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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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THIS IS GOSALYN MALLARD
REPORTING FROM CITY HALL,
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WHERE A BATTLE OF EPIC
PROPORTIONS RAGES...
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A FREE-FOR-ALL
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BETWEEN THAT
HARD-HUNK CEMENTHEAD,
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THE FANTASTIC ELASTIC
RUBBER CHICKEN,
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AND LASTLY, BUT NOT LEASTLY,
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THAT COLOR-COORDINATED
CRIMEBUSTER
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DARKWING DUCK!
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OKAY, MUTANT, SUCK...
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GAS.
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HOW DID OUR CITY BECOME
A BREEDING GROUND
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FOR MENACING MUTANT MARAUDERS?
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HERE'S WHAT I KNOW...
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IT BEGAN WHEN I STARTED
WORKING ON THE SCHOOL PAPER.
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I COVERED A LOTTA BIG STORIES.
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[BOOM]
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AAH!
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CRIME STORIES LIKE.
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SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE.
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[HONK] YIKE!
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SCIENCE STORIES LIKE.
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ALIEN TREE CREATURE
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE.
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THIS CUTTING-EDGE JOURNALISM
BEGAN TO WEAR THIN.
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I NEEDED A REALLY BIG STORY.
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I KNEW WHERE TO FIND IT...
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THE GUY WHO KNOWS WHERE THE ACTION IS...
DARKWING DUCK.
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I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT.
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WHO WOULD WANT TO DESTROY
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THE SWINE CORPORATION'S
INVENTORY OF CHEEZA PETS?
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YEAH. SUCH A WASTE
OF GOOD MOZZARELLA.
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FIND ANY CLUES, D.W.?
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A FEW FOOTPRINTS,
A SCRAP OF A RED COSTUME,
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AND THIS CARD READING,
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"THE RUBBER CHICKEN,
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"MUTANT-POWERED EVIL EXPERT.
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SEE ME FOR ALL YOUR
CRIMINAL NEEDS."
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I'VE PUT TWO AND TWO
TOGETHER AND COME UP WITH...
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THREE?
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NO! THE RUBBER CHICKEN!
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HE MUST BE BEHIND
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ALL THE DESTRUCTION OF
SWINE CORPORATION PROPERTY!
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NOW WHERE WOULD A
RUBBER CHICKEN HIDE OUT?
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HAMBURGER HIPPO!
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INTERESTING.
HOW DID YOU DEDUCE THIS?
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'CAUSE THERE HE IS!
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OKAY, CHICKEN, ADMIT IT!
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YOU DESTROYED THE
CHEEZA PET FACTORY!
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NO! NUH-UH! NO WAY!
I'M INNOCENT!
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THEN EXPLAIN YOUR PRINTS
AT THE CRIME SCENE!
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I WAS FRAMED!
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FRAMED, I TELL YOU! FRAMED!
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TELL THAT TO THE BOYS IN BLUE.
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I'M A JAILBIRD!
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WHAT'LL MOM SAY? AAIIEEE!
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HEY, COME BACK HERE!
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UH-OH.
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RESISTING ARREST, EH?
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OKAY, IT'S TIME TO GET PHYSICAL.
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LUCKY MOVE.
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STAND STILL.
I'LL THRASH YOU S'MORE.
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IF YOU THRASH ME ANY MORE,
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YOU'LL WIND UP IN THE HOSPITAL.
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COME BACK 'ERE, YOU COWARD.
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HEE-YAH, OOH, WAH.
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I KNEW I'D FIND DARKWING
IN HIS SECRET LAIR.
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BECAUSE I HAVE A
PERSONAL CONNECTION.
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I WAS HOPING TO GET A
LEAD ON A BIG STORY.
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MAY-HAP THE RUBBER CHICKEN
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IS IN CAHOOTS WITH CEMENTHEAD,
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THE MUTANT CONCRETE CRIMELORD!
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EVIL MUTANTS LIKE TO
HANG OUT TOGETHER.
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DAD, I NEED YOUR HELP.
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CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PACING?
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D.W. THINKS RUBBER CHICKEN
IS WORKIN' FOR CEMENTHEAD.
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WOW! WHAT A SCOOP!
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PLEASE LET ME GO ON
THIS CASE WITH YA!
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THIS CAPER IS FOR
GROWN-UPS ONLY.
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I CAN'T HAVE YOU GETTING HURT.
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I MUST FIND THE RUBBER
CHICKEN'S HIDEOUT!
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BUT, D.W...
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I WON'T REST UNTIL
THIS VILLAIN'S FOUND!
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BUT, D.W...
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NO FAITH IN MY ABILITIES, EH?
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WELL, HAH AND DOUBLE HAH!
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AND HAH SOME MORE!
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FINDING THIS FIEND
WILL BE A SNAP.
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IT'LL BE AS EASY AS ONE...
TWO...
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THREEEEE!
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BUT THE CHICKEN'S CARD
HAS HIS ADDRESS ON IT.
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DON'T WORRY! I'LL SAVE YOU!
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AAH!
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AND THESE ARE MY ROLE MODELS.
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I'LL SCOPE THIS OUT ON MY OWN.
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I WENT TO A SHACK ON
THE BAD SIDE OF TOWN.
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WHO SENT YOU? WHO?
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I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS.
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WHO ARE YOU?
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HOW'D YOU GET THESE POWERS?
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COME ON! TALK, TALK!
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[SOBBING]
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU.
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MY NAME IS CLOVIS CLUCKENHOFF.
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MY ORIGIN WAS LIKE SOMETHING
OUT OF A COMIC BOOK.
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MY PARENTS LIVED NEAR AN
EXPERIMENTAL PLASTIC FACTORY.
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IT EXPLODED!
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THEN MY MOM GAVE BIRTH
TO A BOUNCING BABY BOY.
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I DISCOVERED I COULD MOLD
MYSELF INTO ANY SHAPE,
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STRETCH TO IMPOSSIBLE LENGTHS.
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THE OTHER KIDS MADE FUN OF ME,
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SO I KEPT MY POWERS A SECRET.
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ONE DAY WHILE WORKING FOR
THE SWINE CORPORATION,
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I DISCOVERED THAT THE
HEAD OF THE COMPANY,
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SWENLIN SWINE,
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WAS IN CAHOOTS WITH THAT
MASTER OF MIGHT... CEMENTHEAD!
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OVERHEARING THEIR PLANS
TO ROB THE ORPHANAGE,
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I REALIZED I COULDN'T
HIDE MY POWERS.
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I'D USE THEM FOR
THE GOOD OF SOCIETY
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AS THE RUBBER CHICKEN!
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WHEN I STOPPED
CEMENTHEAD'S ROBBERY,
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HE DECIDED TO PUT ME OUT
OF THE SUPERHERO BUSINESS
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BY DESTROYING SWINE'S
WAREHOUSES AND FRAMING ME!
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PUH-LEEZE! YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
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I'M INNOCENT, I TELL YOU!
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I KNEW JUST THE DUCK
WHO COULD HELP...
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THAT FAMOUS SHAMUS
DARKWING DUCK.
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I LOCATED HIM AND EXPLAINED
THE RUBBER CHICKEN'S STORY.
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HAH HAH HAH!
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SWENLIN SWINE IS ONE OF ST.
CANARD'S
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MOST RESPECTED CITIZENS.
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MY OWN FATHER
DOESN'T BELIEVE ME.
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I BELIEVE YOU.
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YOU STILL BELIEVE
IN THE EASTER BUNNY.
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THERE ISN'T AN EASTER BUNNY?
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UH, OF COURSE THERE
IS, LAUNCHPAD.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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YOU COULD AT LEAST
CHECK SWINE OUT.
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I'LL SEE SWINE, ALL RIGHT.
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I'LL PERSONALLY ASSURE HIM
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THAT ST.
CANARD'S MIGHTY MASKED MALLARD
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WILL STOP THE DESTRUCTION
OF HIS PROPERTY.
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SO DARKWING DUCK, ST.
CANARD'S MIGHTY, MASKED, VAIN, PIG-HEADED,
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LOUD-MOUTHED,
SNOOTY, EGOMANIACAL,
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WAFFLE-BRAINED MALLARD,
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PAID A LITTLE VISIT
TO SWENLIN SWINE.
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I HAVE TO SEE MR. SWINE ABOUT A
RUBBER CHICKEN WITH MUTANT POWERS.
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I HAVE MUTANT POWERS.
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I WAS BORN DOWNWIND OF A
FRUIT IRRADIATING PLANT,
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AND NOW I HAVE AN
AMAZING ABILITY.
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REALLY?
WHAT, PRAY TELL, MIGHT THAT BE?
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AAH!
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IT'S KINDA EMBARRASSING,
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BUT IT BREAKS THE
ICE AT PARTIES.
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HOW INTERESTING. GOTTA RUN.
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FORE!
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WELL, IF IT ISN'T DARKWING DUCK.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE A PRINCE OF A FELLA.
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WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA, BIG GUY?
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WELL, MR. SWINE,
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IT SEEMS THAT A CERTAIN,
AHEM, "REPORTER"
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THINKS YOU'RE IN
LEAGUE WITH CEMENTHEAD.
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[SNORT] ME?
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OH, THAT'S RICH. TRES AMUSANT.
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I LIKE A SUPERHERO
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
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AND IMPECCABLE TASTE IN CLOTHES!
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I EVER TELL YOU THAT?
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I'M A BIG FAN OF YOURS, D.W.
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CAN I CALL YOU D.W.?
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WHY WASTE SUCH TALENT ON
TRIVIAL CRIME PURSUITS
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WHEN YOU COULD BE A SCREEN STAR?
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SWINE PICTURES IS LOOKING
FOR THE NEXT CLINT BEAKWOOD.
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YOU MIGHT FIT THE BILL.
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ME?
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OH, I COULDN'T DO THAT.
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UNLESS IT WERE A MULTI-PICTURE
DEAL WITH BACK END POINTS.
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AND MERCHANDISING RIGHTS?
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NATURALLY!
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AND MAYBE EVEN...
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MY OWN CARTOON!
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WELL, IT'S A TALL ORDER,
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BUT I THINK I CAN SWING IT.
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BUT I MAY HAVE TO
SELL SWINE PICTURES
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IF I CAN'T STOP THAT
CHICKEN FROM DESTROYING ME.
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WHAT A DRAIN ON MY
FINANCIAL RESOURCES.
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DON'T WORRY, MR. SWINE.
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I'LL BAG THAT BANTAM BURGLAR.
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YOU'RE A PRINCE OF A FELLA...
I EVER TELL YOU THAT?
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DON'T FORGET TO STOP
BY THE FRONT DESK.
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I GOTTA COUPLA PRESENTS
WAITIN' FOR YA.
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AFTER BRUTALLY
GRILLING SWENLIN SWINE,
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DARKWING WAS SURE THE
TUBBY TYCOON WAS INNOCENT.
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A SIMULATED ALLIGATOR
SKIN GAS GUN CASE
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WITH SOLID GOLD HARDWARE!
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HE SHOULDN'T HAVE!
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YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?
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JUST SOME TRINKETS FROM
MY BUDDY SWENLIN SWINE.
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TRINKETS?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
LET HIM BRIBE YOU!
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DARKWING DUCK,
PARAGON OF INTEGRITY,
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TAKE A BRIBE? HAH!
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SWINE IS NO CROOK!
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YES, HE IS!
LAUNCHPAD BELIEVES ME!
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LAUNCHPAD STILL BELIEVES
IN THE TOOTH FAIRY.
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COME ON, L.P.,
FAME AND FORTUNE AWAIT!
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I HAVE A CHICKEN TO CATCH.
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I ACCEPTED THIS IN
MY USUAL CALM MANNER.
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AND DECIDED I'D CHECK
THIS SWINE GUY OUT MYSELF.
235
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WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT DARKWING ANYMORE.
236
00:11:18,875 --> 00:11:21,415
I THREW HIM OFF THE TRAIL.
237
00:11:21,416 --> 00:11:24,582
AS FOR THE RUBBER CHICKEN,
238
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:30,583
I'M SURE CEMENTHEAD WILL
PERSONALLY WRING HIS SCRAWNY NECK!
239
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,750
HELLO, PULITZER!
240
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:40,708
GOTCHA!
241
00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:43,290
WELL, MY LITTLE CUB REPORTER.
242
00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:47,457
I'M AFRAID THAT WAS YOUR
LAST PHOTO OPPORTUNITY.
243
00:11:47,458 --> 00:11:48,957
[GULP]
244
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,457
YOU WOULDN'T INTERFERE
245
00:11:50,458 --> 00:11:53,500
WITH THE FREEDOM OF THE
PRESS, WOULD YOU?
246
00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:00,333
SAY CHEESE.
247
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,957
WHAT A SWEET LITTLE GIRL.
248
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:07,874
A SHAME I'M GONNA HAFTA LOCK
YOU AWAY FOR SAFEKEEPING.
249
00:12:07,875 --> 00:12:09,999
THEM'S THE BREAKS.
250
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,874
FIRST YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME
251
00:12:12,875 --> 00:12:15,582
HOW YOU BECAME A
HARDENED CRIMINAL.
252
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,165
AW, WHY NOT?
253
00:12:17,166 --> 00:12:20,249
I DO LIKE TALKING ABOUT MYSELF.
254
00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:24,165
MY FATHER WAS THE GREAT
ACTOR MARLON HAMBONE.
255
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,124
WHILE PUTTING HIS FOOTPRINTS
256
00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,957
IN FRONT OF A FAMOUS THEATER,
257
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:31,124
HIS EXCESSIVE WEIGHT
CAUSED A PROBLEM.
258
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,874
THEY CHIPPED HIM FREE,
259
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:38,957
BUT MY MOTHER BORE A CHILD
COMPOSED OF SOLID CEMENT...
260
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,290
ME.
261
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:42,082
MY FATHER DISOWNED ME,
262
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:44,582
AND I... A HELPLESS INFANT...
263
00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:47,582
WAS FORCED TO FEND FOR MYSELF.
264
00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:49,499
I DID PRETTY GOOD,
265
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:51,624
BUT I CRAVED ACCEPTANCE.
266
00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:56,124
I ADOPTED THE SWENLIN
SWINE PERSONA AS A COVER.
267
00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,415
I TURNED OUT REMARKABLY
WELL-ADJUSTED.
268
00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:04,290
I REALLY LOVE MUTANT
STORIES, BUT I GOTTA GO!
269
00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:05,999
CIAO!
270
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:10,457
NOW I HAD PROOF THAT SWINE
WAS REALLY CEMENTHEAD.
271
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:13,415
I WASN'T ABOUT TO BANG HEADS.
272
00:13:13,416 --> 00:13:15,582
WITH THAT BRICK WALL ALONE.
273
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,165
AFTER PICKING UP.
274
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,749
ANOTHER COOL
REPORTER'S TRENCHCOAT,
275
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:22,749
I LOCATED DARKWING
DUCK DOWNTOWN.
276
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,707
[DARKWING] OKAY,
RUBBER-NECKED GEEK!
277
00:13:24,708 --> 00:13:26,999
LET'S TRY SOME TEAR GAS.
278
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,457
DON'T SHOOT! D-DON'T...
279
00:13:29,458 --> 00:13:30,625
DON'T...
280
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,832
DAD, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!
281
00:13:34,833 --> 00:13:39,124
GOSALYN, NEVER INTERRUPT
ME WHEN I'M WEEPING.
282
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:42,707
HE'S GOING INTO BOB'S
WORLD OF FRAGILE ANTIQUES.
283
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:45,749
SEEKING SANCTUARY AMONG
BREAKABLE ITEMS, EH?
284
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:50,000
WELL,
THAT WON'T STOP DARKWING DUCK.
285
00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,165
YAAAAH!
286
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,457
THERE'S NO ESCAPING NOW, MUTANT.
287
00:13:58,458 --> 00:13:59,874
EAT ANTIQUES!
288
00:13:59,875 --> 00:14:03,416
YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT.
289
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:12,458
STOP!
290
00:14:12,459 --> 00:14:14,957
STOP, STOP, STOP! I'M INNOCENT!
291
00:14:14,958 --> 00:14:17,625
YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME.
292
00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:22,749
I GOT IT!
I SAVED A PRICELESS ANTIQUE!
293
00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,083
[CRASH]
294
00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:29,875
I CAN DISH OUT WHATEVER YOU CAN
TAKE, CHICKEN LIPS!
295
00:14:31,458 --> 00:14:33,582
I'LL BUST YOU, MUTANT!
296
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,832
WHY NOT?
HE'S BUSTED EVERYTHING ELSE.
297
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,290
GOTCHA!
298
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:41,290
AAH! LET GO! LEGGO, LEGGO!
299
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,249
WHOA! YEOW!
300
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:47,207
LOOKS LIKE THE CHICKEN
FLEW THE COOP, D.W.
301
00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,165
I WONDER HOW HE
COULD HAVE ESCAPED.
302
00:14:50,166 --> 00:14:54,124
COULD IT BE THE FAULT
OF A CERTAIN SIDEKICK?
303
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:58,499
THE RUBBER CHICKEN IS INNOCENT!
LOOK.
304
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:03,207
SWINE ISN'T IN CAHOOTS WITH CEMENTHEAD.
HE IS CEMENTHEAD!
305
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:05,832
SURE. YOU ALSO HAD GOOD PICTURES
306
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:10,707
FOR YOUR MYSTERIOUS GHOST COW
GOES ON BLOODY RAMPAGE STORY.
307
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:13,457
WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
308
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,999
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT.
309
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,582
TEN THOUSAND SMACKEROONIES!
310
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,415
I WAS TRYING TO STOP THAT
MUTANT-POWERED CHICKEN.
311
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:22,999
MUTANT-POWERED?
312
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,290
WHY,
I HAVE A MUTANT POWER MYSELF.
313
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:30,290
DUE TO MY FATHER'S WORK
IN GLUE DEVELOPMENT,
314
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:33,582
I WAS BORN WITH
AMAZING GLUE POWERS.
315
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:35,290
EXCUSE ME? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
316
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:36,708
OH?
317
00:15:39,583 --> 00:15:40,583
UNH!
318
00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:41,957
UNH!
319
00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,999
I REALIZED THEN.
320
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,874
THAT IT WAS UP TO
ME AND THE CHICKEN.
321
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:49,416
TO STOP CEMENTHEAD.
322
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:52,874
I'M TOM LOCKJAW.
323
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,874
AND I'M DAPHNE DUCKBILL.
324
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,332
TONIGHT'S TOP STORY...
325
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,124
DARKWING DUCK IS ONCE
AGAIN FORCED TO PAY
326
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,124
FOR SERIOUS PROPERTY DAMAGE.
327
00:16:02,125 --> 00:16:04,124
ARE YOU S-SURE ABOUT THIS?
328
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:06,457
YES. THERE ARE OTHER MUTANTS
329
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,707
WHO KEPT THEIR POWERS
SECRET LIKE YOU.
330
00:16:09,708 --> 00:16:11,499
ASK 'EM FOR HELP.
331
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,582
IF YOU SAY SO, B-BUT I... I
332
00:16:14,583 --> 00:16:15,999
KINDA GOT S-STAGE FRIGHT.
333
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,165
HEY, W-WHAT THE...
334
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,124
AHEM.
335
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,415
UH, H-HELLO OUT THERE.
336
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,499
I'M THE RUBBER CH-CHICKEN.
337
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,999
I'M A MUTANT,
338
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,082
BUT I'M A GOOD GUY.
339
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:31,082
I WANT TO ASK THE OTHER MUTANTS
340
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:32,999
TO HELP ME FIGHT CEMENTHEAD,
341
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,874
'CAUSE HE'S AN EVIL MUTANT,
342
00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:37,874
AND HE'S, UH,
GIVING US A BAD NAME.
343
00:16:37,875 --> 00:16:41,332
THANK YOU AND, UH, DRIVE SAFE.
344
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,707
YOU KNOW, TOM,
345
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:45,165
I HAVE A MUTANT POWER MYSELF.
346
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:47,582
DUE TO MY MOTHER'S EXPOSURE
347
00:16:47,583 --> 00:16:49,457
TO RADIOACTIVE CHICKEN SOUP,
348
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,582
I HAVE THE AMAZING
MUTANT ABILITY
349
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,457
TO DISPLAY COLD
SYMPTOMS AT WILL.
350
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,124
AH...
351
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:58,290
AH... AH...
352
00:16:58,291 --> 00:16:59,832
AH-CHOO!
353
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:03,332
SO, COME ON, MUTANTS OF ST.
CANARD.
354
00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:05,957
LET'S HELP THE CHICKEN.
355
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,499
ALL ACROSS THE CITY,
356
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,707
MUTANTS WERE INSPIRED.
357
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:14,582
TO COME TO THE
RUBBER CHICKEN'S AID.
358
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:17,415
MEANWHILE,
IT FINALLY OCCURRED TO DARKWING.
359
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,415
THAT HE'D FIND THE
RUBBER CHICKEN.
360
00:17:20,416 --> 00:17:23,707
BY RETURNING TO THE
CHEEZA PET WAREHOUSE.
361
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,165
AND FOLLOWING THE
CHICKEN'S FOOTPRINTS.
362
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,165
THEY LED STRAIGHT
TO SWINE'S OFFICE.
363
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,082
ABOUT TIME HE FIGURED IT OUT.
364
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:33,249
OKAY.
365
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:36,124
PHONEY PRINTS LEADING
TO SWINE'S OFFICE
366
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:39,124
AND A RUBBER SWENLIN SWINE MASK.
367
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,082
MAYBE THERE'S AN
EENSY-WEENSY CHANCE
368
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,415
THAT GOSALYN WAS RIGHT.
369
00:17:44,416 --> 00:17:45,832
YOU COULD KNOCK.
370
00:17:45,833 --> 00:17:49,374
YOU'RE SETTIN' A BAD
EXAMPLE FOR THE KIDS.
371
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:52,290
NOW THAT YOU'VE FOUND ME OUT,
372
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,749
I'LL HAVE TO CRUSH
YOU LIKE BUGS.
373
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,165
C'EST LA VIE.
374
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,875
UH,LA VIE?
375
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:07,332
I THINK THE WORLD OF
YOU, DARKWING.
376
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:09,707
I EVER TELL YOU THAT?
377
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:10,708
YAAHH!
378
00:18:10,709 --> 00:18:14,332
HAPPY LANDINGS!
379
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,582
WHAT SWELL GUYS!
380
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:18,457
NOW THAT MY SECRET'S OUT,
381
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:23,833
IT'S TIME TO TAKE
MY MONEY AND RUN.
382
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:33,582
WHAT AN AMAZING BREAK,
LANDING IN THESE TRASH CANS.
383
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:37,165
HEY! MAYBE YOU HAVE
MUTANT LUCK POWERS!
384
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,457
ENOUGH WITH THE MUTANT POWERS!
385
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,457
HOW COME EVERYBODY
HAS POWERS BUT ME?
386
00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:45,832
IF I WERE EXPOSED TO
EXPERIMENTAL STUFF,
387
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:49,124
I'D ONLY GET A
RASH OR SOMETHING.
388
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,083
I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE
FOOTSTEPS ANYWHERE.
389
00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:59,457
COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
LET'S GET THAT MUTANT MANIAC!
390
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,707
AFTER VISITING THE TRASH
CAN REMOVAL CENTER,
391
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,999
DARKWING AND LAUNCHPAD
CAUGHT UP WITH CEMENTHEAD.
392
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,165
[DARKWING] I AM THE TERROR
393
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:10,124
THAT FLAPS IN THE...
394
00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,707
WE'LL TAKE OVER.
395
00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:16,999
OUR GROUP OF SUPERHEROES
WILL STOP CEMENTHEAD.
396
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,374
THE RUBBER CHICKEN!
397
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,415
BANANA BOY!
398
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,707
GAA-LUE GAL!
399
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:28,332
AND THE AMAZING SNEEZE MASTER!
400
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,499
CHOO!
401
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:33,082
WE'LL HANDLE THIS,
YOU POOR NON-MUTANT DUCK.
402
00:19:33,083 --> 00:19:34,874
ATTACK!
403
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:35,875
AH...
404
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,833
AH...
405
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,625
AH-CHOO!
406
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,291
WATCH IT!
407
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,999
SHEESH! AMATEURS!
408
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,749
AS I WAS SAYING...
409
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:52,291
I AM THE TERROR THAT...
410
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,000
[CRASH]
411
00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:56,875
NICE BACKHAND.
412
00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,707
SORRY THE Y-GUYS FLOPPED.
413
00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:07,582
IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW.
COME ON.
414
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,250
YES, MOTHER.
415
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:17,125
YOU'RE UNDERESTIMATING THE
STRENGTH OF MY POSITION, GENTLEMEN.
416
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,749
THE BATTLE RAGES ON.
417
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,874
CAN A NON-MUTANT-POWERED
DUCK AND A STRETCHY MISFIT
418
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:29,582
HOPE TO DEFEAT THIS
INDESTRUCTIBLE CONCRETE CROOK?
419
00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,082
[DARKWING AND RUBBER
CHICKEN] YAAHH!
420
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:34,583
PROBABLY NOT.
421
00:20:37,333 --> 00:20:38,624
IT'S HOPELESS.
422
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,957
IT'S LIKE DAVID AND GOLIATH,
423
00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:43,957
ONLY WE DON'T HAVE A SLING!
424
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,582
[DING DING]
425
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:47,165
WAIT A SECOND.
426
00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,290
MAYBE WE DO.
427
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,625
[WHISPERING]
428
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,707
[DARKWING] HEY, BRICKBRAIN!
429
00:20:54,708 --> 00:20:57,374
YOUR MOTHER WEARS
CEMENT OVERSHOES!
430
00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,374
YOU GOT A SHARP, ACERBIC WIT.
431
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:05,290
NEVERTHELESS,
TIME TO GO SQUISHY-SQUISHY.
432
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,291
GRRR!
433
00:21:06,292 --> 00:21:07,583
GRRR!
434
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:12,500
[SNORTING]
435
00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:14,582
YOU'RE GONNA STOP ME?
436
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:18,833
OH, PUH-LEEZE!
SPARE ME OVER HERE!
437
00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:44,500
TOODLES!
438
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,582
YEOW!
439
00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,207
YEOW!
440
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,583
YEOW!
441
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,457
WHOA! NICE TRAJECTORY.
442
00:21:54,458 --> 00:21:55,458
[PANTING]
443
00:21:56,708 --> 00:21:57,458
WE GOT 'IM!
444
00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:59,374
YOU DID PRETTY GOOD.
445
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:00,874
FOR A MUTANT.
446
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:03,207
AND YOU DID PRETTY GOOD
447
00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,582
FOR A VAIN, LOUD-MOUTHED,
448
00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:07,374
EGOMANIACAL WAFFLE-BRAIN!
449
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,375
HEY, I'M NOT VAIN.