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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THE GOLDEN ORB OF YTTERBIUM!
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ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL QUEST BY...
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ASTRODUCK! PRINCE OF SPACE!
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[OVERLORD] NOT SO FAST!
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BY THE PLANETS!
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MY ARCH-ENEMY,
THE COSMIC OVERLORD!
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THIS NEUTRON-DISASSEMBLER
SAYS THE ORB IS MINE!
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MY PLASMA PISTOL WILL
END YOUR VILLAINY!
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[GOSALYN] USE YOUR
ROCKET-SKIS, ASTRODUCK!
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YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT ON!
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BOY, HONK!
YOUR FOLKS ARE THE BEST BABYSITTERS.
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ASTRODUCK'S ABOUT TO
BLAST THE COSMIC OVERLORD!
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IT'S NO TIME TO
DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
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ACTUALLY, THIS IS YOUR
HOMEWORK, GOSALYN.
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THEN GET BACK TO WORK!
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I SAID I'D HELP WITH YOUR
PAPER, NOT WRITE IT.
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I WROTE THE TITLE.
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THE GREAT EXPLORERS OF HISTORY.
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BY GOSALYN MALLARD.
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COOL, HUH?
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AAA! DAD!
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NO MORE TV FOR YOU.
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WRITE YOUR PAPER.
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BUT, DAD! HISTORY'S SO BORING!
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IT'S JUST A BUNCHA
STUPID DATES AND JUNK!
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WRONG-O, YOUNG LADY!
HISTORY IS THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE!
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NOW COME WITH... ME!
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WHOAAAA!
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HISTORY IS THE
FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE!
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[YAWN]
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MORE LIKE THE
FOUNTAIN OF BOREDOM.
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[SNORING]
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HEY!
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WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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WHOAAAAH!
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YAAA-AAAHH!
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YAAAHH!
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WHOAF!
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ASTRODUCK!
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YOU LOOK DIFFERENT
THAN YOU DO ON TV!
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A FLYING BOOK!
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I COULD USE THAT ON MY QUEST...
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FOR THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE!
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CARE TO JOIN ME?
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THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE?
YOU BET!
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I'D NEVER HAVE TO STUDY AGAIN!
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THEN... ONWARD TO GLORY!
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HEY, WAIT UP!
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HOW DO YOU STEER THIS THING?
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WHOA-OA-OA!
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YAAHH! YAAHH!
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OOF! OOF!
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MY ROCKET-SKIES... BROKEN!
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AND THE WARRANTY JUST RAN OUT.
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COOL!
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WE'VE GOT TO LOOK
FOR THE FOUNTAIN!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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TO ASK DIRECTIONS!
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[CRASH]
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AT LAST! I'VE FOUND THE
SHORTCUT TO ICELAND!
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I'LL ASK THAT VIKING
IF HE KNOWS WHERE...
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VIKING?
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HEY, WHERE ARE WE, ANYWAY?
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ACCORDING TO MY UNIVERSAL
TRAVEL COMPU-GUIDE,
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WE'RE SOMEWHERE IN
YOUR PLANET'S HISTORY!
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HELP ME WITH THIS BOOK!
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WE'VE GOT A FOUNTAIN TO FIND!
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WE'RE IN HISTORY?!
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WHERE ELSE WOULD A FLYING
HISTORY BOOK TAKE YOU?
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SEE? IT'S OPEN TO THE
DISCOVERY OF AMERICA!
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SO THAT MUST BE THE
GREAT VIKING EXPLORER,
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LEIF ERIKSSON!
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YO, LEIF! WELCOME TO AMERICA!
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ANY IDEA WHERE THE
FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE IS?
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NOT REALLY. I...
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WAIT A SECOND...
THIS ISN'T ICELAND?
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TERRIFIC! THAT'S WHAT I GET
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FOR FOLLOWING MY
SIDEKICK'S DIRECTIONS!
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I MUSTA HAD THE MAP UPSIDE-DOWN.
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LEIF ERIKSSON HAD A SIDEKICK?
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THAT'S NOT IN THE HISTORY BOOKS!
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COME ON, GOSALYN!
LET'S GO LOOK FOR THE FOUNTAIN!
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LET'S JUST ASK WHERE IT IS.
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HEY! MAYBE THOSE INDIANS KNOW!
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LOOK, DEAR.
WE'RE BEING DISCOVERED!
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HOW DO I LOOK?
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IT'S ABOUT TIME YOUS GOT HERE!
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WE'VE BEEN BARBECUIN'
FOR MANY MOONS!
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WHO WANTS A BUFFALO BURGER?
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[CRASH]
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PLEASE WORK ON YOUR LANDINGS.
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NONETHELESS,
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I, CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS,
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HAVE FOUND THE
SHORTCUT TO INDIA!
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I CLAIM THIS INDIA
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IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!
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I ARRIVED FIRST!
IT'S AMERICA, NOT INDIA.
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OH, YEAH?
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THEN WHY ARE THERE INDIANS HERE?
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LOOK, I WAS HERE FIRST!
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NO, I WAS.
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NO, YOU WEREN'T.
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YOU WEREN'T! YES, I WAS!
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GUYS, PLEASE.
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YOU'RE ACTING LIKE BABIES.
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I WAS HERE BEFORE YOU BOTH.
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SHE WANTS TO STEAL OUR CREDIT.
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LET'S GET HER!
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BADMINTON!
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MY FAVORITE!
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FUNNY LOOKIN' RACKET, THOUGH.
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GIMME THAT!
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DON'T LEAVE! I'LL GET THE NET.
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ONE BADMINTON NET COMIN' UP!
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OHH! OHH!
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OOF!
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A MINOR SETBACK.
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YOU CAN'T TACKLE IN BADMINTON.
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE
FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE IS?
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NOT PRE-ZACTLY.
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AN ANCIENT LEGEND SAYS
THE FOUNTAIN IS...
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FAR AWAY FROM HERE.
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I'LL CHECK THE UNIVERSAL
COMPU-TRAVEL GUIDE.
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AS FAR AS YOU CAN GET FROM AMERICA?
HMM...
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CHINA! CHINA!
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HOW DOES THIS BOOK WORK?
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JUST TURN TO A PAGE ABOUT CHINA.
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HERE IT IS! CHINA! LET'S GO!
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THANKS FOR THE TIP!
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ONWARD TO CHINA...
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AND TO GLORY!
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YEEEE-HAAHH!
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[SNORING]
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ASTRODUCK, LOOK OUT.
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[SNORING]
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THE LIFE OF A CRIMEFIGHTER
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IS NEVER EASY,
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ESPECIALLY WHEN HIS CAPE'S
USED TO WAX THE CAR.
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[GASPS] OH, NO!
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GOSALYN'S SLEEPWALKING AGAIN!
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NYAAHH!
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[HORN HONKS]
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[HORN HONKS]
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HANG ON, GOSALYN!
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I ALWAYS GET MY MAN...
DAUGHTER...
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WHATEVER.
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UH-OH!
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OHH!
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AAH!
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HEY! QUIET!
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I'M TRYING TO GET
MY BEAUTY SLEEP!
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OOH, DARKWING AGAIN!
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WILL HE HAUNT ME TO
THE END OF MY DAYS?
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GOSALYN!
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LOOK OUT!
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GOSALYN!
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GOSALYN!
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GOSALYN!
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GOSALYN!
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WE'RE FALLING!
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I KNOW,
BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
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YAAHH! YAAHH!
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UM...
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HMM...
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WE'RE IN THE IMPERIAL
CHINESE PALACE.
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THEY MUST BE THE
EMPEROR AND EMPRESS.
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AND THAT MUST BE MARCO POLO.
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WOW!
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WE'RE TRAVELING THROUGH HISTORY!
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WHO'D THINK A SCHOOL
BOOK COULD BE COOL?
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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MORE VISITORS AND STUFF.
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OH, GOODY, EMPEROR HERB!
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YOU FRY MOO GOO GAI BURGERS,
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I'LL SET THE GOOD CHINA.
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MARCO POLO...
HE DISCOVERED FRANCE, RIGHT?
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OOOO! NO!
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HE SPENT 20 YEARS
EXPLORING THE ORIENT!
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THEN HE'LL KNOW IF
THE FOUNTAIN'S HERE!
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IS THERE A FOUNTAIN
OF KNOWLEDGE HERE?
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HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
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ALL I'VE FOUND IS JUNK!
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COAL, TEA, SPICES!
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HALF MY LIFE WASTED!
I'M A FAILURE!
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LOOK AT ALL THIS COOL STUFF!
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HEY, FIREWORKS!
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WELL, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
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KEEN GEAR!
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MY SIDEKICK'S GOT
MORE JUNK IN THE CART.
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UH, WHAT CART?
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BY THE PLANETS, LOOK!
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THE COSMIC OVERLORD!
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ASTRODUCK!
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WHAT A DELIGHTFUL SURPRISE!
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CROSS THE GALAXY TO
STEAL SOME ARTIFACTS,
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AND I GET MY ARCH-ENEMY.
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WELL, KIDS,
SAY HELLO TO MY NEUTRON-DISASSEMBLER
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AND GOODBYE TO BREATHING!
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DISINTEGRATION'S
TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
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JUST SIT TIGHT WHILE I
DREAM UP SOMETHING REALLY...
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ICKY!
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FEAR NOT.
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MY VIBROBLASTER WILL...
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SAVE US.
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AT LEAST HE DIDN'T SET
OFF YOUR FIREWORKS!
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FIREWORKS! THAT'S IT!
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WHO'S GOT A MATCH?
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I COULD FEED 'EM
TO THE GIANT SLUGS?
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DROWN 'EM IN SOY SAUCE?
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MAKE 'EM WATCH GAME SHOWS?
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[SNIFF SNIFF]
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BURN 'EM AT... WHAT'S BURNING?
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YAAHH!
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YEOW!
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HEY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OVERLORD?
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AHA! VIRTUE TRIUMPHS ONCE MORE!
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LISTEN, THANK YINS
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FOR SAVIN' MY IMPERIAL
HIDE AND STUFF.
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WHAT CAN I DO?
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WHERE'S THE FOUNTAIN
OF KNOWLEDGE?
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WELL, I DUNNO EXACTLY,
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BUT AN ANCIENT CHINESE LEGEND
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SAYS IT'S IN AFRICA!
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00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:26,458
AFRICA COMIN' RIGHT UP!
253
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I CLAIM THIS INDIA
IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!
254
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:42,458
SORRY, MISTER COLUMBUS,
BUT THIS IS CHINA!
255
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MINOR SETBACK.
256
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,707
ABU DHABI, AFGHANISTAN,
257
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AFRICA! COME ON, GOSALYN.
258
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:57,083
ONWARD TO AFRICA AND TO GLORY!
259
00:12:57,333 --> 00:12:59,999
WHY'S IT SHAKING LIKE THIS?
260
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000
IT NEVER DID THIS BEFORE.
261
00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,416
STOP! STOP!
262
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YIKE!
263
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:26,583
UH-OH.
264
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TOODLES!
265
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,500
OOO, BOY!
266
00:13:39,458 --> 00:13:42,749
I'LL GRAB THAT
GIRL HE WAS SAVING
267
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:48,750
AND GET DARKWING DO-GOODER
TO FOLLOW HER INTO MY TRAP.
268
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,457
BIZARRO!
269
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,249
LIGHTNING FROM NOWHERE!
270
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YAAHH! YAAHH!
271
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,208
HEY! BUZZ OFF!
272
00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:15,207
PESKY LIONS AND TIGERS!
ALWAYS UNDERFOOT!
273
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,207
COME ON, TRUSTY SIDEKICK.
274
00:14:17,208 --> 00:14:20,207
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE.
275
00:14:20,208 --> 00:14:25,750
WHERE CAN WE FIND THE
FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE?
276
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,374
WE CAN'T EVEN FIND
THIS LIVINGSTONE.
277
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:31,999
WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MONTHS.
278
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,999
WE COULD'VE FOUND HIM.
279
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,124
WE LIKE THE SCENERY.
280
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:38,875
[HUMMING SABRE DANCE]
281
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:47,874
DOCTOR LIVINGSTONE, I PRESUME?
282
00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,290
YOU GOT IT, SPUD!
283
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:54,957
I HATE TO SPOIL THIS
GREAT MOMENT IN HISTORY,
284
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:58,207
BUT WHERE'S THE
FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE?
285
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:01,415
I DON'T KNOW PRE-ZACTLY, BUT...
286
00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,624
DON'T TELL ME.
287
00:15:03,625 --> 00:15:06,457
THERE'S AN ANCIENT
AFRICAN LEGEND.
288
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:07,999
YOU GOT IT!
289
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,415
IT SAYS THE FOUNTAIN'S
BEYOND THE LAND OF ICE.
290
00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,957
LAND OF ICE?
291
00:15:13,958 --> 00:15:16,999
LAND OF ICE. LAND OF ICE.
292
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,457
ICELAND! AND BEYOND ICELAND IS...
ICELAND.
293
00:15:19,458 --> 00:15:21,749
AND BEYOND ICELAND IS THE...
294
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NORTH POLE!
295
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,749
YEP, I READ THAT IN SCHOOL.
296
00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,124
LET'S HIT IT, ASTRODUCK!
297
00:15:29,125 --> 00:15:31,582
SURPRISE!
298
00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:35,207
I'LL FIND THE FOUNTAIN
OF KNOWLEDGE MYSELF.
299
00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:38,165
WITH IT, I'LL RULE THE UNIVERSE!
300
00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:40,165
AS FOR YOU TWO,
301
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:44,124
IT'LL TAKE SOMETHING
BIG TO SAVE YOU NOW.
302
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:45,625
AAH!
303
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:49,165
[OVERLORD] I GUESS
THAT'S BIG ENOUGH.
304
00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:54,165
I CLAIM THIS INDIA
IN THE NAME OF SPAIN!
305
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:58,165
PICK UP THE CLUE PHONE.
THIS IS AFRICA.
306
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:02,124
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
BE SO SMUG ABOUT IT.
307
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,415
THAT WAS THE WRONG OFFRAMP.
308
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:08,832
LET'S FIND THE FOUNTAIN
BEFORE THE GRUMP WAKES UP.
309
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:11,290
ONWARD TO THE NORTH POLE
310
00:16:11,291 --> 00:16:14,083
AND TO GLO... WHOA-OA!
311
00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:22,832
I COULD RECOMMEND A
FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR.
312
00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:24,415
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
313
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:28,707
DO YOU KNOW WHERE
THE NORTH POLE IS?
314
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,457
NATURALLY!
315
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,707
I'M ROBERT PEARY,
EXPLORER EXTRAORDINAIRE!
316
00:16:33,708 --> 00:16:37,165
SIDEKICK,
WHICH WAY TO THE NORTH POLE?
317
00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:39,249
IT'S JUST A GUESS,
318
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:42,500
BUT I'D SAY OVER THAT HILL.
319
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,457
SANTA'S WORKSHOP?
320
00:16:47,458 --> 00:16:49,624
HO, HO, HO!
321
00:16:49,625 --> 00:16:51,707
HELLO, BOYS AND GIRL.
322
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:56,165
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR
SOME NICE HOT COCOA.
323
00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,458
COME ALONG! COME ALONG!
324
00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:06,332
THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
325
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,374
I'VE FALLEN FOR THAT
326
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:11,958
"DISGUISE YOURSELF AS
SANTA CLAUS" TRICK.
327
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:21,583
THE ULTIMATE DARKWING TRAP!
328
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:37,000
NOW TO SET THE BAIT.
329
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,875
GOSALYN!
330
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:54,583
GOSALYN, WAIT!
331
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,332
DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL BE FINE.
332
00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:03,458
SHE'S NOT THE ONE I'M
SQUISHING INTO DISGUSTING MUSH.
333
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,290
SEE YA LATER.
334
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,874
SORRY I HAVE TO LEAVE YOU.
335
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,875
I CAN TELL YOU'RE CRUSHED!
336
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:20,707
OKAY, FINE. MINOR SETBACK.
337
00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,583
NOW FOLLOW MY LEAD.
338
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,624
WHEW! IF I WERE ANY TALLER,
339
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,707
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN UGLY.
340
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:32,625
YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
341
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:38,332
OKAY, MAYBE I SAID YOU
COULD ESCAPE ANY TRAP.
342
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,832
I DIDN'T THINK HE'D
TAKE US TO THE MOON.
343
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,874
I'D NEVER HURT YOU...
344
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,874
UNLESS YOU TRIED TO GET AWAY.
345
00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,415
HOWEVER, ACCORDING TO
346
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:51,957
YOUR UNIVERSAL
TRAVEL COMPU-GUIDE,
347
00:18:51,958 --> 00:18:54,332
THE FIRST MEN REACHING THE MOON
348
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,999
WILL ARRIVE ANY SECOND NOW.
349
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,832
AND GUESS WHERE THEY'RE LANDING?
350
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:04,374
WHY DID I AGREE TO
GO ON YOUR QUEST?
351
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:08,249
BECAUSE YOU WANTED A
SHORTCUT TO STUDYING HISTORY.
352
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,832
OH, YEAH. RIGHT.
353
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,332
YOU'LL NEVER LEARN THAT WAY!
354
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:16,249
I LEARNED SOMETHING FROM
ALL THOSE GREAT EXPLORERS.
355
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:19,249
OH, YEAH? WHAT MIGHT THAT BE?
356
00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:22,707
NEVER LET A MINOR
SETBACK STOP YOU,
357
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:27,458
AND NOBODY LANDS RIGHT
WHERE THEY PLAN TO.
358
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,708
YAAHH-AK!
359
00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:39,582
THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN...
360
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:40,832
OH...
361
00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:45,000
ONE BAD DAY FOR THAT GUY.
362
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,874
I CLAIM THIS INDIA...
363
00:19:50,875 --> 00:19:53,415
OH, GREAT. DON'T TELL ME.
364
00:19:53,416 --> 00:19:55,874
I KNEW THIS WASN'T INDIA.
365
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,707
ESPECIALLY WITH THAT BIG
GLOWING FOUNTAIN OVER THERE.
366
00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:03,165
KEEN GEAR!
THE FOUNTAIN OF KNOWLEDGE.
367
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:08,832
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL QUEST BY
ASTRODUCK, PRINCE OF SPACE!
368
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,332
THIS NEUTRON- DISASSEMBLER
369
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,957
SAYS THE FOUNTAIN IS MINE!
370
00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:17,750
I'M A MASTER OF THE
ATOMIC POCKET-KNIFE.
371
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:26,957
I AM A MASTER OF THE
ATOMIC BROADSWORD.
372
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:28,750
HAAII-YAAHH! HAAII-YAAHH!
373
00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:39,374
WHAT IS THIS?
374
00:20:39,375 --> 00:20:43,458
IT'S FAKE.
JUST A CHEAP SPECIAL EFFECT.
375
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:46,874
OF COURSE IT'S A SPECIAL EFFECT.
376
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:49,457
WE'RE ONLY CHARACTERS ON TV.
377
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,999
SHE THOUGHT THE FOUNTAIN
WOULD MAKE HER SMART?
378
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,999
DO YOU KNOW HOW I CAN GET HOME?
379
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,165
SIMPLE.
380
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:00,582
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS...
381
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:03,582
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
382
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,582
Ñ @@ÑÑ @@ WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
383
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:08,165
WHAT... WHERE...
384
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,707
WHOA! HOW'D WE GET HERE?
385
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,707
IT'S A LONG STORY.
386
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:16,291
RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOTTA HELP D.W.
387
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,374
NO FAIR RUNNIN'.
388
00:21:18,375 --> 00:21:20,582
STAND STILL AND FRY.
389
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:26,000
NO SWEAT.
FINALLY I CAN USE THIS BOOK.
390
00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,582
OOPS. WRONG ONE.
391
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:39,124
HOW'S THE WATER, CHUMP?
392
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:42,333
JUST FINE, SPARKY.
393
00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:46,833
OH, NO! I'LL SHORT-CIRCUIT!
394
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:52,750
AAH!
395
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:03,082
[GOSALYN] GOOD GOIN', DAD.
YOU SAVED THE DAY!
396
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:05,707
THAT'S NOT ALL I SAVED.
397
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:07,374
MY HISTORY BOOK.
398
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,125
OH, GOODY.