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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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AT LAST, I, DR. SLUG,
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SHALL CRUSH DARKWING
DUCK AND RULE THE WORLD.
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WHAT'LL WE DO?
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ONLY ONE THING TO DO...
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STOP!
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WHOA! PRETTY HANDY TRICK.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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I JUST THOUGHT THIS
MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
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TO RESPOND TO SOME VIEWER MAIL.
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AHEM.
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MANY OF YOU HAVE WRITTEN
IN ASKING QUESTIONS
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SUCH AS... "DEAR DARKWING,
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"WHAT MAKES YOU THE
WORLD'S GREATEST HERO...
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"YOUR JAUNTY GOOD LOOKS?
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YOUR DASHING DEEDS
OF DERRING-DO?"
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HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE
YOUR HANDWRITING.
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I'M MAKING A POINT HERE.
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AHEM.
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"WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES A HERO?"
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I HAVE A TALE TO
ANSWER THAT QUESTION.
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I CALL IT THE CASE OF
THE HOUSEWIFE HERO.
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IT STARTED ONE TYPICAL DAY
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OVER AT THE MUDDLEFOOTS.
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GEE, BINKIE,
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AIN'T MODERN
TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL?
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YEOW!
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OOH! HELP! FIRE!
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CALL 911! 911!
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OH, HERB.
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YOU MUST BE MORE CAREFUL...
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OVERLOADING A CORD LIKE THAT.
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REMEMBER... SAFETY FIRST.
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OOH, THANKS, BINKSTER.
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WOULDA BEEN A SHAME TO
BURN DOWN THE HOUSE AGAIN,
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'SPECIALLY SINCE I
CLEANED UP THE YARD.
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YOU DID A FINE JOB, TOO,
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BUT WHERE DID YOU
PUT YOUR STUFF?
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BINKIE, DON'T OPEN...
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STOP!
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BEFORE THIS TYPICAL
MUDDLEFOOT DAY
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IS MARRED BY THIS TYPICAL
MUDDLEFOOT BOWLING BALL,
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LET'S LOOK INSIDE BINKIE'S BRAIN
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AND SEE WHAT MAKES YOUR
STANDARD NON-HERO TYPE TICK.
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I EXPECTED A BRAIN TO BE A MORE...
SQUISHY.
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ACTUALLY, THE BRAIN'S A LOT
DIFFERENT THAN PEOPLE THINK.
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BEHIND EACH DOOR IS A
DIFFERENT BRAIN DEPARTMENT.
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OVER HERE... THE EMOTIONS.
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THIS ONE'S ANGER. OOH.
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YEP... I'M ANGRY.
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NOW, OVER HERE ARE THE SENSES,
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SUCH AS SIGHT, SMELL, AND...
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WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR, D.W.?
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AHH, THIS IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT DOOR OF ALL.
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YOU SEE, LAUNCHPAD,
TRAPPED INSIDE EVERYBODY
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IS A LITTLE HERO.
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LEMME OUTTA HERE! LEMME OUT!
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NOW YOU'LL ASK...
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WHAT HAPPENS HERE WHEN
THAT BOWLING BALL HITS?
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I WAS GONNA ASK ABOUT LUNCH,
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BUT THAT BOWLING BALL THING
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SOUNDS MUCH MORE INTERESTING.
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WHOA! WHOA!
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WHOA! WHOA!
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
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YEE-HAW!
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RUN!
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BINKIE'S LITTLE HERO IS LOOSE!
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AHH,
HE DOESN'T LOOK SO DANGEROUS.
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EN GARDE!
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YEEOUCH!
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HI-HO! YIPPEE-KIYO-KIAY!
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AAH!
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YEEOW!
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YAAH!
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[FIGHTING]
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[BELL RINGS]
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BINKIE! OH, BINKUMS!
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YOU WARNED ME
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NOT TO STACK SO MUCH
STUFF IN THE SHED.
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FROM NOW ON MY MOTTO IS...
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SAFETY FIRST!
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WHOA.
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SAFETY... FIRST.
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[GASPS]
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SAFETY FIRST!
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THAT'S IT! HMM.
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I'VE GOT TO
SAFETY-PROOF THE CITY.
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OOH.
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TOODLES.
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SHOULD I FIGURE
ON A LATE DINNER?
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YOU MIGHT THINK
YOUR AVERAGE CITIZEN
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WOULD JOIN A SAFETY GROUP
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OR START A NEWSLETTER,
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BUT THAT LOOSE LITTLE HERO
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KNOCKED BINKIE A TRIFLE...
ASKEW.
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SO SHE STARTED
FILLING POTHOLES...
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OOH, MUCH BETTER.
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INSPECTING TRAFFIC LIGHTS...
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SO MUCH BETTER.
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AND CLEANING UP THE
CITY'S SAFETY HAZARDS,
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BE THEY BIG OR SMALL.
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OH, MY. SOMEONE COULD
TRIP OVER THIS GARBAGE.
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[BARKS]
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OH! OH, MY POOCHY!
MY POOCHY'S GONE!
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HE RAN AWAY? WELL, YOU SEE,
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THAT'S WHY WE HAVE LEASH LAWS.
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MEANWHILE,
ELSEWHERE IN THE CITY,
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THINGS WEREN'T SO SAFE.
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DON'T HURT ME.
YOU CAN HAVE THE JEWELS.
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I DON'T WANT JEWELS.
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I WANT THE DISPLAY LIGHTS!
HA HA!
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MY MISSION'S TO
LIBERATE THE LIGHT BULBS
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ENSLAVED BY SOCIETY.
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THERE!
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RUN! BE FREE!
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FROLIC IN THE WILDERNESS!
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I SAID RUN AWAY. RUN AWAY!
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THEY CAN'T MOVE!
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THEY'RE WEAKENED BY
THEIR LONG SERVITUDE.
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I'LL HAVE TO NURSE
THEM BACK TO HEALTH.
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I WAS THERE TO FOIL
THIS FIENDISH FELON.
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TRYING TO PULL THE
WOOL OVER MY EYES?
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SAY, GOOD IDEA!
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NOW, SAFETY FIRST.
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MUSTN'T LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN.
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SOMEONE COULD RUN INTO IT.
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EXCUSE ME, MRS. MUDDLEFOOT.
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WELL, HELLO, MR. DARKWING.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY
IDEA WHAT YOU DID?
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NO NEED TO THANK ME.
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THANK YOU?
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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YOU JUST ENABLED A
SUPERVILLAIN TO ESCAPE!
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LEAVE THE CRIME FIGHTING
TO US COSTUMED HEROES,
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O.K.?
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OOH, WHAT A LOVELY
IDEA, MR. DARKWING.
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NOW I CAN MAKE THE
CITY SAFE IN STYLE.
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ALL RIGHT, ST. CANARD.
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GET READY FOR THE
CANARDIAN GUARDIAN...
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CHAMPION OF SAFETY.
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TOODLES! OFF TO SMASH HAZARDS.
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THIS IS HORRIBLE!
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YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
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RED AND WHITE AREN'T HER COLORS.
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OHH.
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AND SO, THE CANARDIAN GUARDIAN.
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SET OUT TO SAVE THE CITY.
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IN HER OWN INIMITABLE FASHION.
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SAFETY FIRST!
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SAFETY HAZARD.
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MUCH BETTER.
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SOMEONE COULD FALL AND GET HURT.
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YOU SHOULD WEAR A HELMET.
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REMEMBER... SAFETY FIRST.
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[GASPS]
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SAFETY HAZARD.
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[CRASH]
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OH, DEAR. THIS LITTLE NAIL
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COULD HAVE GIVEN SOME
POOR DEAR A FLAT TIRE.
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I'LL FREE YOU,
MY LIGHT BULB BROTHERS.
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YOUR LONG YEARS OF
SENSELESS TOIL ARE OVER.
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I'M THE BURNT-OUT
BULB YOU CANNOT REACH.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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GET READY TO BE DEADMEAT DUCK.
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SAFETY HAZARD.
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OH, MUCH BETTER.
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SOMEONE COULD'VE SLIPPED
AND SKINNED THEIR KNEES.
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OOH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN...
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ANOTHER COSTUMED
GOODY TWO-SHOES.
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THAT LADY IN THE CAPE
ALMOST KILLED US.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT
US FROM THOSE PEOPLE.
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I'M SORRY.
I TRIED TO STOP HER BEFORE...
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YOU'RE THE VILLAIN!
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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO
APOLOGIZE TO YOU!
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I'M SUPPOSED TO SMASH YOU!
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DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!
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I'LL WRITE SOMETHING FOR THAT
OTHER CAPED TROUBLEMAKER...
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AN OBITUARY!
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HA HA HA HA!
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GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
LOOK AT THIS AWFUL GREASY MESS.
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SOMEONE COULD SLIP
AND PUT AN EYE OUT.
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OOH, MUCH BETTER.
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I KNEW YOU'D FALL FOR THE
TRAIL-OF-GREASE TRICK.
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HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
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I'M THE CANARDIAN GUARDIAN...
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CHAMPION OF SAFETY.
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NOT FOR LONG.
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE TOAST!
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BEFORE I RUN A FEW
ZILLION VOLTS THROUGH YOU,
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I HAVE TO RESCUE
ANOTHER LIGHT BULB PAL.
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POOR LITTLE GUY,
STUCK UP HERE ALONE.
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UH, MR. VOLT,
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YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT'S UNSAFE.
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NOW PLANES CAN'T
SEE THE BUILDING.
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I WON'T HAVE TO ZAP YOU
AND RUN MY BATTERY DOWN.
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HERE COMES A PLANE NOW!
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CIAO, SAFETY LADY!
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THE ONLY ONE GETTING HURT
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WAS SOMEONE IMPORTANT TO ME...
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ME!
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AAH! AAH!
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BEFORE THINGS GET TOO CHAOTIC,
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LET'S SEE HOW A VILLAIN'S BRAIN
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DIFFERS FROM A HERO'S.
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BUT, D.W., WHAT HAPPENED?
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DID WE CRASH? WERE WE KILLED?
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WE'RE GONNA BE O.K., AREN'T WE?
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KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
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EVEN IN A BRAIN AS
WARPED AS MEGAVOLT'S,
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ONE CAN FIND A LITTLE HERO.
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[CRICKETS CHIRP]
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JUST HAVE TO LOOK
A LITTLE HARDER.
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NOPE, NOT HERE.
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HOW ABOUT TRYIN' IN HERE, D.W.?
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THAT FIGURES, A CUCKOO CLOCK.
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HELP ME. HELP ME.
246
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WE FOUND THE HERO. NOW WHAT?
247
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NOW WE GET BACK TO OUR STORY.
248
00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:22,415
WE WERE ABOUT TO SPLATTER
BINKIE ALL OVER THE LANDSCAPE.
249
00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:25,707
WHEN MY BRILLIANT
MIND SAVED THE DAY.
250
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,082
AAH! WHOA!
251
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:32,166
THEY SHOULD'VE PUT A
RAILING AROUND THIS ROOF.
252
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:35,415
WHEW! THAT WAS TOO CLOSE.
253
00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:38,290
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU
DON'T SEE EVERY DAY...
254
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,999
A LADY TIED TO THAT TOWER.
255
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,290
LADY? LADY?
256
00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,500
BINKIE! BINKIE!
257
00:12:52,625 --> 00:12:54,500
GOT HER!
258
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:05,125
UH-OH. UH-OH.
259
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,207
MRS. MUDDLEFOOT, WHAT ARE YOU...
260
00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,290
SHH!
261
00:13:15,291 --> 00:13:17,290
THAT'S MY SECRET IDENTITY.
262
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:20,165
I'M THE CANARDIAN GUARDIAN NOW.
263
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:22,999
AND I'VE GOT TO CATCH MEGAVOLT.
264
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,457
TO STOP HIS CRIME WAVE?
265
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:29,457
NO. TO STOP HIM FROM
USING THIS ROPE.
266
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:32,165
LOOK HOW EASILY IT PULLS APART.
267
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,707
IT'S EXTREMELY UNSAFE.
268
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:39,249
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY CATCH A
MASTER CRIMINAL BY YOURSELF.
269
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,832
OH, ALL RIGHT.
270
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:44,832
YOU CAN BE MY SIDEKICK.
271
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,832
I CAN BE HER SIDEKICK?
272
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,832
C'MON!
A SIDEKICK'S GOTTA BE QUICK!
273
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,332
I'LL PLAY ALONG TO
KEEP BINKIE SAFE,
274
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,832
BUT I'M NOT HER SIDEKICK!
275
00:13:56,833 --> 00:14:00,749
LAUNCHPAD,
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY.
276
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,874
I THOUGHT THIS
MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME
277
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,874
TO LOOK AT A SIDEKICK'S BRAIN
278
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,290
AND SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE HERO.
279
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COME ON!
280
00:14:12,875 --> 00:14:16,374
[DARKWING] BOY,
IT SURE IS EMPTY IN HERE.
281
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,290
[LAUNCHPAD] HEY, NICE ECHO.
282
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,374
YOO-HOO! LITTLE HERO!
283
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,874
WHILE WE BEGIN OUR LONG
JOURNEY FOR LAUNCHPAD'S HERO,
284
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:29,874
MAYBE WE SHOULD GET
ON WITH THE STORY.
285
00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:31,874
WATCH YOUR STEP, D.W.
286
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:35,416
THERE'S SOME SCREWS
LOOSE IN HERE.
287
00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:43,415
WE CAUGHT UP WITH MEGAVOLT IN...
288
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,999
THE BAD PART OF TOWN...
289
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,457
WHERE THE SUN NEVER SHINES,
290
00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:51,874
WHERE BRUTALITY
IS A WAY OF LIFE,
291
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,457
AND PEOPLE ARE REALLY
NOT VERY NICE AT ALL!
292
00:14:56,458 --> 00:15:00,582
MY LIGHT BULB BUDDIES,
AT LAST YOU'RE FREE!
293
00:15:00,583 --> 00:15:04,083
NO MORE SLAVING IN A HOT SOCKET.
294
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:08,083
ONWARD TO THE PROMISED LAND!
295
00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:13,415
FREEZE, MR. VOLT!
296
00:15:13,416 --> 00:15:17,582
THE CANARDIAN GUARDIAN SAYS
YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
297
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,624
OH, YEAH? WHY NOT?
298
00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:23,165
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
WEARING YOUR SEAT BELT.
299
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,499
TWO CHOICES...
300
00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,582
BUCKLE UP,
OR I CAN DO IT FOR YOU.
301
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:32,207
I'LL TAKE NUMBER THREE.
302
00:15:32,208 --> 00:15:35,165
HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK WHO'S HERE!
303
00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,457
IT'S THE CANARDIAN GUARDIAN
304
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,874
AND HER SIDEKICK DARKWING DUCK!
305
00:15:40,875 --> 00:15:44,457
I AM NOT HER SIDEKICK!
306
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:46,750
[MENACING CHUCKLES]
307
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:58,625
THIS IS WHY I HATE COMING
TO THE BAD PART OF TOWN.
308
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,457
[MENACING CHUCKLES]
309
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:04,999
STAND BACK!
310
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,999
I'LL RUB OUT THESE
ROUGHHOUSING REPROBATES!
311
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
HYAH!
312
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,500
[MOANING]
313
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:16,082
O.K., YOU'RE THE NEW HERO.
YOU TRY IT.
314
00:16:16,083 --> 00:16:18,499
O.K., IF YOU INSIST.
315
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,999
MR. THUG, YOU STOP THAT!
316
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,874
DO YOU KNOW HOW
HAZARDOUS THIS IS?
317
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:28,082
WHY, WHAT IF IT HIT SOMEBODY?
318
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,082
CAREFUL, MR. HOODLUM, YOUR...
319
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,499
[CRASH]
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00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:33,707
SHOE'S UNTIED.
321
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:35,999
IT LOOKS LIKE BINKIE...
322
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,624
THE CANARDIAN GUARDIAN...
323
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,707
TOOK CARE OF OUR PROBLEMS!
324
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,999
EXCEPT ONE.
325
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,457
I DON'T SUPPOSE
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00:16:43,458 --> 00:16:45,999
YOU KNOW HOW TO UNTIE
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00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,499
A DARKWING DOUBLE HALF-HITCH?
328
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,582
SO BINKIE GOT LUCKY.
329
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,582
THAT DOESN'T MAKE HER A HERO.
330
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:57,582
LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT A HERO'S BRAIN!
331
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,582
UH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
332
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,124
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL INFERIOR.
333
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:06,207
I'M USED TO IT.
334
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:09,124
IN THAT CASE, PREPARE TO WITNESS
335
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:13,708
THE WONDER AND MAJESTY OF...
DARKWING'S BRAIN!
336
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:19,874
WELL... A CLUTTERED
MIND IS A HEALTHY MIND.
337
00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:21,415
WHO SAYS THAT?
338
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,957
LOTS OF PEOPLE!
339
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:27,583
LET'S HAVE A LOOK
AT MY LITTLE HERO.
340
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,290
OOPS. SORRY.
341
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:34,415
GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TO
WORRY ABOUT YOUR HERO.
342
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:37,124
HE LOOKS HARMLESS ENOUGH TO ME.
343
00:17:37,125 --> 00:17:39,708
MEET MY PARTNER.
344
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,457
ROWR!
345
00:17:44,458 --> 00:17:48,082
IT'S... IT'S MY EGO!
346
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:52,458
GEE, IT... IT SURE IS BIG!
347
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:55,625
AAH! AAH!
348
00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:09,832
I THINK THIS MIGHT
BE A GOOD TIME
349
00:18:09,833 --> 00:18:14,290
TO GET BACK TO THE CASE
OF THE HOUSEWIFE HERO.
350
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:17,290
BY NOW,
MEGAVOLT'S MANIACAL MASTER PLAN.
351
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:21,707
HAD TAKEN HIM TO THE OLD
ABANDONED POWER PLANT.
352
00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:23,957
HA HA HA HA!
353
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:27,457
NO LONGER WILL LIGHT
BULBS BE ENSLAVED!
354
00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:30,457
I'M GONNA CHARGE YOU GUYS UP,
355
00:18:30,458 --> 00:18:34,457
THEN YOU CAN GO BACK
TO THE WILDERNESS
356
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:37,457
WITH ALL THE
UNTAMED LIGHT BULBS.
357
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:42,374
BINKIE, YOU'VE GONE TOO
FAR WITH THIS SAFETY THING.
358
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,290
NOW, NOW, MR. SIDEKICK.
359
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:48,290
AN ACTIVE LAD LIKE YOU
NEEDS EXTRA PROTECTION.
360
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:53,000
BUT I CAN HARDLY
MOVE IN ALL THIS!
361
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:58,625
IMAGINE HOW HURT HE'D
GET WITHOUT THAT PADDING.
362
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,707
AH, WELCOME, DO-GOODERS.
363
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:07,249
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO
WITNESS MY GOOD DEED...
364
00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:10,833
THE LIBERATION OF
THE LIGHT BULBS.
365
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,832
DO YOU HAVE A SAFETY
PERMIT FOR THIS?
366
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,249
BINKIE, LET'S NOT GET SAFE!
367
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,999
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
368
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,874
I'LL HANDLE HIM
WITH A GLUE BOMB.
369
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:28,457
CAREFUL! YOU MUSTN'T POINT GUNS!
370
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,457
HEY!
371
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,999
UH-OH.
372
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,499
I THINK YOU USED TOO
MUCH GLUE IN THAT ONE.
373
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:39,249
SMOOTH MOVE, MRS. MUDDLEFOOT.
374
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,250
DON'T THANK ME...
375
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,999
JUST TAKING CARE
OF A SAFETY HAZARD.
376
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,499
JUST LOOK AT THESE WIRES.
377
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,290
UTTERLY UNSAFE.
378
00:19:48,291 --> 00:19:52,291
AWUWUWUWUWUWUWOAH.
379
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,874
WHY, HELLO, MR. DARKWING.
380
00:20:03,875 --> 00:20:06,624
WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
381
00:20:06,625 --> 00:20:10,582
WE'RE NOT GONNA GET
MUCH HELP FROM HER.
382
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:12,124
NO PROBLEMO.
383
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:15,457
I'VE ALREADY STOPPED
MEGAVOLT'S LUNACY.
384
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:20,875
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THESE
LIGHT BULBS ALIVE!
385
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:25,582
IN A FEW SECONDS,
THIS PLANT'S GONNA BLOW LIKE...
386
00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:29,374
LIKE SOMETHING REALLY
BIG BLOWING UP!
387
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:33,957
THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH
LEFT TO SPACKLE A CRACK!
388
00:20:33,958 --> 00:20:38,457
[LAUNCHPAD] THIS WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME TO BE HEROIC.
389
00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:44,332
[BINKIE] YOU MEN. ALWAYS MAKING
A FUSS OVER EVERY LITTLE PROBLEM.
390
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,457
OOH. MUCH BETTER.
391
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:50,457
OOH! THAT'S THE TROUBLE
WITH BEING A VILLAIN...
392
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,958
THE HEROES ALWAYS HAVE TO WIN.
393
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:56,999
HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
394
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,332
BINKIE SAVED US!
395
00:20:58,333 --> 00:21:01,874
SHE'S A HERO JUST LIKE YOU, D.W.
396
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,874
"JUST LIKE YOU, D.W."
397
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:06,874
HA! LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.
398
00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:08,415
AND SO...
399
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,874
MEGAVOLT'S PLAN WAS
SHORT-CIRCUITED.
400
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,707
AND BINKIE WAS BACK TO
HER SUBURBAN PARADISE.
401
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:17,249
OOH, HERBY-McGERBY!
402
00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,583
BINKUMS!
403
00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,208
OOH!
404
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,583
UH-OH.
405
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,458
OH, DEAR.
406
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,499
HERB,
YOU HAVEN'T DANCED IN YEARS.
407
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,874
IT'S LIKE OUR FIRST DATE...
408
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:52,707
EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T
WEARING A DRESS.
409
00:21:52,708 --> 00:21:56,707
AND THUS BEGAN THE CASE
OF THE DANCING DIMWIT.
410
00:21:56,708 --> 00:22:00,082
BUT THAT IS ANOTHER
STORY ALTOGETHER...
411
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:03,874
WHAT MAKES A HERO ISN'T
THE COSTUMES OR GADGETS.
412
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:07,582
IT'S PURITY OF HEART
AND STRENGTH OF WILL!
413
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:11,375
BUT COSTUMES AND GADGETS
MAKE IT MORE FUN.