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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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ANOTHER FELON
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POTTED BY DARKWING DUCK!
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HYAH!
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HEY, GUYS...
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HAVE A BANANA.
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NOTHING LIKE A SIDE ORDER
OF SCRAMBLED EGGMEN.
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SO MUCH FOR FANCY SMANCY
TRICK, DARKWING.
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OH, I'M NOT DONE YET, STEELBEAK.
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GRRRRR!
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THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
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THAT WILL BE QUITE ENOUGH.
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WELL, HE STARTED IT.
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I'M SURE OUR LITTLE
DRAMATIZATION HAS DEMONSTRATED
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HOW DARKWING DUCK'S
UNIQUE METHODS
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PUT OUR OWN SHUSH
PROCEDURES TO SHAME.
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BUT, SIR, HE IS
UNGROOMED, UNDISCIPLINED,
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AND UNPREDICTABLE.
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DARKWING DUCK WAS JUST LUCKY.
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LUCK HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
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I BESTED YOUR BOYS
WITHOUT MUSSING A FEATHER.
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I'M AFRAID SHUSH HAS BECOME MIRED
IN ITS OWN BUREAUCRATIC PAPERWORK.
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AND SO, I'M ASSIGNING THE
RETRAINING OF SHUSH'S BEST AGENTS
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TO DARKWING DUCK.
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BUT, SIR, OUR TOP AGENTS ARE
DIRECTLY UNDER MY COMMAND.
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WE NEED NEW THINKING,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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MY WORK! YOU SEE?
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WHO ELSE WOULD THINK
OF DISGUISING HIMSELF
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AS A BOWLING BALL OR WHATEVER?
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GEE, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT TRAINING
OTHER AGENTS, J. GANDER.
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I'M KIND OF USED TO
WORKING O SOLO MIO,
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IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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BUT WE NEED YOUR
SPECIAL BRAND OF GENIUS
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IN THE INTEREST OF WORLD PEACE.
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GENIUS, HUH?
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JUST THINK, THE AGENTS YOU
TRAIN WILL TRAIN OTHERS
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AND THEY, STILL OTHERS.
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YOU'LL BE A LEGEND, DARKWING.
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A LEGEND? REALLY?
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WELL, SINCE WORLD
PEACE IS AT STAKE...
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JUST CALL ME PROFESSOR.
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SO, YOU PEOPLE ARE SHUSH'S
AGENTS, EH?
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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
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YES, SIR! YES, SIR!
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RIGHT.
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YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF
COFFEE THIS MORNING?
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JUST RELAX.
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YES, SIR! YES, SIR!
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DUMMY'S ALL SET, D.W.
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ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.
THIS IS STEELBEAK,
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FOWL'S TOP AGENT.
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WHEN I SAY GO, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS
TO RENDER YOUR ADVERSARY HARMLESS.
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ON YOU MARK, GET SET, GO!
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CALCULATE WIND VELOCITY.
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RESEARCH ALL DATA
FROM LAST 100 YEARS.
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MEASURE OPPONENTS MUSCLE MASS
TO ASCERTAIN FORCE FACTOR.
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CHECK AND RECHECK
STATISTICAL PLANNING TACTICS.
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TIME'S UP!
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PEACHY.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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DEATH BY PAPER CUT?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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FLOG 'EM SENSELESS
WITH FILLER PAPER?
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FILE 'EM INTO SUBMISSION
IN MY LOOSELEAF NOTEBOOK?
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NO MORE PAPER WORK!
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I WANT ACTION!
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BUT, SIR, SHUSH PROCEDURE...
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FORGET SHUSH PROCEDURE!
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I'M TALKING DARKWING
DUCK PROCEDURE HERE.
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WHICH IS NO PROCEDURE AT ALL.
GET IT?
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JUST ATTACK!
USE YOUR OWN INSTINCTS!
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TEAR 'EM LIMB FROM LIMB!
SHOW NO MERCY!
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ANY QUESTIONS?
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JUST DO AS I DO, OK?
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HYAH!
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GEE, SIR, WHAT IF THE SUBJECT
WAS WANTED FOR QUESTIONING?
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THERE!
NOW HE'S READY FOR QUESTIONING.
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AND SO, IN SUMMARY,
MY FLEDGLING FOLLOWERS,
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DARING DO-GOODERS NEED
STYLE, PANACHE,
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A FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC.
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IN SHORT, MI AMIGOS,
YOU NEED THESE.
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I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW ANXIOUS I AM
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TO SEE THE RESULTS OF
DARKWING'S TRAINING SESSIONS.
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YES, AND I CAN't WAIT TO UNDO ALL THE DAMAGE
THAT HE HAS INFLICTED UPON MY AGENTS!
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(GUNFIRE)
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WHY MUST THIS SO-CALLED
DEMONSTRATION BE HELD HERE?
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SHUSH HEADQUARTERS WOULD HAVE
BEEN MUCH MORE APPROPRIATE.
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NOW DON'T BE A FUDDY-DUDDY,
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF.
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[ SCREAM ]
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YOU SEE? THESE SURROUNDINGS
ADD AN ELEMENT OF REALISM
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THAT I QUITE APPRECIATE.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I AM THE PRINCIPAL
YOU'RE SENT TO SEE.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
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YOU PEOPLE ARE BEAUTIFUL.
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I MEAN IT.
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YOU ARE RIGHT, SIR.
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THE REALISM CERTAINLY
ADDS TO THE PROCEEDINGS.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO
PRESENT SOME HOT NEW TALENT,
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DESTINED TO TURN
THIS TOWN AROUND.
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LET'S PUT OUR HANDS
TOGETHER FOR...
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THE DARKWING SQUAD.
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HE IS THE BURRO THAT
KICKS IN THE NIGHT...
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DARKWING DONKEY!
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AND HERE'S THE PUP THAT
BARKS WHEN HE BITES...
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DARKWING DOG!
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SHE'S THE DOE THAT LEAPS
HIGHER THAN KITES...
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DARKWING DEER!
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AND WHO'S THE BIRD THAT
PECKS AT YOU PLIGHT?
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DARKWING DODO!
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SIR, IT IS WORSE THAN
CHEAP VAUDEVILLIAN SHOW.
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OH, SHUSH.
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THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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THANK YOU. NO, REALLY.
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AND NOW, IMAGINE A
PARTICULARLY LAWLESS EVENING...
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THE KIND OF NASTY NIGHT
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THAT COULD RAISE EVERY
HAIR IN A STRAY CAT'S FUR.
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YES, DEAR FRIENDS,
IMAGINE IF YOU WILL
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A ST.
CANARD CRAWLING WITH EGGMEN.
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NOTE HOW DARKWING DOG USES
THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN
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TO SURPRISE HIS ADVERSARIES.
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THEREBY CREATING IN THEM
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THAT ALL IMPORTANT
FALSE SENSE OF SECURITY,
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WHICH LEAVES THEM
AND THEIR ASSOCIATES
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RIPE FOR THE DIRECT
FRONTAL ATTACK.
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NOTE HOW TEAMWORK
IS IMPORTANT...
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ALONG WITH THE ABILITY
TO USE YOUR HEAD.
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AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS.
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A DAZZLING DISPLAY OF DERRING-DO
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BY THE INIMITABLE
DARKWING SQUAD.
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THIS IS WORSE THAN I FEARED!
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THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE...
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THE MOST AMAZING DISPLAY
OF SKILL AND INGENUITY
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I'VE EVER SEEN.
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I'LL MAKE IMMEDIATELY
ARRANGEMENTS
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TO EXPAND YOUR TRAINING PROGRAM
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TO THE ENTIRE ORGANIZATION.
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DID YOU HEAR THAT, GRIZZY?
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OR SHALL I HAVE J.
GANDER REPEAT IT FOR YOU?
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SLOWLY.
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IF THESE ARE THE
FUTURE AGENTS OF SHUSH,
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THEN THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR ME.
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WHOA. WHOA, GRIZ. CHILL A SEC.
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YOU KNOW, J. GANDER,
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THE GUY MAY BE A
STICK IN THE MUD,
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BUT HE'S STILL A
HALFWAY DECENT AGENT.
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I'LL STOP HIM FOR YOU.
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AGENT GRYZLIKOFF HAS MADE HIS
CHOICE, DARKWING.
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I'M AFRAID THE FIENDISH
ORGANIZATION OF WORLD LARCENY
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IS PLANNING A MAJOR ROBBERY.
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AND FOWL DOESN'T STOP
FOR HURT FEELINGS.
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OH, GRACIOUS ME.
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HE MAKES US SOUND SO
CALLOUS AND CRUEL.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
LIKE A BUNCH OF COSTUMED CLONES
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IN A GIMP-WINGED GROUP
IS GONNA STOP US.
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HECK, I DON'T BLAME GRIZZY
FOR TAKING A POWDER.
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WORKING FOR SHUSH IS GETTING
DOWNRIGHT EMBARRASSING.
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BUT HOLD THE PHONE AND
CLEAR THE SWITCHBOARD.
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THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY HERE
WAY TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.
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I GIVE SHUSH THE
BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE
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AND WHAT THANKS AM I GETTING?
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A BIG OVERWEIGHT NOTHING.
THAT'S WHAT.
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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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I LOVE THIS MUG.
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AH, FORGET THE KNICK-KNACK, GRIZZY.
IT'S HISTORY.
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JUST LIKE YOUR SHUSH CAREER.
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FOWL CAN OFFER A LOT MORE
THAN A CHEAP COFFEE MUG.
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WHAT? JOIN FOWL?
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NEVER. NEVER. NYET.
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AT LEAST LET ME GIVE YOU
THE SALES PICK, RIGHT?
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WITH YOUR INTRODUCTION
INTO FOWL'S SERVITUDE
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YOU GET YOUR VERY OWN
T-SHIRT, MATCHING CAP,
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AND FLEECE-LINED BASEBALL JACKET
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AND A HAND-EMBROIDERED
FOWL LOGO.
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BUT HOLD YOUR PANTS
AND SPIT OUT YOUR GUM,
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'CAUSE THAT'S NOT ALL.
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YOU PICK UP RESIDENCE
IN FOWL'S VERY OWN CONDO
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ON THE BEACHES OF MAUI
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WITH YOUR DELIGHTFUL
FOWL COMRADES.
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THERE IS NOTHING
THAT WOULD MAKE ME
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JOIN YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS.
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OH, YEAH?
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HOW ABOUT THE JOB OF
TERMINATING DARKWING DUCK?
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NOW, CHICKEN,
YOU ARE TALKING TURKEY.
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TELL ME MORE.
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GENTLEMEN,
YOUR WORK WITH THE DARKWING SQUAD
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HAS IMPRESSED ME TERRIBLY.
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THE AGENTS HAVE UNDERGONE A
REMARKABLE TRANSFORMATION.
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AIN'T IT THE TRUTH?
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WELL,
A TEACHER'S WORK IS NEVER DONE.
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TIME TO CHECK ON THE KIDS.
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SORRY. I WAS JUST
PRACTICING MY ENTRANCES.
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WHAT ENTHUSIASM!
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WHAT A HEADACHE!
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FROM NOW ON, DARKWING DODO,
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IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA
TO PLAN WHERE YOU LAND.
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BUT ACCORDING TO
DARKWING PROCEDURE,
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A DARING DO-GOODER NEVER PLANS.
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WHAT? WELL, AH... THAT'S TRUE.
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MOSTLY TRUE...
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BUT NOT COMPLETELY
TRUE 'CAUSE I...
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WHAT'S WITH THE SMOG ALERT?!
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I'M SEARCHING FOR A SMOKE COLOR
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THAT WILL SET OFF THE
BLUSH IN MY CHEEKS.
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OH, THAT'S SURE TO
IMPRESS EVIL DOERS.
234
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:16,749
NOW WHAT?!
235
00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:20,124
BEAUTIFUL. FABULOUS.
236
00:12:20,125 --> 00:12:21,957
NOW HOW ABOUT THOSE POUTY LIPS?
237
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,290
AND JUST WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
238
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:28,208
HEY, BABE. YOU CAN'T SKIMP
ON YOUR 8x10 GLOSSIES, BABE.
239
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,332
8x10 GLOSSIES, BABE?
240
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,832
CAN'T DISAPPOINT THE
FANS, BABE, UH, SIR.
241
00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:37,874
LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE FANS.
242
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,207
THEY'RE PRETTY NICE
GLOSSIES, THOUGH.
243
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,374
YOUR EYES AREN'T BULGING ENOUGH
244
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:44,499
AND YOUR HEAD SHOULD
DEFINITELY BE FLATTER.
245
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,832
I CAN'T EVEN GUESS
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
246
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:51,165
JUST PRACTICING MORE OF YOUR
SPECIAL TECHNIQUES, SIR.
247
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,874
UH, AMIGO.
248
00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:55,582
THOSE AREN'T TECHNIQUES,
THEY'RE ACCIDENTS.
249
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:58,625
AND THE POINT IS
NOT TO HAVE THEM!
250
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:01,208
WHOOPS.
251
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:05,875
YOU SEE? MUCH FLATTER.
252
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,874
YOU PROMISED ME A
SHOT AT DARKWING DUCK.
253
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:14,290
PATIENCE, MY FURRY FRIEND.
254
00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:17,499
THAT'S WERE... TA-DA...
PEARL COMES IN.
255
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:21,832
YOU CAN'T BAIT A MOUSETRAP
WITHOUT SOME CHEESE, RIGHT?
256
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:26,415
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT
GENUINE DARKWING GORGONZOLA.
257
00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:28,874
THAT PEARL MUST BE PRICELESS!
258
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,832
LET'S JUST SAY FOWL HIGH COMMAND
259
00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,750
WON'T BE WORRYING ABOUT
BUDGET CUTS THIS YEAR.
260
00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,707
AND WHAT OF THE DARKWING SQUAD?
261
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:41,708
CONSIDER THEM JUST ONE
MORE BAG OF FISHBAIT.
262
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,874
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
263
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:51,624
I WORKED FOR THEM.
I SLAVED FOR THEM.
264
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,582
AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET?
265
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,499
THEY TURN IN A BUNCH OF VAIN,
SELF-CENTERED, GLORY SEEKERS,
266
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,207
WHO ARE ONLY CONCERNED
WITH PROMOTING THEMSELVES.
267
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,958
WHERE DID THEY GET
EGOS LIKE THAT?
268
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,582
THAT'S JUST A SIMPLE DISPLAY
OF MY HEALTHY SELF-IMAGE.
269
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,333
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT.
270
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,416
IS THERE?
271
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:22,332
OOH, WE'RE BOUND TO GET
NOTICED ON THESE WHEELS.
272
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,000
TEN-HUT!
273
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,332
ALL RIGHT, SQUAD, LISTEN UP.
274
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,874
IT'S TIME FOR A FEW RULES...
275
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,249
THINGS HAVE GOTTEN ENTIRELY
TOO SLACK AROUND HERE.
276
00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,582
I WANT YOU TO SHOW A LITTLE
RESPECT TO YOUR SUPERIORS...
277
00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:39,165
STARTING WITH ME.
278
00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:40,874
LAUNCHPAD.
279
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:42,457
OH, ALL RIGHT.
280
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:44,874
NO TALKING IN CLASS.
281
00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:46,707
NO SPEAKING WITHOUT
RAISING YOUR HANDS.
282
00:14:46,708 --> 00:14:47,999
NO LEAVING THE TRAINING ROOM.
283
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,624
NO LAUGHING. NO LOUD NOISES.
284
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,957
AND NO STICKING OUT YOUR TONGUE
285
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,124
WHILE MAKING GOOGLY EYES
BEHIND THE TEACHER'S BACK.
286
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,124
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
287
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,416
WELL, YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
288
00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,749
HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?
289
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,707
YES, SIR!
290
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:08,707
DARKWING. YOU MUST GET YOUR SQUAD
TO THE ST. CANARD AQUARIUM AT ONCE.
291
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,582
AND STOP STEELBEAK.
292
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,750
OK, SQUAD, LET'S GET...
293
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,958
DANGEROUS.
294
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:25,332
LOOKS LIKE YOUR SQUIRRELY SQUAD
IS A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCKHEAD.
295
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,875
DRIPWING.
296
00:15:29,625 --> 00:15:33,415
DIDN'T KNOW J.
GANDER WAS A PUPPET LEADER, DID YOU?
297
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,082
STEELBEAK!
298
00:15:35,083 --> 00:15:39,999
I HOPE YOU WEREN'T TO FOND
OF YOUR PUFFED-UP PROTEGES,
299
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,332
'CAUSE THEY'RE HEADING
STRAIGHT FOR MY TRAP.
300
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,250
NOT IF I GET TO THEM FIRST.
301
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:50,458
HAPPY TO SEE ME, DEADWING?
302
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:13,875
I DO SO LOVE WATCHING
SOMEONE ENJOY HIS WORK.
303
00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,624
AH, RATS.
JUST WHEN IT WAS GETTIN' GOOD.
304
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:25,332
OH, WELL. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE
LATE WITH MY DATE WITH PEARL.
305
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,874
SORRY, DARKWING.
I HOPE I DIDN'T HURT YOU.
306
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,458
MUCH.
307
00:16:30,833 --> 00:16:32,207
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
308
00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:34,583
YOU BARELY TOUCHED ME.
309
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:38,999
BOY, D.W., THAT WAS BETTER
THAN WRESTLEMANIAC 7.
310
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,957
STEELBEAK HAD TO BELIEVE I WAS
SERIOUS ABOUT KILLING YOU, DARKWING.
311
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,707
WELL, I BELIEVED YOU.
312
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:48,457
I JUST WISH YOU
WEREN'T A METHOD ACTOR.
313
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,457
I WAS DOING MY JOB,
BUT YOU DIDN'T DO YOURS.
314
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,374
HOW COULD YOU LET THE
DARKWING SQUAD LEAVE?
315
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:57,457
LET THEM LEAVE?
I DIDN'T LET THEM DO ANYTHING!
316
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,874
THOSE ADOLESCENT SHOW-OFFS
ARE COMPLETELY UNRULY,
317
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:02,457
UNDISCIPLINED, UNPREDICTABLE...
318
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:04,416
WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO FAMILIAR?
319
00:17:05,833 --> 00:17:08,207
WELL, YEAH,
BUT I WAS NEVER THAT...
320
00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,832
IT WAS DIFFERENT WITH
ME, 'CAUSE I...
321
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,250
NEVERMIND.
322
00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,124
EASY DOES IT, BOYS.
323
00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:22,832
WE WOULDN'T WANT TO
SCRATCH OUR PRECIOUS PEARL.
324
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:27,707
NOW, IF THE DARKWING SQUAD IS
ANYTHING LIKE THEIR DINGY ROLE-MODEL,
325
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:30,624
THEY SHOULD BE MAKING SOME
KIND OF OVERBLOWN ENTRANCE
326
00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:35,458
RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
327
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,332
WE ARE THE TEAM THAT
FIGHTS IN THE NIGHT.
328
00:17:41,333 --> 00:17:46,582
WE ARE THE BEATERS THAT
SCRAMBLE YOUR EGGMEN.
329
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,207
WE ARE...
330
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,750
REALLY DUMB.
331
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:55,957
THERE'S THE AQUARIUM.
332
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:58,832
WE'LL JUST BARGE IN AND
SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
333
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:00,000
NO!
334
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,999
NOW WE DO THINGS MY WAY.
335
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,457
WE NEED A PLAN.
336
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:09,375
GEE, I THOUGH BARGING
IN WAS A PLAN.
337
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,874
OH, MAN, WATCHING OTHERS SUFFER
338
00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:20,082
IS WHAT BAD GUYS LIVE FOR.
339
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,999
GREETINGS MR. STEEL BEAK.
340
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:27,457
I THOUGHT PERHAPS YOU WOULD ENJOY SEEING
DARKWING DUCK DECIMATED IN PERSON.
341
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,165
DO TELL.
342
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,874
EXCUSE ME, BUT THIS WOULDN'T BE
SOME KIND OF SUCKER PLAY WOULD IT?
343
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,999
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE BRILLIANT
PIECES OF SHUSH STRATEGY
344
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,874
THAT'S SUPPOSED DUMBFOUND
US POOR WITLESS EVIL DOERS.
345
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:42,457
HEH HEH, LOOKS LIKE
HE'S GOT US THERE GRIZZ.
346
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,165
OF COURSE NOT,
AND I WILL PROVE IT!
347
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,166
HEY!
348
00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:55,875
HELP!
349
00:18:58,708 --> 00:19:00,957
20 TO 1, FISHWING IS FISH FOOD.
350
00:19:00,958 --> 00:19:02,457
HEY, I'LL TAKE THOSE ODDS.
351
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,458
COUNT ME IN.
352
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:04,458
I'M IN FOR A FIN.
353
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,415
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
354
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,875
AGENT GRYZLIKOFF'S A TRAITOR.
355
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,999
I AM NOT TRAITOR!
356
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,874
I AM VLADIMIR
GODUNOV GRYZLIKOFF,
357
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,582
CHIEF AGENT OF SHUSH.
358
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:24,207
WHILE THEY ARE DISTRACTED,
359
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:26,457
WE ARE GONNA DO
THINGS THE SHUSH WAY.
360
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,208
YES, SIR! YES, SIR! YES, SIR!
361
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:40,500
WATCH THE TYPOS
THERE, AGENT DONKEY.
362
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,582
YES. EXCELLENT REPORT.
363
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,207
THANK YOU, SIR!
364
00:19:58,208 --> 00:19:59,832
NOW, WE ARE READY.
365
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,416
YES, SIR! YES, SIR! YES, SIR!
366
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,708
UH-OH.
367
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,000
HELP!
368
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,082
WELL, SORRY, BOYS,
BUT THAT'S THE GAME.
369
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,082
NAH.
370
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,874
WAIT A MINUTE.
371
00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,624
WE GOT THE WHOLE DARKWING
SQUAD TO PLAY WITH.
372
00:20:22,625 --> 00:20:24,874
THERE IS NO DARKWING SQUAD,
373
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,832
ONLY THE AGENTS OF SHUSH.
374
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,999
SO, IT WAS A SETUP, HUH?
375
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,708
TAKE 'EM, BOYS!
376
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:34,083
BEGIN PROCEDURES!
377
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:14,624
AS YOU CAN SEE, SHUSH STRATEGY
378
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:18,374
OUTPERFORMS DARKWING
DISASTER EVERY TIME.
379
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,875
OH, NO! DARKWING!
380
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:30,250
LUCKY FOR ME,
DUCK FEATHERS TICKLE.
381
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:39,290
YOU MEAN THE WHOLE
THING WAS A SETUP?
382
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:40,874
OF COURSE, DARKWING.
383
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:44,332
WE HAD TO BE FIENDISHLY
CLEVER TO CAPTURE STEELBEAK.
384
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:47,582
BESIDES, THE IDEA OF YOU
TRAINING SHUSH AGENTS
385
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,124
IS PREPOSTEROUS.
386
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:50,957
HA.
387
00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,707
NO ONE COULD MATCH YOUR WIT,
388
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:56,165
YOUR INGENUITY,
YOUR UNPREDICTABLE METHODS.
389
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,707
HA!
390
00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,207
THERE IS ONLY ONE DARKWING DUCK,
391
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,290
AND WE ARE FORTUNATE TO
HAVE HIM WORKING WITH US.
392
00:22:04,291 --> 00:22:06,374
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
393
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:09,957
BESIDES, I KNEW IT WAS
A SETUP THE WHOLE TIME.
394
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:10,958
KIDDING.