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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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WHAT'S THE HURRY?

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IS IT AN EMERGENCY
CALL FROM S.C.U.S.H.?

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NOTHING SO TRIVIAL.

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THEN WHAT?
MEETING WITH A CRIME BOSS?

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CORNERING A BLOOD-SUCKING ALIEN?

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CLOSE. I HAVE A MEETING
WITH MY TV PRODUCER.

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GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. DUCK.

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ALWAYS A THRILL WHEN
STARS VISIT DIZZY STUDIOS.

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GLAD I COULD MAKE YOUR
DAY, CITIZEN.

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BUT HOW COME YOU'RE NOT
WEARING YOUR SAILOR SUIT?

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I BELIEVE YOU HAVE
THE WRONG DUCK.

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REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE...

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COME ON, DADDY.
THE SECURITY GUARD

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PROBABLY DOESN'T
GET TO WATCH TV.

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WELL, A NORMAL PERSON SHOULD
RECOGNIZE A STAR WHEN THEY SEE ONE.

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LOOK. THERE'S A REAL STAR!

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SEE?

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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

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YOU'RE A ROLE MODEL
FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE.

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I NEVER DREAMED I WOULD
ACTUALLY MEET YOU.

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HUH HUH HUH.

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COULD I HAVE <i>YOUR</i> AUTOGRAPH?

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WE REALLY LOVE WATCHING
YOUR ADVENTURES.

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WELL, IF I CAN BRING A LITTLE
PLEASURE INTO YOUR LIVES...

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MUST BE NICE TO GET OUT
OF THAT SAILOR SUIT, HUH?

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I WANT A BIGGER PUBLICITY BUDGET

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AND I WANT IT NOW!

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NOBODY RECOGNIZED ME.

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AH, DARKWING! BABE!

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OF COURSE THEY RECOGNIZE YOU,

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THEY'RE JUST NERVOUS IN
THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS.

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YEAH?

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OH, BROTHER.

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SO, LET ME GUESS...

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YOU WANT TO SIGN ME
FOR SOME NEW EPISODES.

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WELL, HERE'S WHAT I WANT...

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ONE...
A MUCH BIGGER DRESSING ROOM.

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TWO... A PERSONAL MASSEUSE.

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THREE... MY OWN POPCORN MAKER...

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ACTUALLY, THE AUDIENCE
IS SICK OF DARKWING DUCK.

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FOUR... I WANT A..GAAA...
A HEART AND LUNG MACHINE.

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DAD! ARE YOU OK?

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OK, OK, SO MAYBE THAT'S
PUTTING IT A LITTLE STRONGLY.

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WE FEEL THE SHOW
NEEDS A NEW GIMMICK.

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LIKE A SPIN-OFF CHARACTER.

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NOW YOU'RE TALKING...

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I SEE ME IN AN ACTION ADVENTURE.

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LOT'S OF CAR CHASES
AND EXPLOSIONS.

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BR-R-R-R-R!

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OR MAYBE WE PLAY
THE FANTASY ANGLE.

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THEY KILLED HER FRIENDS
AND STOLE HER DAD'S SOUL.

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THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL.

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GOSALYN MALLARD, ZOMBIE SLAYER!

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SO WHEN DO MY PEOPLE
CALL YOUR PEOPLE?

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SORRY, KIDDO.
NOBODY WANTS A LITTLE GIRL FOR A STAR.

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WHAT?!

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EXCEPT ME. I LOVE THE IDEA.

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WE'RE ALREADY WORKING ON IT.

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JUST WAITING FOR THE REWRITES.

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IT'S JUST, AH,
THAT WE ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND

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TO HELP THIS SERIES.

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CROSBY, BRING IN OUR GUEST.

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<i>YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.</i>

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THIS GUY IS JUST
WHAT YOUR SHOW NEEDS.

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HI, EVERYBODY.

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NOT YOU!

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BUSHROOT?

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STAY BACK! A LITTLE WEED
KILLER AND HE IS COW FOOD.

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HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU
POINT THAT THING!

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YOU'RE COMPOST NOW. HEY!

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CHILL OUT A SEC, WINGSTER.

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BUSHROOT IS YOUR NEW GIMMICK.

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MR. ROCKWELL SAYS I'LL BRING
IN A WHOLE NEW AUDIENCE.

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OF WHAT? CABBAGE PATCH KIDS.

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DON'T THINK PLANT. THINK MUTANT.

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MUTANTS WATCH TV?

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MUTANTS ARE ALL
OVER THE PLACE...

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COMIC BOOKS, TELEVISION, MOVIES.

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SAY, BUSHROOT, DO YOU KNOW ANY
OF THAT NINJA CHOP SAKI STUFF?

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IS THAT LIKE CHOW
MEIN OR SOMETHING?

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LET'S GO GOSALYN.

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I'M NOT TURNING OVER MY SHOW

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TO SOME AMBULATING EGGPLANT
WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR.

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DID YOU FORGET, DARKWING?

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YOU'RE UNDER CONTRACT.

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BETTER READ THE FINE PRINT.

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IT'S ALL FINE PRINT AND
I'VE READ EVERY WORD.

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I BET YOU MISSED THE EDGE.

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THE EDGE?

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"WE HOLD THIS TRUTH SELF-EVIDENT

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THAT THE STUDIO
IS ALWAYS RIGHT."

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PERFECT.

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THAT'S THE SPIRIT, DARK.

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CROSBY, THE SCRIPTS.

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YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.
RIGHT AWAY.

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WE TOOK SOME OF YOUR RECENT ADVENTURES
AND TRIED 'EM IN A DIFFERENT FORMAT...

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ACTION, COMEDY, GAME
SHOW, THAT SORT OF THING.

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GAME SHOW?

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HEY, D.W., JUST TRYING TO PUT
THE BEST SPIN ON YOUR SERIES.

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GO OUT THERE AND BREAK A LEG.

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DON'T TEMPT ME.

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BUT MY TALENTS ARE PERFECT
FOR LIVE-ACTION FILMS,

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NOT BABYSITTING A BUNCH
OF BARNYARD REFUGEES.

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OH, YES, SIR.

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OF COURSE NOT, MR. DIZZY.

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I DON'T MEAN TO IMPLY...
ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.

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YES, SIR.

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BOY, CAN HE BE CRANKY.

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CROSBY!
WHERE ARE THOSE VIDEO TAPES?

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RIGHT HERE, SIR.

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GOOD BOY.

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ONCE BUSHROOT'S THE
STAR OF THE SHOW

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I CAN PAY HIM IN
PLANT FERTILIZER,

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AND KEEP THE BIG
BUCKS FOR MYSELF.

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AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS DUMP DARKWING DUCK.

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ALL RIGHT, CROSBY, ROLL IT.

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BOY, HOWDY!

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WE'LL HAVE THIS MOUNTAIN
FLATTENED IN NO TIME AT ALL.

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AIN'T PROGRESS WONDERFUL?

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JUST LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIES.

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YEAH, THIS MOUNTAIN WILL
BE WALL-TO-WALL CONDOS.

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AS SOON AS WE CAN GET
THOSE TREES OUT OF THE WAY.

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AND DON'T FORGET THE MINI-MALLS

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WITH JUST OODLES OF DRESS
SHOPS, SHOE STORES,

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AND COOKING BOUTIQUES.

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YOU AIN'T WAITIN' ON ME.

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I AM THE IVY THAT
CLOGS YOUR PIPES.

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I AM THE TAP ROOT
THAT CLOGS YOUR PIPES.

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I AM BUSHROOT.

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ACHOO!
I GOT HAY FEVER SOMETHING AWFUL.

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YOU'LL HAVE WORSE THAN THAT
IF YOU TRAMPLE MY TREES.

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THIS ISN'T JUST A FOREST,

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THESE ARE MY FRIENDS.

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BUT WE FOLLOWED ALL
PROPER PROCEDURES,

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INCLUDING AN ENVIRONMENTAL
IMPACT REPORT.

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BUT THIS SAYS THE
ENVIRONMENT WILL BE RUINED.

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WELL... YES, BUT THE POINT IS

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WE FILED THE REPORT ON TIME.

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SO IF YOU'LL KINDLY STAND
ASIDE, FELLOW...

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET DECIDUOUS.

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YOO-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO!

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WHOA! I GUESS THAT'S ONE
WAY TO GET A PARKING SPOT.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

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I AM THE SLUG THAT
SLIMES YOUR PETUNIAS.

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I AM...

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HERB MUDDLEFOOT CAST AS
A CONSTRUCTION WORKER?

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NO, ACTUALLY, THAT'S MY PART.

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YES. AND I'M A HIGH-POWERED,
MONEY-GRUBBING LAND DEVELOPER

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WITH ABSOLUTELY NO
REDEEMING VALUES WHATSOEVER.

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IT'S A STRETCH,
BUT WE FIGURED IT WAS A GOOD CAREER MOVE.

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BESIDES,
WE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.

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LET ME GUESS...

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SOMETHING ON THE EDGE
OF YOUR CONTRACT?

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WELL,
MY JOB IS STILL THE SAME...

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TO TURN THIS ANTISOCIAL
ARTICHOKE INTO COLE SLAW.

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YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ANTISOCIAL.

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I'M PROTECTING THE ENVIRONMENT.

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OH, YEAH? WELL, I'M...

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YOU... YOU CAN'T GO
AROUND BREAKING THE LAW.

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AND WE HAVE BUILDING PERMITS
AND THAT MAKES US RIGHT.

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YEAH... SORT OF.

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TAKE HIM DOWN, BOYS!

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NO, NO, NO!

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WE HAVE TO DRAW
IN A NEW AUDIENCE

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TO INCREASE OUR RATINGS.

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YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.

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THIS TAPE'S DESIGNED TO
ATTRACT A YOUNGER TARGET GROUP.

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HEY, KIDS!

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WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Kids: IT'S BUSHROOT TIME!

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YEA! YEA! YEA! YEA!

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THEN LET'S GET STARTED, OK?

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SAY,
WHERE ARE MY FLOWER FRIENDS?

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OH, THERE THEY ARE...

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FARMER BINKEY AND
MR. MUDDLEFOOT.

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OH, TELL ME, WHO'S GOING TO BE
MY BLOSSOM BUDDIES FOR TODAY?

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WHY, TWO OF OUR FINEST FERNS...

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GOSALYN MALLARD AND
HONKER MUDDLEFOOT.

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YEA! YEA! YEA!

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YOU TWO KNOW WHAT TO DO.

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WHEN WE HEAR THE
SECRET WORD "AARDVARK"

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WE LET 'EM HAVE IT.

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THEN IT'S TIME FOR PUPPET
ADVENTURE THEATRE. YEA!

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REMEMBER, LAST TIME,
THE EVIL MYSTERY DUCK WAS TRYING

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TO STOP ME FROM
SAVING THE FOREST.

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GAA! CAA! GAA-GAA!

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I HATE TREATING A
PINE CONE LIKE THIS,

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BUT YOU SHOULDN'T
TRY TO STOP ME.

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YOU'RE A VILLAIN,
EVEN IF IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT.

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SURRENDER, DOROTHY...
I MEAN, BUSHROOT.

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HELP ME, MY LEAFY FRIENDS.

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DO NOT HURT OUR BUSHY HERO.

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YEAH.
HE'S ONLY TRYING TO DO GOOD.

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SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HAND HERE.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT
FOR THE SECRET WORD.

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GOLLY, I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS.

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IT'S AARDVARK.
HOW DO YOU FORGET A WORD LIKE...

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AARDVARK.

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WE DON'T WANT TO MAKE
SHOWS FOR TINY TOTS

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WITH MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT.

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THEY WANT TO GO OUT
AND PLAY SOMEWHERE.

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00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:43,415
BESIDES,
THEY DON'T HAVE ANY BUYING POWER.

231
00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:47,082
AUDIENCE-WISE, SIR...
ARE WE TALKING COUCH POTATO TIME?

232
00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,082
MASHED, BAKED, OR DEEP FRIED.

233
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:53,333
THEN I THINK I HAVE JUST THE
THING, SIR.

234
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,165
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
WHICH WIRE DO I CONNECT?

235
00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,249
OH, USE THE RED ONE, DEAR.

236
00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:02,415
THAT WAY IT WON'T CLASH
WITH THE DYNAMITE.

237
00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:05,207
WHEN THIS BABY GOES OFF,

238
00:11:05,208 --> 00:11:07,207
THERE WON'T BE NOTHING
LEFT OF THIS FOREST

239
00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:09,458
EXCEPTING TOOTHYPICKS.

240
00:11:10,166 --> 00:11:11,957
[ RING ]

241
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:14,999
<i>I'M SNARLING, CROSBY.
YOU HEAR ME?</i>

242
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,290
<i>NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.</i>

243
00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:20,500
<i>POINTLESS VIOLENCE. YES!</i>

244
00:11:28,125 --> 00:11:30,749
WAIT A MINUTE!
THIS ISN'T LIKE ME.

245
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,124
<i>SURE IT IS.
CROSBY, WHAT'S HE DOING?</i>

246
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,957
I DON'T USE GUNS.

247
00:11:34,958 --> 00:11:36,749
THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BUSHROOT.

248
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,124
WE CAN COMPROMISE.

249
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:39,582
THE ANSWER ISN'T GUNS.

250
00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:42,833
RIGHT. NOT WHILE I HAVE TREES.

251
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,207
WAAAA!

252
00:11:45,208 --> 00:11:49,458
<i>OH, TREACHERY.
AUDIENCES LOVE TREACHERY.</i>

253
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:52,999
COMPROMISE, HUH?

254
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:56,000
WHEN YOUR REAL PLAN WAS TO
BLOW MY FOREST TO SMITHEREENS.

255
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:02,124
B.R.,
IF THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOW,

256
00:12:02,125 --> 00:12:04,749
SHOULDN'T YOU BE THE ONE ON
JEOPARD AT THE END OF THE ACT?

257
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,249
HEY, I'M A VEGETABLE.

258
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,124
WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT
STORY STRUCTURE?

259
00:12:08,125 --> 00:12:09,833
[ RING ]

260
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:16,874
GREAT ACTING, CROSBY!

261
00:12:16,875 --> 00:12:18,457
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

262
00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:21,416
AH, HE DIES.

263
00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,832
OK. EXPLODING DARKWING DUCK...

264
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,499
UPSIDE... SUREFIRE RATINGS,

265
00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,707
DOWNSIDE... WE GET STICK
WITH ALL THIS MERCHANDISE.

266
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:36,457
NO. WE BETTER CONCENTRATE
ON OUR NEW STAR.

267
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:40,249
HOW DO WE DISTINGUISH BUSHROOT FROM
ALL THE OTHER MUTANT PLANT DUCKS?

268
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,749
GIVE HIM A JOB?

269
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,374
QUIET! I'M THINKING.

270
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:44,874
I GOT IT... WE GIVE HIM A JOB.

271
00:12:44,875 --> 00:12:47,165
HE COULD BE A LAWYER
OR A DOCTOR...

272
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,874
WHOA...
HAVING A BRAINSTORM HERE.

273
00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,249
WE'LL MAKE HIM BOTH.

274
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,875
DR. BUSHROOT, M.D.,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.

275
00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:57,582
YOUR HONOR, FOR MY NEXT WITNESS,

276
00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,833
AND PATIENT, I CALL THE
DEFENDANT, MR. DARKWING DUCK.

277
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,832
DO YOU DENY, SIR,
THAT YOU TRIED TO BLOW UP TREES?

278
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:10,457
DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE
WHO USES EXPLOSIVES?

279
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:14,582
I INTEND TO PROVE,
BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT,

280
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,000
THAT THE DEFENDANT
IS KINKY FOR CONDOS.

281
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,165
[ COUGH ]

282
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:22,207
OH, DEAR. I DON'T LIKE
THE SOUND OF THAT COUGH.

283
00:13:22,208 --> 00:13:23,958
AND I'LL TOSS IN
A FREE CHECK UP.

284
00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,082
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND SAY "GUILTY."

285
00:13:27,083 --> 00:13:28,415
BUT I LOVE TREES.

286
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,249
I DON'T WANT THEM
REPLACED BY CONDOS

287
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:32,583
OR MINI-MALLS OR CAR PARKS.

288
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:35,415
I SAID "CAR PARK."

289
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,499
NOT... WOULD YOU...
WON'T CATCH ME THIS TIME.

290
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,582
THAT WORD WILL
NEVER PASS MY LIPS.

291
00:13:40,583 --> 00:13:41,832
WHAT WORD?

292
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,000
AARDVARK.

293
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:48,832
YOUR HONOR, I HAVE HERE AN
EXTREMELY RARE BUTTERFLY...

294
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:50,957
THE PURPLE SPECKED NIT-PICKER.

295
00:13:50,958 --> 00:13:54,707
WHICH IS FOUND ONLY IN THE
FOREST YOU TRIED TO DESTROY.

296
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:59,165
THAT OUGHT TO BE GOOD FOR
LIFE PLUS 20 YEAR, HUH?

297
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:02,207
OH, HERB,
YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD WITH NUMBERS.

298
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,957
I'LL JUST LOCK HIM UP
FOR AN EVEN CENTURY.

299
00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,207
HEY, HEY, HEY, I LOVE BUGS.

300
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:08,957
I WOULDN'T STEP ON A COCKROACH

301
00:14:08,958 --> 00:14:10,707
WITHOUT CHECKING IF
IT HAD FULL MEDICAL

302
00:14:10,708 --> 00:14:13,999
AND THIS POOR THING...

303
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,374
IS NOTHING BUT A
COUPLE OF LEAVES

304
00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:17,124
STUCK TOGETHER WITH WACKY GLUE.

305
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:18,582
OOPS.

306
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:22,082
VERY WELL,
I TRIED DOING THINGS THE LEGAL WAY,

307
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:25,457
BUT YOU WOULDN'T LET ME.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.

308
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:28,374
SO I'VE ADDED A
SPECIAL HERBAL POTION

309
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:30,290
TO THE COURT HOUSE WATER SUPPLY.

310
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:33,874
NOW YOU FACE NOT ONLY ME,

311
00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:37,415
BUT THE CURSE OF THE
MUSHROOM ZOMBIES.

312
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:42,624
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, DARKWING.

313
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,457
<i>MUSHROOM ZOMBIES?
CROSBY, WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS?</i>

314
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:47,582
<i>I-I-I DON'T KNOW, SIR.</i>

315
00:14:47,583 --> 00:14:50,415
GEE,
MY PARKING METER JUST RAN OUT.

316
00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:52,416
ANYONE HAVE ANY LOOSE CHANGE?

317
00:14:59,958 --> 00:15:01,874
AFTER HIM, MY FUNGAL FIENDS.

318
00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,458
HE'LL NOT THREATEN THE FOREST
WHEN HE BECOMES PART OF IT.

319
00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:31,457
OH, WHY IT'S BUTTER.

320
00:15:31,458 --> 00:15:35,374
COURTESY OF GOSALYN
MALLARD, ZOMBIE SLAYER.

321
00:15:35,375 --> 00:15:37,999
TIME TO SAUTE SOME MUSHROOMS.

322
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,750
GOSALYN, WAIT TILL I GET A WAY!

323
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:44,999
WHAT IN CREATION WAS THAT?

324
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,999
I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL SLIPPED

325
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,499
ON SOME OF HER OWN SCRIPT PAGES.

326
00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:51,999
OK, WE GOTTA GET THAT
KID SOME THERAPY.

327
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
MAYBE WE OUGHT TO LOOK
AT SOMETHING MORE UPBEAT.

328
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,832
HI, I'M REGINAL BUSHROOT

329
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:01,707
AND WELCOME TO <i>EARTH
OF CONSEQUENCES.</i>

330
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:02,625
YEA! YEA!

331
00:16:02,626 --> 00:16:04,165
THANK YOU.

332
00:16:04,166 --> 00:16:06,249
OUR CONTESTANT TODAY IS THE
WELL-KNOWN ENVIRONMENTAL PEST,

333
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,457
DARKWING DUCK.

334
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:08,957
BOO! BOO!

335
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:11,999
THANKS AGAIN. THIS MORAL
LEPER HAS TO MAKE A CHOICE...

336
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,582
WILL HE SIDE WITH THE
MONEY-GRUBBING LAND DEVELOPERS

337
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:17,374
WITH NO REDEEMING
VALUES WHATSOEVER,

338
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:21,165
OR WITH THE SHRUBBERY OF THIS
PRISTINE UNSPOILED FOREST?

339
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,415
I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS.

340
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,707
I DON'T CARE IF YOU
ARE MY RATINGS GIMMICK.

341
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:28,874
YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING A
DEFENDER OF LAW AND JUSTICE?

342
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,875
IT'S HARD WORK.

343
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,749
I SAID HARD WORK!

344
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:36,582
HARD WORK, YOU KNOW?

345
00:16:36,583 --> 00:16:39,583
HOW COULD DEFENDING
JUSTICE BE AARDVARK?

346
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,707
WE HAVE A WINNER...

347
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,499
FOR YOUR PRIZE, DARKWING DUCK,

348
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,999
YOU AND YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS

349
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,124
WILL SHARE AN EXCITING DEMISE

350
00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,707
AS THE LIVING FOREST DOES TO ST.
CANARD

351
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:53,207
WHAT YOU WANT TO
DO TO THEIR HOME...

352
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:56,750
LEVEL IT TO THE GROUND!

353
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:06,707
YOU KNOW, FOR A GIMMICK,
BUSHROOT SEEMED TO HAVE ALL THE GOOD LINES.

354
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:08,582
IS IT JUST ME OR WHAT?

355
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:11,290
I THINK THAT SLEZOID
ROCKWELL IS UP TO SOMETHING.

356
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,207
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK.

357
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,457
NAH. HE WON'T MESS WITH ME.

358
00:17:14,458 --> 00:17:15,874
I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW.

359
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:18,499
WHO ELSE IS GOING TO
BE HIS MEAL TICKET?

360
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,874
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK BUSHROOT.

361
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:22,124
WHAT?!

362
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,957
HIYA, DARKWING?

363
00:17:23,958 --> 00:17:25,582
LOOK WHAT MR. ROCKWELL
SENT FOR ME.

364
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,165
ISN'T IT SWELL?

365
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,374
WHOOPS. GOTTA GO.

366
00:17:28,375 --> 00:17:30,165
I HAVE A MEETING WITH MR. DIZZY.

367
00:17:30,166 --> 00:17:31,624
STEP ON IT, DRIVER.

368
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:36,333
MR. DIZZY? I NEVER HAD A
MEETING WITH MR. DIZZY.

369
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,874
WHAT'S GOING ON?

370
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:39,708
OPEN THIS UP!

371
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:42,374
"AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY."

372
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:45,499
THE NAME IS DARKWING DUCK.

373
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,874
SORRY, YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.

374
00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,582
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ALONG.

375
00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,832
ROCKWELL IS UP TO SOMETHING.
I HAVE TO GET INSIDE.

376
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:56,958
THERE'S ONE WAY IN,
BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

377
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,083
GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. DUCK.
GO RIGHT IN.

378
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:07,415
I TELL YOU, MR. DIZZY,

379
00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:10,707
BUSHROOT HERE IS ONE
TALENTED MAJOR FOOD GROUP.

380
00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:13,249
HE'S ALSO INCREDIBLE
VERSATILE, SIR.

381
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:16,582
UNLIKE, SAY,
A DUCK-TYPE CHARACTER.

382
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:19,207
ROCKWELL'S MAKING ME
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

383
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,874
NO CRIMINAL WILL EVER
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AGAIN.

384
00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:24,249
DAD, IN HERE.

385
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,957
THIS IS THE FILM OF
WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

386
00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:32,958
THEN I SAY WE GIVE
MR. DIZZY A REAL SHOW.

387
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:37,457
NOT ONLY TALENTED,
BUT HE TEST THROUGH THE ROOF.

388
00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,707
RIGHT, CROSBY?

389
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:42,499
YES, SIR.
BUSHROOT'S INDEX IS OFF THE CHARTS.

390
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,749
IT IS?

391
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:47,290
WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE SECOND REEL.
ROLL 'EM.

392
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:50,207
OH, YES, SIR, MR. ROCKWELL.

393
00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:54,500
HEY, THAT VOICE...
HOW COULD HE...

394
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,207
WAY TO GO, GUYS.

395
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:04,749
NO ONE CAN STOP ST. CANARD FROM
BECOMING OUR PERSONAL CUP OF TEA.

396
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,499
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.

397
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:11,749
I AM THE EDITOR THAT LEAVES
YOU ON THE CUTTING ROOM FLOOR.

398
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,707
CROSBY!
JUST WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

399
00:19:15,708 --> 00:19:17,874
I-I-I DON'T KNOW, SIR.

400
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:21,124
GEE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
HAVE CUT OUT THIS PART.

401
00:19:21,125 --> 00:19:26,124
I AM THE CLOCK CLEANER
THAT WILL RING YOUR CHIMES.

402
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:30,708
I AM DARKWING DUCK.

403
00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,874
OOPS, SHOW'S RUNNING LONG.

404
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:40,750
TIME TO DO SOME TRIMMING.

405
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,249
LEAVE THOSE LEAVES ALONE!

406
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:53,082
I'VE ONLY GOT ONE
THING TO SAY TO YOU...

407
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:55,583
AARDVARK!

408
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,750
HEY!

409
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:04,165
HMMM. RHUBARB. MY FAVORITE.

410
00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:07,499
HEAR THAT?
ISN'T OUR CONTESTANT A GOOD SPORT?

411
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,374
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'LL BE PLAYING FOR YOUR FRIENDS.

412
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:14,874
THESE MONSTROUS, IF
MISGUIDED, FOREST CONIFERS.

413
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:17,290
SO, IS IT DOOR NUMBER ONE?

414
00:20:17,291 --> 00:20:18,832
DOOR NUMBER TWO?

415
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:21,082
OR DOOR NUMBER THREE?

416
00:20:21,083 --> 00:20:23,582
LET'S SEE. DOOR NUMBER TWO...
NO, AH, NUMBER ONE...

417
00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:25,457
AN. DEFINITELY THREE...
NO, SORRY, TWO.

418
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,416
SORRY, I DON'T KNOW.

419
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:27,457
DEFINITELY DOOR NUMBER TWO.

420
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,999
I THINK.

421
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,457
OK, I'M EASY.
WE'LL OPEN ALL THREE.

422
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:35,375
[ BUZZING ]

423
00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:42,207
YES, IT'S YOUR VERY OWN COLLECTION
OF TERMITES AND BARK BEETLES.

424
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,832
BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO KEEP
THE FOREST FROM BEING PAVED OVER

425
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,874
FOR PARKING LOTS
AND NAIL SALONS.

426
00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:48,999
THAT'S ONE SHRUB'S OPINION.

427
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,582
WE HAVE A CALLER ON THE LINE.

428
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,082
CALLER, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

429
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:54,832
<i>THE ENVIRONMENT IS IMPORTANT,</i>

430
00:20:54,833 --> 00:20:57,165
<i>BUT PEOPLE NEED
PLACES TO LIVE TOO.</i>

431
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,416
<i>CAN'T THERE BE A COMPROMISE?</i>

432
00:21:00,083 --> 00:21:02,124
OUR FOREST IS SAVED!

433
00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,999
BUT MY CONDOS GOT BUILT TOO.

434
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,582
NOW THERE'S ROOM IN
THE WORLD FOR EVERYBODY

435
00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:08,624
IF WE JUST WORK TOGETHER.

436
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:12,874
ALL THANKS TO OUR HERO AND
STAR, DARKWING DUCK.

437
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:14,332
BUSHROOT.

438
00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:15,333
YES, SIR?

439
00:21:15,334 --> 00:21:16,999
DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB.

440
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,499
YES, SIR.

441
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:22,290
ROCKWELL, I'VE HAD MY EYE ON
YOUR OPERATION FOR A LONG TIME.

442
00:21:22,291 --> 00:21:23,832
REALLY, SIR?

443
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,832
UM-HUH.
AND I THINK YOU'RE DUE FOR A CHAT

444
00:21:26,833 --> 00:21:28,583
WITH THE BOYS IN ACCOUNTING.

445
00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:34,457
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR EXPENSE
ACCOUNT CHARGES, SHALL WE?

446
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:37,707
AAAAAAH!

447
00:21:37,708 --> 00:21:40,415
ONCE AGAIN, JUSTICE TRIUMPHS.

448
00:21:40,416 --> 00:21:41,999
BUT THERE IS NO REST.

449
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,999
AS NIGHT FALLS, IT'S AGAIN TIME

450
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,874
FOR DARKWING DUCK...
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

451
00:21:46,875 --> 00:21:49,124
I WONDER WHO THE BIG STAR IS.

452
00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,124
OH, NO!

453
00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:55,457
OH, MR. DARKWING,
WE'RE GETTING OUR OWN TV SHOW.

454
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,165
ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL.

455
00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,874
I BETCHA I CAN GET YOU A PART.

456
00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:03,083
YOU WANT TO PLAY
MY WACKY NEIGHBOR?

457
00:22:03,625 --> 00:22:05,874
THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH
TELEVISION TODAY...

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THERE'S NEVER ANYTHING GOOD ON.