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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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WHIFFLEBOY CLOSES IN ON
THE MENACING WALRUSBOY.
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SHE DODGES THE
FEARSOME SLIMESQUIDS.
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ZAPPO!
SHE FRIES THE VICIOUS ANVILBATS.
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GOSALYN,
DO WE REALLY NEED A PLAY-BY-PLAY?
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D.W.,
I BROUGHT THE CRATE FROM SHUSH.
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MY NEW SUPERSECRET GADGET
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FROM THE SUPERSECRET
SPY ORGANIZATION SHUSH!
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I'VE GOT A NEW WEAPON.
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YAHOO! IT'S NEARLY A WEEK
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SINCE I GOT A NEW GIZMO.
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YES! MAGIC FINGERS GOSALYN,
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THE GREATEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD PLAYER
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TO EVER GRACE THIS PLANET!
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I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN, DAD.
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I'M SORRY, GOS.
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TRY TO HAVE FUN QUIETLY.
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KEEN GEAR! MY HIGHEST SCORE YET.
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HEY! THIS THING DUMPED MY SCORE.
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I WAS GONNA PUT MY NAME ON THE
CHAMPION WALRUS WHIPPER LIST.
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THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
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YOU PIECE OF JUNK!
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THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT A
COMPLICATED PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.
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IF THERE'S NO HOLE IN MY WALL
WHEN I PULL THIS TRIGGER,
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SOMEONE'S GOING INTO
THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
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HMM... MAYBE IT'S A FLASHLIGHT.
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YOU CHEAP PIECE OF JUNK!
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YEAH. CHEAP PIECE OF JUNK.
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G-GOSALYN! SPEAK TO ME!
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SPEAK TO ME.
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ARE YOU O.K.?
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I MUST BE DEAD.
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I'M ON TV.
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I THINK HER BRAIN'S
BEEN TOASTED.
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NO, IT HASN'T, D.W.
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I'VE GOT THAT ICKY FEELING
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IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH AGAIN.
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THAT GADGET BROUGHT
THE THREE WORST PARTS
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OF GOSALYN'S PERSONALITY TO
LIFE AS EVIL ENERGY BEINGS.
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THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS IT'S SUPPOSED
TO DO IN THESE INSTRUCTIONS.
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WHAT A STUPID WEAPON.
THIS THING IS DANGEROUS.
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O.K., LEMME SEE.
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ACCORDING TO THIS,
YOU MUST BE LIGHT WAVES.
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AND YOU MUST BE HEAT WAVES.
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WHAT ARE YOU?
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THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL...
RADIOWAVE.
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POWERFUL? OOH! HAH!
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WHAT HARM CAN RADIO WAVES DO?
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OH!
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OW! OW! OW!
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OH!
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OW!
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AAH!
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KEEN GEAR!
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WANNA BE MY SCIENCE PROJECT?
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WHAT ARE WE... FREAKS?
THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
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YOU WANT THE GREATEST RADIO
WAVE TO BE A SCIENCE PROJECT?
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I WANNA BE SOMEONE'S HOMEWORK.
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NOT! I JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.
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TALK ABOUT WORDS COMING
BACK TO HAUNT YOU.
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WHOA!
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OH, YEAH!
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THAT'S A REAL HANDY WEAPON.
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WE'VE GOT TO CATCH THEM BEFORE
THEY CAUSE MORE TROUBLE.
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SURE THING, D.W.
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UNH! UNH!
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[DARKWING] MEANWHILE,
A CERTAIN MISS
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WILL CLEAN UP THE
MESS HER BRAIN MADE.
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THOSE GUYS CAN'T HAVE
COME FROM MY BRAIN!
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I'M WAY TOO COOL
TO HAVE A BIG EGO,
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AND I NEVER GET MAD!
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I'LL CLEAN THE
MESS MY BRAIN MADE.
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HMM...
MAYBE A LITTLE TARGET PRACTICE
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WOULD BE FUN.
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AHA! PERFECT!
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BULL'S-EYE! YES!
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AAH! AAH!
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A ONE-IN-A-ZILLION SHOT, FOLKS.
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NOW THAT WAS WHAT I CALL FUN!
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FLATHEADED CITY PLANNERS.
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HOW DARE THEY PUT A
BUILDING IN MY WAY?
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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N-NOTHING.
JUST PAYING MY HEATING BILL.
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HEATING BILL? I AM HEAT.
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SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING A CUT...
OR ALL OF IT?
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YUP YUP YUP.
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THAT BURNS MY BISCUITS!
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IF THIS CITY DOESN'T
WANT TO PAY FOR HEAT,
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MAYBE THEY'D LIKE
SOME FREE SAMPLES!
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[HUMMING DARKWING DUCK THEME]
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OOH! I CAN'T GET THAT
STUPID TUNE OUT OF MY HEAD.
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YAAHH!
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THE THINGS I'LL DO
TO CLEAR MY SINUSES.
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[SNIFFING]
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WAIT! MY SINUSES AREN'T CLEAR.
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SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE
ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM.
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WHAT COULD BE CAUSING
THIS INTERFERENCE?
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PIRATE BROADCASTS?
SATELLITES? SUNSPOTS?
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I JUST DON'T KNOW!
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OF COURSE! THAT'S IT!
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I HAVE THE ANSWER.
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I... I...
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I'LL ASK THOSE GUYS.
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MAYBE THEY HAVE AN UNQUENCHABLE
THIRST FOR CHAOS AND MAYHEM.
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WE COULD DO CRIMES TOGETHER.
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YOO-HOO!
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HEY, YOU GALS!
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NEW IN TOWN?
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WE'RE KINDRED SPIRITS.
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WE'VE EVEN GOT
THE SAME POLARITY.
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YOU THINK YOU CAN
KEEP UP WITH US?
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WE HAVE THE POWER OF THE
ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM.
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE,
A BATTERY STRAPPED TO YOUR BACK?
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NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
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YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS.
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I'M GONNA GET YOU... AAH!
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HEED THIS LESSON, KIDS.
ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELT.
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O.K.
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NOW I'M UPSET.
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LOOK.
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THEY'RE GOING INTO
THAT ELECTRONICS STORE.
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YOU STOP THEM FROM ESCAPING.
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I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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I'M THE LOW POINT
ON YOUR SINE WAVE.
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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ANOTHER $20 GAS
CARTRIDGE DOWN THE TUBES.
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THERE'S NOBODY HERE.
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GUESS AGAIN, SHOEHORN BEAK!
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HEY, SMART GUY,
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WANNA PLAY WITH SOME
RADIOWAVE-CONTROLLED TOYS?
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YAAHH!
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HAVE YOU SEEN ANY
EVIL ENERGY DEMONS?
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RIGHT IN THERE.
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DARN IT!
THAT WAS A SUPERVILLAIN.
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[HEATWAVE] YOU'RE
NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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DANCE, PARDNER!
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EE! AH! OOH! AH!
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EE! AH! OOH! AH!
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I'M A BIGGER GENIUS
THAN I THOUGHT.
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TAKES MORE THAN ONE
UTTER HUMILIATION
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TO GET RID OF ME.
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MEGAVOLT!
LIKE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE.
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YOU'VE IMPUGNED THE
HONOR OF MEGAVOLT.
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NOW YOU MUST PAY!
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[SIGHS]
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DON'T WANNA PAY. I WANNA PLAY.
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HOW ABOUT A GAME OF
SHISHKA-BOBBING FOR APPLES?
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WHOA!
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PERFECT. ROAST DUCK ON A STICK.
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NO, THANKS. I ALREADY ATE.
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SEE YOU LATER, WAFFLE HEAD.
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I GOT MORE STUFF TO SMASH.
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AAH! AAH!
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OH, PERFECT!
DYING WITH MY ARCHENEMY.
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I'M REALLY YOUR ARCHENEMY?
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GOSH, THAT'S SWELL.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT DR. SLUG
WAS YOUR ARCH...
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QUIET!
WE'RE HISTORY, YOU UNDERSTAND?
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IT COULD BE WORSE.
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HOW COULD IT BE WORSE?
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YOU HAD TO ASK, DIDN'T YOU?
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SUCK FLAME-RETARDING
FOAM, EVILDOER!
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WELL, THERE'S A NEW TWIST.
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SMOOTH MOVE, MEGAVOLT.
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WON'T THE WATER SHORT YOU OUT?
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PROBABLY.
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AAH! AAH!
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[LAUGHING]
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TIMBER!
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GET READY TO EAT
WAVELENGTH, SAPS!
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WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
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HMM.
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GOOD GOING, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
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[PANTING]
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NICE JOB WITH THE SPRINKLER.
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THANKS.
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NICE JOB WITH THE, UH...
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GETTING YOUR GUN MELTED.
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HEH HEH. RIGHT.
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I'M GONNA NEED HELP
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FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS
ABOUT ENERGY WAVES.
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I KNOW THE
ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM
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LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
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WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
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O.K.
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LET'S PUT ASIDE OUR DIFFERENCES
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AND WIPE OUT THESE
POWER-MAD PIPSQUEAKS, EH?
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WE'LL TAKE THE SECRET
ROUTE TO DARKWING TOWER.
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AAH!
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[MEGAVOLT SNIFFING]
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I THINK MY SINUSES
ARE FINALLY CLEAR.
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[GOSALYN] DIRTY,
ROTTEN BRAIN WAVES.
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NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR ME.
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NOW I'M CLEANING UP AFTER 'EM.
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I'M ALMOST FINISHED
WITH THIS FLOOR, DAD.
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AHEM. YOU MEAN "DAD" IN
THE FIGURATIVE SENSE,
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LITTLE GIRL WHO'S
NOT RELATED TO ME.
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WHAT ARE YOU...
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MEGAVOLT!
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YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY ALIENS
AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?
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HEH HEH HEH!
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I PRESENT THE AWESOME,
SUPERSECRET...
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DARKWING TOWER.
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COOL! AUDUBON BAY BRIDGE.
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THAT'S JUST A...
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UH, UH...
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A SIMPLE HOLOGRAM
TO FOOL OUTSIDERS.
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A HOLOGRAM? BRILLIANT!
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NO WONDER YOU ALWAYS
THWART MY FIENDISH SCHEMES!
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WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
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DON'T WORRY.
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I NEEDED A POWER EXPERT,
AND MEGAVOLT'S A GENIUS.
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UH, WHEN IT COMES
TO ENERGY STUFF.
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GATHER ROUND. HUDDLE UP.
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HERE'S THE WORLD'S
MOST EXTENSIVE LIBRARY
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OF PHYSICS AND
BIZARRE PHENOMENA.
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THEY'LL TELL US HOW TO
RUB OUT THOSE FIENDS.
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O.K., EVERYBODY, START READING.
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THAT WAS THE LAST BOOK.
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I KNOW ABOUT PLASMA
WAVE INVERTORS,
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AND IT DOESN'T HELP US.
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HERE'S ONE WE MISSED!
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"SQUISHY THE SQUIRREL'S BIG
BOOK OF QUANTUM PHYSICS."
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OOH, I LOVE THAT BOOK!
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"SQUISHY AND THE PHASE
TRANSITION COILS.
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SQUISHY'S MOLECULAR
STRUCTURE DISRUPTED."
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OF COURSE. IT'S SO SIMPLE.
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SO AMAZINGLY SIMPLE.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE.
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[DARKWING] OH, YEAH...
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SIMPLE.
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WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE?
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HOW'S A MAGNET GONNA
GET RID OF THOSE GUYS?
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OH! QUESTIONS...
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QUESTIONS.
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WHY MUST YOU DOUBT ME?
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YOU'LL DRIVE ME MAD!
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MAD, I TELL YOU!
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THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I ASKED.
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OH! WELL,
THE MAGNET WILL INTERPOLATE
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THE HYPERSTATIC MATRIX TO
A RANDOM CONFIGURATION.
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UM... THEY'LL GO BOOM.
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YEAH. UH-HUH. SURE.
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WE NEED NEGATIVE POLARITY.
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THIS IS SOME KINDA TRICK.
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EVEN I KNOW NEGATIVE IS BAD.
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POSITIVE IS GOOD.
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NEGATIVE.
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POSITIVE.
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NEGATIVE.
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POSITIVE.
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NEGATIVE!
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NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE!
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POSITIVE! POSITIVE! POSITIVE!
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POS! POS! POS...
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AREN'T YOU BEING
A LITTLE IMMATURE?
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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POSITIVE.
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WHAT HURTS MOST IS THAT YOU
CALL YOURSELF A SUPERHERO.
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NOW TO LURE THEM IN.
HIT IT, GOS.
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ATTENTION, ENERGY DEMONS.
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NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH.
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ARE YOU SURE THAT'LL DO IT?
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THEY CAME OUT OF MY BRAIN.
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HERE THEY COME.
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YES! I DID IT! I DID IT!
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[AIR PUMPING]
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YOU DID IT, ALL RIGHT.
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TOLD YOU SO! TOLD YOU SO!
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WELL, DARKWING,
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ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS?
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I'M THINKING. I'M THINKING.
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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I'M BETTER THAN EVER...
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IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
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KEEN GEAR! WE GOT THE POWER.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
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LET'S SMASH STUFF!
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HEY! LET'S GET SOME ICE CREAM.
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THEN WE'LL SMASH STUFF.
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I WAS NEVER THAT BAD, WAS I?
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WHAT NOW?
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HMM. WE COULD ZAP IT
WITH NEGATIVE POLARITY...
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LIKE I SAID IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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D.W., SHE'S MOVING OUT OF RANGE.
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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I'M A GENIUS.
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NOT JUST ANYONE COULD FIND
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A SUPERTANKER FULL OF
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.
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DON'T LOOK, GOS. IT'S HORRIBLE.
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IT'S JUST ICE CREAM.
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OH, YEAH.
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I... I... I KNEW THAT.
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UH-OH. MINOR VISIBILITY PROBLEM.
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[LIGHTWAVE] TIME FOR
SOME BATTING PRACTICE.
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AAH!
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MAYBE A DIRECT ATTACK'S
NOT THE BEST WAY
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TO GET THEM BACK TO THE MAGNET.
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SUPPOSE THEY'D FALL FOR THAT
"NYAH NYAH" THING AGAIN?
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THEY LOOK LIKE THEY
WERE HAVING FUN.
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FUN? THAT'S IT!
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THEY'RE PARTS OF ME.
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HOW WOULD YOU TRICK ME
INTO GOING SOMEWHERE?
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THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD GAME.
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THAT MONSTROSITY WILL
BELIEVE THIS IS REAL?
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SHE'D BETTER!
I BLEW MY ALLOWANCE ON THIS COSTUME.
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O.K., MEGAVOLT,
YOU LURE HER HERE.
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WHEN SHE REACHES THE
"X," HIT THE SWITCH.
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SWITCH THE "X" AND
REACH THE LURE.
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YEAH. THIS'LL WORK.
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[MEGAVOLT] EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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UM...
THERE'S THE WORLD'S BIGGEST
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SON-OF-WHIFFLEWORLD
VIDEO GAME OVER THERE.
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COOL BEANS!
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MY FAVORITE GAME.
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[MEGAVOLT] HERE SHE COMES!
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O.K., GOS, NOW!
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SAVE ME! SAVE ME!
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I'LL DODGE THE
EXPLODING ROLLERCHICKENS
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TO SAVE YOU FROM THE EVIL
WALRUSBOY, PRINCESS.
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WHOOPSIE.
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SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD? WAY COOL!
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YOU CAN HIT THAT SWITCH
ANYTIME, MEGAVOLT.
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WHOOP! OH, GIVE ME A BREAK!
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THIS JOYSTICK
DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
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[GULP]
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ISN'T HE A LITTLE
TUBBY FOR WHIFFLEBOY?
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WHAT FUN.
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OUR OWN DARKWING
DUCK TO PLAY WITH.
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YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED
SON OF WHIFFLEWORLD
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UNTIL YOU'VE PLAYED AGAINST US.
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00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:02,457
LET'S MAKE THIS MORE
LIKE THE REAL GAME.
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WE NEED... GOBLINS.
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NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE.
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AND FALLING SLIMESQUIDS
AND ANVILBATS.
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NO SWEAT. CHILD'S PLAY.
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00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:25,874
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE
EXPLODING ROLLERCHICKENS.
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[DARKWING] ALL RIGHT.
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00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,499
THIS IS GETTING TRICKY.
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00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,332
NOW LET'S SEE YOU
RESCUE THE PRINCESS.
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00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:35,957
LEMME GO,
YOU PERSONALITY-STEALING BOZO.
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NO VIDEO GAME'S A MATCH
FOR DASHING DARKWING DUCK.
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I WIN... NATURALLY.
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00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:43,291
WRONG!
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00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,208
HAH!
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HA HA! DOPEY ME.
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00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:54,124
I FORGOT SHE SUCKED
UP ALL THE POWER.
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00:20:54,125 --> 00:20:57,624
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL...
DOOMED!
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00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:00,000
HEY! WAIT A SEC.
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00:21:02,958 --> 00:21:06,249
IT'S GAME OVER FOR
YOU, DARKWING.
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00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,207
IT'S BEEN FUN. THANKS.
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00:21:08,208 --> 00:21:14,208
MEGAVOLT, NOW'S A GOOD
TIME TO PULL THE SWITCH.
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HEY...
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00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:30,707
WHERE'S MEGAVOLT?
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NORMALLY, I ENJOY FREE FALL.
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DID WE GET HER?
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YEP, YEP, YEAH.
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00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,457
ZAPPED HER INTO OBLIVION.
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00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,874
LAST WE'LL SEE OF THAT MENACE.
387
00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:42,957
DON'T BE SO SURE.
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00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:45,999
WE JUST DISBURSED
THEIR ENERGY PARTICLES.
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THERE'S A
ONE-IN-A-ZILLION CHANCE
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THEY COULD RE-FORM
THROUGH SOMEONE'S TV.
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00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:56,000
THEY'D ONLY NEED A SIMPLE
PARTICLE ACCELERATOR!
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PSST! HEY, KID... YOU.
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00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:01,082
YEAH, YOU.
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00:22:01,083 --> 00:22:03,707
COME ON, BE A PAL.
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00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:06,582
GO FIND US A
PARTICLE ACCELERATOR.
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00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,583
PRETTY PLEASE.