1 00:00:02,125 --> 00:00:04,415 ♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪ 2 00:00:04,416 --> 00:00:06,832 ♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪ 3 00:00:06,833 --> 00:00:08,874 ♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪ 4 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:11,332 ♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪ 5 00:00:11,333 --> 00:00:13,582 ♪ SOMEWHERE SOME VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪ 6 00:00:13,583 --> 00:00:15,124 ♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪ 7 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:16,207 3, 2, 1! 8 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:18,082 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 9 00:00:18,083 --> 00:00:20,582 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 10 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:22,582 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 11 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:25,207 LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 12 00:00:25,208 --> 00:00:27,374 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 13 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,707 DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK! 14 00:00:29,708 --> 00:00:31,707 ♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE AND HE APPEARS ♪ 15 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,999 ♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪ 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,582 ♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING MIND BEHIND ♪ 17 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:38,707 ♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪ 18 00:00:38,708 --> 00:00:40,957 ♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪ 19 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,457 ♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪ 20 00:00:42,458 --> 00:00:43,499 ♪ HERE COMES ♪ 21 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:45,165 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 22 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:46,374 LOOK OUT! 23 00:00:46,375 --> 00:00:48,415 ♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE YOU CALL D.W. ♪ 24 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,582 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 25 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:52,874 LET'S GET DANGEROUS! 26 00:00:52,875 --> 00:00:54,707 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪ 27 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:57,457 ♪ YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪ 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,416 ♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪ 29 00:01:07,333 --> 00:01:11,165 MY MORGY-WORGY WILL BE HAPPY 30 00:01:11,166 --> 00:01:15,707 WHEN HER DUCKY-WUCKY PAYS HER A SURPRISE VISIT. 31 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:20,624 MY LOVE IS LIKE A RED, RED ROSE WHICH... WHOA! 32 00:01:20,625 --> 00:01:22,875 [CRASH] 33 00:01:23,750 --> 00:01:25,957 YOO-HOO! MORGANA! 34 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:29,332 SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE THE FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED. 35 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:34,457 DON'T WORRY, D.W. NO ROBBER WOULD BREAK IN HERE. 36 00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:36,457 MAYBE SHE'S IN HERE. 37 00:01:36,458 --> 00:01:39,582 CAREFUL, GOS. LEAVE THIS TO... 38 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:42,832 A PROFESSIONAL. 39 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:47,583 SHE'S GOT TO BE BEHIND ONE OF THESE DOORS. 40 00:01:50,333 --> 00:01:53,124 SHE'S NOT IN THE BATROOM. 41 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:54,582 [SNIFF SNIFF] 42 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:55,583 RAARGHH! 43 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:57,707 YAAHHH! 44 00:01:57,708 --> 00:02:03,708 YAAHHH! YAAHHH! YAAHHH! 45 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,458 [WOLF HOWLING] 46 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,999 YAAHHH! YAAHHH! YAAHHH! 47 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,499 [CRASH] [CRASH] 48 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,290 ANOTHER SPOOK HOUSE! 49 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:21,874 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 50 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,582 I'LL GO MAD, MAD I TELL YA! 51 00:02:23,583 --> 00:02:25,582 LAUNCHPAD, LAUNCHPAD, WILL YOU RELAX? 52 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:27,583 I'LL JUST TURN ON THE LIGHT. 53 00:02:27,750 --> 00:02:29,583 [EVERYONE YELLS] 54 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,457 OKAY, COME OUT, YOU FIENDS. 55 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,499 TAG. YOU'RE IT. 56 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:44,999 OKAY, WISE-GHOULS, YOU ASKED FOR IT. 57 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,457 DARKWING, 58 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,457 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 59 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:51,999 I'LL PROTECT YOU FROM THESE HORRIBLE MONSTROSITIES. 60 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:55,624 THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY. 61 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:58,874 HEH HEH. YOUR FAMILY? 62 00:02:58,875 --> 00:03:03,249 YES. THIS IS WHERE I GREW UP... MACAWBER CASTLE. 63 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,707 AHEM. WELL, I... 64 00:03:04,708 --> 00:03:06,374 [SCREEMIE] LET'S EAT HIM. 65 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:09,707 BUT YOU CAN'T JUST EAT A GUEST. 66 00:03:09,708 --> 00:03:11,332 I MEAN, UGH! 67 00:03:11,333 --> 00:03:13,124 [AUNT NASTY] MEEMIE'S RIGHT. 68 00:03:13,125 --> 00:03:15,707 YOU GOTTA BOIL HIM FIRST. 69 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,332 COOL FAMILY! 70 00:03:17,333 --> 00:03:23,333 CARE TO JOIN ME FOR A LITTLE... SNACK? 71 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:25,582 DAHH, HOWDY DO. 72 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,000 YAAHHH! 73 00:03:29,958 --> 00:03:33,874 HA! VERY PLEASED TO SLIME YOU! 74 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:36,708 H-H-H-HUBBA... 75 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,832 I THINK YOU'D BETTER GO. 76 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,707 BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE YOUR CHARMING RELATIVES 77 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,290 TO YOUR BOYFRIEND? 78 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,457 BOYFRIEND? BOYFRIEND? BOYFRIEND? 79 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,457 MORGANA'S DATING A NORMAL! 80 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:51,999 EEEUUWW! EEEUUWW! EEEUUWW! 81 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:57,124 [MALOCULO] WHAT IN THE UNDERWORLD IS ALL THIS RACKET? 82 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:00,499 WHAT ARE THESE NORMALS DOING IN MY CASTLE? 83 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,082 THEY'RE FRIENDS OF MORGANA'S, MALOCULO. 84 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:06,957 THE ONE IN THE CAPE IS HER BOYFRIEND. 85 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:08,332 BOYFRIEND? 86 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,957 IS THIS TRUE? 87 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,749 NO, NO, NO, NO. 88 00:04:11,750 --> 00:04:14,374 A HERO, SUCH AS I, 89 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,415 HAS NO TIME FOR ROMANTIC ENTANGLEMENTS. 90 00:04:17,416 --> 00:04:19,415 [MALOCULO] THAT'S FORTUNATE FOR YOU 91 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:24,749 BECAUSE MY DARLING CHILD, THE ROTTEN APPLE OF MY EYE, 92 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:27,499 IS TOO GOOD FOR ANY NORMAL! 93 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,999 TOO GOOD, EH? 94 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:33,582 HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE SWEET NOTHINGS SHE WHISPERED 95 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:37,874 AND THE NIP SHE GAVE ME ON MY NECK? 96 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,874 YOU NECKED WITH MY DAUGHTER? 97 00:04:39,875 --> 00:04:44,333 [MALOCULO] I'LL TURN YOU INTO A SLUG! 98 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:48,582 OR A WALRUS. WHICHEVER. 99 00:04:48,583 --> 00:04:51,582 [MORGANA] FATHER, STOP IT! THEY'RE MY FRIENDS. 100 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:56,582 YOU KNOW I DON'T APPROVE OF NORMALS IN MY HOUSEHOLD. 101 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,624 HEY, I'M NOT NORMAL. 102 00:04:58,625 --> 00:05:00,707 YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 103 00:05:00,708 --> 00:05:02,832 LOOK HOW I DRESS. 104 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:07,999 WOULD ANY NORMAL PERSON BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THIS? YOW! 105 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,957 CUT THAT OUT! 106 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:12,499 [MALOCULO] SLUG OR WALRUS... CHOOSE YOUR POISON. 107 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,957 IT'S NOT POLITE TO POINT. 108 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:19,415 IF YOU KNEW DARKWING BETTER, HE'D GROW ON YOU. 109 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:23,832 IF HE GREW ON ME, I'D BURN HIM OFF. 110 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:25,999 [MALOCULO] SILENCE! 111 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,874 MORGANA'S RIGHT. WE'LL GIVE THESE NORMALS A CHANCE. 112 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,999 THEY'LL DINE WITH US. 113 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,374 WHEW! WHEW! WHEW! 114 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:35,082 THANK YOU, FATHER. 115 00:05:35,083 --> 00:05:37,582 I'LL GIVE YOU A TOUR. 116 00:05:37,583 --> 00:05:41,207 I WANT TO SEE THE TORTURE CHAMBER. 117 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:45,165 OH, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU, MALOCULO MACAWBER, 118 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:47,624 INVITING NORMALS TO DINNER? 119 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:49,582 DON'T WORRY, AUNT NASTY. 120 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,165 A LITTLE OLD WORLD HOSPITALITY, 121 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:55,582 AND THEY'LL BE DYING TO GO HOME. 122 00:05:55,583 --> 00:05:58,707 HA HA HA! HA HA HA! 123 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,124 MR. DUCK, WHAT DO YOU THINK 124 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:03,582 OF OUR HUMBLE ABODE? 125 00:06:03,583 --> 00:06:05,165 NICE WALLPAPER. 126 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,165 YOUR TASTE? 127 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:08,166 YIKE! 128 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,583 [EEK EEK EEK] 129 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:14,707 SO, HEH HEH HEH, 130 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:17,457 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 131 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:21,415 HA HA HA. PASTA SERPENTINA. 132 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:24,415 AND TRANSYLVANIAN GHOUL-LASH. 133 00:06:24,416 --> 00:06:28,165 YOU'LL JUST DIE FOR SECONDS. 134 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,457 [GULP] 135 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:31,874 GHOUL-LASH IS DEE-DOUBLE-LICIOUS. 136 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,415 YUM YUM YUMMY! 137 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:34,874 ALL RIGHT! 138 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:37,165 LET'S GET GROSS. 139 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:41,457 WHEN IN TRANSYLVANIA, DO AS THE TRANSYLVANIANS DO. 140 00:06:41,458 --> 00:06:45,207 YOU DON'T WANT TO INSULT AUNT NASTY'S COOKING. 141 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,416 WELL, DOWN THE HATCH. 142 00:06:51,875 --> 00:06:55,457 WHAT'S THE MATTER? TOO SPICY FOR YOU? 143 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:58,374 [DARKWING] NOT AT ALL. JUST LIKE MOM'S. 144 00:06:58,375 --> 00:06:59,457 [MALOCULO] EXCELLENT. 145 00:06:59,458 --> 00:07:01,332 I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY 146 00:07:01,333 --> 00:07:03,750 A REFRESHING PHANTOM FIZZ. 147 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,957 MAY I EXPOSE A TOAST? 148 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,500 TO THE LOVELY MORGANA. 149 00:07:19,708 --> 00:07:22,708 SAY, THAT'S RIGHT TASTY. 150 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,999 YOU'RE TRYING TO SCARE DARKWING AWAY. 151 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,124 I WON'T LET YOU. 152 00:07:37,125 --> 00:07:39,457 LET YOUR DAUGHTER CHOOSE. 153 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,124 SHE HAS IMPECCABLE TASTE. 154 00:07:41,125 --> 00:07:44,165 SHE NEEDS A NICE GHOULISH BOY. 155 00:07:44,166 --> 00:07:46,457 THEN SHE'LL FIND TRUE HAPPINESS. 156 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:49,874 SHE DOESN'T WANT HAPPINESS, SHE WANTS ME. 157 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,582 THAT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT. 158 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,082 [MALOCULO] SHE WANTS THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE... 159 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:59,999 TO SETTLE IN A DANK, STINKING CASTLE, RAISING LITTLE MONSTERS. 160 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,457 WHAT I REALLY WANT IS... 161 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:03,999 BE QUIET! 162 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,999 I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR HER! 163 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,582 I DON'T THINK YOU DO! 164 00:08:09,583 --> 00:08:13,457 [MALOCULO] YOU WOULDN'T LAST FIVE MINUTES AS A MONSTER. 165 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,707 NORMALS CAN DO ANYTHING BETTER. 166 00:08:15,708 --> 00:08:17,708 WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. 167 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,125 [ARRROOO] 168 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,000 [GOSALYN] OH, YES! 169 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:58,999 HEY, CHECK OUT THE BOLTS IN MY NECK. 170 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,875 KEEN GEAR! I'M MODULAR. 171 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,707 I DON'T HAVE A REFLECTION. 172 00:09:08,708 --> 00:09:11,707 I DO HAVE A THIRST FOR... 173 00:09:11,708 --> 00:09:13,707 I'VE GOT A PROBLEM! 174 00:09:13,708 --> 00:09:15,707 YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM? 175 00:09:15,708 --> 00:09:19,875 I'VE GOT AN URGE TO BITE A MAILMAN. 176 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,457 CHANGE THEM BACK THIS INSTANT! 177 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:25,999 I WILL NOT! 178 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,082 THEY'LL SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WALK A MILE IN MY CHAINS. 179 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:32,290 IT WILL TEACH THEM HUMILITY. 180 00:09:32,291 --> 00:09:33,999 THAT DOES IT! 181 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,332 WE'RE LEAVING BEFORE I BITE SOMEBODY. 182 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:40,749 THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME GYPSY OR SOMEONE 183 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:43,332 WHO CAN FIX US. 184 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,832 UHH! 185 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:47,749 WELL, YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 186 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,749 THEY'RE HEADING FOR THE VILLAGE. 187 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:52,957 GOOD RIDDANCE... THE VILLAGE? 188 00:09:52,958 --> 00:09:56,457 WE MADE A PACT WITH THE VILLAGERS... 189 00:09:56,458 --> 00:10:00,457 TO STAY ON OUR SIDE OF THE LINE. 190 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:04,874 YOU PAINTED A LINE BETWEEN THE VILLAGE AND HERE? 191 00:10:04,875 --> 00:10:06,374 LEARN TO COOPERATE. 192 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:08,874 PERFECT. THEY'LL CROSS THE LINE, 193 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:11,874 THE VILLAGERS WILL RIP THEM TO SHREDS. 194 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,957 SHREDDED NORMAL... MY FAVORITE. 195 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:17,999 YOU IMBECILE! WHEN THEY'RE DONE WITH THEM, 196 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,374 WE'LL BE NEXT! 197 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,416 MY POOR DARK. 198 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:27,707 DAD, WHAT'S THIS WHITE LINE FOR? 199 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:31,582 WHO CARES? PROBABLY THEIR WEIRD OLD WORLD CUSTOMS. 200 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:35,499 WE'VE GOT TO FIND A GYPSY TO CURE US, 201 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:37,999 BEFORE THESE FLEAS GET WORSE. 202 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:41,999 GEE, D.W., DON'T YOU THINK WE'LL SCARE SOMEBODY? 203 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,999 WE'RE MONSTERS NOW, REMEMBER? 204 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,457 I'M SURE THESE PEOPLE ARE USED TO DEALING WITH MONSTERS. 205 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,457 [FRITZ] JA! YOU'RE RIGHT! 206 00:10:50,458 --> 00:10:56,458 IF VE KNOW VUN TING, IT'S DEALING WITH MONSHTERS. 207 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:05,957 GEE, DAD, THEY DON'T SEEM SCARED. 208 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,957 THEY'RE USED TO MALOCULO. 209 00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:10,957 HERE'S WHAT MODERN MONSTERS CAN DO. 210 00:11:10,958 --> 00:11:14,374 [DARKWING] I'M THE TERRIER THAT YAPS IN THE NIGHT. 211 00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:18,999 I'M THE SCHNAUZER THAT DIGS UP YOUR PETUNIAS. 212 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,415 I AM DARKWOLF DOG! 213 00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:22,416 [GRRR] 214 00:11:22,417 --> 00:11:23,957 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 215 00:11:23,958 --> 00:11:25,124 [WHISTLES] 216 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:29,582 GET ZE SHTICK, BOY. FETCHEN SIE. 217 00:11:29,583 --> 00:11:31,124 SMOOTH MOVE, DAD. 218 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,999 WE'LL HAVE TO SCARE 'EM OFF. 219 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,332 LISTEN, VILLAGE IDIOTS! 220 00:11:36,333 --> 00:11:40,874 WHY DON'T YOU RUN ALONG BEFORE I SMOOSH YA? 221 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,457 HEY! WATCH IT! 222 00:11:42,458 --> 00:11:45,749 YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT. 223 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,749 YOU'RE A VAMPIRE BAT! DO SOMETHING! 224 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,624 RIGHT. I FORGOT. 225 00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,165 BLAH-BLAH! 226 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,207 I'M A VAMPIRE BAT. 227 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,707 BLAH-BLAH! 228 00:11:55,708 --> 00:11:57,291 OW! 229 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:00,250 RETREAT! 230 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:06,958 [WHIMPERING] 231 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:10,875 SHTOPEN SIE! 232 00:12:14,708 --> 00:12:19,582 SHTUPIDS! VE MUST GO BACK TO ZE VILLITCH! 233 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,499 I VILL ORGANIZE A REAL ATTACK. 234 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:25,582 VE FINALLY DESHTROY ZE MONSHTERS! 235 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:29,583 I NEVER UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAYS. 236 00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,707 [PANTING] 237 00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:36,582 OH, BOY! 238 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:40,499 WE HAD A LITTLE DISAGREEMENT WITH THE VILLAGERS. 239 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,999 IT WAS NOTHING REALLY. 240 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,833 YOU NITWIT NORMAL. 241 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,957 YOU'VE VIOLATED THE PACT. 242 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:54,582 SOON THE VILLAGERS WILL ATTACK. 243 00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:58,415 HOW WAS I SUPPOSTA KNOW ABOUT YOUR PACT? 244 00:12:58,416 --> 00:13:02,832 BLOW UP MY BOYFRIEND, I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU. 245 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:06,290 NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR PETTY RECRIMINATIONS. 246 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:08,582 PREPARE FOR BATTLE. 247 00:13:08,583 --> 00:13:10,207 NOW YOU'RE TALKING. 248 00:13:10,208 --> 00:13:13,165 I'LL SHOW THOSE BRATWURST-MUNCHIN' YAHOOS 249 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,582 THEY CAN'T MESS WITH DARKWING... 250 00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,582 MMM, DARKWOLF! 251 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:21,874 I'LL FORMULATE A PLAN WITH MY STRATEGIC MINI-COMPUTER. 252 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:24,874 WE DON'T USE FOOLISH NORMAL WAYS. 253 00:13:24,875 --> 00:13:27,832 WE'LL DO THIS THE MONSTER WAY. 254 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,874 THEY'LL WIPE YOU OUT. 255 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:33,707 YOU NEED THE LATEST IN COMBAT THEORY... 256 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,832 SMART BOMBS, COMPUTERS, SOPHISTICATED TECHNOLOGY. 257 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:39,499 WE NEED TERROR, HORROR, MAGIC. 258 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,249 JUST TALK TO THEM. 259 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:42,707 QUIET! 260 00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,999 YOU'RE BOTH ACTING LIKE TWO YEAR OLDS. 261 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,457 SEE WHAT YOUR NORMAL WAYS HAVE DONE? 262 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:51,874 SHE NEVER BACKTALKED TO ME BEFORE. 263 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,457 WE'LL FIGHT SEPARATELY. 264 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:57,374 THIS WILL PROVE THE SUPERIORITY OF MONSTER WAYS. 265 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:59,749 WE'LL SEE. C'MON, GUYS. 266 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:03,249 TIME TO WORK ON OUR COMBAT SKILLS. 267 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,999 [GRRR] 268 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,624 MACAWBERS, TIME TO BRUSH UP ON OUR SCARE TACTICS. 269 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:12,082 I'LL SHOW THEM VIOLENCE IS BAD, 270 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,290 IF I HAVE TO KILL THEM. 271 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:17,999 [MALOCULO] WE MUST MAKE OUR ANCESTORS PROUD. 272 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,415 WE MUST SCREAM THE IMPOSSIBLE SCREAM. 273 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:24,707 OKAY, KIDDIES, TIME FOR MONSTEROBICS. 274 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,582 BOO, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 275 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:29,582 C'MON, YOU DEADBEATS. 276 00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:34,165 GET THE MOLD OUT OF YOUR SOCKS! 277 00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,624 THEY MAKE ME SO PROUD. 278 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,165 YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS. 279 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,707 YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A MONSTER. 280 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:47,708 I MUST TURN THESE SPIDERS INTO AN ARMY OF DEMON WARRIORS. 281 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:49,332 OOOPS! 282 00:14:49,333 --> 00:14:51,708 AHEM. 283 00:14:53,833 --> 00:14:57,707 YOUR MAGIC ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. 284 00:14:57,708 --> 00:15:01,082 MAKE A NEW DEAL WITH THE VILLAGERS. 285 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,082 DEAL WITH NORMALS? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 286 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:08,249 MY DEMON ARMY WILL MAKE THEM RUE THE DAY 287 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,874 THEY ATTACKED MACAWBER CASTLE. 288 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:12,957 SHOES, EH? 289 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:16,874 WELL, THEY'RE MEAN, NASTY SHOES. 290 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,999 GRRR! GRRR! GRRR! 291 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:26,000 HEH. DEMON UMBRELLAS... I MEANT TO DO THAT. 292 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:30,499 MY HIGH-TECH MINI-COMPUTER HAS DEVISED A FLAWLESS PLAN, 293 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,457 MAKING USE OF THE LASER-GUIDED GLUE GRENADE. 294 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:36,875 DEMONSTRATE THE AERIAL DELIVERY. 295 00:15:39,875 --> 00:15:42,082 WOOPS! 296 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,707 [DARKWING] AS ANY EXPERT 297 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:48,707 ON MODERN MILITARY TECHNIQUES CAN TELL YOU, 298 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,999 THE KEY TO SUCCESS IS A GOOD TRENCH. 299 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,375 HEY! 300 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,624 PLEASE KEEP IN MIND... BURYING YOUR FATHER 301 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,999 COULD ADVERSELY AFFECT YOUR ALLOWANCE. 302 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,582 DARK, DARLING. 303 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:06,082 DECIDED TO COME OVER TO THE WINNING SIDE? 304 00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:11,082 NO. I'VE COME TO TALK YOU OUT OF THIS RIDICULOUS FIGHT. 305 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:15,165 WE'VE GOT TO BRING THE NORMALS AND MONSTERS TOGETHER. 306 00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:17,457 WE WILL BRING THEM TOGETHER, 307 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,457 AFTER I PROVE MY WAY'S BETTER 308 00:16:20,458 --> 00:16:23,999 BY WHOMPING THOSE VILLAGERS WITH COMBAT PROCEDURES! 309 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,374 YOU'RE AS STUBBORN AS MY FATHER! 310 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:31,082 KETCHUP JUST ISN'T CUTTIN' IT, D.W. 311 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:35,707 I CAN'T HOLD OUT LONG WITHOUT THE REAL THING. 312 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,499 LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS. 313 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,500 [MEOW] 314 00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:41,165 [GRRR] 315 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,624 THAT CONCEITED, ARROGANT, PIG-HEADED... 316 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,707 IF YOU'RE THAT MAD, 317 00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:49,207 JUST TURN HIM INTO A WATER BUFFALO. 318 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,624 I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM SEE THE WISDOM OF DIPLOMACY. 319 00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:57,208 MAKE HIM A DIPLOMATIC WATER BUFFALO. 320 00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:05,124 WITH THIS FABULOUS CAMOUFLAGE, WE'LL BE INVISIBLE. 321 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,874 THE MINI-COMPUTER SAYS DON'T FIRE 322 00:17:07,875 --> 00:17:10,832 UNTIL WE SMELL THEIR BRATWURST BREATH. 323 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,124 WHERE'S THE HONOR IN HIDING BEHIND LEAVES? 324 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,582 LOOKS WHO'S TALKING... MISTER WIZARD. 325 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:19,874 NICE ARMY YOU'VE GOT THERE. 326 00:17:19,875 --> 00:17:22,874 GRRR! GRRR! GRRR! 327 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,457 I'M SO SCARED. 328 00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:27,165 YOU'LL BE SET IF IT RAINS. 329 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:31,125 GOODIE! HERE COME THE VILLAGERS! 330 00:17:32,958 --> 00:17:36,999 NOW WE SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE MONSTERS. 331 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,374 I'M READY. WHAT CAN PITCHFORK-TOTING YAHOOS 332 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:43,750 POSSIBLY DO TO DARKWOLF DOG? 333 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,957 EXCEPT BRING ABOUT HIS UNTIMELY DEMISE. 334 00:17:53,958 --> 00:17:55,958 OF COURSE, I FORGOT THAT ONE. 335 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:08,582 JUST TALK TO THE VILLAGERS! 336 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,749 REAL MEN DON'T TALK. 337 00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:15,207 OKAY, MACAWBERS, LET'S WIN ONE FOR THE GRIM REAPER. 338 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:17,707 YAY! YAY! 339 00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,582 OKAY, LET'S GET DANGEROUS. 340 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:21,499 [ARROOO] 341 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,582 I'M NOT CLEANING UP 342 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:27,625 AFTER YOU GET SPLATTERED ACROSS THE LANDSCAPE. 343 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,957 NOW USING OUR FABULOUS CAMOUFLAGE, 344 00:18:32,958 --> 00:18:36,874 WE'LL SIMPLY SNEAK UP AND DISABLE THAT TANK. 345 00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:38,749 [CRUNCH] 346 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:40,749 THAT IS BRILLIANT CAMOUFLAGE. 347 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,707 YOU BLEND IN WITH THE GROUND. 348 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,458 UMBRELLAS, ATTACK! 349 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,165 [WHIMPERING] 350 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,208 HERE THEY COME, D.W. 351 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,999 [RUFF RUFF RUFF] 352 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 DAD, DON'T FETCH! 353 00:19:03,583 --> 00:19:06,749 IT'S A DOG'S LIFE. 354 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,708 [SNORING] 355 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:13,457 ONWARD, MACAWBERS. 356 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,457 WE MUST BOLDLY SCARE 357 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,582 WHERE NO ONE HAS SCARED BEFORE. 358 00:19:18,583 --> 00:19:20,000 YEAH! YEAH! 359 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,625 [YAWNING] 360 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,624 UHH! UHH! 361 00:19:29,625 --> 00:19:34,000 UH-OH! GO BOOM TIME. 362 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:47,832 THEY USED TO BE TERRIFIED OF US. 363 00:19:47,833 --> 00:19:50,374 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 364 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:54,999 YOU'VE GOT TO BRING THE NORMALS AND THE MONSTERS TOGETHER. 365 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,624 NO, LET'S BRING THEM TOGETHER. 366 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:59,207 WE'LL WORK TOGETHER... 367 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:02,249 AND SMASH THEM TO A PULP. 368 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,457 SHAKE. GOOD BOY. 369 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,957 THANKS, MORGY-BABY. 370 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,582 THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. I... 371 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,958 [WHISPERING] 372 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,500 CHARGE! CHARGE! 373 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:23,708 THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! 374 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,624 I THINK MORGANA'S UPSET. 375 00:20:52,625 --> 00:20:55,957 LIKE WHEN SHE WAS STOOD UP PROM NIGHT. 376 00:20:55,958 --> 00:21:00,332 YOU'LL LISTEN, IF I HAVE TO BLOW YOU TO SMITHEREENS. 377 00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:03,874 YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO ATTACK, RIGHT? 378 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:07,707 NO! NO VAY! NOPE! NOT A CHANCE. 379 00:21:07,708 --> 00:21:12,165 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO HURT THESE INNOCENT VILLAGERS, RIGHT? 380 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,874 NO! NO! NO! 381 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,249 HUH-UH! NOPE! 382 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,290 GOOD. IN THAT CASE, 383 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:23,708 I HAVE A PLAN THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY. 384 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:29,332 COME UND SEE ZE VORLD'S GREATEST TOURISHT ATTRACTION... 385 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:30,999 MONSHTER CASTLE. 386 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:35,000 NEXT CASTLE ATTACK IN FIFTEEN MINUTES. 387 00:21:42,125 --> 00:21:47,957 BEING THE TOP VACATION SPOT IN TRANSYLVANIA IS A LITTLE NOISY, 388 00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,957 BUT IT DOES HAVE ITS ADVANTAGES. 389 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:53,874 WHY DON'T WE CALL A TRUCE? 390 00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:55,457 I ACCEPT. 391 00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,457 HOW ABOUT MAKING WITH THE MAGIC? 392 00:21:58,458 --> 00:22:02,332 I CAN'T GO HOME LOOKING LIKE WINKY THE WONDER DOG. 393 00:22:02,333 --> 00:22:04,374 CONSIDER IT DONE. 394 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,415 WHAT? 395 00:22:05,416 --> 00:22:08,374 WAIT'LL I GET BACK TO NORMAL, 396 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,833 YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING, NO GOOD...