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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪

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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪

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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪

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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪

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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪

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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪

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3, 2, 1!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!

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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪

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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪

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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪

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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪

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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪

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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪

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♪ HERE COMES ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LOOK OUT!

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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪

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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪

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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪

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HELP!

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LEGGO DA PURSE, LADY.

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[RUMBLING]

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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AAH! IT'S... IT'S DEATH SCOOTER.

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AHA!

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ARE YOU READING
THAT TRASH AGAIN?

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I WASN'T <i>READING.</i>

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I WAS JUST LOOKING
AT THE PICTURES.

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DEATH SCOOTER?
THAT'S POOR TASTE.

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WHEN I WAS YOUNG,
WE HAD REAL HEROES,

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LIKE CAPTAIN VIRTUE.

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WHAT A GEEK.

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WELL, CAPTAIN VIRTUE COULD
BEAT SCOOTER BOY ANY DAY.

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NUH-UH.

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YUH-HUH.

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NUH-UH!

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YUH-HUH!

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WELL, FRANKIE FERRET
AND HIS FURRY FRIENDS

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BEAT BOTH YOUR HEROES.

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THAT FLUFFY FURBALL
COULD NEVER STRIKE TERROR

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INTO THE HEARTS OF EVILDOERS.

51
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HE'S PRETTY TOUGH.

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HE'S GOT FRIEND POWER.

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OOH...

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SURE.

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OTHER THINGS ARE MORE IMPORTANT

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THAN DISCUSSING COMIC
BOOKS AROUND HERE.

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LIKE WHAT, D.W.?

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LIKE GO TO A COMIC
BOOK CONVENTION

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AND TALK ABOUT COMIC BOOKS.

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WELL, I <i>AM</i> THE GUEST OF HONOR.

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A-TAT-TAT.

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
IN THAT OUTFIT?

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YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY GUEST, DAD.

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THESE FANS WANT TO
MEET QUIVERWING QUACK,

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THE ARROW-SLINGING
AVATAR OF AWESOMENESS.

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WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO MEET YOU?

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YOU'VE ONLY HAD ONE ADVENTURE.

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I'M THE UP-AND-COMING
HERO AROUND HERE.

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HEY, HEY, MISS PINFEATHERS,

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JUST BECAUSE I LET YOU PLAY HERO

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WITH YOUR SILLY ARROWS...

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN <i>SILLY?</i>

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WATCH ME PUT A POINT
ON THAT PENCIL.

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QUIVERWING QUACK'S TRICK ARROWS

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ALWAYS HIT THEIR MARK.

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YAAHH!

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WELL, ALMOST ALWAYS.

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[CAT HOWLS]

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YES! AT LAST I HAVE PERFECTED

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MY NEW, IMPROVED QUANTUM
MECHANICAL BRUSHES.

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NO LONGER MUST I
ENDURE THIS CITY

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AND ITS BOURGEOIS TASTE IN ART.

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I SHALL SAVE THEM FROM
ARTISTIC OBLIVION,

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DESTROY THAT LOWBROW
RUBBISH THEY CALL ART,

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AND REPLACE IT WITH MY
OWN DARINGLY INNOVATIVE

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PSEUDO-ANTI-NEO-POSTMODERN
DECONSTRUCTIONIST...

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UH...

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STUFF.

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CREATIVE DOMINION WILL BE MINE.

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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HA...

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[COUGHING]

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OH, MAN, I GOT TO WATCH
THOSE TURPENTINE FUMES.

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AND NOW, PHASE ONE.

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I WILL DEVASTATE THAT HIGH
POINT OF LOWBROW ART...

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THE MOTEL ART AUCTION.

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ATTACK!

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NOT ME, YOU DIMWITS.

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THE INTELLECTUALLY
IMPOVERISHED INFIDELS INSIDE!

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AH, GOOD HELP IS
SO HARD TO PAINT.

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LET'S TRY IT AGAIN, SHALL WE?

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ONLY THIS TIME...

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DO IT RIGHT!

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

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WE'LL START THE BIDDING

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ON THE CLASSIC <i>KITTEN WITH
IMPOSSIBLY HUGE EYES</i> AT...

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ZERO!

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[HISSING]

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[BARKING]

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[SCREAMING]

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OH!

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I SO DESPISE MUNDANE ART!

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MY FERTILE AND
INVENTIVE IMAGINATION

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TURNS RUBBISH INTO HIGH ART.

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NOW THEY'RE PRICELESS.

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BUT IN LIEU OF FORTUNES,

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I'LL TAKE TODAY'S
PROCEEDS, SWEETIE.

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[GULP]

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NEVER, YOU WITCH.

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FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE.

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ATTACK!

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THE LAST NATIONAL BANK.

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WAH!
WHAT ATROCIOUS ARCHITECTURE.

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THIS TOWN IS DROWNING IN DRAB,

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BUT FEAR NOT.

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SPLATTER PHOENIX'S
DAZZLING IMAGINATION

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WILL TRANSFORM THIS
MONOTONOUS METROPOLIS.

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SMALL PRICE TO PAY
FOR A THING OF BEAUTY.

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WOW. THE LINE'S EVEN LONGER

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THAN WHEN WINKY THE
CLOWN GAVE HIS LECTURE.

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BUT OF COURSE.

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WHEN DARKWING DUCK'S
THE ATTRACTION,

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IT'S STANDING-ROOM ONLY.

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AHEM.

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BETTER CHECK THE
MARQUEE, DARKWING.

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WHAT?

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THERE'S OBVIOUSLY
A HORRIBLE MISTAKE.

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FACE IT...
DARKWING DUCK IS YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

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QUIVERWING QUACK IS
THE CUTTING EDGE.

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OH, REALLY, MISS SMARTY-PANTS?

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STEP ASIDE AND WATCH
HOW MY FANS FLOCK.

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AHEM.

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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,

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THE PENCIL THAT BREAKS
FROM SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.

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I AM...

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STREET PIZZA.

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ALL RIGHT! QUIVERWING QUACK!

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JINKIES, YOU'RE THE CUTTING
EDGE, QUIVERWING.

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CUTTING EDGE, MY EYE.

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THEY'RE PROBABLY A
BUNCH OF COMPUTER GEEKS.

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AH!

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A FEW STILL KNOW A REAL HERO.

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AREN'T YOU LAUNCHPAD McQUACK?

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WHAT'S GIZMODUCK REALLY LIKE?

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OH, O-O-O-OOH!

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THERE! NOW, THAT'S A BILLBOARD.

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IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING ARTSY!

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NOT A COMIC BOOK CONVENTION!

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COMIC BOOKS...

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THE ANTITHESIS OF
EVERYTHING I STAND FOR!

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I MUST REMOVE THESE
PLEBEIAN ABOMINATIONS

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FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

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WELL, ISN'T THAT DARKWING DUCK?

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WHO CARES?
HE'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

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HE'S YESTERDAY'S NEWS.

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CREEPS.

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IT TAKES 4,000
CAPTAIN VIRTUE COMICS

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TO GET ONE DEATH SCOOTER.

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I NOTICED. THANK YOU.

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DON'T MENTION IT.

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WHOA! LOOK!
THERE'S FRANKIE FERRET!

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CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

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YOU'RE MY FAVORITE HERO.

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SOME PEOPLE GROW UP,

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AND SOME JUST GROW OLDER.

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HEY, GOT A PENCIL?

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I USED MINE UP
SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS.

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JOY!

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REMEMBER, QUIVERWING,

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A HERO DOES NOT LIVE
BY AUTOGRAPHS ALONE.

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THE TRUE TEST IS WHETHER
HE'LL FIGHT OR...

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RUN!

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EXACTLY.

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I MEAN REALLY RUN!

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THERE'S A GIANT TOASTER-HEADED
PINK GORILLA COMING!

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IF YOU'RE TRYING TO
AVOID THIS DISCUSSION,

187
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YOU'LL HAVE TO DO
BETTER THAN A...

188
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PINK GORILLA?

189
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AAH!

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OUCH.

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TOLDJA SO.

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NOBODY STEPS ON DARKWING DUCK

193
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AND GETS AWAY WITH IT...

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EXCEPT PERHAPS A 20-TON GORILLA

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WITH A TUDE.

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THIS CALLS FOR A
DIFFERENT STRATEGY.

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LOOK OUT!

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THOUGHT IT WOULD CRUSH ME?

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WELL, I'M TOO SMART FOR THAT.

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GOLDEN-BROWN.
JUST HOW I LIKE IT.

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LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME
TO SHOW DARKWING

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WHO THE REAL HERO IS.

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TIMBER!

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THIS JUST MIGHT HURT.

205
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[MUFFLED GRUMBLING]

206
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[CHEERING]

207
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:15,332
I GET THE PAIN.
SHE GETS THE FAME.

208
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[WOMAN] STOP HER!

209
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,165
SHE'S STEALING THE
BOX OFFICE RECEIPTS!

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WELL, NOW, SPLATTER PHOENIX...

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PAINT-WIELDING
PURVEYOR OF PANIC!

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I'LL SHOW GOSALYN
WHO THE REAL HERO IS.

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THIS IS A JOB FOR...
DARKWING DUCK!

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OUT OF MY WAY,
DEFENDER OF THE TASTELESS!

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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!

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EAT ARROW, FIEND!

217
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GAS! ARROW!

218
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I'M NOT ABOVE TAKING ADVANTAGE

219
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OF A FORTUITOUS CIRCUMSTANCE.

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GAS! ARROW!

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HATE TO INTERRUPT,

222
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BUT SPLATTER'S GETTING AWAY!

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IF SHE LEFT EVEN A PAINT SPOT,

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MY EAGLE EYES WILL DETECT IT.

225
00:11:01,125 --> 00:11:04,124
FLYING WATCHES. MUST BE A CLUE.

226
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:07,415
MY EARS DETECT TICKING SOUNDS.

227
00:11:07,416 --> 00:11:10,874
COULD IT BE SOME
ENGINE OF DESTRUCTION?

228
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A BOMB?

229
00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:14,707
OH, FLYING POCKET WATCH.

230
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CAREFUL! MIGHT BE A TRAP.

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00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:21,333
PIFFLE!
NO ONE TRAPS DARKWING DUCK!

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AHA!

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DON'T GIVE ME A
HAND OR ANYTHING.

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WOULD A JACK DO?

235
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HA! GOT IT!

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UH-OH.

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IF SPLATTER THINKS THAT
ONE CROCODILE TANK HYBRID

238
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WILL STOP DARKWING DUCK,

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SHE'S SADLY MISTAKEN.

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OF COURSE,

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THREE STUPID
CROCODILE TANK HYBRIDS

242
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MIGHT DO THE TRICK.

243
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I HOPE YOU DIDN'T
TAKE THAT CRACK

244
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ABOUT STUPID CROCS PERSONALLY.

245
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SEE HOW YOU LIKE MY NET
ARROW, CROCS!

246
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RATS! SEEMS SLIGHTLY DEFECTIVE.

247
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YOU'RE RIGHT.

248
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,457
IT'S DEFINITELY DEFECTIVE.

249
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:20,166
DARKWING DUCK ONCE
AGAIN EMERGES UNSCATHED.

250
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,874
WHOA!

251
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,207
AND THAT'S HOW YOU TAKE CARE

252
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,999
OF CROCODILE TANK HYBRIDS.

253
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:30,874
THAT WAS PURE LUCK.
YOU ALMOST KILLED US.

254
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:34,457
LIKE YOUR NET ARROW
WAS A SUCCESS.

255
00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:39,457
AT LEAST I DON'T READ THOSE
DWEEBY CAPTAIN VIRTUE COMICS.

256
00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,874
I'M SUPPOSED TO
CARRY AROUND LASER

257
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,957
LIKE THAT STUPID DEATH SCOOTER?

258
00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:48,415
WHY, YOU... WHY, I OUGHTA...

259
00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:51,999
LET'S JUST STOP THIS
SILLY COMPETITION, O.K.?

260
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:55,582
THERE'S ROOM FOR
MORE THAN ONE HERO.

261
00:12:55,583 --> 00:12:56,749
COOL.

262
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,999
SOMEBODY SPILLED
A TRAIL OF PAINT.

263
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,707
SPLATTER PHOENIX!

264
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,707
I'LL CATCH HER! NO! SHE'S MINE!

265
00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:05,625
OUCH.

266
00:13:05,626 --> 00:13:07,165
DOUBLE OUCH.

267
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:11,999
THIS IS GOING TO BE A
LONG AND PAINFUL DAY.

268
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,457
SPLATTER,
THIS IS QUIVERWING QUACK!

269
00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:19,290
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!

270
00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:24,124
THIS IS THE 65th ART
STUDIO WE'VE BEEN TO.

271
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:27,707
WE NEED TO USE THE COMPUTER.

272
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:30,374
DON'T BE A DOOFUS.

273
00:13:30,375 --> 00:13:34,832
ONE OF THESE STUDIOS MUST
BE SPLATTER'S HIDE-OUT.

274
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:37,249
MY PLAN'S NO GOOD. YOU'RE RIGHT.

275
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,165
GO BACK TO THE TOWER.

276
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:42,457
I'LL STAY HERE.

277
00:13:42,458 --> 00:13:43,707
SPLATTER PHOENIX.

278
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:46,124
TRYING TO STEAL THE GLORY

279
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:50,207
AND PULL THE WOOL OVER MY
EYES, HUH?

280
00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,624
GOOD IDEA, HUH?

281
00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:52,874
HEY!

282
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,332
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.

283
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:59,000
D.W.,
SHE REALLY TAKES AFTER YOU.

284
00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:03,124
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!

285
00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,958
EAT ARROW, FIEND!

286
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:08,874
WHOA!

287
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,999
SO YOUR MISSILES MISFIRED,

288
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,332
YOU MISERABLE MISCREANTS!

289
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:17,832
OOH. TRY SAYING THAT
THREE TIMES FAST.

290
00:14:17,833 --> 00:14:19,707
ENOUGH WITTY BANTER! ATTACK!

291
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,999
LET 'EM HAVE IT!

292
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,707
NOT... TURPENTINE!

293
00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:26,832
THAT'S RIGHT, SPLATTERPUS.

294
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:29,374
DARKWING DUCK HAS
OUTSMARTED YOU.

295
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:32,124
YOU? IT WAS MY IDEA!

296
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:34,165
IT WAS <i>MY</i> TURPENTINE.

297
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:36,624
[SPLATTER] AND
IT'S MY OCTOBUNNY!

298
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:39,332
OCTOBUNNY? OCTOBUNNY?

299
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,083
OCTOBUNNY! OCTOBUNNY!

300
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,499
UHH!

301
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:49,457
WHEW! AW, I DIDN'T MISS
THE FIGHT AGAIN, DID I?

302
00:14:49,458 --> 00:14:50,999
NOPE. OH, GOODY!

303
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,499
<i>ARRIVEDERCI,</i> YOU IGNORANT PEONS.

304
00:14:55,500 --> 00:15:00,875
YOU'RE OFF TO THE GREAT
CANVAS IN THE SKY!

305
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:05,999
RELAX.
DARKWING DUCK WILL SAVE THE DAY.

306
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:11,582
THERE'S NEVER A CAN OPENER
AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE.

307
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,832
NEED HELP, DARKWING?

308
00:15:13,833 --> 00:15:17,416
O.K., I DO. SO SUE ME.

309
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:22,290
TA-TA, YOU HIDEOUS MONSTROSITY!

310
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,749
EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC.

311
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:26,082
NO BRUSH-SLINGING
BOHEMIAN BOZO'S

312
00:15:26,083 --> 00:15:29,333
GOING TO STOP DARKWING DUCK!

313
00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:32,249
UH-OH.

314
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:34,165
COLOR ME MISTAKEN.

315
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,582
SHE'S PAINTED US INTO A
CORNER, D.W.

316
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,500
IT'S ABOUT TIME I
DID SOME PAINTING!

317
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,457
HEY!

318
00:15:44,458 --> 00:15:47,583
TIME TO PAINT VIRTUOUS ART.

319
00:15:48,875 --> 00:15:51,457
CAPTAIN VIRTUE TO THE RESCUE!

320
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,499
GACK!

321
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,500
THIS COULD BE A LITTLE TRICKY.

322
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,457
HAVE A NEW PAINT JOB...

323
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,457
SOMETHING ON THE
SMALL, MANAGEABLE SIDE.

324
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,333
YOU COULD'VE SAID NO.

325
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:08,457
WANT SOME HELP, CAPTAIN VIRTUE?

326
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:13,250
WHEN I NEED HELP,
I'LL ASK FOR IT!

327
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,458
O.K... I'M ASKING.

328
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,875
YOU GOT IT!

329
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:30,708
HEY, TOASTERHEAD, EAT LASERS!

330
00:16:34,750 --> 00:16:37,082
LET'S GET FUNKY...

331
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,291
MONKEY!

332
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:49,582
READY TO SURRENDER NOW,
YOU DUCKY DA VINCI?

333
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:50,999
NO!

334
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:55,290
BUT I COULD BE TALKED INTO
REARRANGING YOUR FEATHERS!

335
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:56,415
EEUCH!

336
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,999
I ALWAYS HATED
ABSTRACT EXPRESSIONISM.

337
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,999
YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS.

338
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,457
SUPERHEROES ALWAYS WIN.

339
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,624
REALLY?

340
00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:08,499
THEN IT'S TIME TO
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!

341
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:11,249
MEET MY SUPERHERO SURREAL MAN.

342
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:15,499
WHAT CAN HE DO,
HIT ME WITH HIS UMBRELLA?

343
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,582
GET REAL.

344
00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:17,624
NO...

345
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:19,166
GET <i>SURREAL.</i>

346
00:17:28,458 --> 00:17:32,415
HEH HEH.
ART ALWAYS WAS MY BEST SUBJECT

347
00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,750
OR WAS IT LUNCH?

348
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,333
FRIEND POWER! FRIEND POWER!

349
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,624
WON'T YOU BE MY FRIEND,

350
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,166
MR. FACELESS CREATURE OF EVIL?

351
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,082
♪ TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪

352
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,457
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA
TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA ♪♪

353
00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,874
WOW. FRIEND POWER REALLY WORKED.

354
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:56,875
YEAH.

355
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,749
BUT IT WAS GROSS!

356
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,624
HAVE YOU TWO LEARNED
A LESSON FROM THIS?

357
00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,499
OH, I SURE HAVE.

358
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,624
WE'VE GOT TO JOIN
TOGETHER IN FRIENDSHIP

359
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,457
AND MERCILESSLY CRUSH
ENEMIES INTO PASTE!

360
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:12,250
THAT'S MY DAD!

361
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,000
WHOA!

362
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,291
A-HA!

363
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:24,458
ATTACK!

364
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,749
O.K., QUIVERWING...

365
00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:31,000
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
LET'S GET DANGEROUS!

366
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,333
[YELPING]

367
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:43,415
OH!

368
00:18:43,416 --> 00:18:46,082
GIVE HER THE
BRUSH-OFF, DARKWING!

369
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,708
MY PLEASURE, QUIVERWING!

370
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,999
NO! DON'T REPAINT ME!

371
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,415
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.

372
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,749
YOU LOOK PERFECT...

373
00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:58,000
BEHIND BARS!

374
00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:03,875
I'LL STICK IT TO THEM!

375
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:15,875
IF I CAN JUST REACH
THAT TURPENTINE!

376
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,749
WHOA!

377
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,832
WE GOT YOU, Q.W.!

378
00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,083
THE WHIRLING DERVISH GAMBIT!

379
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:28,874
[DARKWING] HEY!

380
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:30,415
RELEASE THE ARROW!

381
00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:34,166
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

382
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:37,249
TIME TO BUST OUT!

383
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:43,582
HA! YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD
PSEUDO-ANTI-NEO-POSTMODERN DECONSTRUCTIONIST DOWN!

384
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,124
THE LAST ONE!

385
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,582
WE BAD! WE BAD!

386
00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:47,874
UH, GUYS...

387
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,875
WHAT?

388
00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:50,415
WE ARE BONDING!

389
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:52,457
BUT SPLATTER'S BUSTED OUT!

390
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,874
NEVER FEAR! MY TRUSTY GAS GUN

391
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:57,999
WILL SAVE THE DAY!

392
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,290
HEH HEH. PERHAPS "TRUSTY"
WAS A POOR CHOICE OF WORDS.

393
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:05,624
ALL ABOARD THE
QUIVERWING EXPRESS!

394
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:07,083
WHAT ARE YOU... AAH!

395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,082
ALL RIGHT,
YOU ADDLE-PATED PICASSO!

396
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:17,582
EVEN WITHOUT GAS CAPSULES,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU!

397
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,707
DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH.

398
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:24,874
YOUR BOURGEOIS MORALITY
FORBIDS YOU TO HIT A WOMAN.

399
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,874
IT'S... IT'S TRUE.

400
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:29,415
I JUST CAN'T HIT HER.

401
00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:30,499
QUIVERWING...

402
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,082
YOU DO IT.

403
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:33,582
NO SWEAT.

404
00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:35,290
HAI-YAHH!

405
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,499
WHOA! NO!

406
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,457
DARN IT, DARN IT, DARN IT!

407
00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,499
YUCK CITY. YUCK CITY.

408
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:45,707
WELL, AT LEAST MY PAINTINGS

409
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:50,875
WILL BE MORE VALUABLE
WHEN I'M GONE.

410
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,458
RIGHT.

411
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,499
WELL, ANOTHER CASE SOLVED...

412
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,957
OR <i>DISSOLVED...</i>

413
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,875
BY DARKWING DUCK!

414
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:03,707
UH, WITH HELP FROM HIS
TRUSTY SIDEKICK LAUNCHPAD.

415
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,707
AHEM!

416
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:08,374
ALL RIGHT! AND QUIVERWING QUACK.

417
00:21:08,375 --> 00:21:13,166
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE
IT WITHOUT YOU, GOS.

418
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:18,708
READY?

419
00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:21,207
1... 2... 3...

420
00:21:21,208 --> 00:21:22,291
GO!

421
00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:29,457
I STILL DON'T GET IT, D.W.

422
00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:32,249
SHE WAS MADE OUT OF PAINT?

423
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,249
DID SHE PAINT HERSELF?

424
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,415
IF NOT, WHO DID?

425
00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,832
PERHAPS WE'RE ALL MERELY PAINT,

426
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,249
CREATED BY SOME GREATER BEING.

427
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,707
YOU'LL JUST MAKE YOURSELF NUTS.

428
00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,249
BESIDES, THEY'RE ANNOUNCING

429
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,624
THE SUPERHERO OF THE YEAR.

430
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,499
AND NOW,
OUR COMIC BOOK CONVENTION'S

431
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:52,415
SUPERHERO OF THE YEAR...

432
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:55,457
THE CRIMEFIGHTER WHO
DEFEATED SPLATTER PHOENIX,

433
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,415
THE ENEMY OF COMIC
BOOKS EVERYWHERE,

434
00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:03,290
INDEED, THE GREATEST
SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME...

435
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,291
FRANKIE FERRET.