1 00:00:01,875 --> 00:00:04,207 ♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪ 2 00:00:04,208 --> 00:00:06,582 ♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪ 3 00:00:06,583 --> 00:00:08,624 ♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪ 4 00:00:08,625 --> 00:00:11,082 ♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪ 5 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:13,374 ♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪ 6 00:00:13,375 --> 00:00:14,874 ♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪ 7 00:00:14,875 --> 00:00:15,999 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,874 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 9 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:20,415 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,416 --> 00:00:22,374 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 11 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,999 LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 12 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,207 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 13 00:00:27,208 --> 00:00:29,499 DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK! 14 00:00:29,500 --> 00:00:31,499 ♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪ 15 00:00:31,500 --> 00:00:33,832 ♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪ 16 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:36,415 ♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪ 17 00:00:36,416 --> 00:00:38,499 ♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪ 18 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,707 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪ 19 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,332 ♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪ 20 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,374 ♪ HERE COMES ♪ 21 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:44,874 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 22 00:00:44,875 --> 00:00:46,165 LOOK OUT! 23 00:00:46,166 --> 00:00:48,207 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,999 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 25 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,582 LET'S GET DANGEROUS! 26 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:54,457 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 27 00:00:54,458 --> 00:00:57,249 ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪ 28 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:59,166 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪ 29 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:03,457 THIS IS THE DESERT... 30 00:01:03,458 --> 00:01:06,290 A CRUEL OVEN WHERE THE SAND IS THE BAKING DISH 31 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:09,124 AND MYSTERY IS THE CASSEROLE. 32 00:01:09,125 --> 00:01:11,374 GOSALYN, QUIT WASTING TAPE! 33 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,499 IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE LEFT 34 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,457 FOR OUR ACTUAL VACATION. 35 00:01:15,458 --> 00:01:18,165 YOU DON'T WANT TO STUNT THE GROWTH 36 00:01:18,166 --> 00:01:20,290 OF A YOUNG AND UP-AND-COMING FILMMAKER, DO YOU? 37 00:01:20,291 --> 00:01:22,207 HERE'S YOUR CLOSE-UP, LAUNCHPAD. 38 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,333 SHOW US THE REAL YOU. 39 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:27,165 LAUNCHPAD! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD! 40 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:30,457 THIS IS GREAT! I LOVE THE TENSION, THE PATHOS. 41 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,999 AFTER THIS I'LL BE READY FOR SOME BIG-TIME SLASHER FILMS. 42 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,582 THEN, POW! THE MEGABUCKS START ROLLING IN. 43 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:41,874 SURE. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT YOUR CHAIN OF LEMONADE STANDS. 44 00:01:41,875 --> 00:01:45,249 IT WOULD'VE WORKED IF LAUNCHPAD HADN'T DRUNK THE PROFITS. 45 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:49,833 I WAS THIRSTY. BUILDING LEMONADE STANDS IS HARD WORK. 46 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:53,499 WHAT WAS THAT? 47 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:57,458 I DON'T KNOW BUT HERE IT COMES AGAIN! 48 00:02:01,166 --> 00:02:06,166 BOY, NIGHT SURE COMES ON FAST IN THESE PARTS. 49 00:02:08,250 --> 00:02:11,999 WELL, HERE'S THE BEST THAT COWBOY DOUG'S DUDE RANCH 50 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,624 HAS TO OFFER. 51 00:02:13,625 --> 00:02:15,249 HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT. 52 00:02:15,250 --> 00:02:17,832 I SHOULD DO A WESTERN. THAT'S CLASSIC CINEMA. 53 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,874 BUT THE IDEA'S GONNA NEED SOME TOP SPIN. 54 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,249 MAYBE SOME CHAIN SAW ZOMBIES. 55 00:02:24,250 --> 00:02:26,082 GIVE IT A REST. 56 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:29,708 THE POINT OF A VACATION IS TO RELAX. 57 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:36,582 AND YOU CAN RELAX TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT 58 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:39,082 SOON AS I FIX THIS BED. 59 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:43,124 THAT THING WAS AS TIGHT AS MA'S CORSET TIES 60 00:02:43,125 --> 00:02:46,415 WHY WOULD WE NEED A THIRD BED? 61 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,582 BEATS ME, BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU ORDERED. 62 00:02:49,583 --> 00:02:51,582 SORRY. NO REFUNDS. 63 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:54,457 AND REMEMBER, BREAKFAST AT SIX 64 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:56,707 COWPOKE AEROBICS AT SEVEN. 65 00:02:56,708 --> 00:02:57,999 NIGHT, Y'ALL. 66 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,165 EXCELLENT. AT LEAST WE HAVE A TV. 67 00:03:00,166 --> 00:03:03,874 GOSALYN, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING BACK TO BASICS. 68 00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:06,290 DAD, IT'S A BLACK AND WHITE SET. 69 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,749 HOW BASIC CAN YOU GET? 70 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,499 IF I KNEW YOU WERE PACKING THIS MUCH 71 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,332 I WOULD HAVE RENTED A FORKLIFT. 72 00:03:12,333 --> 00:03:16,082 IT'S NOT MINE. WE EXPERIMENTAL FILMMAKERS TRAVEL LIGHT. 73 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,707 IF IT'S NOT YOURS, WHOSE IS IT? 74 00:03:18,708 --> 00:03:20,749 LAUNCHPAD? 75 00:03:20,750 --> 00:03:22,457 DAD! OVER HERE. HURRY! 76 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:25,124 WE DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE 77 00:03:25,125 --> 00:03:27,374 JUST TO WATCH SLEAZY SCI-FI MOVIES. 78 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,582 LOOK AT THOSE CHEAP ALIEN SUITS. 79 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,957 YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE ZIPPERS. 80 00:03:30,958 --> 00:03:33,415 AND LOOK HOW LAUNCHPAD'S OVERACTING. 81 00:03:33,416 --> 00:03:34,999 LAUNCHPAD?! 82 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,207 WHEN DID HE DO A MOVIE? 83 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:39,875 DAD, THESE ARE MY HOME VIDEOS. 84 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:43,625 I THINK I'M BEGINNING TO REMEMBER. 85 00:04:06,458 --> 00:04:08,707 KEEN GEAR! REAL ALIENS! 86 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:11,165 EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SPIELBERG. 87 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:12,375 I'M GETTIN' A CLOSE-UP. 88 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,290 HEY! 89 00:04:14,291 --> 00:04:15,582 ARE YOU CRAZY? 90 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:16,999 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE AFTER. 91 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,707 TO THEM, WE COULD BE THE LUNCH SPECIAL 92 00:04:18,708 --> 00:04:20,832 AT THE GALACTIC BAR AND GRILL. 93 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:24,457 I THINK I KNOW THESE GUYS. 94 00:04:24,458 --> 00:04:29,458 SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU BOYS TO THIS NECK OF THE WOODS? 95 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:37,082 HEY! COME BACK WITH MY SIDEKICK! 96 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,332 OR AT LEAST HOLD STILL TILL I FOCUS. 97 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:42,375 WATCH IT NOW. YOU'RE TICKLING. 98 00:04:43,625 --> 00:04:46,708 COME BACK HERE, YOU KIDNAPPING COWARDS! 99 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,207 LOOKING FOR A CLOSE ENCOUNTER, UGLIES? 100 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:53,625 WELL, ENCOUNTER THIS. 101 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:58,082 HE MUST'VE ZAPPED US WITH A MEMORY ERASER. 102 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:00,999 THAT'S WHY WE FORGOT ABOUT LAUNCHPAD. 103 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,499 WELL, THEY DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE DEALING WITH DARKWING DUCK. 104 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:08,207 THE DEVOTED DARKWING DUCK DELVES INTO THE DESERT 105 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:10,415 DIEHARDEDLY DIGGING FOR DOCUMENTATION 106 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:11,958 OF HIS PARDNER'S DEPARTING. 107 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:16,000 ALIENS! 108 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,874 SOME ALIEN, DAD. 109 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:24,457 WELL, ONE NEVER KNOWS 110 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,624 WHAT FIENDISH FORM AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL MIGHT TAKE. 111 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:27,625 SO THERE. 112 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,582 LAUNCHPAD HAS ALL THE LUCK. 113 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:30,999 I'D MAKE A GREAT SPECIMEN. 114 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,707 WHY COULDN'T THE ALIENS ABDUCT ME? 115 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,332 PERHAPS YOUR REPUTATION PRECEDES YOU. 116 00:05:35,333 --> 00:05:37,207 FUNNY. 117 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:38,874 HEY, LOOK! 118 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,124 I FOUND A CLUE. 119 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,457 AND BEFORE YOU TOO. 120 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:47,708 THIS ISN'T A CLUE. IT'S JUST A FLASHLIGHT. 121 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:53,333 OK. YEAH, FINE, IT COULD BE A CLUE. SURE. 122 00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:57,374 WOW! DAD, WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE OUR SECOND CLOSE ENCOUNTER, 123 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:01,458 AND I WASN'T TOO HAPPY ABOUT THE FIRST ONE. 124 00:06:04,375 --> 00:06:07,875 STAY BEHIND ME, GOSALYN. I'LL HANDLE THIS. 125 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:14,333 HOW COULD YOU MISPLACE THE ATOMIZER? 126 00:06:17,166 --> 00:06:19,999 STOP! ONCE WE RETURN TO ZARLOX 5, 127 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,582 I'M GONNA SEE YOU BOILED IN CREBUS OIL 128 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,250 AND LEFT OUT FOR THE ZAVACOS. 129 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:30,875 THESE GUYS DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH. 130 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:35,207 NOW FIND THAT ATOMIZER. 131 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:39,957 YOU SEE THE TROUBLE YOU'VE CAUSED. 132 00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:43,749 WE'LL TAKE OUT ATOMIZER BACK NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND. 133 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:47,290 SURE. RIGHT AFTER YOU HAND OVER LAUNCHPAD. 134 00:06:47,291 --> 00:06:52,583 OH, A THREAT. HOW TYPICALLY EARTHLING. 135 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,124 HEEEEY! 136 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:57,458 PUT ME DOWN! 137 00:07:06,875 --> 00:07:09,875 ALL RIGHT. SPECIAL EFFECTS. 138 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:15,583 THE ATOMIZER, PLEASE. 139 00:07:18,708 --> 00:07:20,708 THANK YOU. 140 00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:29,165 FANTASTIC, DAD, BUT I WAS SWITCHING BATTERIES. 141 00:07:29,166 --> 00:07:30,624 I NEED A RETAKE. 142 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:32,999 THE MEMORIES OF THESE MATTERS SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN OFF. 143 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:36,457 PERHAPS I'LL USE A MORE PERMANENT METHOD 144 00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:37,999 OF DEALING WITH THEM. 145 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,457 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BLEEB. 146 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:40,458 THEY'RE WITH ME. 147 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:44,624 AS YOU WISH, LAUNCHPAD. 148 00:07:44,625 --> 00:07:46,082 SORRY ABOUT THAT, 149 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:49,457 BUT YOU KNOW HOW EXTRATERRESTRIALS GET CARRIED AWAY, 150 00:07:49,458 --> 00:07:54,290 I BET THEY DISSECTED YOU AND STUCK YOU UNDER A MICROSCOPE. 151 00:07:54,291 --> 00:07:55,832 CAN I SEE YOUR STITCHES? 152 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:58,374 OH, NOTHING LIKE THAT, GOSALYN. 153 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,457 THESE GUYS ARE REALLY NICE. 154 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:04,208 IN FACT, WE'RE KIND OF LIKE OLD FRIENDS. 155 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,999 YOU SEE, I DIDN'T ALWAYS LOVE TO FLY. 156 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:11,375 IN FACT, I WAS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS. 157 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:18,708 OF COURSE, THAT DOESN'T GO OVER REAL BIG WITH A FAMILY OF PILOTS. 158 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:22,707 SO, DAD DECIDED THAT THE ONLY WAY TO CURE ME 159 00:08:22,708 --> 00:08:24,374 WAS TO TAKE ME FLYING 160 00:08:24,375 --> 00:08:28,083 WHILE HE PRACTICED HIS ROUTINE FOR THE AIR SHOW. 161 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,582 IT CERTAINLY DID TEACH ME ONE THING... 162 00:08:30,583 --> 00:08:35,166 ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT. 163 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,957 I THOUGHT I'D EATEN MY LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE. 164 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:43,332 BUT THAT'S WHEN I MET TIA. 165 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:46,249 IT WAS LIKE AT FIRST SIGHT. 166 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:48,999 IN FACT, I LIKED HER SO MUCH, 167 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,458 THAT I FORGOT TO BE AFRAID. 168 00:08:56,416 --> 00:08:58,999 TO PAY HER BACK FOR TEACHING ME TO LIKE FLYING, 169 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,457 I SHOWED HER HOW TO HAVE FUN. 170 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:06,000 SOMETHING SHE DIDN'T GET TO DO MUCH ON HER PLANET. 171 00:09:06,875 --> 00:09:12,875 OH YEAH, SHE ALSO HELPED ME WITH MY LANDINGS. 172 00:09:15,375 --> 00:09:18,582 AHHH! ALIENS! 173 00:09:18,583 --> 00:09:21,457 BUT FIRST SHE NEEDED A DISGUISE 174 00:09:21,458 --> 00:09:24,583 TO MAKE HER LOOK MORE LIKE AN EARTHLING. 175 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:32,375 GEE, I WISH THIS COULD GO FASTER, DON'T YOU? 176 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,207 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 177 00:09:41,208 --> 00:09:44,291 HA HA HA HA! 178 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,999 YEP, IT WAS THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD. 179 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,166 UNTIL THEY CAME FOR HER. 180 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,415 I WAS ZAPPED BACK TO MY DAD LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. 181 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,707 YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE WOOZY, SON. 182 00:10:03,708 --> 00:10:07,332 MAYBE WE BETTER GO BACK DOWN. 183 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,249 SO WHY DID THEY COME BACK? 184 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:10,874 THEY CAME FOR ME. 185 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,290 YOU SEE, SINCE TIA AND I FIRST MET, 186 00:10:13,291 --> 00:10:15,707 SHE'S BECOME QUEEN OF THE GALAXY. 187 00:10:15,708 --> 00:10:17,332 WOW! 188 00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,290 NICE PROMOTION. 189 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:21,165 BUT WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH YOU? 190 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:25,124 LAUNCHPAD AND TIA ARE TO UMPAH. 191 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,207 HEY, HEY, HEY! 192 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,249 YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. 193 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:30,249 HA, HA, HA. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, D.W. 194 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:32,749 TIA AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 195 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,749 I'LL BE THE NEW KING OF THE GALAXY. 196 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,332 TALK ABOUT A CREDIBILITY GAP. 197 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,207 WAY TO GO, LAUNCHPAD. 198 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:42,832 GIVE ME THE GALACTIC FILM RIGHTS AND I'LL CUT YOU IN 199 00:10:42,833 --> 00:10:45,165 FOR 15% OF THE PROFITS, GROSS, OF COURSE. 200 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,207 CUT THE SHOW BIZ BUZZ, GOSALYN. 201 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:50,999 I WANT TO KNOW THE REAL REASON SHE WANTS TO MARRY LAUNCHPAD. 202 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,249 FACE IT, HE'S NOT EVEN A HOMEOWNER. 203 00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:55,374 YOU INFERIOR BEING! 204 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,499 YOU DARE QUESTION THE QUEEN'S CHOICE? 205 00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:03,500 FOR THAT, THE PUNISHMENT IS DEEVOLUTION. 206 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:09,875 HA! I'VE HAD WORSE SHOCKS FROM MY LIVING ROOM RUG. 207 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,874 HA! YOURSELF. 208 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,583 OH, DAD! 209 00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:25,457 WE HAVE CROSSED GALACTIC QUADRANT TO RETURN TO YOUR PLANET. 210 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:30,583 YOU SEE, DARKWING, WE NEED LAUNCHPAD. 211 00:11:34,291 --> 00:11:35,999 OURS IS AN ANCIENT RACE, 212 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,374 WHO IN THE PURSUIT OF SCIENCE AND PROGRESS, 213 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:41,374 BECAME COLD AND UNEMOTIONAL. 214 00:11:41,375 --> 00:11:45,458 WE LOST SIGHT OF LIFE'S SIMPLE PLEASURES. 215 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,457 SPEAKING OF SIMPLE PLEASURES, 216 00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,332 HOW 'BOUT EVOLVING MY DAD INTO SOMETHING WITH A BACKBONE. 217 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:56,415 I'M SORRY. OF COURSE. BLEEB. 218 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,874 OOH, ALL RIGHT. 219 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:01,083 BUT I DON'T LIKE HIS ATTITUDE. 220 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,833 LISTEN YOU, I OUGHT TO TAKE YOUR... 221 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:12,624 HA HA, BON APPETIT, 222 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:16,875 YOU FRIEND, LAUNCHPAD, GAVE ME THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER. 223 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:23,415 HEY THERE, GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE, YOU NUTS. 224 00:12:23,416 --> 00:12:26,165 GEE, LAUNCHPAD, I'M SURE GONNA MISS YOU. 225 00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:27,374 WILL YOU VISIT? 226 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:31,082 SURE, WHENEVER I'M IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM. 227 00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:34,207 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING? 228 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:38,749 UNTIL NOW I RATED BEING FROM THE SAME PLANET 229 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,374 PRETTY HIGH ON THE OLD COMPATIBILITY CHART. 230 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:44,999 BUT TIA THINKS I CAN DO A LOT OF GOOD OUT THERE. 231 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,082 BUT YOU'RE ALREADY DOING A LOT OF GOOD DOWN HERE. 232 00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:52,165 AH, D.W. DOESN'T NEED ME TO FIGHT CRIME. 233 00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,999 BESIDES, I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU'D BE TAKING MY SPOT 234 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,374 SOONER OR LATER. 235 00:12:56,375 --> 00:13:01,082 BUT, LAUNCHPAD, NO ONE CAN TAKE YOUR SPOT. 236 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,707 SUCH EMOTIONAL EXCESS... HOW SLOPPY. 237 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:07,624 SO, TELL ME, BLEEB, 238 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:12,124 JUST WHAT WILL LAUNCHPAD'S KINGLY DUTIES BE? 239 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:17,207 HE'LL BE REQUIRED TO OVERSEE UMFLATA MATTERS, 240 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,249 BECOME CHAIRMAN OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL, 241 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:22,124 AND TEND TO ALL INTERSTELLAR TRANSMODULATIONS. 242 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:25,165 LAUNCHPAD? ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE THE RIGHT McQUACK? 243 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:29,374 QUESTIONING THE QUEEN'S CHOICE AGAIN? 244 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,957 NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, 245 00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,832 GETTING UMPAHED IS A BIG STEP. 246 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,999 YOU GUYS ARE ASKING ME TO LEAVE MY HOME, 247 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,582 MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, 248 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,457 EVEN MY PLANET. 249 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,832 NOT TO MENTION MY ANT FARM AND BOTTLE CAP COLLECTION. 250 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,999 MARRIAGE MEANS COMMITMENT, RESPONSIBILITIES, 251 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,957 A MORTGAGE WITH A BALLOON PAYMENT... 252 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,207 THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 253 00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:53,207 I'M GONNA NEED A LOT OF TIME TO THINK THIS OVER. 254 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,582 YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMORROW. 255 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:55,958 OK. 256 00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,707 PLACES, EVERYBODY! 257 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,832 YOU'RE KIDDING ME! IF "SPACE BOYS OF GOWER GULCH" 258 00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:06,290 IS GONNA BE A CROSS GENRE MEGA-HIT, 259 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,333 WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CAST. 260 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:21,707 WOW! CLONES! I CAN HAVE A CAST OF THOUSANDS! 261 00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:24,583 HOPE THEY WORK FOR SCALE. 262 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:30,374 I CAN'T BELIEVE L.P. IS GOING ALONG WITH THIS WEDDING. 263 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:34,165 EITHER THOSE SNEAKY E.T.s ARE UP TO SOMETHING. 264 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:38,874 OR LOVE IS A LOT BLINDER THAN I THOUGHT. 265 00:14:38,875 --> 00:14:42,000 NOW IF ONLY I COULD GET INSIDE TO CHECK THINGS OUT. 266 00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:44,708 HERE'S MY TICKET NOW. 267 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,290 THERE'S NO PLACE ON ANY PLANET 268 00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:58,416 THAT DARKWING DUCK CAN'T SNEAK INTO. 269 00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,999 NOW THE DARING DETECTIVE DALLIES WITH DANGER 270 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,499 TO UNCOVER A PLOT OF ALIEN INTRIGUE. 271 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:07,999 QUIT DADDLING. WE'VE GOT IMPORTANT WORK TO DO 272 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,874 BEFORE THE ROYAL UMPAH. 273 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,582 [ BEEPING ] 274 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,874 DON'T BACKTALK ME. WE MUST DEAL WITH THE EARTHLING 275 00:15:13,875 --> 00:15:16,124 BEFORE THE CEREMONY. 276 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:21,083 I KNEW IT! I GUESS I'LL JUST FOLLOW THEM. 277 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,166 I TOLD YOU YOU WERE HEARING THINGS. 278 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:37,833 I'M NOTHING IF NOT RESOURCEFUL. 279 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,290 OOH, YUK! 280 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:43,290 AND ME WITHOUT A BROMO. 281 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,832 I'VE DONE IT! 282 00:15:44,833 --> 00:15:47,832 THE FIRST PERFECT COMPUTERIZED BRAIN TRANSPLANT! 283 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:51,208 AND NOW, TO TEST IT. 284 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:57,582 NO. NO. NO. NO. IT'S MUCH TOO SMART! 285 00:15:57,583 --> 00:16:01,375 THIS IS, OF COURSE, ALL YOUR FAULT. 286 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,166 I HOPE I CAN FIX IT. 287 00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,457 THERE. 288 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,500 NOW LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 289 00:16:13,708 --> 00:16:17,125 EXCELLENT. A PERFECT MATCH. 290 00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:20,582 ONCE THIS BABY'S INSIDE THE EARTHLING'S SKULL, 291 00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:22,457 I'LL NOT ONLY CONTROL HIM, 292 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,165 BUT, THROUGH HIM, THE QUEEN. 293 00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,415 AND THROUGH HER, THE GALAXY. 294 00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,874 HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! 295 00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,999 THOUGH I REALLY SHOULD TEST IT IN AN EARTHLING BODY FIRST. 296 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,624 YOU WON'T BE TESTING IT ON ANYBODY! 297 00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:37,332 NOT WITH DARKWING DUCK HERE! 298 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:41,000 DUCK? MORE LIKE A GUINEA PIG. 299 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:51,875 GEE, I FEEL SO LIGHTHEADED. 300 00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:03,124 OK. OK, DARKWING, DON'T PANIC. 301 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:05,415 YOU'VE SEEN WORSE. YOU'VE SEEN MUCH WORSE. 302 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,999 NO YOU HAVEN'T! WAAAA! 303 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,708 I'M A BRAIN WITHOUT A BODY! 304 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,332 IT'S ME! I MEAN, IT'S MY BODY! 305 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,708 YO! BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! 306 00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,290 YOU HEARD ME! YOU HEARD ME! 307 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:24,332 YOU'RE MY WHATEVER. NOW, LISTEN... 308 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,875 YOU HAVE TO... WAAAA! 309 00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,499 I'D SAY THE EXPERIMENT WAS A SUCCESS. WOULDN'T YOU? 310 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:37,249 AND AS A BONUS, I NOW HAVE LAUNCHPAD'S BEST FRIEND 311 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,499 TO BRING HIM TO MY LAB. 312 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:44,874 THEN YOU TWO CAN HAVE A REAL MEETING OF THE MINDS, HA-HA-HA! 313 00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:46,374 HE THINKS HE'S WON. 314 00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:49,499 WELL, NOT WHILE I HAVE ONE SYNAPSE SPARKING. 315 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,957 I AM THE COVER THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT. 316 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:55,374 I AM THE HEADACHE IN THE CRIMINAL MIND. 317 00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:59,708 I AM DARKWING'S BRAIN! 318 00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,499 HANG ON, LAUNCHPAD! I'M COMING! 319 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,874 OH, LAUNCHPAD, I THINK YOU LOOK WONDERFUL. 320 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,957 THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE THE LAST TIME I SAW SOMETHING LIKE THIS 321 00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,624 IT WAS BECAUSE THE ANCHOVIES ON MY PIZZA WENT BAD. 322 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,457 TIA, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS UMPAH THING? 323 00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:18,332 WE BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER. 324 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:22,207 WELL, I KNOW YOU ARE KIND AND HAVE A GOOD HEART. 325 00:18:22,208 --> 00:18:23,874 THE REST WILL COME 326 00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:26,249 AND IT WILL MEAN MUCH TO THE GALAXY. 327 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,124 WELL, I MUST BE FITTED FOR MY WEDDING GOWN. 328 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:30,750 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 329 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:35,625 GREAT! I FOUND HIM BEFORE BLEEB. 330 00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,332 GET AWAY FROM ME! GET AWAY FROM ME! 331 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,415 STEADY, L.P. 332 00:18:41,416 --> 00:18:43,165 THE KING OF THE GALAXY HAS TO GET USED 333 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:46,291 TO ALL TYPES OF DISGUSTING ALIENS. 334 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,624 WHAT IS IT, BOY? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING? 335 00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:53,707 LET'S TRY ONE BOUNCE FOR YES AND TWO FOR NO. 336 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,874 AH, WAIT. AND THREE FOR MAYBE, 337 00:18:55,875 --> 00:18:59,500 FOUR FOR YOU'RE GETTING WARMER, FIVE FOR... 338 00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:03,457 OH, I GET IT. YOU WANT TO PLAY. 339 00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,458 HOW 'BOUT A LITTLE B-BALL? 340 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:10,000 HEY, D.W., THINK FAST! 341 00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:15,582 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOMEPLACE WHERE I CAN PLUG INTO A TV. 342 00:19:15,583 --> 00:19:19,165 AH, WHOA! KEEN GEAR! 343 00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:22,250 ORSON WELLES NEVER HAD A SHOT LIKE THIS. 344 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:25,957 AND BRING LAUNCHPAD TO THE LAB. 345 00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,457 DARKWING DUCK'S BRAIN IS OF NO USE TO US. 346 00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:30,707 DAD? 347 00:19:30,708 --> 00:19:33,457 IT'S LAUNCHPAD'S BRAIN WE MUST REPLACE. 348 00:19:33,458 --> 00:19:36,415 OK, YOU BRAIN-SUCKING ALIEN, 349 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:39,582 WELCOME TO "TOTALLY EMBARRASSING VIDEOS." 350 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,582 ONCE I'VE REPLACED THE EARTHLING'S BRAIN, 351 00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,375 IT'LL BE NOTHING MORE THAN MY PUPPET. 352 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,124 THE QUEEN WILL LISTEN TO HIS EVERY WORD. 353 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:52,166 AND HIS WORDS WILL BE MINE. 354 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:54,874 HEY! OOH! 355 00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:59,707 SO THE LITTLE DIRECTOR IS MAKING A FILM. 356 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,416 WELL, I HAVE SOME SHOOTING OF MY OWN TO DO. 357 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,457 NICE HOOK SHOT, D.W. 358 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,499 BUT DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE LAB NOW? 359 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,207 I'M JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP. 360 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,165 OK, THAT'S IT! 361 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,707 TIME FOR A LITTLE MIND OVER MALLARD. 362 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,457 HYAH! 363 00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:18,458 WHOA! 364 00:20:25,416 --> 00:20:27,750 BOY, THOSE GUYS PLAY ROUGH. 365 00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:39,000 GIVE MY REGARDS TO THE PRIMORDIAL SOUP. 366 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,875 LOOK OUT! 367 00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,875 NICE WORK, GUYS. 368 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,415 WELL, THANKS FOR THE BRAIN WASH-AND-DRY, 369 00:20:57,416 --> 00:21:00,249 BUT I'LL STILL HAVE TO INFORM THE AUTHORITIES ABOUT YOU. 370 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,749 I'M AFRAID YOUR PLANET IS NOT READY FOR THAT INFORMATION. 371 00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:07,500 DON'T WORRY, KID. I'LL CUT YOU IN ON THE BOOK DEAL. 372 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,832 HEY, I UNDERSTAND, GUYS. 373 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,375 NO HARD FEELINGS. 374 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:25,333 HEY! OOPS, NOW HOW'D THOSE GET IN THERE? 375 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:29,749 I WISH I COULD MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, LAUNCHPAD. 376 00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:34,499 GEE, TIA, IT TAKES MORE THAN FUN TO MAKE AN UMPAH WORK. 377 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,707 BESIDES, D.W. NEEDS ME. 378 00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,290 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THE PERFECT GUY SOMEDAY. 379 00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:43,749 OUCH! YOU GUYS GOT A WEIRD WAY OF ASKING FOR SOUVENIRS. 380 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:47,000 GOODBYE, LAUNCHPAD. 381 00:21:48,958 --> 00:21:51,582 GOSALYN, QUIT WASTING TAPE. 382 00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,874 IT WOULD BE NICE TO HAVE A LITTLE LEFT 383 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:56,124 FOR OUR ACTUAL VACATION. 384 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,832 COME ON, DAD. YOU DON'T WANT TO STUNT THE GROWTH 385 00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:01,458 OF A YOUNG AND UP-AND-COMING FILMMAKER, DO YOU? 386 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,374 HEY, WHAT'S TO CRY ABOUT, LITTLE LADY? 387 00:22:05,375 --> 00:22:09,125 COME ON, LET'S PLAN SOME FUN.