:21,833
WHAT'S THE MATTER? CHICKEN?

356
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:28,582
IT'S SAFER IN HERE THAN OUT
THERE WITH DARK WARRIOR DUCK.

357
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:32,749
TELL MR. ELECTRO FACE THAT
I'M STILL NOT TALKING TO HIM.

358
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,374
HE'S NOT SPEAKING TO YOU.

359
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:39,874
OH, YEAH?
WELL, TELL HIM I'M NOT THE ONE

360
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:43,290
WHO STOPPED THE TIME TOP
IN A NO-PARKING ZONE.

361
00:18:43,291 --> 00:18:45,707
THE TIME TOP... RIGHT!

362
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,249
THAT'S OUR TICKET
OUT OF THIS MESS.

363
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,124
OK,
WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER.

364
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:53,707
WE CAN USE THE TIME TOP TO FIX
THINGS SO THIS NEVER HAPPENED.

365
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:57,707
QUACKERJACK, CAN'T YOUR TOY
TEETH CHEW THROUGH THESE BARS?

366
00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:00,457
THOSE NASTY ROBOTS
TOOK ALL MY TOYS

367
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:02,332
WHEN THEY DRAINED
MEGAVOLT OF HIS POWER.

368
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,875
WILL THESE DO?

369
00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:10,874
I GOTTA REMEMBER TO START
FLOSSING WHEN I GET BACK.

370
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:13,958
WELL, HERE GOES.

371
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,707
[ ALARM BUZZES ]

372
00:19:18,708 --> 00:19:20,707
WHAT'S THAT?!

373
00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,624
<i>ESCAPE ATTEMPT, SIR.</i>

374
00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:24,957
WELL,
SEND OUT A SQUAD OF MY ROBOTS.

375
00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:26,582
I DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED

376
00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:29,416
WHILE I'M RESTRUCTURING
HISTORY IN MY OWN IMAGE.

377
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,582
BRING ON THE DARK
WARRIOR DUNCE NOW!

378
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,832
I'LL CHARBROIL HIM!

379
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,708
OH? REALLY?

380
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:50,207
BOY, CAN'T THAT GUY TAKE A JOKE?

381
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:52,874
ALL RIGHT, JUST HOLD IT.

382
00:19:52,875 --> 00:19:54,749
THIS ISN'T YOU.

383
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:57,832
I THINK THAT INSIDE YOU'RE
STILL DARKWING DUCK.

384
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,957
AND YOU'RE STILL MY DAD.

385
00:20:01,958 --> 00:20:04,957
I'M NOT AFRAID OF
YOUR OLD GAS GUN!

386
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:11,290
GAS GUN?! I HAVEN'T USED
THE GAS GUN IN YEARS!

387
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:12,332
GULP

388
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:15,999
I SHOULD HAVE RECOGNIZED YOU
AS A BAD EGG FROM THE START.

389
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,624
YOU NEVER CLEANED YOUR ROOM,

390
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,957
NEVER HELPED WITH THE DISHES,

391
00:20:18,958 --> 00:20:20,457
NEVER DID WELL IN SCHOOL.

392
00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,457
IF THAT ISN'T A LIST
OF CRIMINAL TENDENCIES,

393
00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:23,999
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

394
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,083
THERE'S NO REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T
BLAST YOU INTO A SMUDGE.

395
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:33,875
BUT I-I-I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

396
00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:38,874
HEY, NO USE TAKING CHANCES.

397
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:41,374
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T DO IT, DAD.

398
00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:42,999
I'D GET GOING IF I WAS YOU.

399
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,582
HE MAY BE SMILING NOW,

400
00:20:44,583 --> 00:20:46,708
BUT HE WON'T BE
WHEN HE WAKES UP.

401
00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:49,957
DON'T WORRY.
ONCE I GET BACK TO MY OWN TIME,

402
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,624
NONE OF THIS WILL
HAVE EVER HAPPENED.

403
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,082
COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.

404
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:56,290
ARE YOU SURE IT'S A GOOD
IDEA TO TAKE THEM ALONG?

405
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,707
AFTER ALL,
THEY'RE HARDENED CRIMINALS.

406
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,374
MAYBE THEY SHOULD
STAY LOCKED UP HERE.

407
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:05,290
PLEASE, PLEASE TAKE ME.

408
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,707
IF THERE'S ONE THING
THIS HAS TAUGHT ME,

409
00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:10,999
IT'S THAT EVERY PERSON DESERVES
THE BENEFIT OF A DOUBT.

410
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,208
BESIDES, I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO DRIVE THIS THING.

411
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,999
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WENT,

412
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,582
BUT YOU'LL BE SORRY
YOU CAME BACK.

413
00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,083
YAAAAA!

414
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,874
DARK WARRIOR?

415
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:47,624
OH, PERFECT.

416
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:49,624
GONE FIVE MINUTES
AND MY OWN DAUGHTER

417
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,583
FORGETS MY NAME.

418
00:21:50,584 --> 00:21:53,999
JUST LIKE SHE FORGOT SHE WAS
SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE RATCATCHER.

419
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,457
LAUNCHPAD!

420
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,165
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

421
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:58,999
I HAVE HAD IT WITH
YOU, YOUNG LADY.

422
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,249
YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH.

423
00:22:01,250 --> 00:22:04,749
NO PROBLEM, DAD.
THAT KIND OF JUSTICE I CAN HANDLE.

424
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:09,208
NOW DON'T ARGUE WITH ME.
I... DO... AH...